DragonStrike - Board James (Episode 2)
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Man, why didnt I have a friend like board james when i was growing up.
true no one ever wanted to play ANY board games with me it was all about video games but when i was a kid mom couldnt afford much execpt for a game boy color
I had one, and nobody wanted to hangout with him, made shit wierd lol
You were the friend
@@kryos0627 Weird how?
Dolce in this season,board james is not a psycho.
Ah, yes. The warrior character is a period-accurate depiction of a medieval-1980's warrior. The attention to detail and historical accuracy is remarkable.
yes
I’m mad for fucking sake
Rumor has it that Kato Kaelin's great-great-great grandfather was a Warrior.
5:24
This series used to be so innocent...
And then went very deep
HA!
+Sean Fronteras But then it turned into a real "Cinemassacre", amirite?
Inkling Obliberator OOOHHHHHH
innocent and yet deep later on. Isnt that what Morel Orel did as well?
Just random trivia, but the glam rock warrior in the VHS tape is played by the same actor who did Motaro in Mortal Kombat Annihilation.
MortonGoldthwait Always remembered him as Malibu from American Gladiators.
MortonGoldthwait Your profile pic gives me flashbacks of being falsely accused. (Shudders)HOW WAS I TO KNOW THAT WAS THE OLD DUDE'S LUNCH!? Because he said "I'm about to sit down for my lunch" or something?I thought it was an item you could pick up. But no! Instead of being a status-neutralizing item, or a strength upgrade, IT MAKES YOU A PIG!I wonder how many people got that.
Monocle Enthusiast I got it. I played enough New Game +'s to get Marles accuracy to 99 from the Dimentional Vortex. I. Know. Chrono Trigger!
Andy Geahan Yes, yes I am :) haha
MrCrono666 When you say "on your shoulder" , I'm assuming you mean tattoos? That's legendary.
This game has defined your life huh ? Not that that's a bad thing.
Once he said the T looks like a C, I could never unsee it.
Board game: ruined.
I know still looks fun
ho ho I C what you did thar
Broken crap
face it breakfast is ruined
sharp crap
Just finished the AVGN marathon...
now time for the Board James marathon... :D
hello sir, i'm from the future and doing the same
Give back to that Marathon
Thanks for that comment in you sir I am impressed
Doing the same in quarantine!
Oh you sweet summer child.... 7 years ago...
I'm the wizard!
What? No I am! >:(
*****
You can be the lame Elf.
destroyer of worlds
No, James said I'm the Wizard. If I can't be the Wizard then I'm not playing.
destroyer of worlds
I wanna cast magic missile.
*****
We can and we do if we don't have human shields... I-I mean traveling cohorts. That wasn't a Freudian slip, honestly. I was thinking about something else in my head and it just came out; completely irrelevant to the conversation, Ha ha.
Actually, us black mages are good team players, and we'd never stab another party member in the back to further our own agenda. We've been oppressed for centuries because of that Class-ist trope which was spread around by Warriors because they felt inadequate because of our amazing intellect and huge penises.
That Teletubbie just showing up in the window
poor po
RIP teletubbie
Then James Kamehameha’d that Teletubbie.
strange I didn't know Teletubbies was a thing in the states
GeekyDiy Why would they not be?
They were on for a while here
I lost it at the "glam rock band" part
+unkles My favorite Joke on this episode
+Feno Mozo word!
Me too
On the Complete season version on UA-cam, this episode lacks this joke for some reason.
It's almost like it's copyrighted material or something.
02:33 'Broken Crap' Oh so Action 52?
2:23*
Pretty much, yes.
2:24*
The warrior in that VHS video was awesome
I think he was an American gladiators
He was also Motaro in MK Annihilation.
If a board game comes with a VCR, does that technically make it a video game?
Kickstart My Heart!
I think he actually even looks like Bon Jovi
Me and my D&D playing friends would play this at sleepovers all the time. Oh the memories...
I’ve noticed some eerie unintentional foreshadowing near the end concerning what happens later in the series: Board James talking to imaginary friends, the head saying that this adventure is a matter of life and death, James’ glee over having killed the Teletubbie and being eager over being the Dragon master (aka being in control), James’ maniacal laughter near the end...
My brother used to have this, and he painted all the figures.
Randomark3087 Your brother is pretty cool
Curious Do you you have a picture of its work? 😃
Seems cool
@@autumnsprites488 Sadly no. 😣
There should be a modern recreation of this, but have it be a Video Game tie in instead of a VHS
+YoursTruly_GTG Elder Scrolls: the board game
+YoursTruly_GTG actually there were a game similar but it used a DVD instead. forgot the name.
do ones am so UFC am PC
Tabletop Simulator.
@@WestleyWolf Was it Atmosfear? (Nightmare in the US) Atmosfear does have a DVD edition
Laughed my ass off when he played the music for the warrior. XD
HEgehEYH
GO tO trUthCoNteSTcoM, Read The PreSEnt4`5`
King Corduroy, especially since some glam bands had similar themes in their music videos.
@@OmeedNOuhadi what song is it?
@@moxxiiscarlett7141 🥰🥰🥰MOTLEY CRUE’S KICKSTART MY HEART 1989 🙌🙌🙌🥰🥰🥰
@@OmeedNOuhadi I thank you
I'd love to have James Rofle as a Dungeon Master. I could just imagine the insanity
I'd like to have James Rolfe as a NEIGHBOR.
"Poison gas crap! I've had that one before."
gets me every time lol
i think im nerdy enough to wanna play this XD
Ooooh I'm in!!
I wanna be a powerful battle-mage!
The game sounds epic
I think we all are
+Shy Guy You still can. Tabletop Simulator has a mod that allows you to play the game; even has a tablet inside the simulator that goes right to the youtube channel for that VHS :P
I lose it all the time at "Rusty Crap"
That electric crap though.
gas trap got me laughing the most ;) Love this!
"jaws of death crap" gets me. And "blade crap" sounds incredibly painful to pass through
Spear Crap is what gets me. I feel like everyone has had at least one of those craps listed.
The falling rock crap is my favourite
James talking at the end of the video,pointing and saying "you be the elf" etc. It's from our point of view, while in James' view, it's mike and bootsy. :O his schizophrenia
JamesPlaysGames95 makes sense
Not to mention that he is seeing an animated teletubbie and talking to a tv
I was like "hell yeah lets play " when Board James pointed at the screen and said you will be the wizard
I won't mind playing this game sounds like fun
I guess, and not even all that into board games.
I’m seven years late but me too
Its DnD fellas
It's crazy how old this series is, and still it is the best series i have ever seen on yt
6:48 Dio: Fine. THE WORLD! BRING VIDEO TO A HALT!
4:40 "Look at this madness"
lol the way he says it always made me laugh.
Thought I was the only one :D
"Where'd everybody go?" Awww..... Do I at least still get to be the wizard? :3
Man, the bit where he's talking to the narrator and kills the Teletubby really takes on a new meaning after the series finale.
The moment he lost his mind was when he obtained the powers of Dragon Master and murdered Po. That was the downfall of Board James.
Nightmare was another VHS board game. One of the best to play at night with some friends!
They remade it recently, calling it AtmosFear.
"Recently?!" I had AtmosFear like 10 years ago!
...Or do you mean that they re-remade it?
They remade it.... Like I said. xD
ChrisSchimpf Right, AtmosFear is a remake. I get that. But 'recently?' It came out in like 2005 or something.
That's when I got it, hahahaha so I guess 'recent' really isn't recent xD give or take 10 years...
ChrisSchimpf I gotta agree with Spoony when it comes to the Atmosphere games, the only one worth it is Atmosfear The Harbingers. Else the original Nightmare and its expansions are pretty hard to have one of the players win.
5:56
Did anyone else laugh at that?
When the scorpion bitch smacks him outta nowhere lol
Blade crap? Takes imagination? Pish-posh! Clearly blade crap is when a turd feels like it's cutting your behind open.
***** Haven't we all?
+SiGhast watch out for the blade crap in the dank castle mentioned in the VHS.
I thought it meant the third Blade movie
+SiGhast I read pish-posh in Mr Burns voice.
Best part 6:30 "Do not turn the VCR off yet!....- Oh shit !
You got to appreciate how ahead of its time his videos were. The only tell that this is old was his recording equipment
That video was the shit, but it had absolutely nothing to do with the actual game.
Tim Fak
#Hyperreality
This video was so gorgeously 90s. Good times, good times.
Whoa...Who said that at 3:28??? Was ...was that AVGN?
It's 2017, and my television still doesn't have hyperreality.
at least we have virtualreality
7:32 the moment Board James started his way to be evil.
Dang! Don't you hate Falling Rock Crap? You know, the one that splashes toilet water all over your anus? xD
a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl beforehand fixes that
Franny well I can't be the only one who takes a Jaws of Death crap
Franny
lol Oh God I hate that! When I was a kid I tried to avoid it anyway I could. I even tried standing over it so my ass was as far from the water as possible but all that did was make the crap hit the water even faster and splash it up even worse, like some kinda of cannon ball.. made of crap!
I even drew an elaborate ACME style blueprint with a sliding door built into the side of the bowl that you quickly push across after dropping the shit bomb, thereby deflecting the splash. It never eventuated, but the principle theory was sound enough being 6 at the time.
DAYM THAT SOCKS
I loved watching this tape over and over as a kid 😂 never really played the game but all the art on the cards and the boards themselves were so cool!
Thanks James! At 7:17 I spit up my beer! LMAO!
I bought this game at my local book store and seriously no one ever played it with me not once.
I had this game as a kid and I only ever got one friend to play it with me. Now it's 2020, this game is in Tabletop Simulator, and I have two different groups of friends I play it with.
Pissed my pants in laughter when he mentioned all the trap crap
Sebastian Klein how was it funny I didn’t even smirk
Time Horse me too
That Motley Crue bit killed me, omfg.
3:20 "sneak around dank castles"
This was made in 2009.
R.I.P Harambe
This game is awesome. I had it when I was a kid. I love the hell out of that VHS tape.
okay WHO ELSE IS CURIUS to see james (video game) play actual D&D?
+Ramiro Galletti He'd do really well with Call of Cthulu. I can just imagine Troma-esque situations with monsters sucking peoples brains out.
5:24 KICKSTART MY HEART!!!
We all have had Jaws of death crap at least once in ours lives.
Anyone else keeps replaying 5:29 ?
What's that song called?
Motley Crue- Kickstart my heart
Hell yeah! That warrior is glam badass!
I had this. As ridiculous as the video was, the game itself was actually half decent.
when he starts at 2:00 i was ROLF-copter
3:19 "Brave enough to sneak around DANK castles in the dark" Dragon Strike was the original meme lord
2:42 Maybe that's where the hyper realistic cliché in most creepypastas comes from...
+Blackened Yeah that is a creepypasta cliche that realy need to die...
***** Thanks man!!! XDXDXD
3:21 dank castles...
memes are also in the medieval times apparently.
Wan Fakhrul Dank formally means moist
3:21 he says dank
I’m really, really glad that over the years this series has finally gotten the attention it deserves
Jaws Of Death Crap is the result of a night of White Castle and Taco Bell.
@ 7:24
Bane? Is that you?
For you.
I AM NECESSARY EVIL
Clock it doesn't matter who we Are. What matters is our plan...
I thought that was M. Bison
"Hi i'm board James and when board James get's bored I play some board games" god that sounds so wrong now!
Hi, I'm Board James and when Board James gets bored, I murder my friends and go fucking insane! HAHAHAHA H aA
Yeah exactly
+John Zoidberg lololololololololololololol!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Truly, you jest!" Is my answer for everything now.
3:25 DANK castles where you van be no scoped at a moment's notice while you consume Dewritos?
Electric Skittles dank means moist
Banana Camp Yeah I know it's just a prank
I'm definitely getting this game. I have waited my entire life to be a Dragon or Dungeon master.
My god, I had an iteration of this game when I was very young. I remember that there was a lot of purple, but not much else. It looked a whole lot like this, but it had a lot of pieces missing. Grandma got it from Goodwill.
Everyone's making fun of the word "dank" and here I am not knowing why or how such a word is being used as a joke.
Cao Cao it means kush is some instances
Demon Hamster it means something is really good lol
+Demon Hamster Actually it means damp, moist, or musty. If you're getting that kind of herb, I'd suggest looking elsewhere.
+Demon Hamster it means good weed not kush
420
how do you stab a scorpion with it's own tail? how the fuck do you think? imagination. Now the thing you SHOULD be questioning, is how a scorpion dies to his own poison.
I freakin THREW UP laughing so hard after "Jaws of Death Crap"
that kind of thing usually only happens after I have Thai food XD
I like how the cards show the miniatures painted up!
Cannot unsee the crap.
After reading through about fifty comments making fun of the word "dank" and looking it up on urban dictionary, I have come to the conclusion that I may have now reached the age where I have no idea what the younger generation is in fact talking about. I feel like my fucking gradpa.
+Kayleigh Brown it has no meaning. I bet somebody popular used it in a wrong way one time, and it caught on with all the kids in the neighborhood. And since the internet is one huge neighborhood, it got blown way out of proportion and over-used to the point of becoming cringey. Kids just don't know how to stop abusing a one-time joke.
Y'all old men ain't know about my dank memes, dontcha?
+BuzzKill It does- it was usually used to refer to exceptionally high quality weed throughout the 90's and early 00's, as in "this weed is some dank shit" or "this herb is dank- it will mess you up". So the whole "dank memes" thing is a sarcastic reference to a bunch of internet teens who are advertising memes as being good the same way they would enthusiastically advertise weed.
jadedandbitter It must be an american thing. Cause that definitely was not what it meant in the 90s over here.
Dank is something that is hard to explain and must usually be shown or experienced. It is mentioned briefly in Simpsons when Moe is thinking of getting rid of the dank in his bar. Carl profusely protests the preposterous idea.
I lost it at the Warrior should be in a Glam Rock band cause the first thing I said when I saw him is "What's up with his hair?"
I miss these days. Now we're all old.
1:45 Simple Joke, *hilariously* *original* -many things are missed- was enough to make me laugh, wait *there’s more!*
~...~
The Warrior reminds me of a barbarian and the Fighter from Hexen.
But I don't wana be a shitty wizard
Morso
Morso
I wanna be da paladin :D
He didn't even look like a wizard
Oh come oooon at level 3 you can take the archetype that actually gives you hit points!
James Rolfe a.k.a. "The Game Master" his mind is an Encyclopedia of electronic entertainment arts comprising many systems and genres.
07:06 i died !!! HAhaha
Man, James really was more entertaining/better back in the day. I get the distinct impression he's tired of doing the AVGN shtick and would love more than anything to move on and do something else, but he's trapped doing it because its what gets the views and pays the bills.
New AVGN uploads just have a certain soulless ennui to them. I don't blame him, I totally get it if that's the case.
I saw an advertisement for this in a Ghost Rider Comic...
***** same here , although it was on a venom/punisher comic
3:36 - Wow. They just straight up used that classic Red Dragon from the D&D box set that came out in the early 90s, around the same time this game would have come out.
0:26, VERY ironic because key to the kingdom lies just below your so called, "favorite".
He said "It was one of his favorite's." as in he has more than one favorite.
I have a Star Wars board game that came with a VHS tape. Darth Vader would talk to you and make whoever was the current player do things. It was really good.
What's it called?
That fuckin' Teletubby had my dying!
I owned this. Never figured out how to play so my friends and I just stole the parts and make more Hero Quest adventures.
I want to get this so bad...
***** What are you doing here?!
Tanzen Queen of Dopeness
Huh? I've been a fan of James since I was 13, watch his videos every week. 😄
***** Me too. I just wasn't expecting you here. Not that i'm complaining~!
Tanzen Queen of Dopeness
I am everywhere, I AM EVERYTHING, MUWAHAHAHHA ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱ
***** I want this game too!
Then I realized.... I don't have anybody to play it with...
I am the great deer wizard
MAGICUS EXTREMOS! *your spells become stronger*
why the FUCK do I have to be the wizard?
So I can be the thief! Just be the wizard okay
REDUCTO!
In case anyone was wondering, but the song he played for the Warrior was Kickstart my Heart, by Motley Crue. Badass song!
but I wanted to be the dwarf :(
0:53 You can, in the video they can't put him with the other heroes because...well, the actor is not a dwarf.
7:17 That´s fucking creepy. I rather prefer being observed by freaking pony.
Rats, wish I knew someone that played this (or something *like* this)
If anyone is in Toronto and is looking for a willing gamer, let me know!
I would have loved this game as a kid! Heck even now.
"Dank castles"
damn there's a lot of crap factor here
Dank castles full of electrical and rope crap.
Electricity is dangerous around moist things like water.
Just found a copy of this game at a swap meet a few days ago, man what memories 😂
best part: 1:49
Dank Castles