Every Football Fan Preseason - John Crist
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- Опубліковано 1 лют 2025
- "Our coach is in his second year in the scheme, thats gonna be the difference." John Crist describes the top 20 things every football fan says preseason.
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"Our running back is coming off his 19th concussion, but yeah, he'll be ready to go." 🤣
I read this in perfect tandem with him XD
@@aerocard4831 Lol that happens to me all the time 🤣
AeroCard same
Paging Jordan reed.
sounds like Jordan Reed...dude has a concussion and season aint even start yet....
"...and most of our players were in jail" 😂😂😂😂😭😭
Mide Samuel ...as a Baltimore Ravens fan...this is too true!🤣🤣
Raiders fan? Lol.
“I’m judging on these guys stretching, their range of motion, I don’t see any reason we don’t make the playoffs!”
I love how all of the Titans fans in the background aren't paying a bit of attention to this man talking to himself and gesturing wildly while filming during the game. LOL
They're quietly thinking to themselves nutbag while thinking the same thing
@@standardofexcellence Titans are 1 game away from the super bowl.
Can you do a rednek in a big city? Like so he can see it
heli lover I was 69th like
Brayden Blomquist What is it with 69?
Gary Jones 🤪
Yes please!!! I would love that. Like do someone from East Tennessee going to Nashville. 🤣🤣
@@garyjones2561 Its a very hot sex position
August 21: "Indiana, do they have a quarterback?"
August 24: Andrew Luck randomly retires
John...you're a prophet!!!
😂😂😂
Phillip Shifley as a colts fan I’m so sad
😂😂😂 wow you called it
Ironic that hes a titans fan talking about Qbs
Lol. I didn't look at the date, and I thought this was after... Lol
Athlete: *breaths*
Fan: THIS, THAT, just WOW. This is only the PRESEASON. Wow
Jack Naj holy crap hi jack u got a lot of likes on ur comment
@@ethansorensen Cause he's right
playboymaxim Ik
Morro thank you for being that one person who knows what it is
Literally me
"He's doing too many humanitarian things, He's not focused"😂
Yeah, that cracks me up even though I'm from Houston and I love JJ Watt. But I really lost it when John said that they had picked up that one player from the street. 😂
Can you imagine, going to the game, getting to your seat, and boom: there’s John Crist, he’s making a video, and *your in the background*
What timemark?
Jane Doe lol Emma wasn’t saying that she was at the game, she was talking about the fans there, that know who he is
Love how candid these videos are... straight from a cellphone, camera zooming in on nose and mouth - eyes cut off half the time. It doesn't get more real than this! LOL
😂😂😂 this is literally my husband talking about the Bengals EVERY year
Every year they still suck 😂
Wait until he figures out that it's rigged and he's been cheering for a jobber team...
@@SouthernSkeptic 😂😂
The Bengals 😂😂😂😂
Lol 😂😂😂
preach girl lol
"Jets: hahahahahahaha, *JETS*
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
SouthernWildPaws I can tell he hasn't been keeping up with NFL news because the Jets are gonna be a PROBLEM this year lol
Jets will be gonna be good this season 💪 says a Jets fan.
@@Spsuperstar Told ya Jets stans gonna be mad at this LMAO
@@gavinf.7890 they are gonna butt fumble this season like they always do...
Jets fan here... I'M NOT SCARED!
😂😂 So this is why you got roasted by the Titans.
Wait, what? I need to see this
Thank you Brett. That was funny
@@546people Your're welcome lol
I didnt understand it. What is so funny about that picture of him with his hands in the air?
@@garrettevans9193 Its the caption they basically called him self absorbed instead of watching the game
The whole “we” thing is so true! 😂 “We literally picked him off the sidewalk...” as if the fan had anything to do w/any of it. 😂
Who’s here after titans are in the AFC championship
Me. However I personally would like the chiefs to win they deserve it more
TTFU
I'm here when they just won AFC south
"Everyone's holding out do they even have a team?" As a Cowboys fan, that hit hard.
I kinda didn’t get that. The only one holding out was Zeke I thought.
This video hits different after the Titans went to the AFC championship
"Backup special teams long snapper" 😂
Might also be an MVP contender this year
Killed me bro 😭
“Pittsburgh lost all their star players” yep yep we did.
and I think we will be better off. No more drama
Yeah but we still got good players it’s just our defense needs to step it up
@@wartiger7145 Except for the fact that your QB is about one season away from the old-folks home. What's the over-under for him making it through the season without an early-retirement inducing injury?
@McScott76 That’s a fair point Ben definitely isn’t as good as he used to be but I was mainly referring to JuJu and Conner I think they’re both pretty good
🐜 brown was the only one u had
“Just picked him off the streets”...😂
Falcons 2017: “yeah we’re up 28 points against the patriots in the super bowl, we got this”
Titans 2019: “yeah we got up 9 in preseason, yeah Brady was at a photo shoot or something I don’t know, but it’s basically the same.”
I mean my team sucked last year but you gotta remember one of the players daughters had a cold so that just completely sapped all his energy and he couldn’t perform on the field so we will bring it back next year
"Injuries... And a lot of our guys were in jail!" 😂😂
What’s crazy is the Titans were 3 quarters away from the Super Bowl
I remember one preseason game, I said the Argos 3rd string QB was gonna be good.
He became the starter that same season.
John, A friend of mine recently told me about your videos, and I’ve been watching you now for a few weeks, and I must say, you are amazing man. Don’t ever stop with these videos!
"new Orleans, we know they can't tackle"
*me as a Vikings fan: 🤣*
"Jets " the thought of it still makes me giggle a mean laugh. Just showed my son (future NFL player 😁#moms) and we both laughed the whole time. Great video!
Honestly, the only reason we didn't win it all last year was, injuries...
....that and a lot of our guys were in jail...
Giants?
Pretty sure John Crist is a prophet...2:35 "Indiana, do they have a quarterback?" Way to go John, you are the reason why Andrew Luck retired...he felt obligated to fulfill your video!
Hi everyone! I hope you guys have a new one for blessed day. Please take care of each other and be good to one another, hope everything goes well for you and hope you're safe. Peace out and God bless! 💙
A video from you and trey kennedy around the same time! What a treat! You're both literally the same guy and channel to me! LOVE IT!!!
Oh Dear Lord. Can't stop laughing. I HEAR this crap every night in Buffalo!
Wait.......did youu call the Andrew Luck retirement???
“Indiana..do they even have a quarterback?”
He did samuel zonenshein he did🤔
A black one so through pc sabotage no we don't
What do the Tennessee Titans & atheists have in common ?
Neither have a prayer.
Most underrated comment I've read so far LMAO
WOW👀☕
Truth
No reason this shouldn’t be top comment
and i oop-
This is amazing to watch now
John Crist killin it with videos ALL DAY! ALL DAY!!!
When he said the jets, and started laughing i died.
I love how cute and adorable John is when he laughs. He just cracks me up.😀😂
“Jets....Hahahahahahaha, the JETS!” 😂😂😂😂😂
“Kicker has hit a few from 80 yards.”
Bears fans sigh and shed a single tear
Nah as a bears fans, we shed one that bounces twice
Excited to see you Saturday!!!! This is hilarious!!!
I love watching football i love your videos sooooo much im always watching. Your videos .... Im watching your videos 24\7
Haha, I watched that pre-season game. As a Patriots fan! That being said, Nashville has a nice stadium. I was there last season to watch the Pats game (we lost). It was a ton of fun though. Nice people and a very clean stadium.
I'm a Panthers fan so needlesss to say, I am disappointed at the playoffs every year. Thanks John for all these reasons why 🤣
SouthernWildPaws As a Panthers this is a definite yes.
Same I hope we win the super bowl xd
Who's the Panthers😂
Its an odd year brother, we're gonna be elite again
@@timothy2195 ^^^^ 😂😂😂 you'll see.
Yes! Love his videos!!
“New Orleans... they can’t tackle anyone”. Total cold take! 😂😂
Black and Gold Super Bowl baby!
WHO DAT!!!
Keep it coming JBC!
I just love the irony that he's chanting SUPER BOWL SUPER BOWL when you know that the Titans won't make the super bowl. I really hope that he does one when Hockey season starts!!!! My goodness John Christ in Bridgestone Arena? It would be hilarious!!!!!
Props for making this video in front of the 7,000 people behind you.
What’s crazy is that the Titans almost played in the Super Bowl that year
Pittsburgh lost all their Star players
Jets- proceeded laughing
And so did I😂😂😂😭😭😭
Congratulations on 500,000 subscribers 🎈🎉
Thank you for taking your time at an event like this to entertain us. 😇
Whenever the team wins, “Super Bowl here we come” whenever they lose, “it’s just preseason, it doesn’t matter”
When you see John Crist uploaded a video you haven’t seen.... hey guys I’m gonna go take a bathroom break, gonna be gone at least 3:35mins. 😂
Dan Quinn posted this morning and I recall he made a lot of these same statements. You nailed this one!
And then there’s me who’s only excited about Super Bowl sweepstakes and snacks. Oh, and I yell whenever my hubby does. 💅🏾💁🏾♀️
I just like the commercials...
This is so me. I was raving about how cal was going to be good then they go 1-3. Then I make excuses for why they go 1-3.
Love your videos!😆 don't stop!
That optimism is literally every football fan of every team lmao
"Indiana... do they have a quarterback?"
Woah...
Yeah
They still do
“This year he’s gonna do way better because last year he was wearing the wrong size shoe”
🤪😃😁😀😂🤣
When he started reading off the schedule.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That family just over there eating their bojangles not even caring 🤣
John goes everywhere alone and talks to himself. 😂
How did he predict "Indiana do they have a Quarterback?" 4 days before Luck retired 😮
Your sooooo funny im always laughing at your videos
Watch out for that onslaught of mad Jet fans LMAO
Nah we good
“Indiana. Do they have a quarterback?” Haha
I mean, judging by the preseason warmups this year is gonna be different. -John B. Crist
Last Year - 9-7
This Year - 2-14
Great video and it looked like you had some nice seats!
Dude every video you make is freakin hilarious! 😂😂😂
Love this guy!
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAMILY RIGHT NOW GETTING READY FOR FOOTBALL I AM CRYING!!!
Crazy thing...the Titans ACTUALLY made the AFC Championship Game...wow...looking back in retrospect...
Oh so cute. Glad you guys can be so optimistic. Great I can see how something like this is.
Love,
Chick from NE 🤓
Right? I can’t even relate... as a Pats fan I just know my team is good, I don’t need to make up stuff 🤣 #TB12 🐐 #gopats
When John uploads... I click
Honestly forgot this game took place in Nashville the stations look the exact same
Colts fan here, "Indiana, do they have a quarterback?" may be the most prophetic statement of the NFL season this year...
Was at that game but roasting in the 300s on the east side of the stadium. Bet that fire was hot on that side though during the run out. #Titanup
#TitanUP Thank you John for making clean humor. This is hilarious, I can definitely see myself saying some of these things. Lol
“Indianapolis.... do they have a quarterback?”😭
“We have a stadium that looks like Batman...we are...Batman ! I live here in North East Tennessee and have said every bit of that about The Titans.
“Sure, Mariota hasn’t made it through a year but I think he’s finally got his wings “😂🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼
Funny thing is the Titans went to the AFC Championship that year
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That giggle at the Jets killed me!
Lol the titans made it to the afc championship after this video
John Crist THANK YOU!
Totally get it. As a fan of the NHL I need a similar video!! Too funny and so on point.
This is so spot on it's crazy, and very funny!
2:29 is so me. All the games you think your team’s gonna win before the season are usually the games they end up losing.
I can imagine John doing this at a funeral now. Seriously he's talking to the camera with people all around him.
Screw the super bowl. We need a hyper bowl.
Eric Chandler yeah every 4 years they get the best teams from the previous four and have a championship or something
That shoe part got me!!! 😂😂😂
Patriot Nation 💙❤️
Okay, but like this wasn't comedy this was a documentary. 😂😂😂
"New Orleans we know they can't tackle anybody" ahhhh that hurts but great content thanks for posting
You can tell John actually knows football, this is spot on!!!
3:13 I feel like he had a joke here and stated laughing before he could say it so made the joke “jets”
Bruh is straight HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
Watching the people in the background 😂
"New Orleans - we know they can't tackle anybody." LMAO!! Dead.