Is Cannibalism Vegan?
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- Опубліковано 20 січ 2022
- Love eating meat? Don't want to hurt any animals? Have you considered... Vegan Cannibalism?
DISCLAIMER: French Baguette Intelligence neither supports nor encourages cannibalism.
This video is a bit different from the others in the sense that I took a much bigger creative freedom while editing it. This is very different from how the conversation that inspired this video actually played out.
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#aceattorney #objectionlol #phoenixwright #manfredvonkarma #vonkarma #CAPCOM #vegan #vegandiet #veganism #discord
*Gringo gets into the server*
Gringo: hey guys, Vegan is crying, what happened?
Harry: ah, Gringo, quick question, is your stepfather a vegan?
Gringo: *sweats a lot*
LMFAO TRUEEEE
Facts.
Everybody gangsta until Harry eats Gringo's stepfather
*enters the room with some food*
These chicken nuggets taste wierd, are they poisoned?
@@lullabypoppera3914 depends, did your mother have any illnesses?
This reads like a normal girl walking into a room of psychopathic intellectuals.
Poor girl’s first mistake was not knowing.
11:46
Doesn’t read like anything. Its exactly what you just said
What a waste, I would pay to have these kind of conversations with someone
Not a normal girl : a vegan .
bro I feel so bad for her but it’s so funny lmao.
like a morally right person that has their life together with intellectuals that need therapy
"You could have killed me!"
"Don't take it personally, with my terrible aim I could have killed anybody." Absolute gold.
For some reason, that reminds me of grunkle Stan
@@whiterose8775 someone get in here and animate this before I die trying
@@whiterose8775 also maybe a VA
Harry's the type of guy to see a vegan and ask "is anyone going to eat that?" And not wait for an answer
Harry’s kind of an asshole for not sharing the vegan meat.
@@KalashVodka175 no no, he said he wants to be eaten after death, so he will feed the same amount of people he could've shared the meat with
I like the implication that either the vegan is already cooked or he recognized a vegan by sight and will not be stopped from killing and eating them
@@DrGandW it's the smell I think
I'm the kind of guy to answer "yes."
"My diet is vegan because I only eat vegans."
this video's gonna be gold I'm feeling it
Remember- not vegan, just on a vegan diet. Sorry diet of vegans
hm humans are animals so you cant eat anything planting the corps or use any clothing since tools making the clothing are aninal human based except the sun wshich is the only non vegan thing that provides you with healthy
@@Benzcrimsonitacilunarnebula
Now I have a question:
Is it possible to eat cherries and other fruits vegetables which were polinate by a bee?
I mean, it was an insect which helped tree to bloom.
And what is with mushrooms?
I mean they are neither plants nor animals, but hybrids of them.
Or if we go more extrem:
Are there REALLY true vegans?
I mean, after we all die, we get decomposed in different minerals like salt as like water.
So of this point of view we all eat indirect animals.
🤔
@@MirrorOfEmotions no only grass and others plants aare true vegan vegies only vagetebles are tuly tru true vegans vegans are vegans anythign thats has been touched by animals or indirectly connected or releated to it is truly not vegan smh.:).
@@MirrorOfEmotions also we are connected to animals and nature as so we are connot cant cant be veagene. , since we are animals humans are animmales ourseladsfvesxz.:.,/??p.
It's funny how he manages to be pragmatic, intelligent but not entirely overshadow his sense of humor. He's like Bowl on steroids.
Bowl is fueled by bigotry, but generally has a sense of ethical decency. At least in regards to Bri'ish people.
Harry on the other hand has virtually no ethical decency, & his prejudice against all life is truly equal. Unrestrained by the society created constructs of "sanity" or "morals" Harry is a pioneer for true enlightenment.
Fun fact, the dog in your profile picture is dead.
Harry is like a modern version of Buddha but in the absolute abomination way as possible, he thinks all life are worthless and human morals are irrelevant, which makes him the apex of human enlightenment that nobody could ever come close to nor they would ever think they want to be.
Except for Bowl, his B.B.B law is truly something on its own
@@gaysiegelord That wasn't really funny, and now I'm disturbed and in grief for the rest of my life, much appreciated 👍
@@yurooasa1463 well, now you can eat that dog, isn't that nice?
"We're just trying to help the planet." "The planet doesn't deserve to be saved. "Why?" "Because there are so many vegans"
By far, the best thing ever uttered by any human
Harry has to compete with Bowl with "who has the best one-liners?"
@@Bolshechemty I'd say Harry.
@@morepain9337 don’t let the Bowl hear you say that
i was thinking the planet doesnt deserve to live because of humanity and gr@pists
> be a part of mankind
> currently dominating the planet
> still think animals have feelings because you watched far too many disney movies.
Man we could go on and on about em yet we dont.
He's controlling population growth, vegans AND food shortage??? What a genius
He does make a valid point, to be sure.
And disposing of corpses in a reliable and reusable way
even his own corpse too because he apparently wants to be eaten
He needs to get a Nobel Prize for ending world hunger.
it's just a modest proposal... :)
"There's no war crimes if the US are involved"
-A true American, during most wars
"this isn't dictatorship, dictatorship is when people are communists and wear chapkas and everything is grey"
-OSS117, a true Frenchman
@@benoitbvg2888 Yes.
Technically it's not a warcrime unless you lose.
"The way to solve world hunger is to eat the poor and the hungry" - Harry, probably
Eh, too much bones. Better harvest their organs, FOR SCIENCE!
There is a satirical proposition that was made during the Irish Potato Famine just about that topic. “A Modest Proposal” by Jonathan Swift. But instead of eating the poor and hungry the poor and hungry eat their own children.
"Cannibalism will stop overpopulation and world hunger" -Also probably Harry.
It's technecly a possible solution, It's just that we want to do that in a way that doesn't kill the poor or/and hungry because we humans also want to maximize the number of lives saved that woud explain why in the Trolley Problem we choose the rail with less number of people because then we only kill 1 person, if otherwise we woud kill 5 people, we select the choice where more live
@@ShadowSkryba hey, the bones and their marrow could be used for broth for the little remaining meat on the human. Soup and stew are a great way to stretch out the meat and still stay super tasty eith the broth
Vegan : ”Isn’t he your friend ?"
Harry : *smiles ominously*
"I told you not to swear in my family-friendly UA-cam video!"
Set her damn straight, FC. Don't let foul language like that into your discussion on cannibalism!
lmao
youtube doesnt let hem say f#*% but lets them discuss whether or bot cannibalism is vegan
Once again, Harry proves he is this world´s equivalent to Manfred Von Karma
you see phoenix this lamb ALSO worked in the chemical factory
@@banaba5708 this lamb is the one who set up the "accident" to burn off the suspect's fingerprints! (can't remember his name)
@@clickbait6646 All thats needed is for Faux to call the lamb to the stand
@@banaba5708 Lambfred von karma
@@comfyspy2123 Silence of the Lambfred Von Karma
The price of a pure bred vegan is something only a wealthy family can afford. I think it's unfair. We should breed more pure vegans to bring the price down.
Why should we have to share with the plebs? Might actually be a better idea to keep it with just the Patricians and Nobility, bidding wars between wealthy families can generate a lot revenue, revenue that can be used to fund what the purebred vegan wanted done with the money in their will, be it public education, charity, funding for food programs for the poor etc. While yes, it would be possible to bloat the population of purebreds and sell for cheap, I just don't see how it would be any more beneficial than keeping them expensive and a rare delicacy.
@@bellofrus I hardly think what the 'vegan' wants hold any sway here, but if you wish to venture down this rabbit hole; classifying a vegan as a vegan only states one of their wishes, which is to not harm animals in their own survival. Which there are different breeds of vegan, as you said, gogreen-vegans and bettereducation-vegans, when addressing the 'vegan' you may only assume their vegan-ness. And, if you do accept their will's wishes, what do you do with the paradox of 'I want pure bred vegans to become more available'?
Many chefs mention their reason for being so as "I want to share good food with the people." I think it would be unfair to withhold good food from the people, in a democratic society where people are doing their best to thin the lines between people who hold all the power from birth and people who rise to power. We need a Vox Vegan! And with the sensitivity of the world today, how flamed do you think campaigning parties would be if they did not answer to the Vox Vegan? -- consequently resulting in them losing out on the delicacy of purebred vegan.
You assume that elites would bid fairly, but I think withholding goods will only result in more crime. Human trafficking would run amock, secret and possible rigged auctions, gerrymandering in the name of cronyism, etc. Civilian crime, in attempts to steal the wealth. People find a way, whether you want them to or not. Breeding now cuts to the end of that song and dance and also avails itself better to nobility.
In this Episode, Faux Cares, Harry and Em decided to start a Lovecraftian Cannibalistic Death Cult, fortunatelly, they are Vegan
What are they gonna do? Summon lord the great old one Bowl?
@@lighthouse3138 FORBIDDEN BOWL KNOWLEDGE
Correction: on a vegan diet.
For the last time: THEY. ARE. NOT. VEGAN. They are on a Vegan Diet
I love how Harry's opinion is absolutely wrong but 100% valid at the same time
That's Harry for you
Brutish, yet effective is a good way to describe Harry
@@slayeroffurries1115 But is he brutally cunning an' cunningly brutal?
@@Coid he's definitely a Gork enjoyer
What's wrong about it?
Finally! Vegetarians always say “Oh but you’d never eat a human”. I tell them that’s not true and suddenly _I’m_ the monster?! Preposterous. Harry will understand, I’m sure.
Ikr
I would eat a human, in fact, I'm eating one rn
@@thelmainoah same
@@thelmainoah how was the meal
@@kubikim good, thank you
I am indeed pro-Vegan, less people means less carbon emissions.
This gives me "let's nuke the earth to prevent the heat death of the universe" vibes
this wouldn't work when big companies are the highest carbon emitters though
@@Jojooooooo then we eat the companies
@@adopted996 we eat the factories.
@@Jojooooooo I am glad we have agreed that companies aren't people. And so are on the menu.
The fact that the vegan couldn't catch on to the idea that being vegan and having a vegan diet are different things was astounding to me. You don't call a diet of chicken and broccoli a chicken and broccoli. You call it a chicken and broccoli diet.
Yeah, but “vegan” can also refer to food that vegans eat.
As a Chicken and Broccoli, this comment is so offensive
Considering that broccoli doesn't eat, wich makes it unlikely that the diet is named after the consumer and not the food, a chicken and broccoli diet would indeed be chicken and broccoli. The person eating eat wouldn't be chicken and broccoli though. Unless...
-The chicken and broccoli becomes part of you when you eat it.
-Humans are made of a body and it wouldn't be wrong to say that a human is a body.
=> If the body is made of chicken and broccoli why would it be wrong to say that the human is chicken and broccoli?
The ambiguous nature of word is truly a misery for those trying to understand. When is the broccoli created and when does it seize to exist? How is it defined?
We like to think of broccoli and chicken as matter but if humans can't be broccoli then it clearly isn't! It is a broccoli configuration! And when you reconfigure it into human form it is no longer broccoli. Broccoli is a state. And so are we.
The uniformity of the matter of the universe has yet to be accepted by humankind. We are all one.
For this reason I prefer to eat broccoli instead of chicken.
Don't eat me Harry.
I feel really bad for Vegan. The poor thing seemed perfectly reasonable. The pressure of being the figurehead of the new Vegan Cannibal religion must really have gotten to her.
Once again, Harry is setting the standard for how insane someone can seem in a single sentence.
You misspelled relatable
You should be applauding him, after all he is being vegan by not consuming animals or the byproduct!
@@Omega-qb1mg i mean, humans are kind of animals
@@dhearyzikrimuhammad_0366 Nah he is only eating would be vegetables.
@@dhearyzikrimuhammad_0366 I prefer to affectionately refer to ourselves as multicellular viruses.
Harry once again proves to be the fan favourite with his controversial and yet inspiring opinions
V: "Why do you hate vegans? We just want to help the planet."
H: "This planet doesn't deserved to be saved."
V: "Why not?"
H: "BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF VEGANS."
Truly Harry is one of the greatest thinkers of our time.
Circular reasoning? I think you mean a _well-rounded argument,_ bucko.
Where's the controversy?
Harry, once again, being utterly based
modest proposals if you would
All great supervillains are.
"Isn't he your friend?"
"It would be even more immoral to not fulfill a friend's last wish!" Is just GOLD as a response lmao
This has to be the single most compelling argument for Cannibalism in all of human history, bravo.
I will now go tell my vegan friends the unfortunate truth that they shall become meals.
Save some of them for me bro man
Can I get some too?
gimme
What do you mean unfortunate? It could only be unfortunate if they partake in unhealthy diets to dissuade you from consuming them.
my bad those vegans were yours?
Harry's thinking process astounds me. What a fantastic idea.
This will obviously be another gold video.
Harry is someone who takes the sigma male grindset unironically
@@mappingmapping95 Harry is a real life Gigachad
Harry's definitely my favorite of the Baguette bunch. Such an eccentric character.
Yeah on surface hes ideas seem Insane but if you think about it for a little longer it might acxually make some sense.
"This planet doesn't deserve to be saved"
"Why not?"
"Because it's full of vegans"
Harry, your wisdom speaks true as always
Love how Harry has become arguably as much a fan favorite as Bowl and FC, but he has some of the most controversial opinions on the planet
Which is all the more reason why he is becoming my favorite.
"Some"? He has all of them
He's like Thanos of controvercy: collectling all of them to fulfill his own truest, selfless goal
you can’t convince me this is no longer a discord conversation, and that Harry was firing bullets at a woman in real time
Small correction. You said Woman, I think you meant to say vegan. those are two completely different species. Some can get the two confused because both infuse flawed arguments with emotions to try and force an agenda on you, however a vegan at least tells you what they want when they're mad. Women, on the other hand, will give you the silent treatment, thinking that they are punishing you. In reality, you are most likely enjoying the quiet time catching up on the nba or video games.
Don't be fooled, just because vegans are more upfront with their problems does not make them the better choice, unless you are planning on eating them.
Women starve themselves to try to lose weight to be skinny, what they don't realize is that all guys unanimously love thick thighs. This gives them a low fat to muscle ratio, giving you a very small portion of not very good tasting stringy meat.
Vegans usually weigh in around 650 pounds give or take, giving you large amount of fatty meat to enjoy for a substantial length of time. A big problem with eating vegans, however, is the head. The head usually carries several double chins, at least 3. You may think that more chins equals more tasty meat, but you would be wrong. The extra chins are not actually chins, but storage modules, built near the mouth, that hold useless and unintelligent comebacks that go straight to the mouth without traveling through the brain for inspections on how good the comebacks actually are. These comebacks also poison the tongue, which otherwise, would be delicious. Avoid eating the tongue. Vegans also have a tendency to dye their hair exotic colors to make them "different than all the others" This can prove to be quite toxic to digest, so avoid the scalp area completely. Vegans are also known to have massive sized brains, not because they are smart, but because their brain is so enflamed from the massive ego they get by thinking they are changing the planet by not eating animals. I would recommend avoiding the brain and inner skull area as well. After removing the head from the body, you will still have roughly 550 pounds of meat, excluding the bones. Do not throw out the bones. Because the bones support so much weight, they have to be incredibly tough, so the inner bone marrow meat should be gourmet grade. Also do not throw out the eyes. The eyes are the one good part of the head area, because Vegans have become so good at finding oppression in everything. This makes the eyes one of the most delectable eyes in the animal kingdom. After getting all the good bits of meat separated from the less edible pieces, I recommend marinating all the cuts of meat in various animal fats to remind them that their attempts in making the world a safer place for animals has failed phenomenally. Happy eatings! 😇
@@juninja22herohey what drugs are you on to think this is a normal thing to comment
Have you watched the video?
@@Dabeyounyes? i don’t think its contents (nor my comment) prompt this tirade of garbage
@@jumnyum literally a video of a guy trolling a vegan. The commenter is an unfunny tryhard, but it's the same concept.
Every time I see one of Harry's quotes as the thumbnail, my affection (and fear) for him grows.
Niccolò Machiavelli would be proud.
@@Harry_von_Karma He would be too scared of what he has caused to be proud of it.
"They may not choose what food they need to survive, but they do choose to indulge in their need to survive"
This is some supervillain tier shit
This is the exact kind of deranged, outer-rim-of-the-galaxy type of nonsense that I absolutely live for. Even if I don't necessarily agree with all of the takes I've seen Harry make on this channel, I always know that whenever he opens his mouth something *legendary* is going to come out.
We're on the outer rim of the galaxy.
I love how there are exactly 6 shots heard from 4:13 to 4:25 because we see Harry using a 6 shooter in the previous scene. Wasn’t expecting that small detail
If eating vegans is considered veganism, then are the people who eat herbivores are considered vegans? But then they’re eating animals, which means they’re not vegans, which makes the people eating them not vegans as well. The Vegan Veganism is paradoxing
Edit: Guys I made this comment before the episode premiered. I’ve only seen the thumbnail back then
True veganism has never been tried
@@GY-bd9bo it’s been tried. The thing is those people died before their attempts could be recorded. And their deaths were written off as starvation. Contributing to world hunger statistics.
As it was already said, it is not veganism, it's a vegan diet.
Okay time to answer the questions. There are 2 types of vegan diet. You have the veganistic diet (a diet pertaining to the beliefs of vegans) and a diet of vegans (only eating vegans). The problem is caused by the want to shorten words or not haveing the proper words to smoothly say it. So technically vegans use veganistic diets but inaccurately call it vegan diets due to them shortening it while harry accuratly uses the term vegan diet but due to peoples shifting of definition it is seen as inaccurate. Take a look at something like a meat only diet or carrot diet you can accuratly assume what the diet consists of and it falls in line with Harry's thought process.
They're not vegans, they're just on a vegan diet.
I like how when the situation with an earring in the soup and they chose not to come up with an obvious "it fell in"
No they jumped straight to, "the calf ate a person"
“It fell in” would sound so unprofessional!
@@frenchbaguetteintelligence Hmm, I suppose you are right, and the health code may not appreciate the earring as well.
No inspector would check up on the new and improved story!
I hope we get a cookbook made by Harry specially detailing all the ways we can eat him. Harry Hamburgers, Harry Meat Strips, Harry Stews, Harry Pie, Harry Jerky- so many dishes to experiment with
maybe some harry with herring, perhaps.
I'd buy it.
That person's biggest mistake was asking Harry if he would eat another human.
They clearly didn't know harry that well
genuinely, these are too good. the conversations you have are thought provoking but also hilarious, this honestly is my favourite channel
Harry is an absolute force in the way he phrases things and is literally a perfect fit for Von Karma
It's actually nuts
“You could make a religion out of this”
Hit me like a brick, I see someone’s been keeping up with their world history ;)
The vegan failed to support their argument at the end, but I would bring up a few things myself:
1. Cannibalism would be really difficult to pull off, because much like you mentioned with "kuru", humans naturally reject meat that's too similar in DNA to ours, which extends to mushrooms for some reason. You can get other prion diseases and allergic reactions from it. It's difficult to treat human meats to make them suitable and safe for consumption, but you're right that it's totally possible.
2. There was a point brought up about starving children, and although it would hold water normally, it doesn't when you consider that over a third of the world's produced food is thrown away and not eaten less than a seventh is a victim of starvation. If you actually wanted to provide food, it would be significantly easier to support local food banks and charities than prepare meat from a human (who would have to have died very recently to not already be rotten).
3. If you turned humans into feed for other animals, they wouldn't have the same risk from eating it as we do, in fact the only reason humans aren't one of the safest animals to eat is because of our body rejecting the meat. Much less wasteful.
4. There's nothing morally wrong with eating parsnips (that I know about) but I am repulsed by them. I think people being personally uncomfortable with cannibalism is reason enough for them to not eat human meat.
Ultimately, your argument holds a lot of water, and although mass production of human meat wouldn't be practical, if someone wanted to be eaten by other humans when they died and could find a way for them to be perfectly safe, I would think they're a little weird, but there wouldn't be anything technically wrong with it, although I still think being donated to science or fed to other animals would be a more "good" decision.
I have to add one point to that unfortunately. It is that we humans have a special protein that we cannot absorb and will build up in our brain which result in insanity. But that usually shows up decades later.
In the vegan's defense, she was panicking and caught off guard. You had time to develop a counter argument
@@epicalfailure83 the OP already mentioned prions.
Also, prions are present in most animals, it's just that in order to infect our cells rather than just hanging out, they have to be similar in amino acid makeup
"You oppose cannibalism because it's morally wrong.
I oppose it because it's not the most practical application of a dead body.
We are not the same."
You can solve issues 1 and 3 by genetically modifying and selectively breeding humans in order to get them to a point where we can easily treat their meat and make it suitable and safe to eat.
You can also solve issue 2 by doing both options!
CANNIBALISM SHALL REIGN SUPREME.
And so an age old struggle begins between FC, that one morally ethic bland kid on discord, and Harry's unethical, heretic and based depiction of humanity. If this vid. doesn't talk about eating ''vegetables'' in wheelchairs i'll be dissapointed
@@gamecavalier3230 Well apparently if you eat their brain, you will also become a vegetable. So that checks out.
Grass-fed “vegetables” are probably the most vegan diet friendly choice out there
Going back to 2012 i see, back when we used to eat vegan people and it wasn't considered evil or discriminatory.
I’m gonna be honest I broke in uncontrollable laughter when you start slamming the counter yelling EAT HIM! EAT HIM NOW! DO IT! JUST A BITE!
This video went from ethical discussion to cultist ritualistic chanting and peer pressure really fast.
I'm happy people are still making this type of content can't wait for it to premiere
Consenting human meat is literally the most ethical meal a human could have. I literally don't understand why she was so against that.
This is the funniest video you have put up yet. The topic, Harry's genuinely indefensible argument, the editing, (horror music as Harry channels his inner Vader, the gun, etc.) The fact that, at some points, Harry contradicted himself but was so confident in what he was saying Vegan barely question him, the collapse into insanity at the end, EVERYTHING. I wish I had something to add to the discussion, but because the argument is, as I said, indefensible, I don't think there's much to say.
What's so indefensible about a vegam diet? Sheesh.
@@lastmanstanding7155 Indefensible is a debate term meaning an argument with no true counter.
Me:i don't like veganism because it's a philosophy based on subjective moral and asceticism.
Harry: i love vegans with salt and pepper.
The thumbnail alone marks this video as a banger, looking forward to verifying it.
Listen.
*TECHNICALLY*
Cannibalism Is legal. It's the killing part that's not. So if Someone gives full consent to have you eat and you don't kill them then it's not illegal and perfectly ethical 👍
But you never heard this from me.
Appropriate cursed picture for an appropriately cursed comment
* local legislation may vary
nom nom nom forbidden burger nom nom nom
If you get amputated the doctor can let you have the limb, you can bring it home and eat it with your friends
@@mesotolioma5089 definitely gonna do that if I ever have to get amputated.
Gonna have some korean barbeque arms.
I like how her name is literally "Vegan", it probably wasn't the case during the conversation but I still want to believe.
they had to hide her name so they wouldn’t get attached during the hunting process
She left the server so FC couldn't ask for her consent to appear in the video.
It took an upsetting amount of time for the vegan to figure out what Harry meant by a Vegan Diet
I like to believe she understood faster but she was in denial and thus assumed she had misunderstood.
Harry would definetly support Aristotelean ethics on the consumption of animals - it's the most useful thing they can do for us.
Bro its just nature. Idk wtf ideologies have to do with a basic need of survival
@@hwanniggles187 It's natural to want to stand above others in various ways, monitarily, morally, etc., and when they can't do so create imaginary ways to get that sense of superiority.
@@hwanniggles187 Yeah, I think what they don't realize is that they are against industrial farming and the climate problems produced by it, not eating meat in itself
@@Shrek_es_mi_pastor And the meat industry is super wasteful and energy inefficient as well, I'm not against eating meat, but producing it on the scale we are is super inefficient, and I'm all about that getting fixed.
@@hwanniggles187 Plus if you are vegan to save the planet, vegan food use a lot of water to produce than meat. Meat is the best cost benefit of energy from nature!
Cannibalism solves both poverty and world hunger.
Edit: wtf based😳
and overpopulation
@@user-un2pf4ht9l Somebody didn't get the joke.
@@user-un2pf4ht9l YEAH LIKE ACTUALLY 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😩😩🙄😩😩🙄🙄
"He's out of the line, but he's right"
"What is bad for animals is forbidden to vegans"
You fool, I'm just buying, preparing and eating the meat, not killing the animal
To mention, there's plenty of animal omnivours too. Deer can eat chipmunks, pigs eat meat, chickens will run down and brutally dismember frogs. Is the vegan advocating for eating cats, because cats eat meat? What about dogs?
Not to mention that a lot of vegan diet staples are incredibly bad to the environment, and are actually causing more harm to animals than if they had just eaten responsibly produced meat
@@bobboy61 Would a vegan eat cats? Or dogs?
Yes. But I would not endorse killing the animals in order to eat them. I do not endorse killing wild carnivores or omnivores to stop them eating meat (or to eat them). Whilst eliminating predators would reduce the amount of blood and death going around, the ecological instability caused would result in a moral catastrophe much worse than the routine death occurring in nature. Ecology is a very complex field, and it is very difficult to predict the long term ecolological ramifications of something. It is more prudent to leave nature to its own devices. Also, there is a sort of natural beauty in biodiversity, that it would be a shame to destroy.
@@thomasfisher4833 hey don't mix up the vegans and the chinese
Ayo?! Deer eat Chipmunks??
I'm a vegetarian who regularly argues in favour of consensual cannibalism, so needless to say I'm happy to see this.
It'd be a nice way for me to indulge in ethical tasty flesh.
I feel like Bowl and Harry are a near-perfect representation of the two kinds of modern British people. (Harry IS British, right? I've just been guessing from what few clues I've gathered.)
I thought he was German. All his ideas sound like something the Nazis would have come up with
@@TheUncivilizedNation didn't the nazis die like 3 years ago?
@@rodrijolly5417 They did, but one of them called me an absolute fool once and shouted something about German science being the greatest in the world...
@@silversonome5360 hehe juju
@@JazzTheLass Juju Epstein
Changing Harry's avatar was one of the best things you have done
He had another avatar?
@@bulletsizednuke1100 he had the judge's avatar in geography debate iirc.
@@deki9827 That is correct.
I swear- Em and Harry are the same person, but of opposite genders. Both just bring absolute dread-
Anyways! I showed your video about geography to my geography teacher once and she liked it (surprisingly). I have a vegan teacher. I'll say the results in the next video~
I gotta agree with Bowl though, the lack of Bowl really made the video slightly less good! We want more Bowl, FC. More Bowl. How is one supposed to eat the vegan stew without a bowl-
« How is one supposed to eat the vegan stew without Bowl? »
That’s the neat part: You don’t.
This entire video is so unfathomably cursed but it makes such perfect sense at the same time.
Harry out here doing the sigma male grindset
As a vegan, I am genuinely scared to watch this.
This video could be interpreted as both Anti-vegan and Pro-vegan tbh.
@@frenchbaguetteintelligence so... anti-pro-vegan?
@@cursedgamer2778 does that mean this video is vegan? Can I eat it then?
@@deki9827 yes
@@deki9827 delicious
Y'know, at first I was against eating other people. But now that I know it's the morally correct choice to eat people, I'm going to become a practitoner of Vegan Cannibalism! Thank you for changing my life!
This series is funnier than shit I’ve paid money to watch. The best things in life truly are free.
Given how good Harry's food takes usually are, I'm concerned he's right...
Were you talking about a "vegan" goose before, Harry?
I wonder if "vegan bacon" would be good. That's probably the most likely gateway for me into cannibalism. 😈
Seems like Bowl won't be the most relatable character this time. All aboard the Harry train!
Dark times have fallen upon the Bowl clan.
@@bowlmrbowl5503 Clan?! There's a clan?! WHERE CAN I APPLY?
@@Zoe-hb2oj Would you really want to? Dark times have fallen upon the clan after all
@@Justin-ul7fh I'd atleast would like to know how to apply, so that when times are brighter I would be able to join.
Harry is basically the personification of the meme "Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?"
This is a damn treasure, I love this, so chaotic and oddly deep imo, and seeing a colaboration between all three Em, Faux Cares and Harry is just so powerfull (like both Em and Harry are almost all the time on the same page with F, but I didnt really tought Em is so much on the same radio lenght as Harry lol)
According to actual cannibals, the hand palm is the tastiest part of the body.
Cool
Cool.
Cool.
Poa.
Cool.
Harry's mindset is truly an anomaly. This is his world, we're just living in it.
Genuinely shocked how long it took for her to get the joke Harry made.
I love how this all started with a joke flying over her head.
harry: literally talks about eating human flesh
fc:....
vegan: *swears*
fc: U gonna get me demonetized.
youtube is weird
The premiere hasn't even started yet and i can immediately sense the shit that Harry will say, but somehow make it sound like a believable and serious argument
edit: Harry has convinced me to go on a vegan diet.
I don't remember the last time comedy has reduced me to tears, breathlessness, and snot from laughing so much in so little time. Bless the twisted hearts of you and your friends. I needed this today.
Harry has a very pragmatic go sadistic side, it's really entertaining. It's more or less : "something is only good if it serves a purpose; if it hurts your feelings it's even better"
Galaxy brain
being in the server seems like so much fun tbh. I'd love to join if I could
Same
Also same
Same
I second this, it'd be great to have a chat with people like this, they have such interesting takes on things to the point that it inspires me to actually use my brain for once. It would probably do wonders for my debating skills, too.
8:19 Em and anyone else who happens to come by this: if you read this comment through, now you know, and also I'm sorry. Also disturbing content warning.
I'm not endorsing cannibalism, I'm merely citing a source that I used for multiple book reports in high school on the history of how corpses were used.
To answer the question of what human flesh tastes like, there have actually been multiple records of it being served to unwitting customers in certain restaurants.
My memory of this chapter isnt perfect, but according to various testimonials from people in I think the 70s who ate from a particular Chinese restaurant involved with a scheme that involved a cremation worker chopping recently dead human glutes off and his chef brother serving them as dumplings (Source is Stiff, by Mary Roach), human flesh supposedly tastes like chicken, albeit more sweet and tender. It was apparently a big hit in that restaraunt before the brothers got caught during a cremation with a perceptive relative and they got arrested (they also saved a fortune on meat). There's also mellified man to consider (which is a form of human flesh consumption that requires consent and a long process ocurring while they are alive to work) but that's a whole nother thing in a different region (and considering the process used to make it, it likely tastes like the aforementioned sweeter more tender chicken, but marinated in honey for a few weeks and sun-dried).
Now you know.
I heard it tastes like pork, and it’s nicknamed long pork
FC, All of these are straight up fucking gold. The hell is up with you and your friend group. And the animation is getting top notch aswell, keep it up
The thumbnail makes me remember an account named "I eat short people" and they would ask your height. There should be an account like this but for vegans
Harry is quickly becoming my favorite character in this series.
I can't understand for the life if me how a vegan isn't in favor of this eco friendly idea? Truly baffling.
I am a vegan and I endorse this message
Can’t wait.
8:40
The Anakin reference !! Perfect timing
Also as a Frenchman snails are kinda nice
Harry's my preferred character on this Discord, on par with FC. FC takes debates very seriously, while Harry pushes them as far as he can.
And he's a gourmet. As a frenchman I can only appreciate that, and hope to taste his flesh someday
This type of discussion where established moral standards are thrown out the window is what I truly see as logical
You are starting from square one and determining what is moral from there
It honestly opens your eyes about what you believe in and why
Also it's funny
One thing ive always wondered is whats harrys nationality? They all make fun of each others nationality, but i dont think anyone mentions harrys? Why is that? We all know fc is french, bowl british, gringo murican, either seraphina or caffeina australian dont remember which, but not harry? My gut tells me he is european, probably not french because bowl wouldve made fun of him, not irish because ditto, i feel like him being german would be too much on the nose so probably not that, he doesnt stand off as eastern european, iberic peninsula yet again i dont think has a big probability, seems too cultured to be from the balkans, so my last choices are british (most likely not as im sure this one wouldve been mentioned by bowl or someone else), one of the nordic countries, norway sweden finland (finland least likely), maybe latvia lithuania or estonia but probably not???, icelandic or swiss cheese. All in all i think hes most likely norwegian and my second choice swedish
Now watch as im told he isnt even european.
Harry is the man of the world and science. He might even think that we should all unite under his rule so that international borders (as well as laws) don't get in the way of spreading technological progress and therefore doesn't attribute himself to any country at all.
@@PastTimer that doesnt mean he doesnt have a nationality
@@shyguygasm8924 he's British. Which is why bowl can't make fun of his nationality.
Harry was born when the universe was made he has no birthplace.
@@PastTimer So he's basically Larry Foulke from Ace combat zero. What a chad.
What has borders given us?
This title alone is a work of art.
I was worried the quality of discussion would go down once you ran out of old conversations to make videos out of, because then you would be having conversations while aware that it is meant for an audience, but wow you shattered all expectations FC, Great video!
Harry somehow manages to sound logical and big brained no matter how messed up the position he's arguing for is
I love how Harry just stands there smiling while they talk about eating him
Vegan: "You wouldn't eat a human, would you"
**brief moment of terrifying silence - We all know what's coming, but we cannot stop it**
Dang.
This conversation is making me kind of hungry all of a sudden.
4:10
Harry is a hero, and he shall be the ruler of the world!
Herbivores are vegan. While I love the idea of eating vegans, I have to admit that it doesn’t make you a vegan.
Search up “Deer purposefully eating baby chicks.” Or cows eating snakes. Or horses eating chickens. Herbivores (as disturbing as it sounds) get their protein.
@@Glaggle5275 A herbivore can sustain itself completely without meat. Eating a herbivore that has not eaten meat will still be eating meat. Whether the animal has eaten meat or not is irrelevant.
@@SherlockHo1mes We aren't talking about being vegan we are talking about going on a vegan diet.
Every sentence that comes out of Harry feels like a punch to the gut it's fantastic
The edits with more freedom are absolutely hilarious and strangely developp the characters, Eck at this pace FC could make an chronology on discussion or video exclusive debates.
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen on UA-cam once again you and to an extend Harry have continued to find some of the most ridiculous conversation topics known to man