_ I love Doug trying to incorporating as much of the movie's flaws as possible into the intro skit: AWkward product placements, can't open the Pepsi, obvious ADR,... _ Madam Web = Pepsiwoman
I like how she could just get on an airport and fly to the amazon, while wanted for kidnapping, because y'know airport security was notoriously lax in 2003.
11:40 - 11:55 🙄🤦♂️Oh. My. God! Three?! There were *three* of these logo changes?! Inigo Montoya: "🤨You keep using *100th Anniversary* in your marketing. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Curious if we'll ever see a review where the Chart Guys are so depressed and feel beaten down by recent failures that Doug kinda feels bad for them and decides to show them a movie where studio meddling actually saved a movie ... probably Sonic or something.
The fortune cookie line actually made me laugh because about a month ago, I got Chinese food, and the cookie I opened literally had no fortune inside. I broke it open, no paper, hence no fortune.
When Doug's released the video, I waited until your reaction came out. I know how excited you guys were in waiting for this review to come out, so I wanted to watch it with you.
Me and my friends were going to watch this movie as a joke, But one of them was almost attacked in the bathroom and punched the guy in the face in self defense. But despite that, we were kicked out, and we couldn’t see the movie. 😔 I also bought the $15 popcorn bucket as a joke, and left it at the theater. 😔😔
All I know is that if I wanted Madame Web in a Spider-Man property, I would've placed her in a Spider-Man movie/show, not in a stand-alone movie! Gillian Anderson would've made a good Madame Web. Sydney Sweeney would be a great Black Cat.
I mean I went on a diet 2 years ago when I got type 2 diabetes and was horribly out of shape thanks to the pandemic and lost some weight by ditching pop for a while and eating salads and drinking diet ginger ale and taking my blood sugar meds and yeah I’m still losing weight I’ve slowed down on my salad eating but with every meal I eat I take my blood sugar pills (metformin) and it keeps my weight in check that and walking around my neighborhood helps too this woman would need to take metformin with any pizza she ate to stay in shape and even that’s pushing it
😮1:12 - 1:57 Howard the Duck? *pfft* 😆I'd rather watch *Halle Berry's Catwoman* than Madame Web again, and that is saying something considering how awful that Batman spin-off was. I could at least think of a better rewrite with Selina Kyle and Lady Clayface for *that* story than these writers could with a Spider-Man property.
You know I’ve never been one of those absolute proponents that the Spider-Man rights should go back to Marvel (much more of a public domain advocate but I recognize that’s a long way from happening if at all) but with movies like Madame Web, Morbius and whatever the hell is going on with Kraven, Sony makes it REALLY hard to disagree with the people that advocate for that as well
1:15 i actually enjoyed the tom hardy Venom movies more than both morbius and madame web. and i'm actually looking forward to Venom 3: The Last Dance (yes, an actual title). outside of maybe rhino depiction different than paul giamatti's, i'm not interested in Kraven movie. tbh, the morbius and madame web failures did get me into the comics (2 Morbius epic collection's and 'Marvel-Verse: Spider-Man & Madame Web') i never saw this film, but when the first trailer hit and later on, when the film's reviews came out, i've immediately purchased 'Marvel-Verse: Spider-Man & Madame Web' comic afterwards. 'Marvel-Verse: Spider-Man & Madame Web' contains Madame Web's debut issue TASM # 210 and two awesome spider-man/juggernaut stories, TASM # 229-230. besides, the late Stan Lee's wife, the late Joan B. Lee (90s Spider-Man cartoon series), is the best Madame Web ever. followed with cree summer (Ultimate Spider-Man tv show), rachel dratch (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and susanne blakeslee (Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions).
And I like Morbius and Madame Web (the comic/animated shows/game versions, not the movies). They are actually very interesting Marvel/Spider-Man characters.
Sorry, but the Sony movies of Morbius and Madame Web failed hard. I much prefer the versions of Morbius and Madame Web from Spider-Man 1994, which Doug likes to crap on constantly in comparison to X-Men 1992.
The first time I heard that "responsibility" line, I thought it was a joke, like "It's Morbin time." Like, professional screenwriters came up with something so lazy.
34:35 - 36:50 You know what's sad about this joke...it's a genuinely better than Madame Web XD It has a character arch, a conflict, a reward, and since this is a comedy...a punchline XD
"All these years I thought it was power that brought responsibility. It's not. I was wrong. It's responsibility that brings power. It's knowing what needs to be done that brings strength. And courage." - Peter Parker, Earth X
Fun fact the Britney Spears song they play in the cafe would be released until 2004 which is a year later than when this movie takes place, so theirs another thing bad about this movie, that it doesn’t even respect the year it takes place place in
Madame Web is definitely a gift wrap for the Razzies. My picks for the nominees: Worst Picture, Director (S.J. Clarkson), Actress (Dakota Johnson), Supporting Actor (Tahar Rahim), Supporting Actress (Sydney Sweeney), Screen Combo (Dakota Johnson and the “spider-women” played by Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced and Celeste O’Connor), Screenplay (wrote by 7 people screwed over by Sony) and Remake or Sequel (for being the meme-fodder sequel of Morbius)
The only positive thing about this movie existing is that some of the main actors hate this movie as much as we do and knowing that fact makes me happy!
The actor for the villain speaks perfect English too. Like he was born in France, but in interviews his English is fine. What did he do to someone editing the movie where they ADR'd that man's lines poorly. 😂
I remember reading a headline before the movie came out about how they changed the 'power/responsibility' line and I thought...no, surely that's *too* stupid, even for a Sony "Spider-Man" movie. And then the movie came out and it was real.
on top of morbius and madame web failures, what about Ezekiel Sims? who and what Ezekiel Sims is like in the comics? is he a good or complex character? i heard ppl say this film did him dirty.
I think a fair reaction to anyone whose brought their friends to see Madame Web: The Pepsi Movie when it was in theaters is Joe Swanson when he was at a strip club: “AH Why Did You Bring Me Here!?” while feeling frustrated and inexplicably angry.
@@Tim_Raths I’m glad you enjoyed it! Frankly it seemed like one of the most accurate and hilarious that i could think of on the fly as i was watching Nate and Nick react to the Nostalgia Critic’s review of what is undoubtedly the worst film of 2024.
Isabela Merced came out of The Last Knight with more dignity than she did here. She, Sydney Sweeney and Celeste O'Connor have all proven they can give good performances. This was not the film to showcase their talents with.
This doesn't feel like a movie made by people who didn't read the comics, it feels like a movie made by people who read the comics and hated them and made this movie as a slap in the face to the stories in the comics and the fans who loved them.
I went into this movie knowing it was shit and it STILL managed to disappoint me. I was intrigued in the future bit where the villain died, and then he died _prior_ to him dying in the future, making the vision wholly pointless.
I never want to hear anyone say amazing Spider-Man 2 is the worst spider man movie at least that had great acting and the villains were far more interesting than Ezekiel hell catwoman with Halle berry is better than this piece of sh🐬t
I heard someone say all Spider-Man films are bad including Spider-verse and I just told them Madame web is the only one close to as bad as they were claiming they were yes they think they are that bad
@@Cloningmaster55 well I don’t pay attention to Spider-Man fans like that I decide what’s good about Spider-Man and what isn’t if I want to like marvel’s Spider-Man 2 I’ll like it if I want to like homecoming I’ll like homecoming same with far from home I don’t give a rats ass what anyone thinks I’ve been a fan of Spider-Man since I was born I’ve been a fan of this character before the raimi movies were even a thing
I’m just gonna sum up my thoughts by leaving a quote by Brandon Rogers right here: “Anyone who saw that and let it go by deserves to be fired. I don’t mean to be mean but come on, you need to lose your jobs.”
95% of the time exsecutives need to but the hell out of the movie making process. Rarely is exsecutive meddling a good thing. Exsecutives have one job and thats provide the money thats it aside from that they need to stay far away from the studios. And if a movie is a comic book adaptation everyone working on the movie should read the comic its based on before even starting.
Did you know that this movie is so bad, that in the first week of it being in theaters, was put on Netflix. Madame Webb is still in theaters and on Netflix.
Hey Sydney sweeney is a very nice and likable person who doesn't hide her beauty. She is a decent actress and she was in on the joke. If someone embraces the fact that people like her beauty, that doesn't make her bad. She has become a proponent against wokeness and rightfully so.
I have to be the only one that likes this movie. I thought it was good. I do not give a shit for all the other trivial stupid shit that people say about this film. I just enjoy it for what it is. That's it. Nothing other than that.
I think the stupid shit that people say about this film is dumb. People should be able to like what they like. It shouldn't matter if its good or bad. It's a movie for god's sake.
It should matter if a film is good or bad. Especially during an era where people are getting tired of superhero movies. If you enjoyed the movie, kudos to you. But for others, there are valid criticisms. The film is a shameless cash grab to milk Spider Man without having Spider Man in there.
_ I love Doug trying to incorporating as much of the movie's flaws as possible into the intro skit: AWkward product placements, can't open the Pepsi, obvious ADR,...
_ Madam Web = Pepsiwoman
I was told that the people behind this movie are the same ones who did Morbius and Gods of Egypt. If it's true, it explains so much...
This has to be one of the worst things/decisions/mistakes Sony has ever done.
And it shows.
My god! That does explain so much.
I'm a crazy I enjoyed gods of Egypt I'm not saying it's a good movie but I found it enjoyable
@@dragonshadow2069That’s actually a good point. I guess because that film had cooler imagery and characters that were more fun.
They also did the 2017 Power Rangers film, The Last Witch Hunter, and Dracula: Untold.
I like how she could just get on an airport and fly to the amazon, while wanted for kidnapping, because y'know airport security was notoriously lax in 2003.
Especially when the Iraq war had just began around that time.
Especially airport security in NEW YORK.
I feel so sorry for Dakota Johnson and Sydney Sweeney during this movie.
They definitely felt the most duped into being in the movie
Adam Scott too
What about Isabela Merced and Celeste O’Connor?
@Phanthief95 Him too.
@@narendramartosudarmo6112 Them too.
11:40 - 11:55 🙄🤦♂️Oh. My. God! Three?! There were *three* of these logo changes?!
Inigo Montoya: "🤨You keep using *100th Anniversary* in your marketing. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Curious if we'll ever see a review where the Chart Guys are so depressed and feel beaten down by recent failures that Doug kinda feels bad for them and decides to show them a movie where studio meddling actually saved a movie ... probably Sonic or something.
You know, that’s actually not a bad idea!
@@davidspraguedragonman6479 Probably Apocalypse Now, since the Redux version wasn't as good as the theatrical.
Ngl, Doug's right on Adam Scott being alright as Ben cuz I did felt like he got his wise personality down and even his mannerisms.
Nate ranting about the movie for the entire opening segment.
Me: ...this is gonna be a fun reaction.
The fortune cookie line actually made me laugh because about a month ago, I got Chinese food, and the cookie I opened literally had no fortune inside. I broke it open, no paper, hence no fortune.
Everyone: Why does this film exist?!
Sony: 💰💵💰💵💰💵🤑
The same goes for Disney and Warner Bros as well.
Nah. You just don’t care. I’m not mad at you. Ok?
Yeah, pretty much
When Doug's released the video, I waited until your reaction came out. I know how excited you guys were in waiting for this review to come out, so I wanted to watch it with you.
Me and my friends were going to watch this movie as a joke, But one of them was almost attacked in the bathroom and punched the guy in the face in self defense. But despite that, we were kicked out, and we couldn’t see the movie. 😔
I also bought the $15 popcorn bucket as a joke, and left it at the theater. 😔😔
This is a better story than the movie.
All I know is that if I wanted Madame Web in a Spider-Man property, I would've placed her in a Spider-Man movie/show, not in a stand-alone movie!
Gillian Anderson would've made a good Madame Web. Sydney Sweeney would be a great Black Cat.
8:03
Doug's taking out the trash
It's fucking garbage day!
Also last time I checked Doug was on the final three chapters of final fantasy remake
And after those three chapters,
It's either Crisis Core:Reunion or Rebirth next.
Was that an Ice Nine Kills reference?
I think he has said they will play something else before they go straight into a rebirth
1:51-1:57 Ooh, that would make for a good quote.
Reaction starts here --> 3:58
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I mean I went on a diet 2 years ago when I got type 2 diabetes and was horribly out of shape thanks to the pandemic and lost some weight by ditching pop for a while and eating salads and drinking diet ginger ale and taking my blood sugar meds and yeah I’m still losing weight I’ve slowed down on my salad eating but with every meal I eat I take my blood sugar pills (metformin) and it keeps my weight in check that and walking around my neighborhood helps too this woman would need to take metformin with any pizza she ate to stay in shape and even that’s pushing it
😮1:12 - 1:57 Howard the Duck? *pfft* 😆I'd rather watch *Halle Berry's Catwoman* than Madame Web again, and that is saying something considering how awful that Batman spin-off was. I could at least think of a better rewrite with Selina Kyle and Lady Clayface for *that* story than these writers could with a Spider-Man property.
Hideo Kojima made a tweet about Madame Web. It was "Saw Madame Web at the theater."
You know I’ve never been one of those absolute proponents that the Spider-Man rights should go back to Marvel (much more of a public domain advocate but I recognize that’s a long way from happening if at all) but with movies like Madame Web, Morbius and whatever the hell is going on with Kraven, Sony makes it REALLY hard to disagree with the people that advocate for that as well
No, trust me. You don't want Marvel either.
Maybe all the Pepsi references was their way of telling you this films for when you don't have any Spider-Man.
The bad guy sounds like he's doing a bad Solid Snake impression.
12:42 Nick you disappoint me for missing the opportunity.
You can actually see that same Pepsi Sign during Spider-Man No Way Home when Peter fights at Happy's Apartment.
1:15 i actually enjoyed the tom hardy Venom movies more than both morbius and madame web. and i'm actually looking forward to Venom 3: The Last Dance (yes, an actual title).
outside of maybe rhino depiction different than paul giamatti's, i'm not interested in Kraven movie.
tbh, the morbius and madame web failures did get me into the comics (2 Morbius epic collection's and 'Marvel-Verse: Spider-Man & Madame Web')
i never saw this film, but when the first trailer hit and later on, when the film's reviews came out, i've immediately purchased 'Marvel-Verse: Spider-Man & Madame Web' comic afterwards.
'Marvel-Verse: Spider-Man & Madame Web' contains Madame Web's debut issue TASM # 210 and two awesome spider-man/juggernaut stories, TASM # 229-230.
besides, the late Stan Lee's wife, the late Joan B. Lee (90s Spider-Man cartoon series), is the best Madame Web ever.
followed with cree summer (Ultimate Spider-Man tv show), rachel dratch (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and susanne blakeslee (Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions).
And I like Morbius and Madame Web (the comic/animated shows/game versions, not the movies).
They are actually very interesting Marvel/Spider-Man characters.
Sorry, but the Sony movies of Morbius and Madame Web failed hard. I much prefer the versions of Morbius and Madame Web from Spider-Man 1994, which Doug likes to crap on constantly in comparison to X-Men 1992.
@@sebastianemond5313 And I love Spider-Man:The Animated Series.
The first time I heard that "responsibility" line, I thought it was a joke, like "It's Morbin time." Like, professional screenwriters came up with something so lazy.
19:31 What makes this more funnier is that Emma Roberts was in season 12 of that show, where she was pregnant.
34:35 - 36:50 You know what's sad about this joke...it's a genuinely better than Madame Web XD It has a character arch, a conflict, a reward, and since this is a comedy...a punchline XD
The acting in this movie is so bad that I couldn't even make it through the critic's review!
Also video starts at 4:00
Dakoda Johnson was great in _The Peanut Butter Falcon_ .
That's a pretty overlooked movie and that's a shame, it's really good
"All these years I thought it was power that brought responsibility. It's not. I was wrong. It's responsibility that brings power. It's knowing what needs to be done that brings strength. And courage." - Peter Parker, Earth X
Fun fact the Britney Spears song they play in the cafe would be released until 2004 which is a year later than when this movie takes place, so theirs another thing bad about this movie, that it doesn’t even respect the year it takes place place in
10:45 and Dakota's grandma is Tippi Hedren.
Careful. You might convince Hollywood to attempt another remake of The Birds again, starring Dakota.
Or another Birdemic movie 🙄🙄🙄 the director will go after Dakota now.
Definitely watch Nostalgia Critic Kung Pow - 31:50
Madame Web is definitely a gift wrap for the Razzies.
My picks for the nominees:
Worst Picture, Director (S.J. Clarkson), Actress (Dakota Johnson), Supporting Actor (Tahar Rahim), Supporting Actress (Sydney Sweeney), Screen Combo (Dakota Johnson and the “spider-women” played by Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced and Celeste O’Connor), Screenplay (wrote by 7 people screwed over by Sony) and Remake or Sequel (for being the meme-fodder sequel of Morbius)
The only positive thing about this movie existing is that some of the main actors hate this movie as much as we do and knowing that fact makes me happy!
I remember when me and my friends saw this in the theatre 3 months ago one of us straight up started laughing out of insanity of how awful this movie.
11:52 Uh-oh...watch out MGM...
Hopefully they don't have a bad year
@@bunnyblanc5470I don't know a 3rd time MGM is going to have a bad year it has to happen for it's 100 anniversary.
I immediately knew this reaction was coming 😅 😅.
15:23 just learned guy was in first contact. He was in a little of it but he was still in it.
41:00 Although, I will say your timing is appropriate.
34:35 And that was it you guys, *Wiping my hands clean* You can all shut up and go home now.
The actor for the villain speaks perfect English too. Like he was born in France, but in interviews his English is fine. What did he do to someone editing the movie where they ADR'd that man's lines poorly. 😂
0:16 greatest film of all time, i dont think so…. I dont think so
Hey nice Nate you got your request
I remember reading a headline before the movie came out about how they changed the 'power/responsibility' line and I thought...no, surely that's *too* stupid, even for a Sony "Spider-Man" movie.
And then the movie came out and it was real.
Pretty sad that the ADR voices from old movies like Goldfinger and Enter the Dragon sound better than the villain’s in this film.
I'd never heard of either of them, according to SNL Dakota Johnsons who you get when you can't get Aubrey Plaza. She only dose Marvel TV.
on top of morbius and madame web failures, what about Ezekiel Sims?
who and what Ezekiel Sims is like in the comics? is he a good or complex character?
i heard ppl say this film did him dirty.
Dude I actually liked this movie, but yeah it isn't perfect and could've been sooo much better❤😢
I think a fair reaction to anyone whose brought their friends to see Madame Web: The Pepsi Movie when it was in theaters is Joe Swanson when he was at a strip club: “AH Why Did You Bring Me Here!?” while feeling frustrated and inexplicably angry.
I probably laughed at that Family Guy analogy more than I should have. 😂
@@Tim_Raths I’m glad you enjoyed it! Frankly it seemed like one of the most accurate and hilarious that i could think of on the fly as i was watching Nate and Nick react to the Nostalgia Critic’s review of what is undoubtedly the worst film of 2024.
Isabela Merced came out of The Last Knight with more dignity than she did here. She, Sydney Sweeney and Celeste O'Connor have all proven they can give good performances. This was not the film to showcase their talents with.
This doesn't feel like a movie made by people who didn't read the comics, it feels like a movie made by people who read the comics and hated them and made this movie as a slap in the face to the stories in the comics and the fans who loved them.
Nice reaction guys hope you guys react to his kung pow review.
I went into this movie knowing it was shit and it STILL managed to disappoint me.
I was intrigued in the future bit where the villain died, and then he died _prior_ to him dying in the future, making the vision wholly pointless.
I never want to hear anyone say amazing Spider-Man 2 is the worst spider man movie at least that had great acting and the villains were far more interesting than Ezekiel hell catwoman with Halle berry is better than this piece of sh🐬t
And I actually like The Amazing Spider-Man 2.
It's already one of my favorite Marvel/Spider-Man movies.
Halle *Berry.* Halle Bailey is the new Little Mermaid.
I heard someone say all Spider-Man films are bad including Spider-verse and I just told them Madame web is the only one close to as bad as they were claiming they were yes they think they are that bad
@@Cloningmaster55 That someone is a total Spider-Man hater and a complete asshole.
@@Cloningmaster55 well I don’t pay attention to Spider-Man fans like that I decide what’s good about Spider-Man and what isn’t if I want to like marvel’s Spider-Man 2 I’ll like it if I want to like homecoming I’ll like homecoming same with far from home I don’t give a rats ass what anyone thinks I’ve been a fan of Spider-Man since I was born I’ve been a fan of this character before the raimi movies were even a thing
30:47-30:59 That would be hilarious.
You should see the HISHE madame web!!! You’ll actually enjoy what they said about it.
Are all the young people in American Horror Story the daughter of a really popular and successful, famous actor?
No wait, Emma Roberts is there.
Since you talk about ff7 ill just say… Doug took the Stairs.
Could you guys and kate react to the nostalgia critic's review of signs
Let's just hope that the movie kraven does better than this movie otherwise Sony should give up Spider-Man rights to marvel
I'm not holding my breath over Quicksilver of the Jungle. I'd rather see a Tangerine and Lemon spin off from Bullet Train than Kraven.
And just give it to someone who ACTUALLY knows and understands both Marvel and Spider-Man.
Luckily Phil Lord and Chris Miller are the new heads of Sony/Spider-Man movie universe, so maybe there is some hope after all
The Spider Verse movie's are keeping the lights on but after Beyond they probably will. And after Beyond Disney will be begging them too.
@@leohanley9365 that should've happened years ago.
I’m just gonna sum up my thoughts by leaving a quote by Brandon Rogers right here:
“Anyone who saw that and let it go by deserves to be fired. I don’t mean to be mean but come on, you need to lose your jobs.”
Madam Web is the most edited, most written, most existing movie ever!
35:45 So instead of ripping off Spider-Man, they ripped off Stan Lee… *IN SUPER HERO SQUAD SHOW!*
31:47 lol
Morbius 2 as I like to call it
React to the Nostalgia Critic review of Halle Berry's Catwoman.
95% of the time exsecutives need to but the hell out of the movie making process. Rarely is exsecutive meddling a good thing. Exsecutives have one job and thats provide the money thats it aside from that they need to stay far away from the studios. And if a movie is a comic book adaptation everyone working on the movie should read the comic its based on before even starting.
Sony did not fuck up Venom. Both movies are great
Please, react to The Blockbuster Buster - Cars 2.
I mean, WB had last year’s box office champion so I don’t think their 100-year anniversary was that bad.
Didn’t Warner Bros. release Barbie on their 100th?
Did you know that this movie is so bad, that in the first week of it being in theaters, was put on Netflix. Madame Webb is still in theaters and on Netflix.
I mean we have Garfield for Columbia and that film was not bad.
Not sure why this film even exists seriously lol
Like for Donkey Kong music on background
Next watch, how Madame Web should have ended.
😂❤
I know it'll probably be just as bad as Morbius if not worse but...I really hope/pray to god Kraven turns out at least decent.
Garbage day 😂😂😂😂🗑️
Hey Sydney sweeney is a very nice and likable person who doesn't hide her beauty. She is a decent actress and she was in on the joke. If someone embraces the fact that people like her beauty, that doesn't make her bad. She has become a proponent against wokeness and rightfully so.
Please react team neighborhood ep1
Reacting to another reaction video. You guys are beyond lazy 🤦
I have to be the only one that likes this movie. I thought it was good. I do not give a shit for all the other trivial stupid shit that people say about this film. I just enjoy it for what it is. That's it. Nothing other than that.
I think the stupid shit that people say about this film is dumb. People should be able to like what they like. It shouldn't matter if its good or bad. It's a movie for god's sake.
It should matter if a film is good or bad. Especially during an era where people are getting tired of superhero movies. If you enjoyed the movie, kudos to you. But for others, there are valid criticisms. The film is a shameless cash grab to milk Spider Man without having Spider Man in there.
@@byronhowell3777 I disagree 110%