FOUR Stupid Things ALL Atheists Say (Logical Plausible Probable)

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  • @SirSicCrusader
    @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +49

    Things have been pretty stable lately, BUT THATS NO FUN IS IT!! I want to grow into an amorphous mass and smother the entirety of UA-cam, so please, like, share, comment, subscribe, click the bell icon and everything else that you can to get the word of sir sic out there CHEERS!

    • @RandolfRichardson
      @RandolfRichardson 6 місяців тому +3

      Thanks for these wonderful crusades against ridiculous theist arguments. They really should have invested in some chain mail - err, I mean critical thinking classes - because at least this way you'd get to use your sword ... a little bit. 😆

    • @capnklay
      @capnklay 6 місяців тому +1

      is that a Grey Goo Scenario reference?

    • @enikan73
      @enikan73 6 місяців тому

      Yea. The once I can defend like what I answered you. Honest before politeness every time.

    • @dylanpatterson7149
      @dylanpatterson7149 6 місяців тому +1

      If we form into an amorphous blob can I be one of the blob nipples?....assuming this is an anthropomorphic blob.....

    • @donnievance1942
      @donnievance1942 7 днів тому

      Congratulations Sir Sic. I couldn't argue against this guy, because I couldn't even figure out what he was trying to say.

  • @cynicthehedgehog385
    @cynicthehedgehog385 6 місяців тому +489

    The watchmaker has always been "I found a pocket watch on a beach, and I can tell it was designed as opposed to the sand around it, which was not designed, except that it was designed, because that's the point of the argument, but something about the watch stood out from the sand as being designed, so I can tell what can and can't be designed, and that sense tells me the sand wasn't designed. So, you know, checkmate, atheists!"

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +120

      ow my brain

    • @briley2177
      @briley2177 6 місяців тому

      That’s the problem with the “argument from design.” Within the theistic worldview, literally EVERYTHING is designed (either by living agents or a divine agent). Therefore, having ZERO non-designed things with which to contrast the supposedly designed things, there is absolutely no way to “recognize design.” They just play with their intuitions and call it evidence.

    • @zapveresepa1
      @zapveresepa1 6 місяців тому +116

      This comment perfectly describes the thought patterns of the theist.

    • @NotA-Lizard
      @NotA-Lizard 6 місяців тому

      The sand was itself designed by millions of water banging into stone eroding it and grounding it into the tiny crystals upon which the watch was found. No god needed.
      -1 Theists +1 science and athiest

    • @PzIV-E
      @PzIV-E 6 місяців тому +38

      In an infinite universe it's not impossible that there's a watch floating around in space

  • @jonsmith7659
    @jonsmith7659 6 місяців тому +384

    He’s anti god of the gaps but his entire argument is god of the gaps. Abiogenesis isn’t magic. Rib women and dirt men, created by a magical Jewish sky zombie, is the literal definition of magic.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +37

      of course

    • @vortex_1336
      @vortex_1336 6 місяців тому +17

      He wasn't a zombie at that point. He died and came back way later. You need to pay attention to the Canon closer.

    • @blastortoise
      @blastortoise 6 місяців тому +24

      @@vortex_1336 Considering he's all power AND all present, he was around when Adam was made and around when Jesus revived at the same time, otherwise this quad-omni god is a bit weak.

    • @Iwillreply
      @Iwillreply 6 місяців тому +9

      I find that there are a lot less questions about rib women if you don't write about it in a book that's read by everyone. Not one video about whether or not I'm doing magic.

    • @Iwillreply
      @Iwillreply 6 місяців тому +11

      ​@@vortex_1336he's unchanging, so he was always a zombie, we just couldn't see it.

  • @dh8203
    @dh8203 6 місяців тому +110

    This is a guy who made it all the way through the 5th grade, and then set out into the world confident that he now knows everything worth knowing.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +11

      ouch

    • @DavidRichardson153
      @DavidRichardson153 6 місяців тому +10

      You sure he made it through the 5th grade? He sounds like someone who missed 5th grade graduation because he had jury duty.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 6 місяців тому +2

      @@DavidRichardson153Jury duty? ITYM a court date.
      I mean, even Jethro Beaudine graduated sixth grade, and he can definitely cipher better than El Pee Pee.

    • @bt5029
      @bt5029 6 місяців тому +1

      4th grade maybe

    • @dh8203
      @dh8203 6 місяців тому +2

      @@bt5029 I thought 4th at first too, but 4th graders generally haven't learned that all you have to do is sprinkle in a few big words, and people will think you're really smart. This guy doesn't strike me as a 4th grader that's ahead of his class.

  • @zapveresepa1
    @zapveresepa1 6 місяців тому +135

    I love how his first few arguments are all, "I'm not stupid! Stop calling me stupid!" This is not the kind of guy you think is going to debunk scientific theories.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +19

      ouch

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 6 місяців тому +19

      He's also a guy, who won't accept any science as an explanation, bc he doesn't understand any of it!!

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof 6 місяців тому +9

      "Then stop proving me right."

    • @SlowMotionAtheist000
      @SlowMotionAtheist000 6 місяців тому +1

      Like 69

    • @zapveresepa1
      @zapveresepa1 6 місяців тому

      @@SlowMotionAtheist000 Nice!

  • @briley2177
    @briley2177 6 місяців тому +192

    We don’t “learn about science” we USE science to learn about reality. Science isn’t a “thing” it’s a methodology - a methodology that religious people clearly don’t understand. If they did, they would understand why the inability of the scientific method to investigate their god-claims reflects so poorly on their conclusion that god is real.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +17

      I see

    • @marcdc6809
      @marcdc6809 6 місяців тому +16

      I think the religious claims, the idea that we could have a soul, a creator and an afterlife are a failed hypothesis, science came to the point where the observations that gave us that idea are explained by other processes that don't qualify as miracles...

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 6 місяців тому +9

      @@marcdc6809it’s not even a hypothesis because it’s just such childish reasoning.

    • @marcdc6809
      @marcdc6809 6 місяців тому +10

      @@kellydalstok8900 I'm talking about the medieval times, there's also this thing called phlogiston that was supposed to make things flammable, now we understand what chemical reactions are, there's laws of conservation of mass, no phlogiston...

    • @Joshua-pr9vg
      @Joshua-pr9vg 6 місяців тому

      No one is required to 'prove' that god exists. That is just science trying to bully everyone else.

  • @Paladwyn
    @Paladwyn 6 місяців тому +59

    I always find it funny when you point out all the fallacies they are using and they get upset by it. I recently called a guy out by saying "Of course you are upset about it, if I take away all your fallacies then you have nothing left. It's all you have"

    • @Jcs57
      @Jcs57 6 місяців тому +4

      But the trees man, just look at the trees!

    • @erikblaas5826
      @erikblaas5826 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Jcs57look at it with eyes? Eyes that are a very good example of evolution. Evolution that had created new ways to "look at the world". Evolution that was very necessary for survival as a species? And that is nowadays denied by said Bible readers? It is almost as if these Bible readers are against the God that made this all possible...

    • @dylanpatterson7149
      @dylanpatterson7149 6 місяців тому +4

      @@erikblaas5826don’t say eyes to these nutjobs!!! They will go all watchmaker so fast and say “oh eyes are so complex! Someone had to design them!” Ignoring how many people wear glasses, develop glaucoma, and the like…

    • @jackunknown1692
      @jackunknown1692 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@dylanpatterson7149and the fact our immune systems don't know they exist

    • @dylanpatterson7149
      @dylanpatterson7149 6 місяців тому

      @@jackunknown1692 YEAH! I just heard that crazy shit the other day. The cognitive dissonance is mind numbing. Have they never heard of pink eye?!?! 😂

  • @cobrasys
    @cobrasys 6 місяців тому +53

    This is the first time I've ever seen an apologist not understand the points he himself was making. It has to be some kind of special talent.

    • @ivanivonovich9863
      @ivanivonovich9863 6 місяців тому +2

      Dunning-Kruger to the tenth degree!

    • @TiKallisti
      @TiKallisti 5 місяців тому +2

      Not here to mock you, but you haven´t seen too many apologists in your lifetime yet!
      In my experience, its the hallmark of apologists to not understand what they are talking about, even less what their opposition is talking about.

    • @cobrasys
      @cobrasys 5 місяців тому +1

      @@TiKallisti Oh, I have, but not to this degree. Even Matt Powell at least makes a showing of pretending to understand what he says lol.

    • @Mangaka-ml6xo
      @Mangaka-ml6xo 3 місяці тому +1

      He's especial peshtal, I don't often need to stop doing what I'm doing just to replay the video, there's so much wrong everything in it, its incredible!

  • @heiyuall
    @heiyuall 6 місяців тому +80

    El Pee Pee is firmly of the community that believes “Nuh Uh” is a scientific treatise as long as it’s recited with enough smug confidence.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +9

      shonk

    • @CD_Character
      @CD_Character 6 місяців тому +11

      "El Pee Pee" !!
      Love it.

    • @bigkirbyhj666
      @bigkirbyhj666 6 місяців тому

      THE PENIS!

    • @Jcs57
      @Jcs57 6 місяців тому +2

      To be fair I treat their bald assertions & unfalsifiable empty headed assumptions with smug indignation.

  • @Nirakolov
    @Nirakolov 6 місяців тому +112

    Life coming from non-life is as simple as fire coming from non-fire.

    • @dh8203
      @dh8203 6 місяців тому +32

      That was a great explanation, now can you make it simpler for the Creationists in the group?

    • @desperadox7565
      @desperadox7565 6 місяців тому +2

      👍

    • @martinconnelly1473
      @martinconnelly1473 6 місяців тому +13

      Have you read about the Blood Falls in Antarctica? If I remember correctly, the water is full of little spheres of iron and when it is exposed to the oxygen in the atmosphere it rusts and makes the water look red. These small spheres are just one example of natural order taking on a seemingly unnatural form. There are many self organising chemicals and they don't need a designer to look designed. There are probably a few small steps from self organising to self replicating, we just have not found them yet. It is my hope we do find them in my lifetime.

    • @jonathanw1106
      @jonathanw1106 6 місяців тому +1

      Bro life is insanely more complex than fire lol this is a stupid analogy. I think it still happened but to say it's like fire starting is kind of making the creationist point

    • @desperadox7565
      @desperadox7565 6 місяців тому +15

      @@jonathanw1106 The very first forms of life weren't *that* complex.

  • @robertadsett5273
    @robertadsett5273 6 місяців тому +39

    Oh good lord, “Theists don’t believe in magic, we believe”: literally describes magic.
    Added to that the assertion that science is ignoring abiogenesis and you have to wonder if he was home schooled by Kent Hovind

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +4

      shonk

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +2

      ah

    • @woundedone
      @woundedone 6 місяців тому

      Atheists' responses: *slapped Bible* There's magic everywhere in this bitch.

    • @paisleepunk
      @paisleepunk 6 місяців тому +1

      shonk and ah in sir sic's comment section!

  • @tekbarrier
    @tekbarrier 6 місяців тому +9

    "It's not magic"
    *proceeds to literally describe magic*

  • @detonator82
    @detonator82 6 місяців тому +59

    To quote Bill Bailey: "My mind is starting to unravel so soon... like a tapestry of angry kittens"

  • @captainkelley2339
    @captainkelley2339 6 місяців тому +51

    You can tell yourself what you believe is rational. You can tell yourself it's the irrational people who don't believe. You can look into a camera and repeat it to yourself over and over. That still won't make it true.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +3

      I see

    • @ParaSpite
      @ParaSpite 6 місяців тому

      What an adorably vapid non-argument. If the video didn't have any arguments and was just vapidly repeating claims, you might have had a point.

  • @briley2177
    @briley2177 6 місяців тому +200

    Apologists take fractal wrongness to painful levels.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +21

      savage

    • @micheal49
      @micheal49 6 місяців тому +12

      Well, to be fair, it is also fractal ignorance and fractal stupid.
      Give them credit -- being that wrong on that many levels at maximum consistency takes an awful lot of hard work.
      Not much thinking but really hard work.

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar 6 місяців тому +6

      @@graemerose1616 Apology literally mean excuse. An apologist is someone who make it a living of providing excuses.

    • @Leszek.Rzepecki
      @Leszek.Rzepecki 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Kualinar Well, "apologia" technically means a defence of one's opinions or conduct - you can check that. It becomes an excuse when it's devoid of rational content!

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 6 місяців тому +1

      @@graemerose1616 That's a coincidence, I heard that word for the first time on another video, today. It's a good one.

  • @Leszek.Rzepecki
    @Leszek.Rzepecki 6 місяців тому +13

    Intelligent designer: I can tell a watch on a beach as designed, because unlike the sand, it has structure and function!
    Skeptic: So, the beach and sand weren't designed, they're totally natural without an intentional maker?
    Intelligent designer: Wait one Jesus-loving minute, that's not what i meant...!

  • @cthomaspeasant3059
    @cthomaspeasant3059 6 місяців тому +67

    I have four stunningly good reasons why I steal Sir Sics whiskey.
    1. It's cheaper than buying my own
    2. I like the whiskeys
    3. Sir Sic can't stop me
    4. Because I can and will

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +33

      GAHASP

    • @thejudgmentalcat
      @thejudgmentalcat 6 місяців тому +15

      What if he smites you with his large massive...pointy stabby thing?

    • @paulennini3655
      @paulennini3655 6 місяців тому +12

      @@thejudgmentalcat ....or that thing he has in his hand....

    • @zapveresepa1
      @zapveresepa1 6 місяців тому +7

      I have 10 questions that whiskey stealers can't answer.

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 6 місяців тому +5

      @@zapveresepa1,
      "Other than the people you steal Whiskey from, where is it from?"
      "Why is there whiskey, and not nothing?"
      ... Those are the two I can think of off hand... what are your questions?

  • @user-gk9lg5sp4y
    @user-gk9lg5sp4y 6 місяців тому +71

    This guy is the Sherpa that guides you to the Guru at the top of Mount Stupid

  • @Sevent77
    @Sevent77 6 місяців тому +25

    18:00 the whole argument falls apart when you remember that God interacted with the universe all the freaking time in the bible.
    A flood here, a plauge there, some genecides elsewhere and a bit of resurrection from time to time.
    So it's safe to assume it's the latter.

  • @mark7s980
    @mark7s980 6 місяців тому +141

    I'm a MUTE atheist. I don't say any of these things.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +20

      ah

    • @2baby2rex
      @2baby2rex 6 місяців тому +13

      Checkmate, theists

    • @abanks9591
      @abanks9591 6 місяців тому +4

      Absolutely. He hasn't come close to any of my arguments.

    • @freddan6fly
      @freddan6fly 6 місяців тому +8

      @@SirSicCrusader I could translate your comment "ah" to English, and to my surprise it became "ah".

    • @SlowMotionAtheist000
      @SlowMotionAtheist000 6 місяців тому

      ​@@2baby2rexchekmaet athetits

  • @Furry-ousNews
    @Furry-ousNews 6 місяців тому +31

    3:25
    ......buddy, you don't have any idea of what the god of the gaps is 😂😂

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +5

      hehe

    • @Jcs57
      @Jcs57 6 місяців тому +1

      I’m thinking that’s why it annoys him.

    • @erikblaas5826
      @erikblaas5826 6 місяців тому

      I believe in the God of Evolution, that is the real God to Worship... But this one is denied existence by the Bible readers who wants us to believe everything that is in existence was there the moment it was created by "their" God.... So objects created today are proof that they were not created a long time ago by the God they claim to have created everything... 😮
      Yes, it costed me some braincells to formulate this sentence, and I am not even shure I got it right. 😢

  • @tapioorankiaalto2457
    @tapioorankiaalto2457 6 місяців тому +24

    You can see the gears turning in his head while he's trying to make arguments. Classic.

  • @NotA-Lizard
    @NotA-Lizard 6 місяців тому +39

    Well, his argument definitely does not support intelligent design.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +1

      damn

    • @AB-ku4my
      @AB-ku4my 6 місяців тому +5

      I think he disproves intelligent design. Or at least his intelligence.

  • @BillGarrett
    @BillGarrett 6 місяців тому +84

    Software guy here, we all know this but just in case, literally everything that comes out of Joe Bob's fucking mouth about computer science and software is misguided at best and deliberately wrong at worst.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 6 місяців тому

      Yep. I’m so old that I immediately thought of IBM punch cards. You can literally read the code in the arrangement of holes with your naked eyes.
      For that matter, he doesn’t know about side channel attacks. We can now decode nerve signals to read what information is passing along them. Information from the brain being written on paper exists in the changing charge states of neurons between the brain and hand.
      Information can not exist without a physical substrate. Reference the ongoing arguments about information loss in black hole event horizons.

    • @woundedone
      @woundedone 6 місяців тому +2

      You don't say lolok😂😂😂 he probably tried to download some RAM for his 📱 game.

    • @xavierburval4128
      @xavierburval4128 4 місяці тому +1

      not to mention he has apparently never heard of DNA

  • @johnburn8031
    @johnburn8031 6 місяців тому +55

    Computer code doesn't have a physical medium?
    Has he never heard of floppy disks or punch cards?
    Yes, I am that old! 😑

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +11

      Man I want one of those kerchunk punch card machines to sign myself in to my own work... I think it'll make me more efficient

    • @johnburn8031
      @johnburn8031 6 місяців тому +9

      @@SirSicCrusader I didn't mean that kind of punch card, but I remember those too.

    • @AB-ku4my
      @AB-ku4my 6 місяців тому

      Fortran or Jaquard? I'm really old. Snigger!

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 6 місяців тому +4

      Besides we have pretty good evidence computer code exists. You know, using our eyeballs and other evidence

    • @darkfalcon7856
      @darkfalcon7856 6 місяців тому +2

      I've seen the punch cards (both types), but the oldest medium I've used is the 8" floppy cards (my brothers and I called them "floopy cards", cause we were more used to the 3 1/4" floppy cards). Hope you don't feel as old now.

  • @madtabby66
    @madtabby66 6 місяців тому +55

    We need to start an SPCS Society for the protection of strawman.
    The poor poor abused strawmen.

  • @charleslahser2351
    @charleslahser2351 6 місяців тому +3

    He's 4 for 4. He misunderstood every one of those arguments and butchered his own attempts to prove them wrong. I'm impressed.

  • @terrencelockett4072
    @terrencelockett4072 6 місяців тому +15

    You can tell this is going to be kinda bad once he said he wasn't talking about magic, but went on to basically describe a magical being.

    • @petrfedor1851
      @petrfedor1851 6 місяців тому

      It´s kinda like saying piersing is not making hole in your skin cause it´s something positive.

  • @MasamiPhoenix
    @MasamiPhoenix 6 місяців тому +10

    Apologists trying to argue that miracles and magic aren't the same thing always cracks me up.

    • @starshade7826
      @starshade7826 6 місяців тому

      It is because they operate under a definition of magic that requires it to be generated or provided by nefarious forces, while miracles are from the all-good God.
      So when someone tells them miracles sound like magic it autoconverts in their head to "You are saying God = Satan"

    • @stefanowohsdioghasdhisdg4806
      @stefanowohsdioghasdhisdg4806 5 місяців тому

      Well they aren't the same. Magic tends to be described in ways that suggest rules and properties. You burn the incense and chant the magic words and draw the symbol and this manipulates/interacts with spirits or forces or mana or what have you to cause a desired effect. Wave the magic wand and say Wingardium Leviosa! and that makes a specific thing happen. Anyone who believes in magic thinks it is a real thing that follows rules, just like any other thing. Even astrology follows this logic. This planet is in this part of the sky, so X is going to happen. Magic is just old fashioned pseudoscience. Miracles, on the other hand, are defined by being impossible, unpredictable, incompreehensible, etc. Magic is the use/manipulation of natural processes (that don't really exist), miracles are impossible nonsensical things that are pulled from the ass of a capricious deity.

  • @Seoras111
    @Seoras111 6 місяців тому +17

    "Computer code has no mass". Oh yes it does. The mass-energy-information equivalence principle states that information is a form of matter, is physical, and can be identified by a specific mass per bit while it stores information. It is shown that the mass of a bit of information at room temperature (300 K) is 3.19 × 10 − 38 Kg. (Vopson M.M. The mass-energy-information equivalence principle. AIP Adv. 2019;9:095206. doi: 10.1063/1.5123794.)

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +9

      did you just EDUCATE ME against my will... I'm so mad right now...

    • @Seoras111
      @Seoras111 6 місяців тому +4

      @@SirSicCrusader I would not dare to educate you. But you are right it is futile trying to educate apologist boy.

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Seoras111,
      You missed the ^ part of the number... otherwise it can be misinterpreted.
      3.19 x 10^-38 kg

  • @davidmendes1279
    @davidmendes1279 6 місяців тому +43

    This is what happens when you only read one book. And a crappy one too.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +2

      damn

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 6 місяців тому +4

      The majority of them don’t read that book though.

    • @ivanivonovich9863
      @ivanivonovich9863 6 місяців тому +2

      I wouldn't call it a "crappy book." Of course after I used it for that purpose, then it would be.

    • @BeckDaniel
      @BeckDaniel 4 місяці тому

      I am athiest but the book is cool.

    • @ivanivonovich9863
      @ivanivonovich9863 3 місяці тому

      @@BeckDaniel Which one did you read? Or have you read more than one?

  • @vegasflyboy67
    @vegasflyboy67 6 місяців тому +17

    Creationists falsely believe that if they say stupid shit confidently, we are just supposed to believe it.

    • @Philbert-s2c
      @Philbert-s2c 6 місяців тому

      And it's always more convincing in a stupid redneck accent.

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 6 місяців тому

      Sadly people do guz... BELIEVERS.

    • @mattpendergraft7045
      @mattpendergraft7045 5 місяців тому

      That's how they convinced themselves and it's not fair that we won't do it too!

  • @birdieerdie2349
    @birdieerdie2349 6 місяців тому +14

    Someone got a "My first Podcast©️" setup and figured he would give it a go without preparing at all. He definitely said words.

    • @bogdiworksV2
      @bogdiworksV2 6 місяців тому +3

      They were legit words, just assembled together in a funny way that rendered them useless 😂

    •  6 місяців тому

      Its been long since I've seen someone so bad at constructing sentences.

  • @erinw6120
    @erinw6120 6 місяців тому +7

    This "information isn't real" argument sounds like something someone who *really* needs to have their computer investigated by law enforcement would say.

    • @NeutralDrow
      @NeutralDrow 6 місяців тому

      It's a creationist dogwhistle. They like to pretend "information" is a substance in-and-of itself (so they can pretend it can't have arisen spontaneously, and that mutations altering DNA can "destroy" information).

  • @heyarno
    @heyarno 6 місяців тому +10

    I mean, maybe he is genuinely impressed when someone moves the arm to write stuff. "wow how did you move your arm? it must be magic"

  • @sussekind9717
    @sussekind9717 6 місяців тому +7

    We are not learning how to control physics and chemistry.
    We have learned to understand them and use them to our benefit.

    • @bogdiworksV2
      @bogdiworksV2 6 місяців тому +2

      We all saw what happens when you try to control physics and chemistry, ie the Titan submersible.

  • @lunaknights3539
    @lunaknights3539 6 місяців тому +26

    Man, these theists must spend a lot of time building strawmen, only to fail at arguing against them.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +10

      the key is fire

    • @user-gk9lg5sp4y
      @user-gk9lg5sp4y 6 місяців тому +3

      As long as they're not building wicker men and trying to put us atheibobs in them

    • @SlowMotionAtheist000
      @SlowMotionAtheist000 6 місяців тому

      Either genuine lack of ability to comprehend anything or active deception.

  • @Anony3141592
    @Anony3141592 6 місяців тому +22

    with a bit more hand-waving, this guy could fly.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +2

      ouch

    • @advorak8529
      @advorak8529 6 місяців тому +1

      Surely you meant *less* but coordinated handwaving. The guy is a spoiler to himself (in the aeronautical sense!).

    • @Anony3141592
      @Anony3141592 6 місяців тому

      @@advorak8529 fair.

  • @Cthulhuforabettertomorrow
    @Cthulhuforabettertomorrow 6 місяців тому +75

    Logical, probable and possible do not equate evidence of Jack or shite and Jack left town.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +11

      damn

    • @inyobill
      @inyobill 6 місяців тому +1

      False antecedent, false conclusion, doesn't matter how good the logic is.

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 6 місяців тому +1

      Did Jack take shite with them?

    • @user-gk9lg5sp4y
      @user-gk9lg5sp4y 6 місяців тому +1

      @@aralornwolf3140 No, you don't actually take shite unless you're a dog walker.

    • @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573
      @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 6 місяців тому +2

      Hit the road, Jack

  • @phantomofkrankor3665
    @phantomofkrankor3665 6 місяців тому +6

    Did this guy just try to argue that computers have an immaterial soul? Huh.

  • @kennymartin5976
    @kennymartin5976 6 місяців тому +4

    "Dur...I just can't wrap my head around it."
    Yeah, we noticed.

  • @Marconius6
    @Marconius6 6 місяців тому +4

    "We're not suggesting it's magic, we're just saying that maybe a wizard did it?"

  • @Michman2024
    @Michman2024 5 місяців тому +1

    I'm so glad that I've never been infected with the need to think that I'm constantly being watched and judged by an unblinking dictator that nobody can see.

  • @Kevin_Williamson
    @Kevin_Williamson 6 місяців тому +12

    Sounds like this guy watched YT apologists. Didn't really understand what they said. Tried to repeat what he heard and failed. But thought it sounded super smart. Most of the time when he made what I assume was a point in his own mind, I was left thinking: "Wut??"

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +2

      savage

    • @bogdiworksV2
      @bogdiworksV2 6 місяців тому +1

      I'm glad Sir Sic translated what this guy was saying, because i couldn't follow any sense in the words that came out of his mouth 😅

  • @Nevets1073
    @Nevets1073 6 місяців тому +2

    This guy heard the word "leverage" once and now he uses it in every conversation.

  • @SupercriticalSnake
    @SupercriticalSnake 6 місяців тому +78

    Why is he talking into an air fryer?

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 6 місяців тому +29

      God told him to?

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +29

      cause hes hungy

    • @Cthulhuforabettertomorrow
      @Cthulhuforabettertomorrow 6 місяців тому +17

      That’s not an air fryer, it’s his girlfriend.

    • @UpperDarbyDetailing
      @UpperDarbyDetailing 6 місяців тому +12

      @@CthulhuforabettertomorrowI don’t think it counts as a girlfriend when they’re being held against her will…

    • @Cthulhuforabettertomorrow
      @Cthulhuforabettertomorrow 6 місяців тому +8

      @@UpperDarbyDetailing fair point, might explain why he’s fixing it?
      It attempted to throw itself from a moving car in order to escape the abuse and extreme misuse of its air frying abilities.
      What a monster.

  • @grahvis
    @grahvis 6 місяців тому +14

    Even if one accepts his arguments, they are still a long way from demonstrating the existence of his particular God.
    His particular God is so good at designing, he couldn't get the Earth to orbit the Sun for an even number of days, we have to insert an extra day every leap year.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому

      :0

    • @Jcs57
      @Jcs57 6 місяців тому +3

      An omnipotent being that could poof all of time space and matter into existence, needed a bipedal linguistic ape to build him a boat, just saying. 😂

    • @jennoscura2381
      @jennoscura2381 6 місяців тому

      It's even worse for Christianity. They don't just have to demonstrate their god, they have to demonstrate Jesus. I am an observant Jew and an atheist (yes that's a thing) so even if they could convince me that G*d (the 4 letter one in the bible) exists, I wouldn't be a Christian. I would be a theist Jew. They would have to convince me that Jesus existed and that he was the messiah and a god man. I notice Christians argue for a generic god and for the resurrection. But I don't often see them argue for their god specifically.

    • @jennoscura2381
      @jennoscura2381 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Jcs57for some reason he couldn't simply poof everyone out of existence and poof new people into existence.

  • @somersetcace1
    @somersetcace1 6 місяців тому +10

    Oh wait! I know how this game goes! Let me try it! `Some Christians say `atheists are stupid,` therefore all of my arguments are valid!` Did I do it right?

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому

      heh

    • @Zaft_K
      @Zaft_K 6 місяців тому +1

      You win the internet today! 👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @Kim_Miller
    @Kim_Miller 6 місяців тому +1

    There is a famous sentence in writer's circles, "Colourless green ideas sleep furiously." It doesn't make sense and is filled with contradictions but it is grammatically correct. This guy is like that.

  • @SkepToidious
    @SkepToidious 6 місяців тому +6

    To be fair, the first step to building anything from IKEA is to decipher the hieroglyphics.

    • @CD_Character
      @CD_Character 6 місяців тому +1

      First, you need a map to get out of the bloody store !

    • @SkepToidious
      @SkepToidious 6 місяців тому +1

      @@CD_Character Hello, welcome to IKEA. Here's a map of the store, drawn by... IKEA.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 6 місяців тому +1

      Building something from Ikea is easy and fun.

  • @muskyoxes
    @muskyoxes 6 місяців тому +2

    Apparent actual argument: "You can't prove that a hypothetical all-powerful being can't do everything."

  • @somedudesstuff801
    @somedudesstuff801 6 місяців тому +3

    Porn is data on computers. Data on computers is magical. Therefore porn is magical.

  • @HarshColby
    @HarshColby 6 місяців тому +1

    One of the best examples of a guy that is completely clueless, but doesn't know it.

  • @kellyrestiaux9846
    @kellyrestiaux9846 6 місяців тому +7

    Just from the video's thumbnail, I am excited to find out what Discount Adam Sandler In A Flash Hat is going to wow us with.
    Today's will be a good drive home listening to Sic trash this boob.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +1

      damn!

    • @uncoolmartin460
      @uncoolmartin460 6 місяців тому

      Well, I think if there is anyone that has a firm grasp on boobs, it's Sir Sic. :)

  • @Kattbirb
    @Kattbirb 6 місяців тому

    That's so convenient that he put those clips from The Princess Bride in there for you.
    Because I honestly thought you added it until you said so. It really fits the debunk better than his "arguments".

  • @urielpolak9949
    @urielpolak9949 6 місяців тому +10

    The hoarse man of the 4 atheist arguments

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +1

      heh

    • @Jcs57
      @Jcs57 6 місяців тому

      Is not every argument that an atheist participates in an atheist argument. Chocolate ice cream is better than vanilla ice cream! _no it’s not_ Yes it is! _Not it’s not you’re an atheist you’re illogical_ Yup you’re right my atheist argument is lame vanilla is better. _No it’s not, chocolate is dumb ass atheist you don’t know anything_

  • @templin7
    @templin7 5 місяців тому +1

    I once remember seeing a video claiming that a guy could beat atheism with the points in his video. HE MADE A TEN MINUTE VIDEO ABOUT ONE POINT! His entire argument was just "Well if you don't believe in God then you shouldn't have any morals because you don't believe in the fear of eternal damnation." That was a painful ten minutes. Anyway, great video, I just found you and your level of snark matches my own, at last, I have found my snarky equal!

    • @guilhermecastro9893
      @guilhermecastro9893 5 місяців тому

      If the only reason you arent a dipshit is because you fear punishment that tells me you are a dipshit...i dont commit murder because im afraid to go to the zap zap chair, i dont commit murder because its against our evolutionary intuition and its damaging to several people

  • @dasbus9834
    @dasbus9834 6 місяців тому +8

    Says God of the gaps is mean. Goes on to cram his God into the beginning of life gap 🙄😂

  • @al4nmcintyre
    @al4nmcintyre 6 місяців тому +1

    Every time I think apologists have explored all the depths of "what if a real person talked like an Idiocracy character, but was somehow even dumber," another gem like LPP comes along.

  • @maxiiehorus099
    @maxiiehorus099 6 місяців тому +31

    It's genuinely hilarious that he thinks that spirits exist in the same manner data exists in hardware 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +7

      its not just hilarious... its also really funny!

    • @TheSkyGuy77
      @TheSkyGuy77 6 місяців тому +5

      Spirits exist.... in my wine glass 😂 🍷

    • @dyamonde9555
      @dyamonde9555 6 місяців тому +2

      i think the guy misunderstood the phrase "Ghost in the Machine"

    • @Jcs57
      @Jcs57 6 місяців тому +1

      So ghosts are what….deleted hardware?

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 6 місяців тому +2

      Now to be honest. Spirits really do exist.
      Whiskey even has a lot of 'Spirit'.

  • @tannerbruning868
    @tannerbruning868 6 місяців тому +2

    “We are too native to understand if the universe is or isn’t designed”
    It isn’t designed, we figured it out actually.

  • @Gnome_with_no_name
    @Gnome_with_no_name 6 місяців тому +24

    All this word salad and no dressing.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +14

      The dressing is the sir sic sauce... wait that sounded dirty... and im ok with that!

    • @IamSadThatNoEmojisForMyHandle
      @IamSadThatNoEmojisForMyHandle 6 місяців тому

      I wanna get some of that sic sauce🥵

    • @watsisbuttndo829
      @watsisbuttndo829 6 місяців тому

      Praise cheesus.

    • @Jcs57
      @Jcs57 6 місяців тому +1

      Give him a college education and that word salad will become the most delectable word salad imaginable, at least that’s what Jordan Peterson cul….fans say.

  • @dany_fg
    @dany_fg 6 місяців тому +2

    programmer here, so about the computer part - information will always need to be stored *physically*
    there is nothing immaterial about the 1's and 0's stored on a computer, in fact the can be corrupted by other physical things (look for "Belgium elections 18 May 2003 bug").

  • @tda2806
    @tda2806 6 місяців тому +10

    The internet is physical, it has mass, although estimates vary wildly 6 micrograms to 60 grams for its mass but it isn't zero.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +2

      Its almost like this guy is kinda dumb :0

  • @Nevyn515
    @Nevyn515 6 місяців тому

    The car mechanic analogy was fantastic. Good job, did enjoy, compliments to the chef.
    And the magic poof mechanic of the universe, how complicated is it to understand that a universe happened and then stuff grew in it, and we’re one of the things that grew in it, like a gas explosion in a building then some mould grows on a piece of rubble, then claiming the rubble is perfect and deliberately in that precise shape and one of the clumps of mould on one of the rocks was the entire point and deliberate purpose of the gas explosion.

    • @markhackett2302
      @markhackett2302 6 місяців тому

      It's even worse. It is asking a car engineer what a metallurgist knows about the mix that goes into the metal used to create an engine.

  • @BrianS1981
    @BrianS1981 6 місяців тому +4

    The probability of abiogenesis is exactly 1. We exist, therefore abiogenesis happened. Now the probability that abiogenesis started because of a deity look to be extremely small given what we know about the universe.

  • @lazyhominid
    @lazyhominid 6 місяців тому +1

    Source code can not exist outside of physical matter. It's on paper, in a brain, in electronic storage, or in something else. To not comprehend this underlies the whole thought concept of this dude. His world model is so vastly oversimplified that he can't comprehend the concept of a container.

  • @karl-niclas_burner
    @karl-niclas_burner 6 місяців тому +3

    Good thing I already took an aspirin, because that level of stupidity was painful.

    • @MrCanis4
      @MrCanis4 6 місяців тому

      I took a whiskey, man. Works better, eu, I think.

  • @Damianweibler
    @Damianweibler 6 місяців тому +1

    He started off looking like tucker carlsen and ended up sounding like a 3 year old demanding an award for his crayon drawings

    • @SayuriAsahina
      @SayuriAsahina 6 місяців тому

      So you're saying he ended by sounding like Tucker Carlson, too?

  • @johnburn8031
    @johnburn8031 6 місяців тому +4

    I've got a pepperoni pizza 🍕 and some cider 🍺 and now a Sir Sic video. A perfect Wednesday evening. 🙋🏻‍♂️😁

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +5

      man I want the things other people have...

  • @Xenobears
    @Xenobears 6 місяців тому +2

    2:50 I legit thought that was something you were inserting into the video for laughs… then you explained that he was cutting in the Princess Bride clip and I don’t know how to feel about that.

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica 6 місяців тому +13

    the only way I know this guy isn't a boomer is because he's wearing a hat indoors.

  • @sussekind9717
    @sussekind9717 4 місяці тому

    It's one thing if somebody denies the obvious. That can be frustrating. However, when someone doesn't even understand the arguments to begin with, yet continues to rail against them, it is somehow even more frustrating.
    It then morphs from frustrating to irritating.

  • @DarqueSyde66
    @DarqueSyde66 6 місяців тому

    Wow! The sheer lack of awareness by that guy!
    Great video, Mr. Sir!

  • @Dloin
    @Dloin 6 місяців тому +5

    How would you even recognize Design if the Universe was designed? If God would have made everything... we wouldnt recognize design as something special. Thats one of the things that rubs me the most wrong about the Watchmaker Argument: You recognize the Watch in the field, as something designed. But if God had created the universe, the field and everything around the watch would have also been designed and not be different from the watch in that regard.

  • @Retroisthebestyo
    @Retroisthebestyo 6 місяців тому

    The bit with computer data not being physical floored me. I bet he was confused during the PS1/PS2 era of consoles, "What do you mean I need a memory card ? I've not changed the disc, just turned it off and on again."

  • @tessalyyvuo1667
    @tessalyyvuo1667 6 місяців тому +2

    Since I've never seen the movie (yet) I have always wondered what is the word that doesn't mean what he thinks it means. Today I learned.

    • @tessalyyvuo1667
      @tessalyyvuo1667 6 місяців тому +1

      @@unknown5150variable I do want to see at least once.

  • @clair7642
    @clair7642 6 місяців тому +5

    Sic, my new favorite thing to upset christians, jews, and Muslims is to remind them that at least the majority of the Torah (old testament) was written by flat earthers. They really dont like that one 😂

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому

      :0

    • @clair7642
      @clair7642 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@SirSicCrusader I don't even use verses to back up my claim. I use the fact that the shape of the earth was discovered by the Greeks some time after the Torah was written. 😂 They always try asking what verse huh? What verse are you misinterpreting.. like.. none?

  • @Nitroburner01
    @Nitroburner01 6 місяців тому +1

    He obviously has never heard of mechanical computers, like the enigma machine. The program is physical.

  • @tomkrump3329
    @tomkrump3329 6 місяців тому +3

    Well, at least Dunning-Kruger poster boy counted backwards from four to one without making a mistake. ( I wrote this prior to the end of the video, but refrained from posting it until he completed his countdown. You know, just in case.)

  • @liomurasaki
    @liomurasaki 3 місяці тому

    The fact that he thinks that information is only transfered is like saying "if you write down this, you'll forget it, and if you read it and learn it, it will be erased from the paper" xD

  • @anthonysmith8800
    @anthonysmith8800 6 місяців тому +12

    There's no humility like an apologist's arrogance
    There's no empathy like an apologist's bigotry
    There's no logic like an apologist's incredulity
    There's no love like an apologist's hate
    There's no assertion like an apologist's ignorance
    There's no accusation like an apologist's confession

    • @nickguy8037
      @nickguy8037 6 місяців тому +2

      I would reverse all your statements.

    • @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573
      @apokalypthoapokalypsys9573 6 місяців тому +1

      These all mean that apologists are humble, empathic, logical, etc. You should instead say "there is no bad thing like an apologist's good thing".
      Moral of the story: atheists can also say dumb shit like everyone else.

    • @skepticsinister
      @skepticsinister 6 місяців тому +1

      Excellent take 👏

  • @ijaripanju3408
    @ijaripanju3408 6 місяців тому

    You're going from Sir Sic to 'Sire Sic' . Keep em coming ...greetings from across the pond

  • @colinritchie1757
    @colinritchie1757 6 місяців тому +5

    LPP - Ludicrous Prattling Pillock .. and that is about as imaginative as this gentleman and his arguments

  • @jenna2431
    @jenna2431 6 місяців тому +2

    It's so cute how they think they have the gotcha that will reduce atheists to buckle at the knees and beg their god's mercy...until it's not cute.

  • @JustDalton
    @JustDalton 6 місяців тому +5

    Posted: 4 minutes ago. That’s twice as long as it takes for Sir Sic to…
    …drink all of the world’s whiskey. What did you think I was going to say?

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +3

      NOM

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 6 місяців тому +3

      ... get Mrs. Sic pregnant. That is what I was thinking. Though, from various comments Sir Sic has said, he so far has prevented himself from falling into sin by having children.

  • @mattheweagles5123
    @mattheweagles5123 6 місяців тому +2

    That was probably one of the more confused arguments I've heard this week. And the UK General election is underway so that bar is really low.

  • @adamstrange7884
    @adamstrange7884 6 місяців тому +5

    Your pie hole can get you killed eating pie because the air hole is also there...
    CHECKMATE ATHIESTS!!!!!!

  • @MatecaCorp
    @MatecaCorp 6 місяців тому +2

    The existence of people like this is proof against intelligent design

  • @Cthulhuforabettertomorrow
    @Cthulhuforabettertomorrow 6 місяців тому +7

    An angry Sic is the best kind of Sic.
    Watching ignorant people saying moronic things and getting the complete piss taken out of them is like a drug to me.
    Ahhhhh, the good stuff.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому

      ah

    • @templar_1138
      @templar_1138 6 місяців тому +1

      More like a narcotic. I prefer the theists who are indignantly freaking out when they poorly present their arguments. That's the good cannabis for me.

  • @chfr927
    @chfr927 6 місяців тому

    I love how he lists advances in chemistry, physics, science, etc as though he has any understanding of those subjects or those advances.

  • @robmckee6843
    @robmckee6843 6 місяців тому +3

    Is it ironic that he is wearing a hat with the symbol Shazam

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +2

      naw... its cause lightning struck his brain

  • @dylanwhite6539
    @dylanwhite6539 6 місяців тому +1

    One day we might figure out what we’re not supposed to touch

  • @Color-Painter-Blue
    @Color-Painter-Blue 6 місяців тому +4

    Theist: "..Abiogenesis.. bla bla bla.."
    I never understood that sentiment. Normally everything higher than exact 0, when it comes to chance, is by definition; possible.
    But Theists are always like "..Without God, .. Chance suuuuuuper small,.. therefore... couldnt have happened without God! Therefore God!.."
    And we dont even need to ask where they got their (made-up) Numbers from to even calculate that "..small chance..".

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 6 місяців тому +1

      And no matter how small the probability of the universe coming into being, that's irrelevant, since it HAS evidently happened and we are here.

  • @capnklay
    @capnklay 6 місяців тому +1

    if i found a watch on the beach my first thoughts would be somebody lost it, is it working, how much can i get at the pawn shop, & did anybody see me.
    i have larceny in my heart.

  • @madtabby66
    @madtabby66 6 місяців тому +3

    Abiogenisis was created in the laboratory back in the 50s, cant remember the exact name of the study, but its been done.
    Some toxic chemicals, a radioactive soup and a little lightning and poof!

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому

      I see

    • @DanielMWJ
      @DanielMWJ 6 місяців тому +1

      I think that was a study by honorary Dr. Frankenstein.

    • @SayuriAsahina
      @SayuriAsahina 6 місяців тому

      I think it was done at Cornell, but I can't remember the scientists off the top of my head. I could look it up, but this is the comment section of a Sir Sic video, so I think I'll be lazy instead.

  • @stevenredpath9332
    @stevenredpath9332 6 місяців тому +1

    I can’t wait for sir sic to do a response video to that sir sic video. It’ll be awesome!

  • @adamstrange7884
    @adamstrange7884 6 місяців тому +3

    He will now explain the prostate in men!

  • @MasamiPhoenix
    @MasamiPhoenix 6 місяців тому +1

    Like most apologists, he doesn't understand the difference between arguments and counter-arguments.
    So I'm pretty sure the "an immaterial mind couldn't make a material world" is him misunderstanding the counter-argument to apologists claiming that God being immaterial means neither he nor his actions can be detected by any material means. But if nithing he does can be measures or recorded by any material processes, that means he has no affect on the world, or else we'd be able to detect the impact even if we couldn't detect his direct presencd.

  • @fakename5788
    @fakename5788 6 місяців тому +3

    I'm left with a quandary, I am quite ugly and asexual but also a Sir Sic subscriber. How do I stop people getting the wrong idea about me? Do I unsubscribe, I don't want to do that.

    • @SirSicCrusader
      @SirSicCrusader  6 місяців тому +2

      Clearly you are the good lookingest most sexually competent asxeual ever.. its your cross to bare.

    • @Beamer1969
      @Beamer1969 6 місяців тому

      I can't speak to your level of beauty but I can say that asexual does not mean you're not good at the sex, it just means you're not interested.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 6 місяців тому

      @@SirSicCrusader bare or bear?

    • @fakename5788
      @fakename5788 6 місяців тому

      @@SirSicCrusader So long as I don't have to unsubscribe I'll suffer through.