GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear jqs
Flashing lights causes seizures to happen in some people. That's why "extra light is not her friend." And it's not very funny cuz eplipsey is hard disorder to control, having to be put on so many different types of medications that don't work, the doctor treating patients as their guinea pigs.
@@erikastone9183 you completely misunderstood the joke. She is a 3/10 which means she is ugly and the extra light not being her friend means he doesn't want to see her face. Just wow
@lemons38 He's never smart. Dude didn't even know what a toothpick is, and constantly does dumb things that end in a hospital trip. He's the dumbest character ever next to Homer, he's only smart when it's a joke or plot 😂
@@MizantropMan I want to go back to 2012 back before everything was woke and the highlight of my day was playing Minecraft, Back when everything was simple and everything wasn't woke and politicized.
@@FrederickTheAnon14W You’re only saying that because you were a kid that didn’t know what was going on in the world. 2012 had it’s own political events
@@the_witty_king I think its because she is a lesbian and does stand up comedy and that's a way to make the decorations more inclusive, that is just my theory who knows though the woke mob are hard to understand with all there bs
What’s funny is we know the creators are left-wing and most likely what trying to mock normal people who are not woke but they failed and people are laughing at the other side they didn’t think they were making fun of. 😅
@@DgardsGaming I think it’s a joke about both sides. Like it’s a funny reflection of how complicated things have gotten to define in our culture, but it’s also a joke about how some people are so oblivious to the fact that they’ve been living the high life and have been visible for years and it’s okay for long invisible groups to have the spotlight.
"roasting woke culture" He immediately followed it with "I don't like what the world is. I'm white! When is it gonna be our turn?!?" Conservatives are the butt of the joke here.
@@jerobriggs6861 "them" can refer to either to multiple people, OR a person of indeterminate gender. Merriam-Webster's dictionary, definition 3C and 3D of "they". PLEASE check all your facts before making these kinds of factual arguments.
@@jerobriggs6861 problem there is they want to be called that as well in someway so that is just feeding into their stupidity, what I would do is ask for their name and call them by their name
FYI, them is plural. It only became a word for gender a little under 10 years ago by people who got easily offended by being called either her or him. Apparently, these people didn't know that "them" was suppose to be plural.
I'm Latino and I don't like what the world is right now. I'm hoping just like the Hippie era this whole gender ideology stuff just fades away like most fads.
@@skailerderkonigderdiebe5499 "We dont know for sure, but he probably looked like someone from the middle east" -99% of Google results for what race was jesus
I would have loved that though. Who was baby jesus? Was it a baby Clark Kent in the rocket pod he arrived in? Was Martian Manhunter one of the wisemen?
Lol gotta come back and watch this every year for Christmas. So accurate. And I hate putting those stupid wire reindeer up every year after Christmas 😂
"because god forbid we call a boy a boy"he's so right dont get me wrong here everyone should be the gender they want to be and they never should've get offended for this but i think this train starts to overdrive slowly nowadays every word that comes out of your mouth will get labeled as offense when the people want so
@@tigorelloensil3676 No, the point of the joke is how extremely weird and sensitive the world has become and how it’s most likely only going to get worse
@@tigorelloensil3676 No the joke is that Seth Macfarlane refuses adapt to growing societal norms that always change with time, instead choosing to act like the rest of the world is wrong for using preferred pronouns.
The thing is society has a rather strict idea about what a boy or girl "should be." Anytime a boy tries to be sensitive, they're mocked viciously by others. Anytime a girl tries to do something "out of the ordinary" like play football, there's a court case. It's like Fate WANTS to keep women in the kitchen and men in the role of vicious, blood-hungry brutes. It's because of these circumstances that sometimes, people choose not to associate with either side
@@foxiflakes8245 its a meme at this point, but facts don't care about your feelings. If you're born a male, you're a male. If you're born a female, you're a female. Can't change your biology no matter how many surgeries and injections you get
@@valiensr1037 you force us to learn to call you a bunch of diffrent shit. listen. i can be fired just for assuming someone with man hands and a mans body and a mans voice is a man when he thinks hes a woman. almost was .
@@doomsday2703 Keep in mind our modern idea of what jews look like comes after 2000 years of mixing with white Europeans. Arabs, fellow Semites with a more self contained gene pool are a better match. Genetically speaking it's very difficult to pin down what the tribe of Levi looked like 2000 years ago.
@@doomsday2703 Ah. I should have figured, but I see a lot of people go "Well he's a jew, and all the jews I've ever seen were white!" So I couldn't be sure.
@@brotherhoodz97 you're right, I didn't understand, I'm genuinely confused as to what the intention behind this comment is and would very much like to know
@@masonbruner1239 we had a chance to maintain our turn, but we instead gave half of europe to the red cringe meisters and thus we lost our time in the spotlight. it was a statement of fact.
0:39 there is an animation error here. the Christmas decorations are only shown to be put up after the scene change even though they are shown to be put up where you can see the house.
i cannot tell if the nativity joke was making fun of conservatives or "le woke agenda" that's a consequence of seth not being in the writer's room since like 2008.
Wait! I thought Jesus was “Chinese”? According to Stewie who has met him, the “H” in “Jesus H. Christ” stands for “Hong”, he has no idea where “Christ” came from. 😉
I wish life was easy enough to just throw things and it magically sets itself up perfect. Dirty plates? Just toss em and then land in the dishwasher and then it turns itself on
I liked how Peter completely forgot about Lois.
🤣
And he's the Family Guy.
GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear jqs
@@AxxLAfriku 🤦🏻♂️
@@AxxLAfriku no one asked nor cares, bot.
He forgot about his wife the mother of his kids
"that woman who normally does everything" killed me
Sounds like my kids haha 😆 and my family, i do everything for them also haha 😆
"Extra light is not her friend" LOL
Flashing lights causes seizures to happen in some people. That's why "extra light is not her friend." And it's not very funny cuz eplipsey is hard disorder to control, having to be put on so many different types of medications that don't work, the doctor treating patients as their guinea pigs.
@@erikastone9183 you completely misunderstood the joke. She is a 3/10 which means she is ugly and the extra light not being her friend means he doesn't want to see her face. Just wow
@@erikastone9183 they did "Quagmire has s*x with an epileptic" before. when he, Joe and Peter were communicating via " "Morse Code" "
Close the drapes, Quagmire..😋😋
@@erikastone9183 I bet you're a riot at parties.
I'm impressed Peter decorated so well by simply throwing all that stuff in a fit. Without looking nonetheless.
One could say he… threw a fit
It's a cartoon. Peter could shoot lightning out of his hands if they wanted.
@@ScootyPuffSr7 he the correct pronunciation would be he
@@frst3145 "They" referring to the writers and producers. Not Peter.
Its a Christmas miracle bro
Peter may be dumb, but he's one helluva Christmas Decorator
And he's not even decorating on purpose
Makes you wonder why he doesn't help design them full time!
Lies again? MUC MUD
@lemons38 He's never smart. Dude didn't even know what a toothpick is, and constantly does dumb things that end in a hospital trip. He's the dumbest character ever next to Homer, he's only smart when it's a joke or plot 😂
"I don't like what the world is!" Same peter, Same..
And who does. Especially since 2020 refuses to end.
I want to go back to 2012. At least Star Wars didn't suck back then.
@@MizantropMan I want to go back to 2012 back before everything was woke and the highlight of my day was playing Minecraft, Back when everything was simple and everything wasn't woke and politicized.
you and me both.
Who says you have to adhere to what the world is?
@@FrederickTheAnon14W You’re only saying that because you were a kid that didn’t know what was going on in the world. 2012 had it’s own political events
73: Uh, wow. He throws it behind his back giving a great decoration to the house. That’s new and I like it
“I don’t like what the world is.”
The most relatable thing Peter has ever said
It's like "dude, just put up different christmas decorations" XD
"Tig Notaro for some reason " had me rolling 😂
I don’t get it
@@the_witty_king me either.
@@the_witty_king I think its because she is a lesbian and does stand up comedy and that's a way to make the decorations more inclusive, that is just my theory who knows though the woke mob are hard to understand with all there bs
And, of course - The little drummer Them, because GOD FORBID we call a boy a boy.
There weren’t any they/thems back in those times. There weren’t any scooters either.
the red head with the voice....
pretty accurate if you ask me....
Peter put up those directions very well. Especially backwards. Wish it was that easy.
Man he must good at getting anywhere if he’s good with directions especially backwards.
The second Peter didn't turn around I knew everything was going to be set up perfectly.
The show had really gotten predictable.
I can't lie peter roasting woke culture was hilarious and then forgetting about lois
What’s funny is we know the creators are left-wing and most likely what trying to mock normal people who are not woke but they failed and people are laughing at the other side they didn’t think they were making fun of. 😅
@@DgardsGaming I think it’s a joke about both sides. Like it’s a funny reflection of how complicated things have gotten to define in our culture, but it’s also a joke about how some people are so oblivious to the fact that they’ve been living the high life and have been visible for years and it’s okay for long invisible groups to have the spotlight.
"roasting woke culture"
He immediately followed it with "I don't like what the world is. I'm white! When is it gonna be our turn?!?"
Conservatives are the butt of the joke here.
@@thatfishguy4991 nah pretty sure the creators confirmed they were trying to make fun of people against woke culture
Define “woke culture”. People say they a lot but never define what it actually is
Damm, Peter got it right for once.
And who else but Quagmire… 😏
No no no. Not with a 3.
I love how sometimes he's next door and sometimes he's across the street. It's kinda odd
😴
@@InfernosReaper Cleveland lives across the street Quagmires house is light blue and is to the right of the griffins house
@@neo1600I thought he lived next to Cleveland, so Joe is on the left, Quag is on the right?
“The 3 genderless wise people on their bird scooters and Tig Notaro for some reason”
@tylerunderwood8317 "dad, what are you s-"
@@rosevaniacarvalho1125I DON’T LIKE WHAT THE WORLD IS! ! !
0:26 I feel Peter's pain
It’s been our turn for hundreds of years, and we screwed up too much.
Blacks screwed up way worse every chance they got.
@@symbolguy3609 still was a better world than whatever the hell the 2020s have become.
Very accurate Nativity Scene
About as accurate as the plandemic response by Fauci. 0%.
At least Peter is aware of how much it sucks based on what he said afterwards
Colour not bronze.
I’ll say
Yawn,
Lmfao this is painfully accurate
"The little drummer them" lmfao
That is possibly the best thing I have ever seen. Spot on Family Guy.
“Because god forbid we call a boy a boy”
I feel that peter, I feel that
I just call "them" "it". I either call you by your gender, or I call you it. I find the word them not only plural, but find bad grammar offensive.
@@jerobriggs6861 "them" can refer to either to multiple people, OR a person of indeterminate gender. Merriam-Webster's dictionary, definition 3C and 3D of "they". PLEASE check all your facts before making these kinds of factual arguments.
@@jerobriggs6861 problem there is they want to be called that as well in someway so that is just feeding into their stupidity, what I would do is ask for their name and call them by their name
Them is plural only! Stop offending me!
FYI, them is plural. It only became a word for gender a little under 10 years ago by people who got easily offended by being called either her or him. Apparently, these people didn't know that "them" was suppose to be plural.
Love how family guy will literally will never get cancelled.
They roast everything so it’s fair
Except for the time it did.
or South Park
When was that? @@Motownsports89
They did like twice I think.
This is comedy perfection.
I’m with Peter on that one😫😆
I'm Latino and I don't like what the world is right now. I'm hoping just like the Hippie era this whole gender ideology stuff just fades away like most fads.
That's not ethnically accurate, Jesus was light caramel, Mediterranean middle eastern, not coal black kunta kente from Roots.
If only decorating was that easy
Wow Peter did amazing job of putting up the Christmas decorations outside the house on top of the roof without him realise it.
Nice done to put the christmas Decorations. Merry christmas Family Guy.
Jesus wasn't Black. He wasn't White, but that doesn't make him Black.
Bethlehem is located in South Africa dude
A quick Google search probes you wrong
@@skailerderkonigderdiebe5499 "We dont know for sure, but he probably looked like someone from the middle east" -99% of Google results for what race was jesus
@@SSName it’s in Jerusalem
Let's just say he had a really good tan..
Im with peter MY GENERATION DESTROYED THIS COUNTRY!
Man China is winning the 2nd Cold War by a landslide
@@benivinson3693 agreed
@@TCB405 Arty, relax.
@@annafowdy really i am the last person anyone should be saying "relax" to oddly enough i cant idk why but oh well
Boomer moment
" Who else , but Quagmire!"
I don't know what the world is!
I'm white!
When's it going to be our turn?
This is so fucking true about this generation
Mateo, relax.
Woke=Broke
How does this show that? He clearly paid money for these decorations.
aging like a fine wine.
All of it, or just everything before 0:27?
@@jamesdalebozemanYes
I too don't like how the world is, good thing for natural selection right?
how is that good for natural selection?
@@foxiflakes8245 Western countries furiously digging their own graves.
@@vpn2830 that does nothing to answer my question
The red head with the voice 😄😄
he wouldnt be black either he would be an arab
That was the joke
They're trying to now claim British people were really black, are you shocked that a Hollywood production is doing this.
he was not arab. Arabs didn't come to Land of Israel until 800s
@@jcbw9975middle eastern or mediterranean is more accurate
i am on peter's side. what the hell happened to the world?
it became illegal to discriminant people like this, same reason the amount of left handed people went up back then
There are only men and women. Boys and girls. Just in case anyone needed clarification for the 300th time.
Except black isn't actually "ethnically accurate" Jesus. He was middle-eastern.
Man, Peter would've hated the Justice League nativity scene my LGS put up one year.
Idol worship
LGS?
@@gyroscope915 local Game Store,bi think
I would have loved that though. Who was baby jesus? Was it a baby Clark Kent in the rocket pod he arrived in? Was Martian Manhunter one of the wisemen?
@@gyroscope915 local gun store
Lol gotta come back and watch this every year for Christmas. So accurate. And I hate putting those stupid wire reindeer up every year after Christmas 😂
"because god forbid we call a boy a boy"he's so right dont get me wrong here everyone should be the gender they want to be and they never should've get offended for this but i think this train starts to overdrive slowly nowadays every word that comes out of your mouth will get labeled as offense when the people want so
The point of this joke is that Peter is an idiot who can’t accept people who are different to him
@@tigorelloensil3676 No, the point of the joke is how extremely weird and sensitive the world has become and how it’s most likely only going to get worse
@@tigorelloensil3676 you are the joke
@@tigorelloensil3676 No the joke is that Seth Macfarlane refuses adapt to growing societal norms that always change with time, instead choosing to act like the rest of the world is wrong for using preferred pronouns.
@@AutumnWoodham he didnt write the episode
“Because God forbid we call a boy a boy” yep pretty much the world these days
The thing is society has a rather strict idea about what a boy or girl "should be."
Anytime a boy tries to be sensitive, they're mocked viciously by others. Anytime a girl tries to do something "out of the ordinary" like play football, there's a court case.
It's like Fate WANTS to keep women in the kitchen and men in the role of vicious, blood-hungry brutes. It's because of these circumstances that sometimes, people choose not to associate with either side
how about don't call someone a boy if they don't identify as one?
@@foxiflakes8245 its a meme at this point, but facts don't care about your feelings. If you're born a male, you're a male. If you're born a female, you're a female. Can't change your biology no matter how many surgeries and injections you get
@@foxiflakes8245 Sorry, don't really care about fantasies of the mentally challenged.
@@Guciom preach
I love Quagmire's serious voice
Yeah, merry Christmas, uh, Peter…
Best answer
I agree with peter
“Cuz god forbid we call a boy a boy” my thoughts exactly
Why not call people what they want to be called? Does it hurt anyone to do that?
Woke and commonsense are enemies.
@@valiensr1037 because its not ok
@@AnimalLover-- Why? Explain why it’s not okay. As a non-binary person, I want you to explain exactly what is not right about me. 👀👂
@@valiensr1037 you force us to learn to call you a bunch of diffrent shit. listen. i can be fired just for assuming someone with man hands and a mans body and a mans voice is a man when he thinks hes a woman. almost was .
I like how peter becomes more of a egg more and more throughout the series XD
0:09
- "Ethnically Accurate Jesus"
- A black baby
Pick one.
I think "Jesus of Nazareth" Would have looked middle eastern.
He would have looked Jewish. He’s a descendant from the tribe of Levi.
@@doomsday2703 Keep in mind our modern idea of what jews look like comes after 2000 years of mixing with white Europeans. Arabs, fellow Semites with a more self contained gene pool are a better match. Genetically speaking it's very difficult to pin down what the tribe of Levi looked like 2000 years ago.
@@charlieputzel7735 I know. You said pretty much what I was thinking.
@@doomsday2703 Ah. I should have figured, but I see a lot of people go "Well he's a jew, and all the jews I've ever seen were white!" So I couldn't be sure.
Peter sets up the lights just like Lois ಠωಠ Angry
Quagmire bedding a "3"? damn, he must be down bad.
Weirdly accurate to father's that do the work on the house
lets go brandon!
“In white. When’s it gonna be our turn?”
You guys had a 400 year head start. What happened?
I don’t like the way the world is either Peter
Seth telling himself to relax
our turn started to decline in 1945
@@aestheticswim3397 we had a chance, and we delivered it to the soviets on a silver platter and condolences.
You've had the floor for 300 years, wtf do you mean
@@masonbruner1239 you didnt read and understand the comment then, which is unsurprising.
@@brotherhoodz97 you're right, I didn't understand, I'm genuinely confused as to what the intention behind this comment is and would very much like to know
@@masonbruner1239 we had a chance to maintain our turn, but we instead gave half of europe to the red cringe meisters and thus we lost our time in the spotlight. it was a statement of fact.
Remember...the fsmiky guy writers wrote this joke to mock people who complain the way petter does
Did not know who Tig Notaro was...this makes the joke much more hilarious😂
0:39 there is an animation error here. the Christmas decorations are only shown to be put up after the scene change even though they are shown to be put up where you can see the house.
Based peter
Peter sure has talent there
Yeah! Thats how i decorate for Christmas.
Lmao@Peter: The red haired woman with the voice.
I'm more curious as to why ethnically accurate Jesus doesn't look Semitic. Did Mary come from Ethiopia?
Ppl say Jesus was black
@@Azmina_the_warlock black supremacists only.
@@TheBarca1889 I guess thats what he was referring to?
@@TheBarca1889 he was literally born in Palestine lmaoo
fictional characters can be whatever color you want
I know how Quagmire feels…
0:42 - 0:49 cartoon moment
That sounds like a you problem Quagmire.
i cannot tell if the nativity joke was making fun of conservatives or "le woke agenda"
that's a consequence of seth not being in the writer's room since like 2008.
The Olympics Ceremony....Fam Guy writers borrowed the Simpsons' crystal ball
Wait! I thought Jesus was “Chinese”? According to Stewie who has met him, the “H” in “Jesus H. Christ” stands for “Hong”, he has no idea where “Christ” came from. 😉
Well, I have always heard him referred to as "Jesus of Nazareth," Which doesn't sound White, black or asian.
2020-2021 summed up
The Little Drummer them, bless them!
I love how they roast the far left 😂😂😂😂😂
Can I have Peter come decorate my house either still stuff up and it lands their magically
We could all use a little Christmas.
Literally, my family was talking about this shit last week
Peter so right 🤣
The politically correct Christmas 🤣🤣
Merry Christmas
Oh my GOD. Its perfect
The Little drummer them 😂😆 so accurate so accurate Peter
It took me a sec to understand what Quagmire was saying but eventually I understood.
13 months ago 😅
Who sets up Christmas lights on christmas eve? Its not even a knock on family guy, who ways till almost the day of?
I wish life was easy enough to just throw things and it magically sets itself up perfect. Dirty plates? Just toss em and then land in the dishwasher and then it turns itself on
Huh, I thought that gag was too old to be used anymore, particularly on adult shows like this one.
Accurate. This is a fallen world.
I dont do Christmas anymore but I saw some of the clip on another channel and had to watch the rest of it.
Heck, even I am overwhelmed by all the gender stuff. Ypu don't see me claiming to be a pokemon even though I would love to.
peters dad powers activate
0:08 almost everything is wrong with those decorations
Huh. Neat!😀
Guys it's a joke relax...seesh
Why should humor have to take sides? Attachment to either identity- left or right- is absurd and deserves to be made fun of. You're not your politics.
I have no idea what peter just said.
Jesus is not black Peter, he is not white either. Jesus is Arab which are lightish brown. XD
He is ethnic jew