...the only man who can step on my face. Update: Yoe, my husband came home after 150 rolls, together with Diluc, 2 Chongyun and 2 Xinyan. He loves me damnit
I love how he's able to keep a straight face for 2 minutes while mocking us Good luck pulling Zhongli/Tartaglia y'all Edit: thanks for the likes, and i didnt manage to get big dong zhong home
@@camillaf4038 be careful with that i was the same amount and i did 4 single rolls because i wanted diona and Childe ruined my pity 😭 now i will have to use my secret weapon... Money for the money god....
Zhongli after realizing people still worship Venti as the wind god even though his gnosis is taken away and decended from godhood to a mortal so he fakes his death and retires because he knows people will still worship him and of course make the fatui pay for everything
I was really enjoying doing his tasks and travelling with him .... it was fun being around him he was like a father to me... ill miss him T^T....and he has so much swag too like in this video lol ...
Spoilers When you forget to make your own personal funds before giving up your godhood but it doesn’t matter anyway because you’ll make bank once your banner comes around
Hello, I came here from 2 weeks later to tell you that ZhongLi is OP. He has a consistent attack damage over time both on auto attacks and skill. And his Burst is very powerful, equal on all elements due to how Geo works, contrast to Childe's popular crit vapor.
When the traveler says that Liyue is better than Monstadt
Felt that
I more like Snezchnaya LOL
@@mrxbonaventura We are sworn enemies.
*cries in not being able to spell scnezchnaya*
@@yourlocalpharmacist7679 Snezheya or Snezhaya, i think
When you finally get a vacation after 3700 years.
Me in 3 weeks XD
Best comment lol
More like retired 🤣
ua-cam.com/video/N1CjB5Y3OFk/v-deo.html
Senku
Liyue: literally about to be wiped out
Zhongli:
“Hey I’m on vacation! I’m sure the traveler and my fellow allies can deal with a deity capable of destroying Liyue no problem!
Zhongli: Welcome to Liyue, I am the new Venti
Spoiler alert 📢
Exactly the moment I saw him and felt hopeless but fun to be around I knew he was rex lapis
@@SOLO.SHAD0W-HAWK i realized he was Rex Lapis when he talked to Bolai about Silk Flowers.
THIS MAN HAS TOO MUCH KNOWLEDGE
He’s venti with more husbands vibes
@@allentolete5534 he has too much knowledge from the wisdom you gave him for staying in Liyue for like the past 6000 years
Traveler: Who are you?
Zhongli: I’m Venti, but sugarless mora daddy
Zhongli realizing the amount of money people are going to pay for him
He is finally getting money
*800th like*
i love how this fandom just took specialist as its' meme and made all the genshin characters dance to it
our meme
persona 4: this is o
genshin: no❤️
I was like “Why is he doing the Persona 4 MC’s dance”
And now I’m just like “Frick it”
our meme
*communism intensifies
Meme is like mora. When Geo daddy wants it, he’ll have it.
zhongli stealing 10 thousand mora from aether when he’s the god of mora is so.
@Aether the traveller _ exactly that bastard
@Aether the traveller _ Childe did say you may rob the Notthland bank if you want to. Good luck with that
@@soba1180 I actually did that lel.
@@soba1180 lol its actually possible upstairs of northland bank there is a chest and if u open it u get 180k mora
@@Unkemptfish 200k*
When you used to be constantly broke, but after joining Aether/Lumine you start robbing Mora from the Hilichurls and make a crap ton of money
And then waste it all to upgrade yourself
*Mora count* :+1,000,000
*Zhongli joins the party* :"I'll get this upgrade."
*Mora count* : 200
*Zhongli* :"Why did the upgrades stop?"
@@acapraichu4879 I feel this on a personal level.
@@Crim_Zen Aether/Lumine: Dude, you are the God of Mora. Couldn't you just create more?
Zhongli: I may be an Archon, but an archon has STANDARDS
Geo Daddy did the 0:24
Me: KYAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
chill lol
I feel like in that moment he didn’t wink at us, but actually blinked in one of eye because his eye got slapped by his hair. lol
Geodude in short 🤣
@@Cynicalhamptur lmao u ruined it 🤣
Thank you for the replay button😔✋
When Sugar daddy Childe buys you a mansion even though you are the god of mora
Imma play this video before rolling for Zhongli
Edit: took a couple rolls but I gotem boys🥺
Same here
Me too
Same brudda
Imma play it when I get him.
Dang, I really hope I get him...
@@Seastar14TheWitch same and Razor and Chongyun Constellation
Don't be fooled the Mora falling from the sky is Childe's XD
Childe will be back to collect the *DEBT*
@@hard-boiledeggs625 Yuuup XD
69th like
But all that Mora was created by Zhongli
Yep... It's all mine!
Zhongli got so broke he started dancing to get some Mora.
Super effective
So venti sings and zhongli dances lmao
@@moodymoods9261 The seven should make their own band with the same name LOL 😂😂😂
"Thats when i got the brilliant idea to fake my death. " MetroMan
A beauty, this man is.
Hmmm...
Cocky bastard you better appear on my rolls pls
@@raesk6811 Of course, just for you. But, you better prepare a lot of primogems. 😊💕
@@zhongli8248 yes Christmas is gonna help Christmas whale or so i hope gonna whale for a God ❤️❤️
@@zhongli8248 would 80000+ be enough??
When you (zhongli) don't need to pay for anything :
Zhongli after his retirement
I said that too xD
Zhongli watching as I pull out my wallet in preparation to simp for him:
i lost it when it started raining mora hahahaha awesome
I was drinking milk when that happened, thank god it didn't get out of my nose
@@Haru-rs2su i thought you said "watching yes milk"
When Zhongli finnaly puts an end to his shitloads of contracts.
Spoilers:
This is Zhongli after effectively making the Fatui pay for his own "funeral" even though he is literally the god of Mora.
ops spoiler
Yo spoilers
U do realise the game addresses that as like a turning point in the game so u should probably put spoiler warning
@@rain3517 whoops sorry about that
@@viviantu9103 no it's fine! Just newer players might see this ahaha
Zhongli: Acts rich. Is rich. But won't pay.
Player: But people pay for him anyways
When you trick everyone into thinking you're dead and have a banger funeral.
...the only man who can step on my face.
Update: Yoe, my husband came home after 150 rolls, together with Diluc, 2 Chongyun and 2 Xinyan. He loves me damnit
Zhongli is my dad. He never mentioned you...
@@Seastar14TheWitch omg son, is that you?!
@@zhongliismyhusband2684 My dad might be cheating on you... (I'm a girl btw)
@@Seastar14TheWitch
He's cheating with thousands of fans
@@Es-mv2mk lmao
I love how he's able to keep a straight face for 2 minutes while mocking us
Good luck pulling Zhongli/Tartaglia y'all
Edit: thanks for the likes, and i didnt manage to get big dong zhong home
I don't need luck, I got that guaranteed pity for zaddy Zhongli 👀
Omg "zaddy" 😂👌
Let's be real though we're gonna sell our souls for this man
@@mochi8990 saaaame!! 30 pulls and hes mine
@@camillaf4038 be careful with that i was the same amount and i did 4 single rolls because i wanted diona and Childe ruined my pity 😭 now i will have to use my secret weapon... Money for the money god....
childe reset my pity... time to hope for xiao. but i don't wanna hate childe because he's my first five star as a f2p lol
1:01 Love that spin into the sunglasses lol
Zhongli after realizing people still worship Venti as the wind god even though his gnosis is taken away and decended from godhood to a mortal so he fakes his death and retires because he knows people will still worship him and of course make the fatui pay for everything
Ok hands down, this is the best Zhongli specialist dance out there
Happy to find this again after three years, it reminds me of the beginning of Genshin MMDs with creativity and a lot of love put into them.
1:00 Zhongli when Mihoyo announces Vortex Vanquisher's rerun
Me : "I'll never be gay."
Also me : saw this video
Me : "On second thought..."
Gay for husbandos
I’m bi now
Zhongli when his banner comes out and he watches me spend over 100 dollars on his banner.
I was really enjoying doing his tasks and travelling with him .... it was fun being around him he was like a father to me... ill miss him T^T....and he has so much swag too like in this video lol ...
He was like a father to me 😔
May all Zhongli wanters be Zhongli havers
"Hey, do you have any mora?"
Virgin Zhongli: It appears that I forgot to bring mora again...
Chad Morax:
When Zhongli didn't bring wallet and gets free pass from Childe and Traveler
The God of mora... has no mora
Spoilers
When you forget to make your own personal funds before giving up your godhood but it doesn’t matter anyway because you’ll make bank once your banner comes around
Zhongli after trolling all of Liyue and bankrupting Childe:
My roommates are concerned over the floor shaking with me dancing this as my pre-rolling ritual. COME HOME ZHONGLI HERE WE GO
1:17 Mihoyo dancing on players' money spent for update 1.1 version gacha
And honkai impact update
@@a_literal_cat_ LMAOO FR BOTH OF THE GAMES ARE MONEY DRAINSSSSS
Nah mate look at the incoming updates
I watched this religiously every morning for 2 weeks and got Geo Daddy on my 3rd 10-Pull. Sometimes praying to God through memes does indeed work.
it does indeed, i played this before i pulled and got zhongli in the first pull
Lucky bastards
But ye gratz
Can one die from oversimping daddy zhongli??
Good video damn . I died at 0:24
POV: You find out about his rerun but then you realise you already have him so you can watch other people struggle and fail knowing you did not fail.
1:17 *Coins starts falling*
Me: THAT'S MY MONEY!!! *Cries*
Zhongli ท่านไม่เคยพกตังติดตัวเลยท่านเอ้ย ฮ่าๆ ^^
I’m 100% man but.......
Me too hahaha
You're both paimon
@@SOLO.SHAD0W-HAWK that was the first thing that I noticed lmao
I'm not gay but Zhongli is Zhongli.
Am I I gay no a husbando is a husbando das just it
When you realise zhongli’s buff is going to make him more than godly but that he never needed one.
When you retire but don't get any retirement funds after, so you leech of off Aether/Lumine
The money in Zhongli's hand: BABY I'M JUST A HALLUCINATION
Plot twist, Childe was bitter and made Zhongli dance for his money. That's why he makes it rain halfway trough.
I don't know why but i can feel incredibly powerful chad energy coming from this video.
By all the things this man knows, I wouldn't wonder if he also knows how to dance
He’s either extremely good at every dance ever created, or he’s incredibly awkward and just stands around like a stone pillar.
я поклялся перед собой что пойду спать только после того как посмотрю на танцующего чжунли. Спокойной ночи)
I LISTENED TO THIS AND GOT ZHONGLI I AM CRYING
gonna play this when i pull for him
Nah cuz the amount of times Ive watched this in quarantine 😭😭💀
Zhongli is training to avoid your wishes ;)
Fact: graphics from this animation is a lot better than actual game
This is.... Beautiful
@Aether the traveller _ Dude has multiple accounts.
When you forgot that you don't have mora to pay,
Spoiler alert:
but you remembered you're god of mora.
Him basically every time before he came across a seller until he gave up his possession as archon
I feel like I can actually hear how his back cracks when he dances
hes just so old-
still a daddy tho :>
BEAUTIFUL
Everyone in Liyue: Ohno Rex Lapis is Dead!
Meanwhile Zhongli:
Bro, the turn around glasses was soooooo clean.
When you ended all the contracts
Zhongli’s hair went ⬅️↙️↩️↘️⤴️↪️⬇️➡️🔄🔀🔁🔃
I'll come here everyday until zhongli banner, hoping that i get him.
When Mihoyo finally decided to buff Zhongli and the Geo Element
AHHHHH THE WINK
Yooo, a Zhongli cosplayer danced this in Color Fiesta (an artist convention in Vietnam) ss10!!!!! 😮😮😮🎉
Literally every Zhongli owner when 1.3 dropped
0:25 that wink took the order of every girl’s heart
Zhongli after realising he can sell his suit and get 1 million mora
Zhongli seen in his last moments making Mora for the economy before he said "figure it out ya self"
Hello, I came here from 2 weeks later to tell you that ZhongLi is OP. He has a consistent attack damage over time both on auto attacks and skill. And his Burst is very powerful, equal on all elements due to how Geo works, contrast to Childe's popular crit vapor.
とりあえず日本でガチャ来たらこれ流しながら回させていただきますね
ぼくもww
@@SAIMONch お互いの健闘を祈ります！
Zhongli after getting millions of protogems from his banner
I finished the second story and did 1 summon and got him while hearing this. Thank you mihoyo and thank you MMD AG TH for the video.
Man I could watch this all day -drools-
1:00
Holy shit that was smooth 👌
When you get another person to pay for your demands
....why is this so well made i can imagine zhongli actually dancing to this i-
I appreciate geo daddy dancing to some paper mora like he's dead. Perfectly fitting.
When Mihoyo gives you a buff
Don't mind me i'm just here to admire his beauty 😳
that 1.01, the glasses came out of nowhere XD
Everywhere I look, I see this dance
I can't escape it
The smoothness when he put on his shades immediately got me to subscribe.
currently watching this at 3.0 patch becuz zhongli dodged all my wishes in his past reruns ಥ‿ಥ
we need the barber that did the hairs of all genshin characters
THANK YOU SO MUCH I PULLED ZHONGLI
Update 1.5 banner zhongli come back be like :
จงลี่หล่อมากแม่!!!!!! //เป็นลม
(เป็นบ้าไปแล้วค่า)
ZHONGLI WILL COME HOME ZHONGLI WILL COME HOME I WILL WIN 50/50 TOMORROW PLEASE COME HOME IN EARLY PITY TOO 🛐🛐🛐
I’ve been listening to this nonstop for a few days. It was hard sleeping.
Zhongli when you save primo gems for his banner instead of Childe’s
This video just helped me summon zhongli
OMG thank you so much
Zhongli after taking every single goddamn primogem I have when his banner drops
he's beautiful