@comradeYT81 no no, it's months. Masterlock's engineering team specifically designed and tested their products for resilience to newborns. A recent study found that 95% of all babies less than 10 months old were unable to open the lock in less time than it would take them to open it with the key. 95% is pretty good right?
"As soon as I got to the car, I slipped a shim inside, and it didn't feel familiar" - Shimmying unfamiliar locks, eh? At least we know you had an eventful Valentine's 🤣
The really funny thing about this is that it's a key box. For the keys to your locks. Your, presumably, much better locks. This actually makes other locks less secure.
@@robertleifeld225 My old boss would use lock boxes like these at the gate of his storage warehouse. They had a note inside that read: "I took the keys -Mike" because there was a camera on the pole above the gate and one on the pole at the entrance. He said it did two things, give the thieves a reason to stop and make them think it was easier to unlock that gates, and also give them an incentive to have access to more of the facility. But it was just a ruse to get their faces and vehicle on camera. It worked, twice!
> Your, presumably, much better locks. This actually makes other locks less secure. That's a very bold presumption! All my other locks are master locks, so this cannot make them less secure. Negative infinity minus negative infinity is still negative infinity.
he would have probably opened it with both eyes closed :) it is said that when he dreams of opening every lock in a store, all locks of that store were found open the next day ! true story !
0:26 is so adorable 🥰 to me. I can only imagine this grown man purchasing a brand new lock all giddy like, prancing to the car and playing with his shims 😂 easy to imagine, because I do this with Tools ALL THE TIME.
LPL: "Ahh, some nice R&R, enjoying these peaceful winter days..." Masterlock: "THE BEACONS ARE LIT!" LPL: "No, don't you dare, ML! I don't want to hear it!" Masterlock: "You know where to find me. THE BEACONS ARE LIT!"
@@TransKidsMafia huh, second time i see you spamming this channels. Seems like "kid" didn't work for you last time, so you now use "newborn"; but people don't develop a sense of their own gender until they're between 2 and 4 years old (this aplies to both if they match or not with their AGAB)
Some brand messaging: "Master Lock - Recommended by both police and criminals. An FBI trusted brand." "Master Lock - It is harder to dismantle our locks than pick them."
When will these companies learn that the only way the lockpicking lawyer won't be able to unlock their lock is by not giving him any space for his tools to fit in.
I was thinking, all Master had to do is make an extrusion that's below the cover, going both sides enough so whatever tool you get in there would hit the extrusion.
Thank you for your videos. My uncle taught me years ago to work with locks, and while that is not my profession now, these videos bring back many memories of pulling apart locks and learning about how they work.
@@ian3580 Search for Lockpickinglawyer breaking into my ex-girlfriend's back door. or my wife's beaver. Or my 18" Johnson. Those are the April fools day videos and they all have a similar theme.
The core in my front door came out and I found myself locked out....yeah. But because of your videos I was able to get back in haha! Thank you for your videos and time that goes into them! Thank you for being here!
Such a long time without a new video I was feeling lost. Love to start my day with one of these so am glad to have a new one. And a Masterlock one at that!
“When I got back in my car I put a shim in the lock” The LPL is like a kid with a new toy when he gets a lock. Cant even wait until he gets home, he tries to pick the lock as soon as he gets in his car with the tools he brought with him lol
So good to have you back! I kept going to your channel thinking maybe my subscription got unchecked but alas, it was because you were on a sabbatical! I hope you enjoyed your time away!
The auto generated subtitles are amazing when it comes to figuring out what he says. I've seen 'lock begin lawyer', 'walk became lawyer', and on this one even 'lock bik lawyer'
Nice to see you, it's been a minute, and we missed you. Hope the LPL world has been a good one. Thanks for the deconstruct on this, it was, as always, extremely informative.
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Thanks master lock... We finally a use for your products. Baiting our favorite lawyer back to UA-cam.
You could even say they are master bai-
[User has forced to undertake electroshock 'corrective' therapy for such a terrible joke]
@@dwavenminerI guess you can say you got master bai-
[user has been beaten to death in the comedy club]
I want to be trans kid when I grow up
@@dwavenminer！弓 0:25
figured he got a big case
LPL hadn't uploaded in a while, so Masterlock thought they were safe.
Yeah, as safe as provided by their locks ... 🤣
Welcome back. I missed your posts.
Naah^^
They wanted attention on their newest product^^
They're safe if not in a safe of their own. LOL
Plot twist: MasterLock is *NEVER* safe.
I think masterlock's "10+" rating system is how old you need to be to break into it
Just like other puzzles with an age rating.
in months*
@comradeYT81 no no, it's months. Masterlock's engineering team specifically designed and tested their products for resilience to newborns. A recent study found that 95% of all babies less than 10 months old were unable to open the lock in less time than it would take them to open it with the key. 95% is pretty good right?
Love how more enginieering went into LPL's screwdriver than the lock.
Yeah, at least the screwdriver actually works.
probably not a ML screwdriver then
Saw masterlock video over 3 minutes: they must have upped their game!
The video: includes a teardown...
came here for this post
The first 1:30 is scrambling the code so -1:30 for every combination lock
and the first 1:35 is just him talking about it and scrambling it.
Looks, like you might have given the Crayon Kid too much credit.
Masterlock: "let's advertise our lock with a big sticker that says "open me""
LPL: *follows instructions
Masterlock: "not like that!"
😂 I didn't notice that. Nice invitation. 😂
ROFL
@@jw8160 would like to lpl do that it the shop with display stand? and un lock them all if there more than one on desplay at the shop 🙂
@@dh2032 LPL: Your Honor, the locks are clearly labeled "open me", so I opened all the labeled locks.
"As soon as I got to the car, I slipped a shim inside, and it didn't feel familiar" - Shimmying unfamiliar locks, eh? At least we know you had an eventful Valentine's 🤣
Master lock: “we’re just slightly better than hiding your keys under a rock”
Not really, as you have to guess which particular rock...
The really funny thing about this is that it's a key box. For the keys to your locks. Your, presumably, much better locks. This actually makes other locks less secure.
Put dummy keys in the box to waist the thieves time and real key under a rock
It doesn't hold all your keys dummy! Just the one to your front door. NBD.
Put the key for another box that has the password for this box.
It would really send them for a loop.
@@robertleifeld225 My old boss would use lock boxes like these at the gate of his storage warehouse. They had a note inside that read: "I took the keys -Mike" because there was a camera on the pole above the gate and one on the pole at the entrance. He said it did two things, give the thieves a reason to stop and make them think it was easier to unlock that gates, and also give them an incentive to have access to more of the facility. But it was just a ruse to get their faces and vehicle on camera. It worked, twice!
> Your, presumably, much better locks. This actually makes other locks less secure.
That's a very bold presumption! All my other locks are master locks, so this cannot make them less secure. Negative infinity minus negative infinity is still negative infinity.
MASTER LOCK - "Shhhhhh, he's sleeping."
LPL, sleeping with one eye open - "What I have for you today..."
He never sleeps, He only rests
@@lebeau5451 He neither sleeps, nor rests. He waits.
he would have probably opened it with both eyes closed :)
it is said that when he dreams of opening every lock in a store, all locks of that store were found open the next day !
true story !
He neither sleeps, nor rests. He is picking.
"...As soon as I got to my car..." Just like a little kid who can't wait to get home to play with his new toy. I have to admit, I've done the same :)
I'm certain he was feeling the mechanism while walking to his car
OF COURSE he has a shim in his car.
@@MrWhipple42 I thought LPL keeps the tools in his pocket...
LPL is the one who breaks his new toy before he gets home
Nice full plastic housing, my master key "Hammer Nr.5" loves these.🔒🔨
Sad we didn't get a Valentine's Day special this year! They always give invaluable life lessons.
I guess he couldn’t come up with another vagina pun.
hes probably cooking up some april first vid ideas
@@ianhitachihis wifes beaver did let him go 😜🤣
Maybe a Feb 29th surprise instead
@@ianhitachi That's what I'm thinking too. Month and half away. Gives me something to look forward to.
When the world needed him most!
Indeed
When Gotham needs Batman, they use the Bat signal..
When we need LPL, MasterLock simply puts out a new product 😂
He vanished
The lockpick we need, but not the one that we deserve.
0:26 is so adorable 🥰 to me. I can only imagine this grown man purchasing a brand new lock all giddy like, prancing to the car and playing with his shims 😂 easy to imagine, because I do this with Tools ALL THE TIME.
Does the LPL sound like someone who 'prances'?
@@Maybe-So no, but I love the idea of it in my head
I love the way he drops the tools down in disgust at the end. Masterlock you are not worthy.
LPL: "Ahh, some nice R&R, enjoying these peaceful winter days..."
Masterlock: "THE BEACONS ARE LIT!"
LPL: "No, don't you dare, ML! I don't want to hear it!"
Masterlock: "You know where to find me. THE BEACONS ARE LIT!"
my newborn is trans
@@TransKidsMafia🤣🤣🤣
@@TransKidsMafia good for you. Why are you posting this on a lock-picking channel?
@@TransKidsMafia huh, second time i see you spamming this channels. Seems like "kid" didn't work for you last time, so you now use "newborn"; but people don't develop a sense of their own gender until they're between 2 and 4 years old (this aplies to both if they match or not with their AGAB)
@@alaeriia01 probably a ragebait bot to make people check the channel (likely filled with transphobia)
Some brand messaging:
"Master Lock - Recommended by both police and criminals. An FBI trusted brand."
"Master Lock - It is harder to dismantle our locks than pick them."
Couldn't have said it better myself, caw!
To be fair, it is prohibitively difficult to pick them, considering the ease of bypassing or shimming them. Why would you waste the time.
I couldn’t get the key to work on my shed lock. I swore at it, slammed it against the shed & it popped open.
I give up.
@@madtabby66 bro got the keyproof kinetically-opened lock
I was only thinking a few days ago, "I haven't seen LPL for a while". Thanks Masterlock for bringing him out of retirement.
Poor master lock. They did so poorly that you interrupted your vacation 😂
Lol MasterLock. Bringing LPL out of hiding
When will these companies learn that the only way the lockpicking lawyer won't be able to unlock their lock is by not giving him any space for his tools to fit in.
But the fact that it would be that easy; just covering the sides on the wheels and no one's doing it is whild.
**Magnet and hammer enter the chat**
He can still just get McNally to slap it.
@@nomchomsley854 With another MasterLock? :D
I was thinking, all Master had to do is make an extrusion that's below the cover, going both sides enough so whatever tool you get in there would hit the extrusion.
Happy 2024 LPL
Glad you’re back.
Thank you for your videos. My uncle taught me years ago to work with locks, and while that is not my profession now, these videos bring back many memories of pulling apart locks and learning about how they work.
Turns out that “open me” sticker is an invitation to thieves 😂
only thieves that need a key
Welcome back!
We were worried about you! Sad we missed the valentines day tradition 😔
I thought his valentines day ones, were released on April fools day.
April 1st is coming soon.😉
@@surlyogre1476 indeed
There is no "Valentines Tradition".....what are you talking about?
@@ian3580 Search for Lockpickinglawyer breaking into my ex-girlfriend's back door. or my wife's beaver. Or my 18" Johnson. Those are the April fools day videos and they all have a similar theme.
Glad you're back! Thanks for the excellent videos.
Master will always keep providing us with great content for the years to come. Thank you for that
When I saw a 4 minutes Master Lock video I thought "how is that possible?"... there was a gutting of the lock, that's why.
The core in my front door came out and I found myself locked out....yeah. But because of your videos I was able to get back in haha! Thank you for your videos and time that goes into them! Thank you for being here!
The core came out? Unintentionally?
Glad to see you back and posting again. Love your vids.
I love it when you take them apart and explain!
"Little disappointed", that's a pretty good result for Masterlock.
Such a long time without a new video I was feeling lost. Love to start my day with one of these so am glad to have a new one. And a Masterlock one at that!
The boundless optimism you hold in your heart that you thought Master wouldn't disappoint you again... :)
Out of everything in this video, that screwdriver was god damn sexy. Helical knurling, free spinners, fuck that's nice.
Master Lock.: I think he's gone release the box. LPL :oh look a new product. ..Us: yay a new LPL vodeo
Just picked my first two locks today, felt like that achievement summoned a video from the one who got me interested in this hobby in the first place.
Don't bother with Masterlocks. I found it took longer to get them out of the packaging than to actually pick them.
@@WastedTalent- With my Magnum, I pick it out of the packaging.
Master Locks continues to set the bar low. Then trips over it.
The bar was set impossibly low... and yet here comes Masterlock, doing the limbo with the devil.
Welcome back! I've missed these videos.
*MasterLock* Releases a New Lock.
*LPL:* "The beacons are lit!"
he’s back, he’s back!!
Was worried when you were gone so long. Glad to see you back!
Great to see you back, we like your videos so much 👍
You're finally back! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
A modified mechanism is still an improvement for MasterLock compared to their normal offerings.
Baby steps.
Welcome back! Great job as always, thanks for sharing! 🥰😍☺
Always glad to see one of your videos in my feed.
You made me feel better about the condition of my work hands and their lack of nails 😂
Thank God you’re back. I thought Master lock’s Hitmen finally caught up with you.
Theyre masterlock hitmen....the safety catch on thier rifle defeated them....
easily taken out with a garden rake
“When I got back in my car I put a shim in the lock”
The LPL is like a kid with a new toy when he gets a lock. Cant even wait until he gets home, he tries to pick the lock as soon as he gets in his car with the tools he brought with him lol
Thank you for years of interesting videos.
Yay! LPL is back! Nothing better than coming out of woods to destroy a Master Lock! 😏🔒
So good to have you back! I kept going to your channel thinking maybe my subscription got unchecked but alas, it was because you were on a sabbatical! I hope you enjoyed your time away!
Good to see you back. Was getting worried!
Welcome back LPL! Glad to hear/see you again!
MasterLock: "...hit me, baby, one more time!"
Second time I can thank ML for something. They brought LPL back.
First being providing easy locks to learn onto.
Always glad to see a new LPL video!
Glad to see you are back 🎉
He gets excited when he sees a new lock on the market. lol.
Nice to hear from you again! 👍🏻
Great to see you back!!
Thank you Sir. Happy to have you back. Glad you got a break.
Yippee glad you're back!
And thanks to master lock for making another product...😂
Mcnally is gonna have a field day with this one
"It can be opened with a Master Lock Model 5481D"
Or he's going to just karate chop it open.
LPL: "I'm going to use a-"
McNally: 💥 [tosses violated lock into the void]
Welcome back LPL! I speak for my friends and I, and were so glad to see this hit our sub box
So nice to hear from you lpl ❤
Master Lock: "OPEN ME!"
LPL: Challenge acce... and we've in.
Loved this video! Hope to see more from you again, and hope all is well!
Thanks LPL and welcome back. You were surely missed!
Welcome Back! I always look forward to your videos! Your customer service is top notch! Cheers!
LPL: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
Locks only keep your friends out.
We have missed you LPL! If Masterlock is good for anything, it is brining you back.
Good to have you back!!!
"As soon as I got to my car, i slipped a shim inside.."
I like this teenager’s vibe
“It is only when mosquito land on your balls that you realize there is a way to solve problems without using violence.”
― Confucius
It boggles the mind that Masterlock is still in business.
LPL enters your home depot. I can only imagine how directly he goes to the lock section.
The steel strips in my car’s wiper blade made for lock tools when I locked myself out of my home. 😂
Well thank goodness, I've been missing the best manicured hands on UA-cam.
Great to see you back!
thank you for the videos!!!! i like when disasssemble and show the "weakness"part(s).........
The auto generated subtitles are amazing when it comes to figuring out what he says. I've seen 'lock begin lawyer', 'walk became lawyer', and on this one even 'lock bik lawyer'
Having the LockPickingLawyer disappointed in you is like when you strike out in baseball with your dad watching :(
Welcome back, glad to see you!!
I see master lock hasn’t changed a bit!
Nice to see you, it's been a minute, and we missed you. Hope the LPL world has been a good one. Thanks for the deconstruct on this, it was, as always, extremely informative.
Imagine arriving to your stuff and the robber dissected your lock
and filmed a youtube video about how shit it was
I guess that after all these years of your rants against them, Master lock just accepted that bad publicity is good publicity.
Welcome back, LPL! I was having withdrawals without your videos. It looks like your skills haven't atrophied in the last couple months.
Welcome back, we missed you !!!
I'm more intrigued by LPL's new screwdriver!
Same
Placed Atoms' Kinetic Driver. It's priced at over $100.
@@AbuMaia01 Damn ☠️
The last nail in the coffin. I'm mesmerized at the fact that Master Lock is still in business.
Glad to see you back. 😊
Great to see you back again, LPL! I've missed you terribly!
Master lock: We made a new mechanism!
LPL: Is it better than your past products?
Master lock: No, but in a new way!
New and improved = cheaper to make and more profitable. Is it more secure? -----Nope!
I'm convinced all lock manufacturers must integrate a known (known for the government) weakness
Glad to see you're back.
Happy to see you back! I hope you enjoyed your time away!