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    We've seen a lot of bad movies around here, but this one might take the cake. The plot is incomprehensible. It appears to be shot across three decades, with different actors, and an ever-changing cast of actors. This is a must watch.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 654

  • @DrRockso79
    @DrRockso79 Рік тому +246

    Fun Fact: The car that gets pushed off the cliff belonged to John Rad's daughter who only found out what happened to it when she saw the movie, lol.

    • @grungyparadigm
      @grungyparadigm Рік тому +61

      I know her personally, and she told me that her father was mad at her for dating a boy he didn't approve of, and took her car away as punishment.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 Рік тому

      ​@@grungyparadigm girls always go for the scummiest guys lol

    • @langleymneely
      @langleymneely Рік тому +26

      @@grungyparadigm Oh wow, I knew about the car but not the motive! Jesus Christ! Lmao!😮

    • @Youll_Love_It_At_Levitz
      @Youll_Love_It_At_Levitz Рік тому +3

      That's pretty unfortunate 😕

    • @RevanAlaire
      @RevanAlaire Рік тому +28

      With how the movie turned out, the daughter seems to have gotten the last laugh.

  • @VGLSTO
    @VGLSTO Рік тому +190

    I love how the camera quality progressively gets better, but the acting and storyline progressively becomes worse, and I love it.

    • @MrDman21
      @MrDman21 Рік тому +10

      Dude, I would love to see a remake of this. Hollywood needs to stop remaking good movies and do more bad ones. 😄

    • @nilslindqvist8825
      @nilslindqvist8825 Рік тому +2

      Is this like: “do you gamble trying to win back the money you lost?”

    • @SteeleZack
      @SteeleZack Рік тому +1

      The money went towards the production kind've like the Room but creator behind the film didn't star in this film lol

  • @tigrecito48
    @tigrecito48 Рік тому +92

    the good thing about a movie that takes 25 years to make is u can use the same actors to play the part of their own parents..

  • @langleymneely
    @langleymneely Рік тому +46

    The car that was pushed off that cliff was the directors daughters and she didn’t know what happened to her car until the film released all these decades later! The story behind this is INSANE!!! LMAO!

  • @carldzoga1348
    @carldzoga1348 Рік тому +56

    28:56 I love the fact that Erin's programming became so corrupted she had to resort to sign language to answer the question😂😂😂😂

    • @Psyrus88
      @Psyrus88 Рік тому +7

      I think everyone bluescreened for this one.

    • @_thechosen
      @_thechosen Рік тому +2

      They all had their temporary IQ drop by -100. Maybe EiQ as well. The movie is emotionally stumping too.

  • @Blakblooded
    @Blakblooded Рік тому +23

    "Dangerous Men" is what results when Neil Breen describes to aliens how to make a movie and the aliens were only sorta paying attention.

  • @jamesragsdale3069
    @jamesragsdale3069 Рік тому +16

    The Toe Jam and Earl music just slays me.

    • @budfug8691
      @budfug8691 4 місяці тому +1

      so thats where RLM got it from

  • @clockworkorangecassidy1114
    @clockworkorangecassidy1114 Рік тому +22

    Steven seagal was in the sequel to this
    'A Dangerous Cholesterol '

  • @TheJunmengo
    @TheJunmengo Рік тому +18

    The ability this movie have to make even the most basic human activity confusing and difficult is an art form
    Is like what if Tommy Wiseau made an 80's action movie but during 30 years period

  • @wretchedforever
    @wretchedforever Рік тому +15

    Stan Lee in his greatest cameo as the police chief.

  • @philo5227
    @philo5227 Рік тому +52

    Dangerous Men is at the very top of my list for best "disaster" films of all time. It can be watched again and again, and it never grows old. And, you discover something wonderful about it each time you watch it (because you were laughing so hard the last time you watched it). Thank you, guys, so much for reviewing this masterpiece.

    • @nicolausthothmes2325
      @nicolausthothmes2325 8 місяців тому

      Top 3 for me. Right now city dragon is my reigning champ. Dangerous men has some absolute MOMENTS though. Like when the dude tries to fight the biker guy off the woman on the beach and hits him with the most pathetic little strikes. This movie is a gem.

  • @heisenbergII
    @heisenbergII Рік тому +107

    Fun fact: the reason why Mina’s story ended so randomly was because the actress broke her leg during filming and John Rad refused to help pay her medical bills

    • @stevenjones916
      @stevenjones916 Рік тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc Рік тому +8

      That sucks :(

    • @RyllenKriel
      @RyllenKriel Рік тому +34

      Proving John Rad is one of the Dangerous Men!

    • @koalabandit9166
      @koalabandit9166 Рік тому +14

      I know people who have conversations about The Godfather's behind-the-scenes stories. But this life has chosen me.

    • @Psyrus88
      @Psyrus88 Рік тому +3

      Figures.

  • @SoulPurposeGaming
    @SoulPurposeGaming Рік тому +4

    "It's no fun if she's willing!"
    Everyone: wait...what?

  • @ExUSSailor
    @ExUSSailor Рік тому +29

    "The holy grail of holy f**king shit!" Melody Wiggans, who plays Mina, broke her leg on set, and, since Salehi refused to pay her medical expenses, she left, and, refused to return. So, she is only in the parts filmed in '85. Also, in the scene with the car going over the cliff, that's the director's daughter's actual car. She had bought it, with her own money, and, her father took it away because she dated a guy he didn't approve of. She had no idea what had happened to it, until she saw this, in 2005!

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette 10 місяців тому +1

      Damn. Such a stand up dude this Rad guy is...😂

  • @davidpizzimenti5250
    @davidpizzimenti5250 Рік тому +48

    Pure gold. The most enjoyable nonsense. Thanks Brant crew.

  • @nickdirienzo2849
    @nickdirienzo2849 10 місяців тому +8

    "I'm a police boy detective man, you're under arrest!"...

  • @langleymneely
    @langleymneely Рік тому +16

    8:27 “It’s about at this time our intrepid heroes realized the full weight and magnificence of Dangerous Men!” That reaction once you guys realized where the knife actually was! Priceless!! I never tire of seeing people discover this thing for the first time!! 🤣😂

    • @danielsharp2012
      @danielsharp2012 Рік тому

      , 😂oh wow your describing what happened I just read what you said and I just want to say thank you for your comment it really helped because what you described happened so hard o type im so excited about your message

  • @FlyboyHelosim
    @FlyboyHelosim Рік тому +67

    Jason: "Is this the husband or a rapist?"
    Brian: "Why not both?"
    😂

  • @stonecoldku4161
    @stonecoldku4161 Рік тому +15

    She hid the knife in the old "prison wallet"?!😨

    • @ourkeving
      @ourkeving Рік тому

      Clenched between the cheeks, sharp edge out. There's a more modern movie that uses that idea gag.

  • @Skye_Blue
    @Skye_Blue Рік тому +11

    I've never seen a movie that fits the descriptor of 'fever dream' quite like this one. It's wild how it simultaneously goes everywhere and nowhere. I'm so happy you guys experienced it.

  • @emberparadox458
    @emberparadox458 Рік тому +13

    Fun fact, the music playing in the background of the beach scene where she wrote out that whole message in the sand actually had the entire thing she wrote out in its vocals.

    • @Psyrus88
      @Psyrus88 Рік тому

      Stuff like this makes me question whether or not Mr. Rad is an idiot savant, or just an idiot.

    • @_thechosen
      @_thechosen Рік тому +3

      I love movie easter eggs.

  • @stonecoldku4161
    @stonecoldku4161 Рік тому +6

    17:39 I love it when a blooper makes it into the final cut of the movie.

  • @madarab37
    @madarab37 Рік тому +3

    The soundtrack to murder and revenge has never been so funky.

  • @soulknife20
    @soulknife20 Рік тому +6

    I watch this movie on a semi-regular basis. Everytime I watch it, I find something new and confounding. "I'll call you Clint Cuckoo" is one of the best lines I have ever heard.

  • @rickyd-lux9067
    @rickyd-lux9067 Рік тому +3

    1:19 The movie starts, and the music kicks in, and I'm already won over.

  • @donwod6660
    @donwod6660 Рік тому +5

    I cant wait for the prequel to come out 15 yrs from now.

  • @randomname9263
    @randomname9263 Рік тому +2

    I loved that there was continuous background soundtrack for at least the first 30+ minutes of the movie. And it’s all wildly inappropriate for what’s happening in the scenes.

  • @ricardomedeiros2505
    @ricardomedeiros2505 Рік тому +6

    The fact the tattoos on the forehead of the bald bad guy changed like 3 times if not more during the movie is epic 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @evilsmurf2k8
    @evilsmurf2k8 Рік тому +7

    That Nintendo music you mentioned literally sounds like it was ripped straight out of an early 1990s Sega video game called Toejam & Earl lol
    Anyways, awesome reaction as usual.

  • @TruOnyxfire
    @TruOnyxfire Рік тому +7

    If you watch each scene with the bald biker in the middle, he keeps showing up, but with a different head tattoo each time. The woman's choice of knife holder is known in Hollywood history as the "Highlander Sheath". If you ever watch the old Highlander TV series, they could be anywhere and just reach behind them, all of a sudden, and pull out a full length sword.
    14:03 - You guys are trying too hard to read the words in the sand, but if you listen to the song playing in the background at the same time, it is actually singing the words.
    27:29 - If you look at the first mention of Black Pepper, it shows an establishing shot of his house on top of the mountain/hill. Then BP is escaping and being chased by the cops until he "escapes" back "up" the hill... which is where he supposedly started from.. back to the same house, which is now (somehow) the blind girl's house.

  • @richardhayes7992
    @richardhayes7992 Рік тому +16

    This show is the highlight of my week. And what a highlight this week. An absolute gem

  • @TeksonikAudio
    @TeksonikAudio Рік тому +9

    I have seen this cinematic milestone before so watching your reactions to it was absolutely priceless. Dangerous Men definitely deserves to be in the SBIG Hall of Fame. Great episode!

  • @truejim
    @truejim Рік тому +4

    It occurs to me that the 1983 version of “The Wicked Lady” is a movie with real actors and a real budget that might be so bad it’s good.

  • @stonecoldku4161
    @stonecoldku4161 Рік тому +2

    15:44 "Why are you driving off the road?"
    Better question is why aren't you driving at all?

  • @picard714
    @picard714 Рік тому +8

    I have truly never understood less about what happened in a movie and I loved it!

  • @Parasiteve
    @Parasiteve Рік тому +7

    ill give the movie ONE compliment. it did a good job looking like it was made all in the early 80s and not through like 5 decades lol. i can't tell what parts were really made in the 70s and what ones were made in the 90s.
    this movie is just....it was someones broken dream that they kept trying to keep alive on life support. i will say her using her arse to hide the knife is genius to do but she would be walking kinda weird. i might have to test it someday to see if it can be done without looking like you're walking weird lol.
    my fav part is when the one biker is looking for another biker by the ocean and hes like "oh there you are mother fugger" lmao its so casual, its great. edit: OMG I FORGOT THE MUSIC! its amazing too. its toejam and earl funky town music and i love it so much
    i feel like the OG movie ended after the lead lady went to her dad and said "let me live my life" after that the director prob didn't have money so he had to wait 10 years to get the money needed to finish his movie.
    erins right about the one girl having a 90s dress. it was so popular in the early 90s to wear a flower dress like that but usually you'd also wear a short sleeve shirt with it. either way flower print was popular for a bit. i didn't hate it lol

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +1

      You're going to practice walking around with a knife clenched in your ass cheeks? 🤣

  • @chuckn4851
    @chuckn4851 3 місяці тому +1

    I love how Black Pepper just suddenly appears over the side of a hill with that near bleach blonde hair and cool-guy shades

  • @carldzoga1348
    @carldzoga1348 Рік тому +2

    'Jack be nimble,
    Jack be quick,
    Jack meet mugger, Jack give kick,
    Jack show quickness, Jack show skill,
    Jack learn bullets QUICKER still!
    😂 rhyme told to me by my instructor😂

  • @christopherwebb3517
    @christopherwebb3517 Рік тому +4

    In defense of the exceptionally long production time, a lot of it was spent on making sure the final scene was perfect.

  • @stonecoldku4161
    @stonecoldku4161 Рік тому +2

    16:21 "Is he just talking off camera?"
    And I think through a walkie-talkie.

  • @jasonchatham4170
    @jasonchatham4170 Рік тому +2

    Brant: where’s Dave? Did you fire him? Did his rascal scooter break down? We miss Dave.

  • @DeathCultFan
    @DeathCultFan Рік тому +6

    I actually cried laughing watching this episode. One of the funniest vids I've ever seen on YT. Thanks for making my Sunday night.

  • @nickdirienzo2849
    @nickdirienzo2849 10 місяців тому +2

    The music sounds like the main theme from the Toejam and Earl videogame!
    Sidenote, if you really like cider go dry. The less sugar in the cider the better they are in my humble opinion. I'm day 3 into my first batch of homemade cider. I've got a bottle capper and everything! Very exciting.

  • @adamhawkins3036
    @adamhawkins3036 Рік тому +5

    When dude got stabbed and your lady started laughin i died myself haha i took a minute to come back from that hahaha

  • @rickerpenor
    @rickerpenor Рік тому +3

    Soundtrack alone is worth the price of admission.
    This was amazing!

  • @Andy_Sidaris
    @Andy_Sidaris Рік тому +4

    I didn't go to my child's birth.
    31 minutes after video posts I am here.

  • @Timelord007
    @Timelord007 Рік тому +2

    Crying in fits of laughter watching you three react to such terrible movies, I love this channel you deliver comedy gold.
    That wave scene broke me.
    This film makes Samurai Cop look like Citizen Kane.

  • @eduardodiaz9942
    @eduardodiaz9942 Рік тому +2

    I'm gonna have that Nintendo riff stuck in my head for the foreseeable future. Thanks, Jason!

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager Рік тому

      I think the funniest thing is in the fist fight, even the sound effects turned into Nintendo.
      It seriously sounded like an F-Tier Double Dragon knock-off!

  • @ShaneCutting
    @ShaneCutting Рік тому +20

    How did this not win ALL the Oscars! At least for Best Score

    • @rickyd-lux9067
      @rickyd-lux9067 Рік тому

      I unironically enjoy the music in this more than the musical score for "All Quiet On the Western Front". The score to Dangerous Men was less intrusive, and fit the feel of this movie better.

  • @GoADHDGo
    @GoADHDGo Рік тому +4

    Not watching the video but listening it, therefore I don’t see what’s happening when Erin just starts randomly losing her mind laughing at stuff. It’s a glorious thing.

  • @patrickfoster8335
    @patrickfoster8335 10 місяців тому +1

    Recently stumbled across your videos. I must say my fave thing is when Erin? Breaks and can't stop laughing.

  • @BenCarpenterWrites
    @BenCarpenterWrites Рік тому +6

    Going to have these bass lines in my head all day. Thanks guys…… 😂

  • @michaelgariti8008
    @michaelgariti8008 12 днів тому +1

    That music is the ToeJam & Earl theme song from the Sega Genesis!

  • @sledzeppelin
    @sledzeppelin Рік тому +2

    That "ba-dubba-da-dubba-da-dubba-da-dubba-da-boom" bassline is the most effective earworm ever written.

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 Рік тому +1

    Everyone saying either "Nintendo music" or "Toejam and Earl music", and here I am thinking of the Seinfield theme lol.

  • @Ryanimal
    @Ryanimal 11 місяців тому +1

    The opening song makes me feel like I am playing Toejam & Earl on Sega Genesis

  • @SEXCOPTER_RUL
    @SEXCOPTER_RUL Рік тому +2

    I'm just happy he said link instead of zelda.
    They truly played dem games

  • @jschap712
    @jschap712 11 місяців тому +1

    If I remember correctly, there's a scene where it is announced on TV that the first woman has been arrested. So there was resolution.

  • @briancoulombe4517
    @briancoulombe4517 Рік тому +3

    I’ve heard of this movie. My theory is that the guy making it kept forgetting what kind of movie was making and started over each time he got back to production.

  • @GingerNinja_2319
    @GingerNinja_2319 Рік тому +1

    That intro music is straight out of Toejam and Earl 🥰

  • @GlidingZephyr
    @GlidingZephyr Рік тому +3

    I can greatly appreciate Brian's Fifth Element t-shirt.

  • @supersaiyanbino
    @supersaiyanbino Рік тому +2

    "Stanky Leg" made me legit "lol"

  • @davidfausel9029
    @davidfausel9029 Рік тому +1

    I KNEW this one would melt the logic centers of your brains lol

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager Рік тому +2

    Wow, this beats the classic "It took 12 years to make" movie Boyhood by 3 years, truly a cinematic classic that needs to be on more best films lists

  • @jarheaddoug
    @jarheaddoug Рік тому +3

    I can't believe this didn't win an Oscar for best picture.

  • @Ammeeeeeeer
    @Ammeeeeeeer Рік тому +1

    "Black Pepper" has to be the dumbest, least menacing name for a villain 🤣

  • @megatronjenkins2473
    @megatronjenkins2473 Рік тому +3

    7am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, let's do this!!!!
    Never heard of this one, so BRING IT ONNNNNNN!!!!

    • @Parasiteve
      @Parasiteve Рік тому +1

      same! well, not coffee but i have dabs lol

    • @kaneclem9521
      @kaneclem9521 Рік тому +1

      7am in alaska with coffee and pot. 😆

    • @JasonBrant
      @JasonBrant  Рік тому +1

      Hope you were settled in for this one 🤣

  • @jamesfranklin8329
    @jamesfranklin8329 Рік тому +2

    I have NEVER laughed so hard in my life. Eren losing it never gets old and is incredibly infectious.

  • @Smokie_666
    @Smokie_666 Рік тому

    Wow... you two trying to discuss what might be considered a plot while she is just jamming out to the synth music is perfection. Instantly subbed!

  • @andrewcurtis4568
    @andrewcurtis4568 Рік тому +6

    Oh yes, you picked a stone cold classic today, Jason.

  • @MMCUSN
    @MMCUSN Рік тому +1

    20:42 The worse toy gun they could find for $2.
    25:55 I'll hit you with so many lefts , you're gonna beg for a right.

  • @marivera77
    @marivera77 Рік тому

    That synth background track will be stuck in your head for weeks!

  • @sylvainmichaud2262
    @sylvainmichaud2262 Рік тому +1

    20 years !
    Aged like a fine wine.

  • @erict149
    @erict149 Рік тому +1

    Nothing like an edible and a SBIG video. This one was outstanding! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @jasonviande5053
    @jasonviande5053 6 місяців тому +1

    That beginning beat sounds like music from Toejam & Earl

  • @stonecoldku4161
    @stonecoldku4161 Рік тому +1

    Black Pepper looks like he should've been called Salt.

  • @timelink3315
    @timelink3315 Рік тому +1

    I kid you not the song this movie plays over and over again sounds exactly like music from flash games made in the mid 2000s on newgrounds.

  • @jawarholol4651
    @jawarholol4651 2 місяці тому

    I have watched this movie religiously for like 3 years and somehow it gets better everytime. For some reason I gravitate towards terrible movies that have the most terrible, yet catchy soundtracks, and this ranks right up there with Mutant and Undefeatable with the best soundtracks. I love it when Erin gets it and starts dancing lol

  • @MisterReltec
    @MisterReltec 7 місяців тому +1

    This music sounds exactly like the soundtrack from the game Toejam & Earl.

  • @usafrescue5816
    @usafrescue5816 Рік тому +1

    The punch sound effects were amazing.

  • @megatronjenkins2473
    @megatronjenkins2473 Рік тому +2

    11:55 Brian, what the fùck?!? Brother Daddy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @elephant_888
      @elephant_888 Рік тому

      I know right???!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
      I was also thinking WTF?!?! 😂

  • @quinkelly1441
    @quinkelly1441 Рік тому +1

    What this movie needed was some people judo tossing some bears over beaver dams

  • @ericduong584
    @ericduong584 Рік тому

    20:13 kills me that his foot is stuck backwards too haha

  • @noneya3635
    @noneya3635 Рік тому +1

    Erin’s response to the end was perfect. This was laugh out loud riot a minute watching group. And we all say thank ye.

  • @thorninhio46
    @thorninhio46 Рік тому +1

    I think we have a new champion. That was hilarious, especially the discount Stan Lee as the old police officer 🤣

  • @stunts14
    @stunts14 Рік тому

    39 seconds in, the way you say "edited" is my favorite part of this video. Keep up the good work.

  • @grendelum
    @grendelum Рік тому +1

    1:41 this music is straight out of _toejam and earl_ the 16-bit game… whole soundtrack and effects are like the _double dragon_ arcade game

    • @langleymneely
      @langleymneely Рік тому +1

      Nice reference, are you Red Letter Media fan? Cause Josh on that channel had the exact same observation! Once I heard that comparison I can’t unhear it!😂

  • @rickyd-lux9067
    @rickyd-lux9067 Рік тому +1

    I bet this movie being made over 25 years is what inspired the film "Boyhood".

  • @bfshinn
    @bfshinn Рік тому +1

    That was amazing!!! It’s up there with Champagne and Bullets..

  • @ALWTunes
    @ALWTunes Рік тому

    As soon as that opening music started, my first thought was the Toe Jam and Earl soundtrack has been inspirational. Haha.

  • @pr9039
    @pr9039 Рік тому +2

    I remember seeing this on BOTW, and they actually showed the butt-knife scene. I laughed so hard I had to pause that shit.

  • @clintgoodwill4545
    @clintgoodwill4545 Рік тому +1

    This "movie" had everything, action, drama bad acting, plot all over the place. Solid gold in the sbig hall of frame.

  • @wizzelhoart
    @wizzelhoart Рік тому

    stunning. His color selection is just out of this world

  • @goodpplz123
    @goodpplz123 Рік тому +1

    I did not understand anything happening in this movie and I’m in love. This is getting watched for our next bad movie night. This is like that decathlon scene in Billy Madison . At no point did anything you said made any sense and I award you no points. I live for this glorious shit.

  • @TheArcticSaint4747
    @TheArcticSaint4747 Рік тому

    “In one scene, a car rolls down a cliff and then bursts into flames. The car, a 1979 Datsun B210, belonged to film's director Jahangir Salehi's daughter Samira. She had paid for the car herself, but after she dated a man whom Jahangir forbade her to see, he took away the car and told her she'd never see it again. After seeing the completed film at a screening in 2005, Samira finally learned the fate of her car.”
    Chefs kiss.

  • @lassipaasi
    @lassipaasi Рік тому +1

    I have no words how entertaining this was. I just… I don’t know 😂😂😂 Thank You for existing SBIG!

  • @HighOverlordSnarffieBeagle
    @HighOverlordSnarffieBeagle Рік тому

    I like how one of the tough bikers riding 25 down the highway had a Honda logo on the back of his vest, because everyone knows those Harley riding tough bikers are huge fans of Hondas

  • @punchfisttop
    @punchfisttop Рік тому +1

    A are gem of complete incompetence. So glad to watch it with you guys!!!

  • @TanukiOkiyo
    @TanukiOkiyo Рік тому +1

    25:55 Actual footage of Sammy Hagar telling Eddie Van Halen he’s leaving the band.

  • @MsNikkieMichelle
    @MsNikkieMichelle Рік тому +1

    18:52 he did a Seagal!!