When a con artist gives their sales pitch, they have given it thousands of times. It takes a special kind of person to say something over and over then do the opposite, with no hint of shame or guilt.
34:58 "if Celsius ever went bankrupt, all of the customers would get all of their funds back" literally defies the definition of bankruptcy. A fool and his money...
Pretty well every major mantra ive ever learned sparked up listening to them talk: buyer beware, if its too good to be true it usually is, a fool and their money are soon parted, beware the golden-tongued stranger.... Terribly sorry people got taken for a ride, im guessing they were desperate for a way out of their situation, but also honestly, when youre that deskerate you have to be extra careful and aware of yourself because predators are constantly seeking weak prey
Wow, his marketing reach is so incredible he's going to be able to open bank accounts for people in countries without electrical infrastructure or even banks for that matter 🤯 that's genius
I would rather lose 50k because a trusted financial institution failed rather than loss 300k from a easily foreseeable bankruptcy of a financial institution whose actions are deemed by one person (ie like SBF)
I never understand: 1) how people think these wealthy and strangely generous people actually made their money 2) why if it's so easy it's not already been done/milked for everything it's worth/made illegal to stop people doing it etc 3) Why this person who is so wealthy and has the secret needs to sell their secret and spend money advertising it instead of relaxing in the bahamas...
When I was 20 I worked for a call center In texas that would literally target elderly people and we would tell them we are taking donations for the local fire and police department , we called it "back the blue" or something . But we would literally tell them we worked directly for the police department when in reality none of the money we raised was shared with either department lol it was a shady ass business . It was fully commission based so some days you could make 500 to 1000 bucks easily .
Are they hiring still? LOL jk I watched a doc we’re china was abducting people in India and making them work at these places until they could afford to pay for their passport back , some scary stuff
Might not wanna post about this tbh because idk how legal that is, even if you're employed and just following orders. Can't tell you what to do but uh, I would not post this if it were me in your shoes. Maybe you're built different and aren't afraid of legal stuff though, up to you. Either way that's wild cause I've received so many of those calls over the years. Wonder if we ever chatted lol
The highest interest rate I’ve seen for a bank is 5.5% fdic insured. That’s because fed interest rates are high I think. Lots of banks now offer 5%. So a random crypto giving 8% is insane still to this day.
Damn Moisty maybe don’t drink a bunch of 2 liters or something before filming a video. I couldn’t hear the people talk over you belching every 3 minutes..😂
Lying about how Successful your Business is in itself isn't a illegal. Now when investors start coming if the Investors are smart enough to ask to see their Portfolio thats when it turns Illegal if they make a Fake Portfolio for a possible investor or for bringing it to the stock market.
@@Idlemage he's fucking reacting to a video this isn't meant to be a transformative & educational video breakdown. how about watching the actual fucking video instead of whine about how someone else acts while doing the same thing.
They left the little dog outside and it was killed by a coyote. The bigger dog was left unattended and killed the pet bird. Then the pigs. It was a mess.
@patsysadowski1546 on jeff fm logan said he hunted those coyotes with a bow and arrow but accidently killed his neighbors dog, it bled out. It's crazy people don't bring this up in videos. Or logan just half ass apologizes and that's it
A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within one stem. Cells. Cells. Have you ever been in an institution? Cells. Cells. Do they keep you in a cell? Cells. Cells. When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Cells. Cells. Interlinked. Interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked.
This gave me an idea for my next project. "Do you want Zero Debt. Kelvin or MINUS 273 Celsius, turned into an unimaginable Fahrenheit Profit?" Crypto Sorcery🤔
WTF would happen if Alex is sent to jail? Mind what you have lost due to your own greed. Greed of the victims is what others, we have to take our lesson from...
as criminal as all these scammers are, part of me doesn't sympathise with those who lose money. They were taking a risk to try to increase their money, it would never, and did never, have 0 risk. When they lose their money it's like "wtf dude". How many gamblers go into the casino thinking they will win big this time.
Sure, but... Speculating and taking a risk on an underlying asset is not the same as taking a risk on the fiduciary neglecting their duties. Further, the fiduciary falsely portraying the risk profile is not necessarily the *fault* of the speculator. Saying "you have a non-zero risk on this safe, collateralized investment," is not equivalent to saying, "you have a 25% chance of losing all of your money if you invest in this highly speculative, non-secured investment."
@@brettbowen6568sure the people investing were lied to, but at the same time they were all looking for higher returns on their money, and you have to assume some risk with that. I don't like it when people try to take shortcuts to increase their wealth faster than other people, it doesn't pan out (like it necessarily must have a chance to), and then they cry about how it's ruined their lives and how they won't be able to pay for something for their kids. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
He did an outright burp around 6 minutes, and then you could tell that he had a few more after that he was trying hard to keep silent. I suppose its good feedback for him if he wasnt aware or something? But also, the message youre delivering is done so with the same level of "rudeness" youre accusing him of. Thing is, its clear most of your issue, is your issue with burps, and youre projecting this awful view of that on him. Theres a big difference between someone burping in your face like a big brother putting his butt in your face so you can smell the fart, and the average person having a bit of uncomfortable stomach pressure thwy need to relieve. Theres definitely an ideal and perfect level of consideration that people can develop where they never fart, burp, curse, raise their voice, etc in front of others. But thats pretty disingenuous and so anxiety-ridden. Sometimes people just can't hold it in, or just aren't aware, and the idea that they're somehow wrong and bad for it is ridiculous. And harshing on them for it is like sniping at people for the wrong wording or syntax when they're trying to convey an idea, thats also just plain rude. If youre gonna take the high road, you'd definitely benefit from carrying yourself that way because people can smell hypocrisy and uncaring attitudes a mile away, and actively avoid it. Which may be your aim, i dont know, maybe you just dont eant to have to associate with people because of all their "rude" behaviour. But then walk that walk, just walk away
I actually really hate the cheesy production value that Coffeezilla uses for this videos. The fucking robot shit is so cringe. Just give me the information and the commentary.
The reason people get away with crypto scams is because of the main things crypto is promoted for…free market, unregulated, and decentralized. Crazy what happens when there isn’t away to hold people accountable. 🤷
The legal system does very little to these horrible fraudsters. You work hard to save, and live like a monk to build something. This happens all too often. As much as stock brokers are disliked - at least they are insured for fraud and banks are insured up to $100,000 per account from the Federal Govt They also need to prosecute the folks who are in the meetings where they brainstorm and collaborate to further mislead and misrepresent to investors. RICO charges would be perfect for conspiracy involving more than 3 defendants
The banks literally have the same idea, why do you think they bump their rates up? If they could make more money by bumping it up more, of course they would do it.
so I'm pretty damn sure the reason the number was 8.8 was because the vanguard fortuine 500 account dose 7.8% ish a year and they were trying to undercut that
When a con artist gives their sales pitch, they have given it thousands of times. It takes a special kind of person to say something over and over then do the opposite, with no hint of shame or guilt.
No more pay to make it go away. Jail time for white collar crime.
sadly there are some higher class individuals with white collar crimes who either get a slap on the wrist or no consequences
34:58 "if Celsius ever went bankrupt, all of the customers would get all of their funds back" literally defies the definition of bankruptcy. A fool and his money...
So I take it this is not the energy drink brand
you and me both!! thanks god man i love Celcius over any other energy drink
Lol
I assumed the same thing 😂
FDIC, guys. That's your protection from Bonnie or Clyde.
Pretty well every major mantra ive ever learned sparked up listening to them talk: buyer beware, if its too good to be true it usually is, a fool and their money are soon parted, beware the golden-tongued stranger....
Terribly sorry people got taken for a ride, im guessing they were desperate for a way out of their situation, but also honestly, when youre that deskerate you have to be extra careful and aware of yourself because predators are constantly seeking weak prey
Wow, his marketing reach is so incredible he's going to be able to open bank accounts for people in countries without electrical infrastructure or even banks for that matter 🤯 that's genius
FDIC only insures $250,000 of your money. So if you have $300k you only are insured for that 250
You are correct but they will insure multiple accounts at the same bank for up to 250k each. It’s a pretty good deal.
I was gonna ask that if it was total per person or per account. @@turbosube5083
Then don't stack your money all into one account. And dont give it all to some tech bro to hold it for you.
I would rather lose 50k because a trusted financial institution failed rather than loss 300k from a easily foreseeable bankruptcy of a financial institution whose actions are deemed by one person (ie like SBF)
Yeah and if it’s a joint account it’s 500k I think. 250k per person.
I never understand:
1) how people think these wealthy and strangely generous people actually made their money
2) why if it's so easy it's not already been done/milked for everything it's worth/made illegal to stop people doing it etc
3) Why this person who is so wealthy and has the secret needs to sell their secret and spend money advertising it instead of relaxing in the bahamas...
There is negligence and then this is gross negligence.
When I was 20 I worked for a call center In texas that would literally target elderly people and we would tell them we are taking donations for the local fire and police department , we called it "back the blue" or something . But we would literally tell them we worked directly for the police department when in reality none of the money we raised was shared with either department lol it was a shady ass business . It was fully commission based so some days you could make 500 to 1000 bucks easily .
Are they hiring still? LOL jk
I watched a doc we’re china was abducting people in India and making them work at these places until they could afford to pay for their passport back , some scary stuff
i get those letters all the time and calls lol
Might not wanna post about this tbh because idk how legal that is, even if you're employed and just following orders. Can't tell you what to do but uh, I would not post this if it were me in your shoes. Maybe you're built different and aren't afraid of legal stuff though, up to you. Either way that's wild cause I've received so many of those calls over the years. Wonder if we ever chatted lol
Not that I felt bad about telling those callers to go f themselves atleast the departments didn't get most of the money 😂😂 ACAB
@@tatherva7387 its def not legal lol
The scariest thing you can hear is I’m from the government and I’m here to help.
At first I thought it was talking about the Drink Celsius 😂
Nobody gives you something for nothing. There's always a catch
I maybe to timid or ignorant, but I implicitly don't trust anybody that say that they have a way to make money that nobody has thought or used before.
Always wanted to watch a Coffeezilla video while someone burbs... Quality content
11:10, well the argument is: they claim 8%, but even if it blows up, the loan is secured, thus a „no brainer“…
I keep getting baited thinking that Charlie reacted to something new.
But this is still fire
i just hope coffee has something well planned for us
@@ItsMeBarnaby what a weird comment, considering this is a reaction video
You 100% do not get all of your money back if your bank goes bankrupt.
It’s only up to a certain amount. Which is usually a lot less than £1m.
Most American banks insure up to 2 million
I mean a quick google search debunks that….. maybe the top 1% of backs. But the vast majority do not.
Fdic insured 250k per account. Don’t put more than that into 1 account ever.
You're burping a lot. Ulcer?
mum
It’s nasty af
The highest interest rate I’ve seen for a bank is 5.5% fdic insured. That’s because fed interest rates are high I think.
Lots of banks now offer 5%. So a random crypto giving 8% is insane still to this day.
When eren started the rumbling it was so eerie and daunting yet badass and awesome
In the shitter...😂😂😂 Such an Aussie saying!
this gives off really big wegrow vibes especially with the way the ceo talks and explains things
A push to mute for the endless burps would be great!
Damn Moisty maybe don’t drink a bunch of 2 liters or something before filming a video. I couldn’t hear the people talk over you belching every 3 minutes..😂
Lying about how Successful your Business is in itself isn't a illegal.
Now when investors start coming if the Investors are smart enough to ask to see their Portfolio thats when it turns Illegal if they make a Fake Portfolio for a possible investor or for bringing it to the stock market.
Need a burp filter for this channel 😁
I find it funny how the only bitcoin that survived was the one called “bitcoin” 😅
You mean the only Crypto? Because no currency but Bitcoin is called Bitcoin, real or digital
I used to just watch CoffeZilla videos, now I watch Charlie watch CoffeZilla videos
Best scams have a kernel of truth.
You burping all the time was .. eeuw :D
I hate it 😢
Yeah it was gross, no watching over lunch anymore for me.
Not to mention he edited his clip and thought "ya these belches are cool as fuck, leave them in it makes me look like I'm carefree"
@@clckhere878yeah Charlie is such a weirdo
@@clckhere878he didnt edit this, this isnt his channel
Could we not burp every 30 seconds
I hate it when commentators do that. How would you feel if someone burped in your ear?( turkey tom)
THIS
Bruh I can deal with an accidental one once in a while, but Jesus christ it's all video every video....
i love how you said that like a mom would
@@Idlemage he's fucking reacting to a video this isn't meant to be a transformative & educational video breakdown. how about watching the actual fucking video instead of whine about how someone else acts while doing the same thing.
Remember when Logan Paul abandoned his pet pigs and one of them died? Didn't he leave like a dog or two behind too?
Also went on Jeff fm and told the story about killing his neighbors dog with an arrow while hunting the coyotes that killed his little dog
They left the little dog outside and it was killed by a coyote. The bigger dog was left unattended and killed the pet bird. Then the pigs. It was a mess.
@@patsysadowski1546 ah yes, thank you for the unfortunate refresher.
@patsysadowski1546 on jeff fm logan said he hunted those coyotes with a bow and arrow but accidently killed his neighbors dog, it bled out. It's crazy people don't bring this up in videos. Or logan just half ass apologizes and that's it
The Quebec retirement public fund lost 200m in that scheme
Who burps this much?? It’s disgusting dude
humans
For real, it’s disgusting to burp straight into the mic over and over
A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within one stem.
Cells.
Cells.
Have you ever been in an institution? Cells.
Cells.
Do they keep you in a cell? Cells.
Cells.
When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Cells.
Cells.
Interlinked.
Interlinked.
Within cells interlinked.
Within cells interlinked.
This gave me an idea for my next project. "Do you want Zero Debt. Kelvin or MINUS 273 Celsius, turned into an unimaginable Fahrenheit Profit?" Crypto Sorcery🤔
WTF would happen if Alex is sent to jail? Mind what you have lost due to your own greed. Greed of the victims is what others, we have to take our lesson from...
as criminal as all these scammers are, part of me doesn't sympathise with those who lose money. They were taking a risk to try to increase their money, it would never, and did never, have 0 risk. When they lose their money it's like "wtf dude". How many gamblers go into the casino thinking they will win big this time.
Sure, but...
Speculating and taking a risk on an underlying asset is not the same as taking a risk on the fiduciary neglecting their duties.
Further, the fiduciary falsely portraying the risk profile is not necessarily the *fault* of the speculator. Saying "you have a non-zero risk on this safe, collateralized investment," is not equivalent to saying, "you have a 25% chance of losing all of your money if you invest in this highly speculative, non-secured investment."
@@brettbowen6568sure the people investing were lied to, but at the same time they were all looking for higher returns on their money, and you have to assume some risk with that. I don't like it when people try to take shortcuts to increase their wealth faster than other people, it doesn't pan out (like it necessarily must have a chance to), and then they cry about how it's ruined their lives and how they won't be able to pay for something for their kids. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
He did an outright burp around 6 minutes, and then you could tell that he had a few more after that he was trying hard to keep silent. I suppose its good feedback for him if he wasnt aware or something? But also, the message youre delivering is done so with the same level of "rudeness" youre accusing him of. Thing is, its clear most of your issue, is your issue with burps, and youre projecting this awful view of that on him. Theres a big difference between someone burping in your face like a big brother putting his butt in your face so you can smell the fart, and the average person having a bit of uncomfortable stomach pressure thwy need to relieve.
Theres definitely an ideal and perfect level of consideration that people can develop where they never fart, burp, curse, raise their voice, etc in front of others. But thats pretty disingenuous and so anxiety-ridden. Sometimes people just can't hold it in, or just aren't aware, and the idea that they're somehow wrong and bad for it is ridiculous. And harshing on them for it is like sniping at people for the wrong wording or syntax when they're trying to convey an idea, thats also just plain rude.
If youre gonna take the high road, you'd definitely benefit from carrying yourself that way because people can smell hypocrisy and uncaring attitudes a mile away, and actively avoid it. Which may be your aim, i dont know, maybe you just dont eant to have to associate with people because of all their "rude" behaviour. But then walk that walk, just walk away
GOOD OL CLASSIC PONZI SCHEME!!!!!!!!!!!! PAY WITH CUSTOMERS MONEY TO MAKE ME MONEY AND PAY THEM BACK WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY!!!!!!!!
Banks are not your friend, but they are federally insured and highly regulated which crypto is not. Banks are safe. Crypto is not.
4:26 I thought this guy was John Cena for a second 😂
I actually really hate the cheesy production value that Coffeezilla uses for this videos. The fucking robot shit is so cringe. Just give me the information and the commentary.
Sleep token mentioned 👌🏻
The reason people get away with crypto scams is because of the main things crypto is promoted for…free market, unregulated, and decentralized. Crazy what happens when there isn’t away to hold people accountable. 🤷
so many hot wallets offer wayy higher than bank yields on staking; not ur keys not ur crypto, we all know
The amount of burping in this video xD U might wanna check with a Doc or atleast not drink as much fizzy stuff xD
You can't fake it till you make it? Tell that to elon musk
what'd he do to you?
@@80AM. nothing, he is just a lying grifting fraudster.
It's Zuckerberg's secret account.@@80AM.
He didn’t make it off of faking though. He made it and then started faking it
I mean if u fall for crypto its kinda ur fault
36:39 why does this need to be back wards?
The bands locked down
I'm just waiting for coffee to break down Andrew Tates new coin
these crypto victims sound like AA confessions lol
The legal system does very little to these horrible fraudsters. You work hard to save, and live like a monk to build something. This happens all too often. As much as stock brokers are disliked - at least they are insured for fraud and banks are insured up to $100,000 per account from the Federal Govt They also need to prosecute the folks who are in the meetings where they brainstorm and collaborate to further mislead and misrepresent to investors. RICO charges would be perfect for conspiracy involving more than 3 defendants
don't be stupid and greedy. pretty simple.
big thing is you don't actually need to give anyone money :P
What's this guys early life section look like?
Federal reserve
could you possibly burp more in the first 10 minutes of this video? mute your damn mic when you're not talking if you're burping every 30 seconds
he doesn't run this channel and will never see your comment. braincells lacking
you burping the whole damn video was surprisingly annoying
you directing a comment at him on a vod/react channel that's not run by him is surprisingly annoying.
@@80AM. I see, well this is where i saw it so this is where i commented
Why is moist reacting? Didn't he say he stop doing that?
*BURP**BURP**BURP**BURP*
PLEASE GET CHECKED
Also in the stock market you actually have a chance. In crypto unless it’s bitcoin or Ethereum you have no chance.
i think tha one guy plays n tha movie Siberia 😂
Celsius drinks are 🔥tho
This the same Celsius that makes the energy drinks?
yes
@beanspoles no it's not LOL google is your friend
Bro did u butp 2x in this video .. damn thats an easy edit lmfao
The audio is getting worse
BEEEE CONNEHHHHH
The banks literally have the same idea, why do you think they bump their rates up? If they could make more money by bumping it up more, of course they would do it.
What is the point of reposting stolen content?
Nothing is criminal if your scamming nobodies
Nah... You can fake whatever you like , Ask Trump how big his penthouse is! LOL Its 2024 man. Can we talk about george Santos? Hahahaha
so I'm pretty damn sure the reason the number was 8.8 was because the vanguard fortuine 500 account dose 7.8% ish a year and they were trying to undercut that
Butping
The company boasting like that made me think they were one of Trump's companies
lol and what company of his committed large scale fraud?
@@80AM. I was just talking about the boasting, but he committed fraud with his children's charity, Trump University Etc
@@80AM. we're trying to defraud America with the seven fake electorates
More ads then video hope ya get claimed
Best youtuber
why is there a 40 minute react video. Just go watch the original. Dumb.
I'm so jaded by crypto says the guy who gets resubs prime and donos. Lol. He operates in money backed crypto and he doesn't realize it
Those are tokens with fixed cash value. He deals in cash, just forced to pay a middleman for use of their platform.
you need to stay off of the internet you're actually dumber due to how much your life revolves around being online.
That’s like calling V-bucks crypto