Simon Wozniak | Have A Word Podcast
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ADAM ROWE and DAN NIGHTINGALE are two award winning comedians from Liverpool & Preston, respectively. They are two of the UK's most highly regarded stand-ups and have both performed all over the world.
Simon Wozniak needs to be on a lock in, would be absolute HOF material
Adam aesthetically looks like he’s turning into Jack Finnigan
Only half an hour in but this is one of those eps where Dan is on impeccable form and it feels like the whole room feeds off of his energy
So every pod then 😂
Isn't that just every episode?😂 some of the guest ones are painful to listen to when Dan's away.
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"I'd rather just get better" - never has Carl said a more relatable thing
WE ALL WANT A MARATHON ADAM 😂😂😂😂
Wozniak is absolutely superb 😭😭
The geezer left everything on the pitch. Bled for the shirt 😂
Hope Finn is going to Venice for Carl's wedding. If it wasn't for Dan's nandos trips, he'd have nothing. Finn is the Ringo of the group
You're in love with Finn
@@merfymacwho isnt
the most correct comment i’ve ever seen. he’s the most unseen member and his 15 seconds every ep are my favourite parts of the pod
@olivia_h08 definitely, you know when he says, growing up in Rhyl is going to be followed by the maddest sentence every spoken. Its great to see him come out of his shell, Adam and Carl are as confident as they come, Dan's an absolute legend and Finns coming into his own now. Great to see the development of the lads, and now wigan head too
10/10 episode. Been on a roll this week 🙏😂😂
Love Woz, he's class can't wait for his own solo show 💚
I was more impressed with Dans F1 knowledge, and Carl’s Simpson’s than Adam’s easy friends questions
Wozniak’s the most exciting comic to watch that I’ve seen for many years.
Seen him supporting Jamie Hutchinson and he was fucking class mate.
@@xProRapidZzz Saw them both at Hot Water last night. Both incredible. I just love how Simon can have me crying laughing while being genuinely concerned for his well-being lol Then the way he breaks the tension at the end is just perfect. I really hope he gets the recognition he deserves.
Adam couldn’t be more wrong about not losing weight lifting weights 😂😭.
Need a strict diet if you just lift weights
Changed fuck all about any aspect of my life other than doing some weight lifting and lost 10kg in 6 months and look way better and feel better.@@10blittz
@@10blittz so so incorrect burn more calories lifting weights for an hour than running for an hour
Came here to find someone mentioning this, eyes were twitching listening to him 🥲
why he's still a fatty.
''You havent got a gooch, thats just your lower forehead'' hahahaha
"She flashed you her biff then went to York??" 😂😂
New special idea: Come Dine With Me: The Comics. Go round to Freddy Quinne, Simon Wozniak, Adam and Dan's houses and rate their cooking and evening entertainment.
Freddy has just moved into his new house so it might be clean for once
@@DaveEd2499. he might even have a light in his toilet.
@@garethshottin I wouldn’t go that far
58:50 Carl “or yanny” underrated frfr
It’s just clicked. Wozniak is literally Dave off the Royle Family
Alright, I’ll f*cking comment and like and ring the f*cking bell. Sick of you telling me what to do. 😂
Haha nah seriously, f*cking funny these lads. Cheers for making my journey to work fun.
Dan, as someone who struggles massively with ear infections, if you haven't already, go to the Liverpool hearing centre on Rodney Street and get microsuction. It will clean your ear out and then they'll be able to see if theres any infection
Can’t believe when Dan said Laura flashed her biff then went to York no one did the ‘you will never get this’ bit from Borat
You lads are mad, having a wife who's as much, or maybe even more into the footy than me is class, never get any shit for watching! We spend our anniversaries watching footy all day at a pub
I've got an exam for work coming up at the minute, my Mrs will sit and watch soccer Saturday and text me scores while I'm studying 🤣 she didn't even like footy until the 2018 world cup but that summer changed everything
I'd honestly love a bird who likes footy. Would be a nice change
At a glance, the logo on Adam’s hat looks like the very hungry caterpillar. Saw it in first minute, spent whole episode double taking
I'd just like to personally thank Simon Wazniak for lifting a weight off of my shoulders. After watching this episode I now think my drinking rituals and habits aren't that bad 😂 writing this whilst enjoying a bev, now guilt free.
Adam doing his prime Joey Barton impression 😂😂
10/10 guest. Love Woz
I love Saturday mornings ! 😂😂😂
As someone who works in a petrol station a pump allows 2 separate transactions on it so actually you could park up but if you’ve already put fuel in then typically you should just go and pay no matter where you’re parked. It’s just quicker and you can just drive around them, garages are designed to allow a car length in between the two islands of pumps
Can we all please go follow Simon Wozniak I need an hour show 😂
Thinking of the Hillsborough 97 and their families today
No way finns wearing a CVC shirt love that
Wozniak was amazing! 😂
Of course this was going to be a smasher of a pod with Wozniak.
Recommend Shogun for a new Series. Right up Sensei's street.
Got yourself another follower Simon!
Can't believe they was able to get Woznigoat on the couch
Dan with a French Crop. 😂 😂 😂
2:14:42 drove past this fella in the middle lane myself that Friday on my way home from work, was somewhere between 18 and 16 and I must have been there just as it happens cos I think I was in traffic for like 5 mins before I got to him
Adam fast becoming Hack Finnigan with his new look
Thanks fellas
Only halfway through, but my word is this episode a blinder 😂
Portland is in Oregon, Dan.
Think you could have Jamie say some of Simon’s lines about his life and you wouldn’t bat an eye 😂 not sure if that’s a good thing but it’s funny 😂
Carl looks good in the manscaped box
Lifting weights will result in you burning calories for longer due to muscle repair and subsequently holding more muscle on your body will boost your metabolic rate. But any exercise you enjoy and can do consistently is great
Pap and wave, classic game for the ages. Not even gimpy
Hall of fame for Woz from this episode alone - the deep distaste for every aspect of life is unparalleled comedy
11:18 can’t believe the Snuts slander here fellas
I agree with Carl. Move the car to a parking spot if your going shop. Head wreckers
Why are the hosts not looking into the camera at the start when their talking about the tours?
Looooved the first half first time I've seen woz dunno if it's an acquired style of comedy
Saw him support Jamie H, he's very good.
If you get to see his 20 minute club set, it treads that fine line where you’re pretty sure it’s all for comic effect but there’s an unshakeable sense that he might be actually having a break down and could just end his career right there in front of you.
He’s amazingly funny if you can handle the ride.
best day of the week🔥
It feels like Simon tried to recreate the tone of Jamie’s first episode 😂
Woz the OG 🔥
That’s mad how Laura’s not invited to carls wedding! Wife’s unfortunately, must be included when you invite someone. You can’t split married couple like that; we are one entity after marriage Carl. You’ll learn that!
Hahahahahahahaha we can literally do whatever we want. We’re going to Venice with our friends for an intimate wedding, then having one at home that everyone can go to.
🤣🤣 hope Adam turns up with Laura
It's his wedding, he can do what he wants 😂
@@jamesthornton3539alright he’s not gonna marry you instead mate
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Why when yous were talking about Paul Ince did I think you were talking about Paul Foot? The Laura comment made me google it 😂
I live in Portland (Oregon). They don't stand by while folks fight. They just aren't around. Also, we can't be arrested for having a small amount of drugs on us; they just take them if they see them. That is being overturned, however.
Southport south liverpool😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂good 1
Dan's hairline special. Coming soon. I really enjoyed Dan's special hairline courtesy of Adam. 😂😂
Really felt his pain Talking about his leg break. Broke my wrist just over a year back, and the worst bit was when they did the manual bone reset. 🤢🤢🤢
My best mate was with a girl for 6 months. He got with her pretty quickly after meeting her and she moved from Newcastle to Liverpool to live closer to him and try and make the relationship work - then she fully said the N word and other racial slurs out loud in the middle of a pub in Liverpool and tried to excuse it by saying “it was a game I was playing with my mates on holiday to name as many names you could call a black person”. Never saw it coming, thought she was sound before that. Turns out people can hide the fact they’re a massive racist pretty well 😅 1:08:30
Adams right the law is called "mutual combat" and quite a few places have it if both people agree to fight the police won't stop in until someone hits the floor. Something like the rules in ice hockey 🤷
Helping with that algorithm
Class
Mornin meht
Wozniak is hilarious
Sorry to be a nerd but all roller coaster go off moment from the lift hill or launch like Rita the only other mechanic is the brakes.
Lifting weights is great for losing fat. Not only do you burn calories lifting weights but building muscle will mean you gain muscle mass, which will increase your resting metabolic rate, burning more calories by just existing basically 👍🏼
Morning mehts
Although I totally agree with Carl when it comes to if I let one I have to let all the rule we've made for our wedding next year is if their married they can bring a plus one if their not then no plus one
Always good to see Woz. Great comedian but worry about his mental health 😂
Strength training helps you lose weight and keep it off by building muscle tissue. The more muscle mass you have, the higher your metabolic rate tends to be. More muscle also helps your body burn more fat than muscle, which is important if you want to lose weight and keep your strength.
Need simon to get to 10k so he is forced to do an Hour!!
He is now on just over 8.000!! Fuming can't wait till he is forced to do an hour when he hits 10.000
Does a rubber duck with chandlers head on it drown its self in the bath?
Wozniak causing murderrrr! 😂
Al Gore Rhythm 🗿
No snuts disrespect
Tomorrow Morning..
Can we make dan get a full on Ginola
WHEN U GETTING A GOAT ON THE FAB ORANGE SOFA MILO MACABE
FAB POD 🎉 PATREO
Weight lifting loses more calories then cardio, as far as I've been advised
When you build muscle you burn fat to feed the muscle growth. Lifting weights burns fat
Can somebody tell Adam we know he’s copying Alfie browns hair after the tour. And he looks like a gay Alfie brown😂
You can lose weight with weights. But everyone is different being a naturally athletic build. Light to average weights plenty of reps working every muscle two sets tones you up. There is a certain way. Heavy dead lift shite does nothing. To lose weight
Mate if you’re trying to lose weight lifting weights, you’re doing it wrong, you should be using it as a way to build muscle. Changing your Calories and cardio is gonna lose you weight, but yes doing heavy sets of 1-3 reps isn’t gonna get you mega jacked.
@@mattjones7437 well what seems to work on me going by everyone saying have you lost weight. Is 7.5kg. doing everything. left right 1 dual lift left right 2 dual lifts. Going up to 5 on the dual gets harder and harder. Really works on me.
Pure Coke makes you need a shit it's not just what it's cut with
thats why i prefer pepsi lmao
No, that'll be the baby laxatives they cut the coke with 🤣👌
Weight lifting does make you lose weight as it burns calories, when you lift you tear the muscle fibres which the body needs to repair doing so burns more calories, when you have more on your frame, muscle burns more calories than fat, so you do lose weight but lifting weights, it’s also got a more lasting effect due to EPOC, cardio burns calories but once you stop the burning calories stops, EPOC after a weights session can last up to 24 hours. EPOC is Excess Post-exercise Oxygen Consumption.
You burn more calories lifting than doing cardio fact
Adam hurting my head with the fitness advice 🫣 lifting weights = more metabolic tissue = more weight lost
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Lost 10kg in 6 months not changing any other aspect of my life just by lifting weights. Adams chatting shit.
I reckon Adam would smash it on Richard Osmans House of Games.
Has Dan got bed bugs? Looking at his left arm in the second hour, they look a lot like bed bug bites.
Your hair line is four fingers above your eyebrows.
Tell that to King Charles 😂😂
Ffs Adam, talking as if Louis just dropped a new special. Just bought it on Louis's website... but it was from 2022. Saw it years ago. 🫡
Morning mehts