The next All-Terrain inspired meme is neither an AT-CAT or AT-DAT. I will tell you lot that I happen to be pretty good friends with resident CasCrim writer Matthew Marcum. Do with that information what you will.
@@dash_rabbit To be fair, the infield fly rule is the result of something really clever, and the hidden ball trick is practically a legal form of cheating. I think Simon would actually appreciate back of them
Unlike Simon, I’m willing to learn but I admit it doesn’t thrill me, so I’m tempted to say it would bore me. However, whichever way Simon reacts (either a rising wrath for having been forced to read about sports, or you managing to surpass his apathy and make it palatable to him) is sure to entertain us. On my end I’m looking forward to learning.
Omg 😂 long time follower here, kinda dropped off here lately, but can I just say that watching Simon getting frustrated talking baseball was the highlight of this year so far 😂😂😂
Kevin's details and language regarding Baseball were definitely trolling everybody Simon and everybody outside the USA. Haha...I had no idea, Baseball is like a boring version of Test Match Cricket...😂
That baseballtalk reminded me of when 10 year old me decided to read out a knitting pattern to some school friends . . . The bewilderment and dawning realisation they may be in the presence of madness was hilarious.
As an IT support technician, I sadly have to confirm that too many developers/companies push out updates without testing them first. And then my colleagues and me are left dealing with the fallout, fun !
I’m 2:40 in and this is one of the funniest things since some of the OGBB script slapping era! Simon’s absolute melt down over a complete lack of sports knowledge *chef’s kiss!*
I remember the CrowdStrike incident fondly, halfway through the day all our computers at work went down so for about four hours I was sweeping the floors and playing football, with a ball made from shrink wrap, with not a stress or worry in sight. ❤
I'm so old, Linux kernel panics still worked, nowadays if the kernel panics the system just freezes, it mainly broke due to using a very esoteric rendering mode that doesn't currently work while a desktop is running, fixing the issue is coming soon and you'll be able to style it, can't wait for a lilac screen of death
Simon should start a new channel called Sports Blaze where it's just him reading scripts about sports and having literally no clue about what he's reading.
My husband's tech team had to go in for an "all hands on deck" emergency to fix the system. Worst of all, since it affected EVERYTHING, they were finding systems that got missed for weeks. One guy wanted to make a video call to China in an office they rarely use, and the display monitor was still down. When 4 techs have to fix 2000 machines in 3 countries because the company can't be bothered to hire enough people, a mass failure like this gets messy. At least the CEO acknowledged their quick response in his worldcast and gave them each a $1500 bonus. I guess he thinks that also makes up for not giving them a raise to match inflation 5 years in a row.
Boeing never should have moved out of Seattle. It was better when we did all the work. Yeah, I'm from Seattle and my friends' parents were engineers working on things like the Apollo moon landing.
Personally, I love when the home team successfully executes a play, subverts the defense of the opposition, demonstrates their athletic prowess, and scores points. Yes, go sports. Most indubitably.
From what I heard NASA sent consultants to both Boeing and Space X, at Space X they were heavily involved with the development and construction and treated like Experts. At Boeing some of them reported being basically ignored, treated like interns, and generally sidelined by corporate suits who thought they knew better than even Boeing's own engineers, let alone these interlopers. (At least 1 Boeing whistleblower made it publicly known before his coroner ruled self-end that he was explicitly not going to do that and was very much looking forward to his day in court as a witness).
Would not be surprised at Boeing's treatment of NASA personnel. 2009ish Boeing did a test flight out of Seattle of some new massive plane and had to ground it in Moses Lake, WA for months while they tried to figure what went wrong. Absolute jerks to deal with. Never been so glad to just be a general employee in a machine/welding shop instead of customer facing. I just had to make sure there weren't any sharp edges they might accidentally cut themselves with on their new parts. Super easy to spot at local restaurants and stores. Never seen such an absolute "I'm better than you and hate your backwater town" group of folks.
@@ThisIsATireFire It seems like Boeing's merger ended with them getting Eaten from the inside out with corpo suits and their pets kicking out all of the actually excellent staff that gave Boeing their massive profits to begin with.
As someone who lives in the US but has no athletic talent and is bored to death watching sports unless someone gets hurt, I, like Simon, had no goddamn clue what the hell the introduction was about.
I remember CrowdStrike's mess up. I was up all night fixing hospital servers and computers, and feeling bad for people stuck in airports and those who couldn't get through to emergency services. At least we could still care for our patients.
Kevster, you are always in the comments. I am absolutly SURE you put that huge part about sports in the beginning just to trigger massive tangents from Simon.
Simon, 'roll it out to your receptionist' is called Beta testing. Alpha testing is passing the code to your professional testers (if you're a bigger company) or other programmers (if you're a smaller company). If you're a company that makes stuff people want to try to break, you can ask for applications for beta testers - this usually works well for games. So yes, 'roll it out to your receptionist' is such a good idea that smart companies already do!
Poor Simon 😂 I feel like this when someone talks about cricket. If it makes Simon feel better, Kevin's baseball story did make complete sense for baseball fans
Back in the 50s-70s, girl's were told to pretend the didn't know the sport so they could ask their date to explain it, they you had ro remember which boy thought you understood and which boyfriend thought you were an idiot.
I would be very concerned if my story did not make sense to people who understand how baseball works. It's not like I was talking about the infield fly rule or anything (which is also really simple, though games must have been fairly hilarious before it existed)
20:04 You've never seen a episode it's Gilligan's Island??? That was my shit when i was a kid, plus it's got a banger of a theme song. Simon's lack of TV shows/movies never cease to amaze me 😂😂😂
To be fair he is British. I can really only think of one or two British TV shows from that era. Dr Who and Monty Python's skits. And I remember watching Gilligan's Island on my grandmother's black and white TV.
I’ve seen it because of reruns on public channels on Sunday mornings, and only knew it existed as a kid because my mom mentioned she loved it as a kid. It’s very funny and since it thrives off “eccentric people not cut out for survival situations making decisions that have unexpectedly terrible outcomes but surviving just fine” the humor is timeless.
For non baseball people, that game at the beginning is legendary for being pure heartbreak. It is incredibly infamous. You can say “Buckner” to even a casual fan and chances are good they’ll respond with a compassionate, “Ahhh…” So hearing Simon be baffled by the summary of that game is really REALLY funny. (Compelled to add that Buckner was an awesome player who didn’t deserve to be remembered for only that flub which the game never should have come down to anyway- fan-tangent over.)
How many people outside of the US do know about baseball rules though? If it were an American reading a script and Gaelic or hurling came up I wouldn't expect them to know much about it because different places follow different sports
@@4lyeskas yeah that's still not exactly the majority of people that would be familiar with the rules but I appreciate you teaching me that it does habe a following on several other countries.
Yep, other half works in IT for a bank. Other people want their money 24/7, so screw our planned weekends away, one of us has to keep the systems running.
Oh god, I work as a bank teller and when the crowdstrike outage happened, it was a long day of hand writing receipts and then catching up when it finally came back the next day. Thankfully a lot of people realized they couldn’t do anything but we occasionally got the people going “what outage?” We finally had the tv on in the background and pointed when it kept happening
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Crowdstrike happened on my birthday. I chose to believe the internet broke on my birthday because of just how significant a day it is. But truly, it’s still the fault of Microsoft. Prove me wrong 😑 Simmons melt down over baseball was the perfect opening pitch to this awesome episode 😂
hi! i used to be a teller for chase! the only people that go into banks are 1)those without accounts cashing checks 2) old people 3) rich people making sure their giant checks get handled immediately 4) businesses
My coworkers and I spent the entire Crowdstrike debacle wondering if Crowdstrike would be discounted enough for us to buy it. And wonder of wonders, we actually *were* allowed to demo Falcon a few weeks ago. We decided to go with a competitor, but it was fun. Simon, the reason for simultaneous updates is Crowdstrike is designed to recognize *malware*. Malware gets updated so fast that it's essentially a cat and mouse game between virus hashes being identified, Crowdstrike (and equivalents) being updated to catch them, and then the malware being updated to change the hash. Staggered rollout increases the odds of an update being useless.
the Crowdstrike thing was in the middle of the work day here in Australia. It sucked. And no you can't boot in safe mode. The shortcut has been removed and you have to wait for a particular screen, and guess what, it crashed before that screen. Our IT guy had to use a boot key on an external unit on each individual machine to fix it.
Love the fact that when talking about Blizzard's standard of "It's done when it's done" was done in past tense, because certainly isn't the the standard anymore. Unfortunately.
The best thing about Simon many channels is that some are 100% scripted and great for kids and school, then there are the unscripted channels that are for the adults. You can grow up discovering new channels as you age.
Fun Fact: Online gambling is illegal in the US. Everywhere. There are loopholes like the company being based in a different country, or the more convoluted system that shows up on MMOs where the only way to "Cash out" on a loot box is to do an "unrelated" transaction somewhere else before a trade in-game.
I'm not old (45), I just go to the teller because the local branch has a tendency to have 3 of the 4 drive-thru ATM's broken. It's faster than waiting in a line of drivers crammed into one lane.
Fun fact: Most POS (Point of Sale) computers and terminals run a form of Windows XP. Usually Windows POSReady or Windows CE. Self check-outs, ATMs, price scanners, restaurants, retail stores, etc. are some examples.
Writers missed the most important parts of why Concord failed, they made a bunch of statements and releases about their choices in why the game was developed/ made the way it was and when the potential player base tried addressing the issues they saw, the devs of concord replied that "the game wasn't for you then" which pissed off a lot of potential players that would have played it to try it and so the players listened and since it wasnt for them they didn't buy it. Then the devs and small community that DID support concord got all pissy and lambasted the player base at large and blamed us all for why concord failed, all why not once taking responsibility for their own massive part in all of it.
That only speed up it's failure, it didn't really contribute to it. The game was horrible, and cost money in a genra filled with frre to play games out it's butt. No matter how nice they were about it, or even if they'd tried to listen a bit, it still would have failed. It just may have taken longer.
I liked watching artist pick apart Concord, because seeing them point out the whole "silhouette" and "shape/color theory" is a nice turn on actually WHY the designs were bad beside"looks ugly"
@@zogar8526 This is it. Having a full price title in a segment filled with free to play is a recipe for failure, no matter how good the game is. Too bad for Concord, it wasn't even a good game
The funniest thing about Concord is, that the devs called all gamers "talentless freaks", while their servers were outlived by your average housefly! Of course I'd like to purchase a 40€ game made by people who disrespect me, who wouldn't?
Neither Gilligan's Island nor Swiss Family Robinson have anything to do with plane crashes, lol. They are both about boats landing on random uninhabited tropical islands with people being stranded there.
As an old -- VERY old -- Mets fan, I remember that 10th inning of Game 6 in 1986 like it was yesterday. I sat glumly, remote in hand, ready to turn off the TV before the Red Sox began celebrating on the Mets' home field. And then ... the impossible happened. If the Mets never win a championship again before I die, at least I'll have that memory as I welcome my eternal sleep. P.S. I must correct Kevin. The Mets did not steal home plate. In fact, after Calvin Schiraldi allowed that third single to Ray Knight, he was replaced by Bob Stanley. It was Stanley whose wild pitch allowed Gary Carter to score and moved Knight to second base. Bill Buckner's error then allowed Knight to score the winning run, tying the series at 3 games each. The Red Sox could still have win the series in Game 7 but they were emotionally dead, and the Mets easily won the game and the series.
I'm convinced Kevin is on a mission to completely break Simon 😂
You can almost see the cracks forming.
Kevin is doing a fine job 😂😆
If Simon goes mad, they might be able to escape the Basement.
It’s so funny!
Wouldn't you be? It could mean freedom for a legion of pasty basement people.
the completely exasperated "I DONT KNOW ANYTHING!" is so beautiful
But... who knows Swiss Family Robinson without knowing Gilligan's Island‽
Simon. That's who.
Years of making videos and nothing! He knows nothing!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@IshtheStomachI'm pretty sure the UK never got Gilligan, but we did get Swiss Family Robinson. We did get Fantasy Island though...
Simon's parents much be so pleased after all the money spent on his education! 😜🤸♀️😎
$10 this becomes a channel meme
The AT-AT made into an AT-BAT killed me. 😂😂😂
The next step must be an orange AT-CAT.
@@samiraperi467 After that is easy, you just point...... AT-DAT
You are all monsters lol I hate you all! Take my likes! 😂😂
The next All-Terrain inspired meme is neither an AT-CAT or AT-DAT. I will tell you lot that I happen to be pretty good friends with resident CasCrim writer Matthew Marcum. Do with that information what you will.
Next time on Brain Blaze: I explain the infield fly rule and the hidden ball trick to Simon!
While his eyes glaze over because he's thinking about any other shiny object in the world ... probably money.
@@dash_rabbit To be fair, the infield fly rule is the result of something really clever, and the hidden ball trick is practically a legal form of cheating. I think Simon would actually appreciate back of them
Unlike Simon, I’m willing to learn but I admit it doesn’t thrill me, so I’m tempted to say it would bore me. However, whichever way Simon reacts (either a rising wrath for having been forced to read about sports, or you managing to surpass his apathy and make it palatable to him) is sure to entertain us.
On my end I’m looking forward to learning.
@@ThatWriterKevin lol, I double dog dare you to try to successfully explain an infield fly to Simon without him completely losing focus. 🤪
@@dash_rabbit I genuinely think he wound find it interesting, because it involves outsmarting the game
Omg 😂 long time follower here, kinda dropped off here lately, but can I just say that watching Simon getting frustrated talking baseball was the highlight of this year so far 😂😂😂
This was epic. It makes the loss so much worse because he's repeating what he's saying trying to make sense of it.
It's glorious isn't it? Lol
Your year must have been more dull than mine. Congratulations.
Kevin baiting Simon with Baseball. Epic
Simon clearly having no idea what he’s reading is the best. It’s even better because I have no idea what any of it means either.
Kevin's details and language regarding Baseball were definitely trolling everybody Simon and everybody outside the USA. Haha...I had no idea, Baseball is like a boring version of Test Match Cricket...😂
@@85priesty As an American, I understood most of what Simon was reading about baseball, but cricket is incomprehensible to me.
Cricket... please God no...
How Fact Boi lost his title: "I don't know anything..." 🤣🤣🤣
That opening was beautiful. A work of absolute art. Couldn't stop laughing
That baseballtalk reminded me of when 10 year old me decided to read out a knitting pattern to some school friends . . . The bewilderment and dawning realisation they may be in the presence of madness was hilarious.
“Michael Ronaldo” has me rolling on the floor 😭😭😭😭😭😭
It was the jump from guessing, “Ferdinand” to “Michael” that had me belly laughing
Do we have a count of how many times Simon's had almost exploded in the first five minutes? Fantastic opening!
Thank you so much, Julian. Outstanding editing. Kevin, the script was fantastic. Simon, you were adequate as usual.
As an IT support technician, I sadly have to confirm that too many developers/companies push out updates without testing them first.
And then my colleagues and me are left dealing with the fallout, fun !
I love it when Simon tells Siri to piss off 😂
I’m 2:40 in and this is one of the funniest things since some of the OGBB script slapping era! Simon’s absolute melt down over a complete lack of sports knowledge *chef’s kiss!*
I remember the CrowdStrike incident fondly, halfway through the day all our computers at work went down so for about four hours I was sweeping the floors and playing football, with a ball made from shrink wrap, with not a stress or worry in sight. ❤
Simon is like a giant toddler. Sometimes overconfident, sometimes just dissolving into a tantrum about not knowing anything. But either way adorable.
I’m so old that I remember when the blue screen of death was a black screen of death.
I'll have you know if you cock it up enough it's still black
I'm so old, Linux kernel panics still worked, nowadays if the kernel panics the system just freezes, it mainly broke due to using a very esoteric rendering mode that doesn't currently work while a desktop is running, fixing the issue is coming soon and you'll be able to style it, can't wait for a lilac screen of death
I'm so old I used my 300 baud cradle modem to call BBS's to look at ANSI art pr0n
@Mordraneth i think i found some of that on a 3.25 diskette once...
Maybe it was yours. 😂
I'm so old I used my 300 baud cradle modem to look at adult ANSI art..
Simon should start a new channel called Sports Blaze where it's just him reading scripts about sports and having literally no clue about what he's reading.
He can call it Brain Blaze because his brain would be COOKED
Perhaps theme song could be: The Lonely Island - We like sportz 🤔😄
Sportographs
I'm here for it! 😂
Or like Florida Man Fridays have Sports Blaze Saturdays
My husband's tech team had to go in for an "all hands on deck" emergency to fix the system. Worst of all, since it affected EVERYTHING, they were finding systems that got missed for weeks. One guy wanted to make a video call to China in an office they rarely use, and the display monitor was still down. When 4 techs have to fix 2000 machines in 3 countries because the company can't be bothered to hire enough people, a mass failure like this gets messy. At least the CEO acknowledged their quick response in his worldcast and gave them each a $1500 bonus. I guess he thinks that also makes up for not giving them a raise to match inflation 5 years in a row.
As an American, this brings me great joy.
When I learned the rules of cricket, I thought it was fake. Sprint between 2 creases? BS. 🤣
Boeing never should have moved out of Seattle. It was better when we did all the work. Yeah, I'm from Seattle and my friends' parents were engineers working on things like the Apollo moon landing.
Boeing didn’t move out. McDonnell Douglas did. The biggest mistake was Boeing having little to no representation in the C Suite.
The US would still have enough money to build its own rockets if it taxed the rich. Why do you let people become billionaires?
Kevin please do this to Simon every video. This is comedy gold 😂
Agree
100% agreed. I could watch this at least once a week.
Or maybe he can toss some of that into florida man friday or something. 😂
Well if I keep talking about the 1986 World Series, eventually Simon will remember it all lol
@@ThatWriterKevin idk about that 😆
Did you read the daily facts article about "whistlers" lmao it's hilarious.
Simon be like "Go sports"
He seems more like a "boo sports" person.
Personally, I love when the home team successfully executes a play, subverts the defense of the opposition, demonstrates their athletic prowess, and scores points. Yes, go sports. Most indubitably.
HA!
Watching Simon generate the outline for Gilligan's Island in realtime - brilliant!
Laughed way too hard at the edit at 23:19 😂
"Survived by his wife, two children and a radiator"
From what I heard NASA sent consultants to both Boeing and Space X, at Space X they were heavily involved with the development and construction and treated like Experts. At Boeing some of them reported being basically ignored, treated like interns, and generally sidelined by corporate suits who thought they knew better than even Boeing's own engineers, let alone these interlopers. (At least 1 Boeing whistleblower made it publicly known before his coroner ruled self-end that he was explicitly not going to do that and was very much looking forward to his day in court as a witness).
Would not be surprised at Boeing's treatment of NASA personnel. 2009ish Boeing did a test flight out of Seattle of some new massive plane and had to ground it in Moses Lake, WA for months while they tried to figure what went wrong. Absolute jerks to deal with. Never been so glad to just be a general employee in a machine/welding shop instead of customer facing. I just had to make sure there weren't any sharp edges they might accidentally cut themselves with on their new parts.
Super easy to spot at local restaurants and stores.
Never seen such an absolute "I'm better than you and hate your backwater town" group of folks.
@@ThisIsATireFire It seems like Boeing's merger ended with them getting Eaten from the inside out with corpo suits and their pets kicking out all of the actually excellent staff that gave Boeing their massive profits to begin with.
3:08 the real unforced error was the scripts approved along the way. i LOVE you kevin
Kevster! You almost broke Simon today! Awesome job! Keep going!❤❤❤ Much love from Czechia
Henry Has come to see us! ❤
Glad you enjoyed!
All that sports stuff in the opening is Greek to me too 😂😭😅
As someone who lives in the US but has no athletic talent and is bored to death watching sports unless someone gets hurt, I, like Simon, had no goddamn clue what the hell the introduction was about.
The most British thing ever said: "I hate sports and I love global catastrophe." 💯😆🤣🤣🤣
I love global conquest would probably be more British
@ThatWriterKevin True... 😉😆💯
@@ThatWriterKevin america is following closely in dads footsteps
@@growingupwithalfie9254 LOL we wish
Never have I ever felt as much on the same page with Simon as this! XD
This is my brain boys channel cause his personality can come through! Finally Simon can have fun!!!!
I remember CrowdStrike's mess up. I was up all night fixing hospital servers and computers, and feeling bad for people stuck in airports and those who couldn't get through to emergency services. At least we could still care for our patients.
"Amazon has been treating people too well."... yes Simon, you know apart from their employees
I must admit watching Simon read material he cannot understand has it's own charm...
Kevster, you are always in the comments. I am absolutly SURE you put that huge part about sports in the beginning just to trigger massive tangents from Simon.
Of course I did!
It was brilliant!
@@Count_Smackula Why thank you!
You broke him so badly he wasn’t confident enough to pronounce “emoticon” afterwards. This is some kind of trolling art.
@ThatWriterKevin Connecting Starliner to Gilligan's Island was hilarious.
8:19 jeez Simon, switch to decaf 😂 jk, love the rants
the most intelligent, yet clueless person I watch on the youtubes!!! keep doing you Simon!!
Simon, 'roll it out to your receptionist' is called Beta testing. Alpha testing is passing the code to your professional testers (if you're a bigger company) or other programmers (if you're a smaller company). If you're a company that makes stuff people want to try to break, you can ask for applications for beta testers - this usually works well for games.
So yes, 'roll it out to your receptionist' is such a good idea that smart companies already do!
I was going to be that guy making a comment about Oracle until Simon’s rant 😂
they are behind Java, which is behind a lot of everyday things. and Minecraft. but yeah hes right about direct dealing with oracle.
@Dreddy72 that’s exactly where I was going to go with it 🤣
OMGNOBODYGIVESASHITYOUFUCKINGNERDS™
Knew I'd find other Oracle people here. Getting on with f*king right off now. 😂😂
Poor Simon 😂 I feel like this when someone talks about cricket. If it makes Simon feel better, Kevin's baseball story did make complete sense for baseball fans
Back in the 50s-70s, girl's were told to pretend the didn't know the sport so they could ask their date to explain it, they you had ro remember which boy thought you understood and which boyfriend thought you were an idiot.
I would be very concerned if my story did not make sense to people who understand how baseball works. It's not like I was talking about the infield fly rule or anything (which is also really simple, though games must have been fairly hilarious before it existed)
20:04 You've never seen a episode it's Gilligan's Island??? That was my shit when i was a kid, plus it's got a banger of a theme song. Simon's lack of TV shows/movies never cease to amaze me 😂😂😂
To be fair he is British. I can really only think of one or two British TV shows from that era. Dr Who and Monty Python's skits. And I remember watching Gilligan's Island on my grandmother's black and white TV.
Are you familiar with the Mandela effects of the show? That is some spooky stuff.
I’ve seen it because of reruns on public channels on Sunday mornings, and only knew it existed as a kid because my mom mentioned she loved it as a kid. It’s very funny and since it thrives off “eccentric people not cut out for survival situations making decisions that have unexpectedly terrible outcomes but surviving just fine” the humor is timeless.
@@kg-WhatthehelliseventhatI have not. What kind of things would be spooky because they were misremembered?
@14:00 remembering the sweet days of Jurassic Park: Rampage edition. You got to play as a raptor and rip through every person you saw. Great stuff.
For non baseball people, that game at the beginning is legendary for being pure heartbreak. It is incredibly infamous. You can say “Buckner” to even a casual fan and chances are good they’ll respond with a compassionate, “Ahhh…”
So hearing Simon be baffled by the summary of that game is really REALLY funny.
(Compelled to add that Buckner was an awesome player who didn’t deserve to be remembered for only that flub which the game never should have come down to anyway- fan-tangent over.)
I needed this today
You're welcome!
@ThatWriterKevin You're the real MVP
@@bravedtheforest Thank!
Kevin should do a dive into how us Yanks have no idea why cricket takes a week
Yes
And can still end in a draw.
@@NatNewstead-uk2nm it's just like ⚽
It takes HOW LONG?!
We just throw used batteries at our baseball players, nickels for the ice in hockey, the US is too cheap to throw quarters out 😂
AT-BAT! Struggled to breathe for a sec there so good
I did not expect to be laughing at "Michael Ronaldo" today
I'm about right up there in sports knowledge with Simon...but still great to watch. 😂
25:20 - Boing is not removing whistleblowers... only Whistlers.
5:15 target neutralized
It's ok Simon, Kevin wrote it quite well and it made perfect sense. Good delivery, mate. Giggling included.
Kevin you are a very naughty boy…..but that was an exceptionally fun torture of Simon 😂😂😂❤❤❤
I love Simon doesn't know sports 😂😂
How many people outside of the US do know about baseball rules though?
If it were an American reading a script and Gaelic or hurling came up I wouldn't expect them to know much about it because different places follow different sports
Imagine he watches an American football 🏈 and does voice-over based on Kevin's feeding the teleprompter. 😂
@@beltrofix7667The countries of Japan, Cuba, Mexico, the Dominican Republic, and Venezuela say hello.
@@4lyeskas yeah that's still not exactly the majority of people that would be familiar with the rules but I appreciate you teaching me that it does habe a following on several other countries.
I love all the channels and the videos. High quality throughout.you are definitely my favorite youtuber, Simon. Cheers from Milwaukee Wisconsin.
Okay, I'm used to Simon being disconnected from pop culture, but "not knowing what Gilligan's Island is" is a whole new level of removal.
The bit about sports made my day
One of the best in the series 😂
That opening baseball meltdown was beautiful. Keep it up Kev!
It is oddly satisfying watching Simon read that which he knows not, however we in the States know so well!
13:00 ..YES...Just make IT work weekends. Best joke ever.
Yep, other half works in IT for a bank. Other people want their money 24/7, so screw our planned weekends away, one of us has to keep the systems running.
13:40 except for Goldeneye! Lol
hilariious vid. Thanks, guys!
Kevin's finally making his final desperate attempt to escape the basement by breaking the Simon!
5:43 I know they're probably not a thing that gets lowered into the basement too often; but I think Simon owes Kevin an apology...
😂 I ❤ brain blaze. You guys are awesome and hilarious 😂
5:35 - Chapter 1 - The crowdstrike incident
13:10 - Chapter 2 - Crash of the concord
19:40 - Chapter 3 - NASA & boeing make questionable choices
Oh god, I work as a bank teller and when the crowdstrike outage happened, it was a long day of hand writing receipts and then catching up when it finally came back the next day. Thankfully a lot of people realized they couldn’t do anything but we occasionally got the people going “what outage?” We finally had the tv on in the background and pointed when it kept happening
…
🎶🎵 Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
🎶🎵 A tale of a fateful trip
🎶🎵 That started from this tropic port
🎶🎵 Aboard this tiny ship
🎶🎵 The mate was a mighty sailing man
🎶🎵 The skipper brave and sure
🎶🎵 Five passengers set sail that day
🎶🎵 For a three hour tour, a three hour tour 🎵🎶
ahhhh Kevin, i love this beautiful song you wrote for simon and his british accent. i’m a Cubs fan. we love sad baseball stories!
Crowdstrike happened on my birthday. I chose to believe the internet broke on my birthday because of just how significant a day it is. But truly, it’s still the fault of Microsoft. Prove me wrong 😑 Simmons melt down over baseball was the perfect opening pitch to this awesome episode 😂
Glad you enjoyed!
Did I miss it? No sponser?! Plus book reference AND Quake call back? You mad lad. XD
hi! i used to be a teller for chase!
the only people that go into banks are
1)those without accounts cashing checks
2) old people
3) rich people making sure their giant checks get handled immediately
4) businesses
5) random young person asking for help with something bc that portion of the app is down and they can’t wait for the app to be fixed lol
13:42 ET The Game😂
My coworkers and I spent the entire Crowdstrike debacle wondering if Crowdstrike would be discounted enough for us to buy it. And wonder of wonders, we actually *were* allowed to demo Falcon a few weeks ago. We decided to go with a competitor, but it was fun.
Simon, the reason for simultaneous updates is Crowdstrike is designed to recognize *malware*. Malware gets updated so fast that it's essentially a cat and mouse game between virus hashes being identified, Crowdstrike (and equivalents) being updated to catch them, and then the malware being updated to change the hash. Staggered rollout increases the odds of an update being useless.
I was ready for them to follow the solarwinds strategy and rename the company before the end of the month.
the Crowdstrike thing was in the middle of the work day here in Australia. It sucked. And no you can't boot in safe mode. The shortcut has been removed and you have to wait for a particular screen, and guess what, it crashed before that screen. Our IT guy had to use a boot key on an external unit on each individual machine to fix it.
Love the fact that when talking about Blizzard's standard of "It's done when it's done" was done in past tense, because certainly isn't the the standard anymore. Unfortunately.
Did anyone notice how simon said garage two different ways a few sentences apart? Very on brand love it
The best thing about Simon many channels is that some are 100% scripted and great for kids and school, then there are the unscripted channels that are for the adults.
You can grow up discovering new channels as you age.
Simon is the only narrator that I have to turn my 1.25-1.5x speed down to 1.15 to understand what he's saying 😂
Simon’s knowledge of football being basically only Manchester United players makes my red heart happy
Fun Fact: Online gambling is illegal in the US. Everywhere. There are loopholes like the company being based in a different country, or the more convoluted system that shows up on MMOs where the only way to "Cash out" on a loot box is to do an "unrelated" transaction somewhere else before a trade in-game.
I do really like the bits of DBZ Abridged peppered in this video.
I'm not old (45), I just go to the teller because the local branch has a tendency to have 3 of the 4 drive-thru ATM's broken. It's faster than waiting in a line of drivers crammed into one lane.
With Simon not knowing American anything, it would be great to put out some polls on his F-ing stuff up! KEVIN IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!
Simon is a huge sportsball fan
Fun fact: Most POS (Point of Sale) computers and terminals run a form of Windows XP. Usually Windows POSReady or Windows CE. Self check-outs, ATMs, price scanners, restaurants, retail stores, etc. are some examples.
I just couldn't hold it in at Michael Ronaldo oh my GOD that was brilliant Simon
Ferdinand Rinaldo, such a class player, wonderful touch.
"Jus sit right back and you'll hear the tale -- the tale of a fateful trip..."
Are you familiar with that shows Mandela effects? Spooky stuff.
... that started from this tropic port - aboard this tiny ship". Swiss family Robinson was due to a shipwreck too.
@@kg-Whatthehelliseventhat I'm not. Will look into it.
Your not alone Simon 😂. I haven't understood the script either after 10 minutes..
Jesus, how does anyone get through a baseball game? Even with Simon's yelling, that was a challenge.
Writers missed the most important parts of why Concord failed, they made a bunch of statements and releases about their choices in why the game was developed/ made the way it was and when the potential player base tried addressing the issues they saw, the devs of concord replied that "the game wasn't for you then" which pissed off a lot of potential players that would have played it to try it and so the players listened and since it wasnt for them they didn't buy it. Then the devs and small community that DID support concord got all pissy and lambasted the player base at large and blamed us all for why concord failed, all why not once taking responsibility for their own massive part in all of it.
I believe Kevin misses a lot of things. After listening to his lifestyle I would be surprised if he didn’t miss more.
and Concord is estimated to have cost around $400m, not 150 lol
That only speed up it's failure, it didn't really contribute to it. The game was horrible, and cost money in a genra filled with frre to play games out it's butt.
No matter how nice they were about it, or even if they'd tried to listen a bit, it still would have failed. It just may have taken longer.
I liked watching artist pick apart Concord, because seeing them point out the whole "silhouette" and "shape/color theory" is a nice turn on actually WHY the designs were bad beside"looks ugly"
@@zogar8526 This is it. Having a full price title in a segment filled with free to play is a recipe for failure, no matter how good the game is. Too bad for Concord, it wasn't even a good game
1:14 as a Red Sox fan, I can say, Simon nail it..
The funniest thing about Concord is, that the devs called all gamers "talentless freaks", while their servers were outlived by your average housefly!
Of course I'd like to purchase a 40€ game made by people who disrespect me, who wouldn't?
Let's crowd fund for Simon to go to space!
Neither Gilligan's Island nor Swiss Family Robinson have anything to do with plane crashes, lol. They are both about boats landing on random uninhabited tropical islands with people being stranded there.
As an old -- VERY old -- Mets fan, I remember that 10th inning of Game 6 in 1986 like it was yesterday. I sat glumly, remote in hand, ready to turn off the TV before the Red Sox began celebrating on the Mets' home field. And then ... the impossible happened. If the Mets never win a championship again before I die, at least I'll have that memory as I welcome my eternal sleep.
P.S. I must correct Kevin. The Mets did not steal home plate. In fact, after Calvin Schiraldi allowed that third single to Ray Knight, he was replaced by Bob Stanley. It was Stanley whose wild pitch allowed Gary Carter to score and moved Knight to second base. Bill Buckner's error then allowed Knight to score the winning run, tying the series at 3 games each.
The Red Sox could still have win the series in Game 7 but they were emotionally dead, and the Mets easily won the game and the series.