The best part about 1:57, Sattar Buksh? Starbucks actually sued him, but because it was literally his name, and because he wasn't actually using their logo, Starbucks completely lost the case.
Timestamps: 0:01 Intro 0:07 McDonald's 0:40 KFC 1:30 Subway 1:44 Starbucks 2:01 Dunkin Donuts 2:08 Domino's Pizza 2:12 Taco Bell 2:24 Burger King 2:39 Pizza Hut 2:48 Lego (Wait... this isn't fast food) 3:08 Microsoft Windows (Wait... this isn't fast food either)
Do you know Jesus Christ can set you free from sins and save you from hell today Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today Romans 6.23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus
RIP Borders :( Starbucks was originally way more of a "coffee in a bookstore" kind of deal as opposed to "coffee, no books". I feel old saying that, but around 15-20 years ago, I would almost exclusively see Starbucks inside of large bookstores.
if you look closely on the picture, you can see book names on the right and what looks like a coffee pricelist on the left, so it probably is a bookstore-cafe mix
Okay I want to clear up something, Pizza Patron is not a Pizza Hut rip off like the Pizza stores shown here, it's a legit Pizza chain, at least here in Texas, and it runs on Mexican inspired Pizzas, which are pretty good if I say so myself. At one point they even accepted Mexican bills, or "pesos" for currency, but that has since stopped. I remember as kid, their pizza came in... all shapes and sizes... sorry that's as best I can explain but nowadays their pies are the generic triangle slices every chain has. Obviously if Pizza Patron was a blatant rip off the name "Pizza Hut" then they would have been sued long ago. But they're still standing, again, here in Texas. Not sure if they even operate in other states lol. Just wanted to to say this because I cannot stand by such accusations of one of my favorite Pizza places. Hubert Humphrey should've won
I was looking for this comment. Their program of accepting Mexican money was called "Pizza por Pesos" and I still remember coming back from a vacation thinking "That's what I can use this leftover money on."
They operate in 4 states. Illinois for some reason, California, Texas, and my home state Arizona. Pizza is still good atleast in my local store, easily take it over Little Ceasers.
Do you know Jesus Christ can set you free from sins and save you from hell today Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today Romans 6.23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus
How convenient that there were enough double bootlegs, copying several brands at the same time, to make for smooth transitions between each segment of these video. *chef's kiss*
Also about the pizza king and burger hut, if they placed their names properly on the board they would've succesfully impersonated both the companies cleverly without breaking law
There’s a story about how in Europe McDonalds lost the rights to The Big Mac and Burger King teased them by putting it in their menu I think it was like: “Not a Big Mac”
@Logan Froelich the trademark case happened in Ireland since it was an Irish chain that McDonalds was beefing with (Supermac’s) but somehow the turnout affected all of Europe
... Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today Holy Spirit Can give you peace guidance and purpose and the Lord will John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus
Michael really went through a character arc in this video. First he was Michael Alone, then he lost faith in his own identity and became Wichael Alone... but by the end of the video he'd regained his confidence and built himself back up to become the founder of Michaelsoft Binbows. He truly is a hero of the people.
3:08 For anyone curious, I would highly recommend Nick Robinson's mini-doc called '"MICHAELSOFT BINBOWS" isn't what you think it is.' He tracks down the story and the original location of the store. Turns out, it isn't a knockoff or mistranslation, but an intentional work of parody.
I have to be honest, KGB and Burger Singh are actually really genius adaptations of restaurants in a country that's the former USSR and a country that's the birthplace of Sikhism (if you don't know they all change their last name to Singh).
"My Flavourite Chicken" boxes are a generic brand of food box, lots of indie takeouts (think kebab shops) use them. I know it says "flavourite" on the box but I always read MFC as "my fucking chicken"
I've had many a meal at Kennedy Fried Chicken. I was actually surprised to find one in a quite upscale neighborhood once. It is a 50+ year old chain and there are quite a lot of them. Also, Burek King, a burek is a type of food, I think it's Turkish.
1:48 this reminds me of when I worked at a bridal store. We had bridesmaids dresses made by a brand called starbox. I’d direct customers to the starbox dresses and they’d always be like “wait, you guys have Starbucks?”
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker one phoneme of difference which isn’t easy to distinguish if you’ve grown up with a more straightforward vowel system or a very diff accent
This comment should srsly be pinned. ... (Like, in the traditional YuToobe way, not like a, yanno, a, uh, margarinefly-pretty-thing labelled on a board way.)
I thought "starfucks" was the funniest thing and then Matt screeched 'SFFCCCKS' like a chicken that had hit its limit and was going ballistic Artistry, sheer artistry
I was in Spain for my holidays recently and I passed a bootleg McDonald’s. Instead of serving burgers it served pork and I’m pretty sure the place was called McJamon
Please make another one of these knockoff videos! Also, thank you for including the the clip accompanying "Pizza Roof", I was in hysterics for a full 5 minutes at that!
The genocide burger challenge at Hitler has never been beaten. You have to stay from open till close and consume their whole stock of burger patties. If you win you get a shirt with a problematic symbol on the arm.
Exactly. Just look at the logo. It’s literally Ho Chi Minh or something. Edit: i said or something. I don’t care if it’s the person who made the KGB. I have been educated?
2:33 Burek is a Balkan/Turkish dish, like a meat pie - apparently that particular restaurant, in Slovenia, sold it alongside normal burger bar type food it's not the only Burek King either, but it is the only one to approximate the Burger King logo so closely
2:31 I also think Bulgur King is quite clever, as bulgur is traditional West Asian food as well. Obviously it's a rip-off, but one with a nice play on words.
Like the Pizza Patrón comment from Steve, I also want to mention that Michaelsoft Binbows is not really a "knock-off", it's a pun. "Binbou" means "in poverty" in Japanese. Michealsoft Binbows is a computer store in Japan that went with a "Windows computers for cheap" kind of imagery that got lost in translation. It has since closed. Still a copycat you might argue, but there's some reason behind it.
I was thrilled when Matt said "its burgerin' time" at 2:30 and burgered all over the screen. Magnificent. Couldnt expect less from an official video recording made by the one and only Matt Rose
2:40 Funny coincidence: A friend of my sister actually works at a Pizza Hot restaurant. Don't know if it's like a knockoff chain or individual restaurants, but considering the Pizza Hot from the video is apparently in Denmark based on the domain name ending for the website they have plastered on their window and the fact that we live less than an hour's drive from the Danish border is kind of interesting... Oh, and if you're wondering about that particular knockoff Pizza Hut's pizza quality... Hilariously enough, it's leagues above the actual Pizza Hut XD
i laughed so hard watching this i feel like i just did an ab workout... i'd probably have a 6-pack if only i didn't eat so much oMc McDnoalds and Bulgarking
imagine as a kid going to your local bootleg food place that you frequent all the time, then growing up and moving somewhere else, and you say that every actual food place is just like the one at your hometown, only to realize the harsh truth that you were never dining at the true food chain this has happened to me
You should do something like 'Insane Restaurant Stories'. I'll go first. I witnessed a waiter at nando's drop all the food, pick it back up again and serve it to the people as if nothing happened. Never going Nandos again.
I ordered two Italian cheese breads from Little Caesars and when I got to the car they smelled suspiciously of cinnamon. Opened them up, cinnamon sticks. Took them back in and the lady ordering wanted some. They tried to give her the ones I just brought back in and couldn't understand why she might not want them. Made me wonder how many returns they'd served me. :/
i was in a ihop and two of the staff started fighting some plates got broken my favorite part was when the manager opened his door and looked out "right as the plates broke" he calmly went back into the room and closed the door as if noting happened everyone else in the ihop just kept working another staff member gave us our food and apologized about the noise.
To make matters more hilarious: McDaniel's has been part of the Gundam UC canon since 1985's Zeta Gundam. The fact that it's a real bootleg restaurant loosely related to the fake anime restaurant is just perfect.
Sometimes, my school does a "Starbooks" event in the library. It's usually : Go into the library at lunch, sit down and grab a book (they don't check whether you read it or not, I usually just chat with my friends and have one open in front of me), eat, and they come around and give you free hot chocolate.
A list of my favorites: 0:30 Mc Kebab (he scares me) 1:11 KGB (wait w h a t) 1:42 uuuhhhhhmm….. 1:59 ASUHFFCCKSS 2:04 Donkeyyyy Donuts 2:21 Taco King (and a questionable logo design) 2:28 Burger Madam & Sir (wow such formal) 2:41 Pizza HUH?? 3:08 Mike is short for Michaelsoft
You know the funny thing about KGB? Yeah that was made by us Russians, these people have a good sense of humour (and it translates to "Chicken of a Big Town (or Bolshevik Town)") Also that small Christmas tree is such a mood lmao
There all on other countries and/or continents. Their can be so much lawsuits that it would take months to clear them out, and their would be more that would be established in a small amount of time, so some decide to let them be
a lot of them are only small businesses, so they can fly under the radar, and a lot of the bigger ones are in countries whose justice systems are not accommodating to western litigators (Russia, China, Saudi Arabia etc.)
1:56 Fun fact: Sattarbuksh Cafe was actually sued by Starbucks for copyright. Sattarbuksh Cafe actually won the case, because 'Sattar Buksh' refers to the name of the owner of the Café(who's face is on the logo), and isn't just words meant to sound vaguely like 'Starbucks'. Also, I think the mustache chair on the right of the image there is adorable.
gotta love how half of these sound like those off-brand places someone would go to in a cartoon, my flavorite chicken and Kennedy fried chicken being standouts lol
Matt my sweet summer child, Michealsoft Binbows actually is a computer repair and swap shop that was in Japan. It used the Microsoft Windows style as a fun typeface to really get people to talk about it.
2:47 is in an alternate universe where instead of making meth, Walter joins forces with Gus to make chicken, and they form the Chicken and Pizza Brothers. The two had an argument before Walter took a slice of pizza, and teleported to his house in anger, and threw the pizza on the roof.
Brace yourself because I'm about to "Ackchyually." McDonalds originally had one golden arch, they only later changed it to an "M." We still have one of the original single arch restaurants here in New Jersey.
While driving through Vermont, my little cousins and I saw a very small Burger King that we nicknamed Burger Prince. So I'm glad there's an actual Burger Queen out there. What a sizzling, greasy dynasty!
There are too many KFC knockoffs in the UK. However I have actually tried MFC. You actually get your money's worth for the family meal and the chicken is seasoned and it's not dry either. You also get 1.5 litres of Coke or Pepsi at no extra price. Edit: R.I.P. MFC, they changed their name to Freddy's Chicken and Pizza.
There's about 21 McDonalds bootlegs in total, 45 KFC bootlegs in total (With the Kentucky fried Hitler), 13 Subway bootlegs in total, 13 Starbucks bootlegs in total, 6 Dunkin' Donuts bootlegs in total, 4 Dominos Pizza bootlegs in total, 5 Taco Bell bootlegs in total, 12 Burger King bootlegs in total, 9 Pizza hut bootlegs in total, and 1 Windows bootleg in total Which all adds up to 129 bootlegs in total of the entire video
Pizza patron is its own thing, actually. Like, it's just like every other chain pizza restaurant, but its distinctiveness would hold up in a court of law.
I never expected to see MFC. One of my local pizza places sends chips and chicken nuggets in those boxes. Surprisingly, it is actually my personal flavourite chicken. I'd take it over KFC any day of the week. I've also got another local pizza place called Mario's which genuinely just has official Nintendo artwork of Super Mario plastered on the walls outside.
0:27 Whoever thought it was a good idea to name their restaurant “why not”… Is an absolute genius because I totally would eat there because of it. “Why not”, as they say.
1:29 I have seen someone look exactly like that before, I was in the streets of Austria then I saw this homless dude selling nice paintings, hope he's doing well.
This is hilarious. Just showed up on my feed. Oddly enough, we did have a "Burger Queen" franchise in the US during the 1970's. It was in cooperation with "Burger King" and their "mascot" was "Queenie Bee". The "Burger King" and "Queenie Bee" characters would often appear together on TV commercials.
As a few other people have said, Pizza Patron isn’t a Pizza Hut rip-off, but an entirely different franchise located all over Texas. I’ve seen them all over the place since I was little. Their pizza is actually really good, too.
Speaking of McDonald's knockoffs, there was one near me called "McWalter". I once ordered a small burger from that restaurant, and got a giant burger instead. (Imagine a Big Mac, but 5x larger)
0:33 It's funny because the Chinese name is also a close rip-off. In Chinese the regular name for McDonald's is 麦当劳 (mai dang lao) but this says 麦当家 (mai dang jia). Ironically (I may be wrong but I think) "mai dang jia" is kind of a nicer-sounding name because "jia" is used to refer to restaurants but also mainly means "house/home/family". ~:~
Aw damn this makes me nostalgic for when I used to live in South East London, there were rip off KFCs everywhere. There was also a London specific chain called Morley's that generated its own ripoffs, it specialised in 'The Triple M burger' and it's tagline was 'Mmm...It tastes better' and so I saw several chicken shops called things like 'MMM' with their own versions of the burger.
The worst knock-off I ever heard was the Chinese *Sandwich* in Beijing (1:35), and worst of all, that restaurant is like 5 foots away from a normal Subway. Thanks, China for that disgusting copycat.
The best part about 1:57, Sattar Buksh? Starbucks actually sued him, but because it was literally his name, and because he wasn't actually using their logo, Starbucks completely lost the case.
That is the funniest "case lost" situation ive ever heard
Now that's ladies and gentlemen a certified 🗿 moment
Lol I didn’t know that. That place has the funniest names for their menu items though, it’s actually kinda clever.
I think he did change the logo to look less like Starbucks though, but yeah, it’s still around. Sattar Buksh is a gigachad lol
The best part is that their image is completely different as well, it's very moustache and tea based.
it's crazy how many names you could come up with and they decide to make a bootleg of the same 10 restaurants
its because its funny I assume
If this is in any way going to affect profit, the effect is not going to be positive.
Probably because people like familiarity
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@@chri-k I think afc makes sense, asian fried chicken I suppose, or KCD looks like Korean Fried ?
Timestamps:
0:01 Intro
0:07 McDonald's
0:40 KFC
1:30 Subway
1:44 Starbucks
2:01 Dunkin Donuts
2:08 Domino's Pizza
2:12 Taco Bell
2:24 Burger King
2:39 Pizza Hut
2:48 Lego (Wait... this isn't fast food)
3:08 Microsoft Windows (Wait... this isn't fast food either)
There are official candy LEGO bricks, at least, if you consider candy to be fast food.
“Wait, LEGO isn’t fast food”
Babies under the age of 3: 🍽
@@YummyCracker👶🏿
Do you know Jesus Christ can set you free from sins and save you from hell today
Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven
There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today
Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell
Come to Jesus Christ today
Jesus Christ is only way to heaven
Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void
Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today
Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today
Romans 6.23
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
John 3:16-21
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
Mark 1.15
15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.
2 Peter 3:9
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
Hebrews 11:6
6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
Jesus
Microsoft Windows is my favorite Food
If "starbooks" is a bookshop mixed with a starbucks like café I would genuinely unironically go there
RIP Borders :( Starbucks was originally way more of a "coffee in a bookstore" kind of deal as opposed to "coffee, no books". I feel old saying that, but around 15-20 years ago, I would almost exclusively see Starbucks inside of large bookstores.
@@its_the_bird That's cool! I didn't know that. Coffee and books is such a vibe, even though I don't like coffee
Have you been to literally any Barnes&Nobles because it’s exactly that
@@rampageblizzard No, I haven't :( They don't have those in my country
if you look closely on the picture, you can see book names on the right and what looks like a coffee pricelist on the left, so it probably is a bookstore-cafe mix
Okay I want to clear up something, Pizza Patron is not a Pizza Hut rip off like the Pizza stores shown here, it's a legit Pizza chain, at least here in Texas, and it runs on Mexican inspired Pizzas, which are pretty good if I say so myself. At one point they even accepted Mexican bills, or "pesos" for currency, but that has since stopped. I remember as kid, their pizza came in... all shapes and sizes... sorry that's as best I can explain but nowadays their pies are the generic triangle slices every chain has. Obviously if Pizza Patron was a blatant rip off the name "Pizza Hut" then they would have been sued long ago. But they're still standing, again, here in Texas. Not sure if they even operate in other states lol. Just wanted to to say this because I cannot stand by such accusations of one of my favorite Pizza places.
Hubert Humphrey should've won
I was looking for this comment. Their program of accepting Mexican money was called "Pizza por Pesos" and I still remember coming back from a vacation thinking "That's what I can use this leftover money on."
They operate in 4 states. Illinois for some reason, California, Texas, and my home state Arizona. Pizza is still good atleast in my local store, easily take it over Little Ceasers.
wow, i live in texas and ive never heard of it
@@primrose6961 there are multiple of them where I am, I just ordered from one because this thread keeps reminding me of its existence
@@sensifacient i’ll google it
The fact kfc has a bootleg with every letter of the alphabet is hilarious to me 💀
Do you know Jesus Christ can set you free from sins and save you from hell today
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There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today
Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell
Come to Jesus Christ today
Jesus Christ is only way to heaven
Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void
Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today
Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today
Romans 6.23
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
John 3:16-21
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
Mark 1.15
15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.
2 Peter 3:9
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
Hebrews 11:6
6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
Jesus
How convenient that there were enough double bootlegs, copying several brands at the same time, to make for smooth transitions between each segment of these video. *chef's kiss*
You can see that he actually put a lot of effort into the video
I noticed that too. I thought it was cool
Wait so why was the subway transition a picture of Adolf Hitler?
Bootleg? As in a bott to put on a leg? English is weird.
Also about the pizza king and burger hut, if they placed their names properly on the board they would've succesfully impersonated both the companies cleverly without breaking law
There’s a story about how in Europe McDonalds lost the rights to The Big Mac and Burger King teased them by putting it in their menu
I think it was like:
“Not a Big Mac”
@@axelestial thanks, I had no freaking idea what it was called
@Logan Froelich the trademark case happened in Ireland since it was an Irish chain that McDonalds was beefing with (Supermac’s) but somehow the turnout affected all of Europe
Lol to all of this 😂
Honestly guys I have no idea what the term was, I wouldn’t be surprised if they used all of them
I saw "Not a Big Mac" advertised on Television in the UK 😂
The transition from Burger King knockoffs to Pizza Hut was excellent
People don’t even talk about how it originally started with Taco Bell before Burger King.
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Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven
There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today
Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell
Come to Jesus Christ today
Jesus Christ is only way to heaven
Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void
Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today
Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today
Holy Spirit Can give you peace guidance and purpose and the Lord will
John 3:16-21
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
Mark 1.15
15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.
2 Peter 3:9
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
Hebrews 11:6
6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
Jesus
Same with the Dunkin Donuts to Domino's.
Michael really went through a character arc in this video. First he was Michael Alone, then he lost faith in his own identity and became Wichael Alone... but by the end of the video he'd regained his confidence and built himself back up to become the founder of Michaelsoft Binbows. He truly is a hero of the people.
Michael lore 😎
He always comes back
It’s giving if Michael Afton possessed random buildings instead of a body
Nah, Michael's watching Marrrtttrvc rosr
3:08 For anyone curious, I would highly recommend Nick Robinson's mini-doc called '"MICHAELSOFT BINBOWS" isn't what you think it is.' He tracks down the story and the original location of the store. Turns out, it isn't a knockoff or mistranslation, but an intentional work of parody.
It's also a Japanese pun that directly conveys the service offered
was just about to say this!!
I've always thought Nick was Matt's adventrous twin brother
In 1971, Bill Grates invented Michaelsoft.
Wouldn't be cool if I can remember my dingus password?
*puts sunglasses on*
Now that would be cool.
I was going to say exactly that
I have to be honest, KGB and Burger Singh are actually really genius adaptations of restaurants in a country that's the former USSR and a country that's the birthplace of Sikhism (if you don't know they all change their last name to Singh).
What are you on about?
Although Singh is a very common Indian name.
As a Russian, you are 100% correct
"My Flavourite Chicken" boxes are a generic brand of food box, lots of indie takeouts (think kebab shops) use them. I know it says "flavourite" on the box but I always read MFC as "my fucking chicken"
MFC can mean Mother Fucking Chicken or Monkey Fucking a Coconut
Lmao! That's even better!
my dad's restaurant uses those MFC boxes, and i crack up whenever i look at them
i read it as "my fucking cock" the first time through if that makes it better
motherfucking chicken!
“nomino’s nom nom nom” is quite possibly the best name for a restaurant I’ve ever heard
Gives me the same giggle as a fluffy moth being in my sight
@@Anotherchild_lol ….. *WHAT*
@@spiritedaway0tutu what? Can someone not like moths?
@ቿ butterflies are scene moths or moths are goth butterflies. either way, youre terrified of em
What about “Hitler”?
I've had many a meal at Kennedy Fried Chicken. I was actually surprised to find one in a quite upscale neighborhood once. It is a 50+ year old chain and there are quite a lot of them. Also, Burek King, a burek is a type of food, I think it's Turkish.
1:48 this reminds me of when I worked at a bridal store. We had bridesmaids dresses made by a brand called starbox. I’d direct customers to the starbox dresses and they’d always be like “wait, you guys have Starbucks?”
should have sold hearing aides too
@@forguanterasmus5794 True. How did they mishear that? Starbox and Starbucks are easy to distinguish auditorily. At least, I think so anyway... lol
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker ? not everyone has perfect hearing that's silly lol
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker not really, I got it wrong the first time, too
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker one phoneme of difference which isn’t easy to distinguish if you’ve grown up with a more straightforward vowel system or a very diff accent
This entire video is just a visual representation of what goes on in my brain when I forget the name of something and tries to remember it
Hmm what’s the place hmmm…. I know! *hitler*
This comment should srsly be pinned.
...
(Like, in the traditional YuToobe way, not like a, yanno, a, uh, margarinefly-pretty-thing labelled on a board way.)
@Jude Knowles Imagine going on a date with your crush at *hitler*
@@FlamingSkyess-ni6ri imagine going to eat brunch at *hitler*
@@FlamingSkyess-ni6ri I would go to *hitler* just to ask if they have any juice.
almost died when you put "yourway" and "myway" together.
Yourmywayway
o u r w a y
I thought "starfucks" was the funniest thing and then Matt screeched 'SFFCCCKS' like a chicken that had hit its limit and was going ballistic
Artistry, sheer artistry
1:59 gets me every time
@@IfImCommentingStopMe omg
Better than modern art, just like a 1-second painting by a blind elephant.
Matt the chicken
That was just ai generated right?
I was in Spain for my holidays recently and I passed a bootleg McDonald’s. Instead of serving burgers it served pork and I’m pretty sure the place was called McJamon
I remember that one, it's in torremolinos (málaga) aint it?
@@SiffrinISAT yep!
there is a café next to my house that is called "café google"
@@acolossalangrybook3169 💀
@@acolossalangrybook3169 what the hell is that place? What does their coffee taste like? Is it actually good?
Please make another one of these knockoff videos!
Also, thank you for including the the clip accompanying "Pizza Roof", I was in hysterics for a full 5 minutes at that!
The genocide burger challenge at Hitler has never been beaten.
You have to stay from open till close and consume their whole stock of burger patties. If you win you get a shirt with a problematic symbol on the arm.
6,000,000 burgers, all overcooked
They closed the place down and split the storefront between a burger place and a Russian perogi shop.
@andrew ramlall
OHHH MY GOD JVDJVHJCJHFH 😂😂
With mustard?
@@judgesaturn507 With relish, of course
There's no way KGB wasn't done on purpose. That's the service I'd want from my restaurant
Exactly. Just look at the logo. It’s literally Ho Chi Minh or something.
Edit: i said or something. I don’t care if it’s the person who made the KGB. I have been educated?
Same here, I want to try their food.
Menu says that they have a Proletarian burger and Comrade Mauser burger.
I have it in my town and yes... it is USSR themed lol
@@jinnlikespurple LMAO
I forgot how quickly I can be reduced to laugh-tear by watching a few oldies of yours 😂
It never occurred to me that Dippin Donuts was a bootleg. 😂 I always just excepted it as another donut shop.
Same with pizza patron
@@BluExtaByte SAAAME
@@BluExtaByte it isn't a bootleg
@@BluExtaByte patron isn't a bootleg, its a legitimate mexican pizza chain based in texas
Accepted, my guy! "Except" is a different word entirely
2:33 Burek is a Balkan/Turkish dish, like a meat pie - apparently that particular restaurant, in Slovenia, sold it alongside normal burger bar type food
it's not the only Burek King either, but it is the only one to approximate the Burger King logo so closely
2:31 I also think Bulgur King is quite clever, as bulgur is traditional West Asian food as well. Obviously it's a rip-off, but one with a nice play on words.
Why is there so many yellow, old walls in places like this? I feel like i should've seen it someday but i didn't.
we have it in novi sad, serbia
Can confirm, I was born in Bosnia. They're amazing.
I remember seeing one in Maribor around 2013-15, but I think it closed down.
1:12 the KGB caught me off guard 😂
Like the Pizza Patrón comment from Steve, I also want to mention that Michaelsoft Binbows is not really a "knock-off", it's a pun. "Binbou" means "in poverty" in Japanese. Michealsoft Binbows is a computer store in Japan that went with a "Windows computers for cheap" kind of imagery that got lost in translation. It has since closed.
Still a copycat you might argue, but there's some reason behind it.
Was a computer store in Japan.
@@Oturan20 Hence "it has since closed".
Think it was Nick Robinson who did a great video on Michaelsoft Binbows
Nick Robinson fan
Did you have to book a flight to Japan?
“Kent’s Tuck Inn Fried Chicken” genuinely made me spit out my coffee - so proud to be from Kent. Big up the Medway Posse!!! 😂🍗
Big Win mate
I actually really liked that one.
0:20 "Midc - My" got me dying on the floor 🤣🤣🤣
0:21*
I was thrilled when Matt said "its burgerin' time" at 2:30 and burgered all over the screen. Magnificent. Couldnt expect less from an official video recording made by the one and only Matt Rose
This is truly one of the UA-cam videos of all time.
Dead meme
@@ivyhearst3554 it's burgerin' time
@@darthgames3 Dead meme lol
@@kittycatkaii3780 kid named dead:
3:03 the way the 'lego' brand is also off brand makes this set even better 😂
2:40 Funny coincidence: A friend of my sister actually works at a Pizza Hot restaurant. Don't know if it's like a knockoff chain or individual restaurants, but considering the Pizza Hot from the video is apparently in Denmark based on the domain name ending for the website they have plastered on their window and the fact that we live less than an hour's drive from the Danish border is kind of interesting...
Oh, and if you're wondering about that particular knockoff Pizza Hut's pizza quality... Hilariously enough, it's leagues above the actual Pizza Hut XD
The Burger Hut next door to the Pizza King was definitely my favourite 😂
I really appreciate that you made a point of linking the sections together with the combination Pizza King/Burger Hut/etc. Great attention to detail
I had the honour of seeing “MFC: my flavourite chicken” in real life. It was a fish and chip shop.
did they have any chicken
@@PlutoTheSynth No, I heard it wasn’t people’s flavourite
I’ll be leaving now-
this video make me realize how large the world really is if we got THIS many restaurant knockoffs
I know, it’s kind of existentially terrifying…never thought I’d feel cosmic horror from *Pizza Roof*
Wendys clones where are they
@@pumkin610 Windy’s
Wenny’s
Weddy’s
Wandy’s
Wenda’s
McWendall’s
Wednesday’s
Just a few I came up with
@@Mayonnaise-m8h Those seem real
i laughed so hard watching this i feel like i just did an ab workout... i'd probably have a 6-pack if only i didn't eat so much oMc McDnoalds and Bulgarking
2:39 "Pizza Hat, Pizza Hot, Pizza HUUUUH!?" that huh one got me XD
imagine as a kid going to your local bootleg food place that you frequent all the time, then growing up and moving somewhere else, and you say that every actual food place is just like the one at your hometown, only to realize the harsh truth that you were never dining at the true food chain
this has happened to me
You should do something like 'Insane Restaurant Stories'. I'll go first. I witnessed a waiter at nando's drop all the food, pick it back up again and serve it to the people as if nothing happened. Never going Nandos again.
I ordered two Italian cheese breads from Little Caesars and when I got to the car they smelled suspiciously of cinnamon. Opened them up, cinnamon sticks. Took them back in and the lady ordering wanted some.
They tried to give her the ones I just brought back in and couldn't understand why she might not want them. Made me wonder how many returns they'd served me. :/
How cheeky of them.
i was in a ihop and two of the staff started fighting some plates got broken my favorite part was when the manager opened his door and looked out "right as the plates broke" he calmly went back into the room and closed the door as if noting happened everyone else in the ihop just kept working another staff member gave us our food and apologized about the noise.
Matt Rose as Gordon Ramsay
Burger Madam & Sir foot lettuce
To make matters more hilarious:
McDaniel's has been part of the Gundam UC canon since 1985's Zeta Gundam. The fact that it's a real bootleg restaurant loosely related to the fake anime restaurant is just perfect.
Sometimes, my school does a "Starbooks" event in the library. It's usually : Go into the library at lunch, sit down and grab a book (they don't check whether you read it or not, I usually just chat with my friends and have one open in front of me), eat, and they come around and give you free hot chocolate.
I wish I went to your school, I would actually read though lol
@@DarkWinterAMV I can't read. And I don't plan on learning.
i can just picture it,
sounds lovely.
@@amberthehoodiewearer are you a medieval peasant
Where's this school located? I know where I'm moving now
A list of my favorites:
0:30 Mc Kebab (he scares me)
1:11 KGB (wait w h a t)
1:42 uuuhhhhhmm…..
1:59 ASUHFFCCKSS
2:04 Donkeyyyy Donuts
2:21 Taco King (and a questionable logo design)
2:28 Burger Madam & Sir (wow such formal)
2:41 Pizza HUH??
3:08 Mike is short for Michaelsoft
You know the funny thing about KGB? Yeah that was made by us Russians, these people have a good sense of humour (and it translates to "Chicken of a Big Town (or Bolshevik Town)")
Also that small Christmas tree is such a mood lmao
@@misery_shun wow I never knew! That’s sooo cool 👍
@@misery_shun "Killing Gloves of Boxing"
1:28 - Now it's H-ler.
look at KGB very closely
It's so weird, it's like every major fast food corporation was put into an AI and these knock-offs are what it created.
1:59 : ah yes, my favorite cafe... The sffcccks 👍
_"Where We're Going Sargent?"_
"We're Going To The KGB"
_"Oh Really? Are You Part Of The CIA?"_
*"No Just Fricking Hungry"*
01:11
2:20 2:23 2:24 2:24 2:25 2:25 2:25
@@Outfit7effectslogosYTP Matt Rose |Vietisme.
1:17
"Mega Fwied Chikin...who's that?"
🤣🤣🤣😆😆🤣😂😂
You forgot the bit saying “taste of steam”.
apparently the translation AI thinks you said "Mega Liver Chikin"💀💀
1:27 caught me so off guard LMAO
1:28
ah yes
hitler fried chicken
swiss favourite
What makes it ironic is that it's in Thailand,which is an axis member.
I'm sure it's not kosher
Whoever chose the mascot for that restaurant should be arrested.😰
There's something about Matt Rose's videos that just always makes me smile 😁
Cheers to another good video!
2:06 that dunkin’ donuts to dominos transition is as smooth as my brain
I always get so excited when Matt posts, my day is already better before I’ve even seen it!
Yes! That's how I feel too. I see his vids pop up and I already give it a liked, because I know it'll make my day!
How any of these exist without getting sued is the most perplexing thing to me.
There all on other countries and/or continents. Their can be so much lawsuits that it would take months to clear them out, and their would be more that would be established in a small amount of time, so some decide to let them be
in my country, none of these original brands exist leaving people to make knock_offs
@@DarkDepth2000 I can understand what you wrote just fine overall, but what the *hell* was supposed to go where it says "crops xp try"?!
Pizza Patron is a legit chain tho
a lot of them are only small businesses, so they can fly under the radar, and a lot of the bigger ones are in countries whose justice systems are not accommodating to western litigators (Russia, China, Saudi Arabia etc.)
1:56 Fun fact: Sattarbuksh Cafe was actually sued by Starbucks for copyright. Sattarbuksh Cafe actually won the case, because 'Sattar Buksh' refers to the name of the owner of the Café(who's face is on the logo), and isn't just words meant to sound vaguely like 'Starbucks'.
Also, I think the mustache chair on the right of the image there is adorable.
"Mum, can we get McDonald's?"
"No, we have McDonald's at home"
McDonald's at home:
💀
@@officialSgtPepperArc360 Thank you. He didn’t say skull emoji this whole video, probably because there was nowhere to put it.
Modvald's!
1:12 KGB - "Our Restaurant."
“Eat here or go to Siberia”
I am absolutely loving this. Can’t stop laughing 😂🤣🤣
gotta love how half of these sound like those off-brand places someone would go to in a cartoon, my flavorite chicken and Kennedy fried chicken being standouts lol
Matt my sweet summer child, Michealsoft Binbows actually is a computer repair and swap shop that was in Japan. It used the Microsoft Windows style as a fun typeface to really get people to talk about it.
I heard they closed down
the Pizza HUH is probably my favorite. it's like passive aggressively asking if you want a pizza lol.
2:47 is in an alternate universe where instead of making meth, Walter joins forces with Gus to make chicken, and they form the Chicken and Pizza Brothers. The two had an argument before Walter took a slice of pizza, and teleported to his house in anger, and threw the pizza on the roof.
1:01 My flavourite chicken: frienship is magic
This is literally the funniest video i have found in the last year. Thank you.
-sincerely, the CEO of Pizza Huh
Brace yourself because I'm about to "Ackchyually." McDonalds originally had one golden arch, they only later changed it to an "M." We still have one of the original single arch restaurants here in New Jersey.
They always had to Arches, but the artist used to be on either side and separate
Yeah, but we have the "original, original" here in Cali 🙂
Cool
2:41 Pizza HUH?
Pita Hut!
Pizza dot. @@easttur19auttp
Pizza Dot.
Pizza Patrón.
Pizza…Roof!
While driving through Vermont, my little cousins and I saw a very small Burger King that we nicknamed Burger Prince. So I'm glad there's an actual Burger Queen out there. What a sizzling, greasy dynasty!
😂
There are too many KFC knockoffs in the UK.
However I have actually tried MFC. You actually get your money's worth for the family meal and the chicken is seasoned and it's not dry either. You also get 1.5 litres of Coke or Pepsi at no extra price.
Edit: R.I.P. MFC, they changed their name to Freddy's Chicken and Pizza.
There's about 21 McDonalds bootlegs in total,
45 KFC bootlegs in total (With the Kentucky fried Hitler),
13 Subway bootlegs in total,
13 Starbucks bootlegs in total,
6 Dunkin' Donuts bootlegs in total,
4 Dominos Pizza bootlegs in total,
5 Taco Bell bootlegs in total,
12 Burger King bootlegs in total,
9 Pizza hut bootlegs in total,
and 1 Windows bootleg in total
Which all adds up to 129 bootlegs in total of the entire video
gotta give matt credit here, the transition between two different restaurant chains is absolutely top tier
My favorite one I saw while living in China was "DoSub- Eat Fashion!" Honestly sold really good sandwhiches, tbh. I miss it
Pizza patron is its own thing, actually. Like, it's just like every other chain pizza restaurant, but its distinctiveness would hold up in a court of law.
I never expected to see MFC. One of my local pizza places sends chips and chicken nuggets in those boxes. Surprisingly, it is actually my personal flavourite chicken. I'd take it over KFC any day of the week.
I've also got another local pizza place called Mario's which genuinely just has official Nintendo artwork of Super Mario plastered on the walls outside.
Damn
I would assume MFC stands for MOTHAFUCKIN CHICKEN 🗣‼💥
Because it would be so fantastic if that were true
0:29
McTorta’s is my favorite one. Especially Chavo Del Ocho next to it.
I KNEW someone in the comments would point out he’s in there
CHAVES!!!!!!
Brazil
Thanks for pointing that out
Lol yeah
I can see the MFC restaurant's slogan being "Oi! That's mah fokin chicken"
0:27
Whoever thought it was a good idea to name their restaurant “why not”…
Is an absolute genius because I totally would eat there because of it.
“Why not”, as they say.
I hate when people steal elemetnary terms such as "kiss."
There used to be a cafe near me called "Why Not Eat Here", but everybody just called it "the Why Not" or "Why Not's".
1:29 I have seen someone look exactly like that before, I was in the streets of Austria then I saw this homless dude selling nice paintings, hope he's doing well.
Who's gonna tell him?
@@SonofTuscon99 you are
@@JaloDB no thanks.
I heard he got into politics
he might be living in germany now
This is hilarious. Just showed up on my feed. Oddly enough, we did have a "Burger Queen" franchise in the US during the 1970's. It was in cooperation with "Burger King" and their "mascot" was "Queenie Bee". The "Burger King" and "Queenie Bee" characters would often appear together on TV commercials.
As a few other people have said, Pizza Patron isn’t a Pizza Hut rip-off, but an entirely different franchise located all over Texas. I’ve seen them all over the place since I was little. Their pizza is actually really good, too.
It's proof that Texas was better when Spain owned it, and not the gay racist gringos.
bootleg outlets always have the goofiest names, how they even come up with them is beyond me 😂
*Micheal Alone*
@@Spongyboi897 *Wicheal Alone*
@@LuckyLeverVIEJO *Bichael Alone*
@@LuckyLeverVIEJO nah but sardar’s FISH “n” chicken 💀💀💀
HFC… I wonder who fried that…
This whole video, I was thinking of Michaelsoft Binbows, I'm so glad Matt showed the picture!
That pizza roof joke had me cackling
Like a witch, a hyena or a child?
These were hilarious. Comedy gold! Also, 2:59 KFC has turned into Family Children Services (yes. It's actually a thing).
Sand
Wich
I’m pretty sure that FCS is fried chicken shop
@@jpshy1130 I'm pretty sure you're right. I was just throwing in a joke there.
This is hilarious. We need a traveling food host who only visits bootleg restaurants around the world and compares them to the og.
0:11 MaDonal is a knockoff of McDonald's from Iraq (I think), and this knockoff is likely the only way Iraqi people can experience "McDonald's"
Speaking of McDonald's knockoffs, there was one near me called "McWalter". I once ordered a small burger from that restaurant, and got a giant burger instead. (Imagine a Big Mac, but 5x larger)
Don’t think so, the Iranian version is Mash/Marsh(?) Donald’s, if I recall correctly.
@@VenetusAlpha Iran and Iraq are 2 different countries.
@@pabblo1 Dangit, got distracted. Oops.
I’m pretty sure that’s Iran because I can understand the text
I wonder if bootleggers have fun with these.
I'd have a ball coming up with goofy names to plaster onto signs, personally.
“Hey bro what are you eating?”
*”O F C 💀💀💀”*
0:33 It's funny because the Chinese name is also a close rip-off. In Chinese the regular name for McDonald's is 麦当劳 (mai dang lao) but this says 麦当家 (mai dang jia). Ironically (I may be wrong but I think) "mai dang jia" is kind of a nicer-sounding name because "jia" is used to refer to restaurants but also mainly means "house/home/family".
~:~
So, should "Michael alone" be called "Mcdonia's"?
This video is absolutely hilarious, great job Matt once again 😂
I was cracking up slightly till the building with just "HITLER' on the side.. I DIED!!!! LAWL XD
Near my college we had a "chick fill a American restaurant" that was, in no way related, to actual chick fill a.
Matt rose you’ve done it again! Another banger video ❤️
Love the transitions between restaurants
0:15
Boy oh boy, that McDonald's sure is wack.
Aw damn this makes me nostalgic for when I used to live in South East London, there were rip off KFCs everywhere. There was also a London specific chain called Morley's that generated its own ripoffs, it specialised in 'The Triple M burger' and it's tagline was 'Mmm...It tastes better' and so I saw several chicken shops called things like 'MMM' with their own versions of the burger.
mmmm 3 wings and chips for a pound
dying this was actually hilarious as. hope to see more of these videos
The worst knock-off I ever heard was the Chinese *Sandwich* in Beijing (1:35), and worst of all, that restaurant is like 5 foots away from a normal Subway. Thanks, China for that disgusting copycat.
1:58 if I remember correctly, the story behind it was that this guy created this coffee shop and Starbucks tried to sue him for it but lost lmao
"FRENCH FRIES
FRY MOMO"
- The random paper we see at the Starducks Coffee image
Nothing to do with the video, but last night I had a dream I met Matt in real life. It was very strange. a bit scary.
What was I up to?
@@Matt_Rose i think you broke into my house
@@Matt_Rose At this rate you could make a video off of weird dreams people have had of you LMAO
@@StuffandThings_ weird dreams in general could be such a fun topic
Sometimes I have the weirdest dreams. One of them was a guy who only had one arm and was trying to kill me with a yellow yo yo
Lmao I've been calling McDonald's McDaniels for so long, seeing there's an actual bootleg store called McDaniels made me happy.