to be fair i feel like checkpoints don't make things easier as much as they make them less tedious i can respect dashie wanting a CHA-LONGE without having to lose his sanity in the process !
@@spacejunkgalaxy ikr, as a Russian, back in school we were obligated to read it from start to end as a part of our literature program, so that was wild too; half of the time the book felt like Tolstoy's attempt to reach the needed essay word count, lol.
DUDE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS LAUGH! I WORK IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM AT MY HOSPITAL, WITH ALL THAT'S GOING ON I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO BREATHE. THE FIRST THING I DECIDED TO DO WHEN I DID GET A SECOND TO MYSELF WAS TO WATCH A DASHIE VIDEO! I ALWAYS GET ENJOYMENT FROM YOUR CONTENT. WHEN A GOOD LAUGH IS NEEDED, I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE TO GO! ! THANK YOU SIR, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
Introverted TiffTheWhiff Cept me cuz I’m a hardcore introvert, anime, and gamer. I’m chillin. Plus I’m a germphobe a little bit so I wouldn’t wanna be near contaminated people.
Damn I really gotta commend you dash, I could definitely tell this looks like the lightest you’ve look, just watching the older videos earlier. You lost a lot of weight, congrats brotha🙌🏻
THREEP: Go to Sonic's drive through, wait for the persons in front you order to come out; grab it and run. Congratulations you just preformed a Sonic Dash!!!
Dachie was drinking green tea, I know because when he shows you his tea, it looks like a orangy-red, color. Because it is green tea it interferes with the green screen that he records with. If it was normal tea, it would look like tea. Case. Closed.
all these jokes about dashie’s weight make me slightly uncomfortable 🥴 especially during quarantine... I hope you’re taking care of your mental health too dashie..
Threep! Give dashie a trip to space! Push him out of the shuttle so that he falls down to earth! Congratulations! You just did to humans, what the meteor did to the dinosaurs!
Dashie: "give ya boy a cha-longe"
*gets a challenge*
Dashie: "next meter 🤔"
Tyler Point contradicts himself every time
@@bullwinkle524the comment u stole is above u clown
Always!🤣🤣🤣
@@yvetteaguirre9522 Shut the hell up.
@@ahegaojosuke3250 dang son
Dashie: "That was the controller."
Fox: >:(
.. >: O
🦊
I laughed so hard at this
More like -_-
“Don’t doubt yourself, clout yourself.” - Dashie 2020
Lmao
Clout basically means punch so he's suggesting he all punch ourselves in the face instead of doubting ourselves...good advice.
YEZZIR! Lol that's kinda genius tbh 😂
@@pouringsalt3460
In slang terms, clout means having power or influence. I think that's what dash was trying to say.
@@tristanshaw9965 ...
“Don’t doubt yourself, clout yourself”
-Dashie, 2020
Dashie: “Don’t get killed by his kid”
Also Dashie: Runs face first into his kid
*Dashie:* "GIVE YA BOI a cha-longe"
*Also Dashie halfway through the level:* "checkpoint? They haven't given me a checkpoint yet?!"
to be fair i feel like checkpoints don't make things easier as much as they make them less tedious
i can respect dashie wanting a CHA-LONGE without having to lose his sanity in the process !
Dashed, can you make another Mortal Kombat video on DashieXP? The fans really want that series to come back. And I do, too.
Dashie: * two minute intros *
Me: * already going back to my kitchen to get more snacks *
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
THREEP: Read “War and Peace”. Congratulations, Dashie is still doing his intro!
I think I got it,correct me if I'm wrong but I think is because War never ends and we never get to meet Peace.
@@huracanamaro9631 no, it's because the book is hella long.
@@saddvikk Thanks for correcting me,apparently I have no culture and didnt knew about that book.
holy shit 1,225 pages
@@spacejunkgalaxy ikr, as a Russian, back in school we were obligated to read it from start to end as a part of our literature program, so that was wild too; half of the time the book felt like Tolstoy's attempt to reach the needed essay word count, lol.
DUDE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS LAUGH! I WORK IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM AT MY HOSPITAL, WITH ALL THAT'S GOING ON I HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO BREATHE. THE FIRST THING I DECIDED TO DO WHEN I DID GET A SECOND TO MYSELF WAS TO WATCH A DASHIE VIDEO! I ALWAYS GET ENJOYMENT FROM YOUR CONTENT. WHEN A GOOD LAUGH IS NEEDED, I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE TO GO! ! THANK YOU SIR, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
jus wanna take the time and say thank you for all the work you do during these crazy times🙏🏽
Hell yea!
I hope everything is going well!
Hope your good nowadays mate ❤
Dashie: Hope y'all got snacks
Me: Eats dinner with Dashie on.
Yea I always do that lol
I bet you still finished it before he actually started playing the game😗✌🏼
@@nahhhhhhh15 Well the average dashie intro is like, what? 3 hours?
I TRIGGER PEOPLE yup basically 🙃
@@nahhhhhhh15 I almost did.
24:54 mans literally said “Run. Lose weight!!!”😂
Jacob Escarcida Should I start throwing out Mute city mix tape 4 him while he’s running?
correr perder peso
I’m telling u, this man really puts someone in the best mood. I was stressed tf out and just a couple minutes into the video I was smiling
I agree 100%
@@grimm5751 I 100% agree
@@johnpantle373 100% i agree
39:10 that whole damn moment was so cute I love hearing him genuinely laugh 😂
best part of the video
🥺 adorable
"That whole damn moment was so cute..."
Dashie in the middle of it: I'm losing my mind.
@@darknessdevours5827 it be like that sometimes, I know a lot of y'all can relate in quarantine.
Introverted TiffTheWhiff Cept me cuz I’m a hardcore introvert, anime, and gamer. I’m chillin. Plus I’m a germphobe a little bit so I wouldn’t wanna be near contaminated people.
Btw “pierde peso” was just a joke, Dashie looks great ! Apologies if I offended anyone, stay safe during this quarantine everyone!🙏🏽
Rammi925 bro u made an amazing level and that joke was so funny omg :) that’s rlly nice that u apologized props to u bro
Dari_Mlp thank you bro!
Rammi925 i love your avi 🥺
That was hilarious 😂 hey maybe we could make a level together for dash?
Its all good. Dashie has a dope community following. We all get the jokes. Its all bout positivity, joking n having fun!!!
THREEP: start the video, take a nap, wake up, congratulations he’s still doing the intro
Everyone does that THREEP but cool
LOL
THREEP: Take Dashie, put him in a grinder, congratulations you now have Mashie
(I tried)
NeonNick64 you should’ve sed congratulations you now have snacks on deck
Luv it 😂💀👌🏽
Please try to leave a like on my threep, you did good with yours.
He destroyed his wii didn't he?
NeonNick64 (congratulations you now have a broken grinder)
16:43 (Jumps on donut)
Dashie: "Hit the corner of it"
🤣🤣
THREEP! Go watch several movies, read a few books, then get a 4 year degree. Congratulations, dashie finally finished his intro.
Quiet Logic lol that’s a good one
Hear me out you have a “Boo” mug with tea in it... so you’re telling me you drinkin BOO-TEA *pause*
Yeeee
Oh wow 😅
Dammit, I was about to make a threep out of this-
Is this acparty?
DAMN DASH... licking that BOO-TEA at 17:20 🤣
Threep! Get a bird. Name him “Wait”. Set it free. Congratulations you have now lost wait. (No to early)
LUCA DEL POZO that was the best threep I have ever read
😂
You've got a hit with this one
Jeffy Thirtyacre u no like mine 😞 😆😆😆
LUCA DEL POZO weight
Threep! Take Mario, put him in a box of cereal, congratulations, you have Mari-O’s
Good one!
I like that one
I'll sue you!
The only question is? Why hasn't that been invented yet!
@@InternetMouse they made a cereal for super Mario Odyssey
THREEP!
Let Satan stay at your crib and have him throw a party with you, congratulations y'all just had one HELL of a time
Dashie: "Dash this is the one"
Dashie 5 seconds later:
*Dies*
dashie: give ya boy a cha-longe.
*gets a cha-longeee*
dashie: this gonna be a problem.
Damn I really gotta commend you dash, I could definitely tell this looks like the lightest you’ve look, just watching the older videos earlier. You lost a lot of weight, congrats brotha🙌🏻
threep: dashie puts tea in a ghost cup congratulations dashie now has boo tea (booty) pause
Thomastin Pelage yooooooooo
Bro
niiiiiiiiiiiice
good one
Now THIS is a W
Anyone else thought he was gonna spell "position" instead of "precision" lol said the whole damn word wrong
No he said it mostly correctly, he just said it as if there was a "z" instead of a "c".
“Bang into ya brotha” -Dachie 2020
PAUSE lmao
I’m just curious, WHO THE HELL IS “JASON_“AND HOW DOES HE HAVE THE BEST RECORD FOR EVERY LEVEL😂
Only og's would know
exzodia enzo I’ve been watching Dashie since 2014, I just never cared to ask
exzodia enzo actually before 2014
Truly Finessed Thrn how don’t you know Jason. He’s been one of Dashies Mario Maker Main Rivals from almost the start of when he started playing.
First appearance was episode 176 in smm1
THREEP! Go to Hell, see all the fire, CONGRATULATIONS! You just found Dashie’s Mixtape!
Xeno Best X booooo 😐
But wouldn't his mixtape make it heaven, getting to listen to dash's beats for eternity.
Dashie, just dance 2020 was the last game to be released on the Wii, you got to get it and play it for a video, that would be really funny
That would be funny but I think copyright would be an issue
Yeah I'll sue if he does!
Nintendo isn’t releasing games for the wii u anymore so how tf are there still games coming out for the wii?!?
Dolan Fuzzy google it, it is the last game on the wii
@@gregritferdjr why do they have to be in order?
THREEP! Take a cow, bounce it on a trampoline, congratulations, you now have a milk shake
JakersField I love this
THREEP!
Watch any of Dachie's 2020 intros. Watch all the intro. Congratulations, quarantine is now over!
1:09 dashie low-key drinking the blood of his enemies and calling it tea lol
“Now, now, now, now, NOOOOO”
Was looking for this comment ;D
THREEP: Grab Dashie put him in a cloud full of water, Congratulations you now have Heavy Rain
12:04 love the synchronisation of the music.
40:55 dashie falling all the way down xDDD (claps to the designer of the level, it was pretty impressive)
Threep: grab dashie, run with him
Congratulations now you dashin with dashie...... ill stop
I like the fact that my brain just hears "further ado" when dachie says "FRRRRUU"
Lmao bro I read your comment when he said that
Threep. Take Dashie's energy, use it for yourself.. CONGRATS you know have al the neighbours hating you!
Snow Blaster *now
@@brokenterminator6995 hahaha yeah indeed :D
😂😂😂
l
And also there a neighbor called Al and he got clones.
I’m starting to worry about Dash, where are 3D World levels
He doesn't like the mechanics. The mid-air twirl is shit, so he doesn't like those levels as much.
I always preferred that he plays the new super mario over anything else.
True
38:58 his laugh made the whole video 🥹❤️
Me: *See's Dashie upload*
Also Me: "Should I watch this now or wait until tonight 🤔?"
*Just my Dashie thoughts 😂*
It's really good if u wait until night gets your mind ready for a great dream lol
It be like that😭
Dashie long time fan, your videos help me and my partner get through really tough times and just wanna thank you for that
33:56 that scream tho 😆
Dashie: "I know my intros long and you're probably done with ya snacks already"
Me, a skeleton: *Nah you good, mah boy*
THREEP: Take an athlete, put him in a boat, congratulations you now have Sports-Man-Ship!
Dash then: “IHOPEYOUHADAGOODWEEKEND!”
Dash now: “AAAAAAAUUGGAHAAAHHH”
THREEP: Go to Sonic's drive through, wait for the persons in front you order to come out; grab it and run.
Congratulations you just preformed a Sonic Dash!!!
THREEP!
Take a shot everytime dashie says "don't count your chickens"
Congratulations!
You're now drunk
0:24 I thought Nintendo finally start showing my boy some love😂
The "don't doubt yourself, clout yourself" Makes extreme sense and I'm surprised no one has gotten that.
Nice phrase, Dashie!
2016 Dashie: I HOPE YOU’RE HAVING A GOOD ASS WEEK!!
2020 Dashie: AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
The *THREEPS* Evolved from dashie being funny to people roasting dashie
Welp, who’s here to pray for Dashie after that Mario maker update
He's gonna love having to deal with the koopalings and mecha-koopas. Its gonna be great
Dachie was drinking green tea, I know because when he shows you his tea, it looks like a orangy-red, color. Because it is green tea it interferes with the green screen that he records with.
If it was normal tea, it would look like tea.
Case.
Closed.
Dashie: Give me a Challenge!
*Challenge* *appears*
Dashie: Let me check my Next Meter!
THREEP: Invite dashie over for a sleepover watch the terminator movie tell him we’re the fridge is CONGRATULATIONS He won’t be back
“Don’t doubt yourself clout yourself.”
-DashieGames 2020
all these jokes about dashie’s weight make me slightly uncomfortable 🥴 especially during quarantine... I hope you’re taking care of your mental health too dashie..
lavonna wright exactly. love you dash
I'm sure he's keeping himself sane, he just always temporarily loses his mind during Mario Maker gameplays.
@@darknessdevours5827 any gameplay 😂
I’ve been looking for a comment like this. 🥺❤️ How considerate. Stay safe and healthy Lavonna. You too Dash
Threep! Take Dashie, knock him over, congratulations the News just announced a massive earth quake!
@@IJoeAceJRI 💀
Luke Williams 😭
THREEP: take a thief put him in the hood
Congratulations he's Robin the Hood
8:37 “JUST BANG INTO YA BROTHAS”
Me:... this sounds familiar BANGBROS FROM THE HUB !!
Only Dashie can make long intros entertaining lmao! Love you my boi
10:49 That scream was hilarious 😂
THREEP! Take Dashie, have him die about five times in a video game. Now congratulate him on zero deaths.
THREEP! Take a scientist, tell him to invent the shovel. Congratulations you just made a GROUND-BREAKING invention.
lets go left this time, maybe there is a hidden mushroo- proceeds to get hidden mushroom
Dashie: ... 17:02
3:38 when the gameplay start😂 long ass intros, LOVE YOU DASH!!!
THREEP: Take Dashie to starbucks, write the name Fatchie on the drink he ordered, congratulations you hurt fatchie's feelings.
3:14 appears
Me: The Walking Dead flashbacks
Exactly my thoughts hahahahah
Pi
35:25
Dashie: dont get killed by his kid
Also dashie: (walks straight to the kid)
Me:LMFAO
Dashie Thank you so much for playing my level!!! Love your content man! Stay safe and God bless!
THREEP! Take Dashie to sumo wrestling. Congratulations, the sumo wrestlers have been eaten
Dashie: *gets to a new area*
Dashie immediately after: *presses every button on the controller*
Dashie: 😛
Also Dashie: Where did I get this from?
Me: *looks his Boo mug👻🤔
THREEP take a bop-it, give it to DACHIE, CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE JUST STARTED WORD WAR III !!!
THREEEEP : Take some lucky charms eat them wit Dashie O’s congratulations you have Dashiebeaties
THREEP take dashie throw him into the ocean congratulations you now have a tsunami
(Sorry dash)
HEROxSaggy G 😂😂😂
You didn’t have to do him like that
HEROxSaggy G That’s fucked up
Threep! Give dashie a trip to space! Push him out of the shuttle so that he falls down to earth!
Congratulations! You just did to humans, what the meteor did to the dinosaurs!
0:36 he could’ve synched that perfectly😂
"Welcome back to sup, super mario maker, stay inside you fools"
Sorry had to
*when he finishes in 30 seconds*
Girl: 39:37
THREEP: Whip out the DIUGH during a hurricane, Congratulations you now have a Natural DIUGHsaster!
22:03
Dashi: *"SS"*
Germans: 😮
3:27 *could've said "listen CARLfully:*
"Get it? No? Okay, I'm sorry."
38:57 the first time dashie actually laughed hard as hell in smm 2 lmao i laughed with him
18:32
"Just Bang It To Ur Brother"
-Dashie 2020
Dashie: *sings his typical Mario Maker intro*
Also Dashie: *I n h a l e s* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHO!! "
THREEP! TAKE DASHIE. PUT HIM ON THE BACK OF YOUR TRUCK. CONGRATULATIONS YOUR TIRES POPPED.
No? Ok...
@@IJoeAceJRI no one knows
**rated**
@@XLA-Archives 😆
No
@@TvTink yes
THREEP! Call Dashie, make him play Mario Maker. Congratulations, you now have Pure-L's.
trash
Nah its good
RYName nice threep because he has those L’s already
When Dashie couldn't stop saying ok I choked on my drink
Quarantine getting to Dashie for 2 mins 0:05 - 2:05
15:40 just look at dash I’m dying lmao the amount of times that boi opened his mouth 😱
THREEP: Invite Dashie to your wedding. Congratulations he emptied the buffet
My Mum said every Night to count sheeps
Dashie: I count chickens every Night
Everytime Dashie uploads, I grab them snacks so everytime he asks "snacks?", I can relate.
The second level by Rammi was really well made. I thought it had great ideas, well designed and no cheap trolls. Major kudos on that level, Rammi.
Threep!
Get Dashie, hire him as a chef. Congratulations, you still have your ingredients because Dashie is on a diet!