Inside an eBay sonic health bracelet for lymph drainage and fat reduction
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
- The original listing for this watch stated "Slimwe Ultrasonic Body Shape Wristband, Lymph Drainage Magnetic Bracelet" Which may be copied from the listing for an equally suspicious product. They've since tamed the listing to "Slimwe Ultrasonic Body Bracelet Shape Wristband, LED casual sports touch Bracelet"
The listing originally showed various medical-style pictures implying that the unit liquifies fat cells, prevents lymph node blockage and promotes blood circulation.
In hindsight, I noticed that the missing LED may have been as supplied, so maybe this is just their way of getting rid of factory rejects.
Nice PCB though.
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It's sealed so the snake oil doesn't fall out.
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Its seal failed, dried up & all that's left is vapor ware 🤭 lol
What kind of tech are you? You have to keep the magic smoke in! Everybody knows that!
With inflation being what it is, I find that a very good cost saving mesaure!
Funny thing is, Chinese medicine actually uses water snake oil. It contains 20% of one of the best forms of omega-3 fatty acid.
The only drainage it does is wallet.
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A Sucker is born every minute or so they say, yes you are RIGHT!!!! 🤣🤣
I lost more calories from laughing to this comment🤣👍
Mild mannered internet reporter Clive Clydesdale was just an average bloke until one day he put on ten watches that he had purchased off eBay. In an instant Clive was ultrasonically transformed into a shape shifting, amorphous mass. With no way to use a keyboard any longer, he dedicated himself to a life of super heroism!
Sounds a little like the plot of the movie “Lucy”
Me: "waaaaaaaaat!"
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I love your comment! 🙂👍
Clive doesnt do Heroin though?
@@joeprinsen1717 Heroism not heroin. He became a hero 😊
@@joeprinsen1717 He became Addict man!
Using his newfound super powers he ruined his own life, and then became a villain.
If it did what it claims to do, it would win the Nobel Prize and would be sold for thousands of dollars/pounds/Euros in medical supplies stores, not on eBay.
"What, Nobel Peace Prize DOESN'T want* you to know about."
You're thinking small time. Go big like Elizabeth Holmes did with Theranos. Federal Prison put a kink in her plans.
In China, they can claim anything they pull off the shelf is "Life changing medicine". They also put a Chinese smart watch onto a sausage and was able to register a heart rate
I think this watch drained me of the will to go on, ever so briefly. Then I saw how pretty the circuit board was and I was back! Only because I can’t think of any really good lymph and fat innuendos
It drained my chub away thats for sure.
I think you are supposed to wear it around your johnson. When you show people your new watch the facial recognition software activates the circuitry to increase blood flow.
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That'd never work for me. The band's too short.
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It even has a quartz healing crystal whose vibrations combined with its energy giving cells will help align your activities to the day!
you should work in advertising :)
Anyone who has studied henges (stone circles) would know that the particular geometric layout of the two groups of LEDs is what drains the lymphs and does the melty fat, all the while sucking the magnetics out of your body.
And into the environment? That things a health hazard.
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Better out than in!
But can it deactivate 5G death rays?
@@sootikins You're gonna need a bigger capacitor.
@@abitofabitofabit4404 And at least 5 flickering LEDs, one for each G.
Watching this video drained my lymph nodes and burned more calories far more effectively than the watch itself.
It's currently 8:37am on the 14th of december, and the Tube says this video was published 5 hours ago. So that time on the watch of 2:10 seems about right. Filming, editing and publishing your videos at 2 in the morning - that's Dedication.
or Insomnia
Whichever it is, Thank you!
It was the right time.
Odd. It says it was uploaded 5 minutes ago for me. 21:16 EST on the 9th.
@@alobowithadhd6191 Same, 17 minutes thou lol
@@bigclivedotcom Einstein had no set schedule either. Slept when tired, worked when inspired.
The best channel on the internet, bar none.
A treasure trove of videos, I hope is always available and growing for a very long time.
A thousand+ thank yous Big Guy!!!
It is said that Trump never understood time-zones.
I've lost 80kg in the last 28 months through self-control and willpower. If only I'd had a few of these! Ashens bought a mystery box that had a watch that looked exactly like this - probably the same molds in the same factory.
That is an enormous amount of weight to shed. Very impressive. Big respect for knuckling down and doing it without any of the nonsense.
@chancekahle2214 Thanks for the kind words. I was offered bariatric surgery, but wanted to keep that as a last resort. Now just need to maintain it for the rest of my days...
Damn, good on you! Very impressive, i hope you keep doing well
@Kimble Dunster My mother got bariatric surgery, and it's been nothing but trouble since. Removing parts of your digestive tract obviously has significant side effects. You chose the hard way, but you definitely made the right decision.
One of the best tips I can give is to realise that the food industry uses a sugar-fat combo to defeat your hunger control and keep you eating. It would be nice if we had governments that clamped down on that practice.
As someone who this was made to target due to my health issues, this device sickens me. thank you for the teardown and debunking as always!
The satisfaction and sarcasm in your voice when totally destroying the case..... Priceless!
Even if I believed that a watch could do everything they said this thing could do, I'm not going to believe that I could get one for four or five quid!
I like the band. I bought 2 watches at beginning 0f 2022 from Aliexpress with the identical module but they came with nice looking metal bands.
The watches kept falling out of the metal frame - so the plastic band looks much better.
I can't find them and I don't remember if they were openable.They were $5 Australian each and free postage.
I think this starts out as a communication issue.
Designers:
- Slim design
- Elegant
- Sealed (Ultrasonicly welded)
Marketing:
- Slimming
- Body shape
- Ultrasonic
If they put radioactive waste in standard button cells and sold them as atomic batteries they'd be snapped up by westerners.
I've noticed how many sites use this strange word salad in their descriptions. At first I thought it was just badly translated, but now I think it they are simply trying to get the most search engine hits.
I have a watch that looks identical, but has none of that newfangled lymphatic magnetism and magical ultrasonic fat obliteration rays business, it mostly just counts stuff, like time and steps and heartbeats. I'm surprised by the "non user serviceable" batteries, because I have a rechargeable battery in mine - it's one of those li-ion "spicy pillow" ones and naturally there is an accompanying charger - tiny little thumb sized black plastic socket with a bafflingly short cord. And as you mentioned, a truly awkward setup process due entirely to the fact there is only one button on the thing.
I also once ended up with an older version of the same device, again rechargeable, but this one uses a micro usb interface to do the heavy lifting. You may be delighted to know that the older one is actually in pieces but because of my terrifying inability to throw away anything with salvageable electronic doodads, I still have it... and it's conveniently within reach... _One moment please..._ For the curious, bored, or desperately procrastinating, here's some more "fake fitbit" carnage pics, including pcb (click the pic for the supersized experience. Or just squint, I don't judge.): ibb.co/P6wdRn0 .
Awww. I was hoping for a guest appearance by the Vice of Knowledge.
I find it so interesting how they knocked off the Xiaomi Mi Band's shape (this one looks like version 4, but I'm not completely sure) to make a trustworthy-looking product. The little bump in the back is a remnant from that, the real thing has a heart rate sensor there, and of course you can charge it too, through some contact pins along the bottom of the device which this knockoff apparently left off. (I guess it was easier to not include a charger and the respective circuitry.) It has a touch sensor too in the same place, although it swaps out the LED matrix for an OLED, and at least it's actually capable of some health functions (although nothing as flashy as claimed here). It's a neat little device and actually quite popular among cheap fitness bands (there have been quite a few of them in my family) so it makes sense as a device to copy.
Was about to say this looks like a pathetically bad clone of the Mi Band 5 on my arm right now, with the hump on the back containing the two strobing green LEDs and the sensor in the middle, and as you mentioned the magnetic pogo pin charge thingy (sorta like a magsafe) left out completely. Hell even the silicone band is made to look like the stock one that comes with the Mi Band 5 (and in my case promptly got switched out for a metal one to not sweat like crazy underneath). The real thing is quite useful, this clone is just a waste of resources
@@Knaeckebrotsaege I wonder if the silicone band is just completely the same thing. That way, they can sell bands to people smart enough to buy the real thing instead and there's less development cost for this excuse of a watch.
That outer shell is from Mi Band (4 I guess). The bulge on the bottom normally houses the sensors. Interesting to see that the shell was used for other devices, I guess someone had plenty of already produced shells on stock🙂
It's the same as my Smartband 6.
@@dbracer yeah, 6 is same as 4. 5 was different a bit.
@@mmdirtyworkz 4 and 5, non-full screen, 6, 7 and the 7 Pro, full screen
@@ReinKayomi we were talking in regards to bracelet compatibility, size wise
I guess the only way it's going to reduce fat is not having the four quid to buy chips.
The functionality of this reminds me of my first digital watch back in the 70s, they were LED rather than LCD, although the functionality did extend to the early LCD watches, when you pressed the mode button you got the time, press it again and you got the date, press it again and you got the seconds and if you then pressed it again it would go back to the time. I guess this is an example of recycling old tech to a new generation that isn't old enough to remember it the first time round. The plus point of the old watches though is you could at least change the batteries. I also remember having a watch pen that worked the same too although that was LCD.
Those old, original "digital" watches, at the time, were awesome. I had one and loved it.
I don't remember mine being rechargeable. I remember having to change the batteries quite often, since LEDs suck way more power that those fancy new liquid crystal types that came out shortly after. LOL With those, the batteries would last so much longer.
It really is amazing how technology has advanced in such a short time in human history.
@@BlondieSL Yeah I must admit I did love mine too, I don't think they had small enough rechargeable batteries then to use in watches, I think the only technology was NiCa. My watch ran on something like the LR44 button cell and only lasted a month or two, a big difference from my first LCD watch which used a Lithium coin battery and lasted a few years.
No no. They are modulating the power draw from the battery to generate a rotating magnetic field. This is interacting with the iron in your blood and fat cells, and increases fat metabolism, activates your NATURAL HEALING and thus drains your lymph nodes. When you tested it for magnetism at 01:32, it detected by the flux resistance that it was not connected to your wrist, and thus stopped the magnetic pulses for power saving.
The battery can be charged remotely by simply putting the device in your microwave (it will induce a voltage in the battery that charges it up).
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Hey Clive there’s this small Tesla coil toy being advertised everywhere on UA-cam and TikTok. And the guy touches plays with it in a way that looks dangerous to a lay person like myself. Any chance you’d take a look and react or review the safety of such a device?
Sounds like a job for Electroboom!
@@Ragnarok540 thank you stranger for showing me what I’m watching all night!
If it's the little low voltage slayer type then it's relatively safe. But if it's the audio type then it can destroy phones and other equipment.
@@bigclivedotcom Yea, they SURE can... I was testing a programmable high powered MSD CD ignition box for my drag car on my work bench. I had the complete system setup with an ignition coil, distributor, and spark plug. The "box" required a laptop to plug into it to program the timing curve you wanted, high speed retards, nitrous retards, 2-step, rev limiter, and many other features. When I spun the distributor by hand to test the system as I programmed it, it delivered quite the WALLOP to the spark plug... My laptop was about 6 feet away from the setup on my workbench, and when I gave the distributor a good spin that resulted in the spark plug firing about 10 times, my laptop screen went dark and it refused to turn back on for several minutes no matter how many times I pushed the power button. I panicked as I thought I had fried it, but it DID turn back on after a few minutes of being unresponsive, and it has been working fine since then.
I learned a valuable lesson that day, and now keep my electronics WELL away from large EMI/RFI firehoses like that high powered ignition system when I am playing with them.
@@davelowets I took more care about high voltage experiments at my workbench when I saw a drawer full of neon indicators glowing during one. It made me ponder what it was doing to the other components like integrated circuits and MOSFETs in the other drawers.
I think the most impressive bit of this device is that I don't see a single discrete resistor or capacitor anywhere. The magic blob chip apparently needs no assistance to do its job!
Typical of digital watches. One IC and a crystal.
Seen several of those lymph drainage and fat reduction watches on ebay recently from Chinese sellers
They were even too cheap to make the display 24-hours. That's dedication.
It would be nice to see what is under the blob. Thanks for the video.
just a basic watch chip and some bonding wires. Nothing exciting.
That’s the quantum field exciter - you don’t want to be poking around in there! Even Clive knew when to quit. 👍🏻
If it worked Clive, it would be registered as a ‘Medical Device’ with the MHRA and cost ten times as much!
Clive you should do a teardown of the “same” one from Xiaomi, the Mi Band 4/5. Looks visually the same but with actual sensors and oled screen!
I remember using a Mi Band 5, bought it in '21, now I upgraded to the Band 6 since I need a bigger screen
@@ReinKayomi haha cool. How do you like the 6? I thought about upgrading to that or the Band 7 but visually they don’t look all that different compared to mine… I still use my Band 4 from 2019. 2 week long battery life, shows my notifications, records my sleep and heart rate while biking. Just wishing it had built-in GPS.
The batteries do not need to be replaceable. I'm sure the thing is thrown away long before the batteries die. Your usage in this video is the best it will ever serve; single usage by one person for 7:05 minutes!
I have a similar thingy, the bump on the back of mine holds a camera/light for checking blood pressure/heart rate. It also has a small full color screen instead of leds
Yeah, it looks like the same housing as my Mi Band 4, which has a heart rate sensor (and is rechargeable!)
It's a cute watch but I just can't buy a watch that does not show the time when you look at it...having to touch it each and every time is just asinine to me.
And even then watch it go through it's little animation before showing the time.
My fitbit has an oled screen and it only turns on when I raise my hand. It's actually pretty good at detecting the motion, you just do the usual look at your watch routine and almost always the display comes up for a few seconds.
If I had a device which altered my lymph drainage and blood circulation, and liquefied my fat cells, I would want to know that it had been through stringent clinical safety trials. As a couch potato, the idea of casual sports is pretty scary too.
Shiverrrrr... "sports".... noooooooooooooooo!
"Let's just pop it out of its rubber sleeve" 🤣🤣🤣👍
Finally, the solution to my spare tire. No exercise, no cutting carbs, I've got to have one! Probably make your kids good-looking, too!
Bought 20 stuck it all over. now I have abs! Thanks big man
I have been really happy with my purchase ofsomething similar -- I've not seen or heard an elephant ever since.
A little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
I'm guessing that "221" i.c. would DEFINITELY be a version of the "223" i.c. that is on my touch sensor break-out Arduino board. I found a datasheet for the 6-pin 223 sensor on my board a while back, so I'm sure you could find that one and compare it to the 221 on yours.
The healing powers come from the pink bracelet. We need a spiritual schematic. 😂😂
I had one of these pretending to be a fitness tracker band. It was rechargeable with a full color display and touch pad like this. It even had the lights pointed at your wrist that would measure blood o2 saturation and pulse, but they were fake. It would just make up random numbers for those readings. I bought it as a pedometer (I couldn't use my phone at that time for reasons that are unimportant) as I remember that part actually worked. Unfortunately it required charging daily and it had to be removed from the wrist strap to do so which almost always popped the front face off revealing the bare LCD display. It also had zero waterproofing so if I washed my hands wearing it, or sweated in any volume it would die. I don't remember now, but I think it may have even had an app to pair with.
Just what I have been looking for! I need my lymph drained like there's no tomorrow!
"Quackery" you say ?
Does that mean it doesn't cure gullibility ?
I don't believe you, I need this !
Well, tbf, you did lose a few pounds Clive.
Just thought- repurposed, that circuit board with a different screen stencil, case and a couple of AAA cells would make a reasonable bedside clock- touch sensor...
Easier to do that with Arduino or ESP32. LOL
Yeah fat reduction etc are total bs but the PCB is neat ! And the bracelet is pink lol
A "fat reduced" PCB, so to speak...
I dig the display too, if I'm being honest!
After buying it you'll have slightly less money to buy food, so in a round about way it sort of works...
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@@KernelLeak All good PCBs have atleast 30kg of fat
"Oh the circuit board is very attractive ." -Classical Clive
The one at the back is the rectal moisture sensor 😁
That ought to be their slogan, 'That's very eBay.'
When I see an AI created advertisement for something that's obviously nonsense I ignore it. (I ignore every commercial actually) You actively destroy this rubbish. Good man Clive.
Love that old printer paper. If only this thing could melt fat, I'd buy 10!
I just watched an Ashens video where he got one of these in an AliExpress mystery box, weird!!!!
It definitely looks like as if it really wants to look like a Xiaomi Mi Band 3 or 4 model. I used to have a MiBand 4 and it had the same general shape, sleeve, wristband layout, and everything...
My lymphatic system is rather clogged after the Christmas festivities. That watch is just what I need!
A watch that can liquefy fat cells sounds absolutely terrifying!
One that liquifies politicians might be handy though.
It would flood my house if I had one!
@@bigclivedotcom close enough to each other 🤣
The case and strap are identical to the xiaomi mi bands, just with the camera and charging ports in the back filled in. A lot of these types of scam products come about thanks to people in back alley factories repurposing unused or defective parts, worn out injection moulding moulds etc.
3:52 there was no LED to begin with, you can check at the beginning when you showed various modes, that one segment was always off.
They wanted to advertise "cures all cancer" but unfortunately consumers just can't handle the truth that this is a miracle device.
I, too, suffer from the debilitating ailment of "Lust"... 😞
03:40 - They even omitted one LED.
UPD0: You snapped it? I didn't see this dot even lit before you crack opened it.
In hindsight it was missing from day one. This might have been a reject watch being disposed of in the eBay dumpster.
The deluxe stock picking version comes with the extra LED
I myself understand why you order such products from suspicious listings.
But have you reported it as a false listing anyway?
If I reported every dodgy listing I buy from I'd have my account shut down.
eBay don't care about dodgy listings. You can report every single one, and they will stay there. Occasionally change the titles slightly, but they stay. eBay only care about the money they make from this crap. It is a buyer beware environment. No protection against crappy products.
@@bigclivedotcom I've actually had my reporting function restricted by ebay lol. But not as in "disabling it"... they simply took my most (ab?)used report categories away, so now the list of things I *can* still report an auction for is tiny and not at all helpful, effectively keeping me from reporting anyone cause I can't pick the actual reason
My local pound store has OLED versions of this watch for £16, the heart sensors and jog sensors are good and it can connect to IOS and Android phones for logging and stuff.
Did you know there is 150X more lymph drainage when EMF protection stickers are applied to the device?
Especially the ones with extra thorium dioxide.
My dad had a stroke in 2018 and he was lucky he wasn't left paralysed down one side. Every night I would be running to his room every 10 to 20 minutes to check on him. So I got him a watch of banggood that can check his blood pressure, blood oxygen, breaths per minute, heart rate, temperature, sleep pattern plus it has an ECG on it too. The stress it lifted off me is worth it a 1000 times over coz now I just check the app and see that he's OK. It even warned me 3 days in advance that something wasn't right. And on the 4th day he started to with the signs of having another mild stroke. I gave him a few disprin a 20 minutes later he was brand new. Thank God.. if I knew that blood thinners stopped strokes I would of got him some asprine or disprin (there the same thing it's just disprin had the flavouring init so it's easier to take "acidacillic acid" is what's in them) there litterly a life saver in situations like ours. 👍💚🇮🇪🙏🏼
P.S. just ordered him a new watch just 2 days ago that has better stuff on plus every thing the old one has. But it has a blood sugar count on it because he recently got diabetes, & he has the world's largest sweet tooth. Have to show him the danger he's putting himself in when he eats sweets on the sly. 🤨
*acetylsalicylic acid
Only correcting it to make it easier for people to look up if they want.
While not being a huge fan of Apple, I do acknowledge that their smart watches are actually very important medical devices.
It looks like either Mi Band 5 or 6 at the first glance but the back and the guts look nothing alike.
By the way, it reminds of the infamous Power Balance.
Thanks for sharing!
If magnets around your wrist can't fix { insert problem} then use pretty flashing lights.
Foil hat not included.
wow that's interesting and im surprised it no charge there because no magnest. I guess this need replace battery? Good job. keeep up videos!!!
Request for a big Clive test - probe (safely) the toaster elements to see the voltage at various points.
Looks exactly like my "mi band 5" including the bump on the back and the band.
My one is far less pink though.
Wait. This will cure my gullibility? I'll take 20!
It also helps with male impotence - if you fasten it tightly in an appropriate location.
You should see what it does for low-hanging hemorrhoids!
Just say'n
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No, lymph, with an H
Early Patreon videos are one thing, but nearly 4 weeks early? That's just weird ;).
Yeah, I've really got a bit too far ahead.
What is current draw on standby and with LEDs powered? How long do you think it would last on those two batteries, several weeks at most?
It got worse.... I popped the cells out and they were really thin with packer ribs behind them.
A 1-button interface is effectively like bit-banging a serial port.
What's sad about these quack products is there's enough people out there who would fall for it to justify mass producing it.
The Amazon listing is pretty much as described: "2022 New Slimwe Ultrasonic Body Shape Wristband, Matteo Ultrasonic Body Shape Wristband, Lymph Drainage Magnetic Bracelet, for All Men and Women (3pcs)"
Nice Magenta, thanks Clive! : )
Given the thumbnail, I was half expecting the watch to be made out of Goop crystals. Imagine my disappointment.
What no lymph node drainage? I'm outraged! JK! Hope you are well Clive and as always love all your content.
It looks like it's a rip off of the Xiaomi Mi Smart Band 6, since it looks like it's the same "form factor" and uses the same watch straps, but the screen is so much worse (LED rather than an actual screen) and it doesn't have magnetic cable to recharge it, but I think that'll be the device they're ripping off (since it looked like in the ebay listing they were showing a watch face similar to the one on the Smart Band 6 too.
Six? I think they copied the third one.
@@jkobain The actual device, yeah... but I think in their "advertising" they ripped the look/feel of the 6th one...
I was supposed to get one of these on my last 3 for $6 aliexpress order, but instead they sent me a pink battery powered blender/juicer.
I have three of these - I'll swap you for the blender, it sounds cute, and I might get some use out of it, unlike these things.
As a kids watch, it's pretty nifty.
Some old film cameras with electronic shutters would run for a year or more on two LR44s, I suspect by the time to batteries ran out, the seller would be long gone.
The pokemon go gotcha watches are similarly sealed. Fortunately those are rechargeable though lol.
What a lot of engineering for a quack product. Amazing.
Same case as the Amazefit Band 5 and the Mi Band 6. But of course those actually work as smart watches and fitness trackers and have rechargeable batteries.
I suspect in fact these cases come from the same factory
PCBs are cheap, injection molding is not
@@JanPeterDeVries It's comparatively expensive but not prohibitively in the era of CNC. A $20k investment on dies can be recouped pretty quick if you have 100s of mom and pop knockoff manufacturers buying them by the thousands at 10 cents a piece to be assembled into a pantheon of variable quality knockoffs, quack devices, and outright scams to sell to suckers both domestic and globally.
The little nub on the back is because the case is a generic fitness armband one. Poundland sells one in that same case.
…so it melts away my fat?
…like it melts your wrist with it?
The watch colour matches the calculator, !
Now we need a pink soldering iron !
This is just the classical led watch but with a touch ic and mi band 4 style
A hundred years from now, some archeologists are going to be excavating our old landfills and wonder just how the hell we survived so long anyway.
And those "archaeologists" might not even be human.
With the way this human race is degrading, I wouldn't be surprised if we wipe ourselves out and make room for a new, totally different intelligent species.
@@BlondieSL dolphins, perhaps, if Douglas Adams was right...
Years ago when Gearbest was around and didn't suck, they had a house-brand (Xaeioumi or something) watch-plus that in fact was that same form-factor and fit that rubber doodad. It was rechargeable, and a sort of fitbit-lite. It'd show your pulse rate, footsteps, and a few other things.
Forgot what I did with it, but it only held a charge for a few days, so I'd always be charging it.
Sounds like the Xiaomi MiBand
@@robjan Mmm, that sounds about right.
@@robjan I have version 5 (or maybe 6) of that miband. Bloody thing wont stay on your wrist, I gave up using it because it kept falling off due to the awful fastening design. Ended up putting tape round the band to hold it on before saying fuck it and buying a proper smartwatch with a sensible strap design. Pity, as I quite liked the bands functionality and battery life was very good.
Clive, on a different note. Have you created any videos on making a DIY GSM Listening Device and a Covert Camera with Infrared? If not, do you have any links that I could try? 👍
You can get cellular bugs masquerading as trackers. Like the mini A8. They work on the 2G network.
Those don't look like standard LR44/AG13 batteries anyway - they don't have that "pip" on the contact face that contacts the contact on the circuit board. Even if you could get the thing open without unreasonable force, you probably couldn't get replacement batteries that work. Probably they're some odd chemistry that produces 1.8253V
Holy crap. it looks like a Mi Band. I've owned a few in my day, but they're rechargable fitness watches. This looks like a bit bunk. Doesn't even have a charging port on the underside, or inside the band itself?
I suspect that it is glued together to make it impossible to determine whether or not it holds 'magical properties' without causing enough damage to invalidate the refund policy.
They probably use CRAZY GLUE, which is very appropriate!
looks to me its reusing the same case shape as an older miband smartwatch, that bottom nubbin thing is where the heart rate sensor used to be
Some years ago I've bought something similar. I needed a watch and thought it looked neat. That dang thing couldn't even tell the time right, like how?