@@lightdarkequivalent7143 I did that once. Had an immortal guy who had lived nearly 900 years as King of a nation expanding it from one side of a continent to the other. He had over 200 kills on his own. I decided to give him madness, take him to an island I made, cure him of madness, have him make a kingdom separate from all the rest, and then gave him some friends and over time migrated other old characters over there using the same strategy. They all lived out the rest of their lives on that island with their immortal king, a warmonger gone pacifist.
Steven was truly cursed by greatness. He never asked for immortality. He was a humble man, a farmer. All he ever wanted was to tend his crops and love his family. He did not demand authority; authority was thrust upon him. And he took it wearily upon his shoulders as a true savior would. Steven knows that history will be unkind to him but he also knows that there are ages which demand tyrants as well as heroes. Who among us can truly disagree with him?
I disagree that Steve didn't play catch with all of his many hundreds of thousands of sons. I choose to believe that he was such a docile and friendly man that playing catch with that many people was all he spent his time doing. Then one day someone said, "catch this knife dad!" and Steve was no more. Absolutely tragic.
you know... when Gorg said "we're gonna name him Gorg. no, that's narcissistic. we're gonna name him Steven." and even before the Realm of Steve was named I had a feeling this wasn't a coincidence... what if, and hear me out on this one, Gorg's real name IS Steven and he's been narcissistic and throwing us off without us even knowing?
If you could name a villager Alex in your next one, I'd be so grateful, I'll come right to your house and clean it top to bottom...or something. We'll see how it goes.
This game has so much morre potential for the mordern fantasy and magic aesthetics like taming wild beasts, army including tamed beasts, visible defense formations (graphics), canons, warships, dungeons, etc. And some features like being able to aggro two creatures I guess... Sometimes it's just fun to see two opposing races fight to death.
Okay. So, Pu, and Mok were rebellions of Steve. Mok held onto the old land, rich in Steven History, mostly. I'm actually very happy that one of the oldest kingdoms stayed in mostly the same spot.
Love the rebellions! Hope you go back to previous maps you've done with a single winner and do the same there; turn on rebellions and see if the kingdom can hold itself together.
I like to imagine Holy Bic's culture basically turned it into a giant nation sized monastary so people just spend their time praying, eating, studying and gardening and that's why they just spent their time chilling on an island.
I found this video randomly and the first thing I that I noticed was how he sounded remarkably like GregBroDudeMan. I honestly had no idea he even had two channels, much less an entire channel that's exclusively for WorldBox.
Thought I’d share the story of one of my recent worlds, It is the story of the reign of a mighty orc demigod chief, a demigod with every blessing and talent to be had, starting his dynasty by building his camp with his own hands in the harsh deserts of his birth, Drugolak led his people to greatness, wielding his flaming sword and donning his adamantium armor both armaments of legend, he led his army to crush the long lasting dwarven cities in the southern mountains, he brought them to the east and vanquished the immortal elders of the elven council and laid waist to their forests, he led his men across the great northern sea to pillage and plunder the coasts of the plains continent and the human empires, but his journey did not end there, for he then continued his campaign of war to not crush, but instead to conquer the scattered orc tribes of the many islands between the north continent and the center land, bringing each tribe under his banner and spreading his glory throughout history and the world, Many battles he faced and many hardships he triumphed over, but his greatest challenge in his 983 year dynasty, and the one he never returned from, was when he braved the perilous, savage, jungles of the west and challenged the great ferocious beast, REBA the random monkey,🐒 , along with her vicious horde, he stood no chance when they barred their fangs and ripped him and his 20000 health apart. And so came the end of his tale, without his guidance and strength to hold the tribes together, they splintered into fragments of their former glory, rife with civil wars and rebellions across the land, and in this strife the remnants of the other three races seized their chance and attacked the warring tribes on all fronts, in the chaos that followed, the once great orc people fell again to the bottom of the world’s order, crushed under the boots of humans, elves, and dwarves alike, and so Drugolak’s memory lives on only told by word of mouth around the hearth by orc parents to their young, a tale of hope, hope that one day the orc tribes will find a new chief to unite under and rise again(perhaps one that won’t be killed by a monkey).
@@naoeveel I thank you for the kind words friend, It was not easy following Drugolak back then, it was a large world and I was on my phone, his battles shook the heavens and crashed the world many times throughout his dynasty, but i was already invested in his story by that time, I followed it until about one hundred years after his death, (fun fact, the humans also ran into Reba, and though they didn’t lose any kings, they crippled themselves with decades of attempts to colonize the wild jungles, and were soon destroyed by their greed (and the elves’ ridiculous expansion after the orcs’ fall from power)), but that’s where I stopped following the story, there would certainly never be another Drugolak, but perhaps one day a new chief would sail the seas, and I felt that was the best way to leave the story. I’ve been reminded of this world a few times over the last week, it’s made me want to do another long world like that, a story following elves, driven from the Great Forest, and striving ever onward to be able to retake their ancient homeland. But I’ll wait to do that until the next update releases, it has so much storytelling potential.
a neat little thing about the lore is that mok kinda made realm of steve survive , since they both had the same saying one went "in destiny we trust" steven being that destiny and mok went "destiny brings pride" They seem to uphold the steven religion
Speaking of Summerset Isles, you should do more content involving the elder scrolls. Maybe the Skyrim video again with the new army system, or Morrowind this time. Or Cyrodill
I bought this game for mobile. I've spent alot of time just building a world filling it with resources and animals, then comes the people or other races. After that I will set time to go faster then I just let it go for a good while before checking back in to see how things are. It's fun to occasionally just blow up a town or two of they'res randomly to see how they will adapt to it.
I have an immortal king in one of my worlds. When I found him he was sad and his bones were broken. He wouldn't eat either. I fixed his bones, blessed him, and gave him cows because he liked burgers. He never cheered up and continued to starve himself. I changed to world rules so no one would die from starvation. Then I gave the king extra protection whenever he went to fight enemy invaders. He's been sad for a thousand years at this point and killed 2000 people, including children, because he's a psychopath I guess. Also he's fathered thousands of children. I'm pretty sure, at this point, he's the ancestor of everybody on the planet.
I was rooting for Holy Bics success that whole time they just kept to themselves and stayed at home on their island they didn’t start anything and just wanted peace I’m so happy they survived XD
The religious: what's your religion? Me: ＳＴＥＶＥＮ The religious: what? Do you mean Christian? Me: ＳＴＥＶＥＮ The religious: no I mean who's your god? Me: ＳＴＥＶＥＮ
I wish world box got the point where civilization is today they have military bases roads cars Ships actual navy ships and hospitals and elections and presidents possible corruption lol but that would be so cool I wish some mod mod like that comes
@@dankboi4792 maybe naval warefare but not others cause the devs stated they weren’t going to do that since worldbox is a medieval fantasy themed game but maybe mods in the future could accomplish it
@@daconday yeah agree it would get a little too complicated the devs should make another game like this one but a little more modern like modern box or whatever they like
Tbh i was rooting for a Holy Bic - the last desendant of the Realm of the Steve and underdog of this map; was hoping for their last push and getting some land. but anyway great video.
Found your channel looking up things for world box I find you to be funny and to be a pretty coolio guy man I hope you gain more subs n looking forward to new vids man. Hope you’re having yourself a good evening and happy early Easter:D
Shout out to Holy Bic for being unproblematic and just living peacefully on their island for the entire game
ya i noticed that too
Holy Bic seems like a nice place to retire if you lived your whole life just fighting wars
@@lightdarkequivalent7143 I did that once. Had an immortal guy who had lived nearly 900 years as King of a nation expanding it from one side of a continent to the other. He had over 200 kills on his own. I decided to give him madness, take him to an island I made, cure him of madness, have him make a kingdom separate from all the rest, and then gave him some friends and over time migrated other old characters over there using the same strategy. They all lived out the rest of their lives on that island with their immortal king, a warmonger gone pacifist.
Yeah,give them a reward
Exactly what I thought
“How are you starving to death when you are in fact made of meat” -Gorg 2022
Gorg: Also made of meat
Man its been a year and it still sticks with me
Man commented in a year
Solution to world hunger
🤨 sus
The fact Pu knew their place is quite respectable honestly.
"If you can't be number one, be number pu"
Pu were the good sh!t
The best country I’ve ever seen, the best country I’ve ever seen.
@user-no3be4qo9i пока
Everyone knows the saying
Pu is the number 2
Steven was truly cursed by greatness. He never asked for immortality. He was a humble man, a farmer. All he ever wanted was to tend his crops and love his family. He did not demand authority; authority was thrust upon him. And he took it wearily upon his shoulders as a true savior would.
Steven knows that history will be unkind to him but he also knows that there are ages which demand tyrants as well as heroes. Who among us can truly disagree with him?
I love how Holy Bic was just chilling on their island for most of the game. Not bothering anybody and just living life.
It formed around year 600 and immediately got shoved onto the island.
@@AstroF0x yeah. And then just stayed there the rest of the game.
They really do be the truest descendants of Steven
When life gives you lemons!!
@@alistairgrey5089 is the thumbnail clickbate?
1000 years REAL time playing WorldBox...
Think how many updates you'd have to catch up with afterwards!
4
they will still be working on the new update
You're a sick man rob
About 2, and still no modern age
@yosprod💀
This game never ceases to prove how eventually humans will always kill their gods.
Well, it's their fault for giving that title to... killable things.
@@dr5dzdl26heretic, vile blasphemer, CAST HIM DOWN
Gotta teach them we aren't mere ants
Imagine you're just playing and you see a dude called Nietsche spawned randomly. Could be a cool easter egg tbh
And eventually ourselves 😅
Damn my man started this challenge in 1022 props to him
*1023
@@CasuallyShadow this was made in 2022 bruh
@@RahimAnimates have you heard of... time zones? In my time, in was posted in dec 31, 11:49PM
@@gaychainsaw646 that still was 2022 so what exactly is your point?
@@Ax3v3211 fr tho
"Why be number 1, when you can be number 2?" - Gorg 2022
Words to live by
Why be number 2, when you can be number 1?" -someone smarter than Gorg 2023
Better words to live by
@@pipthewarrior3738 “Why be number 1, when you can be number 0?” - Someone smarter than PipTheWarrior 2023
Best words to live by
@@RainyArab Why be number 0, when you could be -1? - someone even smarter than CaptainCaelan 2023
Bestest words to live by
@@dreadblock7592 “Why be number -1, when you can be number -2?” - Someone smarter than LordShrek 2023
Bestestest words to live by
@@pacoca75 "Why be number -2, when you can be number -3?" - Someone smarter than Pacoca 2023 Bestestester words to live by
I disagree that Steve didn't play catch with all of his many hundreds of thousands of sons.
I choose to believe that he was such a docile and friendly man that playing catch with that many people was all he spent his time doing.
Then one day someone said, "catch this knife dad!" and Steve was no more. Absolutely tragic.
These videos give me a tad bit of sanity in this chaotic world
Watching other chaotic worlds give me sanity.
you know... when Gorg said "we're gonna name him Gorg. no, that's narcissistic. we're gonna name him Steven." and even before the Realm of Steve was named I had a feeling this wasn't a coincidence... what if, and hear me out on this one, Gorg's real name IS Steven and he's been narcissistic and throwing us off without us even knowing?
I like the way you think
to me he sounds more like a bradley but thats just me
i figured it out
his name is greg xD
You know it's a good day when Gorg posts a new video.
yep! And it makes my day
Yes sir
Hey did anyone notice the Unbidden from Stellaris in the thumbnail?
"Guys, let's just appreciate that Gorg spent a thousand years to produce this entertaining video."
why is that in speech marks
@@Arman-tq4jqbecause it’s overused for likes and shit
world box is awesome
No, you're awesome
Indeed it is
Y E S
I love worldbox so much i can feel it coming inside of me
@@pinklasagna8328 That can be taken literally out of context... Go on...
I'm surprised the devs let civilizations go that far
mods
LMAOOOO
It's mods lol
Its mods
If you could name a villager Alex in your next one, I'd be so grateful, I'll come right to your house and clean it top to bottom...or something. We'll see how it goes.
I’ll make it happen ok?
@@aghost6818 me too!
Uh what happened he died or alex is you?
@@blackcube69 we all die in the end my friend
@@blackcube69 Alex is my name.
This game has so much morre potential for the mordern fantasy and magic aesthetics like taming wild beasts, army including tamed beasts, visible defense formations (graphics), canons, warships, dungeons, etc.
And some features like being able to aggro two creatures I guess... Sometimes it's just fun to see two opposing races fight to death.
Once they add controllable characters we need a "Surviving 1000 years in WorldBox" video.
king crab
Okay. So, Pu, and Mok were rebellions of Steve. Mok held onto the old land, rich in Steven History, mostly. I'm actually very happy that one of the oldest kingdoms stayed in mostly the same spot.
Love the rebellions! Hope you go back to previous maps you've done with a single winner and do the same there; turn on rebellions and see if the kingdom can hold itself together.
8:52
Reminded me of Flowey the Flower's line:
"In this world, you KILL or BE KILLED."
I like to imagine Holy Bic's culture basically turned it into a giant nation sized monastary so people just spend their time praying, eating, studying and gardening and that's why they just spent their time chilling on an island.
Honestly sounds like a perfect society
@@alfalldoot6715 yep, it's the chill island
@@alfalldoot6715 yep, it's the chill island
I found this video randomly and the first thing I that I noticed was how he sounded remarkably like GregBroDudeMan. I honestly had no idea he even had two channels, much less an entire channel that's exclusively for WorldBox.
Yeah same. It took me by complete surprise lol
Wait. This is that guy? I also found this video randomly, and didnt even notice.
Oh my god, it is that guy
I love when gorg says “its gorgin time” and gorgs al over the place
Since this video was 1000 years. 10 generations of my family have tried to watch this video
Steve really did say, "Fuck this solitude shit." and reproduced through Mitosis.
Thought I’d share the story of one of my recent worlds,
It is the story of the reign of a mighty orc demigod chief, a demigod with every blessing and talent to be had, starting his dynasty by building his camp with his own hands in the harsh deserts of his birth, Drugolak led his people to greatness, wielding his flaming sword and donning his adamantium armor both armaments of legend, he led his army to crush the long lasting dwarven cities in the southern mountains, he brought them to the east and vanquished the immortal elders of the elven council and laid waist to their forests, he led his men across the great northern sea to pillage and plunder the coasts of the plains continent and the human empires, but his journey did not end there, for he then continued his campaign of war to not crush, but instead to conquer the scattered orc tribes of the many islands between the north continent and the center land, bringing each tribe under his banner and spreading his glory throughout history and the world,
Many battles he faced and many hardships he triumphed over, but his greatest challenge in his 983 year dynasty, and the one he never returned from, was when he braved the perilous, savage, jungles of the west and challenged the great ferocious beast, REBA the random monkey,🐒 , along with her vicious horde, he stood no chance when they barred their fangs and ripped him and his 20000 health apart.
And so came the end of his tale, without his guidance and strength to hold the tribes together, they splintered into fragments of their former glory, rife with civil wars and rebellions across the land, and in this strife the remnants of the other three races seized their chance and attacked the warring tribes on all fronts, in the chaos that followed, the once great orc people fell again to the bottom of the world’s order, crushed under the boots of humans, elves, and dwarves alike, and so Drugolak’s memory lives on only told by word of mouth around the hearth by orc parents to their young, a tale of hope, hope that one day the orc tribes will find a new chief to unite under and rise again(perhaps one that won’t be killed by a monkey).
I actually cried this is so beautiful
@@naoeveel I thank you for the kind words friend,
It was not easy following Drugolak back then, it was a large world and I was on my phone, his battles shook the heavens and crashed the world many times throughout his dynasty, but i was already invested in his story by that time, I followed it until about one hundred years after his death, (fun fact, the humans also ran into Reba, and though they didn’t lose any kings, they crippled themselves with decades of attempts to colonize the wild jungles, and were soon destroyed by their greed (and the elves’ ridiculous expansion after the orcs’ fall from power)), but that’s where I stopped following the story, there would certainly never be another Drugolak, but perhaps one day a new chief would sail the seas, and I felt that was the best way to leave the story.
I’ve been reminded of this world a few times over the last week, it’s made me want to do another long world like that, a story following elves, driven from the Great Forest, and striving ever onward to be able to retake their ancient homeland.
But I’ll wait to do that until the next update releases, it has so much storytelling potential.
the fact everybody that existed in this, besides steven, were steven's children
a neat little thing about the lore is that mok kinda made realm of steve survive , since they both had the same saying
one went "in destiny we trust" steven being that destiny
and mok went "destiny brings pride"
They seem to uphold the steven religion
Speaking of Summerset Isles, you should do more content involving the elder scrolls. Maybe the Skyrim video again with the new army system, or Morrowind this time. Or Cyrodill
5:20
Steven: why?
The founder: you didn't came to my soccer game match!
Steven: i was busy
The founder: Busy what? Napping? You do that all day! >:(
Glad he continued this kind of, and I'm not sure if he saw my original comment but still happy.
I was jamming to that elevator music during the sped up portions. Amazing. 😂😂
The world needs more leaders like Steve. Instead of declaring war Putin should've taken a nap, or had a snickers.
I bought this game for mobile. I've spent alot of time just building a world filling it with resources and animals, then comes the people or other races. After that I will set time to go faster then I just let it go for a good while before checking back in to see how things are. It's fun to occasionally just blow up a town or two of they'res randomly to see how they will adapt to it.
Is it just me who has 90k+ years on a world? Idk why i did it.. but it's there and it got dem history. I've never seen someone have a world that long
i left mine running while i slept and went to work the next day. x5 sonic speed. it was wild
Oh yes, Steve, the almighty emperor of mankind
It's quite sad to see that this actually happens in real life, but quite funny to see that "they all share common ancestor, which is steven"
I have an immortal king in one of my worlds. When I found him he was sad and his bones were broken. He wouldn't eat either. I fixed his bones, blessed him, and gave him cows because he liked burgers. He never cheered up and continued to starve himself. I changed to world rules so no one would die from starvation. Then I gave the king extra protection whenever he went to fight enemy invaders. He's been sad for a thousand years at this point and killed 2000 people, including children, because he's a psychopath I guess. Also he's fathered thousands of children. I'm pretty sure, at this point, he's the ancestor of everybody on the planet.
He really spent 1000 years on this video now that’s dedication
Congrats on 200k subscribers!
"How are you starving you are made of meat" yes Gorg I wonder.
Im also starving even though I have my own meat😏
Steve: Grandson what are you doing here!?
Alto: sorry grandpa but your time is up
When that other immortal killed steve, it was truly a highlander moment
how does the world look so peaceful at the end, truly amazing
ikr
What sound effect is that? 0:04
found it a long time ago, there’s no need to comment but thank you
it’s a cave noise from minecraft
it’s a cave noise from Minecraft
@@aalvarey I already found it out but thanks dude
minecraft cave sound
@@UCAWestbound already found it
the fact i got a worlbox ad in a worldbox video is crazy..🗣️🗣️🔥
I was rooting for Holy Bics success that whole time they just kept to themselves and stayed at home on their island they didn’t start anything and just wanted peace I’m so happy they survived XD
That last line he said “why be number one when you can be number two” omg I laughed my ass off for two whole minutes
Good vid! Also did worldbox update the buildings?
It’s a mod
@@yozah4830 oh
The religious: what's your religion?
Me: ＳＴＥＶＥＮ
The religious: what? Do you mean Christian?
Me: ＳＴＥＶＥＮ
The religious: no I mean who's your god?
Me: ＳＴＥＶＥＮ
it triggers me that he started at year 229
17:14 this finally made the joke of hearing Pu as poo.😄
No one wants pu to win
Hey Gorg, I have a video idea. Every 50 years you use Crabzilla on a random island.
That's hilarious
Sinceramente, eres mi UA-camr favorito de todos los tiempos, siempre tiene una sonrisa en mi cara
Modern and old houses next to one another is very common in Europe
Edinburgh moment
Bro had every opportunity to make their motto believe in Steven and screwed it up so miserably somehow
How
Is it possible if you simulate long enough a kingdom would become so advanced that their military would create nukes to blow up the other kingdoms?
Modern mod doesnt do dat
I wish world box got the point where civilization is today they have military bases roads cars
Ships actual navy ships and hospitals and elections and presidents possible corruption lol but that would be so cool I wish some mod mod like that comes
@@dankboi4792 maybe naval warefare but not others cause the devs stated they weren’t going to do that since worldbox is a medieval fantasy themed game but maybe mods in the future could accomplish it
@@daconday yeah agree it would get a little too complicated the devs should make another game like this one but a little more modern like modern box or whatever they like
Don’t worry about Steve having kids, it’s just simple mitosis.
2:20 thats a philipino curse word
Fr😂
I can't believe you failed to mention that Holy Bic has been the most stable kingdom the entire game
This has surprisingly a lot in common with the old testament
200k!! Congradulations!
when gorg said ka ga go i laughed so hard
only filipino understands it just need i and w btw
Yea bro,i thought im the only filipino here lol
timestamp?
Tbh i was rooting for a Holy Bic - the last desendant of the Realm of the Steve and underdog of this map; was hoping for their last push and getting some land. but anyway great video.
Dude there's so much evidence of in history of beautiful advance buildings surrounded lessr buildings
How did Steve have a kid if he was alone? 🤨🤔😲
Just go big brain mode
Mpreg
He got boi pregnant
Alchemy
@@soso-s4n7mgregnant
this video was AWESOME keep up the good vids
love the content keep it up
"why be number one, when you can be number two" - Pu (Poo)
I subbed just for this sentence💀
Are those bigger buildings a mod? If so please tell me what the name of it is
ModernMod it says in description
@@kristijandincic1676 ok
Gorg saying "ka ga go"
American:HAH! Funny name
Me as a Filipino:💀
Realm of Kentucky just absolutely doin it's best to stay alive. Lol
As a Kentuckian I was really cheering for them.
@@amazingamin3850 As a fellow ex-kentuckian me as well. Lol
i dont have any money to buy this game but thank you for making vids about it so i can still enjoy this master piece of a game
Love your videos keep it up
One person giving birth to 10272937937237 people in a sandbox
Reality hits hard sometimes, am I right.
Reality hits you hard, bro.
Reality makes me hard, sometimes
Found your channel looking up things for world box I find you to be funny and to be a pretty coolio guy man I hope you gain more subs n looking forward to new vids man. Hope you’re having yourself a good evening and happy early Easter:D
I feel like you’re technoblade’s spiritual successor
"Why be number 1, when you can be number 2?" This quote killed me! 👏🤣 Good one fam!
You used 99999 GB ?
I always wondered about this! I had tried to a while back and gotten bored so thank you. Keep making videos man!
Hi gorg
Accurate sibling relationship simulator.
I just got a fckn worldbox ad before the video 💀
I've never seen such a perfect world before. 😮
hello my name is steven 😂🙏🏻 thx for beeing a part of your video
Wow, Steve is such a self sufficient guy! Even gave birth by himself.
“Why be #1, when you can be #2?” Words of wisdom
*Idea: Make a reincarnation of Steven >:)*
You will never be forgotten Jamo :C
Nah bruh, the rebellion feature is a paid actor 😂😂 that timing was too perfect 💯😭
"People don't live that long not even me."
So says the immortalized digital voice that will outlive it's Creator.
Great editing, and a great idea that hooks you into the video👍👍
im glad holy bic survived
The chicken Ka Ga go is just too funny to see 😂😂
There may or may not be a lot of Filipinos in the comment section but the fact that the chicken is named Ka Ga Go is funny as hell
Bro did the litteral jesus of the world just get murked by some other immortal
It's fitting that the oldest kingdom would win, in the end.