and the three top scariest lines in film are... "Here's Johnny" "Would you like to play a game" "ya better swim for the lighthouse laddie, the fog is rollin' in!"
Tommy :"You withdrew money from the business without telling me?" Papa Titus: Did you boys just hear a foghorn? xDD I love how wity this show is like this gives you comebacks you can use everyday of your life :D
"Dream! One Dream! And the nudity: it wasn't gratuitous it was integral to the plot of the dream!" "There was a plot?" "...You were a pirate" Titus: D: Everyone who got to watch: XDXDXDXD
Yeah. Erin was the one who got hooked on drugs, blew her kids' college money on plastic surgery, slept with two guys while still married to Titus, tried to murder Titus, goaded him to kill himself (which he almost did), and accused him of beating her and the kids so she can clean him out in the divorce (fortunately, she didn't get anything, but it took five years to figure that out).
"There was a plot?!"
"You were a pirate."
I'm still laughing my ass off! XD
and the three top scariest lines in film are...
"Here's Johnny"
"Would you like to play a game"
"ya better swim for the lighthouse laddie, the fog is rollin' in!"
"You said you weren't going to tell him!"
"I didn't."
Ken Titus is pure evil.
Tommy :"You withdrew money from the business without telling me?"
Papa Titus: Did you boys just hear a foghorn?
xDD I love how wity this show is like this gives you comebacks you can use everyday of your life :D
Am I alone in thinking Stacy Keach has one of the best evil laughs?
i told you my deepest darkest fear, and you tell it to my other deepest darkest fear? lmao!
0:03 i love that evil look on his face lmao
I fell out of My seat laughing when Tommy said, You Were A Pirate.
because that's just how good ken is
6:11 best evil laugh ever!!!!
you gotta love Papa Titus.
"it was integral to the plot. there was a plot?! you were a pirate."
You better swim for the lighthouse, laddie! The fog is rollin' in.
"Dream! One Dream! And the nudity: it wasn't gratuitous it was integral to the plot of the dream!"
"There was a plot?"
"...You were a pirate"
Titus: D:
Everyone who got to watch: XDXDXDXD
"the nudity wasn't gratuitous! It was integral to the plot of the dream!"
"there was a plot?"
"....you were a pirate"
>XD
That's one hell of a deadly fog.
thumbs up if you ran to your comp and google'd hubris when this ep aired. LOL
Right right, its the Pit and the Pendulum.
He isn't in the grey space in the "The Pit." It's the episode after when Titus is in the hospital that he's in the grey space.
weird how Erin is worried about Titus going crazy, even though it went the other way around.
Yeah. Erin was the one who got hooked on drugs, blew her kids' college money on plastic surgery, slept with two guys while still married to Titus, tried to murder Titus, goaded him to kill himself (which he almost did), and accused him of beating her and the kids so she can clean him out in the divorce (fortunately, she didn't get anything, but it took five years to figure that out).
Hmm, which is a better ken titus episode, this or the pit? (The one where he's in the gray space)
Ken Titus, best dad ever
@KABAZ417
the fender to the car that Chris bought
@KaristaSwiss You just figuring that out now?
@IrkenExile I wouldn't joke around about something like that.
If Ken Titus lived in Gotham City....Batman would be so screwed.
"You had a dream about me where you were naked?"
"I wasn;t naked you were naked!"
"Naked....naked stop, naked stop!"
i fucking love this show!!!
oh come on, who among us has NEVER argued with the coffie maker?
He does that a lot through the show. Its why you don't see too much of him anymore.
no matter how many times i watch, 4:15 to 4:20 is epic
Dave's shirt: "red head"
aaw..why didn't we see clip from tommys dream(s)
you were a pirate!
-There was a plot?
-You were a Pirate.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
So fucking funny! I was laughing so hard, I was crying!
Line up shivs, shanks, razors.
Nah your not alone.
If I yelled "You shut up." to my girlfriend I would be dead.
@blademe
Papa Titus VS Red forman.
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!
how in god's name could they have gotten blindsided so badly by Ken? he just owned them! lol
"Did you boys just hear a foghorn?" xD, smack in the face
wow the father is EEEVIL :O
this is back in 2000 when the US dollar was worth more a the econ. didnt suck
Why they canceled this show-I'll never understand! It's fucking hilarious!
4:16 = Best Part of the Entire Episode XDDDD
Ken Titus+Beer= Mushroom Cloud.
5000g for a 440 69 Charger?
Blame the fog
@themetalman3 mach declared no contest do to enterferance by al bundy
keach is king.
6:11. PURE EVIL!!! lmao
At 3:38 it looks like David Shatraw wanted to laugh at that moment
@Digi250 SAW
Anti Dad Strikes again!!!! >:)
Everyone fears Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris fears Stacy Keach. Therefore Keach is the baddest man on the planet!
Yeah, Batman is no match for.....ANTI-DAD!!!!! LMAO!
I always thought Christopher Titus was a little bit off. Comedy may be his life preserver in an ocean insanity.
It is.