Which Faction's Soldiers in Elden Ring Are THE BEST? - Who Would Win The Shattering War?

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  • @tulokmango6684
    @tulokmango6684  8 місяців тому +64

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    • @lordofpudding1233
      @lordofpudding1233 8 місяців тому +4

      Definetly skill issue on the Ella Flask. There are 2 of the same holyboom cracked tears, imagine the damage with both of those badboys. Therefore, Blow up only run when?

    • @earlysunsetz
      @earlysunsetz 8 місяців тому

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    • @juju8285
      @juju8285 5 місяців тому

      You should do a run with the Godrick Knights now, and the rest of the faction's soldier gears, to see how the inverse of this run stacks up to this run's results

  • @RosieTerror
    @RosieTerror 8 місяців тому +990

    radahn's soldiers are legit way cool, just guys being dudes, hitting shit and lighting it on fire

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +85

      Fire and swords. Like peanut butter and chocolate

    • @busterblast3416
      @busterblast3416 8 місяців тому +75

      Also the guy they take orders from is insane and dying but they refuse to give up their cause or their homeland. They use so much fire because they’re on a mission to burn away the scarlet rot and restore Caelid to its former glory.

    • @gyletre675
      @gyletre675 8 місяців тому +3

      spittin fax

    • @KinDeth-R6
      @KinDeth-R6 6 місяців тому

      @@busterblast3416W

    • @hairlessgrizzly559
      @hairlessgrizzly559 6 місяців тому +10

      Do you think they've explored each other's bodies?

  • @irishgold23
    @irishgold23 8 місяців тому +501

    I still can't believe you managed to recreate the unbeatable Soldier of God, Rick. Impressive feat

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +18

      WE're professionals here

    • @amenberk1157
      @amenberk1157 8 місяців тому +3

      Truly impressive feet

    • @revthescatman137
      @revthescatman137 6 місяців тому +2

      It’s only because it’s an avatar of God, Rick. Even then, it’s really dependent on rng.

  • @tnlhcmxhdghvdgvw1517
    @tnlhcmxhdghvdgvw1517 8 місяців тому +440

    The gelmir soldiers are the guys who found the serpent hunter.

  • @VaneWalker
    @VaneWalker 8 місяців тому +226

    Pro tip: The Cuckoo Knight set actually has an increased drop rate when you farm it with your wife's son.

  • @spiderguy9511
    @spiderguy9511 8 місяців тому +200

    1:07:00 Funny thing about Lion's Claw and NPCs: if you wear the Briar set, the flip animation counts as a roll and will deal damage, stunning the enemies into the Lion's Claw even more often

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +35

      Oh no, it just keeps getting better

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 5 місяців тому +4

      Does then briar armor do more poise damage the more pieces you wear or does wearing more pieces not effect poise damage? I’m asking mainly because I hate how most of the set looks but would be fine just wearing the gauntlets.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
    @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +511

    Personally, I'd join up with Gelmnir. Something tells me they have the best snacks

    • @MrMolay44
      @MrMolay44 8 місяців тому +57

      TOGETHAAAA, WE WILL SNACK ON THE GODS !!!!

    • @themanthemyth4522
      @themanthemyth4522 8 місяців тому +8

      Now we can munch on the gods togethaa!!!

    • @tytofurcata1
      @tytofurcata1 8 місяців тому +4

      I think the redmanes will be best. Haven't watched it yet, but I know flaming strike is great.

    • @tjgifford4174
      @tjgifford4174 8 місяців тому

      @@tytofurcata1sadly not anymore

    • @satyasyasatyasya5746
      @satyasyasatyasya5746 8 місяців тому +1

      if we're talking snacks... 😋😉😏🤭🤗

  • @HouseofRedWine
    @HouseofRedWine 8 місяців тому +1296

    The crucible Knights would stomp all these other knights LITERALLY

    • @LeGabrielMan
      @LeGabrielMan 8 місяців тому +79

      Crucible knights my beloved, also the Volcano manor Knights would be The Crucieboys

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +83

      Yeah, but when can we get that stomp ash of war?

    • @rozu583
      @rozu583 8 місяців тому +10

      cleanrots too

    • @zanthe_
      @zanthe_ 8 місяців тому +114

      Yeah, but what about the Crucible Soldiers? Oh wait, there are none. You can't win wars with just special forces.
      - This post was made by the soldiers of God (Rick)

    • @themasquerader101
      @themasquerader101 8 місяців тому +6

      This is why you don't comment based only on the thumbnail. Watch the damn video next time and you'll see that they dont fall under the challenge's parameters

  • @RusAD-gb9jk
    @RusAD-gb9jk 8 місяців тому +263

    Good thing Ray A. Lucarian didn't take 449 knights to farm for the comedic timing

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +32

      I do love me some Lucari yo

    • @Sayan_9001
      @Sayan_9001 6 місяців тому +4

      @@tulokthebarbrarian2033 ermmm lucario is actually pokemon #448

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 8 місяців тому +66

    Here's a fun little headache: Soldier of Godrick uses Charge Forth, even though that skill cannot be infused onto a Greatsword, marking a second unique "generic" weapon in the hands of an enemy besides Millicents Waterfowl Dance Shamshir.

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +9

      Cheating? Can't stand it.

    • @Foold-cf4gx
      @Foold-cf4gx 3 місяці тому

      All greatsword soldiers (not knights) can do the charge forth, not just Rick

    • @hisholiness4537
      @hisholiness4537 3 місяці тому

      Hollow Soldiers from ds2 did it the best.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 2 місяці тому

      ​@@tulokthebarbrarian2033He's literally a God cut him some slacks

  • @spookbusterstirner5865
    @spookbusterstirner5865 8 місяців тому +148

    I'd be part of the Rad Dan knights. Because it's Rad Dan, and I don't think that requires any further explanation of how awesome that is.

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +15

      It's the only building that ever has a party in the game

    • @toastmaster914
      @toastmaster914 8 місяців тому +8

      I mean, he has Rad in his name! And he's giant, like a rad roach from fallout. Which fits since he was nuked.

    • @auryle
      @auryle Місяць тому +1

      Some might even say it's rad

  • @spidermikejr
    @spidermikejr 8 місяців тому +136

    A Gelmir knight run, but you have to use the Serpent Hunter for the run

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +12

      Ok, but I wanna use Eruption though...

    • @spidermikejr
      @spidermikejr 8 місяців тому +8

      @@tulokthebarbrarian2033 also completely fair and interesting

  • @Maru-et6of
    @Maru-et6of 8 місяців тому +72

    the thing with the spell debate is that it is essentially pointless. for some people using spells is easier, for others using melee options is easier and that depends entirely on how the person approaches each fight and what their personal preferences are. we should just appreciate that we have multiple options and let the topic rest already

    • @ortizgaming2945
      @ortizgaming2945 8 місяців тому +6

      I’m pretty sure faith has the highest damage in the game anyways

    • @acecun6202
      @acecun6202 7 місяців тому +5

      Ehhhh. Magic is objectively easy. Like I don’t even use magic in my main build and I prefer to stand on two feet and get to boxing with most of these bosses but I can tell you that it’s just straight up busted once you have the necessary levels. Some of the harder to hit bosses just get straight blitzed with an Azur spell or straight staggered with glintstone spam, the only downside is the sheer amount of stats you need to put levels into to be effective.

    • @theenlightendone6981
      @theenlightendone6981 7 місяців тому +11

      ​@@acecun6202My first plathrough was with a full mage. My second was strength/ little bit of faith. Str was easier lmao. You can only nuke away certain bosses with azur the rest wont stay still and since you as a mage are a glass cannon you cant take many hits. Maliketh was actuslly the worst Boss i fought as a mage cause he dodges constantly. Also the randoms became far more dangerous. You wanna explore some region? Well as a glass cannon you will die pretty often since theire is always some dude hiding behind you on your path and you need cast time and when he hits you once you have to cast again and than comes anotherone while casting😂

    • @orionstokesweiss2344
      @orionstokesweiss2344 7 місяців тому +3

      The difference is spells are, objectively, fucking broken. Absolutely play as you want and and however makes you happy, but there is a reason absurd level challenge runs like ng+stupid or enemies animations being sped up to 3x or whatever(don't remember exact numbers) rely upon spells. Every boss in the game is trivial with a tank spirit+nuke spell. Now, the older games that didn't balance ai for ranged and gave mage similar levels of current nuke were *much* worse, but From has always used mage as the accessability option

    • @theenlightendone6981
      @theenlightendone6981 7 місяців тому +8

      @@orionstokesweiss2344 Any stat can be seen as "objectively" broken. With strength you can just constantly poise break the bosses.

  • @bringmemyflail1321
    @bringmemyflail1321 8 місяців тому +113

    Phil puts Miracle Grow on his head. Confirmed. How else could his hair grow so fast?

  • @Saurekin
    @Saurekin 5 місяців тому +11

    1:50:11 "can you imagine if each of these runs had 5 more remembrances to do" lol, lmao, he thought there would only be 5 more remembrances in Shadow of the Erdtree, what a time.

    • @fahimfaisal7571
      @fahimfaisal7571 4 місяці тому

      Now there's 10 more + Scadutree blessing fetch quest.
      What a thrill!!!

  • @lm7677
    @lm7677 8 місяців тому +57

    I can’t properly express how much this channel improves my week every single time. You do good work (and also adhere to my sense of humour specifically)
    5:11 Wow this run did take a while

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +7

      We make a lot of jokes, some of that stuff is gonna stick to the wall

  • @busterblast3416
    @busterblast3416 8 місяців тому +78

    In my current playthrough the knight in Liurnia that drops the prayer book dropped the royal knight armor immediately. It was sick.

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +11

      That's super lucky! That was my first instinct for farming, then I realized the horse one would actually be easier, since it doesn't have the shield up while on horse back

    • @zenebean
      @zenebean 8 місяців тому +2

      They were like "finally, a worthy successor! Take these, and wander aimlessly in my stead"

  • @TheCardq
    @TheCardq 8 місяців тому +31

    The only Gelmir knight (ghost) we see talks about how he left the serpent hunter where it is, logically, we must assume that the serpent hunter was his personal weapon for a time.
    22:50 of 2:32:39 "We're pretty far in to the video"

  • @piperpipeher
    @piperpipeher 8 місяців тому +40

    There's a handful of features that I wish were in Elden Ring.
    One of them is being able to reduce aggro range by wearing relevant armor. Godrick soldiers not attacking immediately if you're wearing Godrick armor, for example.

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +7

      Oh that would be neat

    • @MennydorgesERArchive
      @MennydorgesERArchive 7 місяців тому +11

      They can see who you truly are by your height

    • @Mystro84
      @Mystro84 7 місяців тому +16

      @@MennydorgesERArchive
      "Aren't you a little short to be a Godrick Soldier?"

    • @piperpipeher
      @piperpipeher 7 місяців тому +6

      @@MennydorgesERArchive "Aren't you a little short for a Leyndell Royal Knight?"

    • @leandropgl8574
      @leandropgl8574 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@MennydorgesERArchive it's all about the swag though

  • @Blossom_Nova
    @Blossom_Nova 8 місяців тому +177

    IT'S ME, MORTY. I TURNED MYSELF INTO A SOLDIER OF GOD, MORTY

  • @GermanoPersonal
    @GermanoPersonal 8 місяців тому +17

    I love these bigger videos. I know they need way more effort, but I think I speak for everyone when I say it's worth it. Thanks!

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +1

      The last one certainly did, and they're pretty fun to surprise people with

  • @Mimsyborogove923
    @Mimsyborogove923 8 місяців тому +61

    The Lordsworn's Greatsword actually slaps. When I'm just trying to get through the beginning of the game quick it's my go to.

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +10

      I'm seeing so many LSGS enjoyers in the comments and its so nice to know I'm not the only one who loves it.

    • @VileLasagna
      @VileLasagna 8 місяців тому +5

      Not only it's great but it's also one of my favourite looking weapons in the game? Just the right amount of faff vs function

    • @unironicallylikesranger7122
      @unironicallylikesranger7122 8 місяців тому +7

      @@VileLasagnait’s actually got a scabbard, so many of the big swords don’t have one and they look great! It’s actually another reason to like the Glintstone Kris, it also has a sick scabbard

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 4 місяці тому

      The only, ONLY gripe I have is that I wish it had a thrusting attack. Soldiers of God use it with thrusts and it has a very tapered blade obviously meant for it, so why can't we?

  • @ezzzzyyy
    @ezzzzyyy 8 місяців тому +17

    "But would you lose?"
    "Nah, id win"
    -John elden ring

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 4 місяці тому +1

      John elden every erdtree has its shadow

  • @recordlowrollers9841
    @recordlowrollers9841 8 місяців тому +15

    The editing in this monster is stupendous. Those 🎶 … COME 🎶 beats killed me every time.
    Also, team Dad Ran

  • @citral3621
    @citral3621 8 місяців тому +2

    1:26:18 double entendre bc the yup adds to joke but also adds to it bc at this point he’s talking about how he has double the deaths and in that Office scene the cutaway is Pam saying “yup” to someone asking her snidely that her improvement was doubling her sales from 2 to 4. Great stuff

  • @manjiimortal
    @manjiimortal 8 місяців тому +14

    Super long video, but it was pretty entertaining, and the builds were different enough to not be repetitive. A couple of thing Tulok didn't mention about Lion's Claw is that you get extreme super armour during the entire animation, which means it's almost impossible to be knocked out of it, and the flip completely changes your hitboxes during the move, meaning you can avoid attacks while using it.
    It's just a phenomenal AoW.

  • @JakkAuburn
    @JakkAuburn 8 місяців тому +22

    Two and a half hours of Tulok Ringing Eld? My goodness, you are spoiling us, aren't you?

  • @wolfwood770
    @wolfwood770 8 місяців тому +40

    So this is why I had to spend a few hours to farm these soldier sets each

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +6

      Yup, I took all the gear away, sorry big dawg

    • @wolfwood770
      @wolfwood770 8 місяців тому +1

      After hearing about your Lyndell Set search woes, I feel for you

  • @MarzaButTube
    @MarzaButTube 8 місяців тому +16

    I love to see the lordsworns greatsword appreciation, I love just picking it up rq on almost any character before I get my main weapon

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, it's just sitting there asking to be used, and it's great

  • @flurble
    @flurble 8 місяців тому +5

    Even though I haven't finished the video yet, I already know that I am going to watch all 2 and a half hours again tomorrow because it is clear to me that Phil has my best interest at heart by cutting 20 seconds from the video of Carian Study Hall

  • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
    @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 8 місяців тому +29

    I wanna be in the Rad Dan Gang, man.
    Rad Dan is my man, man.

  • @garrettsweet9826
    @garrettsweet9826 8 місяців тому +4

    Mad lads did it again. Good thing this zoom call that could have been an email is on my work computer, let's goooooo

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +1

      Tulok and Mango was made for your second monitor baby

    • @garrettsweet9826
      @garrettsweet9826 8 місяців тому

      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 some people raw dog life with no meds. I just have one monitor and a mobile device.

  • @fiveforbiting
    @fiveforbiting 8 місяців тому +11

    Banished and Crucible Knights, would host a killer square dance.

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +5

      Square dance? I didn't know shapes could move

    • @fiveforbiting
      @fiveforbiting 8 місяців тому

      Your v-neck is a shape. It goes down all the time. @@tulokthebarbrarian2033

  • @I_used_to_lift
    @I_used_to_lift 8 місяців тому +5

    Absolute madness. Can't believe you outdid your 4x Spells video. Way to go dude.

  • @satyasyasatyasya5746
    @satyasyasatyasya5746 8 місяців тому +46

    What faction is like, the "this moustache guy is cute can i make him snacks?" because uh... yeh :D

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +7

      Probably Volcano Manor

    • @satyasyasatyasya5746
      @satyasyasatyasya5746 8 місяців тому +2

      @@tulokthebarbrarian2033 lol How is it living there? ;) Hot?

    • @derrikthegreat4133
      @derrikthegreat4133 8 місяців тому +3

      @@satyasyasatyasya5746 It's very hot there, I mean have you seen Bernahl? and Tanith? ...Oh, you meant like temperature. yeah, air's pretty spicy. long ride to the nearest supermarket. Nice view though!

    • @satyasyasatyasya5746
      @satyasyasatyasya5746 8 місяців тому +1

      @@derrikthegreat4133 haha not sure I'd notice the heat, standing next to our honorable digital host i'd be hot enough already hahahaaha

    • @owenb.730
      @owenb.730 8 місяців тому +2

      Least down bad tulok fan

  • @unironicallylikesranger7122
    @unironicallylikesranger7122 8 місяців тому +21

    I’ve always been a proponent for the Lordsworn Greatsword; it’s got pressure, it’s got reach, it’s got crits, and you can switch its Ash of War. Glad to see it getting some love.

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +2

      Sometimes the simple stuff is the best

    • @sebastianpijov8708
      @sebastianpijov8708 8 місяців тому

      My main weapon for my first playthrough, except when I learned how busted the blasphemous blade was against Malenia. I used the Storm blade ash of war for its range and the surprising stance damage.

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 5 місяців тому

      Yeah but it’s moveset is boring and feels slow, the Knight Greatsword has a better moveset.

  • @Wreckingba113r
    @Wreckingba113r 8 місяців тому +16

    10:52 so i have this theory that exile soldiers and banished knights in stormveil are loyal to malenia/miquella, and they're occupying the castle. since godrick knelt to malenia as she passed thru towards radahn.

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +5

      I could see that

    • @sebastianpijov8708
      @sebastianpijov8708 8 місяців тому +3

      I presumed they were initially loyal to Godwin, but after they lost their lord became mercenaries.

    • @Cutie_Amor
      @Cutie_Amor 7 місяців тому

      The mausoleum knights are the knights of Godwin

    • @Rokkettdog
      @Rokkettdog 6 місяців тому +1

      They could be working for the twins but maybe only as mercenaries. Possibly lost their old lords like the storm king or were "banished" for heinous acts like dragon communion etc. Considering they are everywhere, I see them like Kaidens except they don't belong to any one group or clan, hence the "exile" and "banished."

  • @cosmic2750
    @cosmic2750 5 місяців тому +2

    Didn’t the Leyndell knights like…defend the city against a dragon siege? And they also fought off the demigods who were coming to lay claim on the Elden Throne.
    Hell one of their soldiers straight up challenged one of the golden lineage and came out on top, imprisoning the dude.
    I’m surprised that the Leyndell knights are so underrated. They’re like one of the only factions aside from the Carian Knights whose feats we actually know of.

  • @RealCutieMutie
    @RealCutieMutie 8 місяців тому +16

    Don't you hate when your boss make you pay (farm) for your uniform

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +6

      If you can't provide your employees with a uniform, I don't think you should get to have a uniform policy

  • @Alexm920
    @Alexm920 8 місяців тому +2

    So many Tulok videos Human-Centipede'd together! This is just like Christmas morning. Also surprise TMBG, love it.

  • @davidmendez1836
    @davidmendez1836 8 місяців тому +5

    i have so much respect for u doing this run over the course of like all of march. U are a beast and a demon and a dog.

  • @jeovanniguzman2225
    @jeovanniguzman2225 8 місяців тому +5

    I was just looking at your channel five minutes ago hoping for a new upload. The Demigods have smiled on me today!!

  • @ARR0WMANC3R
    @ARR0WMANC3R 8 місяців тому +7

    Hey there, I have an idea for a run:
    Pest threads. That's it. That's the build. Have fun.

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +2

      that build sounds nuts

    • @ARR0WMANC3R
      @ARR0WMANC3R 8 місяців тому +1

      @@tulokthebarbrarian2033 The best part about it is that you get to use pest threads!

  • @wellfolks9096
    @wellfolks9096 5 місяців тому +2

    49:04
    "CURSE YOU BAYLE"

  • @matthijscalje4143
    @matthijscalje4143 8 місяців тому +3

    Perfect! Another long Tulok &Mango video

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +1

      Long ones are just more satisfying

    • @matthijscalje4143
      @matthijscalje4143 8 місяців тому

      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 untrue. 5 minutes is fine, its all some people need to be satisfied.....

  • @tobyhibbs6685
    @tobyhibbs6685 2 дні тому

    This has become one of my favorite runs to have on in the background while I work. Thanks for putting in all the effort!

  • @PhiSpiral
    @PhiSpiral 8 місяців тому +10

    Love that Hollowslayer Greatsword moveset.

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +3

      Is this Darks Holes 4?

    • @mikeisbadatgames2964
      @mikeisbadatgames2964 8 місяців тому

      I just wish it had the thrust R2 like in ds.

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 5 місяців тому

      It’s technically the Drangleic Greatsword moveset from Dark Souls 2, although it was also on the Royal Greatsword, the Mirrah Greatsword (Lucatiel’s Sword that later shows up as Hollow Slayer in DS3), as well as the Drakeblood Greatsword.

  • @williamblack2904
    @williamblack2904 5 місяців тому +1

    Miquella knight using the bewitching branch with everything we’ve learned in the DLC fits so well.

  • @Sofagorilla
    @Sofagorilla 8 місяців тому +16

    Soldier of God, Rick is the real winner for those early drops 🏆

  • @andrewaustin5967
    @andrewaustin5967 6 місяців тому +1

    I love your channel man. Your casual demeanor is hilarious. I'm constantly watching your videos

  • @theshadow5200
    @theshadow5200 8 місяців тому +5

    I actually think that’s why theirs no gelmir knights they where all sacrificed to the god devouring serpent either before rykard joined with it or after they conjoined

  • @orimisprime1558
    @orimisprime1558 8 місяців тому +1

    Your videos never fail to entertain! 45:00 Why'd you have to do the Killers dirty like that, but that aside each of the "coming" jokes made my little Adult immature brain laugh like no tomorrow!

  • @Hermaniac8
    @Hermaniac8 8 місяців тому +12

    HEEELLLL YEAH. Totally mind-wiped from learning things at my new job. Getting Phil'd up for 2 and a half hours is exactly what I needed. Bing "Phil me up daddy" on your newly-issued work laptop to learn more.

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +2

      Hmmm, seeing a lot of interesting things I'll have to show my boss

  • @klekman6474
    @klekman6474 5 місяців тому +1

    Rankings and timestamps:
    -Soldier of Mique, Ella: C tier 2:02:05 - 2:30:49
    -Soldier of Mouse, Liam: B tier 1:38:24 - 2:02:05
    -Soldier of Roy, Al: A tier 1:09:40 - 1:38:24
    -Soldier of Rad, Dan: S tier 50:55 - 1:09:40
    -Soldier Ray, a Lucarian: A tier 26:53 - 50:55
    -Soldier of God, Rick: S TIER OF COURSE 1:00 - 26:50

  • @Deneb626
    @Deneb626 8 місяців тому +5

    The only thing bad about a 2 and a half hour video is I can't watch it all right now, dang adult responsibilities :(
    Keep up the awesome work Tulok, I always look forward to these videos

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +1

      All good, it will be here for you tomorrow. And the next day. And the next day. Think of this as "Video meal prep" you can watch a half an hour every day until the next one comes out!

  • @AshGorall
    @AshGorall 7 місяців тому +1

    Dude! Sledgehammer! I remember the Vertigo episode where he stood on a stool and looked at a picture of a mountain and started wigging out 😂😂😂 I’m so glad someone else mentioned it!

  • @MrBunnyWizard
    @MrBunnyWizard 8 місяців тому +5

    2 and a half hour video!? It’s perfect!

  • @franklinwilliams9271
    @franklinwilliams9271 7 місяців тому +2

    Dude this video is fantastic! Any chance we can get some more long form content like this? Ik it’s crazy work and kinda just sucks to make but they’re easily my favorite.

  • @moricree5154
    @moricree5154 8 місяців тому +4

    I felt like shit today but the boys swoop in and safe the day. Blessed be Rick

  • @snowman126
    @snowman126 8 місяців тому +1

    Looking forward for the secret long project for a while and it’s 2and a half hours of juicy content! Great work as always and ill have a nice long lunch

  • @marvibun
    @marvibun 8 місяців тому +11

    In my very honest opinion, Soldiers of the Mouse, a Liam, will pull through. That's where i'm putting my money anyway.

  • @rdchris6556
    @rdchris6556 8 місяців тому +2

    That rant about shopping in D&D spoke to my soul.

  • @curvilinearcube8716
    @curvilinearcube8716 8 місяців тому +4

    What really matters is which knight will make the swag jump to safety best?

  • @TheMoogleKing93
    @TheMoogleKing93 8 місяців тому +1

    Asking me "Let me know if you would like this extra content" is just a silly question, you should be asking if I want it injected into my eyeballs or provided as a powder to snort.

  • @ostenfelnextpbenshored
    @ostenfelnextpbenshored 8 місяців тому +4

    You read the weapon descriptions like Jeremy Wade of River Monsters would.

  • @wellfolks9096
    @wellfolks9096 5 місяців тому +1

    41:52
    "Bayle, VILE BAYLE!!!"

  • @zanthe_
    @zanthe_ 8 місяців тому +4

    Your commitment to shitting on non-melee while "advocating" for non-meler is inspiring.

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +1

      Non-melee would be great if it's fast enough to allow you to dodge the Rhino you just shot with a bb gun. Spectral Lance and Thunderbolt are fast enough, and that's great.

  • @YouForgotTheCarrots
    @YouForgotTheCarrots 7 місяців тому +2

    Spells catch strays at an average of 3m per stray in this video

    • @YouForgotTheCarrots
      @YouForgotTheCarrots 7 місяців тому

      You do use ur considerable comedy talents to make it funny every time, but I think I understood that ashes of war are better catalysts for (singular) spell playstyles by the 3rd time you mentioned it, like one hour in 😅

  • @jessedits_ae.p
    @jessedits_ae.p 8 місяців тому +5

    what a perfect timing, I needed this to distract me. Thanks

  • @twocoolgamer16
    @twocoolgamer16 13 днів тому

    1:05:20 dude that looked so cool like he got impaled from both directions

  • @RealCutieMutie
    @RealCutieMutie 8 місяців тому +4

    Maliketh just scream "WOLF" to me, his snout is too long to be a lion. Have a skinny and agile body while Lions are depicted more of a strong type in media. Wolfes are more associated to black/grey while lions are to gold like Serosh is. Speaking of Serosh, we have a lion and a wolf (Blaidd) that we can compare to Maliketh in game, and to me at least Maliketh is more similar to Blaidd than Serosh.

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому

      Yeah, it's hard to peg down one of the two options, Wolf or Catboy. Google "Getting pegged by a wolf and catboy" to see what the scholars are saying about it

  • @samuelwilliams2266
    @samuelwilliams2266 8 місяців тому +2

    Yo, i just noticed how close you are to 100k subs. Congratulations dude.

  • @StanleyG23
    @StanleyG23 8 місяців тому +4

    Holy, didn't expect a video that's about as long as 2 feature length films.
    Keep up the good work!

  • @joshpalm
    @joshpalm 8 місяців тому +1

    I was playing Elden Ring while watching this, but did I miss why he was Soldier of God, Rick, but then he was a knight for the other ones? I thought he said at the beginning he was only doing the soldiers...

  • @joshvalenti9154
    @joshvalenti9154 8 місяців тому +4

    Putting my bet in Soldiers Of Rad Dan !
    Lets get it baby

  • @therobbedsonofdan9774
    @therobbedsonofdan9774 8 місяців тому +2

    You should do a gladiator run/Retiarius run, with the full duelist armor set, buckler and either a spear, or a small dagger. Bloodhound step, parry etc. That would be pretty Rad.

  • @Sketelonwashere
    @Sketelonwashere 8 місяців тому +4

    See a gelmir knight run would be sick I love the armour set

  • @crusadrian5010
    @crusadrian5010 8 місяців тому +1

    Gelmir Knight using the Eruption AoW on the Knights Greatsword would be a dope build to watch a run for!

  • @ezekielpolston3630
    @ezekielpolston3630 8 місяців тому +3

    A six in one!!!?? Couldn’t imagine deal like this anywhere else

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому

      Google "Fitting six in one" on your work computer to find out more

  • @AllergyPuppy
    @AllergyPuppy 6 місяців тому +1

    I feel what’s even more galling about death blight as a status is that even Rogier, who literally dies of it, is immune.

  • @genial_genie
    @genial_genie 8 місяців тому

    5:07 okay so *this* was the run(s) that got delayed several weeks in a row. props for getting it done! looking forward to several hours of entertainment
    edit: also shoutout to the d&d shopping monologue at 48:34, 10/10 no notes

  • @player3345yt
    @player3345yt 8 місяців тому +3

    Feel like the soldier of Rad Dahn is gonna do better. Can't wait to find out!

  • @Elagabalus711
    @Elagabalus711 8 місяців тому +1

    You know you mention making jokes for like three people. The Redwall joke? I was one of those three people. Thank you, made my day.

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому

      I think it's getting a show or something? You might have 3 more people who get it.

    • @Elagabalus711
      @Elagabalus711 8 місяців тому

      @@tulokthebarbrarian2033 Well that will be sick if it turns out well

  • @vinnyv2106
    @vinnyv2106 8 місяців тому +3

    I just noticed there’s gelmir knight armor but no gelmir knight enemies 💀

  • @BigWoobiez
    @BigWoobiez 8 місяців тому +2

    Let’s gooooooo! Now we get to watch what the stream was prepping

  • @fishbowel4601
    @fishbowel4601 5 місяців тому +3

    CURSE YOU 49:05

  • @Goosey_Loosey
    @Goosey_Loosey 8 місяців тому

    this is very impressive, i never thought i'd see someone make the game harder while using a shield but you did it, bravo!

  • @DieSpielhoelle
    @DieSpielhoelle 8 місяців тому +4

    The answer is easy. Rick as the only one, who is a Boss in game ;)

  • @davidhollowelljr949
    @davidhollowelljr949 4 місяці тому

    "I like my traitors like I like my taters: A lot."
    Your writing continues to deliver. Never miss.

  • @brittical-hit
    @brittical-hit 8 місяців тому +9

    Honestly the radahn soldiers are the most metal of the bunch, ngl.
    Anywho
    Episode 3 of requesting the moongrum secret starting class.

    • @unironicallylikesranger7122
      @unironicallylikesranger7122 8 місяців тому +1

      He addressed it man, patrons vote no. Probably because it was a memorable starting class in the beta, and therefore isn’t really a *secret* starting class. Same goes for the Bloody Wolf. Also Tuloks not a shield guy, which is the most unique part of the kit, it’d end up mostly being stuff we’d seen before.

    • @brittical-hit
      @brittical-hit 8 місяців тому

      @@unironicallylikesranger7122 ain't gonna stop me from posting mate.

  • @mauvepikmin2006
    @mauvepikmin2006 8 місяців тому +1

    Wore the wrong pants as Soldier of Godrick, run invalid.

  • @briansmith-dp4jy
    @briansmith-dp4jy 7 місяців тому +81

    Im starting to think this guy doesnt like donald trump

    • @kingcrab7837
      @kingcrab7837 6 місяців тому +28

      He may have a tower but hes living rent free in this guys head

    • @Skye_YTT
      @Skye_YTT 6 місяців тому +13

      Neither do like half of people

    • @thally4061
      @thally4061 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Skye_YTT at least he didn't steal 81 million votes.

    • @conn0rized292
      @conn0rized292 6 місяців тому +5

      The moustache and mullet uniform is real.

    • @ptero93
      @ptero93 6 місяців тому +2

      Good

  • @hluccaskywalker8329
    @hluccaskywalker8329 7 місяців тому

    I was genuinely surprised by the Redwall refernce, I loved that book when I first read it as a kid and didn't realize more than two people knew about it.

  • @manark1234
    @manark1234 8 місяців тому +5

    You don't have to constantly coddle spell enjoyers, but if you could not make comparisons that say people who like spells don't have object permanence that would be nice. I've never got up your ass about the criticism but it seems like every video you've got another more insulting way to refer to people who just happen to like a part of the game you don't. It seems like maybe you got some hate about it and it really got to you idk.

    • @TirnenOg281
      @TirnenOg281 8 місяців тому +2

      He's just got a hater's mindset tbh. I remember people correcting him on the pronunciation of Niall and Siofra because they're common Irish names, and he's made fun of Irish people in a few videos since then (and not in an affectionate way). But the only thing worse than being a hater is letting your haters live rent-free in your head and (seemingly) ruin your enjoyment of getting paid to play Elden Ring. Sad!

    • @manark1234
      @manark1234 8 місяців тому +3

      I'm not trying to call him out or anything I just could do without it. I'm a spell enjoyer, have been since DS1, but I don't care that he doesn't like them, but it just keeps coming up and getting more like deeply personally insulting every time.
      Like I said I just think saying like, people who like spells don't have object permanence is a deeply mean thing to say to a lot of people who have done nothing wrong.
      Which makes me think he got some shit about it at some point, or still does, and is really defensive about it.
      I like the videos but I've genuinely not made it through some of them because randomly halfway through he'll just say some mean shit about people who use spells and like, why am I, the random Tulok watcher, catching all these strays for what is clearly just internet drama bullshit.

  • @pafunciobatista8244
    @pafunciobatista8244 8 місяців тому +2

    bro really just dropped 6 videos for the price of one today, bless

  • @averagemgrrenjoyer7369
    @averagemgrrenjoyer7369 8 місяців тому +3

    With all the knights having forts to defend,
    Imagine the Fort Knight in Fort Haight,
    Imagine the Fort Knight in Fort Haight,
    Imagine the Fort Knight in Fort Haight,
    Imagine the Fort Knight in Fort Haight,
    Imagine the Fort Knight in Fort Haight,
    Imagine the Fort Knight in Fort Haight,
    Imagine the Fort Knight in Fort Haight,
    Imagine the Fort Knight in Fort Haight,
    Imagine the Fort Knight in Fort Haight,
    Imgnw he Fort Knight n frt higt
    Insnij dchd dj Fort Knight in h ig…………..

    • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
      @tulokthebarbrarian2033 8 місяців тому +2

      Imagine showing this comment to a starving victorian orphan

    • @averagemgrrenjoyer7369
      @averagemgrrenjoyer7369 8 місяців тому

      ​@@tulokthebarbrarian2033
      "Fortnight? Yes, me and my sister have not eaten anything in a fortnight, we shall not live to see the morrow."

  • @tealtea3352
    @tealtea3352 8 місяців тому

    almost spat out my coffee at that "rick finishes fast" title card. Ya got me

  • @amberblackwell5614
    @amberblackwell5614 8 місяців тому +28

    Soldier of Miqu Ella for me. I will happily serve in the name of my disabled queen and gender fluid monarch!!

  • @nishihii
    @nishihii 8 місяців тому +1

    love being a part of the tulok and mango cult

  • @_DioBrando_
    @_DioBrando_ 8 місяців тому +3

    Knights of the Redmane are BY FAR the coolest.