So one day a woman named Abigail was baking a Scottish bread using Scottish water from Markuso&Spice. Then a random man named Abed came in and started shouting in arabish. He said: أخبرني عن الله. I NO COMPRENDE - Abigail shouted. Then he said: إن لم يكن أقول أنا اغتصاب لك. Then the man took out his sharp sword and say: I LOVE U. And the woman said: Well that too bad nigga and blew his fucking head off with a god damn shotgun. Then another man came in. His name was Jonatanas and he said: I put baby in you now. She said: YES SIR YES. And then 9 months later I was born inside an oven (he wanted to cook us).
So one day a woman named Abigail was baking a Scottish bread using Scottish water from Markuso&Spice. Then a random man named Abed came in and started shouting in arabish. He said: أخبرني عن الله. I NO COMPRENDE - Abigail shouted. Then he said: إن لم يكن أقول أنا اغتصاب لك. Then the man took out his sharp sword and say: I LOVE U. And the woman said: Well that too bad nigga and blew his fucking head off with a god damn shotgun. Then another man came in. His name was Jonatanas and he said: I put baby in you now. She said: YES SIR YES. And then 9 months later I was born inside an oven (he wanted to cook us).
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