Jessica Kirson - The Dumbest Relationship Question

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  • @jbaby007
    @jbaby007 4 роки тому +186

    I need an entire Netflix special ASAP!

    • @uggles_mcfuggles
      @uggles_mcfuggles Рік тому +2

      Please god, although you don’t exist, can you make this happen?! 😢🙏

    • @luisferr2001
      @luisferr2001 Рік тому

      man, we all do!!! it´s long overdue!

  • @septemberquest6393
    @septemberquest6393 3 роки тому +111

    Jessica Kirson is the funniest comedian I've seen in a long time..I watched her routine on comedy Central and I never laughed so hard in my life...she is a force to be reckoned with in stand up...she needs her own show..😆😆😆😆😆

    • @TigerGreene
      @TigerGreene 3 роки тому +8

      You have to see her live. Incredible.
      She deserves way more recognition and success... but until then, tickets to her shows are criminally cheap. I saw her for $20. She absolutely killed.

  • @Koudey
    @Koudey 4 роки тому +72

    "And *that's* what you're upset I'm eating?!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  • @practicepodcast8499
    @practicepodcast8499 2 роки тому +55

    Such an underrated comic the fact she only has 10k subs is mind blowing

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 2 роки тому +11

      She gained 317,000 followers since you commented this! Me included

    • @tanie3543
      @tanie3543 Рік тому +6

      ​@@MaxOakland423kmore than 10k now :)

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland Рік тому +4

      @@tanie3543 she’s blowing up!

    • @mwernli2886
      @mwernli2886 Рік тому +1

      @@MaxOaklandMe too.

    • @BigFlusteredMess
      @BigFlusteredMess 9 місяців тому

      1.1M NOW. ONE MILLION

  • @piano61485
    @piano61485 4 роки тому +35

    I love this woman!!!

  • @bradf5523
    @bradf5523 2 роки тому +14

    Can’t wait to see her in January in San Francisco. Netflix. Give this woman a special.

  • @Gojirilla
    @Gojirilla 4 роки тому +31

    This crowd was much better than the audience at Comedy Works

    • @amansizedduck
      @amansizedduck 3 роки тому +5

      I'd be losing my shit if I saw her at Comedy Works

  • @_FearNoEvil
    @_FearNoEvil 4 роки тому +29

    Wow some people in the comments here are clueless. Jessica Kirson is amazing. If you don't like her art, good for you, you're allowed to feel that way. I don't understand you, but I respect your opinion. And if you are here just writing mean things because you are too dumb to leave an intelligent critique, just get a life.

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 3 роки тому +8

      Those are people who suck. Jessica Kirson is one of the funniest human beings on the planet. They don’t know what’s going on, these smug douches, it’s their loss.😂

  • @davidreed9849
    @davidreed9849 4 роки тому +49

    Same thing happened to me as a Jewish gay, my mother wants me to find a nice Jewish boy

  • @sothathappened
    @sothathappened Рік тому +1

    she's hilarious. i think i enjoy her small venue work more because i adore her crowd work. she's the queen

  • @maryspanidi3700
    @maryspanidi3700 2 роки тому +7

    Netflix Special for Her, Right Now!!!!!!!!

  • @ATLcentury334
    @ATLcentury334 2 місяці тому

    When I saw the title of this video, I thought I know what that’s all about. Eleven years ago my husband and I were looking for our first house. A friend set us up with a realtor friend of his. She was in her 60’s and we seemed to get along great with her. Until after the 3rd or 4th house, she just didn’t seem to click with what we were asking for. Every house she showed us confused us. None of them were what we discussed, and as we would leave the house she just showed us, we’d tell her AGAIN the features we were interested in. She’d reply, every time “oh, I get it now!”.
    I don’t remember how many houses she showed us, but, I do remember the last one. Once again she took us to a house that looked like a homeless encampment. While my husband was outside looking around the backyard, she and I were in the kitchen. I was surprised that none of the appliances worked and some of the cabinets were falling off the wall. She asked what I thought of it. I said, well, I have some concerns about the kitchen, and the bathrooms. It was her turn then, she asked me without missing a beat if “I was the wife”? I was stunned, I’d never been asked that question, by anyone. I said to her I was going out to the car and asked if she’d send my husband out when he was finished. I sat in the car waiting for him. After about 15 minutes he came out and hopped in our convertible. He said “that one was pretty rough wasn’t it?”. I said “I want you to fire her, TOMORROW!”. I told him what had just taken place. I thought he’d blow his top.
    He called her the next day, she denied everything. He also told her he would not abide any of the clauses in our agreement. She said “fine”. And before hanging up she said we’d never find what we wanted in our price range because it didn’t exist. We called our friend who recommended us to her. She got to him first and lied through her teeth.
    I said “we gotta find a good gay realtor”. After a few days we did. He showed us 3 house in 2 weeks, we made an offer on 1 and in 2 weeks we closed. And our “friend” hasn’t spoken to us since.

  • @macgirl1231
    @macgirl1231 4 роки тому +19

    INCREDIBLE !! Laughing all the way thru. Shocking at times with perfect delivery !! 1💖💖💖💖💖🌿🌷🌼🌹🌻

  • @marlo2919
    @marlo2919 Рік тому +6

    She makes me laugh out loud for reals funny.

  • @audriiiiroberts3030
    @audriiiiroberts3030 3 роки тому +5

    One of the best around 💗

  • @just-Banks
    @just-Banks 4 роки тому +13

    Don Rickles reincarnated

  • @susanjaskulek4280
    @susanjaskulek4280 3 роки тому +11

    Her old Jewish seniors routine is so much funnier....so on point...perform more of them ...please

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 4 роки тому +8

    12 seconds in is all it took...just 12 seconds

  • @BigFlusteredMess
    @BigFlusteredMess 9 місяців тому

    GOTTA LOVE KIRSON

  • @mtaylor7307
    @mtaylor7307 Рік тому +2

    Kirson is best at crowd work. Her standup has challenges.

  • @Novarcharesk
    @Novarcharesk Рік тому +6

    As a gay man, I accept the ‘who’s the woman?’ question. Cause I’m totally the woman between me and another man 😂

  • @zachofall
    @zachofall Рік тому +1

    She's hilarious

  • @burkematthews9092
    @burkematthews9092 2 роки тому +5

    Love her,just discovered her

  • @Veronica4u2day
    @Veronica4u2day Рік тому

    LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @raeraebadfingers
    @raeraebadfingers 3 місяці тому

    Omg i ate a whole bag of shrooms my first time and i got lost in my car. That was parked behind the house and didn't move for HOURS

  • @oscarlamonte3148
    @oscarlamonte3148 3 роки тому +3

    Who's PITCHING and Who's CATCHING!! 🔥🔥😍HOT!!

  • @DianeBarron-vh8qz
    @DianeBarron-vh8qz 6 місяців тому

    She is the only comedian that makes me laugh out loud from the bottom of my soul so sexy too

  • @stayhappylittlemermaid
    @stayhappylittlemermaid 4 роки тому +5

    Most happy pepole are they that hjelp another pepole more🙊🔥👌✌️🤲🌼💐🌺🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞

  • @mitubogoogle
    @mitubogoogle 4 роки тому +5

    😀

  • @muzic4lyfe2005
    @muzic4lyfe2005 2 роки тому +9

    I'm not so sure that was a great crowd....Canadians dont really understand dark cynical humor

  • @Artemis-eu5ql
    @Artemis-eu5ql Рік тому +1

    I saw her in the streets like 3 times

  • @SercanGunaydn
    @SercanGunaydn Рік тому

    I mean you didn’t care until we do Whatdda fuxk

  • @valerieladeda
    @valerieladeda Рік тому

    I love your schtick, but why can't I ever remember your name?

  • @lucycarlos4923
    @lucycarlos4923 Рік тому

    Jajajajaja

  • @rustylee1836
    @rustylee1836 4 роки тому +5

    The most funny thing about this video was the title. On my phone and it read Jessica Kirson - The Dumbest
    The next part was in the next line. And it was funny because it was true. Quite stupid.

  • @candy.......
    @candy....... Рік тому

    I love mentally ill people i understand them

  • @WichalRangai
    @WichalRangai 4 роки тому +3

    master's degree? : /

    • @depressedutchman
      @depressedutchman 2 роки тому

      ?

    • @WichalRangai
      @WichalRangai 2 роки тому +1

      @@depressedutchman uh i wrote this 2 yrs ago.... (i dont feel like watching it again)
      peace

    • @depressedutchman
      @depressedutchman 2 роки тому +1

      @@WichalRangai can respect that

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 2 роки тому +1

      @@WichalRangai -- Jessica has a Masters degree in Social Work. She says this in some of her other routines. She scores very high in emotional intelligence. That's why her crowd work is so good: she "reads" people really well.

  • @deepermind4884
    @deepermind4884 4 роки тому +7

    Would it kill her to use some detangler & brush that rat's nest?

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 2 роки тому +3

      Why would you ever post something so rude and stupid?

  • @sjent
    @sjent 4 роки тому +5

    She is clearly a man(in that relationship), because her jokes are actually really funny.

  • @james-r
    @james-r 4 роки тому +5

    Plan: say something loud after every punchline, and expect the audience to laugh

    • @KN-wl4vv
      @KN-wl4vv 4 роки тому +8

      Was your plan to comment something intelligible?

    • @james-r
      @james-r 4 роки тому

      K. N. LOL here, I’ll buy you a bigger shovel to dig yourself in. Well you’ve somehow reached an opinion and felt the need to comment based on my initial comment. Level 1 stupidly award goes to you.

    • @deepermind4884
      @deepermind4884 4 роки тому +2

      @@james-r Sir, trust me, NOBODY understood your comment as written. "Say something load" does not make any sense. Did you mean to say "say something lewd"? "Say something loudly"?
      Good luck on your continuing journey into the English language.

    • @james-r
      @james-r 4 роки тому +1

      Deeper Mind omfg it’s 2020, I made a typo. Sorry grandma or grandpa. Btw, you for not realising (more than likely did realise) it was a typo and still had to make a response to such a trivial issue. That says more about you than me.

    • @just-Banks
      @just-Banks 4 роки тому

      I'm only just now seeing your comment--_after_ you've fixed the typo. And it isn't any less stupid

  • @TheMrdhyde
    @TheMrdhyde 4 роки тому +3

    Now she is funny. I don't find many woman comedians funny. Like 10% of the women stand ups are really funny, men its more like 70%.

  • @FA.9000
    @FA.9000 2 роки тому +1

    i like her but it's always the same jokes in her videos

    • @depressedutchman
      @depressedutchman 2 роки тому +10

      It's just the same act in a different place. She is creating new jokes, in her next tour.

    • @BigFlusteredMess
      @BigFlusteredMess 9 місяців тому

      Makes her Iconic!! And not everyone that goes to her shows knows all those jokes

  • @انت-صلي-عالنبي-بس
    @انت-صلي-عالنبي-بس 4 роки тому +3

    Regardless the comic perspective of this clip .. I think She is totally on the wrong track of her life platform 😏

    • @mrsorg87
      @mrsorg87 2 роки тому

      Oh no! You should tell her! 😮

    • @Sam-ey9uj
      @Sam-ey9uj Рік тому

      Muhammad was totally on the wrong track of his life platform ever since he left Mecca

  • @eiloen
    @eiloen 4 роки тому +4

    Meh.

  • @matthewkoob9453
    @matthewkoob9453 4 роки тому +2

    When does the comedian start?

  • @DannyXXXXX
    @DannyXXXXX 4 роки тому +3

    That is feminine looking? LOL

    • @charismaedwards5295
      @charismaedwards5295 4 роки тому +2

      Well if a man walked up there with eyeliner and eye shadow on, you'd make fun of that too lol.

    • @charismaedwards5295
      @charismaedwards5295 4 роки тому +1

      @ageofbogyo and make up. Cuz it's not masculant to wear makeup

    • @DannyXXXXX
      @DannyXXXXX 4 роки тому

      @Kat Nip she said it, not me.

  • @shadforthw3535
    @shadforthw3535 3 роки тому +1

    was that funny?

    • @tanie3543
      @tanie3543 Рік тому +1

      It's always a man who needs to comment this when it's not a misogynistic joke said by some male comedian.

    • @shadforthw3535
      @shadforthw3535 Рік тому

      Are you talking to me? I'm a woman- like a regular biological one.

  • @supersaiyanzero386
    @supersaiyanzero386 4 роки тому +3

    There are no jokes. 👎

  • @RealChaseB
    @RealChaseB 4 роки тому +1

    Oh God 🤮