You know that thing that over time you remember events differently? Ya I think David does that. He probably threw a chair and he was amazed at his elementary skoo strength and over the years he started remembering desk
qen kafe reminds me of that jk coverage on that webcam lady who accused a couple of having sex in the restaurant. he one-upped himself and started believing it.
Someone gif Joe's reaction at 8:23. I need it in my life. "Why didn't you do the dishes?" *insert gif* "where is your homework?" *insert gif* "you're a disappointment" *insert gif*
WeeItsNookies WeeItsNookies everyone else barely shares stories and even when they do they sound 100 times more believable. You gonna tell me u think David threw a desk FULL OF BOOKS at a kid let alone pick one up in the 5TH GRADE
A divorce is a legal dissolvement of your marriage given to you by a court. So legally you're not considered married anymore, but for Christians you're still are and that means that you're living an adulterous life. An annulment is given to you by the Catholic Church (not sure how other denominations work). Catholics get an annulment because the church doesn't allow divorcee to partake in church activities and they aren't allowed to take communion either. Which is one of the most important things for Catholics. Also it's not easy to get an annulment, divorce is not accepted so of course the priest will try to convince you that the conflict can be worked on. Most of the time there has to be adultery or abuse involved for the church to agree that the marriage is unhealthy. Catholics get both divorce and their marriage annulled, otherwise there will be legal and/or religious problems.
Nicholas Sok his story did have something to do with it actually, they were talking about how the girl threw the bench at them with one hand and then his told his story about throwing some crazy shit at somebody
Everyone calling David out for "lying". This fucker was an angry kid so I wouldn't be surprise if both the Chair and table story happened. We all forget what we say sometimes.
Julia: If you are under the age of 18 and you get married you have 4 years to get an annulment Tiffany: So if you are 15 you can wait until you are 22 to get an annulment? 15-22, totally 4 years
9:35 When Joe said "It can be your third marriage" i thought of Ross from Friends, when he got married three times. AND at 10:49 when Geo talks about Joe, it reminds me of Joey from Friends too, when he always image things in his head. HAhaha
For the Catholic Church, an annulment is the only accepted break from marriage because the when you say your wedding vows in church it's seen as also a vow to God that you'll stay together til death. An annulment is the church granting a break from vows for certain reason. The church technically doesn't accept divorces which is seen as just a break of marriage license
LOL why is 9:40 the funniest shit ever...i just replay it over and over again, and it gets funnier each time! how the fck does joe do this, joe's randomness to comedy is like the speed force to the flash's speed
MsLoveablelizzie no she ain't opa means grand pa in Japanese I think but it also means yay in Greek people yell it at Greek weddings as they throw plates on the ground
i dont know what it means but i def hear my greek friends say it... @shanou not just greek weddings most greek celebrations have plate smashing.. i remember my mate getting way to drunk and getting carried away at his 21st and smashing all the plates his relatives were eating off LOL
what they were talking about married there is this day that people use to do called Lughnasadh. Basically, it was just for celebrating the harvest seasons and something called the "three-face know as Lugh". However, you can get married on this day, and when a year and one day comes you can divorce if you want with no consequences or judges and things like that. So if for some reason things don't work out like, if you booth realize it was too early for this or it just did not work out as you and your partner thought it would or whatever then you guys can call it off when the one year and one day later comes. how it does happen the marriage part is that the two lovers meet at a certain wooden door one on each side and put your hand through a hole and say your vows and then you guys are married. This was also called a "Trial Marriage" as well
An annulment in the catholic church is used to divorce. You have to have a very good reason that the church would be able to understand.Since marriage is a sacrament it can't be broken. Even if you were to be legally divorced, the church would still consider you married. An annulment allows you to be divorced in the church and be able to remarry in the catholic church. If you remarry without one it can't be in the catholic church, and the church considers it adultery because it still recognizes you as married to the first person. I think this guy was using the excuse he gave to get an annulment from the church. It's easier to get one in the LA archdiocese now because they give that authority to the local parish level rather than it having to go all the way up the rankings.
*St Nicholas is a saint bishop that gives presents to unfortunate and poor kids *The church commemorates the birth of the Lord on Dec 25, it doesnt literraly mean that is the exact birthday , that is why its called "solemnity"
I don't know what is wrong with you people having problems about David sharing a story here and there. So what if he shares a story every episode about his life....so what if Tiff remember the time he threw the chair...so what if he threw the table full of books in it. So what if David has a story to tell about every related thing that goes along with every episode....if he want and like to share his stories then let it be...and if you don't fucken like it then fucken leave and don't watch JK....if you can't stand it then fucken turn off your phone or watch something else.
Whether David's stories are fake or not. Hes a comedian, he chooses to entertain us. Just take it or fk off man lol. Just enjoy it, stop calling him out mAN HE DOIN IT FOR YALLLS. 😩
It's estimated Jesus was born in the spring or summer. They moved celebrating Christmas to December to fall with the Pagan religions end of year solstice. Not to mention they used a different calendar back then.
"you still fukkked daaatt POUSEEEYYYY"
-Joe
I am crying laughing! LOL
killainstinct87 what episode is that from, I’m trying to find it again
🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:05 The impossible improbable just happened. Tiff called out David on his vivid imagination.
LOL
qen kafe tiff did it before directly. it was around last year, i forgot which episode but she said "stop lying david" lol
Vinny L. Wasn't that Geo? Or both?
You know that thing that over time you remember events differently? Ya I think David does that. He probably threw a chair and he was amazed at his elementary skoo strength and over the years he started remembering desk
qen kafe reminds me of that jk coverage on that webcam lady who accused a couple of having sex in the restaurant. he one-upped himself and started believing it.
Maybe some of those experiences were incepted.
3:04 LMFAO😂😂 tiff exposed him😂😂
goldenkidbibi bart did too lmao
David always exposes her..
Fake ass stories
goldenkidbibi expose him ass
brokeskull616 **she always exposes david*
Someone gif Joe's reaction at 8:23. I need it in my life.
"Why didn't you do the dishes?" *insert gif* "where is your homework?" *insert gif* "you're a disappointment" *insert gif*
David always finds a chance to talk about himself every episode
The way joe said that at 9:39 had me cracking up 😂😂😂
Daaaaaaavid and his stories 🙄👌😭😂. How did he manage to make it about him ?
He does that shit every episode
WeeItsNookies WeeItsNookies everyone else barely shares stories and even when they do they sound 100 times more believable. You gonna tell me u think David threw a desk FULL OF BOOKS at a kid let alone pick one up in the 5TH GRADE
Their kids name should start with J so the initials could be J.K
YoBoy Marigy Unless they give him a middle name
naww... Middle names aren't that common. I don't think they would... Adding a middle name would be long as fuck
Kaitlyn Lawson I don't have a middle name.
Kaitlyn Lawson hopefully they don't give their baby a middle name
YoBoy Marigy omg it should
A divorce is a legal dissolvement of your marriage given to you by a court. So legally you're not considered married anymore, but for Christians you're still are and that means that you're living an adulterous life. An annulment is given to you by the Catholic Church (not sure how other denominations work). Catholics get an annulment because the church doesn't allow divorcee to partake in church activities and they aren't allowed to take communion either. Which is one of the most important things for Catholics. Also it's not easy to get an annulment, divorce is not accepted so of course the priest will try to convince you that the conflict can be worked on. Most of the time there has to be adultery or abuse involved for the church to agree that the marriage is unhealthy. Catholics get both divorce and their marriage annulled, otherwise there will be legal and/or religious problems.
Jk should make a t-shirt with David's face and the caption below should be "and i socked him in his fucking face". lol. 😂😂
David why you lie?
Yeah, comedians always exaggerate the fk out of their stories.
David is a comedian? Lol
these guys crack me up. they know so little about common things sometimes, it blows my mind. i still love them, but geez.
David your story didn't have anything to do with the news
Nicholas Sok You must be new here.
Nicholas Sok his story did have something to do with it actually, they were talking about how the girl threw the bench at them with one hand and then his told his story about throwing some crazy shit at somebody
1:55 NOBODY IS GOING TO SAY ANYTHING!?
Omg everyone's jokes were on point her lmao
Everyone calling David out for "lying". This fucker was an angry kid so I wouldn't be surprise if both the Chair and table story happened. We all forget what we say sometimes.
0:32 daaammnnnnn David has aegyo
LMAO. Joe's one liners never cease to make me laugh out loud, literally.
THEY LOW KEY ROASTED JULIA at 4:53 lmao😂😂😂😂
The special effects on this video are awesome! they keep getting better.
Bart's face @5:54 LMAO dead! hahaha
"Exercise her" 😂
I FUCKING LOVE JOE, MADE MY STOMACH HURT FROM LAUGHING. THANK YOU DUDE! YOU'RE THE REASON I WATCH THIS SHOW EVERYDAY
Y'all have too much fun lol y'all are killing me 😂😂😂
Julia:
If you are under the age of 18 and you get married you have 4 years to get an annulment
Tiffany:
So if you are 15 you can wait until you are 22 to get an annulment?
15-22, totally 4 years
9:35 When Joe said "It can be your third marriage" i thought of Ross from Friends, when he got married three times. AND at 10:49 when Geo talks about Joe, it reminds me of Joey from Friends too, when he always image things in his head. HAhaha
Hahaha...the shade Geo just threw at Bart was hilarious!!! Oh you been dealing with what for 8 years now?? Lol!
Tiff: In the center, they have the Vatican city right there with the pope
Me: *but the Vatican city is it's own country*
Bart looks like a student ready to learn at 1:28
I can't blame him if he believes his wife is the grudge. He's going to have to shower with his eyes opened from now on.
Risk getting that serpent bj from Scary Movie.
hey man, a bj is a bj as joe would put it.
not even 45 seconds and there's already 1 dislike
now there's 9. and 171 likes
302 likes and 16 dislikes
It's a given. I know a few people in the comments that dedicated their entire no-life on disliking and supporting the channel. LOL. Jokes on them.
YOU IF YOURE REPLYING TO HIM
Thats the first time ive seen motherfuck used in a sentence
lol Bart and Geo are becoming so alike now that beginning was hilarious
Italian people actually don't care much about the church 😪 i know i live here in rome
they were witnesses for a decade, but never once thought of using their cell phones to record it?
Joe had me weak as fuck at 10:18 lmao
David low-key looks like Amahl Farouk 🤣🤣
trying so hard not to laugh out loud while watching this in the library
6:02 tiff roasting David cx "today you're a grenade
10:40 Dayummm! I never seen Geo Laugh So Hard In Her Life!
David is someone who slap someone in a fight and then tell the story like he punched someone with Mike Tyson like power.
One of the funniest episodes in a while 😂
geo literally knows what bart is thinking be4 he think it! :D DAMN! #GOALS!
When they said 'opah' I immediately sang in my head 'opah gangnam style'.
omg i laughed so much in this video, fuckin bart and joe! xD
How have I not watched this video?? I haven't laughed so hard in a long time 😂😂😂
Da whole time they were talking about annulment I was thinking about Ross and Rachel, especially when Joe mentioned the example of a third divorce :D
Who else thought that the chair was Geo's stomach😂 4:52 and then looked at Tiff's hair and the dare😂
David doesn't lie, He just recalls things that never happened
david: I threw a chair at kid at one point
Me: (gasps) Shizuo!! You're not the only one.
For the Catholic Church, an annulment is the only accepted break from marriage because the when you say your wedding vows in church it's seen as also a vow to God that you'll stay together til death. An annulment is the church granting a break from vows for certain reason. The church technically doesn't accept divorces which is seen as just a break of marriage license
A new segment that you all should do. " what is going through Joe's mind". Just him in a dark room with you all asking him random questions.
5:42
✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 Geo's response
10:35 Bart's laugh lmao
Their camera quality is superb.👌🏾
Skidrow Joe needs to happen. WOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW my abs hurt.
LOL why is 9:40 the funniest shit ever...i just replay it over and over again, and it gets funnier each time! how the fck does joe do this, joe's randomness to comedy is like the speed force to the flash's speed
"She must've been angry that day." hahaha
Everyone else: talking about the Pope
Joe: but what about santa claus?
The saying "you ain't gotta lie to kick it" exists cuz of dudes like David 😂
santa clause = sinterklaas = sint nicolaas = saint nicholas
gratz you solved the mystery
"AND WERE THE WITNESSES ON LSD???" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:40 😂😂😂😂
Isn't opa like yay! in Greek?
MsLoveablelizzie no she ain't opa means grand pa in Japanese I think but it also means yay in Greek people yell it at Greek weddings as they throw plates on the ground
Shanou Dufour I thought she was referring it to yay!
ROXXYBlade SC I think that's what she means but no one else in the group got it and thought she was referring to a Japanese word or something
i dont know what it means but i def hear my greek friends say it... @shanou not just greek weddings most greek celebrations have plate smashing.. i remember my mate getting way to drunk and getting carried away at his 21st and smashing all the plates his relatives were eating off LOL
Oppa is also korean
Because bitched be crazy 😂 Bart cracks me up
Heyyyy! New editor! Congrats on the growing employee list, JK.
what they were talking about married there is this day that people use to do called Lughnasadh. Basically, it was just for celebrating the harvest seasons and something called the "three-face know as Lugh". However, you can get married on this day, and when a year and one day comes you can divorce if you want with no consequences or judges and things like that. So if for some reason things don't work out like, if you booth realize it was too early for this or it just did not work out as you and your partner thought it would or whatever then you guys can call it off when the one year and one day later comes. how it does happen the marriage part is that the two lovers meet at a certain wooden door one on each side and put your hand through a hole and say your vows and then you guys are married. This was also called a "Trial Marriage" as well
I've never been this early before!! LOVE YOU GUYS!!
He made you a human platypus -Geo !!!! 😭😭💀💀
An annulment in the catholic church is used to divorce. You have to have a very good reason that the church would be able to understand.Since marriage is a sacrament it can't be broken. Even if you were to be legally divorced, the church would still consider you married. An annulment allows you to be divorced in the church and be able to remarry in the catholic church. If you remarry without one it can't be in the catholic church, and the church considers it adultery because it still recognizes you as married to the first person. I think this guy was using the excuse he gave to get an annulment from the church. It's easier to get one in the LA archdiocese now because they give that authority to the local parish level rather than it having to go all the way up the rankings.
Oh shit David, you choke slammed a teacher with one hand and then threw his desk out of the window with the other?
Amazing.
"oppaAaaA hajima" lmaooooo
who doesnt love skidrow Joe 😂
*St Nicholas is a saint bishop that gives presents to unfortunate and poor kids
*The church commemorates the birth of the Lord on Dec 25, it doesnt literraly mean that is the exact birthday , that is why its called "solemnity"
David took the show for this one
A divorce you can get for any reason. For an annulment(in the Catholic church)there has to be a major lack of something in the marriage.
possessed = emotional women on pms
We need to bring back Fucked Up Parenting News.
Joe has stick man animations in his mind!
I knew this wasn't edited by a regular jk news editor cos of the different font used
A.D doesn't mean after death. it means Anno domini and it means in the year of the lord.
Joe in this episode proved why the fuck he is hilarious!
2:15 so it's B.C. and A.C.? lmao
50,5000 Italians go to see exorcist each year
Love you guys ahaha
Don't 100% quote me on this but opa "pronounced as oppa" is the word for whoops in Greek 😂
Skidrow Joe! x)
Joe is my spirit animal bruh
I don't know what is wrong with you people having problems about David sharing a story here and there. So what if he shares a story every episode about his life....so what if Tiff remember the time he threw the chair...so what if he threw the table full of books in it. So what if David has a story to tell about every related thing that goes along with every episode....if he want and like to share his stories then let it be...and if you don't fucken like it then fucken leave and don't watch JK....if you can't stand it then fucken turn off your phone or watch something else.
I'm not perfect the replies are hilarious, but that's what I love about all of them, lies or not :p
You guys should make a JKMudduhHistory channel
The popes aren't all related Bart lol
More importantly, what's "Mudda Duck Duck Goose"?
I thought "Oppa" was a Greek saying...
3:34 Everytime Joe have that face the speaker is usually lying lmfao.
Whether David's stories are fake or not. Hes a comedian, he chooses to entertain us. Just take it or fk off man lol. Just enjoy it, stop calling him out mAN HE DOIN IT FOR YALLLS. 😩
It's estimated Jesus was born in the spring or summer. They moved celebrating Christmas to December to fall with the Pagan religions end of year solstice. Not to mention they used a different calendar back then.
Yeah. Wasn't March the start of the year originally?
Damn Santa and Satan got the same letters. It all makes sense now....
She'll possess those alimony payments.
We should have parenting and marriage school. Or maybe just a "how not to be a shit person" school.
“oppa hajima” 😂 can we call joe a koreaboo?
16 years olds in the south can be forced to get married by their parents if they get pregnant it happens pretty often I think