Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
hey david a quick question, i recently got a haircut like u, and before it i used to twiddle with my hair in class, with the new cut i cant if i want it to be neat, i now find myself reaching to twiddle with my pubes i just dont know what to do, how did you deal with it?
Do comment of the week in Geordie please it would make my day also why does David look like he's done a handstand on a cowpat and its stuck to his head?
With 7 or 8 teams involved in the battle to avoid that last relegation slot, do you think that there could be a team that goes down despite reaching the 40 point mark?
Is that you yeah Vuj? 😂
it doesnt feel like 4 years ago when i first watched this
I love watching these videos on the bench.
the love of a men and his footballclub can't be described in words..............that's life gentlemen
Love your Eastern Europe style video David
Thanks for showing my badge guys!
Thanks for the shoutout guys means a lot
Poet bro you yelling badge up is the highlight of this show
When David yells "Come on prediction time" at 10:28 he sounds like the Fifa Playa.WE FOUND THE FIFA PLAYA
I love this channel
from 6 minutes to 16 almost, maybe one day this will become a 30 minute podcast or even a tv show?????
Next challenge: juggling competition between you two !
Poet that was Fukin awesome way to describe how football works you up!!! Awesome!!!
that's the second time david's broke something on this show. get it together man!
Well he was thinking about winning mate. Nice going Luiz. Although we could see you smiling but nice acting.
Next challenge: you have to pinch the other persons arm and the one that last the longest wins!
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
The third phase of badge up should be getting the legendary player's name and number on your back
I shall call you Lenny and Karl since poet is Karl and David is Lenny. Hi Lenny, hi Karl.
In a maths exam, they say what size the base was so I put "just fuck it up"
Legends!
LEGEND.
If this isn't in the next weeks video .. I'll cry.
i held my breath exactly as long as poet
dang i love Copa90
Challenge: Foosball match between David and Poet
So they start the football virgin at the end of the season! GG...
Please please can someone tell me the music that poet and dave were throwing up signs to at the very beginning of this vid.
Q: Did you hear the one about the kid who asked for a cowboy outfit for Christmas?
A: His Dad got him an Arsenal kit.
Do a section of transfer rumors by the way love watching you from malta :)
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
Some say the serial killer was evil. I say he was simply breath-taking.
David's hair is mesmerizing.
Q: What soda do Barcelona hate the most?
A: 7 up
That Quickfire Round was better because you took a tiny bit more time on answering the questions :)
w00t! My challenge was accepted!
Use the table football in the background for the next poet vs David!
Does anyone here remember " poets corner " if not check it out . Thats why vujanic did that face because he remembered poets corner
If you and poet swapped chairs would the universe explode
I'm being cerial. You guys have to make shirts that say, "BADGE UP!" and "I F*CK UP THE BASE!"
Next Challenge: See who can take the most tabasco shots.
are you gonna watch palace vs brighton on friday?
Stressed spelled backwards is dessert and that's why people comfort eat when they are stressed
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
so they can get a red chair but david still sits on a ball.
When bert moved to the city he got a small apartment with a guy called ernie and forever held down he attraction he had to him :P
Goat Slashing *serious face* it's a serious matter
FUCK THE WHAT DAVID, your face at 8:27 Epic :D
Whats the song they use in the start of the Eurofan?
subbed for eurofan, stayed for comments below.
Yes. yes, yes just yes!
I know what you're thinking, how did the camera man get in the door before me
coz of my swag i turned into a elephant and flew away into the distant land called murica
The thrid phase of badging up should be getting a big ratto of your home stadium
hey david a quick question, i recently got a haircut like u, and before it i used to twiddle with my hair in class, with the new cut i cant if i want it to be neat, i now find myself reaching to twiddle with my pubes i just dont know what to do, how did you deal with it?
You should devote part of the show to something called Dench or Bench. You could review players and give us your opinion on them :)
I want to imagine poet bald but my brain can't handle it. Ham
Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer!
Cool Story, Mohamud.
I was there at the nou camp and the atmosphere and the entire squad changed completely after messi came on how important is he to barca
Golden State vs Nuggets 107-99
Celtics vs Knicks 89-92
Clippers vs Grizzlies 123-122 2ND OT
for the challenge you should do a kicky uppy challenge with davids chair ball thingy. P.S FORZA NAPOLI
Did anyone get David's joke at 8:00? "In a copa months we will see" HAHAHAH you serbian you
What if the show goes past extra time? You should call it Copa120+Penalties
5:56 poet was like "Dat ass"
Go Maya !!!
FOOTBALL VIRGIN: If you want to feel an atmosphere go to Anfield and sit in the Kop :D
Keepy uppy competition
Do the salt and ice challenge or the cinnamon challenge!! :)
is it just me or when the poet was reading youtubes predictions he sounded like the guy from FIFA 13 Career mode
Lmao, anyone else hold their breath when poet got to one?
He manages Stoke, he manages sto-oke Tony Pulis he manages stoke! He loves the craic he loves the cra-aic David vujanic he loves the craic!
What tattoo does David have on his left on the inside of his elbow?
did anyone else notice David putting his phone in his socks after he broke the trophy
Poet looks like that head out of Harry potter prisoner of Azkaban on that bus
Michael Oliver knew Distin was going to fuck up the bass. That's why he disallowed the goal.
Congratulations to Cardiff after becoming the third welsh team in the premier league . After Swansea and Gareth Bale
They should use the table as a challenge!
When people ask my name I say Poet the ladies swoon but they don't know what I mean
poets laugh can cure cancer
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he does not wear pants!
If Kim Kardashian Was A Bird, Would She Be A MAGPIE Or A SWALLOW?
Poet was checking out Maya's ass when she waved it past his face. Poet never forgets the way. BIG UP THE POET.
Happy Bithday
This shouldn't even be a question, Henry hands down..
Help Vujanic! I just got a haircut and it accidentally turned out like yours...what do I do now?
Wots the song at the start?????
Talk about David Luiz laughing after getting Rafael sent off during the Chelsea and United game, David Luiz fucks up the base!
that ending was funny i want some sniffum :D
Who else thought that Vujanic might try to sniff the chair after the "Virgin" had sat on it?
8:25 Vujanic having the classic peek
You said Bolton might get promoted but they didn't even get play-offs. How do you feel?
Do something where you guys predict goalscorer from each game over the weekend,
Do comment of the week in Geordie please it would make my day also why does David look like he's done a handstand on a cowpat and its stuck to his head?
For a friday challenge you guys should plays a match on the fussball table behind you
Next Challenge: Penalty shootout
With 7 or 8 teams involved in the battle to avoid that last relegation slot, do you think that there could be a team that goes down despite reaching the 40 point mark?
I swear there is Football Virgin show that got cancelled
where can i get that dope chef shirt ??
Challenge: name every player on your favorite team, their number and their countries or at least try and i better see this on next weeks show. KTBFF!