and we never see the car again, because it probably fucking killed itself.
I actually like that one myself despite being in the prologue of next season's episode The Game.
“Because this child can’t picture a reality where he’s not the center of attention, and 6 feet away, at all times.” 😂😂😂
@TheBluearmy33 yeah, just like the leader of the free world.. good one. 👎
"...because the saddest lies are the ones we tell ourselves." Lol, that's masterful.
Zach is the type of guy to say “people should work for a living” while still living off his parents
Or while paying his employees $8/hour without benefits, which is low enough to qualify for welfare amd medicaid, while receiving millions in tax breaks from the federal government.
IDankLobster No--he's the kind of person to get them to do slave labor while living off them if he's able to
Sounds like my ex who's 45 lives with his parents gets free food a roof over his head a little rent to pay and his poor mother coughs up her hard earned money for holidays she can barely afford for him even tho he has a job and he has the nerve to complain about his stepfather who's house he lives in.
@@elizabethholbrook779 sounds like my older brother but my mom threw him out. He stayed with me for 8 months and I ended up throwing him out.
I hope Mark-Paul Gosselaar (Zach Morris) likes this series
I was literally just going to comment and ask if he had social media so he can be tagged and see these lol
I was thinking Mario Lopez should like this series, as Slater was usually the moral counter to Zach.
Zach the type of guy to cheat on his wife then blame it on her but also stalk her at work and stuff
Kelly: *Angel*
Slater: *Gentleman*
Zach: *Trash*
olavo ps I don't remember him being a gentlemen. I remember there being many instances of Jessie calling Slater out for being a sexist meathead... him calling her Momma a lot, which is kind of weird...
yeah, but that was part of his character arc. Slater eventually learned not to be so sexist. Zack stayed trash lol
You know, it's weird that Kelly is always in love with Zack, even though he's kinda like Dustin Diamond (Screech), except Zack doesn't act like a baby over petty shit like in Celebrity Fit Club.
The fact that you kept calling Zack "a child" was the funniest part to me for some reason 😂
His body may be maturing, but his mindset needs work. What's worse is he even pulls this crap in college. Good thing that lasted 13 episodes. Then there's the incident in the Wedding In Las Vegas movie. Kelly was too forgiving there, or just used to his BS by then that she had no choice but to forgive him; not to mention the cost of canceling everything.
Zack was the biggest hater I've ever seen. Why those kids kept being his friends is beyond me.
They all have the memories of goldfish, they instantly forget his actions by time the next episode rolls around
Because they were the main characters, and the ppl that did come into their lives, "probably fucking killed themselves."
"Zack begins his campaign for parked car hostage sex".
You're getting better as the show goes on.
"...and Zack envisions a nightmare where Kelly and Slater are happily dating, but they're still discussing Zack, because this *child* can't picture a reality where he's not the center of attention and six feet away at all times." LMFAO!!! I'm legit crying at this line!
He didn't orchestrate an accident. He set up his friend for academic (and potentially criminal) charges and mistakenly caused an accident. Zack doens't physically hurt people. He emotionally, mentally, and legally hurts them until they're as good as dead.
IKR, if someone had something heavy in that locker and it hit Kelly on the head severely injuring or killing her Slater would have been on the hook for criminal negligence.
Even IF Kelly didn't suffer severe head trauma (big if; lockers are plenty heavy enough when empty), Slater could still be charged with theft of school property and operating a motor vehicle without a licensed driver in the car.
+John Eusebio I'm not sure about California, but here a golf cart doesn't require licensing and is just prohibited from public road use. The other charges would still stick though.
It kind of bugs me. Zack is a manipulative jerk. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. But, he didn't force Slater to give him an illegal lesson. He certainly didn't force Kelly to get in the car where she shouldn't have been. And, while he distracted Slater, if Slater was going to turn around to yell at Zach, he should have hit the brakes first.
that time zach morris was the zodiac killer
My cousin has a bunch of his letters and pictures of him killing people, it's creepy.
Oh Zack, always asking for sexual favors. Silly Billy.
I think that sums up that show perfectly.
"Oh that Zack, always using his friends and objectifying women..."
"Unwilling to give up a brain-damage human he sees as his property."
This episode featured one of the greatest lines in sitcom history, uttered by one Mr. Albert Clifford Slater (Sanchez) - “I was in the seat, I’ll take the heat”.
“Zack makes fun of his ability to drive safely without assaulting anyone”, had me dead 😂
We need a video of current day Zach (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) watching this video and just being devastated as he comes to terms with his past.
I mean that is the character he was supposed to play. Let's not forget that lol. It's called Zach Morris not Mark gosselaar
He has a podcast where he admits that he watches these and agrees with them wholeheartedly
I feel like this could be called Zack Morris is a Psychopath
Actually it would be Zach Morris is a sociopath. There's a rather large difference.
These are so eye opening.
Seriously, Zack seems like an honest to God psychopath, with how manipulative he is.
Obviously this series highlights only the episodes where he's a horrible person, but I wonder what's the ratio of these to the rest of the series.
Really makes you rethink your childhood and the way you viewed the show
Zack Morris always trying to get them handys lol
We all know Zack wouldn’t do anything to please someone else. Handys are all about him getting off, plus handys are easier to talk people into than blowies.
Kelly really was an angel.
av3maria no, she was dumb. Zach kept showing sociopathic behavior the whole time, just because he said sorry did not make it better. And she still went out with him.
Y'all think Zack was really the only sociopath. Y'all clearly didn't watch the show. They all did bwd stuff, that's why they were friends. Zack is getting the shit end of the stick that's all.
You should do the episode where zack steals the one girl screech has loved all his life then never bring it up ever again during the rest of the series
They did that one already. And by the next episode, no mention of him and Lisa ever again.
They did but Zack didn't steal Lisa.Lisa told Screech "no" and he didn't get the picture
Some one should strip Zack of his time freezing powers, that power is too dangerous to be in the hands of a garbage/Trash person.
God damn this series is satisfying. It's like seeing the comeuppance that was a long time coming that Zack Morris's never receives in the show
Really hope y'all go over the "College Years" like when Zack ruined a relationship with Screech & a girl because she chose Sam over Zack. Or when he outted the professor in front of the whole class for having relations with Kelly.
“Mistaking homework for depression”
Homework *is* depression
It’s so crazy how when I watched this as a kid I didn’t even realize how terrible Zack is. HE IS HORRIBLE! This series is amazing, and I hope there will be a season 3!
You gotta do the episode where Zack is in charge of the video yearbook, and uses it to sell to other schools as dating videos, and then tries to get everyone to feel sorry for him. Basically fraud, sexual harassment, and other sociopathic behavior.
"Zack begins his campaign for parked car hostage sex..." I just spit my water all over my laptop lol, that line made me laugh so hard! Oh man that was a good one...whoo boy haha
The second best quote is "thereby delaying his parked car tugger"..seriously, how do you come up with lines like that man? So, so, so funny lol. I love the way you word things is god damn hilarious bro!
In the end, since it wasn't mentioned, Mr. Belding rightfully flunked Zack in Driver's Ed and gave Slater two weeks detention for driving the stolen car and causing damage. "And that, Mr. Tuttle, is how we Principal." and then Mr. Tuttle mocked him. Hilarious!! Zack still got off too easy though. No detention or suspension for masterminding it??
I love these!! I certainly don't look at the show the same way now and even only watched a few episodes when it was on Netflix because I couldn't stand a lot of the crap Zack did. Keep up the excellent work!! :)
Back then I'm pretty sure u had to pass drivers ed in school before u could take ur real driving test, so maybe Zack had to wait another semester to get his license
How the heck did they even write this stuff?
Opee: It was NBC's first attempt at a Saturday morning teen sitcom (that I know of) so they had to keep things light even when exploring a serious topic.
I cant even imagine the idiots who sat in a meeting and green-lit these episodes. This whole show is crap.
I think they did it on purpose. Not for entertainment but something deeper. Lol
This totally made my day! I binge watched all the old ones so I was so I was so happy to see a new one!
You should also do this for gilmore girls. I didnt realize it until I rewatched the series but they are horrible people.
and in the new one rory is cheating on her fiance for EVER and like does not care
The real series about horrible people is Seinfeld. There are a few episodes where they almost kill a person or harm handicap people.
Nicholas hey leave them out of this!!!!! They went to jail for their for sins
This show had so many PSAs, but despite that, it was Zack who was a horrible role model to begin with and nobody should have looked up to him
"because the saddest lies are the ones we tell ourselves"
I loved Zach so much I had the biggest crush on him. He was so cute, he had a cell phone. I thought he was so cool 😂😂 fk was I wrong LOL
This is the only thing i come to watch on this channel
Also "Ridiculous things from last night's Walking Dead". Dashiell Driscoll is keeping FoD in business!
Jesus, I never realized the whole time watching Saved By the Bell as a child, that Zach Morris was absolutely the worst human being ever. A petty little shit head he is!
Please also do the episode where Zack Morris makes Lisa do the Teen Line where he gives out bad advice in order to generate more phone calls and leads on Kelly's 13 year old sister into thinking she likes him.
We need more episodes.
I know the guy's busy with the new SBTB series, and is probably obligated to the series, but we definitely need more episodes.
I didn't skip the ad, because I love this series so much.
“Now Zack has a paranoid teacher, squashing a student’s passion to learn” 💀on the floor.
This series should be a hit like honest trailers
The longer I marathon these, the more I feel like people look to this character as a positive rolemodel, instead of a negative one as intended.
The writers/creators were definitely ambivalent about Zack. He displayed sociopathic tendencies but, more often than not, his shenanigans were presented as "cool" and he got off scot-free.
Furthermore, he was the face of *SBTB* and his image was on all the merchandise (e.g., posters, books, games). It's no wonder Zack Morris (and by extension MPG) became a teen idol. Tween girls wanted him and boys wanted to be him. Not the kind of message you want to send if you're trying to deter kids from Zack's behavior.
I need this series to continue on through the College Years. Dashiell Driscoll is genius AF.
"Kelly, who just suffered head trauma, says it wasn't his fault."
Did the writers know that zach was the problem of every episode? And that he was a total psychopath.
I wish I could write a villain as despicable and yet compelling and effective as Zack.
If he acts like that all the time how does he have any friends?
Lacey he treats screech badly don't get y screech hangs out with him
This is absolute Gold. Please keep these going
The stark realisation that I was only into Zack because he was fine 😣
What's even more unbelievable is how shocked they all were when Slater told them his birthday was next week. Friends for how long and don't remember his birthday, but then again they forgot Screech's birthday.
Funny or die, great video series guys. Can't wait to see the next ZMIT episode. I really hope you'll also continue with the "Very special episode series"
"Zack, who sees the world like an infant" 🤣🤣🤣
I remember watching this show growing up. The whole premise of this show is for Zack to manipulate everyone into doing what he wants them to at all costs. They totally make it seem like what he does is perfectly acceptable behavior....smh
This series is gold.
Alternate title for this series: Poor Screech
The best bit of these, without question, are the edits with the narrator giving the dialogue over the episode verbatim, gets me every time.
The Saved by the Bell writers were geniuses
This episode definitely had the best hit rate for solid 1-liners. They're all good but holy fuck the gold just kept coming in this one.
"Slater says he'll be 16 next week."
That's a weird thing for a 30 year old to say.
@@chantalalexander Yeah.....they looked like they were in their mid 20s lol
@@chantalalexander Depending on the season, he my have been 18+ at the time. He would have been almost 16 during the first season and roughly 19 by the last.
@@chantalalexander Jessie actually was in her 20s by the time it ended, so they were not all "actual teenagers" as you suggested. Furthermore, 19 is too old to be in high school; you'd get transferred to an adult school at that point.
"Zack wants to know why his friends are sad, mistaking homework for depression" 🤣🤣
Zach is definitely the type who would do the "short stop and grope" trick from Seinfeld when he got his car.
“Because the saddest lies are the ones we tell ourselves.” Hahahaha
Watching this on a Friday! The best time to watch.
“Because the saddest lies are the ones we tell ourselves” I’m SCREAMING 😂😂💀💀
finally back now i can go back living my life
*mistaking homework for depression*
"Because the saddest lies are the ones we tell ourselves." that's valid
Can you do the episode when Lisa and Zach were a thing for one episode only Zach to passively ignore her later for the series to treat her life a pathetic Zach groupie in later episodes
I had a guy in high school who was exactly like Jack Morris, his name was Tim and he has now been kicked out of Stanford and is facing three years in prison for multiple counts of sexual assault.
ive always been a slater girl, i used to get made fun of for not liking zack, but i always knew he was the biggest pillock ever on tv
This wouldn't be the first time that Zach causes a car accident; he never learns his lesson.
You know what I love about this episode? Kelly accidentally ruins their plan to trick Zack into admitting everything. For an E/I marked program, they sure made it look like manipulating people have no consequences later on...
This has easily become my favorite series on UA-cam
I'm just glad that the driving instructor didn't kill himself. Zack Morris is traaaaaash.
this series is what keeps me going
Fridays are even better now that ZMIT is back
Y'all already know what I'm gonna say... YES YES YES, MORE MORE MORE!!! Fucking love this shit.
You guys should get the actor to defend himself to Zach Galifianakis.
Lmfaooo. I don’t know how your channel came up in my recommendations, but I’m glad they did. 😂😂👌🏽
This series is brilliant
I don't live in America and have never seen this show in real life- but this series on UA-cam is just the funniest thing I have seen in so long! THAN YOU! Please keep doing these! And maybe do an episode of the Brady Bunch... just because it's an American series I've seen - or just keep doing your amazing Zac Morris is traaaaash!
This may be the best thing I have seen on UA-cam ever and I'm visibly shaken by this fact.
i'm BEGGING for a Ross Geiller is trash series
TheShockinglyEloquentDog woof Dunno, I'd prefer a Ross Geller is trash series.
This is the best thing ever!! Wildly entertaining in its unassailable and impeachable logic!
I still wish I had that "Time-Out" power though...
This channel is kept alive by this series
the same people who idolized Zach are the same people working at Wall Street
It's so funny how you don't initially see it until you watch these and then go "holy shit what a piece of shit" but then a large part of my experience with this show was as a child so i could have just been oblivious lol
“They just started dating and is not ready to be his girlfriend”.....WHAT???
There's a difference between dating and being in a committed relationship. Many couples date for a while before they make it official.
So many people focusing on the fact that he may or may not have caused the accident, completely ignoring the trail of dishonesty leading up to it. You guys will make good Personal Injury Lawyers someday.
"Thereby delaying his parked car tugger"
🤣🤣🤣
Actually, if I remember correctly, Zack tried to stop Kelly from riding on that vehicle because Zack had sabotaged the vehicle so it would crash. He did not want Kelly hurt (possibly because if she was hurt she wouldn't want to date)
These keep getting in my recommended feed and I keep watching them. You know what? I’m just gonna subscribe 😂
Don't miss last week's episode where Zack forced a teacher's strike just so he could go skiing. ua-cam.com/video/hQO1YKJ0UKI/v-deo.html
Funny Or Die These are absolutely amazing!!!!!
And then apparently decided that going skiing to actually ski was for dweebs
my fav series lmao
Please keep these going forever!!
The episode where Zack tried to get with the school nurse while he was still dating Kelly, while in the process denying Slater a proper inoculation to prevent disease. The episode where he was so damn shallow to the overweight girl who wanted to go to the dance with him, he was such trash even the studio audience applauded when she told him off. The college years when he went dumpster diving for exam results cause he was too lazy to study and get the education his parents were paying for, it was an ethics class so the professor was only doing his job in trying to teach some ethics to that unethical bastard! The possibilities are endless man!