@@ManLikeWho..hit them on the chin and knock them out. The chin is a leverage point on the head that when hit snaps the head around so quickly that the brain touches the walls of the skull and causes a concussion.
@@gamingwithujj1724bro you clearly don’t know. It’s not cowardice when they have more people, they can smash your head on the concrete and kick your head, I’d rather be alive than be dead.
I punched a grandma that wanted to buy some the same for her grandson. She never got up, and her teeth flew out. All with the help of your home program. Thank you so much!
Never underestimate your opponent. Try to avoid the fight as much as you can, but if the situation gets worse then be ready to knock him off. Only fight when the issue is big. Your manhood wouldn't be stripped off if you peacefully end the fight & go.
Lol avoiding a fight is way easier said than done. Also wdym by “don’t underestimate your opponent” I mean like most of the time you can already figure out who winds depending on their height and weight. Plus not that many people know useful martial arts.
@@jason-te6jei mean sure the guy that attack may not know how to fight,but everyone know how to stab and pull triggers so i would not mingle with someone confidently trying to attack me just in case
In this situation I'd just back off. If they still kept following then strike. Standing around is bad, fighting prematurely is also bad. Walk away first then see what happens.
my father taught me to raise your arms slightly, put one foot back and say: “calm down man “(and that's the defensive stance of boxing), then throw a cross to your opponent and run
For those who say running is your best option i guarantee at least half of you watching this couldn’t out-run some road man from London or wherever, they probably run from shit all the time. Running alone simply isn’t an option anymore, just strike first hard then run.
Thank you, I’m tired of people dying just run and down even swing, if you’re chances of escape are better by striking first, stunning your opponent, and then running, then I’m taking that option, people always say to never underestimate your opponent in terms of fighting skill as if the same couldn’t be applied for running speed, I’m taking my chances and striking and then making a run for it
@MiggyBiggy Of all the serious comments I've read, yours make the most logical sense. FIRST OFF IT'S BEST TO GIVE IT TO THEM! MATERIAL THINGS CAN BE REPLACED!!! BUT IF YOU MUST... Master Tim teaches it's best to run if you can (avoiding a fight in the first place) but like you said, not everyone has "getaway speed". If you 100% know you're in danger then a "distraction" is by far the best technique for an untrained fighter. Whether it's looking over his shoulder like you see a police officer, committing to an action like in the video, or whatever seems plausible for the situation. One of my practiced distractions is using my eyes to make them wonder if someone is behind them then strike with a jab, a cross and finish with a kick to the leg, knee or groin. That gives you an advantage for lack of speed. This is one of many I've played out but this is a simple one that anyone can use. Of course we can't run faster than a bullet so this is only for physical altercations. 😂 By the way, this isn't for you. I'm agreeing with you and at the same time maybe helping someone that finds themselves in a bad spot.
Thanks bro bcs of u i saved my life a 70+ yo grandma was approaching to me but i knocked her out. Her last words were something like "can u help me cross the road" thanks man u are a life saver
Damn, you are a total b. I guess you really would give the guy all of your stuff and let him take advantage of you every way just to run... I'm sure ladies like you and your style... that's definitely a real man and someone they want to be their "man" and be with them all the time...
@@phant0m-0-9if you have more than 2 braincells you will run to a public area and you will make a noise so people notices you , like no one is gonna try and rob you on public
coming from an actual fighter and not a random commenter. Here’s my advice: Yes you can run, you’re a pussy if you do so but do what you want if you wanna save your ass. But let’s talk about if you wanna be cool or if you CAN’T run. (were assuming this is a fight, not a stabbing or shooting). So, first of all. stay calm, seriously. this is the dumbest advice ever because you can’t chose if you are calm or not i know. But theres a difference between not being calm and panicking. If you are very nervous and shit, dont panic and start thinking in your head and be afraid as fuck. Stay in your head and remember what i said, STAY CALM. Make your head free and do not be afraid to do anything to defend yourself. Do not let your mind get to you, you’re not a pussy, remember that! Now how do i fight? Assuming youre not a trained fighter since almost no one is. Try to strike first, punch hard in his jaw. with your rear hand, and do NOT swing your arm. Hook, it doesnt have to be perfect technique. just dont swing like a dumbass, after you throw the hook. Just keep punching, punch not only on the head but on the body. Go for the solar plexus, its below the middle of the chest, search it up if you want. This is really the simplest explanation i can give, if you want more tips or explanation ask me. I’ll reply for free and not charge money like these losers who don’t even propery teach
Very solid advance , but you should have mentioned that keeping distance is very important , most untrained people tend to get way to close to connect the punch efectivly
good advice but i wouldnt say ur a pussy js cuz you run away best to avoid a fight because you never know if the person has friends or a weapon. But if they get all close or try to strike first then ye
The real way to win a fight is to train for several years straight, no missed days, and study the most practical martial arts. Even after all of that, losing is still possible.
Here’s a basic for you boys.. if someone runs up on you running mouth, say ‘sorry mate, I didn’t hear you, what did you say?’ They will always reply by starting with ‘ I SAID….’ Hit them on ‘SAID’ their jaw will be relaxed and they won’t expect it… basics..
Basically In any street fight either put your hands up and take a few steps back. This will make them think you’re submissive. Then on one step, put force into the step back and use that force to carry a punch.
Give a directive to remove the uncertainty “No closer; Don’t touch me” Then whatever happens next, it’s clear and you don’t have to hesitate I’m nearly 60, but when I was young 2 rules kept me straight (after being jumped at 19) 1. Give directives 2. Don’t leave pauses That said, I agree with your pre emptive strike ☮️ Good advice
If they wanted to get you, they’d talk nice to you, not talk trash. If you “feel” something is off, make a little distance, walk away, etc. See what happens
As Chael Sonen said, "if someone's got that look in theyr eye never let them get within arm's reach" create space and then strike if he doesn't back off. If you are with a loved one, there is no time to create space, you gotta read his intentions by the look in his eyes then strike first and don't panic if you don't land them shots, continue fighting use what you learned, the fight is not over.
That's facts, I always tell my son that and just recently I got into it and didn't take my own advice and he caught me first....and last good thing he don't punch hard or I took most of the power off by pulling my head back some
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Devious ahh hook😂😂
Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ♥
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@@abel6298lol you masons are crazy and so stupid you have no idea
How to win against your barber
Is that a meme pfp? I've seen that somewhere b4 it feels like
@@littlemichaeljr6518ah it’s just a running joke on this channel where everyone takes the piss out of his haircut😭
@@littlemichaeljr6518 kanel joseph
@@xaviersmith9953 oh, thank you
@@friedbagel6893 I know dude lol
"what size are those?"
*gets a fucking right hook to the jaw*
fr
Lmaoo😂😂
Definitely not waiting as soon as you ask what size you'll instantly meet your maker!
Well the bruise size is 10 cm.
But he said I want them
Instructions unclear: I got arrested.
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Skill issue, fuck him up and run. If there were cameras there they would see he was the one tryna fuck you up first
Just chin anyone who approaches you and you'll be fine
Well literally. But then you'll be charged for assault🤷♂️
what does it mean to chin someone
@@ManLikeWho..hit them on the chin and knock them out.
The chin is a leverage point on the head that when hit snaps the head around so quickly that the brain touches the walls of the skull and causes a concussion.
@@adamgardener8624 ight thank you
@@ManLikeWho.. ua-cam.com/video/JOAenBM02Og/v-deo.html
This is a really accurate video of what the three "buttons" are
If you’re in doubt about taking the first strike then run. Because if you don’t take the first strike and stand around you’re setting yourself up
If you are wearing a jacket throw it in his face and run away
@@NahgittrippinThats a very stupid advice but I can't tell if it's joke or not🤷♂️
Yeah, in learning all this as beginning my journey
If in doubt, you are clearly setting yourself up; second guessing leads to be taken down
Get out of there as fast as possible. I'm also a Muay Thai fighter and I did the same thing.
That works well until they catch up to you
If you're alone and they are many, Run.
Sorry not a coward
@@gamingwithujj1724bro you clearly don’t know. It’s not cowardice when they have more people, they can smash your head on the concrete and kick your head, I’d rather be alive than be dead.
@@gamingwithujj1724have fun in hospital
@@gamingwithujj1724you will be once your dead
@@gamingwithujj1724 then be a dumbass and die trying to punch one of them while they curb stomp your skull or some shit
lesson learned: punch everyone who approaches you on the streets
Yep when people ask you for the time nail them,when a granny 👵🏻 says your son looks cute,you nail her in the face,don’t take any chances
fr
I punched a grandma that wanted to buy some the same for her grandson. She never got up, and her teeth flew out. All with the help of your home program. Thank you so much!
Guess we are brothers i was there too!!! 😮
😂
Bro never strike first unless you know your fighting regardless
That’s how you get dead mf. Be proactive not reactionary.
Always strike first, even if it's an elderly lady
@@mhm6889 i punched a baby cause it yelled at me. cant let that slide
Can't let them get close lol.
@@LuisGonzalez-xj2zhfucking amateur 😂
Never underestimate your opponent.
Try to avoid the fight as much as you can, but if the situation gets worse then be ready to knock him off.
Only fight when the issue is big.
Your manhood wouldn't be stripped off if you peacefully end the fight & go.
Lol avoiding a fight is way easier said than done. Also wdym by “don’t underestimate your opponent” I mean like most of the time you can already figure out who winds depending on their height and weight. Plus not that many people know useful martial arts.
@@jason-te6jei mean sure the guy that attack may not know how to fight,but everyone know how to stab and pull triggers so i would not mingle with someone confidently trying to attack me just in case
I’m swinging and then running stop telling people to just run that’s fucking stupid since you logic can be applied in that regard as well
He was just joking 😭😭
It’s just a prank bro !
honestly, if you’re joking about Robbing a person then you’re just asking for it.
In this situation I'd just back off. If they still kept following then strike. Standing around is bad, fighting prematurely is also bad. Walk away first then see what happens.
Never let anyone push you around 👍🏼
They always talk random stuff and do random stuff then get you off guard
Strike first and strike hard and show no mercy
As a wise man once said :
"NIGERUNDAAAYYYOOOOOOOOOOO"
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Joestar Hidden Technique
Nigerundaayyoooo smokey
@@bwjdhshw7090 Japanese word, It means to run
opponent also watching this 💀
real tip: always run from a guy that has a knife
How to win a street fight:
Start running.
That's why i avoid strangers
The next day - Some random guy comes near him and asks his shoes size
This guy - Starts throwing some punches 😂😂😂
How to win a street fight
*Pulls out a shotgun
Next hour - me at principal's office
"What size?"
"9mm! Wanna take a closer look?"
"No, mate! Thank you!"
"It was looking at me , I swear."
Lil bro just slept my man for complimenting his Js
Normal dudes just tell you that you have good Js while passing by
@@NeoplayzGames Anytime someone says those look like my size your a threat automatically!
he said "run them" meaning give me them
@@azeo2298💯
Everybody gangsta until the other guy pulls out a gun.
That tall guy sounded like he just wanted to have a friendly conversation
So this elder lady walked up to me and asked me the time. She didn't stand a chance when I started stomping on her face with my heel. Thank you.
Bro just run. There's no man who runs with a knife and can catch me at full speed
You run faster with a knife everyone knows that
How to survive in the Hood self defense:
😂
Random person :- Where's this address
Him :- *bang*
Now do a tutorial on how to win against a street fighter who watched this video
Bro here in Canada youll be arrested before the guy tryna rob ya💀💀
the fact that he didn't even thouch and said some AAAOOOW
I'm throwing as soon as I hear "what size"😂 leaving yourself open too long.
my father taught me to raise your arms slightly, put one foot back and say: “calm down man “(and that's the defensive stance of boxing), then throw a cross to your opponent and run
imagine someone actually just complimenting you then gave them a big punch LMAO
Most people alr do this cuz it’s a tactic😂
As a person that can run fast, faster than your dad left you this is absolutely win
Let me correct the title
“How To Meet Jesus”
For those who say running is your best option i guarantee at least half of you watching this couldn’t out-run some road man from London or wherever, they probably run from shit all the time.
Running alone simply isn’t an option anymore, just strike first hard then run.
And don’t be scared of doing it because I had a situation like this and i hit first and the police said it was perfectly legal.
Thank you, I’m tired of people dying just run and down even swing, if you’re chances of escape are better by striking first, stunning your opponent, and then running, then I’m taking that option, people always say to never underestimate your opponent in terms of fighting skill as if the same couldn’t be applied for running speed, I’m taking my chances and striking and then making a run for it
@MiggyBiggy Of all the serious comments I've read, yours make the most logical sense.
FIRST OFF IT'S BEST TO GIVE IT TO THEM! MATERIAL THINGS CAN BE REPLACED!!! BUT IF YOU MUST...
Master Tim teaches it's best to run if you can (avoiding a fight in the first place) but like you said, not everyone has "getaway speed". If you 100% know you're in danger then a "distraction" is by far the best technique for an untrained fighter. Whether it's looking over his shoulder like you see a police officer, committing to an action like in the video, or whatever seems plausible for the situation. One of my practiced distractions is using my eyes to make them wonder if someone is behind them then strike with a jab, a cross and finish with a kick to the leg, knee or groin. That gives you an advantage for lack of speed. This is one of many I've played out but this is a simple one that anyone can use. Of course we can't run faster than a bullet so this is only for physical altercations. 😂
By the way, this isn't for you. I'm agreeing with you and at the same time maybe helping someone that finds themselves in a bad spot.
How to win a street fight?
!Don’t fight!
stupid ahh advice, what are you gonna do when you cant run, be mr.diplomat
bc somebody is going to get hurt
well yeah but sometimes its unavoidable
"Who to win in street fight"
"Dont get into one"
Thanks bro bcs of u i saved my life a 70+ yo grandma was approaching to me but i knocked her out. Her last words were something like "can u help me cross the road" thanks man u are a life saver
na bro just complemented their shoes and bro absolutely went ham
best technique is to run ☺
Damn, you are a total b. I guess you really would give the guy all of your stuff and let him take advantage of you every way just to run... I'm sure ladies like you and your style... that's definitely a real man and someone they want to be their "man" and be with them all the time...
yeah. Also if you’re a striker/incomplete fighter don’t get too comfortable with street situations
Pssy
That works well until they catch up to you
@@phant0m-0-9unless your a fast runner and do it often
imagine bro was tryna compliment him 💀
And then : Runnn as fast as you can 😂😂
There we go. I agree with this 100 percent and completely. No bs straight to the point. Perfect and realistic video
Fax Michael
Step 1: run
Step 2: if they follow you, mag dump them
Step 3: hire Saul goodman to be your attorney
Bro did this move to his barber😂
How to win a fight : stage it
Run away as fast as you can.
That works well until they catch up to you
@@phant0m-0-9if you have more than 2 braincells you will run to a public area and you will make a noise so people notices you , like no one is gonna try and rob you on public
coming from an actual fighter and not a random commenter. Here’s my advice:
Yes you can run, you’re a pussy if you do so but do what you want if you wanna save your ass. But let’s talk about if you wanna be cool or if you CAN’T run. (were assuming this is a fight, not a stabbing or shooting).
So, first of all. stay calm, seriously. this is the dumbest advice ever because you can’t chose if you are calm or not i know. But theres a difference between not being calm and panicking. If you are very nervous and shit, dont panic and start thinking in your head and be afraid as fuck. Stay in your head and remember what i said, STAY CALM. Make your head free and do not be afraid to do anything to defend yourself. Do not let your mind get to you, you’re not a pussy, remember that!
Now how do i fight? Assuming youre not a trained fighter since almost no one is. Try to strike first, punch hard in his jaw. with your rear hand, and do NOT swing your arm. Hook, it doesnt have to be perfect technique. just dont swing like a dumbass, after you throw the hook. Just keep punching, punch not only on the head but on the body. Go for the solar plexus, its below the middle of the chest, search it up if you want. This is really the simplest explanation i can give, if you want more tips or explanation ask me. I’ll reply for free and not charge money like these losers who don’t even propery teach
What if they got a gang behind them
I will kick your ass and ten of your friends at the same time. Easily.
@@Daniiii4uyou stfu and give them your money
Very solid advance , but you should have mentioned that keeping distance is very important , most untrained people tend to get way to close to connect the punch efectivly
good advice but i wouldnt say ur a pussy js cuz you run away best to avoid a fight because you never know if the person has friends or a weapon. But if they get all close or try to strike first then ye
Just got out from being charged with assault but thanks to this atlesst I didn’t lose the street fight
👍🙂
Coming from someone that has some experience, never swing first. That’s why you have to defend yourself if they swing first.
Smart move babe❤
The fuck?
wtf?
Nigga you gay?
That is the best sound effect ive ever heard💀
Rule 21: forget everything and run or face everything without fear
Moral of the video start a fight first 🥊🥊🥊🥊
If you are approached like that and you don't have a pistol, you should bounce as you first option
I do this if someone gets close to me and talks to me "WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT DO YOU WANT"
How to win a street fight:
.... WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE! RUN
first option is always run remember this guys
Thats how you get bullied the rest of your puss life.
Plot twist: he just wanted to know what size and where he bought them from so he can get the same ones
I went to the B&Q gardening section and the guy asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in!
Usually I just spam the quarter circle light attack until I have enough Meter to use my Super
Instructions unclear: They became my friend and we hang out together.
Alternative title:
*How To Get Incarcerated for Unarmed Assault*
Thanks bro my grandma wasn’t expecting it
How to win a streetfight: Telegraph MORE than a standard telegraph?
"I spent money on this." Yeah, no sh*t😂
“ Always Strike First ” ~ Master Oooogway ☠️✌🏻
The real way to win a fight is to train for several years straight, no missed days, and study the most practical martial arts. Even after all of that, losing is still possible.
Here’s a basic for you boys.. if someone runs up on you running mouth, say ‘sorry mate, I didn’t hear you, what did you say?’ They will always reply by starting with ‘ I SAID….’ Hit them on ‘SAID’ their jaw will be relaxed and they won’t expect it… basics..
*Activates Adrenaline Rush*
*Damage 1000*
*Bonebreaking shins 20000*
*Agility 10000*
"Hey! How are yo-"
This guy's viewers: "STRIKE FIRST STRIKE HARD NO MERCY"
We be winning the Oscars with this one🗣️🗣️🗣️👽👽😈⚡👑⚪🔥👑👑🗣️🗣️💯
Basically In any street fight either put your hands up and take a few steps back. This will make them think you’re submissive. Then on one step, put force into the step back and use that force to carry a punch.
"Hey, could you please tell me what time it-"
*gets choke slammed*
Instructions not clear I'm in heaven now
Instructions unclear: the guy got back up and beat the shit out of me
"How much you paid your barber"
"0.7£"
Some old lady came up to me asking for directions
I can definitely say this technique worked perfectly.
Dont strike first if they strike first u can do anything no mercy 😂😂 i like ur vid
*First strike*
*Head hit*
*CRITICAL*
*PERFECT*
Achievement unlocked:
"No bruises"
Give a directive to remove the uncertainty
“No closer;
Don’t touch me”
Then whatever happens next, it’s clear and you don’t have to hesitate
I’m nearly 60, but when I was young 2 rules kept me straight (after being jumped at 19)
1. Give directives
2. Don’t leave pauses
That said, I agree with your pre emptive strike ☮️
Good advice
Bro fighting in another realm
If they wanted to get you, they’d talk nice to you, not talk trash. If you “feel” something is off, make a little distance, walk away, etc. See what happens
*meanwhile the guy who just wanted to know what shoes those are*
As Chael Sonen said, "if someone's got that look in theyr eye never let them get within arm's reach" create space and then strike if he doesn't back off. If you are with a loved one, there is no time to create space, you gotta read his intentions by the look in his eyes then strike first and don't panic if you don't land them shots, continue fighting use what you learned, the fight is not over.
"Those look like my size!"
"Cool,so is this!SMACK💥Perfect fit!"
The moment he asked the shoe size I knew it was about to get ugly
"what size are those?'
" size 15"
"fuck thats too big"
Back in the good days you get done first then take your stuff no talking no running no jumping or flipping
That's facts, I always tell my son that and just recently I got into it and didn't take my own advice and he caught me first....and last good thing he don't punch hard or I took most of the power off by pulling my head back some
For anyone who didn’t notice he pulled a spoon that’s supposed to represent a knife so I mean if I guy pulls a knife you can run or attack first
I cracked the JD sports guy for asking me what shoe size I am. I’m getting nicked. Cheers.
"Run then G"
[My fast-ass]: Alright ill run them ill probably crease em too