Rapport with Whitney Cummings and Michael Rapaport | Something’s Burning | S1 E24

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  • Опубліковано 22 лип 2024
  • On this blast from the past episode, Whitney Cummings and Michael Rapaport stop by for homemade pizza. I also get a lesson on why washing hands is important AND how to spell Michael’s name correctly. And Whitney’s reminding everyone that strong women STILL belong in the kitchen.
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    Platter Pizza
    Ingredients:
    4 Cups Italian tipo “00” flour or bread flour
    2 tsps. kosher salt
    1 tsp active dry yeast
    1 ½ cups water
    Cooking spray
    1 can whole peeled Italian tomatoes
    4 tbs olive oil
    Toppings:
    Roasted Garlic
    Green Peppers
    Pepperoni
    Onions
    Basil Leaves
    Black Olives
    Green Olives
    Red Peppers
    Fennel
    Buffalo Mozzarella
    Dough Steps:
    1. Combine flour, salt, and yeast
    2. Add water to mix then knead dough
    3. Cover bowl tightly with plastic wrap and refrigerate for 8 hours
    4. Divide dough into 4 sections into oil covered bowls, let sit at room temperature for 2 hours to rise
    Sauce Steps:
    1. Pulse tomatoes through food processor
    Assemble Pizzas:
    1. Stretch out dough ball on floured surface
    2. Spread sauce, basil leaves, and olive oil onto dough
    3. Add Toppings
    4. Bake at 475 degrees for 5-7 minutes
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  • @gregmccarter5253
    @gregmccarter5253 20 днів тому +20

    Can we have a moment to respect the pizzaiolo?
    Surrounded, ignored, but so patient.
    IYKYK

  • @edwardfitzpatrick9363
    @edwardfitzpatrick9363 21 день тому +27

    Somebody think it’s her cooking show 😂

  • @jimross5287
    @jimross5287 20 днів тому +7

    Never thought somebody could talk more than bert, but whitney takes the cake

  • @AreJayMC
    @AreJayMC 21 день тому +17

    bleeping out Neal Brennan's name was absolutely hilarious xD

    • @moseshackett7113
      @moseshackett7113 20 днів тому +1

      Was it Brennan? I was sooooooo sure it was Donnell Rawlings, lmao.

    • @AreJayMC
      @AreJayMC 20 днів тому +4

      @@moseshackett7113 they beep out Neal's name on 2 bears as well just to mess with him.

  • @jjester2313
    @jjester2313 20 днів тому +19

    How they treated the chef speaks volumes about all of them.

  • @Pms000
    @Pms000 21 день тому +9

    On today’s episode two of the biggest interrupters in podcasting with Micheal getting a few words in here and there.

  • @jonjamison4711
    @jonjamison4711 21 день тому +27

    Famous middle-easterner Michael Rapaport! Bert must really want another movie 🤣

  • @GBresto
    @GBresto 20 днів тому +7

    nicest thing you can call Rapaport is a has been

  • @sirhappy9315
    @sirhappy9315 20 днів тому +14

    Rapport is so annoying, and she interrupts more than Bert. Thank God it's only half an hour.

    • @HealthHorror
      @HealthHorror 19 днів тому

      My exact thoughts. From the thumbnail, I thought "why would they get TWO annoying guests with an already annoying host?"

  • @hopfritx5045
    @hopfritx5045 20 днів тому +4

    why are these getting reuploaded dude?

    • @Tucker948
      @Tucker948 19 днів тому +2

      The old episodes were filmed with a podcast company, so for Bert to have rights to them again they are editing them and reposting here on his channel.

  • @aoholsen
    @aoholsen 20 днів тому

    Lmao “Why are you hanging out with an 8 yr old” 😂😂😂😂

  • @sunnyjohansen1958
    @sunnyjohansen1958 20 днів тому +2

    Pizza with brussel sprouts, bacon, garlic, honey, balsamic glaze and goat cheese is amazing!

  • @chandlerpearson9853
    @chandlerpearson9853 20 днів тому +2

    You cannot tell me how to say your name sums Bert up to a tee

  • @javesmatteucci5482
    @javesmatteucci5482 16 днів тому +1

    Whitney Cummings is the only person that can interrupt Bert

  • @moseshackett7113
    @moseshackett7113 20 днів тому

    If I had to guess who's name they bleeped out, IT HAS TO BE DONNELL RAWLINGS, LMFAOO!

  • @RichardKanter
    @RichardKanter 20 днів тому +160

    I'm 47yrs old. $73,000 biweekly and I'm retired, this video have inspired me greatly in many ways!!!!❤️

    • @Ilovemyselfdespitemyself
      @Ilovemyselfdespitemyself 20 днів тому +2

      How did you do it? Do explain please 😯
      My family have been into series of sufferings lately

    • @RichardKanter
      @RichardKanter 20 днів тому +2

      It's Christina Ann Tucker doing she's changed my life. A BROKER- like her is what you need.

    • @RichardKanter
      @RichardKanter 20 днів тому +10

      It seems like Christina doesn't just see trading as a way to make money for herself. She's been actively teaching others her strategies and helping them achieve financial independence too.

    • @WesWeems
      @WesWeems 20 днів тому +1

      Absolutely! I've heard stories of people who started with little to no knowledge but made it out victoriously thanks to Christina Ann Tucker.

    • @JullRamirez-rf1rv
      @JullRamirez-rf1rv 20 днів тому

      I do know Christina A. Tucker, I also have even become successful....

  • @Dmc31
    @Dmc31 21 день тому +6

    He chef in the back like ughhhh stop let me do it

  • @Edizzle15
    @Edizzle15 20 днів тому +4

    Michael rapaport peaked in “next Friday”

  • @jesse7918
    @jesse7918 21 день тому +2

    "It's got mixed cheeses n shit!"
    Clip that shit!

  • @dustinsargent7734
    @dustinsargent7734 14 днів тому +2

    It's like the 3 loudest people all talking over each other all at once. My ADHD struggled on this one 😂

  • @tylerpopejoy1157
    @tylerpopejoy1157 20 днів тому +1

    Whats up with the big cut between the sauce on the pizza and the cheese getting on there

    • @aoholsen
      @aoholsen 20 днів тому

      It’s more cut up and edited than any other episode

  • @nickynunchuck
    @nickynunchuck 20 днів тому +2

    so this from 2017 or something right

  • @gregmccarter5253
    @gregmccarter5253 20 днів тому +2

    Respect.
    Your.
    Chef.

  • @Jerericky
    @Jerericky 20 днів тому +2

    Love hearing people with millions of Dollars complaining about not selling out, woman on the people

  • @starks1974
    @starks1974 20 днів тому +1

    The ending should be just like the end of CHiPs with a freeze frame of everyone laughing...even though the episode was about a child abduction which I never understood.

  • @ianstanbery5144
    @ianstanbery5144 20 днів тому +1

    Love the outside set

  • @MrPopo-bd1ix
    @MrPopo-bd1ix 20 днів тому +1

    Didn't we already see this? Is this a re-release?

  • @bigpandasmith4483
    @bigpandasmith4483 20 днів тому +2

    Main character syndrome episode

  • @TheBobmonfet
    @TheBobmonfet 15 днів тому

    Saw Rappapor at Orlando Improve a couple years ago and he killed it! Keep it up 🤘🏻

  • @joshuachance6108
    @joshuachance6108 20 днів тому +4

    This was the worst episode of somethings burning. What a waste of everyone’s time. Thanks Bert.

  • @baiapluka9737
    @baiapluka9737 20 днів тому +20

    Why having Rapaport ? When you have real comedian who can also think

    • @DoubleKlutchRacing
      @DoubleKlutchRacing 19 днів тому +4

      Also someone who doesn’t tow propaganda

    • @Sofapotamus
      @Sofapotamus 16 днів тому +2

      Why have apples AND pork? Because they compliment each other. Have a nice day :)

    • @DoubleKlutchRacing
      @DoubleKlutchRacing 16 днів тому

      @@Sofapotamus rapaport doesn’t compliment a pile of shit, let alone another human being. Genocide supporting maniac, rapaport that is…

  • @peezdoc
    @peezdoc 20 днів тому +1

    Why reupload this??!!

  • @ZackGaffney-y1n
    @ZackGaffney-y1n 20 днів тому

    Why did Bert say he never did a movie?? It says this was released 7 hours ago but obviously it's much older than that. Anyone know the year this one was made?

    • @numbskull20
      @numbskull20 19 днів тому

      Bert has been re-uploading old episodes to make more money from them. This episode is from 2019.

    • @mastergwaha
      @mastergwaha 15 днів тому

      title says season 1 episode 24

  • @jamesmendoza456
    @jamesmendoza456 14 днів тому

    Dude please have Brad Leone and Josh from mythical kitchen on at the same time, banger episode

  • @brycevarley3234
    @brycevarley3234 20 днів тому

    Why such a short episode?

  • @corykinsel4621
    @corykinsel4621 15 днів тому +7

    Whitney looks like the dollar general version of Scarlett Johansson. I could afford her lol

  • @alma6555
    @alma6555 13 днів тому

    Totally agree! 💯 You can tell who a person is by what they laugh at 21:56

  • @epicbattlekill
    @epicbattlekill 18 днів тому

    Anthony Jeselnik. That's the comedian go to for me,..showing clips,..seeing the reaction LOL ...if you're offended,then you just don't get it LMAO You should just say you hate me already and leave,.. and i'm good with that. CYA :)

  • @loosecard
    @loosecard 10 днів тому

    If nothing else, we've GOT to make some oversized cheeze-its!

  • @kevinoushan5881
    @kevinoushan5881 20 днів тому +1

    Isn’t this an old episode?

  • @JD73RD
    @JD73RD 20 днів тому +9

    I maybe alone here but I have never liked Michael Rapapor… in anything. Ever.

  • @nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555
    @nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 21 день тому +7

    The 3 most unbarable people of alltime

  • @mTechPenn
    @mTechPenn 18 днів тому

    Was this taped 2 years ago and just now uploaded? 🤣

  • @lancertreepuffer
    @lancertreepuffer 21 день тому +2

    I didn't know Mike wasn't a stand up comic 😆 just an actor with too much to say👍🤙

  • @CraigSmith-qq3sr
    @CraigSmith-qq3sr 20 днів тому

    This episode is atleast 2yrs old. Season 2 was over a year ago.

    • @blakeodonnell
      @blakeodonnell 20 днів тому

      The female Brain came out in 2017 😂

  • @tomcheese2045
    @tomcheese2045 21 день тому +2

    Some things are better left in the past

  • @theconservativehusker
    @theconservativehusker 21 день тому +5

    Awesome idea, to have the two most annoying people on the show at the same time. 2 birds, one stone

  • @alma6555
    @alma6555 13 днів тому

    That went left! What the fuck! I got bit by a person

  • @iturnedintoatelescope6075
    @iturnedintoatelescope6075 20 днів тому +1

    Her name is Whit in the title because she interrupts herself before getting to the end of her own name.

  • @wottevva
    @wottevva 16 днів тому

    Bert, you are looking much much healthier, great work bud.
    PS - awesome garden is awesome.

  • @shamusosullivan5650
    @shamusosullivan5650 21 день тому +57

    The 3 voices the internet definitely didn’t want together

    • @pmptytts7
      @pmptytts7 20 днів тому +3

      Go away…

    • @forgivemylaughter
      @forgivemylaughter 20 днів тому

      @@pmptytts7close ur eyes and cover your ears, it’s, the scary, dreadful….truthhhhhhh.

    • @jasonhowell6281
      @jasonhowell6281 20 днів тому +3

      Add Bobby Lee to this. 4 people that love listening to themselves talk lol

    • @Edizzle15
      @Edizzle15 20 днів тому

      Hahaha 🙌🏼

    • @thomasf9478
      @thomasf9478 20 днів тому

      ​@@pmptytts7 no, you.

  • @DavidLeatherwood1517
    @DavidLeatherwood1517 21 день тому +1

    Paula Poundstone was absolutely the funniest woman back in the 90s early 2000s. Shes way more funny than Ellen could ever be. 💯

    • @Bren3669
      @Bren3669 21 день тому

      i think Nikki Glaser has now become the funniest woman of the early 2000’s…at least so far.

  • @mentalmetalist
    @mentalmetalist 21 день тому +5

    Percocet Pudding

  • @irishman7027
    @irishman7027 20 днів тому +1

    She is like ME ME ME ITS ALL ABOUT ME!! I CAN TALK OVER YOU IF YOU WANT ITS ALL ABOUT ME ME ME👎💩🥖

  • @janiebrossmann1178
    @janiebrossmann1178 20 днів тому

    😂😂 🍕🍕😂😂

  • @Najiiboo
    @Najiiboo 20 днів тому +1

    my fav viral video ever is Michael with the cat that looks like Grandma, he's so naturally funny

    • @BasedGod-ey5ee
      @BasedGod-ey5ee 20 днів тому +1

      Mine is how cringe he looks acting in "Murders In The Building"...hardest watch EHHH-VERRRR....thats why its the funniest

  • @seangeazy
    @seangeazy 21 день тому

    Yooooo Mr.Machine

  • @d-puppup
    @d-puppup 20 днів тому

    By Whitney's logic, he contaminated the flour too.

  • @Bren3669
    @Bren3669 21 день тому +1

    is this a new episode or another repost of an old one?

    • @BernieG16
      @BernieG16 20 днів тому +2

      Just realized this is definitely an old episode.

    • @shrutefarms4741
      @shrutefarms4741 17 днів тому +1

      It’s def very old! The machine wasn’t even made yet.

    • @Bren3669
      @Bren3669 17 днів тому +1

      @@shrutefarms4741 i agree that the episode is very old but the making of the machine isn’t a good indicator of what’s old lol

    • @mastergwaha
      @mastergwaha 15 днів тому +1

      season1 episode 24 right in the title

    • @Bren3669
      @Bren3669 15 днів тому

      @@mastergwaha only if you click on it to show the full title, otherwise they hid it well, but good catch!

  • @gregmccarter5253
    @gregmccarter5253 20 днів тому

    i am here for the comedy, but if there is a hill i would die on...... you pay that chef

  • @goDannyayo
    @goDannyayo 20 днів тому +1

    These lefty’s trying to come in to our space! First Kimmel now rapaport

  • @weekileaks23
    @weekileaks23 20 днів тому +1

    Since “The Female Brain” was 2017 this is 6-7 years old. I hate when they do this!

  • @shrutefarms4741
    @shrutefarms4741 17 днів тому +1

    Stop with the hate comments kids. They are all talented, successful and sometimes extremely annoying but who isn’t. Grow up and watch something else instead of spewing insults. It’s a bad habit.
    Ok after watching the whole thing have to admit… Whitney needs to pull it back a bit.

  • @Ie420juggalo
    @Ie420juggalo 20 днів тому

    Juggalo whoop whoop

  • @readheadTV
    @readheadTV 19 днів тому +1

    spiraling

  • @justinshelley57
    @justinshelley57 21 день тому

    rapport and Whitney Cummings with rapport. right.

  • @wendellgee11
    @wendellgee11 20 днів тому

    Better Midler "Mud will be Flung"

  • @daniellehilts8335
    @daniellehilts8335 20 днів тому

    Was this Whitney Cummings pre or post baby??

    • @blakeodonnell
      @blakeodonnell 20 днів тому

      Pre-baby for sure, Whitney’s movie came out in 2017 😅 this is from like 7 years ago

  • @TheeUnpleasantPeasant
    @TheeUnpleasantPeasant 21 день тому +10

    Im not watching this smutt, im going to watch the Tim Dillon one for the 5th time

    • @af631GFY
      @af631GFY 21 день тому +1

      I still want the recipe for percocet pudding. 😂

  • @Yankeehorseman
    @Yankeehorseman 20 днів тому

    The least amount I've ever seen Bert talk ever...😂

  • @MacP2990
    @MacP2990 20 днів тому

    ❤❤❤

  • @AirWindFire
    @AirWindFire 20 днів тому

    So how is Michael after developing food poisoning before our very eyes?

  • @AndrewdrumsOH
    @AndrewdrumsOH 21 день тому +6

    Aren't these old??

    • @jayleehunter8837
      @jayleehunter8837 21 день тому

      think so too Bert& Whitney seem to know each other well here?

    • @anneboostrom2810
      @anneboostrom2810 20 днів тому +3

      He posts one new episode and then posts one of his old episodes on youtube in rotation. I'm glad cause I never saw the old ones.

    • @terryhughes6248
      @terryhughes6248 20 днів тому

      I never saw this one for sure. ​@@anneboostrom2810

  • @kennyallen8828
    @kennyallen8828 20 днів тому

    This was another classic!!!!

  • @danielleahy15
    @danielleahy15 21 день тому +8

    This is the most skippable youtube video of all time. Cant wait to see the dip in numbers on this

    • @TheeUnpleasantPeasant
      @TheeUnpleasantPeasant 21 день тому +1

      They been getting only the coolest of guys on, club random will be next live with the island boys on conch street.

    • @geswho3346
      @geswho3346 21 день тому

      Shhhh! You'll be back for the numbers 😂

  • @craiglandry2032
    @craiglandry2032 15 днів тому +1

    They should rename the show to Adderall talk

  • @IDGF420WTF
    @IDGF420WTF 21 день тому

    Bert kreischers laugh will never get old lmao

    • @Downes_Indrome
      @Downes_Indrome 20 днів тому +4

      What clown world are you from?
      His laugh has been "old" for 5 years 😅

    • @IDGF420WTF
      @IDGF420WTF 20 днів тому +1

      @@Downes_Indrome I'm from a whole different universe 😅

    • @badnewsjp
      @badnewsjp 20 днів тому +2

      It's old within the first 5 seconds of hearing it

    • @Downes_Indrome
      @Downes_Indrome 16 днів тому

      @@IDGF420WTF To each their own... I liked his laugh initially.
      Until I started reading the negative comments.
      After that the laugh began turning more annoying because I was noticing it in a more negative light...
      I should probably stop reading comments and NEVER look at the news again for my sanity 😅

  • @terryhollis1787
    @terryhollis1787 21 день тому

    George Carlin was a genius but come on guys you can’t forget Richard Pryor.

  • @realtalk5931
    @realtalk5931 20 днів тому +2

    Herpaport

  • @rudigomez
    @rudigomez 20 днів тому

    Did Netflix take this idea from you?

  • @grumblestiltskin9099
    @grumblestiltskin9099 20 днів тому +5

    Nah not Rapaport. Disappointed.

  • @JeremyJohn781
    @JeremyJohn781 20 днів тому

    As much as i love Bert and have seen him live, the fact that he OR someone else brings up Patrice O'Neal just brings joy to my heart! WHAT A FUCKING COMIC!!! The man was... and just because I'm dumb... Patrice was a fucking god send to the comedy world!!!! Not only because we was from around my way, But because he was just so fucking raw and unforgiving! RIP to if not just my own the greatest... but one of the greatest of all time!

  • @rsrabinovitz
    @rsrabinovitz 20 днів тому

    Nice. Too short tho

  • @LittleFalls1996
    @LittleFalls1996 21 день тому +1

    I got 5 minutes into this and had to stop everybody shut up no let's all talk at once

  • @Hrossey
    @Hrossey 20 днів тому +1

    🇷🇺 The MACHIIIIIINE! ✅

  • @timmayer8041
    @timmayer8041 21 день тому

    For a hot second, I was thinking hell yeah, Bill & Bert have made up

  • @Mitth.Raw.Nurudo
    @Mitth.Raw.Nurudo 20 днів тому +2

    Three of the most obnoxious loud and upsettingly unlikable people in the same room. Quite an accomplishment

  • @bennyboogenheimer4553
    @bennyboogenheimer4553 20 днів тому

    Welcome to Jimmy Kimmel's back yard.

  • @ThedeadlyOG
    @ThedeadlyOG 20 днів тому +3

    Wow I can tell someone on adderall …

  • @denverbaisden9598
    @denverbaisden9598 21 день тому +5

    Oh god I forgot how much Michael Rapaport suck he made one my favorite shows unwatchable

  • @Mike-fp7nn
    @Mike-fp7nn 20 днів тому +5

    There’s not 2 people on this planet that are more annoying!!! This is so awful. Give it up Bert.

  • @chadheydt8221
    @chadheydt8221 19 днів тому

    Rerun

  • @user-kf5vs1we9j
    @user-kf5vs1we9j 20 днів тому

    Bert: “I’ve never been in a movie” literally made an entire movie about his 20’s and started in it. 😂

  • @jjjjjasonjjjjjackson
    @jjjjjasonjjjjjackson 20 днів тому

    I find it refreshing that Michael Rappaport (with the pronunciation of the T), has not changed since I first saw him.

  • @camj256
    @camj256 20 днів тому +2

    i honestly only know michael rapaport from how bad barstool roasted him

  • @craabman420
    @craabman420 20 днів тому +8

    I can deal with Whitney, but I don’t need both of these two in the same room. Horrible choice Bert …. Why is Rappaport even there?

    • @jessereichert8375
      @jessereichert8375 20 днів тому +1

      Bert must want some tips on how to get that Genoc$de $$

    • @Texan96
      @Texan96 13 днів тому

      Pus

    • @lilb4291
      @lilb4291 9 днів тому

      I prefer rapaport over Whitney. She's too loud and outgoing. She can be pretty funny. Just too much most of the time

  • @joshuaDstarks
    @joshuaDstarks 18 днів тому +1

    I’ve never seen so much comedic cancer packed into an evening.

  • @Kid_Napper303
    @Kid_Napper303 15 днів тому

    Man as a comedy fan I love Bert.....as a germaphobe and lifelong cook.......I can't watch this anymore.

  • @irishman7027
    @irishman7027 20 днів тому

    Bert what are you doing with a p o s like that?????

  • @michaelcooperwoti
    @michaelcooperwoti 9 днів тому

    Is the nzme they're bleeping jamss franco