At this point, I'm convinced that Cooksie just has a computer monitor for every single Vtuber in existence. Anytime a new Vtuber debuts, another monitor is set up to start clipping them
for some reason i keep picturing Cooksie's setup as a couple thousand of the huge custom make desktops with a couple thousand GB ram and such as the basics and they just setup a program to tune in to the debuts and such watching for the first say 20 streams before getting a proto AI made to search for all VTubes and such... though they might also have less of a life than me... if so i am not sure i am proud or not...
At this point, Cooksie is like John Constantine, except instead of every demon in hell chasing his soul, every VTuber wants to....well, that'll be a story for another day, yeah?
It's like a singularity of shame. Every time a vTuber discovers themselves on Cooksie or discovers themselves for the first time. And it's a lesson we just don't seem to realize. We are going to find his house, and he's going to be sitting in his throne room smiling and laughing, and when we grab his shoulder to turn him around to meet him face to face, it will be that stupid robot dummy bit with the looping tape recorder!
I like how mostly every female Vtubers and now megalodon knows of Cooksie and are being very hostile towards him just for clipping good quality moments 😂.
And then there's people like JaidenAnimations and Emirichu who have no reason to be hostile towards Cooksie since Cooksie has never clipped any of their Vtuber stuff before
Little does she know Cooksie is already 12 steps ahead and 4 dimensions. They already have clips from streams that haven't even happened yet! Also thank you Cooksie for all the good clips you do, you lead me down this V-tuber rabbit hole and it's been a wild ride. Cheers mate
I imagine Cooksie is like The Architect from the Matrix movies, where he just sits in the middle of a room surrounded by monitors showing every Vtuber stream.
but isn't cooksie a glory for all vtubers out there? He makes free advertisement for them, and it is actually what got me to know a megalodon vtuber girl.
Dang, I was scared because of all her accounts listed in the description made it look like she disappeared but nope she just made brand new accounts! 😅
Mega : *come for cooksie* *she see the incredibly loooong line in front of the house of all the vtubers that have said promised to come for murdering him.*
That line of Vtubers coming to get Cooksie is starting to get REAL long.
That’s the problem when you clip every vtuber.
Lady... the line will be THAT WAY. *Long line of VTuber girl* Back at the caboose Mermaid friend. You will get your turn.
-Zen
-Rosedoodle
-Tricky
-Megalodon
-Numi
-Yuzu
-probably Buffpup
-Filian
@@TheShadow1347 you missed Filian
I know how that feels 👀
Cooksie is a being of focus, of determination, of sheer will, to clip any and all vtuber moments.
Cooksie isn’t the boogeyman he’s the guy you call to clip the boogeyman
@@exodiustheghost The Vtubers He Clipped that day, layed the foundation for many funny hahas
That's a nice Johwick spin-off!
I saw him clip 3 VTubers... with a fucking video
I once saw him clip 3 VTubers in a bar... with a calculator.
With a fucking calculator.
"He is in the walls... HE IS IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS!"
A certified take a number and get in the queue moment (with mel being first and zen being second)
mel?
@@10jimmy Projekt Melody
@@the_fallen_redditor6693 ik that, why is mel first on the list
Zen was the first one to be on the list since she said "I'm coming for you Cooksie." before any other Vtuber did
At this point, I'm convinced that Cooksie just has a computer monitor for every single Vtuber in existence. Anytime a new Vtuber debuts, another monitor is set up to start clipping them
the poor GPU overloaded XD
@@GTQcNumber1 Nah mate, He's got over 22 NASA GPUs
@@emperorcamel6108 rivals crypto miners xD hope good ventilation and AC
for some reason i keep picturing Cooksie's setup as a couple thousand of the huge custom make desktops with a couple thousand GB ram and such as the basics and they just setup a program to tune in to the debuts and such watching for the first say 20 streams before getting a proto AI made to search for all VTubes and such... though they might also have less of a life than me... if so i am not sure i am proud or not...
Those old computers that filled up entire rooms but with the best modern technology can offer
The more I see cooksie's speed the more im convinced theyre a hivemind not an individual
Cooksie is legion confirmed
Im convinced Cooksie is actually like 20 people who pool clips together ngl
probably JaidenAnimations right now: _i'm glad Cooksie has never clipped any of my Vtuber moments._
Cooksie is either a hivemind or 6 guys in a basement, each with 3 monitors watching 3 streamers simultaneously.
Literally any Vtuber:I'm coming for you Cooksie
Cooksie:you will make a fine addition to my collection
At this point, Cooksie is like John Constantine, except instead of every demon in hell chasing his soul, every VTuber wants to....well, that'll be a story for another day, yeah?
I think we all know what she means by when she’s says “I’m coming for you.”
💀cooksie= lucky son of a gun
Oh lawd, she comin'!
...Had to say it😂
The thing is about cooksie..
He never sleeps, he'll catch all the Vtubers in 4k ultra highdef
He's Santa Clause if Santa was clipping Vtubers instead of delivering presents
The harem is growing to dangerous levels
Indeed
It's like a singularity of shame. Every time a vTuber discovers themselves on Cooksie or discovers themselves for the first time.
And it's a lesson we just don't seem to realize.
We are going to find his house, and he's going to be sitting in his throne room smiling and laughing, and when we grab his shoulder to turn him around to meet him face to face, it will be that stupid robot dummy bit with the looping tape recorder!
I like how mostly every female Vtubers and now megalodon knows of Cooksie and are being very hostile towards him just for clipping good quality moments 😂.
And then there's people like JaidenAnimations and Emirichu who have no reason to be hostile towards Cooksie since Cooksie has never clipped any of their Vtuber stuff before
@@TheShadow1347 yet
Somebody get this girl a ticket to the back of line of Cooksie enemies and victims that want revenge
don't a lot of them leave their place in line to check something and have to get back in line after several more take a new number?
@@jakeforgey5378 yup which is why Cooksie is still fine
Little does she know Cooksie is already 12 steps ahead and 4 dimensions. They already have clips from streams that haven't even happened yet!
Also thank you Cooksie for all the good clips you do, you lead me down this V-tuber rabbit hole and it's been a wild ride. Cheers mate
I imagine Cooksie is like The Architect from the Matrix movies, where he just sits in the middle of a room surrounded by monitors showing every Vtuber stream.
Cooksie will run, but Cooksie will run to Mega.
Cooksie is basically the jack sparrow of clippers, getting in trouble, wanted dead by a lot, but somehow coming out intact, and escaping in one piece.
VTubers: Let’s pretend that never happened.
Cooksie: TOO LATE!
She's coming for that Cooksie cake.
Cooksie: "Oh you can't match my speed. I'm the Fastest In The Universe!"
TFS Krillin: "That's what she said!"
She will never find you. You're in and out within a nanosecond
I like her sense of humor!
Cooksie: “Take a number and go to the back of the line.”
"I'm coming for you, in the best possible way"
Ayo!?
at this point i am convinced cooksie is a four dimensional time being, cause damn they join in on every possible vtuber at the perfect moment
Seeing it being only 2 minutes old is great because you know her viewers saw it and ratted you out immediately
Her voice is amazing 🥵😍
It will never stop impressing me how fast Cooksie is with clipping stuff sometimes.
That one minute of mommy voice will forever be immortalized.
A turtle approves of her coming
😏
but isn't cooksie a glory for all vtubers out there? He makes free advertisement for them, and it is actually what got me to know a megalodon vtuber girl.
Cooksie is the Justin Y. Of Vtubing. He is everywhere
and at the same time, he's nowhere
As pyke once said, "My list never ends"
Oh gawd dayum my guy
old lawd "Shes COMMIN for you"
and you know I see this as a W dont ya think so
the litteraly Lord of Omnipresent clips
I have a feeling sooner or late xkrypto is gonna make a bottom compilation on her, cause the number of bottom moments this girl makes is insane.
Damn his Harem is growing
Cooksie has notoriety. I have yet to hear a Vtuber cry/scream/mention any other clipper's username other than Cooksie.
Oh so she’s gonna be “coming” for him in “the best possible way” eh? Lucky bastard.
cooksie is the Chuck Norris of clips
Cooksie has many enemies, but they will never find the Clip Ninja.
Dang, I was scared because of all her accounts listed in the description made it look like she disappeared but nope she just made brand new accounts! 😅
Cooksie rizz knows no bounds.
Cooksie doing the work of God for us
So fast that the timer on the subathon hasn't even gone down
Cooksie: *clip new Vtuber
New vtuber: I'm coing for you >:(
Cooksie: hehe coming
She really didn't want to finish her sentence at the end there.
*jaws theme starts playing*
Cooksie: I am bait...now
I thought this was a low budget Shylily for a minute
Didn't know cooksie's caboose had that kind of power, butt....
The face is 0:34 is hilarious 😆
Never underestimate Cooksie
Roach chan: *Quivering*
He's in the walls, HE'S IN THE GODDAMN WALL!!!!!
*Machine gun fire *
Oh No, Cooksie Be careful! 😂
Her shocked like eyes remind me of Delores from Encanto and now I can't unsee it.
This was the moment cooksie got scared of bodies of water
Lily's cousin looks amazing
Any Vtuber that gets clipped by Cooksie, they start to love 'em.
SCP-C00K213 strikes again.
Im wheezing for this vtuber :v
No vtuber can escape cooksie😂
One of these days, one of these Vtubers, will ask Cooksie to join them for a date night.
I think at the end there she was about to say something that she quickly thought better of. xD
So what.... that wont stop you right 😂
She’s looks cool. Cookise sees all
Dibs on your stuff when a Vtuber (probably Zen) finally tracks you down.
Don't threaten Cooksie with a good time. He'll post it! Joke's on you he's into that!
Ah, another one joins the hunt!
Cooksie gonna get pegged at this rate
looks like a more angry shylily
Welp Cooksie better hide now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:22 "Listen here Cooksie, I'm coming for your ass, in like the best possible way"
Is that a threat or a promise? 🤔
cooksie is the all seeing eyes of vtuber, change my mind
OMG! ... I made it in a clip. Lmfao! Leggo!
Cooksie go in the water, vtuber in the water. He clips the vtuber
Cooksie finally was noticed by the megalodon girl welp there goes another
You should actually make, like, a minecraft or rust server and invite all the vtubers to hunt you for sport. Could be a good time.
Mega : *come for cooksie*
*she see the incredibly loooong line in front of the house of all the vtubers that have said promised to come for murdering him.*
The fastest fingers on the internet lol.
Why these Vtubers shocked lol 😆 😂 🤣 Cooksie is God Mode 😂 🤣 She cooming for you COOKSIE 🤣
welp, time to add another one to the list that wants Cooksie over for dinner.
“Why do I hear boss music?”
Another one added to the long list
Cooksie got teeth that can render flesh.
Cooksie has the shadow clone jutsu
Thank you Cookie-san 🙇♂️
Omfg. Dude. She has soooo much power. Yet she doesn't use it. Like damn I need some of that in my life 😂🥵🥵🥵
Careful man, you're gonna get bit.
Run Cooksie megas coming for you
Cooksie is everywhere
Welp if cooksie winds up dead I know who I'm going to question first
Uh oh, time to run
too late
mommy voice was already saved
More proof that cooksie is an unverified scp that feeds an vtuber embarrassment
*sighs* heres your ticket: the line to ATTEMPT to get cooksie is about four blocks back and before you ask; the longest hunt is held by zen.....
She is never safe from cooksie
cooksie if i was you id start running
Uh oh Cooksie RUUUUUUUN
Cooksei has months of Vtubèrs lining to get him 🔪