How to Fix Brazil in Democracy 4: Eco-Dictatorship™

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  • Опубліковано 31 січ 2025

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  • @AlzaboHD
    @AlzaboHD  2 роки тому +306

    Thanks for watching! More CK3 and Victoria 3 is around the corner - what type of videos would you like to see next?

    • @Leldy
      @Leldy 2 роки тому +6

      Looking forward to anything and everything you make for us, Senhor Presidente!

    • @thisistherevolt
      @thisistherevolt 2 роки тому +5

      Thanks for accepting my challenge Alzabo. Greatly enjoyed.

    • @spudders9034
      @spudders9034 2 роки тому +6

      Theocratic Ireland in Democracy 4

    • @junkjack1015
      @junkjack1015 2 роки тому +1

      You should do a video on the gme "Suzerain"

    • @slysnake5617
      @slysnake5617 2 роки тому +3

      I would love for more Imperator Rome gameplay!

  • @Discotekh_Dynasty
    @Discotekh_Dynasty 2 роки тому +427

    He did it. He came to Brazil.

  • @l0lLorenzol0l
    @l0lLorenzol0l 2 роки тому +2021

    "Enough about Women's Rights. Let us talk about Women's Wrongs." Jair Bolsonaro before banning women from driving, 2023

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 2 роки тому

      I mean Lula is probably going to win the Election

    • @andrecalegari2840
      @andrecalegari2840 2 роки тому +66

      Caralho até parece ele

    • @alvarojunior3078
      @alvarojunior3078 2 роки тому

      @@andrecalegari2840 ele fala algo parecido a isso desde quando meu amigo vc é mt burro

    • @ilduce4298
      @ilduce4298 2 роки тому +79

      Based

    • @jonboulet1614
      @jonboulet1614 2 роки тому +49

      Lol I think you mean Alzabo Bolsonaro

  • @JamesHock
    @JamesHock 2 роки тому +168

    "And women soon marched in the streets... Because they couldn't drive"

  • @Juno.TheCat
    @Juno.TheCat 2 роки тому +663

    As a Brazilian woman I'm both impressed and concerned about [C E N S U R A D O] AND [C E N S U R A D O]

  • @dvtch
    @dvtch 2 роки тому +733

    Unexpected surprise but a welcome one. This will be fun. Obrigado Alzabo.

    • @AlzaboHD
      @AlzaboHD  2 роки тому +86

      first

    • @dvtch
      @dvtch 2 роки тому +26

      @@AlzaboHD real

    • @yourlocalfloridaman6251
      @yourlocalfloridaman6251 2 роки тому +6

      as a Gaucho from RS, I’m quite exited
      Edit: bro I just heard him say “Ipaneema” and I got a stroke

    • @Silverhand404
      @Silverhand404 2 роки тому +1

      How was it a surprise, he said he was going to upload this in his community feed. On top of that, Alzabo is the greatest pun artist I've seen. How could you miss this lmao

    • @yourlocalfloridaman6251
      @yourlocalfloridaman6251 2 роки тому +2

      @@Silverhand404 maybe, big surprise, he doesn’t read Alzabo’s community page

  • @trivane626
    @trivane626 2 роки тому +234

    I like to imagine the Brazilians used rocket ships for transport after planes were banned

    • @SulistaComunista
      @SulistaComunista 2 роки тому +13

      Brazil doesn't have a space program, it's ridiculous, but it's reality.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey 2 роки тому +6

      @@SulistaComunista It's not ridiculous. That's absolutely normal

    • @brunoguedesguimaraes9859
      @brunoguedesguimaraes9859 Рік тому +9

      ​​@@SulistaComunista it does though, 4 launchings in the alcantra base were sabotaged by CIA agents causing the program to be defunded

    • @brunoguedesguimaraes9859
      @brunoguedesguimaraes9859 Рік тому +3

      Nós literalmente temos tecnologia pra lançar mísseis intercontinentais com os VLS (Veículos lançadores de satélites) e já lançamos alguns satelites em órbita inclusive

    • @brunoguedesguimaraes9859
      @brunoguedesguimaraes9859 Рік тому

      A própria ABIN começou a investigar sabotagens francesas e americanas com diversas evidências, equipamentos e registros de estrangeiros nos arredores da base no maranhão só que nunca foi pra frente... O brasil é o país do futuro, só que os inimigos nacionais internos e externos não pensam o mesmo

  • @ghavrilmelitene9718
    @ghavrilmelitene9718 2 роки тому +907

    As a brazilian this seems a better Brazil than I live today. Vote on AlzaboHD for the second turn in this election

    • @gungnir3926
      @gungnir3926 2 роки тому

      anything is better than now. shithole.

    • @martedaspeles
      @martedaspeles 2 роки тому +34

      O sonho molhado da Marina Silva é esse vídeo aqui

    • @spotfyuser3242
      @spotfyuser3242 2 роки тому

      Wow, a brazilian soyboy

    • @doublesalopetoimcre
      @doublesalopetoimcre 2 роки тому +15

      90 hour work week is 16 hours 5 times a week and some more in saturday. this is still better than current brasil?

    • @littlegamer00
      @littlegamer00 2 роки тому +3

      @@doublesalopetoimcre it's a joke.

  • @vulexd1037
    @vulexd1037 2 роки тому +114

    the man literally halved all the pollution created by cars in one reform, what a genius policy maker.

    • @ZeroOmega-vg8nq
      @ZeroOmega-vg8nq Рік тому +12

      And drastically brought down accidents

    • @Novasfan100
      @Novasfan100 Рік тому

      ​@@ZeroOmega-vg8nqBrought up* there's a reason insurance companies charge men more

    • @Gadottinho
      @Gadottinho 5 місяців тому

      @@Novasfan100 with half the cars, I don't really think accidents would increase...

  • @peatta
    @peatta 2 роки тому +132

    You're going to Brazil to learn how to double jump

  • @2Links
    @2Links 2 роки тому +619

    "Brazillian democracy", also known as an authoritarian kleptocracy

    • @mokikomi
      @mokikomi 2 роки тому

      69 likes

    • @afonso1816
      @afonso1816 2 роки тому

      Brazil is a kleptocracy for sure. Authoritarian not that sure

    • @pedrosampaio7349
      @pedrosampaio7349 2 роки тому +29

      Aka capitalism, the unique thing being just how shameless they're about it

    • @CreeperSlayer365
      @CreeperSlayer365 2 роки тому

      @@pedrosampaio7349 Give us some credit, the socialists stole our stuff too. They just gave "free" services in return.

    • @gayanudugampola8973
      @gayanudugampola8973 2 роки тому +9

      @@pedrosampaio7349 capitalism without regulation.
      Or
      Capitalism without balances and checks.

  • @EvocativeKitsune
    @EvocativeKitsune 2 роки тому +88

    Sustainable Militarized Police State made me spit out my beer.

  • @thesnapped7296
    @thesnapped7296 2 роки тому +16

    You are a master at being a psychopath while still sounding like youre about to do some asmr

  • @samwill7259
    @samwill7259 2 роки тому +407

    On one hand, humanity will probably live longer.
    On the other hand, taking it this far means it's not really living.

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 2 роки тому +24

      I mean not really because of all the tipping points we are about to hit and Brazil is just a small part of the world you know... So were fucked either way! :D

    • @idontknoq4813
      @idontknoq4813 2 роки тому +14

      BEGONE, NUANCE!

    • @razing303
      @razing303 2 роки тому +10

      It can be really living. I guess we would simply have to rethink what it is to us to live well. Because as it is right now is simply not sustainable and there will be inevitable change needed

    • @lordfickle8900
      @lordfickle8900 2 роки тому

      @@razing303 I think I'd rather die to global warming than "live" under a totalitarian state.

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 2 роки тому +39

      ​@@razing303 I think they meant stuff like banning Woman from driving _not_ causing Mass Riots would signal an end to freedom and self determination, not stuff like the Eco Electronics Campaign💀

  • @MrSaywutnow
    @MrSaywutnow 2 роки тому +137

    Wow, Democracy 4 has a lot more features than 3.
    Tempted to get it just to see what I can do to Poland.

    • @XSpamDragonX
      @XSpamDragonX 2 роки тому

      Demo3 is about maintaining democracy while trying to improve society
      Demo4 is about establishing whatever impossible ideological utopia you can imagine without any of the real world factors that make every extremist political ideology infeasible without genocide and petty wars to forcibly unite the people who arent just gonna change their minds and become ecofascists

    • @joelfilho2625
      @joelfilho2625 2 роки тому +46

      >see what I can do to poland
      I assume if you're playing as Germany...

    • @darksecret965
      @darksecret965 2 роки тому +7

      @@joelfilho2625 oh no

    • @Fallout3131
      @Fallout3131 Рік тому

      @@joelfilho2625 what happened… 😮

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 4 місяці тому

      👀

  • @fredrikkirderf2907
    @fredrikkirderf2907 2 роки тому +52

    this is actually a unique idea I hadn't thought about eco fascism in Democracy 4

    • @pasha2136
      @pasha2136 2 місяці тому

      Brazil has the Amazon forest

    • @fredrikkirderf2907
      @fredrikkirderf2907 2 місяці тому +1

      @@pasha2136 really!?!?

    • @pasha2136
      @pasha2136 2 місяці тому

      @@fredrikkirderf2907 check the map

  • @noel377
    @noel377 2 роки тому +65

    As a brazilian this is the future I expect for my country.

  • @abzabza2
    @abzabza2 2 роки тому +102

    Great video, Ted. I hope to see a new manifesto, when you're out of the prison

  • @miguelmartins2232
    @miguelmartins2232 2 роки тому +13

    Wow! Now thats what I call "Ordem e Progresso"! What a nightmare! Anyway. Great content, as always. Keep it up, Alzabo!

  • @zionifl9467
    @zionifl9467 2 роки тому +24

    Bem topical isso daí, malandro.
    Loved the video. Your puns and rhymes always make me smile :)

  • @sqwong3947
    @sqwong3947 2 роки тому +43

    Why is Alzabo playing as Horatio? Worse of all, Brazilian Horatio?! sounds like something out of my nightmares

  • @classcalamity669
    @classcalamity669 2 роки тому +74

    Please upload more dem 4. It's so fun!

  • @vitorhugocaffepeters550
    @vitorhugocaffepeters550 2 роки тому +30

    ok, you really came to Brazil. Obrigado pelo video, padrin tmj. Now conquer South America with Brazil on HOI4

  • @toastmc4823
    @toastmc4823 2 роки тому +19

    Bro unironically became an ecofash

  • @henrykochan3918
    @henrykochan3918 2 роки тому +25

    no way wholesome brazil

  • @kektuss
    @kektuss 2 роки тому +12

    When the local artist start getting into eco.

  • @someguysomeone3543
    @someguysomeone3543 2 роки тому +63

    Ah sweet, authoritarian horrors beyond imagination,my favourite.

  • @hairypotter259
    @hairypotter259 2 роки тому +12

    I feel like there’s a book with this premise

    • @miolen9212
      @miolen9212 2 роки тому +3

      Yea ecofascism is mildly known idea. Someone probably wrote a dystopian novel or something about it I imagine.

  • @Datroflshopper
    @Datroflshopper 2 роки тому +33

    The perfect society doesn't exi-

  • @senormakaulicauki
    @senormakaulicauki 2 роки тому +12

    Amazing see a gringo making a video of Brazil, thanks Alzabo

  • @rudolfambrozenvtuber
    @rudolfambrozenvtuber 2 роки тому +7

    I have a suggested modlist to play around with, which offers a multitude of interesting potential countries. For example, North Korea, just to get you interested
    -Democracy 4+
    -Voting Systems+
    -Business Confidence Plus
    -Disposable Income Rebalance
    -Cost of Living
    -Cost of Living - Urban Density
    -D4 Overhaul & Expansion
    -Latin America - 0.12.5 (worth keeping on as it adds a few general things like a stray animals statistic)
    And yes its all compatible

    • @pasha2136
      @pasha2136 2 місяці тому

      Just be careful not to put too many mods at once the game might crash even 32GB of ram PC is susceptible to crash

  • @shawnconway9957
    @shawnconway9957 2 роки тому +11

    So basically you turned Brazil into a medieval feudal estate economically and socially

    • @pasha2136
      @pasha2136 2 місяці тому

      Though he also focused on environment

  • @TehSuperHero
    @TehSuperHero Рік тому +1

    I just came in here to say your thumbnail is fantastic. Lol.

  • @satorugojo6921
    @satorugojo6921 2 роки тому +17

    What an amazing game, and what an amazing run. For the first time in a while, I've been convinced to buy a game. Plus, it doubles that I've always had dreams of running a dictatorship, and whenever being given lawmaking positions or places of authority in RP servers for example, I always bolster the police force, blast propaganda, arm them with assault rifles, ban practically anything and enforce the punishment with death or instantaneous arrest, and giving those behind bars the option to pay large sums to leave just like that. Man... those were the days... the assassination attempts always sucked, but it kept my men on their toes, y'know? I even banned driving, and one time I banned running. But I felt bad for the running one, so I rolled it back. Anyways, great video, I had many laughs, I will eat the bugs, I'll stay in my pod, and I'll buy this game.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey 2 роки тому +5

      Let this man into art school....

    • @Loeffellux
      @Loeffellux 2 роки тому +6

      Least radicalized grand strategy fan

  • @beb6c2a
    @beb6c2a 2 роки тому +7

    Before: Afraid of Brazil
    Now: Dead because I was afraid of Brazil

  • @rigelestbit
    @rigelestbit 2 роки тому +7

    Considering this month is being chaotic due to Brazil voting on its president, this is a very relevant video.

  • @NigelShaffer
    @NigelShaffer 2 роки тому +6

    This was fun. I'd love to see more.

  • @jukesduck9363
    @jukesduck9363 2 роки тому +15

    Babe, wake up. New AlzaboHD vid just dropped.

  • @diogomm710
    @diogomm710 2 роки тому +1

    O cara simplesmente fez o paraíso do Lulonaro XDD
    Oh boy, Do We love democracy 4 with alzabo

  • @SwagGeniusMillionaire
    @SwagGeniusMillionaire 2 роки тому +1

    This is my favorite video of yours yet fr

  • @TehSuperHero
    @TehSuperHero Рік тому +7

    "Women marched in the street, because they could not drive cars." Holy shit lmfao

  • @acward04
    @acward04 2 роки тому +11

    Alzabo got cut off by 1 woman too many before recording this video

  • @jessefoutz597
    @jessefoutz597 2 роки тому

    The rhymes in your narration are a delight.

  • @Ostplog
    @Ostplog 2 роки тому

    Loving your Democracy 4 videos man.

  • @MetnePoKa
    @MetnePoKa 2 роки тому +15

    O sonho da Marina Silva em um vídeo... ggwp

    • @hansvogel4335
      @hansvogel4335 2 роки тому

      Sonho dela é ver ladrão apoiador de ditadura eleito. Vagabunda suja q surge a cada 4 anos pra defecar nas pessoas.

  • @daniellejajko6204
    @daniellejajko6204 2 роки тому +3

    What makes not voting in Brazil isn't the fine, its the 2 hour line that you have to face to justify why you didn't vote. there's a series of consequences from not justifying why you didn't vote, if you live abroad they can even withhold your passport

  • @araulius2132
    @araulius2132 2 роки тому +3

    Re-educating, and reintegrating the dissedents into the soil, thereby enriching it.

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 2 роки тому +2

    I notice most actual issues at the end can be solved.
    Drug addiction I’ve managed on my games.
    Rare earth crisis just needs that green electronics initiative from earlier that now isn’t there; maybe also some mining.
    Multinational tax evasion can be solved through diverted profit taxes.
    Everything else is either not a problem or can’t be solved with this RP.

  • @addisondillon3132
    @addisondillon3132 Рік тому +1

    His voice and his rhyming is very satisfying

  • @icezebra
    @icezebra 2 роки тому +2

    I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGS I WILL NOT LIVE IN A POD

  • @lolnyanterts
    @lolnyanterts Рік тому +1

    Ironically this would probably harm the environment more. Elinor Olstrom demonstrated that the commons like rivers and forests are better managed locally and autonomously.

  • @tomblaise
    @tomblaise 2 роки тому +4

    I feel like you can do whatever the hell you want in this game and your country turns into a utopia.

    • @Luredreier
      @Luredreier 2 роки тому +4

      Oh trust me, there's plenty of ways to make it anything but a utopia.
      And indeed, this isn't exactly utopia either.

    • @pasha2136
      @pasha2136 2 місяці тому

      Be careful not to get assassinated or voted out because that's the ways to lose

  • @AidanDaGreat
    @AidanDaGreat 7 місяців тому

    Seriously good rhymes in the beginning of the video.

  • @shararm
    @shararm 2 роки тому +1

    And I'm back here playing democracy 2 still

  • @empressredbird
    @empressredbird 2 роки тому +6

    What a ride it has been; and thanks for all the fish (and almost extinct species that live again)

  • @vex3488
    @vex3488 2 роки тому +2

    Loving my only apple diet under the green state

  • @weeabooze655
    @weeabooze655 2 роки тому

    “Come to Brazil. Just don’t go out after dark”

  • @KrokLP
    @KrokLP 2 роки тому +3

    Alzabo is a fan of Linkola's writings?! Wow

  • @gabrieldossantos1116
    @gabrieldossantos1116 2 роки тому +5

    So he basically solve unemployment by bringing back slavery. Seems about right lmao

  • @seasoldier2922
    @seasoldier2922 2 роки тому +4

    *Brazil Intensifies*

  • @TheWhisperingRaccoon
    @TheWhisperingRaccoon 2 роки тому +6

    I would love an achievement run or two

  • @joed7547
    @joed7547 2 роки тому +3

    Im doing my part!

  • @bagelman2634
    @bagelman2634 Рік тому

    6:22 is such a good line

  • @LuTzz
    @LuTzz 2 роки тому +44

    ECOLOGICAL WORLD CHAMPIONS LETS GOOOOOOOO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

    • @alextuller6222
      @alextuller6222 2 роки тому +7

      CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

  • @wolframsteindl2712
    @wolframsteindl2712 2 роки тому +2

    He did it. He achieved eco-fascist hyperboria. In Brazil of all places!

  • @aneggselentfellow5607
    @aneggselentfellow5607 2 роки тому

    dude wrote an entire poem for his video, respect.

  • @pasha21363
    @pasha21363 10 місяців тому

    spotted a description error it's 2046 in-game that is also 9:08 this policy reduces the likelyhood of Water Shortage

  • @SymphonyIn152mm
    @SymphonyIn152mm 2 роки тому

    cool vid bro, do Poland next, I'd love to see you play it

  • @jplayah5264
    @jplayah5264 2 роки тому +1

    Why do I feel like this is literally the precursor to the Call of Duty: Ghosts campaign?

  • @fm56001
    @fm56001 2 роки тому +1

    Fun fact:soy is one of if not the largest agricultural export in brazil

  • @tudorganea-arnold9562
    @tudorganea-arnold9562 5 місяців тому

    This is what the lorax would do if elected as president of brazil

  • @dr.garretsshow
    @dr.garretsshow 2 роки тому

    Dear God, the mas man Finally did it. He actually came to our country.
    God bless ya mate. xD

  • @inquisitorialllama638
    @inquisitorialllama638 2 роки тому

    Unbelievable, shockingly, primordially BASED.

  • @JoseCarlos-yh3ho
    @JoseCarlos-yh3ho 2 роки тому +2

    I'm Brazilian and approve this reality. The Hue, Hue, Hue thing is canon, but you should improve your pronuntiation of "ão"(cidadão). It is a continuous nazal sound, like: li"on". I liked the video It is very good "muito bom".

  • @gabrielferreira6427
    @gabrielferreira6427 2 роки тому

    Marina Silva's dream
    Obrigado Alzabo

  • @christiankalinkina239
    @christiankalinkina239 2 роки тому +2

    This message has been approved by the world economic forum

  • @philippstetter5611
    @philippstetter5611 2 роки тому

    Albert Zabo has uploaded ladies and gentlemen

  • @luccaf9325
    @luccaf9325 2 роки тому +4

    Alzabo should have put PL instead of MDB

  • @fataliecatalie899
    @fataliecatalie899 2 роки тому +1

    Oh no… STRAIGHT TO BRAZIL!
    Love you Alz, keep it up ❤

  • @9manny99
    @9manny99 2 роки тому

    Here we go!

  • @victorhugofranciscon7899
    @victorhugofranciscon7899 2 роки тому

    Alzabo larped as the our candidate for reelection lol

  • @kubaabramowicz3072
    @kubaabramowicz3072 2 роки тому +1

    Bruh, since when was that vegan teacher a politician

  • @apostoladosaoboaventuraes
    @apostoladosaoboaventuraes 7 місяців тому

    As someone who lives in Brazil, my loyalty to the ecological party is total.

  • @tahircamalanoglu
    @tahircamalanoglu 2 роки тому

    Alhamdu Lillah finally posted a video

  • @IgorPCabral
    @IgorPCabral 2 роки тому +4

    Still better than any leader Brazil ever had

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey 2 роки тому +1

      90 hour working weeks, illegal unemployment, illegal retirement, society moved back into the 16th century, tourism and foreign relations are dead, massive corporative influence ....
      and that's just 10 minutes in!

  • @konstantynopolyt6770
    @konstantynopolyt6770 2 роки тому +3

    Will you play vic 3 when it comes out?

    • @AlzaboHD
      @AlzaboHD  2 роки тому +1

      Indeed! Got some fun ideas, can't wait

  • @crocasaurus
    @crocasaurus 2 роки тому +1

    Pretty please normalize the audio levels more so the ”s” sounds are a bit less sharp
    That’s my only complaint otherwise great video :)

  • @OnionAddiction
    @OnionAddiction 2 роки тому

    Pentti Linkola would be proud of you.

  • @deathspider950
    @deathspider950 2 роки тому

    cool vid bro

  • @Gustoberg
    @Gustoberg 2 роки тому +2

    I can just see the comments either going to only brazillians (opa) commenting something cool, or an all out war because uhh... some small tensions are going on rn

  • @thespicypolitician8186
    @thespicypolitician8186 2 роки тому +1

    Soylent Green is made of people!

  • @korhol2065
    @korhol2065 Рік тому

    2:55 is that something countries can do without randomly sparking a war? Because that’s either really stupid or I’m just stupid… or it’s a random event because interest and balance

  • @christianmartin219
    @christianmartin219 2 роки тому +1

    Play as Greece and see how far you can push the debt before you get voted out

  • @RJLbwb
    @RJLbwb 2 роки тому

    "Solar powered tasers"

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 2 роки тому

    Hmm yes lore of your going to Brazil momentum 100

  • @Bonemiath
    @Bonemiath 2 роки тому

    Have a warm comment for your cool video, bröther

  • @mariomachadovieirabisneto4612
    @mariomachadovieirabisneto4612 2 роки тому

    Brazil with a food crisis is such a ridiculous concept. I wish it wasn't true.

  • @gabrielsa9751
    @gabrielsa9751 2 роки тому +2

    The pornstar stuff was two years ago with Alexandre Frota

  • @jaisummons2304
    @jaisummons2304 2 роки тому +1

    When did the riddler get in my recommend I mean I like it not gonna lie.

    • @AlzaboHD
      @AlzaboHD  2 роки тому

      Lmao the riddler. Cheers!

  • @ConanOG
    @ConanOG 2 роки тому

    As a Brazilian I can affirm, if we don't have meat for our barbecue we are going to burn some politicians, better not touch that.