Infinite RIZZ glitch to pick up any girl

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  • @jimmygamer7188
    @jimmygamer7188 Рік тому +256185

    all bro needed was 5$ to become the Rizzly bear 💀💀💀

    • @greymann4047
      @greymann4047 Рік тому +4017

      I had to skroll back 2 videos to like this comment cause i was still laughing about it watching rogan talk about leg kicks
      Spelling

    • @becktimmons9116
      @becktimmons9116 Рік тому +540

      💀

    • @NightWRLD2000
      @NightWRLD2000 Рік тому +2410

      The fuckin rizzly bear 😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @zayn659
      @zayn659 Рік тому +924

      Rizzly bear? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @justyndl8981
      @justyndl8981 Рік тому +188

      💀💀💀

  • @alextimmy8691
    @alextimmy8691 Рік тому +12039

    man offered him 5$ and he transformed into the rizz captain

  • @nghtbot340
    @nghtbot340 8 місяців тому +4723

    "I don't have rizz but 5 bucks is 5 bucks."
    -Julius Rizzar

    • @topgamerx1907
      @topgamerx1907 6 місяців тому +7

      Only one reply💀
      Let me fix it. ❤

    • @Redhanedsneak
      @Redhanedsneak 6 місяців тому +16

      Bro made a scientific breakthrough in quantum rizzics

  • @Coopicals489
    @Coopicals489 9 місяців тому +3325

    "My rizz is horrible" - Theodore Rizzivelt, 26th rizzident of the U.S.

    • @quin7117
      @quin7117 7 місяців тому +63

      You all are creative not gonna lie😂

    • @sassyhassy
      @sassyhassy 7 місяців тому +15

      ​@@quin7117fr 😂

    • @FrizzDaDrizz
      @FrizzDaDrizz 6 місяців тому +7

      This crazzzzzzyyyyy🤣

    • @grim_gamer7575
      @grim_gamer7575 6 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lunaticinsanee
      @lunaticinsanee 6 місяців тому +5

      rizzident of rizus😂

  • @m0v3out.v1
    @m0v3out.v1 Рік тому +23930

    He was the "i know nothing"/"i didn't study" classmate during tests.

  • @jujubarbour9476
    @jujubarbour9476 Рік тому +12588

    Dude created a monster with that $5. Bro just realized he is the rizz.

    • @myfinalsmash6907
      @myfinalsmash6907 Рік тому +194

      Bro unlock a new moveset and now he’s about to start abusing it

    • @XxViperMortalxX
      @XxViperMortalxX Рік тому +52

      ​@@myfinalsmash6907 he found a glitch, time to spam it XD

    • @error8119
      @error8119 Рік тому +32

      bro realized he tatted up and light skin

    • @hurtcobain3282
      @hurtcobain3282 Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @thatguy9461
      @thatguy9461 Рік тому +3

      I never laughed at a comment as hard as I did with this one 😂😂😂

  • @iburai_
    @iburai_ 7 місяців тому +871

    "it's horrible" *proceeds to turn into Crizztiano Ronaldo*

    • @jirimijirimijirimi
      @jirimijirimijirimi 7 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jdogbdr
      @jdogbdr 6 місяців тому +13

      This is anew one 😂

    • @abinashtarai6067
      @abinashtarai6067 6 місяців тому +6

      Right 😂

    • @hhhcirA
      @hhhcirA 5 місяців тому +6

      rizznaldo

    • @Dio65791
      @Dio65791 5 місяців тому +3

      This is the most funniest and most original comment I have ever seen😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AshishIsha
    @AshishIsha 7 місяців тому +421

    “You’re a Rizzard Harry”

  • @tavicsummerville
    @tavicsummerville Рік тому +16468

    Bro got offered 5 bucks and turned into the Rizzard of Oz 💀💀💀

  • @barbz2093
    @barbz2093 Рік тому +18826

    he gave her a rizzon to stay 😭

    • @sleed4639
      @sleed4639 Рік тому +67

      lmao

    • @theherosyear4229
      @theherosyear4229 Рік тому +122

      You win 😂😂😂🥇

    • @T_T-T_T
      @T_T-T_T Рік тому +105

      Get tf outta here😂

    • @BurReToe
      @BurReToe Рік тому +41

      Underrated comment

    • @Chimera_166
      @Chimera_166 Рік тому +10

      It's too easy until she hits you with "sorry, I've a bf".

  • @JohnGigaGrenade
    @JohnGigaGrenade 8 місяців тому +405

    "I've got no rizz, but 5$ is 5$" -Adolf Rizzler

  • @blinx.7227
    @blinx.7227 7 місяців тому +157

    Bro was hella awkward at the start, but he recovered it later

    • @Present6788
      @Present6788 5 місяців тому +1

      LOOK BEHIND YOU

    • @Jather
      @Jather 3 місяці тому +1

      Missed opportunity on rizzovered😅

    • @TheBlackDahliaMurder8
      @TheBlackDahliaMurder8 3 місяці тому +6

      The whole thing was corny af

  • @michaelmoore4245
    @michaelmoore4245 Рік тому +37652

    “I’ll give you a reason to stay” man is working towards his PhD in quantum rizzics

    • @niyioloyede7733
      @niyioloyede7733 Рік тому +144

      😂😂😂😂

    • @janeksobieralski7334
      @janeksobieralski7334 Рік тому +400

      Completes the task efficiently - keeps going just for fun 😂 Became the professor before he finished his degree

    • @josephdutan3417
      @josephdutan3417 Рік тому +75

      I laughed more than I should have 🤣

    • @AlessRoush
      @AlessRoush Рік тому +13

      🤣🤣

    • @LuxFlowz
      @LuxFlowz Рік тому +80

      Quantum rizzics is crazy 😂

  • @RagingBullNuts
    @RagingBullNuts Рік тому +19547

    “My Rizz is Horrible”
    *proceeds to give a Master Class*

    • @traphouse7026
      @traphouse7026 Рік тому +253

      "W rizz?" is the complete opposite of "master class"

    • @JeliTP_12
      @JeliTP_12 Рік тому +255

      I'm not hating but his rizz ain't nowhere close to master class, at least he ain't scared and his looks saved him

    • @RagingBullNuts
      @RagingBullNuts Рік тому +14

      @@JeliTP_12 I know but that doesn’t sound as fun…

    • @RagingBullNuts
      @RagingBullNuts Рік тому +5

      @@traphouse7026 Elaborate.

    • @Thomas48484
      @Thomas48484 Рік тому +34

      First half wasn't that rizzy tbh, second half of the convo was good

  • @MCIsSquared
    @MCIsSquared 4 місяці тому +68

    “My rizz is horrible”
    *drops the coldest compliments*

  • @LoverIsaDayy
    @LoverIsaDayy 7 місяців тому +223

    Bro really said “W rizz” in real life 💀

    • @AngadxTate
      @AngadxTate 7 місяців тому +11

      ☠️ fr cringe asf

    • @goncalovilhena2139
      @goncalovilhena2139 6 місяців тому +10

      Exactly. That was such a bad move to say that. Every sane girl would walk away. Or it's scripted like 90% of those videos

    • @LoverIsaDayy
      @LoverIsaDayy 6 місяців тому +8

      @@JadGozumdon’t say that if you’re over 14

    • @ollir9352
      @ollir9352 6 місяців тому +4

      @@JadGozumGet help

    • @bayernmunichforevernumberone
      @bayernmunichforevernumberone 5 місяців тому

      ​@@discordkitten2156bro wrote a whole essay about Gen alpha🤣

  • @darkscripts5987
    @darkscripts5987 Рік тому +40015

    Bro said "horrible" and then evolved into Tyrannosaurus Rizz.

  • @forrest_ation
    @forrest_ation Рік тому +51146

    He went crazy with the rizz lool it was only $5 man

    • @Elimbi1
      @Elimbi1 Рік тому +1145

      Imagine what he would for 50

    • @obtainuniversal
      @obtainuniversal Рік тому +63

      😝😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

    • @EJames-nm4qt
      @EJames-nm4qt Рік тому +586

      He saw a 10. He would've done it for free

    • @mrniz461
      @mrniz461 Рік тому +16

      Lmao

    • @papayo8178
      @papayo8178 Рік тому +253

      Because he always wanted to do it. Some pple need a little external motivation/ push

  • @pluhmaster
    @pluhmaster 8 місяців тому +41

    bro already graduated from quantum rizzix

  • @milkxy5150
    @milkxy5150 9 місяців тому +28

    "My rizz is horrible"
    *The degree in quantum rizzics in his backpack*

  • @iamvan7243
    @iamvan7243 Рік тому +24741

    Bro was to humble to admit that he had a PhD in Quantum Rizzics

  • @caesarzeppeli1105
    @caesarzeppeli1105 Рік тому +28013

    "It's horrible" *Proceeds to demonstrate the principles of rizzonomics*

    • @honkhonk5181
      @honkhonk5181 Рік тому +443

      The principles: Be an actual 9/10 in physical appearance. You really think this routine would work if the guy looked like some combination of rob sneider and Danny devito?

    • @Ria-ed2yu
      @Ria-ed2yu Рік тому +155

      That felt more like quantum rizzics

    • @lealthegreat
      @lealthegreat Рік тому

      @@honkhonk5181 you just mad cus you ugly. feels bad

    • @SigmaBateman-cx1oj
      @SigmaBateman-cx1oj Рік тому +50

      Bro these comments 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheHockey991
      @TheHockey991 Рік тому +22

      ​@@honkhonk5181💀

  • @inducxion
    @inducxion 7 місяців тому +21

    "The more humble you are the greater the rizz of attraction" - Isaac rizzton

  • @vic4750
    @vic4750 2 місяці тому +8

    immaculate rizz 💀💀

  • @rwac07
    @rwac07 Рік тому +4906

    Imagine you gave him $10, even the professors wouldn’t be safe

  • @ssh7579
    @ssh7579 Рік тому +11973

    For $50 he'll rizz the entire campus. Rizzpect.

  • @nghtbot340
    @nghtbot340 6 місяців тому +16

    I love she rapidly switched between being creeped out to being rizzed up 😂

  • @MUsICIsCOOLyo
    @MUsICIsCOOLyo 3 місяці тому +2

    Bro all he needed was five bucks and turned into Lionel rizzy

  • @josephfinds
    @josephfinds Рік тому +11957

    Man’s turned out to be a Professor of Rizzology.

    • @AnindaAntorikkha
      @AnindaAntorikkha Рік тому +8

      1k likes and no comments ? lemme fix that XD

    • @josephwarren5127
      @josephwarren5127 Рік тому +83

      Bro got a Degree in Quantum Rizzics

    • @ianssjg_gd
      @ianssjg_gd Рік тому +12

      Bro mastered all degrees of rizz and still calls it bad what's good? ☠️

    • @UserRobot215
      @UserRobot215 Рік тому +4

      He has good genetic looks, obviously he's going to attract Stacy

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond Рік тому +7

      ​@@UserRobot215 bro wym genetic looks my man got muscle he worked for that shit 💀💀💀

  • @AndreaXV
    @AndreaXV Рік тому +4978

    Bro has a degree in Rizzical Education

  • @kpec3
    @kpec3 2 місяці тому +3

    Really nice. Just straight up talk, confidence, got to the point and a little hug at the end. I'd say he smacked it at every stop, baby.

  • @mranime97
    @mranime97 2 місяці тому +3

    Now he got 5$ and a girlfriend 😂

  • @snipz0844
    @snipz0844 Рік тому +5990

    "My rizz is horrible" does the best human speaking possible

    • @LinkCB
      @LinkCB Рік тому +87

      People work best under pressure

    • @4ssassin665
      @4ssassin665 Рік тому +25

      @@LinkCB depends on the situation tbh

    • @me2468
      @me2468 Рік тому +43

      @@LinkCB there are 2 types actually either they do better under pressure or worse

    • @22vs.
      @22vs. Рік тому +3

      @@LinkCB not everyone

    • @skyguy1236
      @skyguy1236 Рік тому +5

      he didn't tho X_X it was so cringe he's just good looking

  • @BDUDE
    @BDUDE Рік тому +8680

    He's the type of guy who would cry before an exam and get straight A's

    • @felixalbert3739
      @felixalbert3739 Рік тому +50

      Idk This comment got me dying 😂

    • @jucci178
      @jucci178 Рік тому +58

      I mean she said he’s a 9. He could’ve said non sense and still pulled

    • @Gavril007
      @Gavril007 Рік тому +7

      My gf stresses so much before her tests and almost always gets As, i just have to tune her out lol

    • @amber619pop
      @amber619pop Рік тому +6

      @@jucci178 she was lying though, she didn't want to say 10 because she didn't want to seem desperate even though it's the truth lol

    • @asmitsuman
      @asmitsuman Рік тому

      ​@@jucci178 pretty sure she wasn't being completely honest

  • @badru9
    @badru9 7 місяців тому +7

    Bro doesn't need rizz, rizz needs him

  • @alexandra_reznikov
    @alexandra_reznikov Місяць тому +1

    When she said 9 my brain whispered "I'll be your 6" ☠️☠️☠️

  • @they_all_luv_clara
    @they_all_luv_clara Рік тому +18064

    Bro just needed the motivation and all of a sudden became the Rizzard of Oz

  • @jd_6029
    @jd_6029 Рік тому +5922

    If he keeps pushin' he's gonna need a Rizztrainin order

  • @lifelessjack
    @lifelessjack 7 місяців тому +14

    Man my social anxiety could never 💀

    • @gamerkaran888
      @gamerkaran888 3 місяці тому +3

      You have to be good looking that's almost 90%

    • @lifelessjack
      @lifelessjack 3 місяці тому

      @@gamerkaran888 oh

  • @_MandoCalrissian
    @_MandoCalrissian 2 місяці тому +2

    Bro is majestic

  • @nickcave5947
    @nickcave5947 Рік тому +3532

    shoulda given him a 50 for that, that was a professional at work

    • @kingnathannn207
      @kingnathannn207 Рік тому +34

      Fr bro knows the meta

    • @maxirunpl
      @maxirunpl Рік тому +41

      Bro received $5 and a girl, that's a real deal

    • @jcalzada74
      @jcalzada74 Рік тому +6

      He was on the show pick up line 🤣

    • @htupteam6272
      @htupteam6272 Рік тому

      ​@@kingnathannn207lmfao

    • @chosen729
      @chosen729 Рік тому +1

      “If you’re good at something never do it for free.”

  • @elkku1239
    @elkku1239 Рік тому +8517

    Imagine them married after 5 years, and then she saw this video and realises that he did it all for 5 bucks💀💀

    • @jetspull5064
      @jetspull5064 Рік тому +357

      All bro is need is 5 dollars and a bit of motivation

    • @RTBCOD
      @RTBCOD Рік тому +147

      That's how it all started and now we've been married for 15 years (12 going out and 3 actually married) with a baby! You never know, that's all it takes and it could be a good or a bad thing, you decide! :p

    • @Mopark25
      @Mopark25 Рік тому +26

      There's a Stevie Emerson skit about that lol

    • @cautarepvp2079
      @cautarepvp2079 Рік тому +3

      ​@@RTBCODShe was hot damn

    • @lenatunji
      @lenatunji Рік тому +6

      I won’t even speak to a girl unless someone tells me to.

  • @Sircrocodile872
    @Sircrocodile872 4 дні тому +1

    Bro got that Confidence Rizz

  • @user-tv9ef9rk9d
    @user-tv9ef9rk9d 2 місяці тому +1

    Plot twist he got the principals number💀☠️

  • @vdd1001
    @vdd1001 Рік тому +3060

    He said he had no rizz and proceeded to display more confidence than I ever have

    • @jreacts3652
      @jreacts3652 Рік тому +62

      Confidence is half of the story the other is that she found him attractive.She rated him a 9.All he had to do was have a conversation and it’s already a given.Now I would be impressed if he was a 4 or 5 and still pulled then that would convince me of real rizz

    • @zeppkfw
      @zeppkfw Рік тому +6

      @@jreacts3652 Bro was short but he had everything going for him. Imagine if bro was 6foot 😮‍💨

    • @blowndome
      @blowndome Рік тому +1

      @@zeppkfw It was the fake tribal tattoos 😂

    • @Henry-fy6xp
      @Henry-fy6xp Рік тому +1

      @@blowndome I mean if he’s native it makes sense

    • @yaboyjonez9476
      @yaboyjonez9476 Рік тому

      😭😭😭😂

  • @ammonalldredge3495
    @ammonalldredge3495 Рік тому +5377

    Man's alter ego is Mike Rizzowski

  • @flextape69420
    @flextape69420 4 дні тому +1

    Bro turned as smooth as Rizze's cups for $5

  • @XBC3-4GOTY
    @XBC3-4GOTY 8 місяців тому +2

    I think he deserves 25 for that game

  • @gaveeen655
    @gaveeen655 Рік тому +5234

    bro turned from a normal guy to an absolute rizz god

  • @characterreporter4420
    @characterreporter4420 Рік тому +4798

    Imagine what would happen if you give him 500$ and sent him on a Rizz-quest to a local club.

    • @sasso906
      @sasso906 Рік тому +66

      if someone did that this man would have an army

    • @Josephine96
      @Josephine96 Рік тому +49

      Local population skyrockets!

    • @hiimbored723
      @hiimbored723 Рік тому +2

      LMAOOOOOO

    • @a.l7025
      @a.l7025 Рік тому

      He would rizzel everyone there with shizzel on his nizzel

    • @Lil.Yahmeaner
      @Lil.Yahmeaner Рік тому +6

      Rizz-quest lmao, my sides are in orbit! 😂

  • @ppawsii
    @ppawsii 7 місяців тому +5

    "and thats how i met your mother"

  • @indrabora8575
    @indrabora8575 9 місяців тому +1

    Such good actors they're👍🏻

  • @RealRoronoaZoro
    @RealRoronoaZoro Рік тому +3644

    All he needed was 5$ to become the Rizzer of Oz

  • @Malek-dg4gh
    @Malek-dg4gh Рік тому +4266

    Bro really NEEDED that 5$.

  • @Zsoulodhehe
    @Zsoulodhehe 2 місяці тому +1

    Bro got 5 bucks and an extra girl 💀

  • @ZeusZar
    @ZeusZar 6 місяців тому +1

    Bro got a quantum rizzler degree 🗿

  • @k.madhumitarao6606
    @k.madhumitarao6606 Рік тому +4576

    Bro started his love life for 5 dollars 💀💀💀

    • @ragavzzz6584
      @ragavzzz6584 Рік тому

      Why you speaking like ur 17? How old r u aunty?

    • @someguy2744
      @someguy2744 Рік тому +19

      Yeah, might as well start somewhere.
      And here I am thinking I am gonna get put in a pillory for being awkward around the opposite gender.

    • @trylks
      @trylks Рік тому +10

      All he needed was a little push.

    • @ajx2956
      @ajx2956 Рік тому

      Fr

    • @RSidd
      @RSidd Рік тому

      I think he started her love life.

  • @gatornuggets
    @gatornuggets Рік тому +7224

    bro was rizzing up the interviewer before he even got asked the question

  • @AXOL_FOOTBALL
    @AXOL_FOOTBALL 9 годин тому

    Bro turned into the RizzardOfOz

  • @user-wm6qc6ng8v
    @user-wm6qc6ng8v 6 місяців тому +4

    That 5 bucks upgrade his rizz from 0 to infinity ♾️

  • @thanekrios8
    @thanekrios8 Рік тому +20435

    Step 1: be attractive
    Step 2: don't be unattractive

    • @NTTofMistery
      @NTTofMistery Рік тому +343

      I feel like the steps are in the wrongborder.
      Anyways im not making it past step 1 anyways

    • @ninz_0
      @ninz_0 Рік тому +174

      @@NTTofMistery no they're in the right order. The second one means don't be a douche
      Also same

    • @mohamed-on6zb
      @mohamed-on6zb Рік тому +9

      True

    • @lpgame2036
      @lpgame2036 Рік тому +60

      Black pilled af

    • @WHOAM1894
      @WHOAM1894 Рік тому +30

      He's clearly pretty smooth.

  • @ran97396
    @ran97396 Рік тому +13499

    “oof it’s horrible”
    Proceeds to impregnate the entire female population

  • @RH1FT
    @RH1FT 7 місяців тому +2

    The Mic on his Vest is John Cena's Mic.

  • @isaacharton7851
    @isaacharton7851 Рік тому +6632

    Bro really graduated top of his class from Rizzward university on a $5 scholarship. 💀💀💀

  • @spoder22
    @spoder22 Рік тому +8764

    Asking a girl “W rizz?” is like a politician asking “am i based?”

    • @s.baldrick3807
      @s.baldrick3807 Рік тому +323

      Yet he somehow got away with it lmao

    • @693gamefreak
      @693gamefreak Рік тому +54

      It was cringe but he got away with it

    • @kimbo5409
      @kimbo5409 Рік тому +31

      It's not so bad because this generation is chronically online

    • @Grinchillah
      @Grinchillah Рік тому +2

      @@Shrimp663 you’re so wholesome I love it lol def cringe but everybody is cringe every now and then. Seems like a nice dude.

    • @theprodigalson4003
      @theprodigalson4003 Рік тому +5

      I imagined one doing this and I laughed. Can’t wait for in 45+ years when my generations are politicians and say shit like that

  • @a2j544
    @a2j544 7 місяців тому +2

    He took the rizzsk and it payed off

  • @TitanTvman_TitanCameraman
    @TitanTvman_TitanCameraman 7 місяців тому +1

    the girl said "Yeah~"

  • @foxcannon
    @foxcannon Рік тому +6755

    "I'll give you $5 if yo-"
    *Becomes Adolf Rizzler*

    • @carsonthompson8073
      @carsonthompson8073 Рік тому +131

      Adolf Rizzler had me rolling 😂

    • @XEROCAR3
      @XEROCAR3 Рік тому

      Then proceeds to evolve into Osama rizz laden

    • @mchief3463
      @mchief3463 Рік тому +83

      rizzophile

    • @still4valid
      @still4valid Рік тому +35

      Nah because I was trying to make this my PlayStation name like a couple weeks ago 💀💀

    • @DefinitelyDaniel369
      @DefinitelyDaniel369 Рік тому +2

      🔥🔥💀💀

  • @26gdagod.62
    @26gdagod.62 Рік тому +2981

    Bro got offered 5$ and turned into rizz khalifa 💀💀💀

  • @wheresmyhandle
    @wheresmyhandle 5 місяців тому +3

    Legit think the chick was scared if she didn’t give the number lol

  • @ethanmcray9801
    @ethanmcray9801 7 місяців тому +1

    Rizz with no guy: $5 named kid

  • @jeanclaudeabouelias989
    @jeanclaudeabouelias989 Рік тому +9972

    He needs a 100 million $ contract from the Memphis Rizzlies

    • @nsp2crazss
      @nsp2crazss Рік тому +33

      nah he needs to be teaching people how to rizz w Jordan Poole

    • @jacob_urboi
      @jacob_urboi Рік тому +26

      No way bro is about turn into rizz morant💀

    • @mikewazowski6160
      @mikewazowski6160 Рік тому

      @@nsp2crazssnah he's gonna steel all Poole's baddies

    • @davidhsu2124
      @davidhsu2124 Рік тому +18

      Or to the Washington rizzards

    • @Bmorefan
      @Bmorefan Рік тому +2

      ​@@jacob_urboi that don't work

  • @JimboPro
    @JimboPro Рік тому +5822

    Bro got offered $5 and turned into Charizzard 💀

    • @clivecurry
      @clivecurry 8 місяців тому +13

      😂

    • @214skrilla6
      @214skrilla6 7 місяців тому +40

      Charizzard is outrageous

    • @sobversion3
      @sobversion3 7 місяців тому +8

      This is the least forced one of any I've ever seen 👌

    • @azuamv
      @azuamv 7 місяців тому +3

      The best one lmao 😂

    • @Yoruichi-hq1tv
      @Yoruichi-hq1tv 7 місяців тому +3

      That made me laugh ngl

  • @Lightning-Chartered
    @Lightning-Chartered 5 місяців тому +1

    "And thats how i met your mother."

  • @ShawtyIsLikeAMelodyInMaHead
    @ShawtyIsLikeAMelodyInMaHead 5 місяців тому +1

    Nah bud be hugging someone he js met meanwhile I can’t even do that shit💀✋

  • @sxnshine5048
    @sxnshine5048 Рік тому +10531

    If he doesn’t stop, he gon get a rizztraining order 😭

  • @BeanTheRetard
    @BeanTheRetard Рік тому +8075

    "I'll give you a reason to stay"🥵
    Man's graduated from cambrizz university

    • @f4d3less36
      @f4d3less36 Рік тому +89

      U mean the "univerizzity"?

    • @f4d3less36
      @f4d3less36 Рік тому +17

      @Азизбек Акшабаков which one? Harizzward, Yarizzles, Prizzton or Corizznel or any other one of the Irizzy leagues.

    • @echox000
      @echox000 Рік тому +5

      A Rizzson

    • @X23X23X
      @X23X23X Рік тому +1

      Rizz…uke?

    • @kushary
      @kushary Рік тому +3

      Man was trained by Levy Rizzman

  • @222ak_
    @222ak_ 14 днів тому

    bro won 2 prizes he really liked her tho

  • @culturechangers5911
    @culturechangers5911 Місяць тому

    She wasn’t even looking at him 😂

  • @PutYoRhymeOn
    @PutYoRhymeOn Рік тому +3631

    He pursued a degree in quantum rizzics for that $5

    • @aguatype9269
      @aguatype9269 Рік тому +10

      I’m stealing this

    • @combostreaker30
      @combostreaker30 Рік тому +4

      @@aguatype9269 lol same

    • @PutYoRhymeOn
      @PutYoRhymeOn Рік тому +3

      @@aguatype9269 I'm ngl, it ain't the most original. I took "quantum rizzics" from somewhere else 😂

    • @mtmullianis
      @mtmullianis Рік тому +1

      Loool me and my friends created this phrase didn’t think there people of a similar mindset 💪

    • @SirTootsAlot
      @SirTootsAlot Рік тому

      ​@@mtmullianis no you didn't. It's been said for the past couple months. It's honestly some copy paste BOT SHIT

  • @sathvikaprakash4827
    @sathvikaprakash4827 Рік тому +2637

    Bro really needed that 5$ to sponsor his research at Rizzlord University

    • @johnn8643
      @johnn8643 Рік тому +10

      Bro really needed it

    • @lakimis.5417
      @lakimis.5417 Рік тому +26

      a PhD in Rizzology is one of the most sought after qualifications nowadays

    • @monishsatwani_
      @monishsatwani_ Рік тому +14

      Rizzearch

    • @priyac.d3143
      @priyac.d3143 Рік тому +2

      ​@@monishsatwani_omg i can't-

    • @Mila_Bo_Bila
      @Mila_Bo_Bila Рік тому

      And to graduate from Rizzlord University with amazing grades

  • @user-cm2te3iv7s
    @user-cm2te3iv7s 9 місяців тому +6

    I don’t think she understood what W Rizz was 😭😭😭😭🗿

  • @Godzone7100
    @Godzone7100 13 днів тому

    bro is cracked in rizz

  • @Joel-wj9ql
    @Joel-wj9ql Рік тому +5987

    My rizz game horrible...
    *proceeds to procure
    Einstein's theory of rizzativity*

  • @ayafujioka
    @ayafujioka 8 місяців тому +1

    not the waianae lmfaoo

  • @Helix_COD
    @Helix_COD 3 місяці тому +1

    "Oof it's terrible bro" - Rizzard Ramirizz

  • @chilufyashatunka5860
    @chilufyashatunka5860 Рік тому +700

    Dude really gave her a Rizzon to stay

  • @widejeff8993
    @widejeff8993 Рік тому +2372

    You pay this man 100$ and he’s got the whole town

    • @amber619pop
      @amber619pop Рік тому +24

      Somehow I automatically knew after seeing him that he would be able to do this challenge easily. The only way he could have failed is if he asked a girl who was into girls only.

    • @jawtalk085
      @jawtalk085 Рік тому +11

      @@amber619pop nah that wouldn’t probably have even stopped him. bro would just change their sexuality

    • @Rei-ze3dj
      @Rei-ze3dj Рік тому +3

      @@jawtalk085 Man's rizz was that powerful

    • @KRei7
      @KRei7 Рік тому

      💀

    • @dnzz453
      @dnzz453 Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zuki21917
    @zuki21917 8 місяців тому +1

    Dude has experience~

  • @moonkittyyt2214
    @moonkittyyt2214 7 місяців тому +1

    Bro got a gf, fame and 5 bucks in 30 seconds

  • @onigiri3113
    @onigiri3113 Рік тому +4575

    Bro fumbled by asking her “W rizz?” yet still managed to pull the bag💀

    • @RED_XLR
      @RED_XLR Рік тому +206

      Yea i thought that part was a bad idea, but she agreed or said yes so maybe not. I still think it's a bit cringe to ask that. What do i know tho, i'm not a zoomer.

    • @GameFuMaster
      @GameFuMaster Рік тому +96

      @@RED_XLR doesn't matter, cause he's good looking.

    • @GunterD1337
      @GunterD1337 Рік тому +46

      if you're that good you can fumble a bit 😂

    • @wouter7165
      @wouter7165 Рік тому +8

      ​@@RED_XLR Dude same, I feel so damn old watching this lmao

    • @planktonofbikinibottom
      @planktonofbikinibottom Рік тому +45

      ​@@GameFuMaster exactly! He was cringey af in my opinion. But he's good-looking so she let it slide. Trust me, if it were anybody less attractive she would've called the police 😆

  • @LegacyKnight-zm6vz
    @LegacyKnight-zm6vz Рік тому +9007

    5 bucks was all it took to turn the guy into the Rizzard of Oz

    • @bazzti6645
      @bazzti6645 Рік тому +13

      Stealing a months old top comment to farm likes ?
      Guess the emptiness in your heart turned you AttentionThief5000

    • @LegacyKnight-zm6vz
      @LegacyKnight-zm6vz Рік тому +31

      @@bazzti6645 I literally did not see this comment anywhere before making it. Get over yourself

    • @california_company
      @california_company Рік тому +10

      ​@@bazzti6645 dont think anyone farms likes on youtube lmao, he probably just wanted false praise and attention.. this isnt reddit.. having likes on a youtube comment doesnt really do much

    • @DeemsTheMemes
      @DeemsTheMemes Рік тому +3

      @@bazzti6645 I sure hope he doesn’t do anything with those likes that he farmed. How would this effect lebrons legacy.

    • @Shake_Well_Before_Use
      @Shake_Well_Before_Use Рік тому +6

      Wow there's a comment cop crying over comment copyrights 😂

  • @Celery-jr5zk
    @Celery-jr5zk 27 днів тому

    At first I was unsure then I was in awe 💀

  • @mcpartridgeboy
    @mcpartridgeboy 2 місяці тому +1

    he was a lot better than me.

  • @BraylonKingcannon
    @BraylonKingcannon Рік тому +2489

    bro needed that 5 dollars 💀
    edit: dawg stop with the likes with this dumb ah comment 😭

  • @user-s7777
    @user-s7777 Рік тому +5738

    "My rizz is horrible" - Rizzard Dawkins

  • @Manticor_Gaming
    @Manticor_Gaming 6 місяців тому +1

    Bro Offered 5$ And He Literally Turned Into Sanji 💀

  • @_bja
    @_bja 3 дні тому

    bro can finally afford his college 💀

  • @kevinbeltran2404
    @kevinbeltran2404 Рік тому +3050

    Bro really said, “so you like Hawaii? Maybe we can go on a rizzort”

  • @itsalanjava2107
    @itsalanjava2107 Рік тому +1864

    Man’s later changed his subject to quantum rizzics

    • @BaldyFade
      @BaldyFade Рік тому +5

      This girl was an NPC. I detect zero Rizz only cringe

    • @commercio3564
      @commercio3564 Рік тому +2

      I'm choking hahaha That was funny. Quantumn Rizzics ffs lool