Dsp seems like a great person. The number of times his opponent beat him is huge yet he still always says “wow, you’re a great player” to them. Amazing sportsmanship.
Even though he always loses (well technically wins) because of online lag and/or illegitimate tactics, he’s such a good sport about it because he’s very intelligent and mature.
He keeps blocking the start of a combo and then he attacks in the middle of it. Then he complains that they're just spamming and their attacks beat all his attacks. Like duh Phil, they're doing a combo and have advantage. If you don't know the matchup you can't just randomly try to steal your turn back like that and then complain that everything they do beats you.
This food is so regarted that he will openly stream himself losing or dying from something and then try to receive the narrative of reality we just witnessed with whatever hilarious pignosis (maybe himself to protect his fragile massively inflated ego) everyone but mostly the dentedskulls into believing whatever BS his final word brain could muster up in THE moment......gin soaked being TBE reason why he calls it spam lag or fra.e drop, are the only possible lies he can come up with hahaha it shows how low his IQ is getting
To be able to consistently use the excuse of "That's not what I pressed, it gave me [blank] when I wanted to do [blank]" for years is absolutely incredible.
He even did that in training mode and blamed, you guessed it, the joystick . Its such a weird cope since he doesnt replace the stick or switch to a controller because he knows the inputs drops because of mashing , something he also admitted to when playing MK1. He is such a strange specimen.
The fact that hes mashing during strings is hilarious...😂😂😂 then he gets mad when he gets clipped thats like mashing during Bryan's 1,2,1 and gets mad when the last hit counter hits him..😂😂😂
hes giving a genuine and robust meaningful experience, while also playing a character those who like to see him rage enjoy. We should all give him a 6 figure salary immediately for this hard work ack ack ack
That King at 10:43 That was satisfying. "It's lack of character knowledge" on a character he played for multiple streams and has played in multiple Tekkens lolol. You can't make this shit up.
That's not even the worst part. If you or I go up against a king, we'll have to go to the replay or training or look up stuff in order to learn things about characters. He simply has to ask his chat to look it up while he's mid match. He blames knowledge checks as if they're the problem. No, you're the problem for not learning it lol.
phil is incredibly unintelligent and cant learn for some reason, when he plays pokemon you would think he has never played a pokemon game ever, then you see holy shit he played a bunch of pokemon games before he was on stream playing pokemon 5 years ago for example, how can you suck at a childrens video game so badly that at 40 years with atleast half a decade of experience, the average 8 old playing the game for the first time would destroy you.
He literally called King a broken character lmao he wasn't broken when Phail used him though, they just released a super secret no one even knows about patch just because he stopped using him to make him broken
14:43 I've played fighting games in a competitive level for over 18 years, and I've played the Tekken since Tekken 2, and in all those years have I never seen someone so braindead that they accidentally use Yoshimitsu's seppuku stab in the middle of a match. Only DSP is capable is that level of idiocy. Absolutely mindblowing.
Lmao, I am laughing so hard at your comment (Had to Google this) Edit: Yoshimitsu will stab himself in the abdomen before collapsing. If the opponent makes contact with Yoshimitsu's sword when it passes through him, they will suffer damage.
Dont forget his 3 move flowchart that he proudly calls a “mixup”. Or admitting himself that he doesnt know the matchup, yet its somehow the opponents’ fault. Or being astonished by the fact that his low got launched by a low crushing move. Etc etc, i’d say accidental seppuku is the least of his misdeeds lol
This is what makes me believe that this is all an act on his part, which is even sadder He thinks this is entertaining to people who don't actively dislike him
He does have some awareness at least just not in the right way. Like when he's fighting the Lee late in the video and says, "He's not good he didn't even do any combos." Then the lee immediately combos him for like half his health and he cries, "Look at this BS off of just one comb--(realizes what he just said)--FUCK THIS BULLSHIT!"
Phil: "How do I stop this GARBAGE?" Oh I don't know, Phil, have you tried going into training mode and having the AI repeat the moves that give you trouble? It might help you figure out counterplay. ... Never mind, he banned me already. Damn.
True, that's the other option! But, regardless of how you slice it, he'll never actually try to improve beyond what his chat suggests to him. And even then it isn't guaranteed. The point of what I said is: he has genuine ways to improve and won't take them.@@ishspringer
Out of context dood! They also aren't timing anything and just somehow always guess right while Fill always guesses wrong. And they have better connection which means they benefit from the lag. As well, they also have a worse connection which also means they benefit from the lag. Nothing was earned. These guys are just a bunch of scrubby pattern players that cheat. No skill. KAH MAHN!!
I popped in his stream to see what it was all about, and man I thought people were just cutting parts of him raging but he's like this 24/7 and its sad. Doesn't help that he has a bunch of stans dickriding his every move too. Truly a weird world we live in.
Fill is absolutely the most insufferable bundle of sticks on the internet. It's truly amazing how everything they do is somehow a counter to his move, almost like they're better players than him?!?😱
Seriously. I'm not a Yoshi main (Deathfist enjoyer here) but he's such a cool character with some crazy stuff. He's really fun to fight against too. My favorite set so far in Tekken 8 was against a Yoshi.
@@richardsinclair7661fr a competent yoshi is a really good showcase of why tekken is so good. It just feels like they actually express themselves through a character.
he rages pre break till break does a "sneaky" pull ahhffstream comes back from break and rages till wrap up only raged 2 times. proved you wrong mohrans snort
Tekken is one of SEVERAL fighting games where you CANNOT do combos from button mashing. Trust me, I have a terrible habit of mashing my combos out from time to time in certain games. So here, I cringe SO hard every time Phil complains about mashing. *snort*
It really bugged me when he said he couldn't punish devil jin's dive kick, while trying to hit him as he moved out of range before the attack was even over.
I love that anger when he's yelling at the guy to "come here", as if he's about to go all out super serious, and this rage boost power up led to absolutely nothing. Just lost as easy as the round before.
Don’t often comment on these, but the Sons of Kojima hit the nail on the head when they said that fighting games are Phill at his “best worst.” It’s like he becomes an entirely different person when he plays Tekken. In other words, I plan on getting Tekken 8 soon as I want to see how it’s like following Tekken 7.
I watched his stream for the sake of it since I play Yoshimitsu. It's horrid. Dude abuses Yoshi's rainbow throw constantly then complains when he can't break throws. 💀 There was also a Paul main that completely wrecked him. The guy was a solid player. Yet DSP kept calling his win "unearned". Can't wait to see him try to get his way into Purple Ranks. He won't get far after that.
If his opponents can throw break consistently. I don't think phil could win any of his games. also love your videos helped me learn some dmc4 techs but still not good enough lol.
@@FuncrusheRR Yeah he's gonna have a hard time if he ever reaches to Purple Ranks, hell even upper Red ranks will give him trouble. Also thanks man. Glad you like my content.
ive never played tekken before and it was crazy watching dsp go up against another yoshimitsu and seeing all the things the character is capable of he plays every match the same way
@@rockmanraiden6627 it's amazing to me this guy wants to win so badly and yet refuses to use most of his character's movesets from either laziness or some insecure fear of being a scrub
@@excaliber2010 Yoshimitsu will stab himself and collapse. However, the opponent suffers huge amount of damage if his sword makes contact after the Seppuku.
DSP : Support is really slow but you guys are enjoying it so why aren't you paying me? Also DSP : This is trash gameplay, this sucks, I can't do anything, it's lack of character knowledge
“I let you get away with so much 💩” Did Ackdolf Pigler really just say he let them get away with winning?😂😂😂 8:30 another ack ack ack to add to the collection next time Pigroach’s denial kicks in that he doesn’t ack ack ack.
I love this. The switch up lol. Every other round it's "insert bs thing characters can do". But its the lag the second he queued into someone playing yoshi too lol
30:53 Phil claims the guy didn’t do a combo. 31:00 Phil admits the guy does combos, but doesn’t want to admit it completely, so he defaults to “F this!”.
"Pigroach Salt Mines in Renton This idiot salt mine holds the distinction of being the largest salt mine in the world. It is located 1800 feet from the gate of his gated community. For perspective, that’s just 15 feet shorter than the CN Tower in Toronto! The salt was once deposited 400 million PERFECTS ago by an ocean of good samaritans, in a multitude of fighting games."
As much as I love tekken. It’s extremely healthy to step away and don’t take losing too seriously. Phillip takes it extremely personal. Crazy manchild syndrome
3:43 I like how he's yelling "How do I stop it I can't stop it," accidentally stops it by spamming 2, then gets hit again and can't process that he just learned how to stop it lmao
he'll admit he knows nothing about tekken but won't accept that maybe actually he's thinking about the game entirely wrong and the things he thinks are spam are actually extremely intentional
I'm going to point this out again. Does this sound like a guy with a happy marriage? Does this sound like a person who gets laid? No. He's so regarded that he doesn't know what Frame Advantages mean. Frame Advantages in fighting games refers to the difference in recovery time between the attacker and the defender after an attack is executed. If the attacker recovers faster, they have a frame advantage, allowing them to act before the defender can, potentially leading to further attacks or pressure. Conversely, if the defender recovers quicker, the attacker might be at a disadvantage, leaving them vulnerable to counterattacks. This tart can't figure that out and that's why he's never allowed in the fgc with us.
Dsp seems like a great person. The number of times his opponent beat him is huge yet he still always says “wow, you’re a great player” to them.
Amazing sportsmanship.
Just cheel and phasitive vibes dood
The mark of a true professional? The ability to take that L well.
have you seen his mom-wife? she's even greater!
Even though he always loses (well technically wins) because of online lag and/or illegitimate tactics, he’s such a good sport about it because he’s very intelligent and mature.
It’s because his opponent’s play style was so good that Phil couldn’t lie about it.
"He's just pressing buttons."
"I didn't do anything."
Wow, jeez, Phil. I wonder why you lost.
I can't believe his opponent pressed buttons, how dare he not let him win by doing nothing
"I never attack, never pressed forward"
"just pressing buttons".
He says as he walks forward twice, after getting hit.
Not sure what player he was referring to 🤪
But he's right. All the time. Right? 🤔 😂
He keeps blocking the start of a combo and then he attacks in the middle of it. Then he complains that they're just spamming and their attacks beat all his attacks. Like duh Phil, they're doing a combo and have advantage. If you don't know the matchup you can't just randomly try to steal your turn back like that and then complain that everything they do beats you.
Get hit by literally anything = spam
Imagine if a fly hits him...
Smash jab
*walks into hwoarang launcher
spam! spam! spam!
This food is so regarted that he will openly stream himself losing or dying from something and then try to receive the narrative of reality we just witnessed with whatever hilarious pignosis (maybe himself to protect his fragile massively inflated ego) everyone but mostly the dentedskulls into believing whatever BS his final word brain could muster up in THE moment......gin soaked being TBE reason why he calls it spam lag or fra.e drop, are the only possible lies he can come up with hahaha it shows how low his IQ is getting
@@DubberRucks "Floaty ass hits dood I can't stop them"
To be able to consistently use the excuse of "That's not what I pressed, it gave me [blank] when I wanted to do [blank]" for years is absolutely incredible.
He even did that in training mode and blamed, you guessed it, the joystick . Its such a weird cope since he doesnt replace the stick or switch to a controller because he knows the inputs drops because of mashing , something he also admitted to when playing MK1. He is such a strange specimen.
The fact that hes mashing during strings is hilarious...😂😂😂 then he gets mad when he gets clipped thats like mashing during Bryan's 1,2,1 and gets mad when the last hit counter hits him..😂😂😂
I would like your comment my friend…but you have 69 likes 🤣🤣
Phil and Dale (LTG) are probably 2 of the worst to ever pick up a controller. It's like they were born to suck at everything they try
They're literally the same person
To be fair to Dale, he's not like, the worst at this game. But he's absolutely a little bitch about it
@@calebstout1493 That's an utter lie.
LowTierGod is the black one.
@@LordTyph are you sure?
somehow I find LTG more entertaining even in his suckage
Remember, it's simply a _cHaRaCtEr_ to entertain the kids
And at the same time it’s him just being himself lol whatever narrative helps him the best that day
100% Garbitch
hes giving a genuine and robust meaningful experience, while also playing a character those who like to see him rage enjoy. We should all give him a 6 figure salary immediately for this hard work ack ack ack
@@Chungus36000 or, as Cobes would say, a six celery figure
But I thought he wasn't a children's entertainer!
That King at 10:43
That was satisfying.
"It's lack of character knowledge" on a character he played for multiple streams and has played in multiple Tekkens lolol. You can't make this shit up.
The character where he calls out EVERY wrasstle wrasstle move by name
@@austin9568AuraMasterDX No need to call me out like that...
That's not even the worst part. If you or I go up against a king, we'll have to go to the replay or training or look up stuff in order to learn things about characters. He simply has to ask his chat to look it up while he's mid match. He blames knowledge checks as if they're the problem. No, you're the problem for not learning it lol.
phil is incredibly unintelligent and cant learn for some reason, when he plays pokemon you would think he has never played a pokemon game ever, then you see holy shit he played a bunch of pokemon games before he was on stream playing pokemon 5 years ago for example, how can you suck at a childrens video game so badly that at 40 years with atleast half a decade of experience, the average 8 old playing the game for the first time would destroy you.
He literally called King a broken character lmao he wasn't broken when Phail used him though, they just released a super secret no one even knows about patch just because he stopped using him to make him broken
"you did not win"
A grown man
😂😂😂😂
a soon to be 42 years old man saying this
@@mauriciohiure2192 42 in years. 8 in intellect 🤣🤣✌️
Game: YOU LOST
I've seen better behaved 8 year olds though. 🤔 😂
Half hour videos are back 💀💀💀💀
You spoil us memo
How you upload everyday without a pignosis detox , is truly amazing
it was only a matter of time. phil couldn't avoid fighting game salt forever and neither could we. big ups for another fun mini-movie
Half hour of the pig being roasted. 🍳 🔥 🐖
TMDWU
14:43 I've played fighting games in a competitive level for over 18 years, and I've played the Tekken since Tekken 2, and in all those years have I never seen someone so braindead that they accidentally use Yoshimitsu's seppuku stab in the middle of a match. Only DSP is capable is that level of idiocy. Absolutely mindblowing.
Lmao, I am laughing so hard at your comment (Had to Google this)
Edit: Yoshimitsu will stab himself in the abdomen before collapsing. If the opponent makes contact with Yoshimitsu's sword when it passes through him, they will suffer damage.
I went back and played Tekken 1-5, if you went comp beack then you were just different, I don't know how tf you guys played it. Lee destroyed me.
Dont forget his 3 move flowchart that he proudly calls a “mixup”.
Or admitting himself that he doesnt know the matchup, yet its somehow the opponents’ fault.
Or being astonished by the fact that his low got launched by a low crushing move.
Etc etc, i’d say accidental seppuku is the least of his misdeeds lol
and then he said he lost the round because of lag lol
Bro even yoshi is done with him. The ai picked out exactly that input. It WANTED to seppuku rather then suffer Phil's control any longer
Idk how he cant see how terrible it looks for him when he acts like this and then turns around and says he enjoys the game.
He bans anyone who points it out. That way he doesn't have to know.
@@Dragon_Lairliving in that 10 year bubble
This is what makes me believe that this is all an act on his part, which is even sadder
He thinks this is entertaining to people who don't actively dislike him
@allace5239or, and stay with me on this, he is an egotistical sociopath
He does have some awareness at least just not in the right way. Like when he's fighting the Lee late in the video and says, "He's not good he didn't even do any combos." Then the lee immediately combos him for like half his health and he cries, "Look at this BS off of just one comb--(realizes what he just said)--FUCK THIS BULLSHIT!"
Let’s not forget, this man’s 42 years old with a business degree (supposedly)
Yeah. Fill graduated from the Wimp Lo Academy of Business. "I am bankrupt, making me the victor".
(Machewur adult)
A business degree probably printed off the internet.
@@crazyworld54321nice Kung Pow reference!
Did he get that at helicopter school?
"If your opponent keeps spamming a move, you're spamming a mistake."
Foxygrandpa
Phil: "How do I stop this GARBAGE?"
Oh I don't know, Phil, have you tried going into training mode and having the AI repeat the moves that give you trouble? It might help you figure out counterplay.
... Never mind, he banned me already. Damn.
He doesnt even need to do that. Theres a replay feature that tells you exactly how to deal with things hes just lazy and incompetent
True, that's the other option! But, regardless of how you slice it, he'll never actually try to improve beyond what his chat suggests to him. And even then it isn't guaranteed. The point of what I said is: he has genuine ways to improve and won't take them.@@ishspringer
Bee-anned bee-anned be-anned. Git bee-anned for that!
Or how into training mode AS THE CHARACTER and have the AI block. Check frame data and whether you are positive or negative...
He makes 0 effort to correct his mistakes, even when a lot of the time he knows exactly what he's doing wrong, and how to fix it.
I guess the only thing you have to do to beat Phil is mash buttons lol those guys always beat his ass
Out of context dood! They also aren't timing anything and just somehow always guess right while Fill always guesses wrong. And they have better connection which means they benefit from the lag. As well, they also have a worse connection which also means they benefit from the lag.
Nothing was earned. These guys are just a bunch of scrubby pattern players that cheat. No skill. KAH MAHN!!
Phil's not wrong though. He IS pressing buttons. Just in the wrong order/timing. 😂
Don't forget about all that laaag
“I have NO clue what’s happening, but it’s definitely spam!!” lol
32:45 "This battle replay has been added to your favorites." I legit had tears in my eyes from laughing to hard.
I guess he loved that match lol
Samesies
🤣 I’m glad someone else caught that too! I was dying laughing man
Could you imagine being his wife and having to hear his incessant yapping echoing through your home for hours on end?
No, I can't. I can't imagine at all how embarrassing it must be for Kat. I pity her.
It’s hard to hear pigroach crying and screeching against the sound of getting her cheeks clapped by Tyrone LOL
I can’t imagine being dented enough to marry Phil in the first place
I can only assume she eats to cope with the stress.
Don't worry, she's out most of the time gettin' blacked anyway XD
Dude I love nothing more than how he deems his opponents "horrible people" during his tantrums.
Dude's convinced he's Teflon coated at this point. 😂
I popped in his stream to see what it was all about, and man I thought people were just cutting parts of him raging but he's like this 24/7 and its sad. Doesn't help that he has a bunch of stans dickriding his every move too. Truly a weird world we live in.
Many of those dick riding are LARPers-- detractors pretending to be fans. It's a weird world indeed
But he was just bragging about how good he was getting. This guy.
He does that with every fighting game I've seen him play. And as always it's always lag or they're spamming and he can't react because it.
@@Impiousmember What is this punch? I dont know how to stop this punch ! Its a mix up punch! ROFL!
Him saying "I don't know how to do xyz..." and not taking it as a clue he needs to go do homework is the best part. He'll just keep doing it.😂
I know there is some poor Yoshimitsu main convulsing on the floor hearing this swine whine out "It stuffs everything! I have not options!"
Fill is absolutely the most insufferable bundle of sticks on the internet. It's truly amazing how everything they do is somehow a counter to his move, almost like they're better players than him?!?😱
Right? Almost like THEY have studied counters to characters and learnt their movesets. But no, that's not possible, they're spamming! 😂
I wish they would ban phil from playing my main hes making yoshimitsu look like a clown
Now you know how us King fans felt.
That's why you use Nina or Azucena...he'd never touch them.
@Slimd613 He would never use a female character, he's married dood can't look at other women ack ack ack
Seriously. I'm not a Yoshi main (Deathfist enjoyer here) but he's such a cool character with some crazy stuff. He's really fun to fight against too. My favorite set so far in Tekken 8 was against a Yoshi.
@@richardsinclair7661fr a competent yoshi is a really good showcase of why tekken is so good. It just feels like they actually express themselves through a character.
Don't worry guize ff7 rebirth will save the channel
For sure doood! If not then the next game after that fooor sure will, or maybe the next one after that
I'm going to give this adult a piece of my check for playing video games
i GUARANTEE phil's gonna be weird when he get to costa del sol if some of the girls are in swimsuits, cuz "muh wife"
i saw in his chat one of his whales said they are going to make sure phil hits the hat goal every ff7 rebirth stream to make him happy
@@Tyman305he gets laid by his wife
But according to Phil, he only rages once or twice playing this game.
Try the entire time and I love it, more 🧂 on those 🍟 Phil!
Oh but these are just factual observations dood.And and and its not like you see REE rage ALL the time fair enough?
he rages pre break till break does a "sneaky" pull ahhffstream comes back from break and rages till wrap up only raged 2 times. proved you wrong mohrans snort
the likes are nice right now please no one mess it up
Apparently, doing a combo/move= mashing/spamming buttons. DSP, the self-proclaimed best fighting game player ladies and gentlemen
If the opponent will press more than one button every 5 seconds then it's spamming
I can literally hear him mashing on his buttons while he calls them masters
Oh and calling them a spammer on their first move
He thinks block pressuring and oki is button spamming, remember this guy's a professional 😂
chill stream 👍
pahsitive kahntent 👍
no toxicity 👍
everybody's having a good time 👍
"what a horrible person and a horrible player" lmaoooooooooooo
DSP: I shouldn't have rematched this is terrible, I don't want to play against this scrub.
Also DSP: Wow what a loser he wont even rematch me!
Whenever I'm having a bad day and start to get down on myself I try to always remember that things could be worse. At least I'm not DSP.
There's your skillset. And there's Phil's. Wait, did I say "skillset"? Never mind.
Real talk
😂😂😂
Tekken is one of SEVERAL fighting games where you CANNOT do combos from button mashing. Trust me, I have a terrible habit of mashing my combos out from time to time in certain games.
So here, I cringe SO hard every time Phil complains about mashing. *snort*
His constant complaint of 'lack of character knowledge' really annoys the shit outta me when he has a whole practice mode available to him.
But he won't game off the clock, so he can't practice.
He is a busy head of the family dood
People like that are ridiculous; they'll complain about something they can soon change yet DO NOTHING ABOUT IT and wonder why nothing changes. 🤣
It really bugged me when he said he couldn't punish devil jin's dive kick, while trying to hit him as he moved out of range before the attack was even over.
I can't believe how guys like him can make it to the highest rank in red. Games nowadays are really making it easy to rank up
I love that anger when he's yelling at the guy to "come here", as if he's about to go all out super serious, and this rage boost power up led to absolutely nothing. Just lost as easy as the round before.
Yeah, as though he's gonna clap him like Scorpion and then does... NOTHING?! 🤔
Salt... salt never changes...
Haha its Gout... Gout never changes my D00dz
Emperor Saltpatine: Yes, yeeesss!!! Let the salt flow through you!
Emperor Saltpatine: Yes, yeeesss!!! Let the salt flow through you!
Fallout reference?.
Don’t often comment on these, but the Sons of Kojima hit the nail on the head when they said that fighting games are Phill at his “best worst.” It’s like he becomes an entirely different person when he plays Tekken.
In other words, I plan on getting Tekken 8 soon as I want to see how it’s like following Tekken 7.
opponent breathes = spam
Opponent even dares to touch their controller = horrible person.
Opponent beats him: That guy's a cheater. I couldn't block anything.
@@DubberRucksnah cheater only play against 15arakin
34:24 ”I am getting so much better”
Haha, oh, wait, you’re serious, let me laugh even harder. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The average DSP watcher's journey: 😐🤨😲🤔🤭🤣💀
31:00 I'd like to see him try do this "random spam combo"
I watched his stream for the sake of it since I play Yoshimitsu. It's horrid.
Dude abuses Yoshi's rainbow throw constantly then complains when he can't break throws. 💀
There was also a Paul main that completely wrecked him. The guy was a solid player. Yet DSP kept calling his win "unearned". Can't wait to see him try to get his way into Purple Ranks. He won't get far after that.
If his opponents can throw break consistently. I don't think phil could win any of his games.
also love your videos helped me learn some dmc4 techs but still not good enough lol.
@@FuncrusheRR Yeah he's gonna have a hard time if he ever reaches to Purple Ranks, hell even upper Red ranks will give him trouble.
Also thanks man. Glad you like my content.
ive never played tekken before and it was crazy watching dsp go up against another yoshimitsu and seeing all the things the character is capable of he plays every match the same way
I love how DSP uses the same excuses in tekken as he does in SF
And mortal combat.
He's been using the same excuses in fighting games since he was pointing his camera at the TV screen over a decade ago!
It was nice to see Pigroach play against someone who was actually good with Yoshimitsu
LOL, Phil's the one mashing, that's why he's getting crushed
And combos are "button spam" lmao
Phil: button mashes
also Phil: complains opponents are doing it.
DSP should just drop Tekken this is just sad
But he really needs that munnies. People are there, they're just not "supporting" it like he wants. 😂
"The Gloves Are Off"
you got that right phil!
The chat was the weirdest shit with dents dating each other and pretending being a couple.
They really need to get laid or at least touch grass.
Hopefully Phil never notices because he's married
legitimately all mentally handicapped, thats the kind of shit twelve year old emo kids do when they first discover the internet
wtf he's actually running a nursery isn't he
@@rexisright It was the most bizarre thing I've ever seen in a stream chat I think.
@@rexisright A nursery where all the kids have disposable income
"I'm not rude to people, what are you talking about?
Also Phil: "What a fuckin' loser, hAHahaHJA!"
Point it out to him? "You're bee-anned!"
Dripping with positivity…
Very chill and pahstive dood.
At least we know Phil's weakness. Button presses
and low attacks. Just like LTG
buttons are detractors
If somebody swapped out the Tekken 8 footage with Street Fighter 6 we'd be none the wiser, because not a damn thing would change with this man
Just close your eyes and it’ll sound all the same.
I genuinely commend your grit for watching and editing these matches. I don't know how he doesn't get tired of his own whining.
But he's so pahsitive dood! 🤔 🤣
Imagine if you will, a comedy movie scene of phil in some Roadhouse bar brawl using his fighting game excuses.
Imagine Phil as a BOSS in that. Every time you attack him he spams his lines at you. Tells you you're spamming. 🤣
Kat is downstairs crying while this 41-year-old man-baby throws tantrums and slams his controller. 🤣
Surprised he hasn't shown up on 47rage at this point. 😂
Crying and eating. Drowning the tears in Doordash!
The poor arcade stick didn’t deserve it from Phil abusing it.
"He's just pressing buttons."
Isn't that how video games are played?
I don't think DSP understands that if you press a button while blocking........... You are therefore not blocking....
confused DSP face.
I loved watching KING, my man. Kicking the snot out of this little punk. hahaha
Especially after he misused King as the start of all this garbage online playing so it’s always nice to see a King destroy him.
So at this point he's poKing fun at DSP every time he shows up online.
Will he ever learn how to use Yoshi's Flash?
...no
He said Flash attacks are for scrubs
@@rockmanraiden6627 it's amazing to me this guy wants to win so badly and yet refuses to use most of his character's movesets from either laziness or some insecure fear of being a scrub
But instead, he does Seppuku mid-match by accident.
@@Angrymonkey2489why would Yoshimitsu use Seppuku? I’m not familiar with Yoshimitsu
@@excaliber2010 Yoshimitsu will stab himself and collapse. However, the opponent suffers huge amount of damage if his sword makes contact after the Seppuku.
walks back for 5 seconds straight under no pressure
“when do i get to attack 🤡
alt video title: DSP gets counterhit in between every string for 30 mins
It feels like Christmas whenever Phil gives us content like this
Imagine someone complaining about King doing grabs.
*K I N G*
He’s mad he can’t do that bs op throw he spams anymore lolol
32:43 in his blind piggy rage he saved the clip of that guy beating his ass 😂
Even the game wanted in on the trolling at that point.
LTG complains about mashers, scrubs and rogs, DSP complains about blocks and lags... does this make 6Arakin their adopted son?
"What's for dinner Khet?"
"SPAM"
Phil: "I don't like SPAM!"
Khet: “Sit down and shut up!”
dsp : does a move that makes him wide open
other player : Hits dsp
dsp : WHAT!! SPAM! YOU SUCK! ITS ALL SPAM!!!! TRASH. CHAM AN DUUD!
Calling lees spammers is funny
DSP : Support is really slow but you guys are enjoying it so why aren't you paying me?
Also DSP : This is trash gameplay, this sucks, I can't do anything, it's lack of character knowledge
"Battle replay has been added to favorites" the angry stick slamming lmao.
the voices in his head was really goin off like crazy.
Gin brain going crazy tonight
“I let you get away with so much 💩”
Did Ackdolf Pigler really just say he let them get away with winning?😂😂😂
8:30 another ack ack ack to add to the collection next time Pigroach’s denial kicks in that he doesn’t ack ack ack.
Admiral ACK-ACK-ACKbar: It's a trap!
New years resolution fully out the window.
Ahh the King of Hate has reclaimed his throne. And taking home only $57 from the daystream? Firm fucking handshakes all around, lads!
In every game piggler has a rant after rant
Dsp:
"I dont know what moves he is doing!"
"I dont know the timing!"
"I couldnt get up!"
Dsp: "this guy sucks, guize"
The lolcow of the gaming community.!
Make Argentina Great Again!
I heard Argentina is on the verge of another economic collapse. Is this true?
I think DSP needs an $800 joystick to compete competitively. That'll definitely help like it did with SF6.
"They keep attacking." You don't say?
I have never seen a 42yr old behave like this. Wow.
I love this. The switch up lol. Every other round it's "insert bs thing characters can do". But its the lag the second he queued into someone playing yoshi too lol
All the while a meter at the bottom shows how much is really being dropped...
30:53 Phil claims the guy didn’t do a combo.
31:00 Phil admits the guy does combos, but doesn’t want to admit it completely, so he defaults to “F this!”.
Tekken is close to that spot on the couch next to SF6
That king tossed his salad
I feel like the better DSP has convinced himself he is at a game, the harder he rages when he loses.
😂😂😂 the spam up kicks was funny asf all the way to a perfect
"Pigroach Salt Mines in Renton
This idiot salt mine holds the distinction of being the largest salt mine in the world. It is located 1800 feet from the gate of his gated community. For perspective, that’s just 15 feet shorter than the CN Tower in Toronto! The salt was once deposited 400 million PERFECTS ago by an ocean of good samaritans, in a multitude of fighting games."
As much as I love tekken. It’s extremely healthy to step away and don’t take losing too seriously. Phillip takes it extremely personal. Crazy manchild syndrome
Imagine playing the Yo-Man and you absolutely under no circumstances ever use the move Flash.
Lee does just frame moves.
"He's not even timing his moves" is my favorite thing.
Absolute Pigroach
3:43 I like how he's yelling "How do I stop it I can't stop it," accidentally stops it by spamming 2, then gets hit again and can't process that he just learned how to stop it lmao
Sodium : Maximum level!
Overflowing!
Plays everyday - “ I don’t have the character knowledge to beat the spam duuuude”
That has to be the lamest looke Yoshimitsu costume I've ever seen. Way to make an interesting character look dull, Phil.
Whenever he says spam, you should put a can of spam on screen
he'll admit he knows nothing about tekken but won't accept that maybe actually he's thinking about the game entirely wrong and the things he thinks are spam are actually extremely intentional
"he's just pressing buttons"
well yeah Phil, I don't think many people are playing Tekken with voice commands
I'm going to point this out again. Does this sound like a guy with a happy marriage? Does this sound like a person who gets laid? No.
He's so regarded that he doesn't know what Frame Advantages mean. Frame Advantages in fighting games refers to the difference in recovery time between the attacker and the defender after an attack is executed. If the attacker recovers faster, they have a frame advantage, allowing them to act before the defender can, potentially leading to further attacks or pressure. Conversely, if the defender recovers quicker, the attacker might be at a disadvantage, leaving them vulnerable to counterattacks.
This tart can't figure that out and that's why he's never allowed in the fgc with us.
I would love to see him play against ltg cause they both use the same excuse of button mashers so what happens when they play each other.