marks results are gen 1: 13 gen 2: 2 gen 3: 6 gen 4: 3 gen 5: 13 gen 6: 9 gen 7: 16 gen 8: 10 purplecliffes were gen 1: 29 gen 2: 17 gen 3: 22 gen 4: 23 gen 5: 32 gen 6: 13 gen 7: 25 gen 8: 16 as we can see, purplecliffe is SIGNIFICANTLY more horny for pokemon than markiplier. its unclear what caused this, but my guess would be the constant exposure to pokemon has gotten him used to the designs. being used to the appearances, he is much more comfortable with the idea of smashing them. we need to send him psychological help at once.
Love watching Jack react to himswlf because A ) clearly his editors mess with him and he doesnt know about it B ) he forgets and ends up contradicting himself C ) he forgets and then predicts himself ITS THE HOLES
(Around 10:30) Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again. ...what did you think this was gonna be? BE WHOLESOME.
I love how the video editor messes with Purplecliffe it just makes the videos soo much funnier. You never upset your video editor because they hold more power over your videos than you do. XD
Mesprit god of emotion Kyogre god of oceans Groudon god of land Rayquaza god of sky Azelf god of willpower Uxie god of knowledge Palkia god of space Dialga god of time Giratina god of antimatter / devil equivalent Mew god of creatures Arceus god of all gods Regigigas god of continents Lugia guardian god of the sea Ho-oh god of wishes/sun Kyurum god of dragons/absence of yin and yang Reshiram god of flames/yang Zekrom god of lightning/yin Xerneas god of life Yveltal god of destruction Zygarde guardian god of Kalos/ god of balance between life and destruction Hoopa-unbound guardian god of the dimensions Regirock god of mountains/rock registeel god of mountains/metal Regice god of glaciers/ice Tornadus god of wind Thundurus god of lightning Landorus god of life on earth Tapu's gods of Alola Heatran god of Earth's core Solgaleo god of sun Lunala god of moon Cosmoem god of cosmos Necrozma god of cosmos Zapdos god of lightning Moltres god of fire Articuno god of ice Raikou god of thunder Entei god of volcanoes Suicune god of northern wind Cresselia god of dreams Darkrai god of nightmares Latios and latias gods of the city altomare Deoxys god of alien Diancie god of ore Phione god of warm waters Manaphy god of cold waters Volcanion god of steam Zeraora god of speed/lightning Celebi god of time travel Victini god of victory Meloetta god of talent Shaymin god of gratitude Virizion/cobalion/terrakion gods of justice Keldeo god of youth Marshadow god of fear Human created gods: Genesect god of weapons Magearna god of machine Mewtwo god of clone Silvally god of synthetic
Give me either Nidoqueen or Hisuian Zoroark and everyone else can walk away Also Jack getting so excited to see Markeplier agree with him on what fictional creature to smash is the funniest thing ever
The last video you could see Jack die a little with each smash. In this video, you see the last of his soul try to understand why he even did this and why he is willing to smash most of these.
Aw, come on. You didn’t even let the ending of Mark’s video play. That’s probably the best part of his video since it ties everything together so perfectly.
There were so many where he question's Mark' decision to smash one and then also smashes that one and my assumption is that there's something programmed into like 1 in 10 pokemon to sell them to straight guys somehow
when he says "if this list was of the other type of pokemon art" or whatever i immediately saw a professor drunk oak thumbnail to the side of the video.
I love how this video went from Jack just being curious of Markipliers responses to him being genuinely worried about his past responses
ÜnÜnÜn
The fact that Jack doesn't remember what he said in his OWN video makes this 10 times better xD
He must've just blacked out while recording to try and retain some dignity
He agrees with himself
Dugtrio can use tri attack tho 😏
True though
marks results are
gen 1: 13
gen 2: 2
gen 3: 6
gen 4: 3
gen 5: 13
gen 6: 9
gen 7: 16
gen 8: 10
purplecliffes were
gen 1: 29
gen 2: 17
gen 3: 22
gen 4: 23
gen 5: 32
gen 6: 13
gen 7: 25
gen 8: 16
as we can see, purplecliffe is SIGNIFICANTLY more horny for pokemon than markiplier. its unclear what caused this, but my guess would be the constant exposure to pokemon has gotten him used to the designs. being used to the appearances, he is much more comfortable with the idea of smashing them. we need to send him psychological help at once.
I know a man of culture when I see one
Same honestly
Mark got 130 for gen 1
Mark is horniest at Gen 7, least horny at Gen 2, while Purplecliffe is horniest at Gen 5, least horny at Gen 6.
@@munromister777 fascinating.
I love how Jack starts getting progressively more upset and disappointed with all of his Smashes he's forgotten. Absolute king of self-reflection.
Even more so when he judges Mark for saying smash right before seeing himself say smash to the same pokemon
Mark: smashes 8.7% of Pokémon
Purplecliff: smashes 24%
Gotta smash 'em all!
Purple is Horner then mark confirmed
"yEs"
ÜNÜNÜN
the fact that possibilities = infinite means that somewhere in an alternate universe, they both said smash to all of them
Love watching Jack react to himswlf because
A ) clearly his editors mess with him and he doesnt know about it
B ) he forgets and ends up contradicting himself
C ) he forgets and then predicts himself
ITS THE HOLES
i love how jack goes "AYOO???" for mark picking zoroark like he wasn't at 106 and picked MINUM
Jack even said smash to zoroark as well
Right after Minun, Jack also said smash to Illumise
Purplecliffe is hilarious with this stuff.
Edit: I died at the "You know you want it, pervert," for Arcanine
No, Jack. I would not get in the pouch.
@@Kster-uj6dr didnt you die
Hi
The quote was "I KNOW YOU WANTED IT..." Different
YEA BOI ARCANINE IS DEFINITELY A SMASH
(Around 10:30)
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
...what did you think this was gonna be? BE WHOLESOME.
what about vapo- *gunshot*
Thank goodness this was actually wholesome
@@gemsngold NOOOOOO
flareon in my fauvorite eeveelution now
Oh wow now this gives me more of a reason why flareon is my favorite fire type
This whole video is basically a really long walk of shame but it's not a walk and there's a lot of shame
Huge props to your editor, the fact that he ratio’d you in your own video had me dying laughing! 😂 😂 😂
You saying "Good pass" to your past self reminds me of that meme with Obama giving himself the medal.
that is so funny actually
I love how the video editor messes with Purplecliffe it just makes the videos soo much funnier. You never upset your video editor because they hold more power over your videos than you do. XD
A smash or pass video one after another from Purplecliffe. Good job
I agree he did a good job
Peak ADHD is reacting to your own content because you’ve forgotten what you said in your own video. I love this so much 😂😂
If you want to feel a bit better about your choices, I’d recommend watching PointCrow’s version of this.
Just found it, this ought to be fun xD
Is this peak content? Xd
Every time he doesn't smash, the collector's anxiety starts getting to him
Game grumps
@@lostwings183 ######
It seems that Mark knows his boundaries but Jack does not. I'm not surprised.
Jack laughing like crazy at the funny bits of his video is so wholesome and funny AF lmao
He get me laughing my ass off as he said “He wouldn’t smash a apple pie”
I feel like Mark and purplecliff are somehow communicating with each other through screens in a language I'm not always able to follow
Love that Jack changes so many decisions. Like his tastes changes weekly 🤣🤣
I love how he added a couple
1:17
Purplecliffe: “it’s the neck”
Past purplecliffe: “it’s the neck”
Purplecliffe: gen 2 is easy to pass
Also purplecliffe: It’s the holes!
This is one of those videos that will marinate in my watch later and will take me weeks to watch, but I'll love every second of it
THIS is the only UA-camr who can make me laugh with every video of his. Always cheers me up no matter how I'm feeling. Thanks, Jack! We love you
This has the energy of a guy watching footage of what he did last night while drunk. Keep it up.
This is like watching an addict slowly realize he has a problem
58:53 "I still would. That's the problem." Absolutely _slayed_ me.
Purplecliffe: "yeah that will burn you" (regarding slugma and magcargo)
Always Purplecliffe: *smashes magmar*
Considering that he would smash god, geting a burn is the last of his concerns.
As the video goes on you can really see the dispair growing in Jack's eyes
"Who would smash Wailord?"
Well apparently Markiplier would...and Skitty
Ludicolo seems like the one to stay and make you breakfast after
The editing and music from your video was incredible, the editor deserves a raise
The look of horror upon jacks face when he realised he smashed blissey
I like how on Jacks pass/smash video it says explanations will be on the reaction video…most of Jacks explanations are “Why?!?”
Markiplier's face when it got to Lopbunny lol
I love how Mark and him almost share a wavelength in a weird way
2 legends in one screen. Legendary.
There were more than 2 legendary pokemon
@@Lt_Chloe I see what you did there, well in that case 2 gods among men (3 including Arceus)
Mesprit god of emotion
Kyogre god of oceans
Groudon god of land
Rayquaza god of sky
Azelf god of willpower
Uxie god of knowledge
Palkia god of space
Dialga god of time
Giratina god of antimatter / devil equivalent
Mew god of creatures
Arceus god of all gods
Regigigas god of continents
Lugia guardian god of the sea
Ho-oh god of wishes/sun
Kyurum god of dragons/absence of yin and yang
Reshiram god of flames/yang
Zekrom god of lightning/yin
Xerneas god of life
Yveltal god of destruction
Zygarde guardian god of Kalos/ god of balance between life and destruction
Hoopa-unbound guardian god of the dimensions
Regirock god of mountains/rock
registeel god of mountains/metal
Regice god of glaciers/ice
Tornadus god of wind
Thundurus god of lightning
Landorus god of life on earth
Tapu's gods of Alola
Heatran god of Earth's core
Solgaleo god of sun
Lunala god of moon
Cosmoem god of cosmos
Necrozma god of cosmos
Zapdos god of lightning
Moltres god of fire
Articuno god of ice
Raikou god of thunder
Entei god of volcanoes
Suicune god of northern wind
Cresselia god of dreams
Darkrai god of nightmares
Latios and latias gods of the city altomare
Deoxys god of alien
Diancie god of ore
Phione god of warm waters
Manaphy god of cold waters
Volcanion god of steam
Zeraora god of speed/lightning
Celebi god of time travel
Victini god of victory
Meloetta god of talent
Shaymin god of gratitude
Virizion/cobalion/terrakion gods of justice
Keldeo god of youth
Marshadow god of fear
Human created gods:
Genesect god of weapons
Magearna god of machine
Mewtwo god of clone
Silvally god of synthetic
@@Lt_Chloe damn bro
@@Lt_Chloe jack god of chad and gardy hentai
Mark god of youtubers
Purplecliffe: Fails the Eeveelution rule for only vaporeon
Me: “Congratulations, you played yourself.”
“I won’t say smash to any ultra beasts” proceeds to say it to three in a row!
He actually said smash to 4 ultra beasts in a row: Nihilego, Buzzwhole, Pheromosa and Xurkitree
I love how he didn't remember what he said and was contradicting with his own answers
50:40 His Expression after seeing Beak Blast had me howling in laughter
“Who wouldn’t smash Nidoqueen”
Literally everyone… it can’t breed.
Give me either Nidoqueen or Hisuian Zoroark and everyone else can walk away
Also Jack getting so excited to see Markeplier agree with him on what fictional creature to smash is the funniest thing ever
Purpleciffe: Look its the neck
*Purplecliffe agreeing* : Its the neck
Vaporeon is the only okay one.
Me who’s seen the other video, and knows Jack says smash to another eeveelution.
It's the neck is going to be a meme for YEARS I can just see it now
Markiplier's reaction to Lileep before the 'smash' is priceless
After this...
The Game Grumps did their own version, and they DID end up explaining, mostly defending their choices to each other.
Jack: I don't remember saying smash.
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, jimbo.
I love that he continues to be taken back, and surprised at his own choices lol
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO. I WANTED TO SEE PURPLECLIFFE REACT TO MARK'S VIDEO SO BAD CAUSE I KNEW IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS!
>Says Vaporeon is the only eeveelution okay to smash
>but also smashes Sylveon and Glaceon
My man Jack really be out here surprised by his own horniness.
I find it amusing how you got so much more louder whenever one of the younger pokemon type that were more child like, basically like "OH HELL NAW!" XD
40:54
“Why Escavalier?”
Because Markiplier is a Masochist and he’s just in denial about it.
His face when he discovered beak blast XD
Plurplecliffe: does he know thats god?
Also Plurplecliffe: *SMASH?*
Lol. The way he questioned some of his past self's options was funny.
It's so hilarious as to how Jack reacts to his past self
and questions his sanity throughout. 🤣🤣
The last video you could see Jack die a little with each smash. In this video, you see the last of his soul try to understand why he even did this and why he is willing to smash most of these.
What I wouldnt give for a pokemon rom of an entire region of pokemon that purplecliffe would smash. Complete with his own story.
36:53 that “me too?” Sounded so defeated and I love it so much lmfao
"the manipulate pokemon, my history says Id smash that." Okay, lets all collectively have a beer with Jack
I need a ROM hack that is only Pokemon that were smashed. Someone more talented than I get on it!
I mean ditto could turn into Ryan Reynolds
I am like 99% certain that this started because he lost a bet against his brother
When he's exited he reminds me of the guy in the chicken suit from toy story I love it
First video I've ever seen of this dude...he is fucking hilarious.
The disappointment in purplecliffe face is just hilarious 😂
" vaporeon is the only ok eveelution" says smash to glaceon
I’m noticing that a large number of Pokémon on Cynthia’s team are ones Purplecliffe said smash to
“I don’t say smash to any ultra beasts!”
*proceeds to say smash for several ultra beasts
Apparently, markiplier likes strong psychic type legendaries, considering he smashed mewtwo and deoxys.
I think purplecliff just wants to smash stuff
PurpleCliffe: *Observing himself in the past*
Also PurpleCliffe: Why the fuck was past me so down bad??
him grabbing ditto thing again just makes me laugh everytime i watch it
"Who would smash a Wailord?"
Skitty. Skitty would smash a Wailord.
Both of y’all say smash to Ditto because it can transform, yet say pass to Mew who’s the original transform user.
'its the neck"
"its the neck"
that shit got me.
Jack reacting to himself makes it looks like there are Purplecliffes
Purplecliffe: "I pass all the starters"
Also Purplecliffe: *looks at mega swampert* "smash"
I think legally Jack has to smash every Pokemon that has to do with a meme associated with him, like Regirock, Gulpin, Elgyem, Rotom, etc.
I like how they both add little nods when they say ''smash'', like "Come on, you know would too"
i love how it perefectly cuts when he talks about the vibrating pokemon
You know, the more times I watch this Markiplier video and all of its reactions, the more I'm convinced that Mark has ZERO idea what he's doing.
"You wouldn't smash an apple pie!?"
I didn't know Jack was secretly Jason Biggs
Jack on Appleton “it won’t be an apple pie when I’m done it will be a CREAM cheese PIE ;)”
I love how when he saw ralts pop up he said "oh no" 😭
Aw, come on. You didn’t even let the ending of Mark’s video play. That’s probably the best part of his video since it ties everything together so perfectly.
Mark's 69th smash - Snom
Jack's 69th smash - Infernape
"I'm smashin' that apple pie" ~ Jack 2022
Purplecliffe and Purplecliffe2 are two separate mindsets
Maybe it's him from 2 separate universes
Jack! You almost smashed a quarter of all Pokémon
There were so many where he question's Mark' decision to smash one and then also smashes that one and my assumption is that there's something programmed into like 1 in 10 pokemon to sell them to straight guys somehow
I like how we don't even get an explanation for hoppip
This is actually a cool way to react to a video, by comparing it to your own on a turn by turn basis :D
when he says "if this list was of the other type of pokemon art" or whatever i immediately saw a professor drunk oak thumbnail to the side of the video.
The fact I’m watching two fully grown men talking about if they want to smash or if they want to pass a Pokémon
Jack I dare you to do this again ON STREAM With an eye tracker so we know where you’re looking