I Played the SMALLEST Country in HOI4 MP

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  • Опубліковано 25 січ 2024
  • Todays Bokoen game is a game where all the players that play majors are on minors, while all the players that play minors are on majors.
    So because of that I got put on the weakest, worst and smallest country in HOI4 Multiplayer.
    Siam is the worst nation you can play in Hearts of Iron 4 Multiplayer, at least in Bokoen games, but I decided I'm gonna try to make some big esports game impact and carry even on this tiny nation.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 136

  • @Casperdcvd
    @Casperdcvd 4 місяці тому +799

    next time Dankus should be restricted to tanna tuva

    • @nahkh1
      @nahkh1 4 місяці тому +45

      Pretty sure the next step down is observer

    • @mattiri9540
      @mattiri9540 4 місяці тому +50

      ​@@nahkh1nah, its luxemburg

    • @IceKnight678
      @IceKnight678 4 місяці тому +6

      @@nahkh1Drew durnil

    • @flamingbull3438
      @flamingbull3438 4 місяці тому +17

      They said my Tanna Tuva was weak…

    • @johndudesmen48
      @johndudesmen48 4 місяці тому

      Tanna Tuva is an easy challenge.

  • @wzvy
    @wzvy 4 місяці тому +683

    “I am just forced into minors”
    - Dankus Memecus, 2024

    • @akixhunfn5096
      @akixhunfn5096 4 місяці тому

      woah

    • @kyleolcott1769
      @kyleolcott1769 4 місяці тому +104

      "And I'm down to even smaller minors"
      - Dankis Memecus, 2024

    • @akiamini4006
      @akiamini4006 4 місяці тому +3

      "Ingame"

    • @cc0767
      @cc0767 4 місяці тому +4

      "Im right wing" Dankus 2023

    • @themaster2764
      @themaster2764 4 місяці тому +1

      That doesnt make it better 💀 ​@akiamini4006

  • @DeusVult81
    @DeusVult81 4 місяці тому +460

    Bro sure do loves playing with minors 💀

  • @indeedniko734
    @indeedniko734 4 місяці тому +539

    Im starting to see a pattern:
    Dankus doesn't play an Asian nation- Asia has no game impact
    Dankus plays an Asian nation- he single handedly wins the game

    • @juanon_industries7256
      @juanon_industries7256 4 місяці тому +41

      Dankus in (insert european axis minor) be like: destroy both france and poland by micro and reinforce tomfoolery, goes to africa and then gets bogged down trying to break past sudan, pushes soviet frontlines all the way into the volga, loses because japan player capped in 42
      Dankus in (insert asian co-prosperity sphere nation) be like: caps china late, tora tora trolling, takes indonesia and malasia, obliterates india, pushes all the way to the mediterranean by iraq and iran front and then either the us kills his navy and caps him or needs to help germany finish the soviet union

    • @ozyaba
      @ozyaba 4 місяці тому +1

      The hatred against the asians are a need to an average hoi4 player. Dankus got my respect again

  • @12gark
    @12gark 4 місяці тому +200

    Plays the smaller minor
    Invades half the world
    Ends with 350 factories
    Almost kills Bo
    Doesn't give a fuck the entire time
    Leaves
    Dankus Chaddicus

    • @Q84inHarbin
      @Q84inHarbin 4 місяці тому

      dickrided
      No Siam player would ever have whole Indonesia

  • @Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933
    @Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933 4 місяці тому +152

    Now we just wait to see if we get a video of this game from Bo's POV as Australia.

    • @BloodNothinglol
      @BloodNothinglol 4 місяці тому +17

      Most likely since in most games Bo and Dankus play, they both stream which normally ends with a video

    • @zerodas
      @zerodas 2 місяці тому +1

      It came out from Bo's perspective like today. :0

    • @Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933
      @Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933 2 місяці тому +1

      @@zerodas You mean the video titled "The Australian Last Stand"?

  • @nikolamishev5134
    @nikolamishev5134 4 місяці тому +92

    Dankus is gonna soon be playing spectator and still gonna single handedly win the game

    • @12gark
      @12gark 4 місяці тому +12

      He will micro the other players like he usually does when he's playing a minor in Europe 😂

    • @slimshady3317
      @slimshady3317 4 місяці тому

      Esports ALTA

  • @akaEsit
    @akaEsit 4 місяці тому +88

    they said my minor minor was weak

  • @eduardosoares4253
    @eduardosoares4253 4 місяці тому +13

    Everyone: Dankus is too strong in majors! Exile him to Siam!
    Dankus with 360 factories as Siam: Well yes, but also no.

  • @Ghost-uo9it
    @Ghost-uo9it 4 місяці тому +7

    Dankus: Can't play majors
    Also Dankus: Fine I'll make myself into a major

  • @rogueemerald742
    @rogueemerald742 4 місяці тому +14

    16:54 Jimmy Carr ass laugh

  • @peterr1752
    @peterr1752 4 місяці тому +14

    I Drank an entire Gallon (3.79 Liters) of chocolate milk while watching this. 10/10 experience would do again...

    • @usuariogoogle8308
      @usuariogoogle8308 4 місяці тому +1

      why?

    • @peterr1752
      @peterr1752 4 місяці тому +4

      @@usuariogoogle8308 The Chocolate milk was right there. And I was Thirsty...

  • @yougoslavia
    @yougoslavia 4 місяці тому +14

    This video was great. Dankus went on a world tour despite being forced into minors. Hope to see it again.

  • @Toiletreaper942
    @Toiletreaper942 4 місяці тому +6

    "Minors on majors" - Dankus 2024

  • @littletanker
    @littletanker 4 місяці тому +27

    Nothing much but as a Thai person I'm very glade that finally he played Siam.

    • @some-jk4nx
      @some-jk4nx 4 місяці тому

      SOUTH EAST ASIA MENTIONED!!!!!!!!
      i was hoping they would do a dlc for us but nah south america

    • @endzor
      @endzor 4 місяці тому

      Central Asia ,Iran Iraq Afghanistan,Arabia, Yemen, oman​@@some-jk4nx

  • @dyn9726
    @dyn9726 4 місяці тому +39

    Dankus playing with a minor...
    Nation

  • @grooverchan1600
    @grooverchan1600 4 місяці тому +18

    I guess that’s what you call a “Minor inconvenience” XD

  • @PantherII-xd3zd
    @PantherII-xd3zd 4 місяці тому +10

    Dankus be like:
    I AM SILVER 1 AND I AM PROUD

  • @riccardocirielli
    @riccardocirielli 4 місяці тому +15

    Something tells me that Bo won't be posting a video about this game

    • @jagplaysroblox2169
      @jagplaysroblox2169 15 днів тому

      he did

    • @riccardocirielli
      @riccardocirielli 15 днів тому

      @@jagplaysroblox2169 yeah I saw it. He basically cut out all the things Dankus did in Asia and Africa. Fucking snake of Denmark lol

  • @lukalolleonardo4797
    @lukalolleonardo4797 4 місяці тому +8

    The snake of Denmark escapes his fate onse again

  • @akixhunfn5096
    @akixhunfn5096 4 місяці тому +13

    you know its a Dankus impact game, when he uploads about him playing minor nations

  • @randomlygeneratedname
    @randomlygeneratedname 4 місяці тому +3

    Give it a year and he'll get stuck as Luxembourg

  • @Zaicks
    @Zaicks 4 місяці тому

    Champ Dankus :D love seeing you make huge impacts!

  • @liamsweeen
    @liamsweeen 4 місяці тому +7

    Dankus went from Majors to Minors to Minors (you know what i mean)

  • @BS-hl9me
    @BS-hl9me 4 місяці тому +2

    Need to see a special game dankus USA and a friend or noob on both mexico and canada, let the whole world try to beat them.

  • @acward04
    @acward04 4 місяці тому +8

    Crazy how well you can do when people actually listen to what you say lol

    • @12gark
      @12gark 4 місяці тому +2

      Yes, Japan did jackshit on the offensive, but allowing Dankus to go full on world conquest has had more impact than most Japans 😂

  • @the-wanderer111
    @the-wanderer111 4 місяці тому +8

    *Luxembourg exists*

  • @bob-qb9gw
    @bob-qb9gw 4 місяці тому +3

    d-day wall denmark new meta

  • @cc0767
    @cc0767 4 місяці тому +2

    I blink once and suddenly Dankus has 2 million more manpower.. as siam. Wow. I guess you will be playing as tannu tuva in the future

  • @TheZerech
    @TheZerech 4 місяці тому +2

    Next week: They said my Bhutan was weak

  • @yesno3621
    @yesno3621 4 місяці тому +1

    on a more for real note it is kinda crazy this guy is so good that if he plays a major power then he just destroyers everyone

  • @chengzhou8711
    @chengzhou8711 4 місяці тому

    I’m glad the local miners get to play with Dankus

  • @stratigos1740
    @stratigos1740 4 місяці тому +4

    hey Dankus when are you playing MP Luxembourg?

  • @larry417
    @larry417 4 місяці тому +1

    most historical hoi game having siam as the world hegemon

  • @lucasaguirre5569
    @lucasaguirre5569 4 місяці тому

    the entire world was out of the game but it didn't end until host called lmao

  • @krait5645
    @krait5645 4 місяці тому +1

    Minor inconvenience

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 4 місяці тому

    That's the Island hopping I like to see

  • @ondrejhajek2338
    @ondrejhajek2338 4 місяці тому

    0:06 pov: explain your love situation to your friends.

  • @user-dn6dh4be1z
    @user-dn6dh4be1z 4 місяці тому +1

    Luxembourg World conquest next

  • @ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia
    @ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia 4 місяці тому

    Dankas should be put on something like denmark, that would be a challenge

  • @jadgamester1975
    @jadgamester1975 3 місяці тому

    video :I Played the SMALLEST Country in HOI4:
    me: thats not luxomburg

  • @Lady_Gaga95
    @Lady_Gaga95 4 місяці тому

    Ah yes, I, an Australian living in Victoria and born in Adelaide heard all the stories about the last time we were free until Siam occupied us in the war.
    Cursed.

  • @Adidas_der_schwanger_war
    @Adidas_der_schwanger_war 4 місяці тому

    lmao the CS montage

  • @EntityVsEntityInteractions
    @EntityVsEntityInteractions 2 місяці тому

    We need a Dankus Esports (alta) CSGO stream

  • @Mr2915Official
    @Mr2915Official 3 місяці тому

    "They said my Siam was weak"

  • @lurkki2796
    @lurkki2796 4 місяці тому +1

    Finally eashsports alta

  • @createrz8433
    @createrz8433 4 місяці тому +1

    They said my Siam was weak

  • @Korinthian-do7sx
    @Korinthian-do7sx 4 місяці тому

    They said my size was small, they were right.

  • @f3tsch906
    @f3tsch906 4 місяці тому

    Dankus luxembourg game when?

  • @M-e-n.
    @M-e-n. 4 місяці тому

    🎶 A B C D EEESHPORTS ALTAAA🎶

  • @Xeemix
    @Xeemix 4 місяці тому

    A regional power.

  • @endzor
    @endzor 4 місяці тому

    " Why is the d day wall Danish? "

  • @maximpershutin8257
    @maximpershutin8257 2 місяці тому

    I feel like the only way to get a balanced game is for Dankus to pkay as fucking Bhutan

  • @EntityVsEntityInteractions
    @EntityVsEntityInteractions 2 місяці тому

    Next time they put you on Luxembourg fr

  • @samuelpaik4063
    @samuelpaik4063 4 місяці тому

    "I'm just forced onto minors..."

  • @TheAzureNightmare
    @TheAzureNightmare 4 місяці тому

    Dankus Memecus has become the King of Siam. The Inhabitor of Angkor Wat! His new name in Siam is... Ramalama-Dingdong!

  • @calebworkman7719
    @calebworkman7719 4 місяці тому

    They said my Siam was weak…..

  • @Marc-jm3on
    @Marc-jm3on 4 місяці тому

    First time he plays actually as a minor state

  • @RandooGaming
    @RandooGaming 4 місяці тому

    Cs2 while playing hoi4? What pc build does he have

  • @darthcat6784
    @darthcat6784 4 місяці тому +1

    luxemburg 😔

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 4 місяці тому

    Lore of I Played the SMALLEST Country in HOI4 MP momentum 100

  • @Mr_OogaBooga
    @Mr_OogaBooga 4 місяці тому

    Luxembourg next time

  • @furkanaytekin8895
    @furkanaytekin8895 3 місяці тому

    Luxemburg next

  • @endzor
    @endzor 4 місяці тому

    316 factories siam

  • @hohinyeung2820
    @hohinyeung2820 4 місяці тому

    More cs2 gameplay plzzzzzz

  • @velourquiver1397
    @velourquiver1397 4 місяці тому

    Anyone know what mod he uses?

  • @staplerchan2852
    @staplerchan2852 4 місяці тому

    siam atonk

  • @georgecook8779
    @georgecook8779 4 місяці тому +1

    dankus is forced onto minors???????????

  • @samedajdinovic2832
    @samedajdinovic2832 4 місяці тому

    name of the mod?

  • @azpont7275
    @azpont7275 4 місяці тому

    Siam is kinda far from being smallest ngl. Even base game without the micro states of Europe has things like El Salvador.

  • @Ghost-cd5zm
    @Ghost-cd5zm 4 місяці тому

    I thought it was Hungary or Slovakia

  • @filce1232
    @filce1232 4 місяці тому

    How are allies this bad

  • @minesaftat3158
    @minesaftat3158 4 місяці тому

    isnt ireland smaller?

  • @6th_Army
    @6th_Army 4 місяці тому +2

    2/20 means there's 2 built out of a maximum possible of 20.

    • @Hutcho72
      @Hutcho72 4 місяці тому

      Yeah but you would assume that there are factories being built beyond the 2/20 available.

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army 4 місяці тому

      @@Hutcho72 20 represents the building slots available.

    • @Hutcho72
      @Hutcho72 4 місяці тому

      Yes I am aware of that, I am just wondering whether the theory by Dankus is correct that you would not know whether those slots are being built on?
      Or whether you have to spend the PP to gain Industrial land appropriation tp be able to use those slots?.
      @@6th_Army

  • @joshuamehaffey2135
    @joshuamehaffey2135 4 місяці тому

    Why is he playing with minors?

  • @christoperwallace6197
    @christoperwallace6197 3 місяці тому

    Dumb title, there are much smaller countries. Hell Bulgaria is smaller lmao

  • @samnajafi7746
    @samnajafi7746 4 місяці тому

    Hi

  • @samnajafi7746
    @samnajafi7746 4 місяці тому

    1 minute gang

  • @impledob69
    @impledob69 4 місяці тому

    can someone just mute golden pls

  • @heepox
    @heepox 3 місяці тому

    Smallest nation... its not luxembourg... clickbait.

  • @sebastian3217
    @sebastian3217 4 місяці тому +1

    Dankus single handedly carrying the game as peepee-poozakhstan 🗿
    Meanwhile Tommy loses as USA to an Italy 🤣