Natalie Portman opens her wormhole - South Park

She was taken on a date by Kyle of DeVry Institute to an expensive restaurant in order to persuade her to open her 'wormhole' per orders of the History Channel.
"A History Channel Thanksgiving" is the thirteenth episode of Season Fifteen, and the 222nd overall episode of South Park.

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

I like the shimmy it's more animation than most characters get

[@Maverickgrindstar]

And more expression than she has IRL

[@just_an_internet_explorer8038]

@@Maverickgrindstar dang

[@adriku3238]

​@@Maverickgrindstar savage

[@babadarude691]

Same

[@samuraicupcake289]

​@@Maverickgrindstar ouch 🔥

[@zinkpopovitch9519]

Bruh this is the new Thor movie 💀

[@joshuahermanson341]

Nah... this has more dignity.

[@Sharpteeth32]

​@@joshuahermanson341 You got that right.

[@Sly88Frye]

This came from an episode of South Park that came out like a couple years ago so no but you know what sure it might as well be.

[@techpriest4787]

Still a better story than Love and Thunder.

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

AYOOOOOOO-O-OOOH!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭

[@Wow-its-that-guy]

‘No’
‘Okay bring in Anakin Skywalker’

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

no he'll probe that wormhole hard and fast.🤣🤣🤣

[@notkoerenn]

@@SaraMorgan-ym6ue I really wish I didn’t read that 😟

[@burnitdown5828]

He’ll put his other lightsaber in that wormhole of hers 😏

[@ElDuderinoh]

@@notkoerennyea wtf was that

[@ElDuderinoh]

@@SaraMorgan-ym6ueSara you Wildin girl

[@nateh8796]

*Anakin Skywalker HATED that*

[@hoewjune1878]

Anakin is douche.....

[@karnaghose4784]

So did Thor

[@cyberelf8627]

Darth Vader will pissed off.

[@E.a.Z.S.e.n.T]

that's exactly why he turned to the dark side

[@jordankelly1912]

That’s why he killed the younglings

[@booneshow1863]

Gotta hand it to Kyle, he knew how to get the wormhole opened. He got game.

[@DL-df3lg]

Yeah Just grunt once in mild annoyance lol

[@watata1t]

Well shes jewish, so shes only gonna give it to another of Gods chosen people😆

[@HitPeace]

W rizz

[@Chawkes420]

@@watata1t boy the modern jewish woman got her husband watching her get an NBA team ran on her lmao

[@notchs0son]

Kyle: * sighs heavily *
Natalie: HMMM OKAY.

[@fuwwymasked]

The little animation where she sways side to side is so mesmerizing

[@NewLifeFromTheWayofTruth]

You have problems

[@prestonwade4619]

​​@@NewLifeFromTheWayofTruthapparently 488 others also have problems......make that 489 including me

[@vincent2053]

@@prestonwade4619You have problems

[@prestonwade4619]

@@vincent2053 we all have problems just some are comfortable living with it and have accepted it.....others should seek help and are more then likely in denial.

[@DronesOverTheMoon]

​@vincent2053
Yes, we do.
Send help

[@scrungo7610]

They made her so cute

[@Gooseyplayz]

they made her kinda annoying

[@PendingoBoy]

​@@Gooseyplayz they made her real fuckin annoying

[@jjhassy]

literal

[@ihateyoukeagan]

real

[@nicholasmurch5602]

It’s a cartoon bruh

[@bigbadaboomboom]

"Curses and cranberries" 😂😂😂😂

[@ronaldandrews283]

😂😅😂

[@edwardjohnson6744]

It sounds like Will Ferrel

[@MrKernkraft4000]

"Curses and cranberries!" I need to start using that irl

[@jorge5275]

I once heard a Cristian man curse, "SON OF A peanut butter and jelly"
🤣👍

[@E.a.Z.S.e.n.T]

yeah i never heard that.. thats funniest part of this short by far.what episode is this?

[@Seryma86]

@@jorge5275lol that’s comedy. I’m not really all that religious, but at times when I get pissed I’ll say “Jesus Christmas!!”

[@kuriejisyfer]

CURSES AND CRANBERRIES! Why didn't I think of that!

[@qworky902]

I knew a man who used to yell crackerjack instead of goddammit!

[@bytchpls]

Curses and Cranberries! 💀

[@airraverstaz]

Idk why that didn't sound so funny until I actually saw it written out. 😂

[@bytchpls]

@@airraverstaz haha oh I lost it when I heard it! 😅

[@bytchpls]

@Chris haha it does!

[@leroyrodgers6089]

I miss comedy like this.

[@Puppy_Puppington]

@@airraverstaz ikr

[@DemonSliime]

Her animation is by far the best animation SP has put out.
May sound odd but her swaying motion is super smooth.

[@schroyerfamilydaily7333]

When you want to spice things up in the bedroom say, “open your wormhole.” 😂

[@abramholmes-ru2d]

Lmao

[@Six_Five_Eight]

😅😅😅😂

[@CrazyDudette11]

“Open thy wormhole…”

[@theastonvillaseal585]

The shoulder swaying 💀

[@rabbidguarddog]

Mmm...No.

[@voltaire9176]

​@@rabbidguarddogplease Ms Portman you got to open your wormhole right now

[@LisaAnn777]

​@@rabbidguarddog Mmmm yes 😊

[@sneery9677]

mmm… okay

[@neofulcrum5013]

Kinda cute

[@johnnyboyya734]

She summoned the byfrost💀😭

[@StudleyDuderight]

Bi-Frosk

[@nohandle4u2see]

Pepperidge farms knows, and so does Loki

[@EpochUnlocked]

it's pronounced beef roast

[@memebrain2177]

More like the piefrost

[@l_TheJester_I]

​@@StudleyDuderightehm no.

[@Tryllic]

"History and alien technology really do go hand in hand"

[@SuitedPup]

the 2nd “what” is what gets me most 😂

[@EldurThePaladin]

Its the swaying that kills me 💀

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

common please open your wormhole.🤣🤣🤣

[@Lucifero757]

​@@SaraMorgan-ym6ue Hahahahaha

[@isaackellogg3493]

It’s like when you ask a five year old to make “that face” for grandma

[@v4riab1lity77]

It broke my mind cause it seems so weird and foreign for South Park

[@MrPilgrim]

Curses and Cranberries LMFAO

[@tshidi129]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@E.a.Z.S.e.n.T]

lol i never heard anything like that.. that was the funniest line in this short

[@michaelpaget6288]

Sounds like something a pissed off hobbit would say.

[@ryanholden9977]

Hahahaha I know. Best part.

[@ryanholden9977]

@@michaelpaget6288Yessir.

[@jarvisholytaylor]

“Curses and Cranberries!” 😂😂😂

[@Victimxofxprogress]

Missed opportunity to to call it a "portal". Portman's portal

[@YodatheHobbit]

There's no reason to do that. She's referenced in this show as herself I Thor, an astrophysicist, wormhole works better.

[@kenh.5903]

Oh yeah you're a comedic genius. 🙄

[@Trollololololful]

Why don't you leave the writing to the professionals kid.

[@peedrowchan-man102]

Sheesh lay off guys. It’s funny. It’s a valid and funny point

[@roxienatura]

Portal lacks the sexual connotations of a “hole” that the joke relies on.

[@derpydino17]

Fun Fact: The idea for this scene came from how in the past, directors would always ask Portman to do sex scenes and nude scenes. Natalie Portman would always refuse and would sometimes make the director change the script to remove said scene.

[@juanblanco7898]

Curious factoid, thanks

[@FerrellBill]

So... she never opened her wormhole?

[@kanister21]

You said "fact" and "I believe" within the same sentence..

[@liorleeroy4276]

Ohhhhh
And Kyle is a metaphor for Jewish director Darren Aronofski in which one of his films she did agree to (sort of) have a sex scene 😮

[@argon1232]

​@@liorleeroy4276 Only fellow jews can see dem titties, apparently

[@sienna126]

I love how every female celebrity is voiced by a man 💀

[@Alltimefox]

Bob’s burger

[@GeraltofRivia22]

Well, what is a woman?

[@ehianoctaviomorahernandez2624]

Even Lorde

[@redragon1990]

Not barbara

[@ElEcodelTren]

And some male voices are made by women lol

[@AdamLanegan195]

Natalie: Opens wormhole
Anakin: This is where the fun begins

[@christianblair8663]

Trey or Stone, or both, must have a crush on Natalie Portman lol she's so far the most ''natural'' and cute designed celebrity. Plus the shoulder swaying lol

[@Suzanne-goes-Carnivore]

As a hetero sexual woman I must say: we all have a crush on her (must see Closer /2004)

[@andyunchained4393]

What are you on about lol.. She is voiced by a man 😂

[@Phoenix-pm2qr]

Anakin is a lucky dude

[@rivaraptor4277]

So is Thor

[@jamesanakin]

Have a couple kids with her and you'll be ready to strangle her

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

Bruh.

[@just_an_internet_explorer8038]

Bruh.

[@Arborpress]

Anakin, you're breaking my heart !

[@migiplayz91]

I love how cute they made her in South Park

[@4horsemenoftheapocalypse58]

But she sound like a man

[@migiplayz91]

@@4horsemenoftheapocalypse58 she's voiced by a man, all I said was her south Park persona looks cute. Not her voice

[@revenantapex]

​@@4horsemenoftheapocalypse58 Shut up lol

[@soulassassin0g]

She's cute in real life even tho she's like 50 now.

[@dennisthefivestarman8177]

@@soulassassin0g plastic surgery, you’re falling for a mannequin

[@audgusto]

Curses and cranberries! I shall say this instead of an actual curse word

[@Get.Ganked]

Yes you will!

[@elvenkind6072]

No, you won't!

[@chimichanga5746]

Another cute character in South Park.

[@YouTubeLate]

I love Trey’s angry voice. It always demonstrates the gravity of any situation.

[@captainclaymoar8398]

You mean the GRAVY of the situation. Lol get it? Cuz it was a Thanksgiving episode

[@thomashamiltom]

You mean Trey Parker?

[@YouTubeLate]

@@thomashamiltom 👍

[@sweethaze97]

Curses and cranberries!

[@omg-the-best-crazy]

@@thomashamiltomno, it’s simply not possible that by saying Trey, he meant one of the only few important names associated with South Park and also known to do voice acting I.e Trey Parker. There is too much ambiguity. Op definitely didn’t meant Trey Parker.

[@Grizzlox]

Probably the only celebrity they've ever made a special effort NOT to make unattractive.

[@CyberAtlasX1]

Look at Gwyeneth Paltrow in South Park: The Streaming Wars. She looks attractive, but what she's doing in it isn't 💀

[@viniciusmagnoni6492]

I don't think it's possible to make Natalie Portman unattractive.

[@user-bk9fk2tq2z]

Lol she still looks attractive in South Park.

[@neko-zq2mv]

I dunno man lorde was pretty hot 🔥

[@communism-is-tits]

​@@viniciusmagnoni6492she was even enough to woo the great Darth Vader, even as a kid 😊

[@TheSourHours]

She's so cute 😭💕

[@thomgizziz]

What is wrong with all of you?

[@Liverpool5095]

​@@thomgizzizI really think they are 12 year old kids and completely missed the joke in this clip.

[@sniffles8655]

No wonder Anakin was so frustrated.

[@puffpuffpassmako]

I love how south park exaggerates celebrities personalities or makes them unbearably abhorrent. But Natalie was just adorable. Tbh her parodies is one of the tamest...minus the portal thing

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

Bruh

[@mrpurple11]

Maybe bc they didn't have anything big or diferent to say about her to make a joke of it

[@winstonmarlowe5254]

@@ptolemeeselenion1542 Where is your handler?

[@bipolarbear7325]

I liked when they did Oprah and her minge.😁

[@davidreeding9176]

​@@winstonmarlowe5254here I am. Sorry about that, you look away for one moment and there they go!

[@AndreWinter]

Only a true gentleman like Prof. Dr. Kyle could help open a wormhole with his solid knowledge about aliens and thanksgiving

[@DgardsGaming]

More like Wombhole 🤣

[@sabrinexlove]

And women

[@sempergumby2341]

Yup. His lonnng, harrrd, solid knowledge.

[@masattac]

He can thank his top tier education from Devry University

[@bloodynuke1175]

An energy beam coming from Natalie portmans croch is funnier than Anakin liking sand

[@NormalChannel95]

Anakin and Thor know

[@nightmuffin937]

She’s still cute… even as a South Park character

[@OneFlewOverTheCuckoo1999]

She doesn’t have a photo realistic face like Mel Gibson or Saddam Hussein.

[@user-mm8vw1ow1x]

One mans trash is another mans treasure

[@Turompu-kj3qz]

@@user-mm8vw1ow1x lol

[@hugohoeglund1424]

@@user-mm8vw1ow1x what?

[@AR-ey1ur]

Literally looks like a dude, but hey... it's 2023.

[@nadagainagain4987]

If anyone knows anything about stuffing its Natalie Portman

[@booneshow1863]

nice

[@SasquatchJedi420]

Wait why?¿ what did she do, I didnt know about the existence of a 'wormhole' till 45 seconds ago

[@Zavyl0n]

What about stuffing and Natali Portman?

[@MacTac141]

@@Zavyl0n I don’t know what this conversation is but I want in🍿

[@lisaanimi]

@@MacTac141 Pass me the 🍿

[@sabru72]

Curses and cranberries!

[@Bunny1sAw3somesauce]

"curses and CRANberries!" 😂

[@josephfranzen5626]

She’s adorable in every universe

[@renevil2105]

That just make up an cgi clean up all lies.

[@therookie5714]

She’s cringe in every universe

[@ifyoureplanningonreplyingy1582]

@@therookie5714 mmmh.. no

[@carbon4267]

​@@therookie5714 Your odst pfp is the equivalent to a depressed teenager with a tokyo ghoul pfp

[@therookie5714]

@@carbon4267 y’all really got triggered over your precious Natalie Portman 😂💀

[@jacksont9455]

Most celebrities get made really ugly or have exaggerated fetuses on South Park. The only thing they exaggerated for her was her cuteness

[@hello_there571]

Mel Gibson was the best. Even real Mel found it hilarious

[@tangerinetech5300]

Exaggerated fetuses....?

[@sunshinelolipops1]

lol. simping for cartoon natalie portman

[@REALmikegordan]

@@tangerinetech5300 Watch Krazy Kripples. You'll get the idea once you watch it.

[@nxibun]

@@sunshinelolipops1i'll simp for every version of natalie

[@skyfall9549]

This clip was better than love and thunder

[@eastbayej]

They made her hella cute. Ngl.

[@napalmwolf1728]

Why is that shoulder sway adorable

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

it just is

[@haidynluvsparamore]

fr 😭

[@DC-yf2sw]

Yeah like she got no right to be that cute

[@midloran]

It somehow works always, be the ugly person, and sway like that, people definitely will find it cute

[@MobileTech296]

Even South Park-ified Natalie Portman is adorable.

[@AsherMiddleton-kq9tb]

That worm hole made Luke and Leia

[@Hungryrn]

THE SHIMMY IS SO CUTE TO ME WHAT 😭

[@walkeen_phoenix139]

a reluctantly flirty Natalie Portman is perfection...

[@jayden6881]

Better than most of the recent marvel movies NGL

[@Ookami20]

lol why do I love her sway so much 😭😭 I’m DOWN

[@kennifcale480]

There’re calling out Natalie cause she is notorious to refuse any sex scene in any film she’s in.

[@JOEL00111]

Ummm you ever watch closer????

[@TheAngriestReptileAlive]

Black swan would like to know your location

[@kennifcale480]

@@TheAngriestReptileAlive
Mmmm…
Uh uh

[@gunnerbooth3065]

Ironically I was watching Thor before this episode came on Thanksgiving.

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

Bruh.

[@doctatofu]

Bruh no wonder Anikan was simping so hard

[@andrewwinslow9315]

He did it all for the Nabooty

[@Shattered_Framents]

I wonder if her wormhole can summon Ultra Beasts

[@DarkKnight0609]

“Curses in cranberries, I must get to Plymouth now! Do as they say!” 🤣

[@kris242]

Her legs at the end 🤣🤣

[@kirktheweatherman1622]

I love the fact when she allows them to open her wormhole they're walking to her while smiling It happiness💀😂😭

[@jheissongaona3935]

The swaying is like 2 years worth of animation budget used on that episode

[@vinitobonana4347]

She's so cute😭

[@exoticchihuahua4556]

I thought it sounded wierd lol

[@ShadewMan_1244]

“Curses in cranberries 😂
Edit: ty for 311 liked

[@frankthetank8050]

*and*

[@jacobsanchez9815]

“FOR STUFFING”

[@TheSleepyPotus]

Anakin skywalker won’t like this

[@drewishaf]

I'm kinda surprised that they didn't actually get Natalie Portman to do the voice...

[@loona_mew]

They brought in Anakin skywalker to open her wormhole

[@rafaelmendonca2381]

she is so cute even in a fucking cartoon

[@lackofinterest7605]

you are a fucking wierdo

[@DaApparition44]

ayo 🤨📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

[@mrcupwhynodrinkup9104]

Brugh

[@mrcupwhynodrinkup9104]

U need to get a girl

[@oBabybbyuuuu]

She scary me

[@tobybigham4196]

This is one of Natalie Portperson's best roles yet!

[@shawnmoun9849]

Hears a lightsaber ignite

[@0w3n27]

“Curses and cranberries” 🤣🤣🤣

[@BilboBaggMan]

Idk why but I remember this scene extremely well, she's just so cute!

[@HelenaVyletDeLeon]

that "hmmmm" WAS SO CUTEEEEE

[@thatoneweirdspy]

“Hmmmmm…”
*“No.”* 😊

[@risenfromyoutubesashesagai6302]

It's so cool they got Portman herself to come on the show and lend her voice to her character.

[@jadenquest9544]

That is a manly voice

[@lau_sol24]

​@@jadenquest9544 No, that her, totally not Matt Stone, if it was Matt, we would recognize his voice, but, Natalie voiced herself in the episode

[@CMStrawbridge]

​@@lau_sol24 That's not Natalie, FFS

[@paulclement3076]

@@CMStrawbridge yes it is clearly her, and certainly not Matt Stone, whose voice is radically different

[@CMStrawbridge]

@@paulclement3076 You realize they literally tell you before EVERY EPISODE that all celebrity voices are impersonated, right? I've been a fan since the beginning, please look it up and miss me with this dumb back and forth

[@SidNightWalker]

Of COURSE you gotta take her out on a date first.

[@Delta-07999]

Padmé be gettin freaky

[@khalilbayyan2126]

Could you imagine them in there actually coming up with this where do you set these ideas from 💀

[@jordankeller4253]

If that one Academy Award ceremony more than two decades ago means anything, I'd probably say LSD.

[@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785]

@@jordankeller4253 Timothy Leary changed the world....

[@DivineMew]

It helps when you don't have to worry about being censored. Its kind of hypocritical because this is probably one of the most "anti-Semitic" shows of all time and has yet to face any backlash. I wonder why?

[@elmerandrewcrowley2822]

@@DivineMew anti-semitic how?

[@itsmorbingtime]

@@elmerandrewcrowley2822 I guess cause cartman hates Jews and makes fun of Kyle everyday for being a Jew.

[@collin82684]

South Park predicted Kris Tyson

[@sholmes4593]

She is so damn cute, I can't! ❤

[@dustenekoes28]

She’s so satisfying to watch when she sways like that lol. That smile is great too. Adorable!

[@Walliin]

CURSES AND CRANBERRIES!
Gonna start using that one

[@ChimpanzeeUltra]

OH!!! Finally a sound volume slider in shorts! Thanks youtube

[@elishaforrester1150]

Open the gahdamn wormhole!

[@camiloicaza]

She’s got to be the most beautiful character drown yet. ❤

[@jeffbenzos6344]

You know, there are women that you could be talking to instead of fawning over a *literal* South Park sketch

[@magnopere]

Drown 💀

[@jadenquest9544]

​@@jeffbenzos6344You've got to be the most beautiful person born yet

[@camiloicaza]

@@jeffbenzos6344 MMMmmm.....No

[@Toxic2T]

@@jeffbenzos6344 this

[@ScorpionNova]

so this is what anakin saw...

[@yeetmageet9886]

Me with taco bell 💀

[@BloodySox_18]

Her swaying is so cute

[@jandro8370]

Lol this is every Natalie Portman movie.

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

I love the animation movement on Natalie

[@migiplayz91]

Same

[@randominnocentboi]

Same here ✨

[@Orto4956]

I love how they made her the most well animated character on the show just for a one minute gag.

[@Prominence64]

I want to see Natalie reaction to this 😂

[@Milkingtarantulas]

Me too

[@MikeAruba69]

I would love to see her reenact this on TikTok. 😂

[@walterarroyo5220]

I would love to see her react to this 😂

[@OLIXXDABEZT]

the shoulder swaying is everything for me

[@calibos3329]

Portman is a class act

[@schwartzseymour357]

And Trey did Natalie Portman's voice....

[@sgshumblecrumb6046]

Would've been funny if they got Natalie Portman to voice herself.

[@lau_sol24]

The South Park wiki shows that Matt did

[@schwartzseymour357]

@@lau_sol24 Okay then...:D

[@trentonhamilton645]

She already did that with Anikin Skywalker, that's how Luke and Leia got here.😅

[@Leopold_stotch_12345]

"Mmmm, no☺️"
It's so polite 😭😭

[@bigmanlettuce4388]

I mean if I was with Natalie Portman, I’d assume that bed would feel like Narnia too.

[@zalkebjones4917]

They were actually very nice to her 😆👍

[@iaresteve7943]

why did they animate her like that she got me feeling some kind of way

[@mrpurple11]

Bc does her thing. She makes you feel things

[@seangaw6429]

As soon as she started swaying " Mmmmm.....No! 😅😂 I was dead laughing!