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  • @DankMatter
    @DankMatter 5 років тому +8481

    _Susan, please, I have bought an expensive phone, please, please come back_

    • @farissalkovic3318
      @farissalkovic3318 5 років тому +90

      People are gonna start typing "I sEE yOu EveRyWherE" for attention, just wait

    • @2shae245
      @2shae245 5 років тому +30

      Dank Matter dude you're everywhere....

    • @ChasinJason_
      @ChasinJason_ 5 років тому +5

      I saw you on a silvagunner super Mario maker rip

    • @loocie4636
      @loocie4636 5 років тому +20

      I sEe YoU EVERYwheRe

    • @jackschwanewede5321
      @jackschwanewede5321 5 років тому +2

      Can’t wait for #___

  • @PunishedCreepswork4
    @PunishedCreepswork4 5 років тому +2374

    i get this sneaking suspicion that apple hates the 99%

    • @alekm5201
      @alekm5201 5 років тому +7

      Haha jokes on you, much more than than the 99% buy Apple products

    • @SR573z
      @SR573z 5 років тому +139

      @@alekm5201 are you a dumbass

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 5 років тому +17

      +Alek Martinez Really ? Because 1% of 7 billions is 70 millions of people which is approximately the number of people that live in France. I'm not sure there's that many. At least the people I know that have apple products got them really cheap and they're old ones so I don't even know if these one counts because they give maximum 100 to someone who paid them full price a long time ago not directly to apple.
      BTW: You said much more than the 99% buy Apple products, which I think was a mistake. You probably meant to say much more than the 1% (which was implied by the og comment). If it's not what you meant then just ignore my comment, because I probably misunderstood.

    • @eeromakinen4222
      @eeromakinen4222 5 років тому

      Orrrrrr THEY WANT MONEYYYY

    • @jbetfifty5904
      @jbetfifty5904 5 років тому

      Hey its you

  • @saturnerens
    @saturnerens 5 років тому +3925

    -being excited for the new iphone-
    *_being excited for jacksfilms making fun of the new iphone_*

  • @itsjustlukeRevive
    @itsjustlukeRevive 5 років тому +1614

    And Galaxy Note lmao true

    • @pranjalvw2193
      @pranjalvw2193 5 років тому +13

      I was searching for this comment 😂

    • @jadeal
      @jadeal 5 років тому +12

      At least it is worth the price :p

    • @istvanjuhasz7621
      @istvanjuhasz7621 4 роки тому +2

      @@jadeal like the Xs max out the note?

    • @TheRealUSArmy
      @TheRealUSArmy 4 роки тому +12

      @@pranjalvw2193 apple hasn't even released a 5G phone this yr lol 😂😂😂😂😂😭
      *Meanwhile android users laughing in 5G*

    • @percaholic6939
      @percaholic6939 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheRealUSArmy lol

  • @wsphh2692
    @wsphh2692 5 років тому +1773

    the wallpaper makes the phone look like its pointing out

  • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
    @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe 5 років тому +512

    From the thumbnail, I thought the screen was curved.

  • @jhonny9743
    @jhonny9743 5 років тому +3045

    X and R
    Xpensive and Ridicilus

  • @destintic133
    @destintic133 5 років тому +1914

    0:05 the *YIAYphone*

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 5 років тому +2284

    _Makes a slightly different version of the previous phone_
    *"Now On Sale For $2,000!"*

  • @Oscar_Armstrong
    @Oscar_Armstrong 5 років тому +13875

    They should have called it the iPhone XD.
    Maybe then I would buy it.

    • @amadeusx2270
      @amadeusx2270 5 років тому +605

      As in "XD these morons actually bought this crap"

    • @eebowai2318
      @eebowai2318 5 років тому +433

      "Apple XD Rawr~" would be better

    • @samthecar
      @samthecar 5 років тому +230

      XD they gave us $1k

    • @TheCupRamen
      @TheCupRamen 5 років тому +43

      Why would you want an IPhone XD sure it's better but it's just a mangle of scrap metal
      Oh wait that's most iPhones

    • @TheCupRamen
      @TheCupRamen 5 років тому +16

      @@senoritaspie watch internet historian iphone massacre to understand what the IPhone XD is.

  • @jjplays7961
    @jjplays7961 5 років тому +450

    You know what would be a good apple product?
    A stand for a grand

    • @danialyousaf6456
      @danialyousaf6456 5 років тому +12

      Uses as much metal as a goddamn ball point pen and costs as much as 2 4k monitors.

    • @jjplays7961
      @jjplays7961 5 років тому

      Danial Yousaf hell yea

    • @danialyousaf6456
      @danialyousaf6456 5 років тому +2

      @@jjplays7961 if i wanted to spend $1000 on something,
      I'd find a way.

    • @jjplays7961
      @jjplays7961 5 років тому

      Danial Yousaf can u please quote the full video

    • @Blockly806
      @Blockly806 4 роки тому +1

      Are you hating on Apple? Because if you are, you can get out

  • @themandownstairs4765
    @themandownstairs4765 3 роки тому +109

    2016: lol we got rid of the headphone jack
    2020: lol we got rid of the charging port

    • @mapshader260
      @mapshader260 3 роки тому +20

      2022: lol we got rid of the phone

    • @NvanRoblox
      @NvanRoblox 3 роки тому +6

      Well um... it’s not in 2020 but magsafe is a clue that they are going to remove it

    • @usmankhan-wg5dl
      @usmankhan-wg5dl 3 роки тому +3

      @@NvanRoblox I didn’t even think about it, nice thinking buddy.

    • @EpicSayGamer
      @EpicSayGamer 2 роки тому +6

      2030: We remove the headquarters

    • @LabeledZed
      @LabeledZed 2 роки тому +7

      2069: Box sold separately

  • @AhimtarHoN
    @AhimtarHoN 5 років тому +969

    Every year I get excited when the new iPhone is about to be released. It means a new Jack parody vid is on the way!

    • @HTSN1
      @HTSN1 5 років тому

      We only get like one parody a year anyway.

    • @TheCOLDLUNCH
      @TheCOLDLUNCH 5 років тому

      Check This Parody Out ua-cam.com/video/UKWFAMA0NAk/v-deo.html

  • @jonathang9710
    @jonathang9710 5 років тому +2826

    Since the X and XS are practically the same, I wouldn’t be mad if you just re uploaded last years parody

    • @HarryHill
      @HarryHill 5 років тому +31

      Hey man! You've inspired me recently to make a song about cabbage. I've just uploaded it to my channel & I'd love to hear what you think of it :)

    • @Kiki-uz9ur
      @Kiki-uz9ur 5 років тому

      stop forever

    • @Kiki-uz9ur
      @Kiki-uz9ur 5 років тому

      lol

    • @applesauce3884
      @applesauce3884 5 років тому +17

      what his comment had nothing to do with cabbages. oh wai-

    • @mkultrasoldier
      @mkultrasoldier 5 років тому +28

      bbbb....bbbut it has a new default wallpaper...
      R E V O L U T I O N A R Y

  • @grim9885
    @grim9885 4 роки тому +696

    Who came here after seeing the new $1100 frogger machine?

    • @Skyline25
      @Skyline25 4 роки тому

      GrimTheDemon me

    • @Blockly806
      @Blockly806 4 роки тому +7

      Funny how it showed an *iPad* with Frogger on it. wait that's not an iphone

    • @Blockly806
      @Blockly806 4 роки тому +7

      Also, just say 699$ frogger machine. First off all, 699 has *69* in it. Second of all, the iPhone 11 is cheap compared to the XS and even XR

    • @doubledecaf6938
      @doubledecaf6938 4 роки тому

      GrimTheDemon *$1000

    • @KhakiCap
      @KhakiCap 4 роки тому

      I didn't even know before that it has a Frogger.

  • @JunshuLiu
    @JunshuLiu 5 років тому +59

    1:13 I love how jack cracked his voice when he was saying the word "jack"

    • @gabireksib9517
      @gabireksib9517 5 років тому +1

      Junshu Liu yeah

    • @eequaled
      @eequaled 3 роки тому

      when you repeat it you laugh
      idk why

  • @OneReallyGrumpyJill
    @OneReallyGrumpyJill 5 років тому +205

    "This phone that is not that great costs like a good computer"
    *Clapping*

    • @lizardki115alt7
      @lizardki115alt7 5 років тому +17

      @BlackPuma or you can build a high powered pc or buy a high powered pc of amazon for $600 xd

    • @GlitterC8k
      @GlitterC8k 5 років тому +4

      My awesome surface pro 4 was $300 less than this shit

    • @frostytaco8598
      @frostytaco8598 5 років тому

      Ram Kitten better buy a gaming PC

  • @looda3520
    @looda3520 5 років тому +479

    The IPhone-We care about
    -innovation- *_your money_*

  • @serdjo2219
    @serdjo2219 5 років тому +84

    Apple:THIS IS THE NEWEST FEATURE NOBODY HAS THIS.
    INTRODUCING THE NEW NEVER DONE BEFORE
    FRONT CAMERAA

  • @iiiii42
    @iiiii42 5 років тому +619

    The 1.6k dislikes is from Apple fan boys

    • @Blockly806
      @Blockly806 4 роки тому +29

      Bro i'm an apple fan boy and i find this video hilarious

    • @tg_ninelives315
      @tg_ninelives315 4 роки тому +10

      @@Blockly806 Same

    • @Singh-xw7pj
      @Singh-xw7pj 4 роки тому +2

      Can't be more true.

    • @JustSlav98
      @JustSlav98 4 роки тому +4

      You dont have enough money for an Iphone and thats why you make fun of apple , like all other people.

    • @Marten_B
      @Marten_B 4 роки тому +13

      @@JustSlav98 nah it's just overpriced

  • @rockonrockcity8940
    @rockonrockcity8940 5 років тому +93

    “iPhone X R u a peasant?”
    DEAD 💀💀

  • @RiddimDubstep
    @RiddimDubstep 5 років тому +1107

    Damn it Susan... I'm still wondering why she keeps screaming "stop following me".

    • @ithurtstolive9246
      @ithurtstolive9246 5 років тому +18

      Riddim Dubstep "why are you running?"

    • @Vixorous
      @Vixorous 5 років тому +17

      When your crush texts you cute things like "who are you?" And "how did you get my phone number?"

    • @marylangleytaber1785
      @marylangleytaber1785 5 років тому +3

      I can hear her voice now... screaming as I chase her down and tie her up... come back, Susan...

  • @tarekfattouh331
    @tarekfattouh331 5 років тому +25

    “Very low low price of oh my god is that the cheap one” DEADDDD

  • @attila7242
    @attila7242 4 роки тому +652

    Life was better when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits

  • @eternal2794
    @eternal2794 5 років тому +272

    Still No YIAYPhone?? i bet they're gonna reveal it the next nintendo direct

  • @Murdrocks
    @Murdrocks 5 років тому +2680

    this was refreshing

  • @dlsalim
    @dlsalim 5 років тому +119

    Now i actually know the value of steve jobs
    Steve jobs = Apple
    Steve jobs passed away, apple passed away

    • @obayrafi2632
      @obayrafi2632 5 років тому

      True

    • @Singh-xw7pj
      @Singh-xw7pj 4 роки тому

      But they still crossed the $1 Trillion mark.

    • @direfulkn1f337
      @direfulkn1f337 4 роки тому

      @@urlilspider7867 Hah! "new"

    • @the_actual_alex
      @the_actual_alex 4 роки тому +2

      @@urlilspider7867 *I hope apple passes away

    • @vullord666
      @vullord666 3 роки тому +4

      Honestly. Since then apple has just been releasing the same products with slight upgrades and way too expensive. And there’s no room for improvement because they lock their users in their ecosystem and brand loyalty is way too high so there’s no need to improve. Apple really has no competition. And by making their operating systems only available to their devices we’ll never see anything interesting out of them unless apple themselves change and the OS is largely holding back their products (the iPad seriously needs a operating system comparable to mac or windows; not ios with a different name). There’s no innovation or creativity in apple and its sad. It feels like consumer technology is stagnating and apple is leading the charge

  • @DevoN1337
    @DevoN1337 5 років тому +147

    When a Steve die, mr krabs from spongebob owned Apple.

    • @KryoLePleb
      @KryoLePleb 5 років тому

      ???

    • @miguelidcomm
      @miguelidcomm 5 років тому +3

      ??? Me no comprende. 😉

    • @Yanara126
      @Yanara126 5 років тому +13

      Okay, so let's try to decipher this. Every time a Steve dies, no matter who he is, his name just has to be Steve, mr Krabs, at some point, owned Apple. But only when a Steve dies, at all other times mr Krabs never owned Apple. What a fascinating and philosophical post.

    • @MasterChickenYT
      @MasterChickenYT 5 років тому

      @@Yanara126 shut up jaden smith wannabe

    • @saucymccuck8135
      @saucymccuck8135 4 роки тому +1

      YGS

  • @TalesOfTaylor
    @TalesOfTaylor 5 років тому +167

    Introducing the iPhone xD Rawr feat. the new Myspace App!

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 5 років тому +1

      Holy FUCK

    • @cousinit823
      @cousinit823 5 років тому

      I hate this

    • @valkenhayn412
      @valkenhayn412 5 років тому

      pls delete yourself!!

    • @j.j.stevens4357
      @j.j.stevens4357 5 років тому +1

      OwO user-chan. P-pwease show me youw face so I can unwock youw phone fow you... I-I don’t want you to think I’m cweepy or anything... i-it’s fow secuwity puwpuses ~w~

  • @scratlivesmatter3991
    @scratlivesmatter3991 5 років тому +488

    Here at Apple we don't try because you'll still buy. Our philosophy is simple and it works..."Our customers don't tell Us what they need; we tell THEM what they need" - Tim Crook

    • @pokesportxyz5191
      @pokesportxyz5191 5 років тому

      Scrat lives Matter no they don’t. They’re not forcing you to buy their phone

    • @sneezu
      @sneezu 5 років тому +15

      PokeSportXYZ yet people still have no brain cells and buy it anyways lmaooo

    • @chobitsenthusiast
      @chobitsenthusiast 5 років тому

      @@pokesportxyz5191 but they're right

    • @Felix-vg4mv
      @Felix-vg4mv 5 років тому +2

      This is what every company does actually, it’s one of the primary rule of marketing. Galaxy note users might argue that a stylus is necessary to their usage of a device, they are mainly arguing that point because Samsung created the need in the first place.

    • @dekaaizer2550
      @dekaaizer2550 5 років тому +5

      Apple:" make a problem, sell the solution."

  • @loizos3918
    @loizos3918 5 років тому +503

    The best choice out of these is the iPhone XR...why you ask?
    - 326ppi "Liquid Retina Display" which provides less pixel density than the Xperia S which came out in February 2012 and the same as the iPhone 4 from 2010.
    - Outstanding single lens camera (had to make it singe because how else would you promote the other 2 iPhones) along with a 4k ultrahdplus-hdr++ 7mp seflie camera.
    - Super long lasting 2942 mAh battery enough for a whole day with only 5 charges per 24 hours.
    - No SD Card slot because who the fuck needs expandable storage, it's 2018 right?
    - No gorilla glass which makes sense because how else would Apple make money off of you if they didn't have to replace your screen within 3 months of usage (or less).
    - Extra long notch to cover up your left side of the screen while watching videos.
    - Up to 720p youtube playback quality because people can't tell the difference between 720 and 1080p.
    - No headphone jack to save up space for more unnecessary tech and no dongle included in the box because fuck you that's why.
    - Standard slow-as-fuck charging brick which renders the phone unable to quick charge unless you buy a quick charging brick from the Apple store also because fuck you.
    And all of these incredible features for the budget price of $750.
    Oh yeah and the best part is, it doesn't matter how much we keep bullshitting you, you're still going to buy it because of a logo of an apple with a bite on it.
    That's marketing for you bitches.

    • @tanaykothiala
      @tanaykothiala 5 років тому +36

      Underrated comment. Guess most people did not have the time to read this. 😆😆😆.

    • @SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial
      @SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial 5 років тому +12

      You wrote this comment for nothing cuz the world will just call you a fucking need 😂😂😂

    • @rajavigneshrrv7466
      @rajavigneshrrv7466 5 років тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @bruhdepartment4971
      @bruhdepartment4971 5 років тому +5

      Underrated

    • @kingatgames3613
      @kingatgames3613 5 років тому +14

      It's all about profit‚ and I can see the difference between 720p and 1080p

  • @AnalyticalMenace
    @AnalyticalMenace 4 роки тому +14

    1:36 Easily the funniest part of this whole parody. XD

  • @whateversart7939
    @whateversart7939 5 років тому +956

    WHEN WILL I GET MORE BATTERY POWER?

    • @wibbywoo6176
      @wibbywoo6176 5 років тому +72

      when you switch to something other than Apple since they downgrade all previous models when they release new ones.

    • @deletedbecauseofhate-9971
      @deletedbecauseofhate-9971 5 років тому +4

      Whatever's Art, when you switch to Sprint.

    • @jonathanmichel4655
      @jonathanmichel4655 5 років тому +12

      When u get a note

    • @TheGoncas2
      @TheGoncas2 5 років тому +35

      For just 999$ you can have a whopping 30 minutes of extra battery life!

    • @humblekaleidoscope
      @humblekaleidoscope 5 років тому +15

      put it in a microwave. it charges with applewave!(please dont do that)

  • @heathermcdowellmusic
    @heathermcdowellmusic 5 років тому +231

    They be trippin us with that default backround. Theyre so ashamed of the notch 😂😂

    • @freddien03
      @freddien03 5 років тому +1

      I really don't see what people have against the notch

    • @seannyyx
      @seannyyx 5 років тому +12

      I reAlLy DoN’t █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ seE WhaT pEOplE
      hAve AgAInsT █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ tHe NotCh
      Nope, no clue either

    • @RJSOW
      @RJSOW 5 років тому

      Freddie Nunn You should watch the MKBHD video about it.

    • @freddien03
      @freddien03 5 років тому

      The thing is it is an addition to more screen. I would prefer to have the ‘ears’ than nothing at the top.

  • @shawnmeldrum7999
    @shawnmeldrum7999 4 роки тому +12

    “That’s the cheap one?” 😭😭😭

  • @wigglebenally
    @wigglebenally 5 років тому +10

    I like how he used "Galaxy Note" as a size option. Literally my Note 8 is huge, but that's not the only thing huge.

  • @curbyouraccountsiasm2369
    @curbyouraccountsiasm2369 5 років тому +227

    The iPhone X R U a peasant is my favorite one... I’m a peasant.

  • @GoldenPenHD
    @GoldenPenHD 5 років тому +1424

    iPhone Xs? More like iPhone XD.

  • @HouseofJello
    @HouseofJello 5 років тому +29

    Susan's about to file a restraining order

  • @user-xz5ht2zz6q
    @user-xz5ht2zz6q 3 роки тому +3

    I love that how he said ‘Oh, and one more thing.....’ very funny

  • @frackingfluidinjection
    @frackingfluidinjection 5 років тому +224

    What new people see when they see the IPhone XS: I don't see a difference between this and the last model.
    What people who have every iPhone in the history of iPhones see when they see the IPhone XS: I don't see a difference between this and the last model.

    • @mariuane11
      @mariuane11 5 років тому +1

      Well its not exactly a successor to the X

  • @notapplicable7292
    @notapplicable7292 5 років тому +2366

    seriously tho how on earth does Apple sell a not HD display for $800

    • @dog508
      @dog508 5 років тому +255

      Scam artists

    • @deBrawnyo
      @deBrawnyo 5 років тому +51

      Because money

    • @ReadmanJ
      @ReadmanJ 5 років тому +67

      People are sheep

    • @nonptat
      @nonptat 5 років тому +63

      Same reason they can sell a toaster for $1800

    • @justbrowsing6603
      @justbrowsing6603 5 років тому +4

      The greatest finesse

  • @kato-kun7674
    @kato-kun7674 5 років тому +17

    1:05
    *died*

  • @kevinzhong5496
    @kevinzhong5496 4 роки тому +15

    Omg the galaxy note part made me spit out my soup 😂😂

  • @noanimezone3149
    @noanimezone3149 5 років тому +548

    Introducing the new iPhone X[D].
    It will make random lel jokes from 2008.

    • @ashlymontoya7578
      @ashlymontoya7578 5 років тому +2

      Senpai noticed me. The IPhone XS is 800$

    • @komrel
      @komrel 5 років тому +1

      What the Wtf i love ifobe now

    • @liltomi3894
      @liltomi3894 5 років тому

      Lel

  • @Kyotosomo
    @Kyotosomo 5 років тому +202

    better than most apple ads

    • @ghstli
      @ghstli 5 років тому

      Lol So True

    • @ghstli
      @ghstli 5 років тому

      Also Im Subbed

    • @ghstli
      @ghstli 5 років тому

      Iphone [R] YOU A PEASANT U TAMOGOTCHI

  • @user-qw2tt6su7p
    @user-qw2tt6su7p 5 років тому +20

    Apple- Iphone xxxr plus 2099 edition.
    Price-$1,999
    Resolution-144x240p
    Thats all I need to say, rest are exactly the same from the iPhone 3g. But without a headphone jack.

  • @amiradrummer
    @amiradrummer 5 років тому +50

    i love it

  • @staarrmann
    @staarrmann 5 років тому +282

    Soon the headphone jack is just going to be an app.

    • @itsjustdina12
      @itsjustdina12 5 років тому +33

      And it's going to be a paid app.

    • @butimacheerleader
      @butimacheerleader 5 років тому +1

      @@itsjustdina12 yup

    • @Wolverineeeeeeee
      @Wolverineeeeeeee 5 років тому +3

      @@itsjustdina12 and it will cost $99.99.

    • @username-mb2qh
      @username-mb2qh 5 років тому +1

      Download headphone jack.

    • @kutayarcan911
      @kutayarcan911 5 років тому

      Your UA-cam profile pictures is my Steam profile picture.
      I see you are a man of culture as well...

  • @nicovenant
    @nicovenant 5 років тому +95

    I’m surprised that I didn’t hear a single “excess” joke

    • @marquistoney2156
      @marquistoney2156 5 років тому

      Nicolas Galdona ive been thinking about that lol

    • @camzoman
      @camzoman 5 років тому +7

      Everyone else will be making that joke. It would have been excessive.

    • @rwrunning1813
      @rwrunning1813 5 років тому

      Nicolas Galdona Too easy

    • @alexlanda_art
      @alexlanda_art 5 років тому

      Awkward Squirtle EXCESS-ive... sorry

  • @mamaie6911
    @mamaie6911 5 років тому +2

    'Our new Apple Watches will stop your god damn heart beat if you ever talk shit' (1:51) My favorite part

  • @mushroomking5950
    @mushroomking5950 5 років тому +28

    As they say
    An apple a day
    Makes your money go away!!

    • @SunkRunkMoto
      @SunkRunkMoto 4 роки тому +3

      More like an iPhone a year makes your money dissapear

    • @someperson1767
      @someperson1767 3 роки тому

      @@SunkRunkMoto I was just about to write that

    • @mapshader260
      @mapshader260 3 роки тому

      @@SunkRunkMoto quote that as a philosophy

  • @alextatertots4395
    @alextatertots4395 5 років тому +96

    But what if I want to take 13 pictures of Susan?

    • @IVUSER
      @IVUSER 5 років тому +8

      You'll have to go for the iPhone Xs Max (I wish I was joking but this is the actual name of the bigger iPhone)

    • @beresheethtrack
      @beresheethtrack 5 років тому +1

      Then get a Samsung phone

    • @alyssaz4278
      @alyssaz4278 5 років тому +2

      I hate to break it to you, but you're gonna have to tap the screen more than once

    • @Rita-RT09
      @Rita-RT09 5 років тому +6

      Buy 2 Iphones Xs duh

    • @darthr0xas363
      @darthr0xas363 5 років тому +1

      @@Rita-RT09 But what if I can't afford 2 iphone X's?

  • @subsforEvilPatrick
    @subsforEvilPatrick 5 років тому +1303

    They mean an iphone Xspensive

  • @vitotheo
    @vitotheo 5 років тому +2

    Your parodies are always the best.

  • @NotOfTroy
    @NotOfTroy 5 років тому +60

    It took Apple 3 years after Samsung to release a phone with an OLED screen.
    MY GALAXY S7 HAS A BETTER SCREEN THAN THE CURRENT iPHONES

    • @jasongooden917
      @jasongooden917 5 років тому +1

      Ironically the oled screen on an iPhone are still Samsung.

    • @Fardzilla
      @Fardzilla 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr apple is so garbage i have an s9

    • @emanuelnewman1700
      @emanuelnewman1700 4 роки тому

      @@Fardzilla I have a S8

    • @Fardzilla
      @Fardzilla 4 роки тому

      @@emanuelnewman1700 still good

    • @tuner6255
      @tuner6255 4 роки тому +2

      my note 3 shows more accurate colors than iphone 8

  • @ttrriipp5560
    @ttrriipp5560 5 років тому +83

    Apple: *We* *also* *forgot* *to* *iPhone* *XD* 👌👌😂😂🔥🔥

  • @ewanhassall7350
    @ewanhassall7350 5 років тому +187

    Still not half as good at my 2009 Nokia.

  • @tsriketwm7274
    @tsriketwm7274 3 роки тому +2

    1:52 this is scarily relatable

  • @Blockly806
    @Blockly806 4 роки тому +13

    "12 months ago"
    UA-cam why

    • @shale3140
      @shale3140 4 роки тому +1

      They don’t know math

  • @rajshah5465
    @rajshah5465 5 років тому +124

    Don’t let this distract from the fact that Mr.Krabs sold SpongeBob’s soul for 62 cents

  • @MeStirRyanYTP
    @MeStirRyanYTP 5 років тому +263

    Wanna know why it’s called the iPhone XS?
    Because it’s an XS piece of crap that you don’t need.

  • @3FourFour5
    @3FourFour5 7 місяців тому +3

    the "i follow you home every night" part aged well

    • @markbradshaw9438
      @markbradshaw9438 7 місяців тому +2

      yeah, i hope jacksfilms gets the justice he deserves

  • @EduardoV209thebest
    @EduardoV209thebest 5 років тому +2

    Laughs at this video. **my apple watch stops my heartbeat**

  • @bluebosnian
    @bluebosnian 5 років тому +60

    I knew jack would make this video once I saw the xs ad

  • @hktheassassindroid
    @hktheassassindroid 5 років тому +51

    This is a strange episode of YIAY LIVE

  • @evanbinoymathew2349
    @evanbinoymathew2349 3 роки тому +3

    UA-cam: Recommend him anything , he'll watch it

  • @skrrt8901
    @skrrt8901 4 роки тому +12

    “You will never play this game, you just won’t” 😂😂

  • @jelenajankovic9546
    @jelenajankovic9546 5 років тому +814

    Okay, Jack what is this? What's a "parody"? New YIAY series?

  • @rabitita9005
    @rabitita9005 5 років тому +536

    Literally my friend's phone can blur out the back, lmao Samsung did it first.

    • @amaracea
      @amaracea 5 років тому +46

      Rabitita Pretty sure Canon or Nikon or a company like those did it first but ok

    • @nightyarrow
      @nightyarrow 5 років тому +75

      @@amaracea This is about phones, not actual camera's.

    • @pleaseenteraname4824
      @pleaseenteraname4824 5 років тому +10

      Nightyarrow :3 1:02

    • @GanDtech
      @GanDtech 5 років тому +16

      Ugh people who think Samsung is Android lmao. No. Samsung runs Android and uses a awful skin on top of it.

    • @deviladvocate21
      @deviladvocate21 5 років тому +5

      @@GanDtech Cameras are hardware, and Samsung has its own photography apps.

  • @dianachaidez9661
    @dianachaidez9661 5 років тому +2

    Apple: Our phones are too expensive so here's a watch that makes phone calls, has games, has a heartbeat monitor, and *GET THIS,* it tells time

  • @thespecialkeynote2856
    @thespecialkeynote2856 3 роки тому

    "Our new watch will stop your goddamn heartbeat if you ever talk shit"
    Im dead

  • @PhoenixxYT
    @PhoenixxYT 5 років тому +122

    About time Jack made a video that wasn’t YIAY live

    • @kevinmiz225
      @kevinmiz225 5 років тому +12

      About time he made a video that required him writing his own damn material too.

    • @Ej7600
      @Ej7600 5 років тому +2

      woah, cool it guys he's just excited,
      That he has to do even less work than ever

    • @viktor5918
      @viktor5918 5 років тому +1

      I see that the fans are as supportive as always;)

  • @SkyNick
    @SkyNick 5 років тому +569

    I wish Susan would come back to you!

    • @samludbrook1261
      @samludbrook1261 5 років тому +10

      susan > erin

    • @LuneWatcher
      @LuneWatcher 5 років тому +1

      At least he has Sundae...? Never mind, that's worse.

    • @dreamofyouandi
      @dreamofyouandi 5 років тому

      bek flood ERIN X SUSAN X KRISTEN

  • @AlexMkd1984
    @AlexMkd1984 5 років тому +1

    iPhone is same every year but with new name hahaha

  • @arunp3502
    @arunp3502 5 років тому

    I subscribed as soon as i crossed 2 minutes, this is the first time i come across your channel.

  • @MemeInsider
    @MemeInsider 5 років тому +643

    No aux port, no buy.

    • @MemeInsider
      @MemeInsider 5 років тому +11

      6.531 cm

    • @100dead
      @100dead 5 років тому +10

      Welp, time to shut the channel down. Article 13 passed

    • @jonlangthorne7924
      @jonlangthorne7924 5 років тому +3

      The aux port is dead on phones. It’s disappearing on all devices slowly but surely.

    • @jackyyo1998
      @jackyyo1998 5 років тому +14

      @@dmorr2749 Bluetooth are shit. More expensive, another thing to charge, worse sound quality, more battery draining for the phone.

    • @mgb360
      @mgb360 5 років тому +11

      DMorr274 - Fortnite & GD why tf would I want to worry about the battery life of headphones instead of just using headphones that don't require batteries

  • @EricChamplin
    @EricChamplin 5 років тому +45

    "With the new iPhone X(R).... u a peasant?" hahaha

  • @averymerzproductions4194
    @averymerzproductions4194 3 роки тому +1

    1:01
    Photoshop: Am I a joke to you?

  • @ti.poune.prodzzz
    @ti.poune.prodzzz 4 роки тому +8

    1:12 headphone jAck

  • @actuallystuff
    @actuallystuff 5 років тому +66

    It’s been 3 hours since the announcement jack wtf

  • @Oscar_Armstrong
    @Oscar_Armstrong 5 років тому +1726

    1:12 Wait is he saying:
    "We knew you missed the headphone, Jack." As in Apple are talking to Jack.
    *_OR_*
    "We knew you missed the heaphone jack." As in the actual headphone Jack

    • @CJ-df7gf
      @CJ-df7gf 5 років тому +104

      _hhmmmmmmm_

    • @cy6e
      @cy6e 5 років тому +128

      yes.

    • @NekoreoGolden
      @NekoreoGolden 5 років тому +68

      Maybe

    • @Blade.5786
      @Blade.5786 5 років тому +41

      Uh,clearly he's talking about Jack from Unbox Therapy

    • @Red0Wn
      @Red0Wn 5 років тому +39

      Top 10 anime plot twists

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 5 років тому +3

    Hahahahahahahhahahaha! These boys thinking a 1000 dollar phone is expensive. Just wait when they hear about the 1000 dollar Stand

  • @beandiip2177
    @beandiip2177 5 років тому +3

    The same damn thing as the last iPhone, but more expensive.
    "umm, it's the *new* iPhone!"

  • @bucketbill1150
    @bucketbill1150 5 років тому +321

    But does it come with a DONGLE ?

    • @gaynerdsfighting
      @gaynerdsfighting 5 років тому +11

      It comes with two, one to plug in headphones and one to charge the phone

    • @jordn-wo3db
      @jordn-wo3db 5 років тому +4

      @@gaynerdsfighting so they decided to be lazy and not make a headphone jack in the phone but they made an extension for it.....
      That's a waste of money

    • @akshatjagga
      @akshatjagga 5 років тому +6

      They actually removed the headphone dongle xD

    • @ethnsn
      @ethnsn 5 років тому +9

      It doesn't come with a dongle anymore. What a joke 😂

    • @dmorr2749
      @dmorr2749 5 років тому +1

      Bucket Bill if you still have to use an aux cord you don’t deserve this phone

  • @aKa-_-George
    @aKa-_-George 5 років тому +322

    "this has not been possible in any kind of camera" My whole body cringed in disagreement Wtf. This is how Apple has everyone blind af, next year they're gonna have wireless charging and say it completely new when Samsung has had it for 4 years now lol

    • @mkultrasoldier
      @mkultrasoldier 5 років тому +43

      They have wireless charging on the X. They tried to make it sound like they invented it.
      Wireless Charging was back in the late 00s with the Touchstone Charger anyway.
      But people still follow apple for some reason

    • @aKa-_-George
      @aKa-_-George 5 років тому +3

      @@mkultrasoldier o shit you right, I forgot they did because all the stuff going on with the charging pads overheating and not working lol

    • @aKa-_-George
      @aKa-_-George 5 років тому +17

      @@mkultrasoldier plus, fast charging wasn't avaible till last year on Apple, and if you want it, it's gonna cost you another $80 Wtf apple there's $250-$350 phones that comes with the adapter and all the stuff for FREE

    • @mkultrasoldier
      @mkultrasoldier 5 років тому +2

      Jorge Humberto Esquivel Puente I know it's crazy

    • @DiabolicalButler
      @DiabolicalButler 5 років тому +9

      every single thing and i mean every thing they call revolutionary is always about 3 to 5 years behind the top android phones. like apple used fkn lcd screens until a couple yrs ago samsung was using super amoled years ago. people are so gullible

  • @seanvti
    @seanvti 5 років тому +3

    The most aptly named iPhone yet, the iPhone excess **badumtss**

  • @evoro7
    @evoro7 4 роки тому +2

    A new iPhone came out

  • @dojomojo5085
    @dojomojo5085 5 років тому +602

    Happily watching this on my Samsung Galaxy Note 9.

  • @betiedu
    @betiedu 5 років тому +34

    Wow a price drop of 20% and a quality drop of 90% that was never seen in any sort of technology

    • @betiedu
      @betiedu 5 років тому

      @Akomedias yeah all of that doesnt cost just 250 dollars plz no seriousness its a parody

    • @mnemonic5819
      @mnemonic5819 5 років тому +5

      @Akomedias Now explain how that's worth $750

    • @Evan-xs8ts
      @Evan-xs8ts 5 років тому +2

      Akomedias but for 130$ less than that price you can get an s9+ with those features a 1440p amoled and a headphone Jack

  • @mubu17
    @mubu17 3 роки тому

    When he said that he made a new marine aquarium for the headphone jack, I totally lost it there

  • @someonesinnombre
    @someonesinnombre 5 років тому

    Added to FAVORITES playlist.

  • @ChrisM-nv4jb
    @ChrisM-nv4jb 5 років тому +62

    Susan’s not good for you Jack. Move on.

    • @ostrari
      @ostrari 5 років тому +5

      Hey, let him. He's gonna need a rebound after the divorce.

    • @cybersquirrell1370
      @cybersquirrell1370 5 років тому

      The accident wasn't your fault. You have to let her go Jack.

  • @NurchinsCryptids
    @NurchinsCryptids 5 років тому +89

    Usually companies make their product then offer a superior model, usually called something like X or Plus. I like is approach of making the product then offering a peasant version to make you feel bad about not affording the original

    • @benjaminherbst811
      @benjaminherbst811 5 років тому +3

      some, like huawei offer both. they do a lite version and a plus version

  • @ConnorW8
    @ConnorW8 3 роки тому

    'the iphone x r... u a peasant' cracked me up

  • @louiszhang3050
    @louiszhang3050 5 років тому

    These get more and more accurate every year

  • @jessicu511
    @jessicu511 5 років тому +107

    Coming in 2019:
    iPhone *E*

  • @teipeu9033
    @teipeu9033 5 років тому +557

    I'll keep my SE thanks.

    • @Avicado
      @Avicado 5 років тому +9

      M4rtyr II Abyn same

    • @BAVBAVBAV
      @BAVBAVBAV 5 років тому +21

      Legit all I've ever needed.

    • @wesleygilbert2523
      @wesleygilbert2523 5 років тому +21

      My se still works fine, not upgrading anytime soon to one of their new phones

    • @armando1611
      @armando1611 5 років тому +1

      love me more or I could just buy the iPhone X...

    • @ferni0
      @ferni0 5 років тому +8

      M4rtyr II Abyn the iPhone 5SE doesn’t exist, either the iPhone 5s or iPhone SE

  • @chethanmark8797
    @chethanmark8797 5 років тому +2

    legend says susan has still no come back

  • @johndowlingjr.
    @johndowlingjr. 5 років тому

    wow, you were actually able to make stock logic sounds sound better then they actually are. Love the outro music.