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  • are you even a kitchen nightmares fan if you didn't know at least one???
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  • @johnd9074
    @johnd9074 2 роки тому +9805

    “My brother never tells the truth”, “Coming from a pathological liar I take that as a compliment” so underrated lol

    • @afmario790
      @afmario790 2 роки тому +94

      Have not seen that episode at all... The one quoted reminds me of a person my dad calls "know it all" the empty vessel that makes the most noise... The one yapping loud and the other in high fashion clothes are meant to order but they can't get do a job and are "know nothing" basically... It's their fake self esteem they are showing there in their dressing.. Seen it, been there...

    • @alis1637
      @alis1637 2 роки тому +169

      Such an impressive retort. Bloke is definitely intelligent

    • @stonwall9065
      @stonwall9065 2 роки тому +14

      Arguing like children lol

    • @alexwood4695
      @alexwood4695 2 роки тому +13

      He keeps laughing and it’s so ridiculous

    • @joerivandeweyer3056
      @joerivandeweyer3056 2 роки тому +76

      @@afmario790 it's weird. The Nino guys seems to have balls but he's a nutter. A basket case. The other guy, the brother, looks like he is cognitively competent although he is very immature emotionally. He can't even look at his brother when talking it's like a little kid crying to their mommy, except it's Gordon. I could have a pint with Nino, but I couldn't with that NPC brother.

  • @rubytuesdayphoenix
    @rubytuesdayphoenix 2 роки тому +8162

    The dude mocking his brother with that operatic "hElLo mY nAmE iS nInO." I've been laughing for ten minutes

  • @DrPonk
    @DrPonk 2 роки тому +2511

    Following the "of course you don't heat a salad" clip with the grilled Caesar salad was a stroke of genius and your efforts did not go unnoticed, editor

    • @erichall090909
      @erichall090909 Рік тому +8

      Never understood that one. Grilled Caesar salad is both common and popular. Grilling lettuce is commonplace

    • @possum2203
      @possum2203 Рік тому +9

      @@erichall090909 where?

    • @chriskokish9759
      @chriskokish9759 Рік тому +7

      @@possum2203 down in ohio lmaoooo but yeah i have seen that before it sucks but its a real thing people like in Ohio at least which is where i from been years since ive seen one tho

    • @greattitan371
      @greattitan371 Рік тому +38

      @@chriskokish9759 Of course it's fucking Ohio

    • @plasticlawnchair7197
      @plasticlawnchair7197 Рік тому +6

      @@chriskokish9759 this is a certified "oh hell naw what the f*ck man" classic

  • @maeirai
    @maeirai 2 роки тому +1768

    The waitress smiling and then being like “a couple months” KILLED me

    • @kurronim9344
      @kurronim9344 2 роки тому +112

      Sam was such a icon.

    • @rdizzy1
      @rdizzy1 2 роки тому +39

      I've seen things like this at many restaurants, where they use real dried/spoiled food as display items instead of just buying fake realistic looking displays. Some of them were in there for YEARS. They obviously are just there as decor, but still, they are real food nonetheless.

  • @cynlovespugs
    @cynlovespugs 2 роки тому +6739

    "I'm the gangster, not you..."
    Meanwhile he's too scared to tell his wife that her cooking sucks.

    • @jphenry3404
      @jphenry3404 2 роки тому +136

      Quite understandable, don't think the Mafia would murder you and feed you to their cats if you told them off 😅

    • @Python-el5hs
      @Python-el5hs 2 роки тому +150

      That's because Amy is the Don.

    • @ManiusCuriusDenatus
      @ManiusCuriusDenatus 2 роки тому +38

      Take heed: Amy trolls the comments...

    • @prettyokandy230
      @prettyokandy230 2 роки тому +155

      pretty sure that back in the days sammy was a loan shark and i imagine one day somebody couldn't repay his debts so sammy went to collect. the debtor gave him some valuable items but unbeknownst to sammy one of the valuable items was a dybbuk box ( box inhabited by an evil spirit) and from it spawned amy. sammy, bold fucker that he is decided to bed the demon unknowingly cursing his evil soul to serve amy for eternity.

    • @BionicDeathclaw
      @BionicDeathclaw 2 роки тому +16

      @@prettyokandy230 gold

  • @thepuffin4050
    @thepuffin4050 2 роки тому +7492

    "I am the gangster, not you" will never cease to make me laugh

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 2 роки тому +194

      I mean.
      he WAS selling drugs

    • @karenwillexposeyou2542
      @karenwillexposeyou2542 2 роки тому +10

      You are a puffin nobody is scared of you dude

    • @tomlinson828
      @tomlinson828 2 роки тому +66

      @@karenwillexposeyou2542 weirdo

    • @Rita-pw6su
      @Rita-pw6su 2 роки тому

      woman is snoring!🥇🏅🏆🎖🧘‍♂️🧘‍♀️🧗‍♂️

    • @Rita-pw6su
      @Rita-pw6su 2 роки тому

      and when she went 🏸🏓🏒🏑🏏🎳🎱

  • @samspotz8r8s
    @samspotz8r8s 2 роки тому +1893

    Sam’s malicious joy always warms my heart. That restaurant tried so hard to break her, but she was just biding her time, waiting and ready to watch it burn on national tv

    • @notrealneverwas
      @notrealneverwas 2 роки тому +151

      With one of the most glowing smiles I've ever seen at that 😂

    • @virginiamooney4105
      @virginiamooney4105 2 роки тому +110

      Sara gets a lot of love from the community for her 😈 smile but Sam is a fucking legend in my eyes. Those two should meet.

    • @heiroot
      @heiroot 2 роки тому +2

      @@virginiamooney4105 what episode was Sara on?

    • @LulaLeFleur
      @LulaLeFleur Рік тому +13

      @@heiroot I don’t know the name of the episode but she’s the one that said the tiramisu had been sitting there for a few months 😂

    • @ElizaGeee
      @ElizaGeee Рік тому +2

      @@heiroot galleria 33 episode

  • @dustin6804
    @dustin6804 2 роки тому +2274

    Amy: “verbally abused an employee for asking a simple question”
    Waitress: *in tears*
    Also Amy: “Why is she acting like this?!”

    • @UWUwatchxoxo
      @UWUwatchxoxo 2 роки тому +28

      How could Katie have done this

    • @JustinTK416
      @JustinTK416 2 роки тому +110

      Amy: Quit having a basic emotional response and let me berate you! Now get out! But don’t you dare walk away from me!

    • @NinetyLegos
      @NinetyLegos 2 роки тому +20

      @@JustinTK416 Make it make sense

    • @mikeg3439
      @mikeg3439 2 роки тому +40

      abusive personalities go beyond gas lighting. They really don't get at all why people react to their insane abuse.

    • @grellsutcliffe8265
      @grellsutcliffe8265 Рік тому +6

      @@mikeg3439 oh no they totally know why people react the way they do, that's how they get at you for a reaction, even if it's done in small ways over a large period of time

  • @Aetium
    @Aetium 2 роки тому +4510

    ''katie you can leave''
    katie: leaves
    ''DON'T WALK AWAY WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU''

    • @thomaslunde5014
      @thomaslunde5014 2 роки тому +145

      How did this comment not summon her? That's unheard of, Amy where are you hiding?!

    • @Aetium
      @Aetium 2 роки тому +185

      @@thomaslunde5014 SHES AT MY HOUSE PLEASE SEND HELP

    • @thomaslunde5014
      @thomaslunde5014 2 роки тому +113

      @@Aetium Hell no, we can't risk any human lives to save just one. Im sorry but i guess you now are considered collateral damage.

    • @thomaslunde5014
      @thomaslunde5014 2 роки тому +69

      @@Aetium If you have any garlic or any crosses at hand then you should be fine though, just don't stear into her eyes.

    • @drops043
      @drops043 2 роки тому +63

      @@Aetium THROW WATER, SHE'S A MOTHER OF CATS!

  • @Nattfridur
    @Nattfridur 2 роки тому +3537

    Roses are red,
    Candies are sweets.
    What do you do here?
    I smokes the meats.

    • @afmario790
      @afmario790 2 роки тому +10

      Yup! The gangsta network... Roses are their favorite... They plant one for each dead body I guess... Final respect to the departed soul... Are they serving human meat by any chance?? They have to dispose it somewhere... Lol!!!
      candies! Hansel and Gretel don't get with their candies either... We'll get them one day... !!!

    • @stephaniegridley1394
      @stephaniegridley1394 2 роки тому +14

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrdewarion
      @mrdewarion 2 роки тому +61

      @@stephaniegridley1394 He actually just smoked the weeds.

    • @DarkIronDwarf
      @DarkIronDwarf 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @robmaddison8645
      @robmaddison8645 2 роки тому +45

      when he said 'i smokes the meats', all dem bruthers were thinking 'damn straight he do'

  • @diva6247
    @diva6247 2 роки тому +157

    “Hello, my nAMES NINO” will never not be fucking hilarious

    • @est1989x
      @est1989x 2 роки тому +4

      I was so NOT expecting that the first time I saw the episode

  • @taylaann481
    @taylaann481 2 роки тому +522

    Gordon getting upset that the owner was taking the tips honestly shows how nice he actually is.

    • @laurenz4528
      @laurenz4528 2 роки тому +15

      Bruh because that shit is fuking illegal…

    • @71sc502
      @71sc502 2 роки тому +37

      @@laurenz4528 no, that's not why he was mad. He was mad because it's a scumbag move in general

    • @laurenz4528
      @laurenz4528 2 роки тому +2

      @@71sc502 so if I murder someone and the judge is mad, is he mad because I broke the law or murdered someone?

    • @lukaeveland703
      @lukaeveland703 2 роки тому +22

      @@laurenz4528 tf

    • @thatguy3903
      @thatguy3903 Рік тому +7

      It was really sweet how he reared up and got *pissed*

  • @datgaydangernoodle1315
    @datgaydangernoodle1315 2 роки тому +4073

    Grilled lettuce: exists
    Ramsey: *glare*
    Grilled lettuce: yes chef sorry chef

  • @ManiusCuriusDenatus
    @ManiusCuriusDenatus 2 роки тому +4227

    Amy talking about her cat children with her crazy eyes. Meow meow meow...

    • @c9_beast336
      @c9_beast336 2 роки тому +34

      @then ur awesome stfu

    • @caeley574
      @caeley574 2 роки тому +26

      @@c9_beast336 they're never gonna stop sir

    • @tushardakua9671
      @tushardakua9671 2 роки тому +4

      @then ur awesome gtfo

    • @c9_beast336
      @c9_beast336 2 роки тому +4

      @@caeley574 man it's irritating

    • @matthamilton875
      @matthamilton875 2 роки тому +47

      @Amy Bouzaglo WE HAVE SUMMONED HER

  • @azrubs593
    @azrubs593 2 роки тому +219

    Gordon: “How long have these desserts been sat here”
    Sam: “couple months”
    Gordon: “a couple *months!?* ”
    Sam: “yea 😃”

  • @cyer_
    @cyer_ 2 роки тому +131

    "SOMETHING SIMPLE"
    "SOMETHING CLASSIC"
    "SOMETHING THAT'S NOT NORMALLY SERVED ON A TROLLEY"
    THE EXPRESSION 😂😂😂

  • @mohammedreda7508
    @mohammedreda7508 2 роки тому +3675

    "are you even a kitchen nightmares fan if you didn't remember one of them???" I am confirmed as a kitchen nightmares fan.

    • @datgaydangernoodle1315
      @datgaydangernoodle1315 2 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @karenwillexposeyou2542
      @karenwillexposeyou2542 2 роки тому

      Imagine still being a fan of kitchen nightmares 😐

    • @Jin-lx7or
      @Jin-lx7or 2 роки тому +38

      @@karenwillexposeyou2542 imagine having over 1k comments on this channel alone just trying to shit on other people as much as you can, get a life dude

    • @f-ckmyr0fil617
      @f-ckmyr0fil617 2 роки тому

      walk nicely and quietly🤓🧐🤭🤫🤥🤡🤠

    • @f-ckmyr0fil617
      @f-ckmyr0fil617 2 роки тому

      but took a pair of scissors💯🆎️🅰️🅱️❌✔️📛❎♀

  • @hmt4381
    @hmt4381 2 роки тому +4422

    "moments ive definitely memorised"
    Gordon after eating horrible food in every episode

    • @karenwillexposeyou2542
      @karenwillexposeyou2542 2 роки тому

      Then that’s his fault stop trying to feel sorry for Gordon because he doesn’t care about you

    • @jz4163
      @jz4163 2 роки тому +31

      The entire comments section is in fucking shambles

    • @TechPriest-Chan
      @TechPriest-Chan 2 роки тому +9

      @@karenwillexposeyou2542 who the hell ask you?

    • @marcusmg4904
      @marcusmg4904 2 роки тому +11

      @@jz4163 Bots taking a huge shit, a Wild Karen, and links. Just a normal day on UA-cam.

    • @THE-NC2
      @THE-NC2 2 роки тому

      @@jz4163 lol bots after bots

  • @emilyroach2051
    @emilyroach2051 2 роки тому +66

    The way y’all followed the clip of gordon saying “of course you don’t cook the salad” with the clip of the grilled Caesar salad is IMMACULATE

  • @ryanrobin5714
    @ryanrobin5714 2 роки тому +123

    the way gordon stands up for servers is so beautiful....

    • @vickykulig5080
      @vickykulig5080 2 роки тому +5

      Cuz he knows they have to deal with a lot, when it’s most of the stuff in the restaurant is out of their control

  • @Ospyro3em
    @Ospyro3em 2 роки тому +3545

    "She's a poisonous little viper" was Amy looking in the mirror when she said that?

    • @cocc_goblin
      @cocc_goblin 2 роки тому +130

      I thought that line offered a really fun insight into the fantasy zone Amy lives in.

    • @bl8976
      @bl8976 2 роки тому +113

      The irony of course being that vipers are venomous and not poisonous

    • @roccoon9892
      @roccoon9892 2 роки тому +43

      @@bl8976 don’t question her idiocy.

    • @christeena2344
      @christeena2344 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂

    • @focking_snaipah9274
      @focking_snaipah9274 2 роки тому +1

      1000th like les gooo

  • @Deernest
    @Deernest 2 роки тому +1090

    "I smokes the meats" Gets me every time

    • @rytm8514
      @rytm8514 2 роки тому +24

      Smokes*

    • @afmario790
      @afmario790 2 роки тому +1

      How long does it take for those pigs to be grilled and smoked??

    • @talipduran6735
      @talipduran6735 2 роки тому +45

      Am i the only one being disappointed as f*ck that he ended his sentence with 'the meats'? Imagine the scenes if he just said 'i smokes' 😂

    • @olympiabuckingham4243
      @olympiabuckingham4243 2 роки тому +3

      16hrs for pork butts and brisket.

    • @afmario790
      @afmario790 2 роки тому +4

      @ Olympia Buckingham : Thank you...
      I actually meant it in a pun way.. Did you know that a pig's body is considered equivalent to human... I got some information.. In a series I saw the investigation team use a pig's body to know the decomposition or time of death of human body...
      As gangsters: how long will it take for a pig(s) to smoke up...

  • @kaitlyn8lyn
    @kaitlyn8lyn 2 роки тому +77

    I don't know if I've ever seen Gordon as flabbergasted as he was when he saw the steak served and cut on the roof tile. The man who serves it tableside seems like the sweetest person though. If I recall correctly, after they change the menu he does a caesar salad or something tableside and it goes much better. He has such a good attitude and so much personality.

  • @joerivandeweyer3056
    @joerivandeweyer3056 2 роки тому +110

    I bet if you order "Coke, please" at ABC's, Sammy looks at you weird and asks you "are you a cop?"

    • @OGbluetooth_
      @OGbluetooth_ 2 роки тому +1

      Bold of you to assume the restaurant still exists

    • @joerivandeweyer3056
      @joerivandeweyer3056 2 роки тому +18

      @@OGbluetooth_ Sammy in the courtroom to all his creditors:
      "do not fuck with me I am the gangster here"

  • @Gambley
    @Gambley 2 роки тому +972

    The chef dropping the plate and shattering it right after being told "do what you guys normally do" followed by the closeup of the plate will never fail to make me laugh

    • @Refr619
      @Refr619 2 роки тому

      Lmfaooooo omg

  • @Carrie2085
    @Carrie2085 2 роки тому +1909

    Imagine being called darling by Gordon and he tells you he likes your smile🥺

    • @karenwillexposeyou2542
      @karenwillexposeyou2542 2 роки тому +8

      🤨🤦‍♂️

    • @Carrie2085
      @Carrie2085 2 роки тому +123

      @@karenwillexposeyou2542 what, those are really nice compliments...

    • @sad-clown
      @sad-clown 2 роки тому +115

      I’d melt omg I have a huge crush on him

    • @FrancescaFrancesca
      @FrancescaFrancesca 2 роки тому +119

      I loved that! Her smile is definitely so pretty 🥰😍

    • @talipduran6735
      @talipduran6735 2 роки тому +56

      Imagine gordon flirting with the waitress and a bartender suddenly comes to say hi 🤔

  • @drops043
    @drops043 2 роки тому +106

    "katie, you can go home"
    "katie, i am talking to you"
    never gets old

  • @TheReadheadedJosie
    @TheReadheadedJosie 2 роки тому +51

    “Do what you guys normally do” - a chef drops a plate immediately 😂

  • @adrianescalera8692
    @adrianescalera8692 2 роки тому +771

    Ramsey calling someone a F’in doughnut is the best thing even

    • @raneemmedhat585
      @raneemmedhat585 2 роки тому +34

      The other chefs were barely holding in their laugh

  • @hierarch8883
    @hierarch8883 2 роки тому +911

    Nino's brother impersonating him will never leave my mind

    • @addy7276
      @addy7276 2 роки тому +39

      @Stephen Gregory 💃🏻🕺💃🏻🕺my names ninoooo

    • @ShieldMaidenProductions
      @ShieldMaidenProductions 2 роки тому +6

      rent free

    • @xXSprMgaAwsmFxyHtXx
      @xXSprMgaAwsmFxyHtXx 2 роки тому

      Turned out Jerry (I think that’s his name) was the real dick, Nino tried at least

    • @yaboiicj94
      @yaboiicj94 2 роки тому +4

      "Hello my names Ninnnooo" 🤣🤣🤠🤣🤠

  • @JQkeys
    @JQkeys 2 роки тому +67

    “Tiki platter?”
    Everyone in unison: “shitty platter!”

  • @localfunzies
    @localfunzies 2 роки тому +42

    “as long as he likes my food we’re going to get along just fine” famous last words.

    • @JustinTK416
      @JustinTK416 2 роки тому +1

      And I’m always just like: If you’re were good enough for him to like it, you probably wouldn’t be in this situation. Lol

  • @chimera9468
    @chimera9468 2 роки тому +887

    Gotta love how Kevin came to steal his cutlery JUST to see him.

    • @afmario790
      @afmario790 2 роки тому +19

      Guess Kevin is in trouble and they don't want him speaking with anyone.... The gangsta are watching!!!
      He's a bartender! And the bottle of wine costs 840 is his complaint... People are mugging here for every Shots...

    • @sweet813one
      @sweet813one 2 роки тому +63

      @@afmario790 Stealing Gordon's cutlery was a subtle way of saying "The food's so bad that you shouldn't even eat it"

    • @boodledemic6430
      @boodledemic6430 2 роки тому +6

      Tbh would’ve done the same

    • @jeremythibodeaux5170
      @jeremythibodeaux5170 2 роки тому +30

      He was about to sell that shit on eBay never stop that hustle

    • @reinhardheinzwarfelr8215
      @reinhardheinzwarfelr8215 2 роки тому

      What episode was it

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 2 роки тому +486

    "It's a grilled lettuce, can't go wrong"
    What in the actual goddamn super fuck?

    • @karenwillexposeyou2542
      @karenwillexposeyou2542 2 роки тому

      Were those cuss words necessary?

    • @Frozendude19
      @Frozendude19 2 роки тому +58

      @@karenwillexposeyou2542 Get him, Karen

    • @bukiwekabi7463
      @bukiwekabi7463 2 роки тому +13

      Suddenly, the salad not being microwaved seems like a reasonable response.

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 2 роки тому +10

      @@karenwillexposeyou2542 words are necessary to express emotions, karen.

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 2 роки тому +1

      @@bukiwekabi7463 for real

  • @AsheTheRedScout
    @AsheTheRedScout 2 роки тому +37

    My dad used to work with Gordon as a lighting guy on masterchef and Gordon is such a genuinely sweet and kind person

  • @Collidedatoms
    @Collidedatoms 2 роки тому +122

    My favorite part of the "we didn't microwave the salad" episode is when he goes back and sees the smoker filled with fresh just smoked chicken and he pulls one off and eats it and calls the owner in, and he makes them eat it and says "why aren't we serving this!? It's ready! It's delicious! Why!?"

    • @playcube4564
      @playcube4564 Рік тому +17

      that whole episode is just mind boggling, it makes no sense. They had all the tools to succeed and even had the good food back there ready to go and instead they'd let it rot for a day or two then microwave the leftovers. As Gordon says in the episode its a no brainer.

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 10 місяців тому +5

      @@playcube4564yeah it’s crazy. Other restaurants had frozen food that they were reheating but this one was making fresh food just to not serve it 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @MisttaBigg31
    @MisttaBigg31 2 роки тому +545

    “Don’t sweat, the chef.. do what you guys normally do”…
    **Drops plate**

    • @miguelcoelho7365
      @miguelcoelho7365 2 роки тому +5

      I read this comment as the guy was saying that line AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @cy_torrent
      @cy_torrent 2 роки тому +1

      Telling someone or yourself to do something normal just increases your chances of screwing it up

  • @tinyelvisbkwd
    @tinyelvisbkwd 2 роки тому +555

    Ah, the many barbecues I've enhanced by loudly declaring "I smokes the meats" when the guests arrive.

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 2 роки тому +23

      I bet you do, tiny Elvis

    • @alejandroreyes9975
      @alejandroreyes9975 2 роки тому +17

      I'd put my money on it, Stargazer

    • @SilentReaperOFC
      @SilentReaperOFC 2 роки тому +13

      You’re not wrong, Alejandro Reyes.

    • @kmrn_sngltn5524
      @kmrn_sngltn5524 2 роки тому +10

      You’ve got a point there, Silent Reaper

    • @semperk1482
      @semperk1482 2 роки тому +7

      @@kmrn_sngltn5524 There's not a single one to disagree with you, Kamren Singleton.

  • @mpsorrentino
    @mpsorrentino 2 роки тому +28

    14:29 "I think Chef Ramsay's mouth is going to drop to the floor when he sees a few of the things on the menu."
    Well, he's not wrong...

  • @JukesMcGee
    @JukesMcGee 2 роки тому +149

    “My brother never tells the truth”
    “Coming from a pathological liar, I take that as a compliment”
    That was a quick-witted comeback that I’m sure he’s glad made it on video.

  • @daviddastoli3926
    @daviddastoli3926 2 роки тому +2102

    Amy has to be the craziest person I’ve ever seen, there is so many things wrong with her it’s unhealthy

    • @f-ckmyr0fil617
      @f-ckmyr0fil617 2 роки тому +1

      well that she would never wear 🤨😙😉😁

    • @f-ckmyr0fil617
      @f-ckmyr0fil617 2 роки тому

      the house, and thought🧗‍♀️🤹‍♀️🤹‍♂️🤺🤾‍♀️🤾‍♂️🤽‍♀️

    • @f-ckmyr0fil617
      @f-ckmyr0fil617 2 роки тому

      ‘Who is there?’🍹🍸🍷🍾🍶🍵☕️

    • @Rita-pw6su
      @Rita-pw6su 2 роки тому

      walk nicely and quietly🤓🧐🤭🤫🤥🤡🤠

    • @Rita-pw6su
      @Rita-pw6su 2 роки тому

      walk nicely and quietly🤓🧐🤭🤫🤥🤡🤠

  • @IWish2500
    @IWish2500 2 роки тому +633

    11:16 The way she smiles when she says “a couple of months” is incredibly underrated

    • @jessicaschumacher152
      @jessicaschumacher152 2 роки тому +96

      She’s a whole mood and I love her

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 2 роки тому +84

      She's one of my favorite waitresses on this show because how energetic she is. I feel bad for her when she's mistaken the mold with basil.

    • @paulgreen3030
      @paulgreen3030 2 роки тому +35

      She’s also cute/gorgeous. She knew how terrible her restaurant was, she was just gonna do her job.

    • @walyxianpm6105
      @walyxianpm6105 2 роки тому +9

      Someone had to be honest there.

    • @mushrooms5601
      @mushrooms5601 2 роки тому +8

      @@margarethmichelina5146 yeah when she said that she legit sounded horrified

  • @timothyritter9493
    @timothyritter9493 2 роки тому +28

    13:41 the way Sammy says she's just a kid makes me think he has a heart

  • @suradharamkrishna8698
    @suradharamkrishna8698 2 роки тому +45

    I love how gleeful the servers look when Ramsey talks about how shit the food is

  • @crista9259
    @crista9259 2 роки тому +504

    I've always loved how, even though he usually gets served food that wouldn't make standards for canned dog food, he is always polite with wait staff. People have a habit of getting angry at wait staff like they're the ones cooking the food and bringing it out to customers.

    • @pedrosilvamusician
      @pedrosilvamusician 2 роки тому +36

      Of course. Its not their fault. Thats having manners. People who shout at waiters who have nothing to do with the food clearly never waitered before

    • @kaelagrammer8878
      @kaelagrammer8878 2 роки тому +6

      Shooting the messenger

    • @McDanklestank
      @McDanklestank 2 роки тому +2

      Jean Phillipe, his main matrade in hells kitchen get's shit on annually when the show runs due to the amateur chefs fucking up

  • @eduardwolfsmilch3904
    @eduardwolfsmilch3904 2 роки тому +243

    10:55 Imagine having been to so many terrible restaurants that you can actually tell the difference between a weeks old tiramisu and a months old tiramisu.

    • @konstance13
      @konstance13 2 роки тому +19

      I'm no chef, but the thing with Tiramisu is that the lady fingers are soaked in coffee. So like at the olive garden, they're only good a couple days bc they get very soggy/leaky quickly. So for it to be rock hard and dry like that, I probably would've assumed it was out for several weeks at least lol.

  • @railenherman6482
    @railenherman6482 2 роки тому +37

    My boy said that “NINOO” with all his heart.
    Also, Amy may be a crazy cat lady, but Samey has one giant temper problem, mixed with some psychological issues. Along with them having a DISTURBING lack of self-awareness.

  • @bladeoconnor7315
    @bladeoconnor7315 2 роки тому +14

    “Would you let me talk? Mr always talking” I LOVE THE QUOTE MORE AND MORE EVERY TIME I WATCH IT HAHAHAHA

  • @unhingedclownery3993
    @unhingedclownery3993 2 роки тому +2482

    I will never not relate to these titles

    • @karenwillexposeyou2542
      @karenwillexposeyou2542 2 роки тому

      How do you even relate to a title?

    • @Mrjoey164
      @Mrjoey164 2 роки тому +14

      @@karenwillexposeyou2542 how are you even alive at this point

    • @TechPriest-Chan
      @TechPriest-Chan 2 роки тому

      @Amy Bouzaglo neither do you

    • @afmario790
      @afmario790 2 роки тому

      It's definitely annoying to see people memorize other's stories as theirs...
      It's like men are bewitched to women who are lesbians (trio) and will empty everyone's wealth... It reminds me of the poem "LA Belle Dame San's Mercy" and we have 3 who can put soldiers to sleep if they entered their bewitched zone... And definitely need to stay away from their food or those caring moments... Keep you in those crippled moments attending you till drained and pass to another... They definitely have plans to get everything they need not just the property... You or whoever they have are their slaves and they are collecting human trophy to get that final person before they lift off those tents and vanish... By that time they replaced someone else similar to cheat the world...
      Reminds me of the history of the Arch (old testament) which people fought for and tried to hold it thinking it brought luck till it brought all the plagues from Egypt on earth and destroyed it's enemies... This time it will be the flood, famine and draught as per revelations in new testament...
      This is a chaotic phase for many....

    • @entjuicebox541
      @entjuicebox541 2 роки тому

      @Amy Bouzaglo wow, someone's butthurt.

  • @garnetchickttfn98
    @garnetchickttfn98 2 роки тому +291

    one moment that didn't make it to this list that I think about constantly...
    Ramsey: The freshest thing in this kitchen is that pigeon flying over there
    Pigeon: Yes chef, thank you chef

  • @diogobarata6346
    @diogobarata6346 2 роки тому +22

    13:36”Do not walk away from me you don’t work here anymore!” What is she supposed to do then, stay in the restaurant?

  • @bestfemale.
    @bestfemale. 2 роки тому +32

    When Gordon asked Sam how old the Tiramisu was. Sam : Couple Months 😀

  • @chicocabalatungan8831
    @chicocabalatungan8831 2 роки тому +1656

    The manager of this channel proving once again he's a gift sent by God

  • @domtillou3492
    @domtillou3492 2 роки тому +137

    Amy: I don't allow people that have an attitude in my restaurant!
    Literally 5 words before: "she's a poisonous little viper"

  • @fayeschei8836
    @fayeschei8836 2 роки тому +8

    I love how sweet he is to the servers, he never puts the blame of the bad food on them. Thier interactions are my favorite

  • @handson4580
    @handson4580 2 роки тому +18

    i love how much passion he has at defending waiters/waitresses. Master of restaurants right there

  • @roryslaine7896
    @roryslaine7896 2 роки тому +503

    Gordon: "Was there anything I ate today that wasn't microwaved?"
    Chef: "... The salad." 😂😂😂

    • @dnsvls
      @dnsvls 2 роки тому +19

      But he was not wrong though :(

    • @hexomega77
      @hexomega77 2 роки тому +12

      I mean at least it was a regular salad and not grilled

    • @nandinhocunha440
      @nandinhocunha440 2 роки тому +12

      He told a smart answer and got roasted

    • @Jaci0607
      @Jaci0607 2 роки тому +2

      I mean, he wasn't wrong.

    • @krombopulosmichael2186
      @krombopulosmichael2186 2 роки тому

      The water

  • @911_terrorist
    @911_terrorist 2 роки тому +236

    "Ninooooooo", "grilled lettuce", salad that wasn't microwaved and "I am the gangster not you" are in the thumbnail. I am a pro at this

    • @shaheenshaikh8368
      @shaheenshaikh8368 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/DcAUz3zfk1U/v-deo.html...

    • @AboveEmAllProduction
      @AboveEmAllProduction 2 роки тому

      Because this channel is just lazy reuploads and everyone praise it like its the next coming of Jesus 🤷🤷

    • @McMasterProGenius
      @McMasterProGenius 2 роки тому +9

      @@AboveEmAllProduction If you dont like it, dont watch it lol

    • @AboveEmAllProduction
      @AboveEmAllProduction 2 роки тому

      @@McMasterProGenius oh really, thanks!1

    • @afmario790
      @afmario790 2 роки тому

      Satan: that hearts you mentioned is it from the movie "Indiana Jones and the Temple of doom!!"
      My whole ground floor looks like a level in hell as per that movie...
      King Nebuchadnezzar and Daniel's warning not to trust the priest who worship Baal...

  • @stevencoates3382
    @stevencoates3382 2 роки тому +19

    Hats off to Gordon, he sticks up for the waiters and waitresses, you gotta respect that. It speaks volumes that he appreciates them; a genuine nice guy 😊👍😉

  • @kimberkaneki5363
    @kimberkaneki5363 2 роки тому +28

    When Amy said “I don’t allow people who have an attitude in my restaurant” I couldn’t help but cackle
    lady’s got the worst attitude I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen some cranky cooks 😬

  • @HolyCrusader5
    @HolyCrusader5 2 роки тому +6917

    "Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?"
    "The salad."
    Gordon: *Bruh*
    Edit: apparently, i am worthy enough now to have a bot and an angry kid reply to me

    • @karenwillexposeyou2542
      @karenwillexposeyou2542 2 роки тому +15

      WitherYT5: was my comment funny?
      Me: no go touch grass kid

    • @ye5702
      @ye5702 2 роки тому +331

      @@karenwillexposeyou2542 cringe

    • @Mrjoey164
      @Mrjoey164 2 роки тому +232

      @@karenwillexposeyou2542 your name is so perfect for this situation

    • @jz4163
      @jz4163 2 роки тому +172

      Welcome to Bot Land everybody

    • @marcusmg4904
      @marcusmg4904 2 роки тому +247

      (Looks at reply section)
      _What a terrible day to have eyes._

  • @jamesthereaper7
    @jamesthereaper7 2 роки тому +169

    *Nino* has definitely memorised Kitchen Nightmares and he has the photos to prove it.

    • @karenwillexposeyou2542
      @karenwillexposeyou2542 2 роки тому

      It’s "memorized" dumb a**

    • @zen01248
      @zen01248 2 роки тому +12

      @@karenwillexposeyou2542 he’s probably British.

    • @avangelinechatters
      @avangelinechatters 2 роки тому +2

      @@zen01248 Or he's Canadian like me because thats how I spell it, then again Canadians are just watered down British people

    • @raptorgorl8807
      @raptorgorl8807 2 роки тому +2

      Fucking underrated comment

  • @Talkin_MMA
    @Talkin_MMA 2 роки тому +7

    When Nino said “I stepped up in this business”.. the look on his brothers face was iconic.. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @whammaster
    @whammaster 2 роки тому +50

    ABC was the most iconic episode. My god what a train wreck of a human.

  • @theRealSlimGordon
    @theRealSlimGordon 2 роки тому +133

    Where's the "fresh frozen out of the can"?
    We definetly need a legendary moments compilation lol

  • @_96marta
    @_96marta 2 роки тому +535

    Thanks whoever is in charge of the account. These iconic moments live in my head rent free 😍

  • @boyceboyce
    @boyceboyce 2 роки тому +30

    My god, I cry for how Amy treated that young person. Absolute psycho.

  • @carpma11
    @carpma11 2 роки тому +6

    As someone who worked in a few crummy restaurants as a kid my favorite part is the glee on the faces of the employees when they get to throw the boss under the bus.

  • @tommycampbell97
    @tommycampbell97 2 роки тому +553

    I hope Gordon knows how obsessed we all still are with Kitchen Nightmares

    • @BenDovahkin
      @BenDovahkin 2 роки тому +16

      The problem is not that you like the show but that you don't mind watching the same shit over and over again.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 2 роки тому +35

      Even though the clips are repetitive, but we still are watching it. It's like drugs, you can't stop it.

    • @dianaalarcon5139
      @dianaalarcon5139 2 роки тому +20

      i need it to come back. Gordon has to realize how addictive this is for us.

    • @BenDovahkin
      @BenDovahkin 2 роки тому +2

      @@margarethmichelina5146 you don't hear me, Im not saying the clips are repetitive, Im saying that you literally watch the same clips over and over and you're okay with it. Hours of footage you've already seen multiple times.

    • @BenDovahkin
      @BenDovahkin 2 роки тому

      @@dianaalarcon5139 what do you mean ''come back'' ? This show is old as hell and is over. There will not be any new seasons. Go watch masterchef if you wanna see more Gordon.

  • @Filmathon
    @Filmathon 2 роки тому +336

    This channel never fails to make me laugh. All hail the owner of it 🙌

  • @divagamer6009
    @divagamer6009 2 роки тому +10

    17:20 the chef was too stunned to speak.

  • @cydneywright2623
    @cydneywright2623 2 роки тому +13

    11:30 I LOVED TINA she smiled sooo hard the whole episode being the only one telling the truth she couldn’t wait for this day lmao

  • @jamesthereaper7
    @jamesthereaper7 2 роки тому +253

    *Gordon:* _"I'm shitting myself."_
    *Ninooooooo:* _"Then you should wear diapers!"_

    • @karenwillexposeyou2542
      @karenwillexposeyou2542 2 роки тому +1

      STOP CUSSING!!!!

    • @sarahmonique5321
      @sarahmonique5321 2 роки тому +9

      @@karenwillexposeyou2542 pls disconnect your wifi u donut

    • @superfan364
      @superfan364 2 роки тому +4

      @@karenwillexposeyou2542 you fockin donut

    • @localmenace3043
      @localmenace3043 2 роки тому +2

      @@karenwillexposeyou2542 Don’t you have second-grade homework to get back to, kiddo?

  • @miguelalonsogarcia2475
    @miguelalonsogarcia2475 2 роки тому +225

    we know Gordon himself is behind these titles, you can't hide anymore

    • @nabbol_m1920
      @nabbol_m1920 2 роки тому +15

      Wtf are with these bots tho...sheesh

    • @localmenace3043
      @localmenace3043 2 роки тому +2

      The bot problem has gotten so bad lately… geez louise

  • @leonardoespino9780
    @leonardoespino9780 2 роки тому +25

    Kitchen nightmares: “Moments I’ve definitely memorized”
    Me: “how about the entire ABC episode?” 🤣🤣

  • @kyleanderson6782
    @kyleanderson6782 2 роки тому +11

    The moment where the dinner guests laugh at the grilled lettuce, knowing damn well, they didn't have any idea, that that was a particularly bad thing until then as well.

  • @clarencemameanskum873
    @clarencemameanskum873 2 роки тому +186

    The donut has point tho, Gordon didn’t have anything microwave but the salad

  • @arianna1906
    @arianna1906 2 роки тому +79

    AKA the memes of the Kitchen Nightmares Fandom

  • @Jrez
    @Jrez 2 роки тому +4

    Ramsay always respects the servers because 1) he was a server once and 2) they are generally treated as skilless and stupid, but often know more about what's wrong, and are more honest about it, than the damn owner or chef or anyone else in the damn restaurant.

  • @AtlasFlynn
    @AtlasFlynn 2 роки тому +7

    7:45 'As long as he likes my food, we'll get along just fine'
    Bro, do you even watch the show?

  • @acowthatjumpedoverthemoon3038
    @acowthatjumpedoverthemoon3038 2 роки тому +442

    Gordon: “Is there anything I ate today that wasn’t microwaved?”
    Chef: “The salad”
    Gordon: “ y o u d o n u t “
    XD

    • @marcusmg4904
      @marcusmg4904 2 роки тому +17

      Why are there bots taking a collective shit in the reply sections?

    • @fourscarlet7581
      @fourscarlet7581 2 роки тому

      @@marcusmg4904 I have no idea. This specific video is even worse than others.

    • @Magicalnora
      @Magicalnora 2 роки тому

      @@marcusmg4904 im so confused 😂😂 are they telling a story

  • @aaryanshaji4356
    @aaryanshaji4356 2 роки тому +73

    "Do what you guys normally do"
    Proceeds to break a plate

  • @lucaslucas2933
    @lucaslucas2933 2 роки тому +13

    5:15 I’ve seen this moment countless times and I swear it never gets old 😂😂

  • @CatsNGalaxies
    @CatsNGalaxies 2 роки тому +28

    My favorite is still Gordon saying "I'm shitting myself" and Nino saying "maybe you should wear a diaper" and Gordon, baffled, says "are you okay?" So plainly.
    But real shit if i was working at Amys I would kindly ask all the customers to not tip me, at all. I would feel dirty knowing they think they're tipping me and they're being robbed. I would just leave the bill and say "if you would, I would not suggest leaving me a tip. Thank you, have a good night."
    I dont care. Ive waitressed for one of the worst businesses I've ever seen (and I've seen all the ones Gordon went to. Amy's is very close to what I dealt with (Amy acts just like my old boss)) ask for details and tea if you want but damn

  • @elenac1100
    @elenac1100 2 роки тому +253

    Gordon: "Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?"
    Chef: "The salad."
    Gordon: *So you've chosen death*

    • @mpsorrentino
      @mpsorrentino 2 роки тому +7

      Well he did ask what wasn't microwaved and to be frank it's almost a miracle they didn't microwave the salad.

    • @joshmo7333
      @joshmo7333 2 роки тому +1

      I smokes the meats

  • @camman1056
    @camman1056 2 роки тому +52

    ngl I wouldn't care how the filet mignon rooftile tasted if you get wholesome grandad serving it "you enjoy that"

  • @whit4049
    @whit4049 2 роки тому +4

    The dude with the "HELLO, MY name is NINOOOO!", got me laughing so hard. That guy needs to be a voice actor. 😂

  • @AndresRojas-md7ll
    @AndresRojas-md7ll 2 роки тому +10

    "MY NAME NINiiioOoo" I literally cried out laughing😂😂😂😂

  • @mini-_
    @mini-_ 2 роки тому +137

    My brain when presented with school information: _I sleep_
    My brain when remembering Kitchen Nightmares quotes: _REAL SHIT_

    • @karenwillexposeyou2542
      @karenwillexposeyou2542 2 роки тому

      STOP CUSSING!!!!

    • @mini-_
      @mini-_ 2 роки тому +10

      Sorry Karen, I'll watch my fucking language.

    • @shikhar3281
      @shikhar3281 2 роки тому +1

      @@karenwillexposeyou2542 no Karen stfu

  • @noelzapatero2954
    @noelzapatero2954 2 роки тому +29

    I want to formaly add Sam to the Staff and Chefs group we all love

  • @eroraf8637
    @eroraf8637 2 роки тому +8

    I never get tired of Gordon’s cheerful banter with the wait staff. Always puts a smile on my face.

  • @arcanosmox7113
    @arcanosmox7113 2 роки тому +8

    Good the clip at 12:30 really make me love Ramsey. I mean honestly, talk about an advocate for worker rights.

  • @thetallestdwarf7041
    @thetallestdwarf7041 2 роки тому +38

    I don't know which criminal organization Sammy worked for (if he did), but I'm willing to bet they threw him out when he started bringing Amy to the meetings

  • @Hannah-nl5qq
    @Hannah-nl5qq 2 роки тому +51

    It's funny I went to a restaurant like two weeks ago that did a grilled ceasar salad, I had to give it a try because of this show, personally I liked it

    • @xorphana
      @xorphana 2 роки тому +10

      But was the lettuce grilled whole, or separated and properly washed first? There can be some nasty clumps of dirt between leaves if the bottom isn't cut off.

    • @LulledAwake2
      @LulledAwake2 2 роки тому +7

      There's a video of Gordon Ramsay making a grilled Cesar salad, I always thought it was weird how it made it seem like that was unheard of on this show.

    • @sophierose5987
      @sophierose5987 2 роки тому +19

      Maybe after he saw someone do it horribly, he wanted to see if it would actually work if done by a proper chef

    • @Hannah-nl5qq
      @Hannah-nl5qq 2 роки тому +6

      @@xorphana it was definitely washed, the butt of the lettuce had been cut off, no dirt to be found. The grilling made the texture of the lettuce really interesting

    • @jjserrato97
      @jjserrato97 2 роки тому +2

      @@Hannah-nl5qq that's funny because the grilled salad that Gordon has in that episode is literally just the whole lettuce, the lettuce wasn't peeled and it still had the butt, I'm sure if it was prepared properly like yours it probably would be pretty good

  • @amritabhattacharjee882
    @amritabhattacharjee882 2 роки тому +5

    7:19 I've never seen Gordon smiling this much , that pretty girl really got him bruh -

  • @anthonypena8452
    @anthonypena8452 2 роки тому +7

    I love how Gordon sits down to really contemplate after trying the olive oil at the customers table

  • @mattmeyer99
    @mattmeyer99 2 роки тому +57

    Ramsey: what wasnt microwaved today?
    Chef: the salad
    Ramsey: Fus Ro Dah!!!!

  • @Jormyyy
    @Jormyyy 2 роки тому +11

    6:02 I've never noticed how strange Gordon sounds when he says "Mexican, Asian, Indian"

  • @Sam-cr2cn
    @Sam-cr2cn 2 роки тому +6

    @ 5:22 had me laughing too hard. Chef called him a 🍩🤣

  • @justkay9884
    @justkay9884 2 роки тому +17

    Gordon: Is there anything that I ate which wasnt microwaved?
    One of the chefs: The salad......
    Gordon: Yeah of course not u donut, who tf would heat a salad.......
    Next clip.....
    *grilled Caesar salad*