What if Neanderthals Didn't Go Extinct?
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- Neanderthals lived for 300,000 years in Europe. We will never know much about their behavior because they went extinct 40,000 years ago. We know they were intelligent and had many human characteristics. So what would happen if Neanderthals never went extinct?
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I'd tell you one thing that would be different - porn would have a Neanderthal section
John so true
A Neanderthal woman would have hair everywhere. Yuck!
John lol so true
Joshua Ramey you know they would have a shaven Neanderthal section too...
it's not like Neanderthal hair has invincibility against scissors or razors.
Rule 34, If it exists, there is porn of it. I'm sure there is Neanderthal porn somewhere.
In an alternate universe, neantherthals are watching a video about what if homo Sapiens didn’t go extinct
@@tracemathews4410 Technology's actual meaning is sharing knowledge. Most people don't know that
@William Michaels we didn't have a bigger population. Back then, humans hadn't gotten everywhere on Earth. Now we have conquered everything and have a population of 7.7 billion people. If we had a bigger population back then, viruses (not coronavirus) would kill them all due to being way too crowded. Besides, being crowded isn't comforting!
Neanderthal Kindergarten teacher: As you see students, the sapien may have been taller, but they have smaller brains. They would never have even produced hyper space jumping. What foolish beings. The sapien foolishly styles its hair to attract females.
these idiotic idiots human species are so stupid they still hunt to this day
@@theredcomet844 actually doing that kind of thing is pretty common, also we are very similar, and we even have some Neanderthal DNA from interbreeding. The thing is which was mentioned here is that they have a much smaller population so when we interbreed our DNA becomes the vast majority in the body
What if Russia had never sold Alaska to the United States?
Snakie #ColdWarTensions
Snakie Then we'd be closer to the motherland.
+Muricanknight 5678 glorious!
Snakie It is closer to Russia than the US
The British would have taken it, and it would be part of modern-day Canada.
if they survived interracial porn would take a different meaning
Don't forget gang bang lol
Lolololololololololololololooooooooooooololololololol
Interspecies porn 🤣
Mattchu Moore that’s just beastiality
Ali Alahmad lmao so true
They didn't go extinct, they just migrated to New Jersey
Lol
I live in NJ and don't know how to react to this
James Burgess 😂 Haha lol
LMFAO!!! Thats how New Yorkers view people from New Jersey.
Yes. I have no words other than yes.
How would modern humans treat another human species if one existed? Well, exactly the same way we treat other members of our own species.
the same way we'd probably treat an inferior alien species honestly. Humans are kinda dicks till we pay attention to what being a dick does.
Maya Jade so pretty good?
Graehame Thorne Okay you've proved my point now kindly fuck off.
Maya Jade+ Yeah humanity doesn't have a very good track record of treating other people who are not themselves.
Well, not to be harsh, but there's data backing up Graehame, but those are annoying things aren't they? People want to be so blind to cultural and social differences, that they turn a blind eye to it.
It's weird that we only have one species of human left. That's so boring
musicf3b eh not true.its just that our perception of species includes all variants of humans
Larger brain, but still not as developed as ours, well the prefrontal cortex, also they weren't as horny as us, which didn't help their case.
musicf3b But my god, imagine the discrimination and ugly history. On a more positive note, that would have been very interesting if there was more than one species of human alive today.
musicf3b but what about women?
We could just get a few million humans and devolve them and set them in their own country if we really wanted to.
Imagine tinder or something asking someone like ‘so... are you a Homo-sapien or Neanderthal’
Omg this reminds me of the “sexy Neanderthal theory” search up Sam o nella academy and look at some of his stuff
Neanderthal lives metter.
"Homo... Sapien not gay..."
If someone asks dat its an obvious red flag.
Dude look at my face and see
It's real late were I live and I thought it said "what if the Netherlands never went extinct" and boy oh boy was I confused
Give it fifty years and it might be, sadly.
Ian O'Shea same fam
Ian O'Shea I thought it said netherlands too. XD
It took me two reads before I realised you said "Netherlands" and not "Neanderthals"
Bob Jones You need glasses.
Seeing as humans can barely get along with each other due to skin, cultural, location differences, I can't see us getting along too well with a group of "people" that looked and acted entirely different than ourselves.
Neanderthals probably didn't act much different than homo-sapiens-spaiens. If they retained their own unique genetic makeup though, I'd guess they'd excel in most sports (except basketball) and dominate the S.T.E.M. fields.
Josh Giesbrecht How do you know they acted differently. I never met one.
Humanity in a nutshell
You have to ask yourself, what makes a "species"? If neanderthal and humans can breed and produce viable offspring, which we know now is the case, then were they really two distinct species? Well, we consider syberian tigers and bengal tigers to be unique species, just as we consider North American wolves and European Gray wolves to be unique species, but the fact is that they can interbreed just fine and produce hybrid offspring. The most modern recreations of Neanderthals makes them not that much different in appearance to Caucasians, and in fact if they were still around today we would likely just consider them a different race. After all, no one would confuse an unmixed Australian aborigini woman to be a Swedish woman, as they look extremely different... in fact far more different than North American and European wolves look to one another. So if we treated humans the way we do all other animals in classification, its very likely that we would consider each major human race to be its own species, or at the very least sub-species. After all, just in Africa alone we have identified 13 subspecies of giraffe, and yet we don't admit that there are any subspecies of humans in spite of obvious difference in bone structure, skin tone, hair, eye color, musculature, average height, etc.
Josh Giesbrecht I'm inclined to agree,I suspect could of been very violent.
Humans then: *Disliked Neanderthals*
Humans now: *Likes Neanderthals*
From the looks, it looks like they still hate them.
eh, some humans were found to have genetics that directly showed that their heritage was mixed with Neanderthals so it looks like they weren't that unliked
Taking a quick glimpse of the comment section can disprove your theory
so... a few humans liked neanderthals... quite a lot, maybe too much, probably too much, cuz now a shit ton of people have like... 2.5% Neanderthal Genes running on their blood which means that humans and neanderthals fucked... a lot
@@prcervi that's not how it worked during that age... you didn't have to be liked by someone to breed
if they survive we would blame them for everything wrong with our civilzation.
Or the other way around more likely
@@hobo_joe7480 Well we blame white people for everything now, and red/light hair with blue eyes are traits from european neanderthals. The biggest difference would be that Hitler would be right in the genetic differences from african and caucasian people, so maybe genocides would have continued in the west.
ewweg I thought we blame Muslims and blacks for everything 🤔
ah so theyd be the us and russia!
Nahhh I think we'd still blame Trump
Nah m8, us Canadian are far superior to every other living human being. After all, we do ride polar bears through the frozen tundra that is Canada, chugging maple syrup and eating poutine. after a long day of playing hockey and playing with one and two dollar coins that we call loonies and toonies, we go home to our igloos and speak French. Sorry about being so harsh with the correction.
Knobster Knob we are also 75% frost resistant lmao
Species: Canadian
+75% Frost resistance
+100% Northern Animal Taming
+25% Cordial Relations
+10% Tree Chopping Ability
-20% Communication
And people say we're not good, eh?
explain justin bieber
Knobster Knob gay
Astatine_ Nah it's the USA problem not ours
I'd argue they still do. Ever been to Newcastle? It's like the Detriot of Great Britain.
The Nihilistic Neckbeard NSW?
The Nihilistic Neckbeard does the New South Wales also have sheep shaggers?
NSW is a state in Australia this gay is Aussie there is a city in NSW called Newcastle
true geordie is love
Oh common that's not nice, you just watched the video showing they weren't that stupid.
I find it so fascinating that humans had different species
In a few hundred years there might be no human species
Several species merging into one. They interbred and the resulting mutts ended up becoming the dominant species. Some of the differences in people around the world are actually related to the percentages of other kinds of archaic humans mixed in millennia ago (Neanderthals, Denisovans, ...).
Neanderthals didn't extinct, they merged with Japheth. Neanderthals=Nephilim. White people are descendants of them. Scientific facts they will never teach you: ua-cam.com/video/TgnM_0Rt6p8/v-deo.html
Michael Smith
Sorry, but the different modern human races do not meet the criteria to be considered separate species, or even subspecies. Not even close. In fact, humans are far more closely related to one another than most other examples of separate populations of a single species. Genetic evidence suggests that this is because of what is called a genetic bottleneck early on in homo sapiens history, where some natural disaster, climate change, or other event led to a large part of the population dying off, leaving only a small population of around 10000 individuals alive.
The point is, humans from across the globe are all so genetically similar that there's no way they could be considered separate subspecies.
Athaleyah Baht-Yisrael
I'm pretty sure your definition of 'scientific fact' is slightly... well, it's completely wrong.
There is zero real evidence to support the existence of nephilim, giants, or the deluge as depicted in the abrahamic religions.
And while the ancestors of 'white people' DID, in fact, interbreed with Neanderthals, this interbreeding occurred mainly in the middle east, when modern humans first migrated out of Africa. This is why genetic studies show that not only Europeans, but also individuals from the middle east, central Asia, and even east Asia, have genetic markers passed down from Neanderthal ancestors.
0:21 even Canadians are Humans? Dang. I thought we were an alien race with superior healthcare.
Awkward Bound superior healthcare?😂
The only reason you think your healthcare is superior is because you're comparing it to the US. If you compare it with most of europe, it's not really a big difference. You're not advanced, the US is just behind
mike rotch being better than America is literally all that matters to us
@Dino957 looks like someone doesnt know what a joke is
Fiske dahlberg what the fuck are you even saying, how are we obsessed with the USA? I have a house in the US so I go there like once a year but everyone there is rude so I just go for the weather. We always make fun of the USA and argue with them over who’s country is better, we’re not obsessed, we’re just very similar. Also I would be surprised if you forgot about Canada considering it’s the second biggest country in the world...
When you said Fred was an evolutionary dead end it made my day.
HappyHippo nice grammar
Potato Evil twin I said nice grammar not bad grammar I was complimenting him
By the way this was like a month and a half ago
hahahaha
HappyHippo comma
You like fun,don't you Jimmy?
HCN 27.0253g/mol I like your name
HCN 27.0253g/mol XD
*The death of your ancestors begins in a flame of glory*
the best part of the video!!!! :)
i hope he keeps involving Jimmy lol
Actually, Neanderthals were pretty smart! Scientists just thought they were stupid because they happened to find one with a differently shaped head, and it looked crooked and dumb. Later, they found another Neanderthal, that had good bone structure, and wasn't crooked like the first one they found. Neanderthal is a name to offend people by basically saying they're dumb, but that's only a thing because the scientists got some things mixed up. They simply made a mistake. I'm not trying to offend anyone or something like that, I'm just pointing this out.
I'm offended that you think I'd be offended by this.
Black racists also use it to insult whites, which is pretty funny.
I think that has a lot to do with the education in Africa. For example, I never learned what months, years, days, weeks were or how to spell at all. That can have an incredible effect on intelligence.
Depression If à black person is from sub-Saharan Africa and are 100% sub-Saharan african they do not contain Neanderthal genes
Depression And I’m confused, could you explain the relevancy of « iq » to me? The smartest people I’ve ever met, the people who were top of my classes (set 1’s I’m British) were always POC. When I was in young I lived in a predominantly white area but the kids in the top sets were always coloured.
The Question should be:
What if Neanderthals didn't go extinct and modern human population never left Africa ?
exactly..
Then there would be an equally Intelligent Species to the North of Us
@@sirsteam181 not true, neanderthals were less smart and had only very simple language.
@@impower3134
Africa wasn’t very advanced and was very tribal, it would take a very very long time before Homosapiens would become distinguishably smarter and more Advanced then the Neanderthals.
@@impower3134 no, they just didn't need their brains as much due to being so strong, but they were still very smart.
Yes...even Canadians.
***** YES
hmmm are Canadian's our lizard overlords? Example: Canadian pop stars. they hypnotize populations around the world.
Canadians are too drunk and/or too busy at Tim Hortons to be the world's lizard overlords
That's only what we want you to think... Don't tell anyone.
Why's 6 afraid if 7? Cause 789 yeah but we do have the most coffee shops in the world that is true like I have Tim Hortons 50 m away from anthor tims hortons
But modern humans aren't Homo sapiens. We're a subspecies called Homo sapiens sapiens... "Wise, wise men".
Odd, but true! :D
Matt Thanks for that then.
Hippos_Rock If we are a subspecies we're are still Homo Sapiens
Well, sort of... According to a book by Leonard Mlodinow, the proper Homo Sapiens died out, so we refer to modern humans as the subspecies and the others as the species. It's sorta like calling an elephant a mammoth but in scientific names
source? because i never heard of it and i call bullshit
Hippos_Rock that's right, glad to see people who get that; I been getting weird looks for years when I say "homo sapiens sapiens" and people kept asking me why I repeated the word sapiens lol. There were other forms of Homo sapien, indeed Neanderthals are often referred to as Homo sapiens neanderthalensis and I also hear mention in some sources of Homo sapiens idaltu and Homo sapiens rhodesiensis, although other sources do refer to them as not part of the Sapiens.
"Homo Sapien means wise men"-2016
2018-We're telling teens not to eat Tide Pods.
imagine if the Tide-Pods were pumpkin spice flavored...they'd charge $15.00 apiece at that popular coffee shop that i'll not mention to avoid being sued for slander
2019-We're telling middle aged men not to drink people's bath water
@@cru883 oh, great...next you'll be warning us not to drink from the toilet...dogs do that all the time and they seem perfectly fine with it and happy
2021-We're telling people they can stop a preventable disease by vaccines.
Wise compared to who. A cat likes to bite a plastic bag, human teens want to eat laundry pods but is able to do math so really it's all relative
I had a keen interest in Anthropology in college and minored in it back in the 90's. I had asked my professor in class about the possibility of interbreeding causing the Neanderthals extinction. He laughed and said that "none of the traits appear to have carried over to Homo sapiens." This is of course before we cracked the human genome. I wonder if he even remembers that moment?
What if the vikings never left America?
DerDiktatorischeWeltherrscherYagami the Canadians would be a bit more invasive
DerDiktatorischeWeltherrscherYagami You mean what if the Vikings were never wiped out by the Asians after crossing the bering strait
Vikings had settlements on the East-Coast, but there wasn't much, so they left on their own.
TheDeadFolk If I remember correctly there is a saga talking about that, The reason they explain in the saga is that the natives just were not having any of it, they would constantly raid the one village they had set up. The Viking were constantly moving more in land down the saint lawrence, with evidence sudgesting they made it quite far with nuts they were eating and bringing back which grew nearly exclusively along the river. However they were never able to communicate or set up trade with the natives so it just became too hard and very unsafe so yes it wasnt worth it, not becasue there wasn't resources just they couldnt use them safely or productively. The saga does state they tried again but it ended the same except the natives this time didnt even let them get past their main ship port. But this is a saga and they should always be taken with a grain of salt
TL;DR
Natives wouldnt let them set up shop for very long, and refused to communicate or trade with them so they decided to just leave
jesse kennedy Kind of ironic a people if Raiders and Warriors was bullied from setteling somewhere.
All people of non-African descent are related to the neanderthals by between 2 and 6%. Also, southeast Asians and Native Americans are also related to the Denisovans by about 2%. Both groups most likely interbred as traits associated with them are found in modern Humans in certain areas where those ancient people would have found each other.
There is a third species related to Humans and Neaderthals. Humans did FUCK the Neaderthals into nonexistence just like what the Spanish did with the Indians!
Native American still exist. In fact there are more pure natives in S. America since Spain enslaved them instead of wiped them out.
Hispanics would have a combination of Neanderthal traits, from the Spanish, and Denisovan traits from the native Americans who migrated from eastern Asia into the new world.
That might be the reason for caucasions. But what would middle easterns be?
Minor correction... Everyone in Eurasia has small amounts of Denisovan DNA, Europeans have the lowest estimated Denisovan influence just at about 0.2% - 0.1%... East Asians and Native Americans have a bit more than Europeans, then South Asians and Southeast Asians have a bit more than East Asians but Papuans and Australian Aboriginals have the most Denisovan inlfluence at about 5% - 6%.
I self identify as a neanderthal and I was offended by this video
Rex Galilae neanderthal lives matter
dead meme
you do realise that he could be serious? I'm partially neanderthal genetically
Draugluin the Werewolf everyone is. You're not special
no not really, the majority of people aren't and those that are rarely have that much actual neanderthal in them
Given the history of imperialism and colonialism in this timeline, I think yours is (sadly) the most logical scenario. The one aspect that you neglected to mention is that hybrid creatures that have parents of two different species (like mules) are often sterile. But the conclusion would be the same - bred out of existence.
That said, you should read Robert Sawyer's "Neanderthal Parallax" triliogy (if you haven't already). Jean Auel also had some interesting ideas that she presented in her novel series.
"Yes, even Canadians." Excuse me.
yall are not human
im human
We are born from the ice wearing skates and holding a hockey stick... and maple syrup flows through our veins🇨🇦
I'm hurt
Well his sense of humor might offend, but he did say reptile overlords also... please don’t be offended so easily... it’s probably some high school kids science project
"Homo"
"Don't even."
that was just so funny for me 😂
For those wondering why my voice is so different, my other narration style seemed to turn off a lot of people, so I changed it up a bit to see what people think
i like it, but i dont like the fan in the background :(
AlternateHistoryHub I like it, it's deep and sexy 💖😍
AlternateHistoryHub do one over what if aircraft was never invented
It turns me on. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
AlternateHistoryHub how about in an alternate timeline Battle Los Angeles happened. Better yet in an alternate timeline we were invaded by alien space bats
These renderings of neanderthals look like people I've seen walking around.
"You like fun...
...don't you Jimmy?"
I had fun once... it was aweful.
I like my booty ate
King Crab
Cody went pretty dark... pretty damn quickly
I’ll go out on a limb and say that if “Neanderthals didn’t go extinct” they’d still be alive today.
COuld you make a video what if the great dying never happened. Or maybe do a what if the carboniferous swamps never disappeared. Or maybe even what if ice age megafauna never went extinct. Other examples like what if the ordovician extinction never happened. What if the agricultural revolution never happened. What if the scientific revolution never happened. What if the moon never crashed into earth billions of years ago. What if New zealand continent never sunk into the ocean. What if the hindenburg never crashed. What if the ice age never ended. What if the alamo never happened. What if the wright brothers never made the plane.
What if the devonian mass extinction never happened what if the triassic mass extinction never happened.
What if the eocene extinction never happened
what if the jurassic extinction never happened. what if humans never domesticated animals what if the titanic never sank
Richard Bourton go away
What did he do?
Christian Marin great job cyberbully 121
***** Ehh it's just a joke
EmbeMamaChannel "the great dying"...?
No matter how many of these videos I watch i cant get my brain around how there was another species of human.
There were about 14 different species
@Chandler Burse I think its really telling how every other animal has kept around hundreds of its own different species yes humans only kept around 1.
I don't care if it's wrong, I still honestly just say neander-th-al out of habit.
EmperorTigerstar hey, didnt expect to see you here lol
JacobFallsAlotBMX just like the Spanish Inquisition
EmperorTigerstar hey man! Good to to see you here!
EmperorTigerstar Hey, where did you come from?
Dylan Folts yes?
0:26
"homo ( * pauses * ), don't even. in latim ... "
OMFG LOOL
WinningBet Latin
You like fun... don't you, Jimmy? *screaming in the background*
heehee!
Wp
They would go extinct anyway. Downvote
I do actually xD
Neanderthals were humans... Not just homo sapiens immigrants. Neanderthals are now modern Europeans.
2020: What if the meteor didn't kill Trump and Clinton?
what if trump never let the Chinese invade
Mysteriously? You mean he died by Hillary?
it was walpole
Shhhh! Don't tell them the secrets of the Extra Walpolian order! Or you'll find out that people who die oftem mysteriously catch an illness. Namely three bullets in the back. Very infectious.
Praise be to the Lord Walpole, his prophet Law, and his general Yi. We give thanks for their mad moneymaking skills and omnipotent strategies. Why let secrecy get in the way of a good cult?
Do a if USA lost the revolution
Plz I have wanted to know what it would have been like
Like if GW died
Sonic vs Shadow your comment has extreme autism.
A Lazy Bloke ya I am very sorry he has mad a vid on that
Matt Halbmaier and why?
Fun question:
What if Japan and Louisiana took over the world? XD
Squidbillies.
Altec Bluwell I got Cajun Tentacle Porn from that XD
Bisharp Kenji fuck yes ... the louisiana purchase was actually never meant to be sold to america .
31337 Clan It actually a project I'm doing. Japan and Louisiana travels to a parral earth where humans did not appear and starts colonizing it
+Altec Bluwell
HAH! Animated sushi joke.
"You like fun don't you Jimmy" screaming and fire in the background
Then I would finally be able to relate to someone.
A funny, original comment??????
AlternateHistoryHub, I have a question for you:
What if John McCain won the election of 2008?
We wouldn't have Crazy Uncle Joe Biden, but we'd have Insane Aunty Palin
Political analysts say all gays would be killed in a public setting, money in politics would be flourishing (which it is today) Sara Palin would be the only woman we can fuck to reproduce etc
Nothing.
Nothing would be different except for the media coverage.
Nothing would be different, except that he wouldn't be crying "ban assault weapons" (whatever those are) every time someone goes nuts with a hand gun.
Neanderthals didn't go extinct, they moved to chicago
i Chop really thats just rude
+Ferdinand II hi Ferdinand the second
NYC, LA, SF, all of Kentucky, & Lawrence, MA.
GameOfEnder that's why you type this comment on American made devices or an successful American business like Apple or Microsoft.
this is gold
0:16 as a Canadian I can say that you are incorrect
Neteadrathals are actually stronger physically. Estimated similar intellect they would live like humans. More meat needed higher caloric intake. They would basically be a violent warrior Hunter gatherer society contending with modern man.
It is believed they had less capacity for imagination thus more likely would absorb innovations of nearby tribes.
The lack of population comparably from innovations such as agriculture would lead to a smaller population size pushing them further north. They would basically survive like the Sami. The lack of megafauna would lead to more raids on homo sapien settlements. They would most likely get shorter and be living in a state of near constant starvation.
It's kind of like asking what if direwolves survived the death of megafauna.
Skeletons don't tell anyone how much muscle a person had, or how smart someone was. Evolutionists always pretend to be the ultimate FBI agent... their speculations are facts in their own minds.
Joseph Russo maybe like glaswegians .
How can you say they the Neanderthals living in Europe had less imagination than Homo sapiens migrating north from Africa Did not
the Neanderthal 's actually have somewhat larger brains than Homo Sapiens there intellegence musthave beenpretty much the same how do we no they were more violent arhhaic as well as modern Homo Sapiens as we all know were and still are a pretty violent bunch
Eric Claeyborn There are clearly defined areas where muscle and ligament attach to bones. We can also do xray scans of brain cavities to see the shape and size of brains. We can also estimate intelligence and the strength of senses based on the size and shape of parts of the brain, since just about everything has the same basic layout. ie the brain stem is always in the back and under the brain connected to the spinal column, the frontal lobe is always in the front and towards the top of the brain, etc.
Joseph Russo I beg to differ. I believe they might of been very docile and gentle. There is some research that indicates it.
Lol, why do you assume neanderthals wouldn't advance in technology at the same rate or even a higher one?
Lack of population.
less intelligent beings
Gay Butt Sex
Trenton Cheuvront There's no proof that they were any less intelligent, if anything there's proof they were as advanced as the cro-magnon in terms of technology like bows and art etc. not to mention their larger brain.
Drizzy Drew Yes drizzy all neanderthals were gay, they are the reason we have gays in today society. :D
I wonder what would happen if someone discovered some surprisingly well-preserved neanderthal tissue, and in it some surprisingly well-preserved neanderthal cells and dna, and went and impregnated themselves with some neanderthal clone babies until one finally came out without either dying immediately or already being dead. If they raised it as their own would people accept it? Would it be able to learn a modern human language and fit into society? Would it have, as a technically separate species, the same rights as humans?
If the government didnt keep it a secret, he or she would become a celebrity and would probably have like 10 kids lol.
Anthropologists did find enough preserved soft tissue from the toe of a Neanderthal that the genome was sequenced and compared to modern humans. that's why it is known that Neanderthals and Home-sapiens-sapiens interbred and a certain percentage of eastern Europeans and Mongolians can have more than 2% Neanderthal DNA.
If a Neanderthal wearing modern clothes walked past you in the street you wouldn't look at him twice.
Unless he looked at me first and gave be the awkward eye.
Then I'd be like "'sup, you gotta problem?".
Then he'd be like "I ain't got da problem. Youse da guy wearing homo-sapiens-sapiens colors in the wrong part'a town, whatcho doing here bitch."
Then I'd be like "On my way to f*** your boyfriend, punk."
Then he'd be like "See, whatcho gone do that for? Now I gonna hafta kick your silly ass."
Then I'd be like "Bring it, bitch."
Then his smartphone would ring and he'd be like "Shit! Youse's lucky dis time motherf*****. I gotsta give a TEDx on quantum entanglement in ten. I'd best never catch you 'round these part again or it's on. Catch me?"
Then in a real low voice as he's leaving I'd be like "Yeah, you'd better run."
And the Neanderthal would very likely have said that in a higher-pitched voice (and perhaps a hint of Kermit), despite his/her on avarage heavier build, due to the Neanderthal larynx being higher up than that of Sapiens.
Then: *yes, even Canadians*
Me as a Canadian: Excuse me?
copied
maty if I say, I own a dog, does that mean I copied that from the 35% of Canadian households who also owned dogs? 🙄
A lot more jokes than other videos I LIKE IT
Prøcastimancer Kaø WE ALL DO JIMMY!!!
Prøcastimancer Kaø I like his old style better
“Homo, don’t even” 💀💀💀IM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂
they are not fully extinct we have percentage of their DNA about 1-4%
@Jammy joe I once saw a black supremacist claiming that black are homosapian and white are trenyanertal ( I know I wrote it wrong) that made me so angry so no not everyone knows
Humans ? They are both human
The Conquistador In the same vein that wolves and dogs are both canines
Gavin Armstrong that doesn’t make any sense, moving on.
The Conquistador, I agree. About 70% of all people of European and Middle Eastern descent have some Neanderthal genes in them. The Neanderthals died out partially due to intermarriages with "modern humans."
The Conquistador it does though. Dogs and wolves are both in the canine family and Neanderthals and humans are in the great ape family
Gavin Armstrong, and they are both human. Dogs, wolves, and coyotes are all dogs, but different subspecies and species.
I wouldn't mind living next door to Neanderthals or other prehistoric ancestors. Our prehistoric ancestors always interest me and I always enjoy hearing about our prehistoric ancestors.
Humans intermingled too, today you're 1-2% Neanderthal (if you're from Europe/Asia/and middle east I think)
@Ernest Hemingway true. but even subsaharan african populations display a 2-7% admixture rate of an as yet to be described separate hominid species.
@calaragazza WRONG. middle eastern populations describe some of the highest concentrations of neanderthal genes, which flows into northern african, central asian, and Indian genetics, as well as europeans.
@I C buy vape has one sensitive trigger.No more UA-cam for him.
Wow I really like the last part about how our concept of species might be different. That's crazy how our science is shaped by what we can see, it really shows science's limitations and frankly as a scientist myself, it's quite scary!!!
Do if Trump became Presi... oh. Nevermind.
Nah, what if Hillary became president? Here is one scenario:
* Multinational corporations are forced to close offices outside the US due to high Exit Tax rates; as a result, the worldwide economy nosedives.
* Religious liberty is destroyed, forcing Catholics and other orthodox Christians underground, causing millions of homeless and jobless to suffer, and education declines.
* ISIS grows stronger worldwide, eventually forcing bankrupt Europe (remember, she took away the corporations that were based in the US, which formed a large part of their economy) to surrender. Radical Islam becomes the dominant religion, and millions of Christians and Jews are killed in genocides if they don't convert.
* Iraq breaks out its nuclear arsenal and starts World War III, bringing about the end of the world.
Hey, I wasn't kidding when I said she was the Antichrist...
Supersum Creations she is anticrist
Kodo Al I know.
What if Trump was a experiment to revive neanderthal specie? His forehead looks a little bit similar..and who knows scientists says neanderthals have a biggest brains than us..XD
johnnyisfun21 you forgot to mention that she won the popular vote. So most Americans wanted her, not the bigoted xenophobe
Who's to say Neanderthals couldn't make a civilization to rival the empires in the middle east?
Yeah. If, like the video says, civilization begins on the very edge of Neanderthal "territory" it is entirely plausible that they, as much as humans, laid the foundations of some of the earliest great civilizations which would have been an effective barrier against conquest by homo-sapiens, and unknowingly protected the more peripheral Neanderthal societies.
Stefan no they aren't
Having 2.5 to 1% of Neanderthals gene doesn't mean Europeans are Neanderthals.
they probably thought the risk was too great and decided sticking to the fun and wild life of being a nomad. that and their idea exchange flow was very limited.
I can see it now, Neanderlonia.
Would Scandinavian people have more Neanderthal DNA in their DNA code? Because Neanderthals were pushed north in to that region and thus would have died out last there.
Actually the most recent Neanderthal site ever found was in Portugal.
RRW Okay then. That was unexpected.
Nah. If you were them would go decide to run towards the cold place where the sun is hidden half the year or go to the warm place? Pretty obvious which one I'd choose.
Gowan James Ditchburn Well I'd think that Homo Sapiens would have flooded warmer areas.
PVEntertainment meh. We like to complain a lot. We probably went to the cold areas first just so we could moan about it before moving to the warm areas so we could get sunburnt... And then complain about that.
Homo-sapiens? I think with all those memes we threw away the sapiens part a long time ago
I kinda wish you went deeper into the ethnic composition of these.
The majority of European peoples today, notable exceptions are the Basques, Chechens, Hungarians, and Finns, are descended from the Indo-Europeans, a group that had originated from the Pontic-Caspian Steppe. If in the end, the Neanderthals are replaced by Persians or Egyptians, keep in mind, the Indo-Europeans still exist. Very likely, these Indo-Europeans would still spread out and settle Europe, which in our timeline, was around 2000 BCE. The only people who would have a chance of being gone would be the Basques, as they came to Europe before the Indo-Europeans.
Or Fred.... I see what you did there ! Ancient history jokes !
What if Henry VIII never established the Church of England (and in turn remained Catholic)
I'm Antidisestablishmentarianist.
Okay, this "neandertals" pronunciation is NOT good for me. I'm sure some really smart person told other smart people that neanderthals is 'actually' pronounced neandertals because of some conglomeration verb/consonant population in the word; so there! And everyone else just nodded, said 'that makes sense' and proper English pronunciation went out the window. Well, I'm not buying it. That "h" is there for a reason, damn it, and it's not to be ignored. Cue "h" bunny boiling behavior.
Please do some research before posting rubbish. Neanderthal means "the Neander valley" in German (that's where some were found). In German, Thal, meaning valley, is pronounced "Tal". Your bleating about "proper English pronunciation" makes no sense in the context of how to pronounce a German word. I'm going to cut you some slack because I'm guessing you are American, and we all know they struggle with anything that comes from "out of state" (that was the best guess a waitress had when confronted with my rather English accent, back in the 1980s in Provo, Utah).
@@davidgould9431 Imagine sounding like this much of an asshole
@@davidgould9431 David Gould Right and absolutely correct.
"Thal" means valley and its not pronounced like 'than' or 'tale' more like 'baa'. If Mrs Star likes to speak the H, she can try to inhale after the T. Good luck ;-)
141 people don't like fun and are named Jimmy.
142
Triggered
Was it you, Jimmy?
Fucking Jimmy..
Is it just me, or are these videos suddenly so much better?
EsotericLad like any channel he progressively gets better the more used to it he is I would say the past year or so has been the golden age
566 people are jimmys who don't like fun
Dom Romano 1000
Hey, maybe I'm remembering wrong. Didn't Ozzy do a series of tests to find out out "what makes him special that he hasn't died yet" and they determined that he had Neanderthal DNA
Whats wrong with Canadians eh?
The Bird is the word we are to nice to be human
i love Canadians more than Americans , tbh most scot's love Canadians better :D
I'm American-Brazillian and they say that because Americans are viewed as the fat slob who eats McDonald's every meal
good for you m8
i.imgur.com/gKVtVKo.jpg
If Neanderthals and Humans never interbred.... then the entire Human race would look very different... Except for Subsaharan Africans.... all other races have 2-5% neanderthal DNA in their genome. So without that DNA our Races would be very different.
Which is why he clearly said Subsaharan Africans.
No, there is no neanderthal DNA in humans. Asian scientist contaminated their samples, western scientists contaminated their samples, all the scientist contaminated their samples but there were no Sub Saharan scientist working on neanderthal the texting therefore no Sub Saharan contamination.
@@samthegreekboy6812 Europeans were inbred with them. Finno ugric genes have similiar looks to neanderthals
Imagine the Dwarves and their civilization as they are portrayed in Tolkien's books and you'd probably have a pretty realistic answer to this question.
"we're people too eh?" LOL
I've always wondered, are there other planets out there that have multiple intelligent species living alongside each other, like in Lord of the Rings style? If so, is multi-species society more common, or are are we in the majority?
YOU LIKE FUN DON'T YOU JIMMY
@Provocateur I dont entirely think all homo sapiens from Africa were what we would consider sub Saharan today. If that was the case then only a few genetic Europeans today would have pale skin. Remember, this stuff is from thousands of years ago. We really dont know what they looked like.
lol, dodo birds and Fred are on the same scale
" YOU LIKE FUN"
"*DONT'CHA JIMMY*"
wtf i read netherlandals xD
Contrary to popular belief we still are alive and fighting of the water
That's Zombie Pigmen
Actually, some people do have a small amount of Neanderthal DNA. Guess who tends to have it? Europeans and asians at ~2% of their genome. Guess who doesn't? Africans, the people who didn't migrate through Europe. Based on this, I'd say that neanderthals may have been bred out of existence as their own species.
Although I learned about it through my bio courses, here's a link that gives some info:
genographic.nationalgeographic.com/neanderthal/
Vampire Lord Vladimir Polar bears and Grizzly bears can mate and there a different species.
Utter Ignorance
D W Do your research it happens in the wild.
D W Polar Bear and Grizzly Bears are sub species.
Vampire Lord Vladimir you really got it all wrong lol. You cant compared a black and white human to a human and Neanderthal. Our internal and physical differences are very great with Neanderthals in terms of brain size, skull size, bone density etc whereas all humans are 99.5% similar
Take a look a Russian heavy weight boxing champion Nikolai Valuev , 7 feet tall , and surely Neanderthal bred ??????
lol he does look like one
Neanderthals were short. Average height for males was 5' 6" and for females was 5' 1".
Rs Rt most homo genus were short back then
That is a growth disorder called gigantism. Check out Andre the giant and Great Khali. All three share similar facial structure!
Neanderthals were quite short.
The Europeans and middle eastern populations have some Neanderthal DNA.
Aren't "what if" questions supposed to have theoretical answers? There are no answers here, just more questions.
what if god existed ? I mean, what if his existence was scientifically prooved and evreyone trust in god ?
Mateo Gomez well im an atheist but if God himself showed up and performed miracles I'll instantly convert to christianity
Even if he did showed himself, no one will ever truly change. Like the Canaanites
Now that you think about it... When Jesus showed up claiming he's the son of God almost no one believed him
STORM LORD because it was there choice, satan chose rebelion, adam and eve chose disobediance
Shan Punzal everything we've done is our fault, God just gave us a decision
But aren't modern europeans just heavily mixed neanderthals? I'd remember that "white" people got much of their physical traits such as the quality of hair, fair skin and color of eyes from neanderthals, whilst east asians mixed with and got much of their traits from denisonovans while bantu africans kept themselves pure, unless it is found that they mixed with other, undiscovered species.
Asians mixed with Neanderthals too!
Ihme Jakki No, most Europeans have 2% Neanderthal DNA. Just like Asians with Denisovan man. I don't know where you got that ridiculous information from.
David A. *****
The amount of genes is meaningless compared to the quality and position of the genes - we share 95% of our genes with domestic cats, yet we are not very cat-like.
Less solar radiation and lacking nutrition did create the pale complexes for the neanderthal during the ~400 000 years they dwelled eurasia, but humans, who moved out of africa some 100 000 years ago, were dark skinned still some 10 000 years ago in central europe. What I'm suggesting is that neanderthal genes made the process of becoming "white" much quicker since the mutations were already constructed to pass on.
And I found the article I had read, it's a National Geographic writing on two studies that were completed in 2014.
"Some parts of non-African genomes are totally devoid of Neanderthal DNA, but other regions abound with it, including those containing genes that affect our skin and hair. This hints that the Neanderthal gene versions conferred some benefit, and were kept during evolution."
"Despite their different approaches, both teams converged on similar results. They both found that genes involved in making keratin-the protein found in our skin, hair, and nails-are especially rich in Neanderthal DNA."
"For example, the Neanderthal version of the skin gene POU2F3 is found in around 66 percent of East Asians, while the Neanderthal version of BNC2, which affects skin color, among other traits (such as freckles), is found in 70 percent of Europeans."
news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/01/140129-neanderthal-genes-genetics-migration-africa-eurasian-science/
I was reading National Geographic and they said that people in southern Europe, and parts of the middle east (Turkey, Iran) were mixed with neanderthal.
Christ, before people comment on UA-cam, some folks need to read a book. Educate yourself and get your facts straight. Let me repeat since I keep seeing the same bits of misinformation being put out there: ALL NON-AFRICANS have Neanderthal DNA. On average, Caucasians have 1-3% while Asians have 2-5 %. Understand? Seriously, read more books and/or research science before commenting. Less video games, more reading.
Homo sapiens: wassup neanderthal!
Neanderthal: don’t say the N word! It’s OUR word we claimed it OK?
It's not realistic to think that Neanderthals were wearing such scanty clothes that expose so much skin in the cold climate.
it is tbh lmao who tf was wearing coats 40k years ago
@@stuntxrain3467 Humans,They had the technology. Scientists believe Neanderthals could even make ponchos
Europans have 1-3% Neanderthal dna, Asians have 2-5% Neanderthal dna, Subafrika have 0 %. I would say if they Still exist there would be no Asians and Europans thats we know today
you should do an alt history where the US is several smaller different countries.
What about the other species of humans? Those little island folk or the extremely hairy ones that lived in caves. There weren't *just* humans and Neanderthals, there was a shitload of other species.
I subscribed at 0:09 😂 thank you for that
A few points the ancient Egyptians were Caucasoid ,the Persians were Caucasoid so on and so forth
Nope. African/Black.
Imperātor Caesar Dīvī Fīlius Augustus You can't be serious...their own portraits and statues depict a coloured people...they were black. ALL DIFFERENT SHADES...but black, nonetheless..
Hawk Bat Not really ...genetically..modern Egyptians are a mixture of European DNA and a "touch" of the original people. Actually, this is not as uncommon as you might think. Many cultures and people have been "whited-out". Look at Cuba and COUNTLESS other peoples a cross the world...sadly, it is an actual strategy to white-wash history.
The original Egyptians were Mongoloids like Asians and Native Americans. That's why Egyptian culture has many similarities with ancient China and the Mesoamerican cultures of America. The original Aryans were also Mongoloid. The R Haplogroup which is the genetic marker associated with Aryan people is directly related to Mongoloid markers like Haplogroup Q, N, and O.
+Rayve Napsu Wrong, Egypt was African/Negroid/Black until the 17 century when Arabs started to invade. They make distinct comparisons of their Black skin compared to Arab skin in their hieroglyphs.
i am of the understanding that we are homo sapiens sapiens. because homo sapiens are our archaic ancenstors of 200,000 years ago to 160,000yo
Amonkai Do you even taxonomy bro? Homo sapiens sapiens is a subspecies of Homo sapiens with the other subspecies being Homo sapiens idaltu (which is extinct). Which means that yes, we are the subspecies Homo sapiens sapiens but we are still the species Homo sapiens.
We've been promoted.
Ain't nothing.
Pandega Wikantyasa i find it that you learn more when being as detailed as you can
Amonkai we are still however Homo sapiens. Saying that we are Homo sapiens sapiens therefore not Homo sapiens is like saying the Sumatran tiger is not a tiger because it is the subspecies from Sumatra, it is still definitely a tiger.
Hey Cody why is trump an orange
Nobody spray tans better than Trump
Mike Smith I disagree, dont say that until you live in NJ for as long as i have
+MayorOfBlueRats guess who's goin over the wall.
Kevin Conley he is trying to connect with republican millennials
Kevin Conley Too many oranges obviously.
I have 86% Neanderthal markers per the DNA test. They are still alive.
I'm pretty sure you dont. I think the maximum a person today can have is like 7%
Where do you live? XD
@@bbybo markers - per the DNA test. Not% of DNA. Some people 💘 to act superior, as if I don't know what my DNA results are. SMH
@evansdrad The celtic nationalist people can't read apparently. I said MARKERS - not DNA %.
The 23 and me test has now upped it to 90% - meaning of all of the pool of people they have tested, I have 90% markers.
Please don't tell me what my test results are. Learn how to read 1st. Thanks.
bruh, the fred reference tho😅
Who's to say the neanderthals would not have developed agriculture and civilization? They were (probably) highly intelligent and industrious.
Yup they had bigger brains than modern humans.
Specifically, the temporal-parietal area (the problem solving area) of their brains were huge.
I'm glad you raised this point, because the video assumed that homo sapiens would change the way they did in the real timeline, but Neanderthals would stay exactly the same. Why assume that?
Being on the same contingent, ideas would have been exchanged. An interesting alternate history would explore what their real biological differences would have influenced.
From what I remember, Neanderthals had larger eyes and visual cortexes but were less verbal. They made art but might not have talked. How would such a culture have springboarded off of homo sapiens?
Wavium While you're correct under most circumstances, in this case you're wrong. Brain size correlates with intelligence in human and hominid species, and the skull cavities of Neanderthal suggest a greater intelligence... though it is only conjecture. As Rs Rt said above, the temporal and parietal lobes were particularly massive, and the ratio between this area and the rest of the brain is almost always used to measure hypothetical intelligence in many extinct species, not just hominids.
i think they preferred the less labor some and wild life of being nomads for a reason
that and they tended to be even more isolated from each other group than our subspecies had it, so a lot less technological ideas and innovations spread around. i think homo sapiens sapiens won out not because of higher IQ but more due to circumstance.
You should a theory of what if Humans become immortal (through cybernetics or other advancements) and/or what will the politic of mars look like soon (Will countries fight. And will their be nation free city's?)
Imagine being a human and throwing a spear at a Neanderthal while alone, and you MISS. Next thing you’ll see is a 5’4 creature sprinting at you 20 miles an hour lmao
Why’d you mention the height? That makes het less scary…
I’m 13 and I’m 5’4
Neaderthals are not a different species, they are a different race. A species is a seperate group of live forms that are NOT ABLE TO INTERBREED. Since there is prove of interbreeding, they are a race, not a species.
autarchprinceps Well a different species is an organism that cannot interbreed and make fertile offspring so if the Neanderthals could interbreed with Cro-Magnon but The Offspring wasn't fertile they would be considered a different species
autarchprinceps except they are a different species. Homo sapiens and Homo neanderthalensis. Although there are arguments on wether it should be Homo sapiens neanderthalensis, as a subspecies.
You're right, but the offspring are fertile, since we are that offspring. Look it up, they actually have done genetic testing and all people outside Africa (or with roots outside Africa) are between 1 and 4 % Neaderthal.
That question was answered, when they deciphered the Neaderthal genes and found out that we indeed have Neaderthal genes.
If you really want to know more: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaic_human_admixture_with_modern_humans
I'm calling bullpoop on that. By your logic, lions and tigers would be considered races of one species instead of two different species.