I'm Gonna Put a Grenade in a Porta Potty...

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  • @Nanoytgaming
    @Nanoytgaming 3 роки тому +13059

    Matt are you ok

    • @brotherwulfgar
      @brotherwulfgar 3 роки тому +305

      Kevster- I mean, Matt- would like to speak with you privately...
      Edit: *Don’t stand behind him*

    • @721pjm
      @721pjm 3 роки тому +194

      NANOOOOO

    • @musiclover-8906
      @musiclover-8906 3 роки тому +139

      NANOOOOOOOO BROTHER I MISS YOU

    • @zero-se7ug
      @zero-se7ug 3 роки тому +75

      hi nano

    • @texasghoul91
      @texasghoul91 3 роки тому +17

      lol

  • @Severesaway
    @Severesaway 3 роки тому +753

    Hey Matt ur close to 10 mill remember what u said in a vid about showing us ur whole gun Collection

    • @stc3145
      @stc3145 3 роки тому +13

      I doubt he will actually do it

    • @graystripewt279
      @graystripewt279 3 роки тому +1

      ohhhhh yes

    • @randomdudestudios7637
      @randomdudestudios7637 3 роки тому +35

      By the time he would be done with that he would be at 100 mil

    • @dabraapman5257
      @dabraapman5257 3 роки тому +36

      I think the atf would love to see that video...

    • @shrekdonkey9551
      @shrekdonkey9551 3 роки тому +10

      If he does u might as well video his funeral as well once Mere finds out all that he has

  • @BTBRVReviews
    @BTBRVReviews 3 роки тому +4970

    That intro: You sure there isn't lead paint in the new house?

    • @changes4339
      @changes4339 3 роки тому +15

      😂

    • @DexOfOne
      @DexOfOne 3 роки тому +133

      Hes completely lost his shit.

    • @themanwithallthewrongopini3551
      @themanwithallthewrongopini3551 3 роки тому +85

      His inner dad is coming out with all these dad jokes

    • @victoreem2
      @victoreem2 3 роки тому +82

      Nah, just some bleeding in the brain from when he shot those glass balls and inhaled glass dust...

    • @alecgeorge1630
      @alecgeorge1630 3 роки тому +2

      😭

  • @floridalion9136
    @floridalion9136 3 роки тому +601

    That was without a doubt the best youtube intro I have ever seen.... ever.

    • @HopGrasser
      @HopGrasser 3 роки тому +4

      100th like!

    • @madisaur0
      @madisaur0 3 роки тому +1

      I watched 10 months later and was rolling laughing. "Oh I forgot about the way you are."

    • @maršals_ierednis
      @maršals_ierednis 2 роки тому

      @@madisaur0 BREH SAME

    • @robertp.5224
      @robertp.5224 2 роки тому

      Same best intros and channel

    • @destructorzz7197
      @destructorzz7197 2 роки тому

      I literally skip every intro this guy does. They're dumb and humourless

  • @SwitchFeathers
    @SwitchFeathers 3 роки тому +1596

    Kevin is easily the most frightening character Matt has ever played.

    • @generalilbis
      @generalilbis 3 роки тому +59

      It's hard to believe...but I think Kevin outdoes Creepy Cooter for most batshit character to ever appear in a DR intro ;)

    • @SwitchFeathers
      @SwitchFeathers 3 роки тому +36

      @@generalilbis I'd take Creepy Cooter on a bloomin onion date if it meant never needing to spend another second in the presence of Kevin.

    • @shmitty6905
      @shmitty6905 3 роки тому +9

      Strongly Agree

    • @Indiandog
      @Indiandog 3 роки тому +8

      @@generalilbis it's close, but Kevin the mechanic has only been on once. 🤣

    • @soul6538
      @soul6538 3 роки тому +2

      Agreed

  • @BongMcPuffin
    @BongMcPuffin 3 роки тому +692

    I love that Matt is just slowly losing his mind over time

    • @saintjames9988
      @saintjames9988 3 роки тому +2

      "Liberals"

    • @joegardner7329
      @joegardner7329 3 роки тому +5

      @@crackerjack6454 u started some bs political crap by making a comment about political crap on something completely unrelated to political crap i don't understand why you say Bs political crap about stuff that isn't Bs political crap

    • @crackerjack6454
      @crackerjack6454 3 роки тому +6

      @@joegardner7329 cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it...

    • @joegardner7329
      @joegardner7329 3 роки тому +1

      @@crackerjack6454 im going to report you

    • @crackerjack6454
      @crackerjack6454 3 роки тому +3

      @@joegardner7329 hahah 👍😂

  • @thebass1904
    @thebass1904 3 роки тому +905

    everyone thats long enough around knows:
    that wasnt the weirdest intro....

    • @noone42069
      @noone42069 3 роки тому +35

      Never hear from Cooter too often...

    • @sahirdiesh6386
      @sahirdiesh6386 3 роки тому +6

      @@noone42069 what happened to cooter?

    • @ConnerR
      @ConnerR 3 роки тому +14

      The one where he walks through the woods and steps into the pond?

    • @spenceman1013
      @spenceman1013 3 роки тому +29

      @@sahirdiesh6386 Cooter was voiced by Matt's friend Jake who died in an accident, so he isn't around any more.

    • @Mr.Unclean534
      @Mr.Unclean534 3 роки тому +1

      @@sahirdiesh6386 the FBI happened to cooter

  • @IcharusLanding
    @IcharusLanding 3 роки тому +221

    "Oh, I forgot about the way you are" legitimately one of the funniest lines I've seen in a skit

  • @boosted95
    @boosted95 3 роки тому +274

    You know that ammo prices are high and availability is low when you watch a Demo Ranch video and not one single shot is fired.

    • @rosskinnecom1274
      @rosskinnecom1274 3 роки тому +1

      But gas is so high too

    • @alexspera3116
      @alexspera3116 3 роки тому +4

      Don't need to ban guns if nobody can afford ammo *taps head*... Thanks Trumpbama

    • @SpaceCadetLaC
      @SpaceCadetLaC 3 роки тому +1

      @@rosskinnecom1274 eh, its cheaper than bottled water

  • @moesargi
    @moesargi 3 роки тому +925

    That was the greatest intro of all time!!! LOL

    • @captainnavi6546
      @captainnavi6546 3 роки тому +21

      U haven't seen his other ones.

    • @lewisallum4791
      @lewisallum4791 3 роки тому +1

      Yessssssssssss man never know moe was a fan tbh but ace to see he comment

    • @SFbayArea94121
      @SFbayArea94121 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah I nearly pissed myself lol 😂

    • @PLANETPOOFART
      @PLANETPOOFART 3 роки тому

      Ya it was I did not know you watch demolition ranch

    • @lewisallum4791
      @lewisallum4791 3 роки тому

      @@PLANETPOOFART always been a fan or you on about moe

  • @nickjensen5264
    @nickjensen5264 3 роки тому +316

    Matt deserves an oscar for that intro, it really felt like two different people lmao

    • @josephl.458
      @josephl.458 3 роки тому

      Haha yeah

    • @kingjosh1213
      @kingjosh1213 3 роки тому

      @Carson Backer morning DVD’s X ss Sv d

    • @yituw
      @yituw 3 роки тому

      I was shooketh at the energy from that intro

  • @Tee-ina-Skee-Mask
    @Tee-ina-Skee-Mask 3 роки тому +274

    that intro pretty much sums up everyone that has been quarantining this past year

    • @nygiants440
      @nygiants440 3 роки тому

      How?

    • @Killabeezee
      @Killabeezee 3 роки тому

      @@nygiants440 he's trying to say we as a species are interacting differently and it makes normal conversation more exciting. this is obviously a exaggerated example but still

    • @nygiants440
      @nygiants440 3 роки тому

      @@Killabeezee oh

  • @akyloren10050
    @akyloren10050 3 роки тому +368

    Matt - “Linc I need to borrow your RC car”
    Linc- “Not again”

  • @PickleTaters
    @PickleTaters 3 роки тому +3656

    I’m pretty sure Matt is slowly loosing his mind in the intros

  • @KentuckyBallistics
    @KentuckyBallistics 3 роки тому +1910

    Anytime I eat Taco Bell...

    • @Liam_Patton
      @Liam_Patton 3 роки тому +63

      I'm quite amazed that you guys all watch each other's stuff. Makes all of the videos like 10× better.

    • @sliccmang8176
      @sliccmang8176 3 роки тому +14

      Anything spicy from Taco Bell

    • @youtubeSuckssNow
      @youtubeSuckssNow 3 роки тому +11

      He didn't close the door and let the fumes build up in it so no explosion

    • @guardian8319
      @guardian8319 3 роки тому +7

      Just had taco bell bud slammed a bunch of Jalapeños in there and Valentina Hot sauce

    • @chippy3901
      @chippy3901 3 роки тому +5

      That’s why I call it Taco Hell

  • @chasejewell1067
    @chasejewell1067 3 роки тому +661

    Only the OG’s remember the creepy cooter intros.

    • @gerardo5720
      @gerardo5720 3 роки тому +9

      Kevin will be greater. He will be Matt's magnum opus.

    • @Black_Jet5143
      @Black_Jet5143 3 роки тому +18

      Only the real OG's remember all of the mannequins

    • @custink22
      @custink22 3 роки тому +5

      Ah i miss creepy cooter

    • @randomperson9390
      @randomperson9390 3 роки тому +4

      oh shoot I almost forgot.

    • @crimsongaming9337
      @crimsongaming9337 3 роки тому +2

      @@Black_Jet5143 The mannequins were fucking hilarious.

  • @ChronicGamer-rl2bo
    @ChronicGamer-rl2bo 3 роки тому +90

    I'm surprised that Matt is never freaked out that everyone he runs into on the ranch looks exactly like him.

  • @TheMutatedSlime
    @TheMutatedSlime 3 роки тому +100

    Y’all remember how demo said he will show us his entire arsenal when he hits 10 million scribers. He is almost there!!!!!!!
    Proof can be found on “The future of room breaching”

    • @Apachefog
      @Apachefog 3 роки тому +1

      He's backed in to a corner, with the gun vault he's building there was no way he could avoid showing his collection after that.

    • @skinnyWHITEgoyim
      @skinnyWHITEgoyim 3 роки тому +6

      With the gun grabbing COMMUNIST PARTY now in the white house i don't think i would want them knowing how many guns he has. At least not all of them.

    • @arekpetrosian4965
      @arekpetrosian4965 3 роки тому +3

      @@skinnyWHITEgoyim I think if they did know how many he's got, they'd likely worry that he was thinking of starting his own country.

  • @rjrudder
    @rjrudder 3 роки тому +156

    The intro is the reason you don’t tell Mer. Because he’s too good at laughing like a maniac and shooting guns to be a veterinarian 😂

  • @azraelzero
    @azraelzero 3 роки тому +344

    Matt: “Oh, hello there.”
    Me: *”General Kenobi.”*

    • @joebro7994
      @joebro7994 3 роки тому +8

      Ah yes, a man of culture

    • @Clutch_Boy
      @Clutch_Boy 3 роки тому +7

      @@joebro7994 Ah yes, the negotiator

    • @ximenajordan3
      @ximenajordan3 3 роки тому +4

      You are a bold one

    • @Cash_Bright39
      @Cash_Bright39 3 роки тому

      Shut up

    • @azraelzero
      @azraelzero 3 роки тому +3

      @@Cash_Bright39 They follow me, even here?

  • @quinlynsmith3820
    @quinlynsmith3820 3 роки тому +1250

    Matt does a great job acting like he’s out of his mind on coke.

    • @trinityracer1340
      @trinityracer1340 3 роки тому +70

      I don’t think it’s an act lmao

    • @scottiesguns
      @scottiesguns 3 роки тому +45

      "Acting"

    • @phillyflow4038
      @phillyflow4038 3 роки тому +29

      Because he is out of his mind on coke

    • @Blaketarded
      @Blaketarded 3 роки тому +11

      That’s a strange acting skill set.

    • @Blaketarded
      @Blaketarded 3 роки тому +9

      @smurf account ah yes because that’s a bad thing. Gotta have either done coke or seen someone do it to make a joke.

  • @those1guys257
    @those1guys257 3 роки тому +368

    The phrase “I’m gonna put a grenade in a port a potty” is the most passive bomb threat I’ve ever heard of

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому

      OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on UA-cam. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear those

    • @---RAVEN---
      @---RAVEN--- 3 роки тому +3

      @@AxxLAfriku shut up bot

    • @domin8ss
      @domin8ss 3 роки тому +2

      I think the correct phrase is, "drop a deuce".

    • @---RAVEN---
      @---RAVEN--- 3 роки тому

      @@domin8ss That isn't really a bomb threat though

    • @cucuawe465
      @cucuawe465 3 роки тому +2

      @@AxxLAfriku your type of video ain't trending anymore,stop copy cat filthy frank.

  • @maximilianhopfner567
    @maximilianhopfner567 3 роки тому +315

    I think he's living his second hidden personality in these intros. He needs help

    • @onloct7417
      @onloct7417 3 роки тому +10

      That his his therapy 😂

    • @raniamsadi5126
      @raniamsadi5126 3 роки тому

      My brother is on therapy until summer

    • @Carljohnson-zv2oc
      @Carljohnson-zv2oc 3 роки тому +1

      @@raniamsadi5126 no one asked

    • @Luke-uh7lq
      @Luke-uh7lq 3 роки тому

      @@Carljohnson-zv2oc ain't got to be a dick about it

    • @Luke-uh7lq
      @Luke-uh7lq 3 роки тому

      @@raniamsadi5126 well I hope he's okay all the best

  • @rancan209
    @rancan209 3 роки тому +114

    "Oh I forgot about the way you are."

  • @Doggo1968
    @Doggo1968 3 роки тому +122

    After the intro: Matt is precious and must be protected.

    • @ryanrahebi9490
      @ryanrahebi9490 3 роки тому +1

      Long live Demolition Ranch (and Mover)

    • @Eyeball1975
      @Eyeball1975 3 роки тому +2

      Pretty sure he can protect himself..

    • @youtubeSuckssNow
      @youtubeSuckssNow 3 роки тому

      The revel needs to go to muscle rod so that they can fix it up and make it safe before matt hurts himself in it

  • @1dravano
    @1dravano 3 роки тому +388

    "I'm Gonna Put a Grenade in a Porta Potty" what i do every time, then i wash my hands

    • @MoonlightCactus
      @MoonlightCactus 3 роки тому +2

      Let's see how many subscribers i will gain in this comment
      Current Subscribers: 59

    • @aidendoesstuff185
      @aidendoesstuff185 3 роки тому +5

      @@MoonlightCactus let’s see how many people care and cringe about your name in this comment
      Current: -333, *literally everyone here*

    • @MoonlightCactus
      @MoonlightCactus 3 роки тому +2

      @@aidendoesstuff185 Thanks 😉

    • @babythebullytv
      @babythebullytv 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RandomPerson-ob1hk
      @RandomPerson-ob1hk 3 роки тому +1

      @@MoonlightCactus but whattttt that was an insult lol

  • @macewindu2592
    @macewindu2592 3 роки тому +257

    “Invisible engine”
    *maniacal laughter ensues*

  • @Thatoneguyfromtheinternet
    @Thatoneguyfromtheinternet 3 роки тому +57

    "Enemy RC-XD in your AO"

  • @Wolfpak765
    @Wolfpak765 3 роки тому +129

    Matt: "Hi, I'd like to rent a porta potty"
    Rental Clerk: "Is this Demolition Ranch, again?"

  • @robz6306
    @robz6306 3 роки тому +116

    Me: How does Matt keep coming up with these characters.
    Matt: Characters?

    • @RyedTheLightning
      @RyedTheLightning 3 роки тому +4

      Mare prefers the term peraonalities

    • @batmanstudios7127
      @batmanstudios7127 3 роки тому +2

      pov 101st like.

    • @deepblue8327
      @deepblue8327 3 роки тому +2

      I prefer the term 100 brothers

    • @ZoneMGT
      @ZoneMGT 3 роки тому +1

      When a "Character" turns crazy... it becomes "Carriker"

  • @chandlermann1555
    @chandlermann1555 3 роки тому +406

    "Men mature with age, as they get older they stop doing the stupid stuff they do as kids" Matt, "hold my juice box"

    • @BatJordo
      @BatJordo 3 роки тому +9

      I thought the saying was men don’t grow up we just learn how to behave in public.

    • @chandlermann1555
      @chandlermann1555 3 роки тому +4

      @@BatJordo very true. But women always think they can change us, and make us better.

    • @fuckoffjesus
      @fuckoffjesus 3 роки тому +8

      You don’t mature, you just get adult money to play kid’s game.

    • @carsonchavis7821
      @carsonchavis7821 3 роки тому +3

      @@fuckoffjesus screw your username

    • @jessicacordova5024
      @jessicacordova5024 3 роки тому +2

      @@BatJordo men don’t grow up they just buy bigger toys.

  • @4_14_fan
    @4_14_fan 3 роки тому +55

    Me: see's video titled "I'm gonna put a grenade in a porta potty".
    Also me: SUBSCRIBES

  • @thomasreece3903
    @thomasreece3903 3 роки тому +242

    Don’t tell me the Demolition is out of ammo. Omg.

    • @mr.wabbit5874
      @mr.wabbit5874 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @marsrover001
      @marsrover001 3 роки тому +1

      Ammo expensive.

    • @nmlepage
      @nmlepage 3 роки тому

      Ammo? Where we're going we don't need ammo! Back to the Bullets coming soon to range near you.

    • @yeeyeemanike
      @yeeyeemanike 3 роки тому

      LOL

    • @snipesx2
      @snipesx2 3 роки тому

      Can't find ammo so uses grenade

  • @MustyMouse
    @MustyMouse 3 роки тому +240

    "My friends call me the kevster"
    Kevster, your mom doesn't count my man

  • @Wamly13
    @Wamly13 3 роки тому +186

    This has to be the into that Mere was laughing at and wondering who she married.

  • @williambolton4079
    @williambolton4079 3 роки тому +10

    LOL Matt you always seem to brighten up my day with your corny but funny intros. Keep doing them please, we love it.

  • @robertbrazier5097
    @robertbrazier5097 3 роки тому +231

    Matt: "that's gas"
    Me: "I observe liquid"

  • @dingus153
    @dingus153 3 роки тому +85

    Before filming that intro Matt may have "borrowed" some of the good shit from the vet clinic

    • @ryanrahebi9490
      @ryanrahebi9490 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @joseacuna3239
      @joseacuna3239 3 роки тому

      You mean that K thing nobody talks?

    • @dingus153
      @dingus153 3 роки тому

      @@joseacuna3239 oh Matt has 100% done Ketamine at one point or another. Maybe a bit of Propofol too

  • @alphazuluz
    @alphazuluz 3 роки тому +203

    I like the new outro. Although, I miss the “Bobby?!” and “I’m a doctor . . . ish” parts of the old one.

    • @tagueadams6799
      @tagueadams6799 3 роки тому +9

      This outro will mess with me for a while cause I keep expecting the , "contact!!"

    • @ollyaubrey9027
      @ollyaubrey9027 3 роки тому

      Yea same

  • @austinjoppa9142
    @austinjoppa9142 3 роки тому +17

    Matt puts more effort into his intros then 2/3 of all the youtubers do in their whole video 😂 love em man

  • @Maverick842
    @Maverick842 3 роки тому +184

    “Alas, physics had other plans”
    Sounds like a new tshirt...

  • @skodavaclav3477
    @skodavaclav3477 3 роки тому +48

    -"Its funny how its smoking out of that vent"
    -"Shits on fire, yo!"

  • @stevendepauw3763
    @stevendepauw3763 3 роки тому +207

    I really think you need to start recording meres reaction when you show her these intros and throw them in at the end

  • @Lazz1997
    @Lazz1997 3 роки тому +8

    I love how you’re just turning into Mythbusters because I miss that show and you’re supplying me with all of the blowtions 🤘🏻🤘🏻

  • @AdamBaird90
    @AdamBaird90 3 роки тому +38

    This opening is proof that this year of quarantine has started to get to Matt.

    • @insiainutorrt259
      @insiainutorrt259 3 роки тому

      What quarantine? i havent seen nor done anything diffrent.... only see like 2-10% of people with masks looking dumb...

    • @happyperson1513
      @happyperson1513 3 роки тому +1

      He needs to spazz out every once in a while 😂

  • @AshToxin
    @AshToxin 3 роки тому +127

    *This brings a whole new meaning to “explosive diarrhea.”*

  • @christianlayman4274
    @christianlayman4274 3 роки тому +576

    I feel like there was a missed opportunity on calling kevin "kevlar".

  • @Kevin-lh7tp
    @Kevin-lh7tp 3 роки тому +15

    Im freaking loving the Kev-ster intros, fits me to a dang T!!

  • @dixienormous7181
    @dixienormous7181 3 роки тому +106

    Kevster = shades of Colin furze

  • @donttreadonme8307
    @donttreadonme8307 3 роки тому +278

    I’m tellin ya, the intros are getting weirder and weirder...

    • @mattk1693
      @mattk1693 3 роки тому +12

      Intros are getting better.
      Content is getting worse.

    • @lukelyons263
      @lukelyons263 3 роки тому +12

      you mean better and better

    • @skie6282
      @skie6282 3 роки тому +4

      Hes got 30 years of experiencing weirdos

    • @LORDVOLCOS
      @LORDVOLCOS 3 роки тому

      And more cringe

    • @LORDVOLCOS
      @LORDVOLCOS 3 роки тому

      @@mattk1693 Intros more Cringe
      Content worse and boring

  • @AirsoftAlfonse
    @AirsoftAlfonse 3 роки тому +218

    2 Views 1.3K likes. Nice

    • @unstablephotons9746
      @unstablephotons9746 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly what I saw

    • @GS_PlayzFN
      @GS_PlayzFN 3 роки тому +2

      “Don’t lie who went straight to the comments🥃”
      Hope you have a amazing 2021 stay safe and stay blessed! Follow your dreams
      My Dream is to hit 5k before my birthday in 4 days! Im struggling

    • @desertsmeagol7073
      @desertsmeagol7073 3 роки тому +2

      Yo waz good alfonse

    • @timberwolfmountaineer873
      @timberwolfmountaineer873 3 роки тому

      Is that PAID: Shady Legend magic...

    • @Hurb2
      @Hurb2 3 роки тому +1

      @@GS_PlayzFN stfu

  • @Scrawning
    @Scrawning 2 роки тому +1

    "Cool guys don't look at explosions... What happened I wish I would've seen it" had me dying, favorite line of the whole year

  • @milesdecker2632
    @milesdecker2632 3 роки тому +161

    I like seeing, “I put a grenade in a porta-potty” in my recommended.

  • @chuupoo5284
    @chuupoo5284 3 роки тому +146

    Haven’t been this early in awhile good morning Demolitia

  • @BTBRVReviews
    @BTBRVReviews 3 роки тому +249

    Wait....this is the first time you've done this? 🤔

  • @toothpasteassassin8414
    @toothpasteassassin8414 2 роки тому +5

    That's how I'm gonna check for spiders in porta potties from now on

  • @joelnert
    @joelnert 3 роки тому +25

    The Kevster is my new favorite character. I want an entire video of just him.

  • @JC-id4ob
    @JC-id4ob 3 роки тому +159

    It concerns me that a man who would film That intro has all these weapons

  • @lju2640
    @lju2640 3 роки тому +159

    All these intros are starting to make me think he definitely has an evil twin.

  • @CrimsonDeathBed
    @CrimsonDeathBed 3 роки тому +2

    What you want to do, is fill the gas cans about 1/4 full, the vapor is what is explosive. So heating the can with a lot of room for expansion will cause the sudden release of energy. Try again with that and tell me if it works. ;) P.S. SEAL the tanks tightly, put the caps on as tight as possible, and maybe secure them with some Gorilla tape or something, the greater the tension the bigger the boom.

  • @Helvetios4
    @Helvetios4 3 роки тому +170

    You can now certainly say: "Looks like a grenade went off in here" xD

  • @OtaidaVT
    @OtaidaVT 3 роки тому +177

    *walks into porta potty*
    "It smells terrible in here"

  • @nefightnathan2772
    @nefightnathan2772 3 роки тому +103

    This is a grown man yelling to him self in a garage, also see you at bunker branding next mouth

  • @silverstallion4634
    @silverstallion4634 3 роки тому +1

    Another awesome video! Thanks Matt!

  • @Ranger4321
    @Ranger4321 3 роки тому +32

    “Oh I forgot about the way you are...” me ever time I talk to management at work.

  • @JesusChrist-yh4pi
    @JesusChrist-yh4pi 3 роки тому +52

    That was some chaotic evil right there in the beginning.

  • @noobtuber103
    @noobtuber103 3 роки тому +103

    Should've lit it with a flare taped to the drone from the vent tube to ignite the fumes with the lid closed all the fumes go up that tube would prolly made a cooler shoooomp sound but even then you still need compression and oxygen for an explosion

    • @SeersantLoom
      @SeersantLoom 3 роки тому

      I think 10+" fireworks shell on the bottom of gasoline filled tank would give quite a nice effect. Probaly need to wrap it into plastic bag or something so gasoline would not get in.

    • @Trollingtrollssince
      @Trollingtrollssince 3 роки тому

      He blew up the lid tho

  • @imaginewt9616
    @imaginewt9616 3 роки тому +1

    i love the skits where there's one rational Matt and one near-insane Matt

    • @gabehurley2683
      @gabehurley2683 3 роки тому

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw this today

  • @jonathangarcie7121
    @jonathangarcie7121 3 роки тому +27

    This intro deserves a Grammy nomination

    • @thereal.sebastian
      @thereal.sebastian 3 роки тому +1

      grammys are for music, oscars are for acting. just a heads up so u don't make a fool of urself ever again 👍

  • @adamtaylor8999
    @adamtaylor8999 3 роки тому +23

    can we just get a round of applause for that intro

  • @jtreed3296
    @jtreed3296 3 роки тому +36

    Me: *hears maniacal laughter*
    Guys, I think Matt's trying to tell us something

    • @jtreed3296
      @jtreed3296 3 роки тому

      @@zman0495 going insane

    • @jtreed3296
      @jtreed3296 3 роки тому

      @@zman0495 Matt's going crazy

  • @spookiy
    @spookiy 3 роки тому +5

    When he was in the Porta Potty, it reminded me of when the characters got interviewed in the show "Total Drama Island" lol

  • @generallee9718
    @generallee9718 3 роки тому +98

    "This is a German stick grenade"
    *drops it on accident*

    • @brotherwulfgar
      @brotherwulfgar 3 роки тому

      LMAO was thinking the same thing

    • @maatgaut
      @maatgaut 3 роки тому +2

      You could play baseball with a handgrenade without problems, i was soldier, and if a grenade could blow UP by falling on the flor, i'll be dead 😁 (sorry for the faults... I am french 😘)

    • @angrytwxgaming8423
      @angrytwxgaming8423 3 роки тому +1

      @@maatgaut German stick grenades often went off from impacts. It was a major issue in ww2

    • @franktrinidad142
      @franktrinidad142 3 роки тому

      @@angrytwxgaming8423 and so then you should know that there is no real german grenade in america sinze WWIi as the german never shared their explosive secret and US can't reproduce them.
      sowhatever it could be, it wont be a real german WWII grenade anyway. so it's 100% sure.
      the chance every grenade from german from WWII still exist in earth is below 0.00001% as their production stopped long time ago and they conception never get shared.

    • @maatgaut
      @maatgaut 3 роки тому

      @@angrytwxgaming8423 yes Indeed but it's not a 70 years old grenade, it's a recent one. Even ammo from 1940 can blow up by falling... But you are right, that was an issue in the ww2 👍

  • @notsae66
    @notsae66 3 роки тому +79

    I find it adorable that he saved the RC car!

    • @Papiigiio
      @Papiigiio 3 роки тому +1

      6:14 😂😂😂

  • @21NabbMc
    @21NabbMc 3 роки тому +165

    You had me at: "I'm Gonna Put a Grenade in a Porta Potty..."

  • @jessemckee9426
    @jessemckee9426 3 роки тому +1

    I love this channel. Bro you are letting it get to you...Don't leave the path you once had started. There are many ways to lose sight of our blessing. Just don't.

  • @jacobdavidson9098
    @jacobdavidson9098 3 роки тому +37

    That was one of my favorite intros you have done but at the same time I am concerned for your well-being brother...

  • @jared1274
    @jared1274 3 роки тому +60

    Start up a new DemolitionRanch series where you test myths, and hear me out. Call it DemoMythnRanch. Hahahaha funny right...

    • @tristanread4933
      @tristanread4933 3 роки тому +4

      Underrated comment

    • @nonamebody4346
      @nonamebody4346 3 роки тому

      Right, lets get it going!

    • @OGould
      @OGould 3 роки тому

      And another where you make meth. DemoMethnRanch

    • @benstanfill363
      @benstanfill363 3 роки тому

      I'm fairly certain it would just be mythranch

  • @skozlozlaurie712
    @skozlozlaurie712 3 роки тому +40

    "Ooo I forgot about the way you are"

  • @legendarypillow1450
    @legendarypillow1450 3 роки тому +2

    Imagine breaking into Matt’s house, and the Demolition Ranch intro plays 😂

  • @alybe1801
    @alybe1801 3 роки тому +57

    The same guy that "repaired" Matt's computer now "repairs" cars. Love how the characters are evolving 😂

  • @reactioncaptain
    @reactioncaptain 3 роки тому +54

    I usually don’t like long intros but I’ll let this one slide

  • @justsomeperson5110
    @justsomeperson5110 3 роки тому +41

    Also ... the intro reminds me of a friend in high school who ripped out the back seat of his old VW Bug to cram in a small block V8. I swear you could hear his car coming a literal mile away. LOL People be cray cray. I love it!

    • @christopherwinter2099
      @christopherwinter2099 3 роки тому

      Combine that with my uncle's loud radio system the early 2000's in his truck and it be louder I bet.

  • @jarrettgreen1948
    @jarrettgreen1948 3 роки тому

    Your energy is incredible

  • @SadboiLeo
    @SadboiLeo 3 роки тому +54

    Kevster feels like a character in Strangers and Freaks in GTA5.

  • @mooseboiswift1209
    @mooseboiswift1209 3 роки тому +26

    Matt: Hello there. Me: “resisting urge to yell GENERAL KENOBI!”

  • @michaelpetherbridge1321
    @michaelpetherbridge1321 3 роки тому +50

    I could just imagine the headache Matt gets every time he laughs like that for the intro's 🤦‍♂️

  • @penelopemdibaniso5362
    @penelopemdibaniso5362 3 роки тому +2

    Holy crap you scared the crap out of me when you droped that stick grenade I thought you were done for

  • @NathansLife
    @NathansLife 3 роки тому +67

    I'm ngl i wanna see a porta-potty with a couple pounds of Tannerite in it

    • @Skwisgar2322
      @Skwisgar2322 3 роки тому

      A couple Lbs! There would be nothing left.

    • @dragongaming2.067
      @dragongaming2.067 3 роки тому +4

      screw pounds, let's throw a few kilos is there.

    • @NathansLife
      @NathansLife 3 роки тому

      @@dragongaming2.067 I like your thinking 😏

    • @bogard9627
      @bogard9627 3 роки тому

      Like the dude who blew his leg off

    • @nocount7517
      @nocount7517 3 роки тому

      Dynamite

  • @ducks-with-hats
    @ducks-with-hats 3 роки тому +45

    Last time I was this early, Mere hadn't been told yet

  • @MikeyDL69
    @MikeyDL69 3 роки тому +34

    Everybody’s gangster until the porta potty starts rolling coal.

  • @bingbong2706
    @bingbong2706 3 роки тому +14

    Me: I think I'm gonna have some chipotle today
    The janitor looking at the bathroom 10 minutes after I used it:
    4:04

  • @WhiteshadowTV
    @WhiteshadowTV 3 роки тому +125

    My child: “Dad Kevin scares me.”
    Me: “Me too... meeeeee too.”

    • @Unicronicorn
      @Unicronicorn 3 роки тому +2

      Then everyone clapped

    • @crackerjack6454
      @crackerjack6454 3 роки тому

      @@Unicronicorn 😂 queue the sitcom laugh track.

  • @shadowify2958
    @shadowify2958 3 роки тому +85

    RIP people who have their. Headsets on when he laughed

    • @alem6603
      @alem6603 3 роки тому +2

      yes i fell so. sad for them

  • @SlKL0VER
    @SlKL0VER 3 роки тому +29

    “This is a German stick grenade-“ *Drops grenade* “WOAH WOAH”

  • @radarusllc6554
    @radarusllc6554 3 роки тому

    Omg, that intro was the the best! Had us cracking tf up!

  • @lixxxxit
    @lixxxxit 3 роки тому +22

    When Matt says he's "gonna blow up that shitter", he aint kidding!

  • @Dylanianalex
    @Dylanianalex 3 роки тому +70

    Normal human carbon foot print during covid: 0
    Matt’s:

  • @MrRobschnieder
    @MrRobschnieder 3 роки тому +28

    The best part is who had to help Matt film the intro LMAO

  • @VoidHalo
    @VoidHalo 3 роки тому

    The tricky thing about burning gasoline is the gasoline itself doesn't really burn all that well. It's the vapors that burn. The reason being, there's no source of oxygen in the gas itself to support combustion. And if you remember the fire triangle from school, every fire needs 3 things to sustain it, fuel, in this case, gasoline, heat, like from the flare, and oxygen from the air. But the oxygen can't mix into it effectively if the gas is just sitting as a puddle of liquid. It's the fumes that burn, because the fumes can mix with the air to get enough oxygen to burn.
    That's why the fuel injector in a car sprays a fine mist of gasoline into the cylinder, instead of just dumping the fuel in as a straight liquid. When you aerosolize it like the fuel injector does, it's able to mix nicely with the air.