Bad Joke Telling | Harlem Globetrotters Edition
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
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Q:Why don't cats play poker in the jungle
A:because there are too many Cheetahs
I considered getting a brain transplant
But then I changed my mind
St.Louis Films I’m frickin done
A fish swims into a wall.
He yells out "DAM!"
What do you call a really sketchy Italian neighborhood? The SpaGHETTO.
Never trust a person with a graph
They're always plotting something
St.Louis Films never trust an atom
They make up everything
St.Louis Films my god
What do the red light say to the green light?
Don't look!
I'm changing!!
Which restaurant ran out of business because they didn't have enough employees?
Five Guys
*why did Santa go to college for music.
To improve his wrapping skills*
COMMENT with a bad joke. We'll pin our favorite!
Whistle Sports Q:Why don't cats play poker in the jungle
A:because there are too many Cheetahs
Whistle Sports At what time did the man go to the dentist?
A:Tooth Hurt-y
What do u call a deer with no eyes
No eye deer
Whistle Sports What do u call a fly with no wings?
Answer: A walk
Why do golf players take two pairs of pants to there golf tournaments
In case they get a hole in one
What did Mickey say when the lawyer called him and said that he couldn’t divorce Minnie because she was crazing
He said that he didn’t want to divorce her because she was crazy, because she was Goofy!😂
3:52 this dude reminds me Of Kevin Hart
Adidasp4 that's racist. No but seriously he kinda does
Too tall
What happened after the banana got a sunburn?
He started peeling.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto
Whalzy old man just old
lmao
Yeah, I can confirm
stop stealing
Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
The retail store
1000 subscribers with no videos ? I already know this joke :A the retail store
I’ve been waiting for this
Why did the tomato turn red?
he saw the salad dressing.
the 2 guys face in match 3 is funny for me 😂😂😂
Bull Bullard that should be a good joke for the new movie "Spider-Man into the Spider-verse" hahaha
Make this into a tournament! It would be so much better and more entertaining if this was a tournament!
Had to turn the brightness up....
How many tickles does it take to tickle a octopus. 10tickles
HAHA! That Homer Simpson joke almost made me wet my pants!
What do you call a girl with a Christmas tree on her head?
Carol.
Why can't a nose be twelve inches long? Because it would be a foot!!
Kathy Hughes lel
It’s from the dudeperfect bad joke telling
Eyedherup 2 ya you are right nice job.
Dude perfect copyer
What do you call piece of wood that has nothing to do?
Board
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
You take away its credit card
What did the knife say to the orange?
Citrus self down, this is gonna hurt
Wanna hear a bad joke? Me.
JUST REMOVE THE REPLAY...ITS NOT NECESSARY
I am not a joker.
I am more like Batman
i love how short some peaople
What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root Beer.
What's a ninjas favorite drink
WA-TAA (scream water in an Asian accent)
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
Answer: TO GET TO THE BOTTOM
What did the dog Said to the tree?
Bark
What's Brown and sticky
A stick
Colby Pudenz this joke was in the dude perfect bad jokes
Colby Pudenz that was by whistle sports -_- you can't steal a joke
PLZ DO A DUDE PERFECT EDITION 2!!!!!
AMAZING
So many guards.....
Hi whistle sports
Spider hams secret identity is Peter Porker
Where's the turtle with no legs......right where you left it
Yes
Did you know French Fries weren't originally made in France?
They were made in Greece
(grease)
What do you call it when Darth Vador goes into a lift?
An elevader
Spider ham
1:46 Loud house? No. Ok.
I went to one of there games on my birthday
What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer. (a tree has roots if some of you don't get this joke)
Why wasnt the first french fry made in french?
Because it was made in Greece (Grease)
How many vampires have to change a lightbulb?
Zero they like the dark
I met moose,zoose,and firefly
What’s brown and stick?
A stick.
Useless
What's brown and sticky. Reply your answer before reading
A stick (brown because sticks are brown and sticky because it's a stick)
What is an owl's favorite game?
Kahoot
Green Bay Packers wow
what do you call three Bugattis at NASCAR race Boogity Boogity Boogity
Do warriors
We asked for the spurs
Why does Snoop Dog use an umbrella?
For drizzle
Did you see the new movie constapated o wait it hasn't come out yet
What does the mommy tomato say to the baby tomoto
Ketchup
We need DP to do this
flow 29 that already did this
I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo
5:27
Tooshort hall
Do spurs edition kawhi would win
What do you call a car everyone could get?
Astros plz do this
Too Tall i have a signed basketball!
tnt and ace are so fine
what did the red light say to the green light......don't look I'm changing
ace!
Spider-Ham
What's a pencils favourite place. Penslevania
One of the first
Is it bad I don’t know these people
were is big easy
J
Hey want to hear a pizza joke?
Nah it's to cheesy 🥁🎭🎫🎫🎟🏆🏅🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🥇🎖🥇🎖🥇🎖🥇🎖🥇🏅🏆🏆🏆🏆thank you 😊 thank you 😊
Minnesota twins
7
Pin this comment and I will do nothing
1,001th like
What kind of ship never sinks?
Friendship
P. S.: I got that one from a video of a softball player who read jokes from a small piece of paper after several games. And still try to find that video, so if one could help me finding that, I'd be seriously glad.
P. P. S.: Another one from the very same guy
What did the red say to the sad navy fish?
You blue!
What do you call Jason Aldean when he's sad? Jason Frowndean.
THIRD
EDIT: 21st view!
Suh
What resturaunt is full of insects and rotten fruits?
Applebees
What are dishes favorite sport?
Bowling
What's a librarians favorite color?
Read (red)
What nationality is always in a hurry?
Russian
What is the best place to work out in outer space?
Planet Fitness
Why did the guy with injured knees go to the orthodontist?
He needs braces
What Candy gives you gas?
"Toot"sie Roll
That was not even funny
This wasnt funny
Hi
First
1st comet