Thanks bro! I'm gonna watch this even if I don't understand a word they say lol. I just love watching kung-fu movies specially the old school ones where they fly from tree to tree lol 😅
This film is called Shadow by Chinese Director Yimou Zhang, one of the pivotal directors during the golden age of cultural revolution the of the CCP’s labor camps that shined a light on the injustices the Chinese collective faced when educated. Zhang Yimou is a treasure, and so is this movie, a definite watch and so masterfully crafted. I bought the film for myself and it’s a comfort movie the way others may see Goodfellas as theirs.
Most modern fantasies are indeed stupid. In ancient China, people only had very limited access to metals and the production were managed by authority, and its expensive due to scarcity.
The narrator seems to struggle with the word anamy too, it seems. I don't see an issue. Struggle is a testament to life, and by that, I think it celebrates life. Signs of struggle means signs of life, and I think that is precious and should be appreciated.
Asians are very intelligent and that weapon is actually called a blade umbrella and it's actually weapon and yes everything he said this can actually happen and the slope and rain helped increase momentum from the bamboo
Ignoring the racism. The increase in momentum came from the slope, not the rain, and the rain reduced the friction between the umbrella and the bricks. I can not speak as to if rain water can make bamboo more elastic however. Even still this entire scenario is preposterous. @chrisbryant2867
@@isaachaley2112Coming from an Asian, I don’t see how “Asians are very intelligent” is a racist statement It’s not even a false statement Asians make more money and have higher IQ’s on average
Katya: "did you ever see the um the movie where they uh they use the umbrellas and they do the little like uh they kind of like shimmy down the um the hill with umbrellas" Trixie: *stared blankly* Katya: "they have these like metal umbrellas that have um that a like weaponized but they also use them as like little shimmy slides" Trixie: *stared blankly* Katya: "nope, ok"
Scrolling 🤳 just hoping somebody was bouta answer my question thank you for the Movie title (SHADOW) 👏 👏.....people couldnt wait to criticize the short
*someone pushes a cart in the way and they all end each other on the bladerellas "We did not realize they would put a hard object in their path, no survivors!" - Their comrades on the hill who slip and fall over each other like a bugs Bunny cartoon as they all run away.
I love how they were able to shoot while spinning and stood up straight to fight after spinning along that road for miles. Any sane person wouldn't be able to stand after.
@@kinghenrock3598 get the out of here with that lmao. This is a bad scene and it’s absolutely nonsensical. Look at it. Look at this scene and then hit us with another “ehrm well actually you *could*…” type of comment. Because this is the silliest “battle” sequence or strategy that has ever existed. They would slice eachother to absolute ribbons on the way down and would all be vomiting and unable to stand afterwards. Ballet dancers would still vomit if they were essentially put into a spin cycle as it slides down a hill lmao. Trying to relate a scene like this to reality and give it even a shred of plausibility is legit one of the funniest things I’ve seen.
@@SatanicBarbeque As a wise man once said "a writers dream is a weapon designers nightmare" when your writing you don't always need the laws of physiques. This would never work in real life, but it's fun to see in a fantasy movie. It's not for everyone but they certainly deserve respect for the design.
@@xavierharris7123it would never work in a fantasy movie either. The only reason any of these morons survived is because the archers don’t know how to aim. There’s a 2 foot gap between the two beyblades the umbrella boneheads are firing out of. IDK, maybe aim for that?! Seriously, how do the guys who are spinning on an uncontrollable top have better aim than the guys on the damn rooftops?! This is just stupid.
The strongest weapon is only defined by its weakest part. With that much weak spots, these cool umbrellas are best fantasy as well as worst nightmare for the user/maker.
Yup, like the other person said, often what they describe happening, is actually just the AI taking a wild guess at what it thinks is happening. There's Chinese content farms where they'll have thousands of phones hooked up spamming western websites with this and pro-ccp comments. Honestly the first time I realised it was China, was when I noticed the AI often randomly decides to give Characters names, but they're ALWAYS Chinese names. Like you could run the Avengers through the AI, and it would describe Tony Stark as Yuan Xi-Jiang drinking his magic potion to power the iron golem he was gifted by the gods, or Black Widow as Lar-Ping, the beautiful harlot of the Schuong province, on her eternal quest for redemption. What the AI describes, sometimes has absolutely no relation to the movie.
I was thinking the same thing. It's just a movie clip, only with a dumb AI voiceover going "So then this happened. And then that happened. Then this happened."
Finally! I’m not crazy! I saw this somewhere years ago and been talking about this movie with weaponized umbrellas and no one I knew what I was talking about and said I was imagining things because they never heard such thing and I started to believe I did but here it is, I’m not crazy!
The amount of plot armor it takes to do this without cutting yourself, getting dizzy, or the fact the enemy doesn't have an army to defend in the streets is immeasurable.
Thats from the movie Shadow and the concept of the umbrella weapon explores the concept of how the femenine can be used to defeat the masculine following the concept of balance at the same time.
this is actually a really good movie, called "shadow". It's about warring China, where assassination happens frequently so lords have to hire doubles (shadows) to live out their lifes
It's remarkable how none of the invading soldiers cut each other with their moving blades. Is it the soldiers' skill or the Keller beyblade's ingenious mechanism? 😅
Would have been funny if he added wacky sound effects to it and some funny comments like using Morgan Freeman's voice say "In all of the stupidity I have seen as god this has got to be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen!"
@@gamer_eza47 i don't get it how did people got so interested in non fiction movies that they can't accept fiction and it's silly things for fun. Why are relating everything to real life.
I like the detail of the not dead soldiers assessing their wounds instead of just playing dead
facts☝️
I wonder what happened to them?
@@Yoru-cake idk man its as if they didn't get shot by a freaking crossbow earlier(sarcasm)
@@zealousmugetsu8777 they probably just shrug it off because they're just build different
⁰@@keepu5171
A writer's dream is a weapon designer's nightmare.
That's good
FR, it's not my job per say but weapon design is one of the things I do with my art and this would be a horrid experience to figure out
@@dylanwalker6361yep. I was already unsure with just the spinning part then they started throwing the blades and I gave up
I think they managed...
Just like the automotive industry
"With precision" spinning 300 times per minute.
yeah i was like: wtf?
they will vomit and lost conscious before reach the wall :D
Precision with..hitting own teammate
Bro thinks he's Kung Lao, but with an umbrella😂
They are the discipline shaolin master kung lao😂
But he is 😂
Shields were created in 2020
Before 2020:
@@aaad3552fr
Sadly the umbrellas didn't prevent them from getting wet however.
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I like how this narration does nothing but verbally describe exactly whats going on it the video. Its very helpful for the blind people watching
It's AI slop
Very helpful indeed
And very annoying for those who aren't. Which is the fucking majority of the audience.
It's a meta for short reels now
@@tobidas7486Its slop you readily consume and propagate. Lmfao
The En Na My 😂
Exactly my thought😂😂
Boy, that's funny
The en - na - mi got me
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the emphasis
Shadow (Chinese: 影), a 2018 Chinese wuxia film directed by Zhang Yimou
Thanks bro! I'm gonna watch this even if I don't understand a word they say lol. I just love watching kung-fu movies specially the old school ones where they fly from tree to tree lol 😅
Thanks i want watch movie for tell me what it was@@solocrusher
Wiki say its HISTORICAL movie o_o
@@ОранГутанович-у3х Dude... Don't take wiki seriously...
@@ОранГутанович-у3х what the? it's just a another baseless history of china 😂😂😂😂😂
This film is called Shadow by Chinese Director Yimou Zhang, one of the pivotal directors during the golden age of cultural revolution the of the CCP’s labor camps that shined a light on the injustices the Chinese collective faced when educated.
Zhang Yimou is a treasure, and so is this movie, a definite watch and so masterfully crafted. I bought the film for myself and it’s a comfort movie the way others may see Goodfellas as theirs.
Thx... Was looking for the name!
Thanks I was looking for the name of this film and not a bunch of bias film criticism unlike others in the comments
Thank you!
Thank you very much for the information, I have been looking for it for the past 4 years
WTF？？？ how the fxxk does this film have any relation with the "injustices"
seriously?this is all u anti-chinese can do? stupid rumor
I would have definitely caused friendly fire if I was spinning and shooting 😂
😂😂😂that"s what I also thought
They have their guns at an angle pointed upwards tho, which probably made it harder to friendly fire
*crossbow
But bro said precisely 😂
I came for this comment
War bayblades
Yuw hahaha
Taking let it rip to a whole new level
Bouta make them spin at mach 5000
Same idea same mind
Real!
I love how the entirety of the sub Reddit for Trixie and Katya’s Ughhh, collectively found out that this was the movie Katya was talking about
Shimmy down the hill with umbrellas 😂
I WAS SCROLLING FOR THIS COMMENT THIS IS WHAT KATYA WAS TALKINGA BOUT IM SO HAPPY
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
That's is quite literally the stupidest idea since the reusable toilet paper 😂❤
It's a martial arts movie. It's not realistic...
@derepa06 it's not a martial arts movie, it's a fantasy movie
Most modern fantasies are indeed stupid. In ancient China, people only had very limited access to metals and the production were managed by authority, and its expensive due to scarcity.
Yes that’s the one and ONLY issue with this idea
The weapon of choice
I hate how this AI says the word "Enemy"
Enamy 😂
Sounds like sex😂😅
AI pronunciations: 💀
😂
It's not ai, it's just comment engagement bait by the narrator, lots of these recap channels do it 😅
_Mfs really said,_
_3, 2, 1... LET IT RIP!!!_
Underrated comment.said worse by others. Remember the massas can't get jokes hidden in intelligence 😅😂
@ChaoticFibonacci
_Thnx._
_Some also may luck up and jus remember the show. Lol_
lol they would cut each other to pieces with them ambarellas
Nooooo, reallly????
I see you struggle there with umbrella
@@lambo2712I’m sorry but I believe the word ambarellas is actually correct my good sir.
The narrator seems to struggle with the word anamy too, it seems. I don't see an issue.
Struggle is a testament to life, and by that, I think it celebrates life. Signs of struggle means signs of life, and I think that is precious and should be appreciated.
THIS IS OUR LAST RESORT
All the umbrella guys left behind with the archers be like: “Guys you go on ahead…I’m a bit dizzy…” 😂
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My thoughts exactly 😂
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I always loved your minecraft videos
Im just imagining how this would play out in a world where physics make sense.
Asians are very intelligent and that weapon is actually called a blade umbrella and it's actually weapon and yes everything he said this can actually happen and the slope and rain helped increase momentum from the bamboo
@@chrisbryant2867yeah youre pretty dumb i think LOL
Ignoring the racism. The increase in momentum came from the slope, not the rain, and the rain reduced the friction between the umbrella and the bricks. I can not speak as to if rain water can make bamboo more elastic however. Even still this entire scenario is preposterous. @chrisbryant2867
@@chrisbryant2867lmao
@@isaachaley2112Coming from an Asian, I don’t see how “Asians are very intelligent” is a racist statement
It’s not even a false statement Asians make more money and have higher IQ’s on average
How stupid can it be? Director: YES!!!
Looks kinda entertaining enough tbh
It's not stupid if it works 🧙♂️☝
@@Dust_Death
I can make a film with a car jumping from a skyscraper to another and saying it’s not stupid if it works
@@arcan5397 That is a thing in action films! Kinda gets you at the edge of your seat
I would rather watch this then billion dollar show called the rings of power .. it is far more entertaining
New fear unlocked: umbrellas with knives
En a mi "Who are ya'll??"
"We're Mary F'n Poppins, ya'll"
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😂 damn I thought the penguin ozwald cobblepot use his own umbrella as a weapon
thats dumb af
@@megaraptear6631penguin ozwald cobblepot?? 😭
@@percthug you know one of batman's villains
Asian Countries produce some of the best action movies of all time.
If this is your best I'd hat to see your worst 😂
Oh bro the best asia movie...
Do you know Jackie Chan?
Best action bro iam not bragging but I have watched both Hollywood and asian movies alike...Hollywood lacks some sort element altho graphics are good
Its killing me of how ppl cant see that this is sarcasm
_The most amazing thing here is that none of them threw up. 😂_
scrolled down just to find this comment lol
The "ENAMIE" 😂😂
Katya: "did you ever see the um the movie where they uh they use the umbrellas and they do the little like uh they kind of like shimmy down the um the hill with umbrellas"
Trixie: *stared blankly*
Katya: "they have these like metal umbrellas that have um that a like weaponized but they also use them as like little shimmy slides"
Trixie: *stared blankly*
Katya: "nope, ok"
😂😂😂 i came here for this exact reason
Thank God for this comment!!
My spinal chest is paining me o 😂
Yes!! I was looking for a comment like this! Unhhh. What is this movie called?
@@damonlaru8646it’s called Shadow (2018)
This film wasn’t that bad. Great fighting scenes and well written transcripts.
Those guys are basically army of fidget spinners 😂😂😂
basically ,
More like beyblades fr
Bayblade let it rip!
This is What Katya was talking about
I was searching for this comment lol
yesss😂
When I tell you I was about the comment that. I was like, are these the shimmy slides she was talking about years ago???
Пожалуйста, объясните кто такая Катя?
I knew I would find a comment like this as soon as I saw the video 😂
Thats enough shorts for today
The movie name is (shadow)
I've been searching for this movie, where can I download it
@@edigait's on tubi
Scrolling 🤳 just hoping somebody was bouta answer my question thank you for the Movie title (SHADOW) 👏 👏.....people couldnt wait to criticize the short
This voice feels like listening to another kid try to read out loud during popcorn reading time
It's AI, what did you expect.
@@003thezg3 you don’t expect Ai on most videos until you actually hear it lol
Eh Nuh Mee
Thats why engineers are soo important to have in war.
@@christopherm4540 so they can make fun of this concept and come up with something better right?…. Right?
"People transform into sharp beyblade army and invade da E-NA-MY"
E-NA-ME
thank you, these ai voices are so dumb
They turnin like fvcking tornado and still precisely hit the arrow? Darn how high is the writer in this movie.😅
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idk, they spinner pretty slowly
pretty high 😂
They used a "plot guided arrow"
It's a Chinese film, enough said, lol
I like how skilled the umbrella dudes were that they didn't slice allies and themselves spinning down the road and managed to control such a thing.
Bahubali: Finally a worthy opponent.
Our battle will be legendary
That's Tai Lung from KungFu Panda
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@@maxtenny4829its a meme dude. There one funny action sene in bahubali.
*someone pushes a cart in the way and they all end each other on the bladerellas
"We did not realize they would put a hard object in their path, no survivors!" - Their comrades on the hill who slip and fall over each other like a bugs Bunny cartoon as they all run away.
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This is what Katya was talking about 🪆🌈
omg i was searching for a comment like this AHAHAHAHAJA
I love how "Shimmy down the hill with umbrellas" is far from shimmying 😂
OMFG 😂😂😂
@@eduardoespinosa6259 yay! Hi family!
@archon5878 hahahahaha an all out defensive assault is more like it hahahaa
Was actually a pretty decent movie. Would recommend.
I love how they were able to shoot while spinning and stood up straight to fight after spinning along that road for miles. Any sane person wouldn't be able to stand after.
They're not sane but.. the contrary🎉
guess ballet dancers are insane then
@@kinghenrock3598 I don't see no Ballet dance rolling like that in a tight compartment and fight after.
@@kinghenrock3598 get the out of here with that lmao. This is a bad scene and it’s absolutely nonsensical. Look at it. Look at this scene and then hit us with another “ehrm well actually you *could*…” type of comment. Because this is the silliest “battle” sequence or strategy that has ever existed. They would slice eachother to absolute ribbons on the way down and would all be vomiting and unable to stand afterwards. Ballet dancers would still vomit if they were essentially put into a spin cycle as it slides down a hill lmao. Trying to relate a scene like this to reality and give it even a shred of plausibility is legit one of the funniest things I’ve seen.
i just give respect for those weapon design who had a idea for it, and the design is the main hook for the movie.
They look almost completely useless in an actual fight, and just overall really dumb. They don't deserve the respect for this design. It's trash.
@@SatanicBarbeque As a wise man once said "a writers dream is a weapon designers nightmare" when your writing you don't always need the laws of physiques. This would never work in real life, but it's fun to see in a fantasy movie. It's not for everyone but they certainly deserve respect for the design.
@@xavierharris7123it would never work in a fantasy movie either. The only reason any of these morons survived is because the archers don’t know how to aim.
There’s a 2 foot gap between the two beyblades the umbrella boneheads are firing out of. IDK, maybe aim for that?!
Seriously, how do the guys who are spinning on an uncontrollable top have better aim than the guys on the damn rooftops?! This is just stupid.
@@alphastronghold715 Allow me to rephrase what I said. No one needs logic in a wuxia movie.
Dude this feels like an ia battle scenario (combined with the already ai script and narration)
My question is how the hell did they got down the hill without being shredded?
Director gave them immunity
I love the practicality of those umbrella
Me too 😂😂
Movie magic, they don't work like that in real life
they do everything but keep then dry the only purpose of an umbrella
The strongest weapon is only defined by its weakest part. With that much weak spots, these cool umbrellas are best fantasy as well as worst nightmare for the user/maker.
e-ne-my:❌
e-na-na-mi:✔️
First, you don't need AI. You can speak. Microphones exist.
Second, we can see what's happening in the thing we're watching
You do when you're non ESL and you're content farming so many daily videos you physically couldn't narrate them all even IF you spoke the language.
Yup, like the other person said, often what they describe happening, is actually just the AI taking a wild guess at what it thinks is happening.
There's Chinese content farms where they'll have thousands of phones hooked up spamming western websites with this and pro-ccp comments.
Honestly the first time I realised it was China, was when I noticed the AI often randomly decides to give Characters names, but they're ALWAYS Chinese names.
Like you could run the Avengers through the AI, and it would describe Tony Stark as Yuan Xi-Jiang drinking his magic potion to power the iron golem he was gifted by the gods, or Black Widow as Lar-Ping, the beautiful harlot of the Schuong province, on her eternal quest for redemption.
What the AI describes, sometimes has absolutely no relation to the movie.
I was thinking the same thing. It's just a movie clip, only with a dumb AI voiceover going "So then this happened. And then that happened. Then this happened."
lol haysss
I love this creativity ❤
Katya would be so proud
Who???
When i was a kid, i always wonder what would the umbrella looked like if it was a weapon and now here i am, seeing this video
guess you never watched batman...
Is this what Katya was talking about in that one episode of UHNhhh? 😭😂
Oh THIS is what Katya meant! 😂
There's something rather quintessentially British about going into battle with an umbrella. I very much approve. 🇬🇧
Seeing those spinning blade umbrellas move all together like that is so fucking cool. Good advance tbh very cool scene
Imagine sliding directly into the middle of your enemy’s camp hella dizzy lol
Haha... Underrated comment... Thats how it would be in real. 😂😂
@@JamesBond-cv1sd dude THANK you! feels good to be acknowledged lol Anime actions in live action are always funny💯
The penguin would've been impressed with that kind of umbrella 😮❤
"Have you seen the movie where they shimmy down the hill with umbrellas?"
Finally! I’m not crazy! I saw this somewhere years ago and been talking about this movie with weaponized umbrellas and no one I knew what I was talking about and said I was imagining things because they never heard such thing and I started to believe I did but here it is, I’m not crazy!
😊 exactly
It's not even a real video. it's AI generated
I always believed in you
@@hid4 Lmfao. The voice might be AI but the footage is an actual movie
You are crazy, you are imagining this whole thread. This never happened, no one replied. It's all inside your head.
Movie: Shadow
The amount of plot armor it takes to do this without cutting yourself, getting dizzy, or the fact the enemy doesn't have an army to defend in the streets is immeasurable.
This is what Katya was talking about in unhhh 😭🤣
I was looking for this comment
Exactly the comment I was looking for
Wow!
Those are some crazy ways to defend yourself while attacking! 0.0
this seems like an example of "doing too much"
At the start you can see all the friendly fire with those dead soldiers where the enemy couldn’t have reach them.
No potholes saved the day😂
😂 after this weapon stop you can't even stand up , 😢
this is what katya was talking about
I would be embarrassed to join the "umbrella attack" if I were in this army.
Ты бы просто сдох - ничего бы из это не получилось, ни скользить, ни метать лезвия, вращая этот дебильный зонтик.
Thats from the movie Shadow and the concept of the umbrella weapon explores the concept of how the femenine can be used to defeat the masculine following the concept of balance at the same time.
When Kung Lao joined Ninjago
As they shimmied down the hill...
You know
Shimmy down the hill....
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yesss katya reference 🤣
Omg a unnhhhhh reference hahhaha I live 😂
Was literally just looking for a Katya-comment hahahah
this is actually a really good movie, called "shadow". It's about warring China, where assassination happens frequently so lords have to hire doubles (shadows) to live out their lifes
Me after riding the umbrella: puking and disoriented.
Enemy ❌️
Enamy ✅️
It's remarkable how none of the invading soldiers cut each other with their moving blades. Is it the soldiers' skill or the Keller beyblade's ingenious mechanism? 😅
Contains magnets that repells other umbrella sword.
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Riiiight
King's Avatar wants their umbrella weapon back
“Their weapon umbrella” with the “Elasticity”! was magnifico against Tha Enomee!
That weapon in reality would be impractical and in extreme dangerous, still, it looks cool af
I agree with everything but it being cool.
I think it's extremely stupid not cool.
@@valor1omega cool looking, not amazing
After watching this my respect for Bahubali 📈📈📈 😂
Imagine having this kind of weapon and still getting killed
Yeah like steel is so easy to obtain in Ancient China
My man that's not the most unrealistic thing in that scene.
They might have suffered spinning down like that 😂
"Captain, we are being attacked by Beyblades!"
Chinese Bahubali.
This is the comment I was looking for 😂😂
All he did was described what we were looking at already...gee whiz get creative
Thats what it is nowadays ai voice and explaing a film then they milk said film into 30 parts
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. It's like the old Chinese movies with English dub. But only describing the movie.
Would have been funny if he added wacky sound effects to it and some funny comments like using Morgan Freeman's voice say "In all of the stupidity I have seen as god this has got to be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen!"
Movie name plz ?
This may seem silly but if you see the entire movie you would understand this scene it is epic it's a Chinese movie called shadow.
Yeahhhh, nah bro. Whatever the context is, its still silly.
Optimus Primes narration doesnt make Transformers a documentary either.
@@gamer_eza47 i don't get it how did people got so interested in non fiction movies that they can't accept fiction and it's silly things for fun. Why are relating everything to real life.
What's with all the enemas
Yuck I thought it was rain. Super gross.
@@rubberneckinc.8937 oh yeah the movie is how they work
@rubberneckinc.8937 🤣🤢🤮
Nono, but this weapon design is actually genius!!! I love umbrella weapons!
Friendly fire speed run
beyblade was NEVER this serious 😭
SOLDIER : "General, a rain of arrows is keeping us from invading the city".
GENERAL : "You Said,... rain"?
“Ayo I’m dizzy as fuck right now”
-those soldiers probably
😂😂😂😂
commander: umbrella time
soldier: but friendly fire sir?
Cinematography > Practicality
Thats ridiculous.
Lots of Anemy. . 😂😂😂😂
Weapon of choice would be the go for music choice
Bro just killed himself and his teammates
FRIENDLY FIRE 😂
There is also a Chinese movie called 绣春刀, which shows all kinds of Chinese weapons