Josh Makes A Bacon-Wrapped Christmas Ham
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- Опубліковано 22 гру 2021
- The turducken is OLD NEWS! Make your own Habausage with the recipe below! MK # 097
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Time Codes:
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Sausage - 1:26
Sauce - 4:48
Wrap and Bake - 7:39
Recipe:
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Step 1: Christmas Spiced Sausage
Ingredients
* 4 lbs cubed pork shoulder
* 3 tsp Salt
* 1 ½ tsp ground coriander
* 1 ½ tsp ground allspice
* 1 tsp ground cloves
* 1 tsp pepper
* 1 tsp cinnamon
* ½ tsp ground nutmeg
* ½ tsp ground cardamom
1) Whisk spices together and add half of the mixture to cubed pork shoulder. Mix together and run through meat grinder.
2) Add remaining spices and apple cider vinegar to ground pork and mix well.
3) Cover and let sausage mixture rest at least two hours in the fridge.
Equipment
* Small Mixing bowl
* Whisk
* Meat Grinder
* Large Mixing Bowl
Step 2: Pineapple Maple Rum Sauce
Ingredients
* ½ cup pineapple juice
* ½ cup maple syrup
* ¾ cup brown sugar
* 2 shots captain morgan spiced rum
* 1 tbsp dijon mustard
1) Combine all ingredients in a medium saucepan and bring to a boil. Simmer and reduce until glossy and glazy.
Equipment
* Medium Saucepan
* Silicone Spatula
Step 3: Wrapping and Baking
Ingredients
* 1 whole ham
* 8 packs thick cut hickory smoked bacon
1) Encase ham in sausage. Wrap the whole thing in bacon. Wrap in foil and put it in the oven for a long time. Take it out and brush down with glaze and finish in the oven uncovered.
Equipment
* Sheet tray with silicone mat
* Twine?
* Brush - Розваги
Actually, I want Josh to know that I appreciate acknowledging that not everyone has a good household to come back to for Christmas, or may be lonely around this time. I genuinely feel seen, thanks Josh. It makes the load a bit easier to bear.
I felt the same way.
I couldn't have worded it better. I hope you get through as good as possible. That's really all some of us can ask for.
Let's be lonely on christmas together.
@@Munch_Hausen I think that's a wonderful idea. I wish so badly that no one felt this way but it's genuinely comforting to know that you aren't going through it alone. So now, in a way I'm going to have a truly lonely Xmas. :)
Here with ya 👋 i still hope you have a great christmas and a happy new year, greetings from Finland 😊🇫🇮
I really appreciate Josh sharing his stories. My childhood was similar by the sound of it. One fun example is a girl in my 3rd grade class complaining/making fun of the fact that their parents forced them to go shopping for a "gross poor kid" and she picked out shoes that she thought were ugly on purpose... I got the shoes she described for Christmas and I was so scared to wear them to school, but they were the only shoes I had that fit. Fun times.
stop making everyone feel awkward and talk to the people you have a problem with. imagine being a parent with no money and your kid talks like this just cause you tried to do something nice for them
@@brandonrobinson1467 Stop bullying others for feeling open enough to share their stories.
@@brandonrobinson1467 Follow your own advice.
@@brandonrobinson1467 I am sorry that my story made you feel uncomfortable. However, I believe that your reaction says much more about you than it does about me and my openness about my life and experiences. I do not believe you are interested in learning more about me or my life, but on the off chance that some more context helps you and I find some common ground or uncomfortable understanding....my parents were extremely abusive and had nothing to do with the Christmas present program I referenced above. This program was provided by my school and I was enrolled by my teacher who was aware of my circumstances. I am glad that you seemly did not experiences such hardships as a child and have no referenced to empathize with me or others like me. I hope you and yours have a wonderful holiday season.
@@CntRational you find it awkward that someone doesnt want to hear you complain about yourself lol grow up and appreciate things
I appreciate Josh being open about his life. His stories though are why, while I don't have kids, I firmly advocate to my friends and family--if you do Santa in your house, please consider making "Santa gifts" the simpler items. I know too many social workers and nurses and more who have to help their clients explain to heartbroken kids why they get Walmart socks from "Santa" while their wealthier classmates get game consoles and fancy toys or expensive clothes and...we can do so much better and kinder.
That is a great idea!
This. Exactly this.
I would stop lying to your kids about Santa. I think that is what causes most of the trauma. The lie. I found out Santa wasn't real because I caught my mom being the Easter Bunny. It completely rocked my world because they had pushed heavily the previous year that Santa was real when I first asked. Then it was like they gave up and just wouldn't have a conversation with me about why they lied to me. I am seeing a serious disconnect with my nephew and niece now. He has to pretend Santa is real for her and it is making him so bitter.
@@jamer2010 I'll be honest, I 10000% agree with you. My mom is Danish and we grew up doing gifts on Christmas Eve, so I never had Santa, and it legitimately bothers me that parents just obligatorily lie to their kids for that tradition. My previous commentary is for the folks who will say "I loved Santa, I wasn't traumatized, and you can't tell me not to use it for me kids." Because....yeah, I can't. But I can encourage you to think about your kids' well-being and mental health....
@@FoxNimbus From the point when I found out, for me it was just like "Why would I trust anything you say? I have proof you have lied to me before."
C'mon, we have to get Josh on Hot Ones. Let's do this, people.
He'll make Ramsay look like a weenie lol
Let's do this? Explain how I can control FWF content.
Shout out to Josh for sharing the type of childhood stories that I have worked a lifetime to suppress.
LMAO I gave up trying to suppress them years ago, so now I just embrace them and freak out the normies 😂🤣🤣
You got this, Minnesota.
yes! but around 10yr ago (so at 25yo) I started sharing them at clinicals (last bit of college, also on downtime of course) to freak the normies out.....also made some friends who could relate.
The more glimpses into Josh's life we've gotten the more understandable it is why he's such a charasmatic, well liked dude. He talks about growing up with in a poor family and being overweight and he's really not let anything stop him from achieving. You're an inspiration Josh!
Rhett and link really know how to choose the right employers and crew for this. The whole mythical crew seem like funny and genuinely kind people
The commentary is golden. Also, Trevor trying to make Josh less depressing
Much thanks to Josh for representing those of us with traumatic, stressful, abnormal or generally unhappy holiday memories. I appreciate how he so openly and (proudly almost?) admitted that his family’s Christmas wasn’t what people are used to picturing
Josh's story reminded me of this... So our school did this Christmas food drive every year that would go to poor families and my family was one of the ones who would get some of it but my mom didn't want us to get made fun of so she would send each of her three kids with a single can to contribute. And while I was having kids poke fun at me for not sharing very much, my SISTER had this whole other thing going on in her class where like 5 kids brought in ramen packets and this one boy in her class who brought ramen kept repeating the same "joke" over and over again which was "Boy poor people really love ramen huh? Poor people really love eating ramen. Poor people must really love ramen!" So finally my sister just turned and snarled at him "Yeah we do, so shut up!" Anyway, that year my mom saved up and I don't remember what my sisters got but she got me a jar of lemon curd. All in all it was a good Christmas!
Lemon curd? What a twist.
As a lifelong poor person I actually really appreciate Josh's childhood stories. There is some comraderie in it.
Same, but at the same time, it makes me remember my childhood which makes me sad.
The very existence of the Mythical kitchen crew is a true holiday gift. Merry glugmass everyone!
Just imagining Josh as the Saint Nicholas to Trevor's Krampus
The most impressive part for me was the spork cam visiting the WOOD SHOP? I don’t know why it never occurred to me that GMM has its own fully stocked wood shop, especially with all the fun contraptions that make casual cameos, but it surprised me
Ah yes, no movie gets me in the holiday spirit quite like "The Human Centipede"
Isn't there a Xmas part in the first one ? Lol
@Armando Aranda This is the new "Die Hard is a Christmas movie"
Sound awesome going to check it out with my mum on the 25th!
@Armando Aranda movies, as in plural? There's more than one? Ugh!
@@MilwaukeeWoman At least three that I know of.
Josh you made my day man, “make your own traditions, your past does not define you” thank you. The food looks legit….might have to steal for Saturday!!!!
I hope Josh never stops talking about his upbringing--as someone from a similar background, I relate so much and it's comforting to see someone like me doing well and doing what they love.
As a public school teacher, I appreciate Josh sharing some of these tales, as my kids tell me these stories often and it's really upsetting how teenagers really still bully people over material things.
Josh putting humor on it is exactly what these kids do. They try to laugh at these past experiences that traumatized them to cope.
I'm not sure how many of these Christmas stories are real and how many are just a fever dream but I'd get you the whole pirated PDF version of Harry Potter, Josh. You deserve it.
That’s the best way to read Harry Potter-all of the great content and JK Rowling doesn’t get a cent
@Katelyn Becker truly is the best.
@@katelynb5838 Do you know how many used copies of Harry Potter are floating around? Go to literally any half-price books and you'll be tripping over them.
I empathize with not wanting to support Rowling (even if I think it's pointless, she's richer than her own queen and lives in a literal castle, she's set, nothinh you do or don't do can affect her at this point), but you don't need to deprive yourself of physical books. Just get some used copies.
@@ZekeFreek lol well said
@@ZekeFreek maybe not when it comes to money but buying HP stuff (even though it’s from “regular people” and the profits won’t go to her personally) and watching the movies/reading the books, it still shows support for her and her meanings
I've never seen a bacon weave the size of a baby blanket. Until now. My life is complete.
Josh: Turns out there's a Joseph in the old testament and the sequel
Nicole: The sequel?
Josh: Oh sorry, the Squeakuel
I love him 😂
I feel like if I were to make this, I'd make three slight changes to the recipe...
One, I'd go for boneless ham, cause bones just sound like a nightmare with this (even if meat cooked on the bone is generally nicer). Two, I would generally go for a smaller ham, so there's a more even distribution of the three layers. And three, I'd probably try to wrap it up like a beef wellington, instead of trying to layer the ingredients directly onto the ham.
Otherwise this looks super good!
wonderful ideas!!!
But the bones are da flavor
Also what’s the difference between how you wrap a beef Wellington and how Josh wrapped this?
Anything worth doing is worth over doing
Didn’t have Christmases quite like josh, but absolutely hate the holiday because of my childhood. Shout out to waking up alone at age 14 Christmas morning in a hotel room. Thanks josh, I feel seen.
💝
Josh really is getting more insane. He will end up summoning something Eldritch eventually
bold of you to assume he ISN'T the Eldritch horror
I like when Mythical crew doing the champ for “HABAUSAGE! HABAUSAGE!, HABUSAGE!”
Amazing pronunciation by Josh when saying "kom igen Sverige"! 😁💖
Hearing someone say how Christmas or holidays in general arnt necessarily happy for everyone is kinda refreshing in a weird way lol
Episodes like this fill a hole in my soul left behind by BDG's Unraveled. What a good energy
I also took over doing the holiday cooking of a poor family really young, and grew up to be a chef, I relate to this video so much
Ya know, I think at this point we can classify Josh’s cooking as art
A Dark art maybe 🤔
@@TheDatatex3 💯
It seems duct taping a banana to a wall is considered “art” these days, so yeah, Josh is an artist, he’s more creative for sure.
Josh’s ”Kom igen Sverige!” made me unreasonably excited, lol
josh is the EPITOME of chaotic chef. like, the man obviously has so much knowledge about food and cooking but he uses that knowledge to make habausage, and the entire time he exudes this 'the world is ending but it's FINE BECAUSE WE HAVE HABAUSAGE' energy. he's too powerful. himbo adjacent.
Turducken is named for the order that the meat is wrapped, out to in. Turkey>Duck>Chicken. This should be called Bausam. Bacon>Sausage>Ham
This is the comment I was looking for. Yes
Can we have a Christmas dinner with Josh episode too?
I love that Mike Pasley is just in a Santa suit cuttin' wood.
I really appreciate Josh’s sense of humor. As a child of a dysfunctional family, I understand what it’s like to tell a story that you’ve lived with for so long that it’s become hilarious but when you’re done and laughing, everyone just is staring at you with pity in their eyes. It’s either find the funny or turn into someone that’s still blaming mommy for all their shortcomings when they’re 30. I know who I’d rather be…
More than anything I hope Josh makes another video for Christmas like the one he did on Thanksgiving. That video gave me a something to feel less alone and like I had someone around outside of my own head, and it was really meaningful to me in an odd way. I would love to just sit down with Josh and talk with him about holiday traumas and just let him go ham with whatever the hell he wanted to say. For anyone like myself or Josh that struggles over the holidays, I hope you make it through the season. You’re going to be okay.
I was sobbing in the shower earlier so it was nice to come out and find an mk upload to make me feel better. Thank you for being and doing crazy awesome things.
The taste test at the end was peak UA-cam.
There goes Josh hamming it up.
It's a great idea, but personally I'd construct it slightly different.
Butterfly that ham like a chicken Cordon bleu and roulade the sausage inside the ham. Bacon wrap that ham roulade and then roast it.
Would probably be more work, and how do you butterfly a ham (?), but would slice up nicer like a proper roast.
Maybe onion bloom the ham? Fill the cavities with ground sausage?
As a climber that Free Solo reference truly warmed my heart. This episode has been an adventure for the emotions. I never knew that a comedic online cooking show would make me feel this much, but it does. Thanks Josh for being you.
In the late 90s my dad was working as a postman, to cut a long story short, he was stealing from his rounds. The amount that they could prove was shocking, I hate to think how much he actually took. He was arrested shortly after Christmas 97. The police assumed he'd used stolen money to buy me presents, or given me stolen packages (my parents had been divorced for 5 or 6 years at this point, I saw him on alternate weekends but he never contributed, financially or otherwise).
So, police come knocking at our door demanding to know what he gave us. I got a bottle of liquid soap in a Taz shaped dispenser. It leaked everywhere before I opened it.
The police refused to believe that was all I got from him, aggresively interrogated my mother and told us they were going to take the few things we had until receipts were provided.
I still don't trust postal workers and have... feelings towards the police.
For what it's worth, the majority of my christmas' have been nice. We never had much but my mum always did her best. She's the best. Shoutout to single parents on Christmas making it happen.
Merry Christmas!
Glad to hear things good better. My dad switched to buying himself beer all year and no Christmas presents for me before I was 10 as far as I can remember. My Christmases got better after I was 30 and they're good now.
@@MilwaukeeWoman Thank you, and I'm glad things have improved for you. It's tough having a parent that behaves that way, but one way or another we're not alone. I hope you have another good one this year ☺
It's sadly hilarious that the police assumed your father was a good - if criminal - father.
And the joys of Civil Asset Forfiture. If only politicians had the backbone to end it.
ACAB
Thank you so much Josh for making me feel so warm/welcomed around this time of year. Although I never really grew up poor, I did just lose my dad on August 29th due to COVID. So obviously this’ll be my first Christmas without him. I have a lot of people stepping up and trying to help me feel better, but unfortunately 95-99% of them I don’t really connect with that much. So I really appreciate not only Josh, but all of the mythical crew/Rhett and Link for helping me get through the holidays as well as my very few friends that I get to occasionally see.
This is exactly what I needed for the last few hours of my job. 4am mythical kitchen.
6 am here in Ontario Canada buddy!!! Gotta work work work 💪
This is the bravest most beautiful piece of food to ever exist.
When they started screaming "habasauge" I was getting some midsommer vibes. I loved it. Happy holidays 🎊
I don't like how relatable those Christmas stories were, josh.
As a swede, I feel flattered. Happy holidays and merry xmas!
Glögg-skål 🍻
@@Beunibster Glögg-Skål och god jul :)
I really want to give Josh a huge hug and wrap him in acceptance and love.
And bacon
The beginning had heavy Epic Meal Time vibes and I loved it
Glug, at least all the glug i've been familiar with, is usually fortified with brandy as well, along with the spices
Same. But not if you’re a broke college kid.
"This is the way to do it! ... I think ..." Every episode of Mythical Kitchen summed up 😉
Josh is so authentically himself and it keeps this channel alive. I love it
A version of holiday spice pepsi still exists in sweden, its extremely popular and is also sold during easter.
"David's little schmeckel."
Just had a chance to watch this episode and I want to say what a beautiful habahsausage you made, Josh. Your ideas are awesome and I love the way your mind works. Thanks for all you and the Mythical Kitchen do. You have a fan for life.
I relate to Josh's childhood deeply and he is one of my idols. Thank you for being a great inspiration and such an open character josh. Happy holidays
Frank would be proud of the rum Habausage
That's what I thought it was at first when I saw the thumbnail 🤣
I scrolled through the comments so long waiting for somebody to bring up Always Sunny, thank you! lol
@@Kjellina I couldn't just let the opportunity pass me by
I would love to see Josh face off against Matt(Eugene’s partner from try guys) in a without a recipe cooking challenge. Have Link & Rhett and Eugene be the judges.
Full crossover episodes.
Cooking on one channel. Judging on the other.
We could seriously use a Making Stuff with Mike channel.
Less than 3 minutes in and I'm already sharing this video with my entire friends list. Bless you Mythical Kitchen! 🎄
Chanting Habasage to talking about missing rum ham references in less than a second. Got to love that ADHD chaos.
In response to Josh’s daily necessity presents: I still go to my mother’s on Christmas to find wrapped sticks of deodorant and cereal… as a 30 year old man.
I was lucky enough to have presents under the tree, but was also lucky enough to know that it was the memories that were more important. The candlelight services, singing Christmas songs, breaking bread for the stuffing. As an adult, I do enjoy receiving gifts, but take way more joy in giving them. Money does not make a Christmas or any holiday better, it is quality time with friends and family. Things break, fade, get lost or become boring, but relationships are the magic of this time of year. I hope you all have a wonderful holiday with loved ones, be it friends or family,
ah high resolution videos...you get to see the hair in Habausage. One thing I would do different (other than not add hair) it I would have cross hatch scored the ham before coating it; I think this would help the flavor penetrate and give the meat more texture to grab hold to the ham.
This is what I stay up for
Was NOT expecting to hear Josh say something in my language. What a delight!
Nice nod to Indy Jones and the Temple of Doom and the "Kali Ma" chant,
Damnit Josh, everything you do is just the most beautiful trainwreck and I love it.
4:50 quite literally me starting my freshman year of college getting joy exclusively from nostalgia
We do love our Glögg-fests! Just throw in som spices with the warm wine. Add some brandy and you'll be warn through the winter. Happy holidays from Sweden. KOM IGEN SVERIGE!!!! 😊
The Habasge chanting feels like they’re summoning a holiday porcine demon like a pig version of Krampus.
I also relate to the stories. We were poor but my sister and I are the youngest of a large group of cousins. We had enough second hand clothing and toys that we could pick and choose the nicer ones. I remember being really grateful.
The thing I love about Josh is how much he cares about people
Josh is a lunatic and he’s also a very delightful person.
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to Josh, Nicole, Trevor, and the whole Mythical Kitchen crew! 🎄🎅
Definitely using the glaze on our ham! Everything looked amazing!! Thank you Josh, you rock!!
4:50 I got really confused and worried, because I _knew_ Josh was older than me. By, let's say, a bit. And him saying he got the 4th gen pokemon when he was a *"kid"* and enjoyed it as *"a kid"* was like a _uhm excuse me?_ moment.
And then he brought it right back around to normalcy with that stealing Trevor's thunder remark. Gotta love 'em!
Lmao, I didn’t know wrapping necessities as presents wasn’t normal until I said something about it at college and my roommates were like “…wut”
To Josh's Christmas story, I remember when I too took over cooking part of Christmas Eve Dinner, I got grounded, lol. My family are very traditionalist which means they haven't moved past the fifties. When I was 12, my mom asked me to chip in and make carrots since she wouldn't be home for a while, she just wanted carrots boiled in water and every year, they SUCKED. So, feeling creative and festive, after straining them, I added a pinch of powdered ginger, a tbsp of honey, and a couple cubes of butter. She was livid.
“Apron came untied from the emotions.” Me too, apron. Me too.
Love the stories Josh, we all haven’t had the best childhood memories and it helps me deal with mine when people explain some things that they went through.
I would have been your buddy Josh.
This would’ve been the absolute perfect episode to have the best collab possible for these styles of cooking and comedy. Harley from Epic Meal Time. Imagine his and Josh’s comedy styles together while making something covered in bacon. Insane
Yes, YES, give in to the mania, it mirrors and pleases.
I always love the spiced colas. I wish they would bring them back. Fun fact that was in fact one of the original soft drink flavor types. Back in the day you would have different categories of sodas like cream, fruit, and spice. You would then pick the individual flavors out of that category like cherry or clove
I bet you could find a coffee syrup to spice a cola.
"And then we're gonna what? Not repress but actually process our childhood traumas" 😭😂
Love the whole crew! Hope you have a happy holiday season
Undoubtedly the best spork cam ever
Yessss. I used to make jezebel sauce but served it on our charcuterie board. It’s so good!
So I just picked up a meat grinder I'm excited to try this crazy delicious looking idea. Thank you Josh and crew. Merry Christmas and happy holidays.
Woaw woaw ..... My grandparents do a huge run to Costco for xmas for everyone.... I have never been so excited to get cheese and laundry detergent as a gift :)
I just streamed this on the Roku I bought myself for Christmas. Josh, I love you
Did I accidentally become Josh's therapist?
Strong Kalima vibes with the chant. Looks delicious!
When are we gonna get a Mythical Cookbook with all these recipes?
As a Swede, I can confirm - Glögg is amazing.
I think it might be a close race with Josh and Matty Matheson on who plays in raw meat more
Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays Mythical Kitchen crew!!!
A friend and I came up with a similar idea (ham stuffed with sausage, wrapped in bacon) many years ago, and we named it Bamage. It was a genuine holiday delight to see this video!
I need to see an episode where Josh and the Sauce Boss from epic meal time get together to discuss child hoot trauma and swimming in raw meat.