Machete Clan - Pingers and Darts (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Coach smoke took a deep breath, looking at the reflection in the mirror. Who was he? Was he coach? Was he smoke? Was he coach smoke? Or had things changed so drastically in the last year that not even he could tell?
He paused for a moment to look down at his outstretched hands which had begun to ripple as if being blown by the wind. But there was no wind, coach smoke was indoors.
'I'm tripping fuckin tits' Coach smoke whispered to himself.
'Penis christ, i've really fucking done it now.'
DBB stood behind him, midway through a 30 piece bucket that he said he would split with the boys but ended up just eating himself anyway. The light gently bounced off DBB's 32 gold chains as he paused to speak:
'How long till we go on stage'
He looked towards murderbeats, who had now joined coach smoke in the mirror. As he continued to canvas the room, he looked around to see Samgod upside down on the couch. Samgod had recently suffered a serious brain injury and had taken a liking to eating the crayons he was given to draw with. DBB interrupted him:
'Fuck sakes Simple peach, how many times have we told you to eat the sandwhiches and not the crayons.'
For a moment that lasted an eternity for Murderbeats and Coach smoke (who had just realised they have ten minutes to get back to planet zest and perform) Samgod almost appeared to show a sign of life. For a moment, a flickering, incredibly short, wickedly insignificant moment there was a shine of light behind his once wary eyes. The boys looked on first with anticipation, inspiration and admiration which became disapointment faster than Samgods moment of intelligence had disapeared. Instantly, they realised he was going to say it again.
'Don't say it' Barked Dbb
'Don't you fuckin dare say it, I told you one more time and im out.'
'Be free!' yelled Coach smoke and Murderbeat simultaneaously, as though they had arrived on the same plane of their ridiculous acid trips.
With a twinkle in his small, silly little eyes, Samgod beamed with the light of a thousand suns as he opened his silly little mouth..
'i'm simple peach' He declared.
ISRAEL brought me here!! This so good. Respect from 🇪🇸🇩🇴
Ohv
churrrrrrrr
@@carissawright8136 over head valve?
this aged well
God I wish they were releasing music again
Love this song ever since I heard it smoke Billy’s to this all the time
Churrr
Still goes hard in 2023
Even harder in 2024🤙🍻
Showed this song to my dog he out smoked me and stole my bud
daniel davison HAHAHHHAHA
My cat can still drink me under the table little shit is good
That was me😂😂😂
That’s great lmao
ON THE FKN RARKK
SGFCK
I ain’t had a blaze in a minute
Thank god we needed this
Just downloaded all 3 albums on Apple Music ... FARK this is good !
Definition of a banger.
The best song ever did some skids in this song
That moment you find out izzys brothers a fuckn menace.
BAHAHAH ON GODDD
Best nz rap
they aussie g ik aus rap bei
Yo this the fucking jam right here, 🔥 I’m banging it in the states, I ain’t gonna lie at first I was like WTF is a pinger and a dart 🎯😂😂😂 I love slang, it’s cool to hear other cultures slang from around the globe, fucking love it, songs a banger
That is Australian slang .....
Xtc and ciggies
@@owainharrisim calling bullshitt bro but nice try tho😂😂😂😂
@@owainharrismachete clan from Nz my bro
@@RotaMadd Grew up in NZ, lived in Aus. 'Pinger' and 'Dart' came from Aus....
my favourite song of all time
Rarcking HARD ✊🏽✊🏽
Dad loves blastin this lol
Ngl this slaps
Nzs finest!
anyone here in 2020
Yol
2024
🗣DBBB 🔥🔥🔥
boss song
all i need is a fucking pinga and a dart
These song is fire 🔥🔥
Lit asfff
BRAP BRAP BRAP
this is a vibe haha from ireland keep it up!
so cool
I love it
This goes hard at shot boys
Put it on Spotify plz 🙏🙏🙏🙏
fix this on spotify plzzzz
🎉
Lit🤘
Lit asf 🔥
repping from North Wales
gangsta
Che this is grouse
8 days a week I’m fucken four days deeeeeeep
2024
I pump this song out of my car when i drive down the strand in townsville XD
Fucken banger
go the fuckin townsville
When ya uploading it to Spotify??
new album "the recipe" dropping december !
I do not approve of your life decisions but I like the swagger 😎
shits dope. africa says hosh.
Has anyone read the chete lore in the description?
"I'm simple peach!"
2024🎉
Fuckeng sick song brothers
Canadas heard you too fam
Me and my friend while we high watch this 🤤🥴😴🤤🥴😴🤤🤬😭🥴 (hugs)😭
Thats a pretty boring thing to do while high ngl
420k views today
Love this song #diapered4eva
Yo???? Is this Izzy's brother???????
THIS SHIT IS DOPE.
late to the party, but I'm here.
This songs algds
chur
Dave blakomoto
Lol
I BEEN GONE FOR A MINUTE NOW IM BACK🤕👿🤬☠️🤟🏽🤘🏽
K
🤙🏿
yall are stimulant fiends.
DEVMODE BROUGHT ME HERE!!!
ACECLAN
Yo machete clan
Come to hams pls
only the real ones r here in 2021
Fark first time on the pipe in 3years first thing i think of is this lol
#pipelife
#weeklongbenderon
who’s here cause of stylebender?
GBFKKKKK
Fuck this is pretty tidy.
GimIVE?!!! A dart
Wens the next song cuming boys bongs n bolbs
Israel adesanya’s brother
Sounds like Necro
Promotes Mega Meth consumption..that can't be a good role model for our kiddies..& then there's the profanities.
Appaling but damn catchy @ the same time...I confused
🤣🤣🤣 100%
Ever thought about the fact that the demographic isn't children?
All in moderation I guess
its not for kids bei its cunts like me
And? Your acting like drugs in music is a new thing 🤣✊🏽 I’d promote drugs over How these females be promoting themselves these days
This is horse water