Zimbabwean Emigrating To South Africa

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  • @leeannvh
    @leeannvh 15 років тому +12

    No matter how many times I listen to this it still cracks me the F up!! Man its hilarious!! Miss the radio stations in SA....one of the FEW things I miss!!!

  • @gladwinpila480
    @gladwinpila480 6 років тому +4

    kwaaaa 1st listened to it 2007, brings back lots of memories!!

  • @alexsandrodesouzagoncalves3373

    That's the ''million dollar question'' that no one can answer.
    If former South Africa was so ''detestable'' why, instead of departures, was there immigration harassment on its borders (in the 70s/80s)?...
    This is not a defense of the old regime, but a factual demonstration that socialism was (and is, and always will be) something so disastrous that even the regime of separation in old South Africa bequeathed a better country to live and work.
    Instead of revanchisms, what should be talked about and studied in the country is how to move forward (without a state of separation) in a cooperative way towards a better future.
    :::
    Good rest of the week, and good studies.

  • @porkulate
    @porkulate 9 років тому +8

    Absolutely HILARIOUS. As an American, I would love to see our own 'Mexican' problem dealt with in such an awesome and amazing manner. I love it Whackhead!

    • @porkulate
      @porkulate 8 років тому

      The Photophone MYOB

  • @steveb1739
    @steveb1739 2 роки тому +2

    I'm here just to hear Jeremy Mansfields' voice. Rest in Peace my man, thank you for all the laughs taking the kids to school way back when.
    Love you buddy.

    • @cehlattin
      @cehlattin 9 місяців тому

      Never realised he had passed away. Brilliant guy.

  • @stevieg4ever
    @stevieg4ever 16 років тому +7

    One of my favourite YT clips of all time. I listen to this everyday man lol

  • @maxwellchiwawa4354
    @maxwellchiwawa4354 7 років тому +8

    i am Zimbabwean and i still love this prank , hahahahha thats the zimbo spirit , Ungandidii hapana

  • @bigsnowcone
    @bigsnowcone 16 років тому +4

    living in new zealand and hearing these blogs gives us such a laugh, and to have the south african humor is awesome

  • @utubejiver
    @utubejiver 16 років тому +5

    Hey, I had a dam good laugh, I listened to you guys 3 times and still laughing!!Keep it up & lets have more....PLEEESE

  • @thendelothononda4469
    @thendelothononda4469 11 років тому +3

    GOOD GIRL MY GIRL..IAM PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN AND I LOVE UR MENTALITY AND WE ARE ALL HUMANBEIGN CREATED BY JESUS CHRIST I WIL ALSO COME TO ZIMBABWE TO SEE PROPHET EUBERT ANGEL

  • @carlahack959
    @carlahack959 5 років тому +11

    Him: I'm fell into the fence. I wasn't trying to get in or anything
    The guy: carries on with something else
    Me: dude...why 😹😹

  • @victormoyo
    @victormoyo 14 років тому +12

    im from zimbabwe and i still find this funny

  • @cehlattin
    @cehlattin 10 років тому +18

    used to love these when driving to work in Joburg. Serious humour. None of my friends in the UK quite understand South African humour.

  • @ASPRINALARD
    @ASPRINALARD 15 років тому +3

    'Have you got Visa?''No Mastercard!!!'
    'How do you say go away in Sotho....'
    Man, funny!!!!!!!

  • @nadnavlis240
    @nadnavlis240 5 років тому +1

    I listened to this years ago and it was funny. I just re-listened and it is just as funny. Whackhead kills me.

  • @balancehanganda6006
    @balancehanganda6006 2 роки тому

    Much love from Namibia 🇳🇦

  • @nyikokubayi8482
    @nyikokubayi8482 7 років тому +9

    hahahaa, I'm dead!!!!!! you the best dude😂😂😂

  • @MrMuzzyBasher14
    @MrMuzzyBasher14 12 років тому

    This is truely one of my favorite vids........I mean how can you not like this?

  • @Afrikitty
    @Afrikitty 13 років тому +12

    "The Ly-on is not understanding, uh, 'coz I'm a Shona - What is "go away Ly-on" in Sotho?"
    PHONE POLICE IN ZIMBABWE!
    AAAAAAAAAAha ha ha ha ha hahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (^_^)

  • @blackmamba5000
    @blackmamba5000 15 років тому +1

    no, he meant that more in the sense of 'ok, lets get serious now'
    but wouldnt doubt the corruption on both sides of the border.

  • @chazyt
    @chazyt 14 років тому +4

    LOOOL!!! "I'm stuck in the fence"....hahaha!!!

  • @GlobetrottingMusicologist
    @GlobetrottingMusicologist 7 років тому +4

    Man, haven't laughed like that since my life in SA :)

  • @Leokimble
    @Leokimble 17 років тому +2

    Awesome. This has to be the funiest thing I have heard in a while

  • @SteveVass8
    @SteveVass8 14 років тому +4

    absolutely briliant :) always makes me laugh :P dam i miss home hey.

  • @rynothezululander
    @rynothezululander 13 років тому +4

    "let me tell zimbabwean police"
    "no then they gonna tell boss robert and lock me up"

  • @vinniechan
    @vinniechan 13 років тому +5

    "They're going to tell Boss Robert" lol

  • @cheyanqui
    @cheyanqui 15 років тому +2

    Jeremy Mansfield's Zim accent is brilliant. I wish I could pull that off.

  • @jonathan1b
    @jonathan1b 17 років тому +1

    This is a classic and how true is the shaft. That is only the tip of the iceburg

  • @TVmieliesMAD
    @TVmieliesMAD 16 років тому +2

    LMAO
    My fav prank as well
    Frak luved em all ...
    so funny!

  • @rmc86
    @rmc86 17 років тому

    eish mangwanani thisi one isi muchifull humarus!!! it mekes me lafe soo greatly.
    i will be evermore heppi

  • @sakhilelillynair4595
    @sakhilelillynair4595 5 років тому +2

    2019 who is still here

  • @avinanaran8453
    @avinanaran8453 10 років тому +13

    lol this my fav can't stop listen to it

  • @AttilaHuun
    @AttilaHuun 14 років тому +1

    ha ha We South African's have a good sense of Humor no one say it like we can he he ha ha

  • @Bbb-ml4gb
    @Bbb-ml4gb 3 роки тому

    They will say they are our investors

  • @sibonelomyeza
    @sibonelomyeza 12 років тому +4

    This is just a prank if you got sense of humuor like me you were probably laughing but if your comment is about Zimbabwe this and South Africa this you need chill out and not take everything so seriously....Sibonelo Myeza, NUZ representing

  • @kitoko50
    @kitoko50 16 років тому +1

    The best ever ! I add this in my favorite!

  • @kmfw72
    @kmfw72 15 років тому

    No way was it R2 to £1 then - it was R5.6 in 1994 when I was there.

  • @stevieg4ever
    @stevieg4ever 16 років тому +1

    'There's a lion.'
    'Were is the lion?'
    LOL

  • @DerSpiess11
    @DerSpiess11 8 років тому +4

    If South Africa & Zimbabwe ever go to war, it will be tribal. I have a lot of respect for the Zulu nationals, who have been persecuted by all sides, especially by the ANC. So much for 1 man, 1 vote. They never stood a chance.

  • @hitmewiththemusic
    @hitmewiththemusic 17 років тому +1

    This prank is hilarious, this guy is awsome

  • @tembalamimusic
    @tembalamimusic 9 років тому +3

    This video is really excellent . Also Check out zimbabwean Gospel music from Tembalami.

    • @Clutchtheclownz
      @Clutchtheclownz 6 років тому

      Tembalami I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than listen to Zimbabwean gospel

  • @imbabazane
    @imbabazane 15 років тому

    is that the other guy? or the one who phones?...because the other one is a lot better than the one who phones

  • @vinniechan
    @vinniechan 13 років тому +3

    This is my favourite by far.

  • @sizwemeyer6076
    @sizwemeyer6076 2 дні тому

    with land in their hands but flocking to SA. But Malema says land makes ppl rich.

  • @SetshwanaPhookeng
    @SetshwanaPhookeng 5 років тому +2

    Official is even struggling to communicate with.....My friend 😂😂😂😂

    • @simbangwenya3717
      @simbangwenya3717 4 роки тому

      He don't know what to do can you imagine someone tells you that

  • @blackmamba5000
    @blackmamba5000 15 років тому +1

    yep me too...i was in tears when i heard this at 1st!

  • @sippysips3696
    @sippysips3696 12 років тому +5

    do u have a Visa? No i have a Mastercard LMAO !!!! lolo hahahahahahahaha

  • @BLINGqueen777
    @BLINGqueen777 14 років тому +6

    I love this video. its intense and funny and i really don't like the person commenting about it negatively its supposed to be a joke nothing freaken serious.

    • @netorlefera7950
      @netorlefera7950 5 років тому

      Things are happening in the earth, it is like a curse

  • @kwena7
    @kwena7 14 років тому

    @FatalDeathShot : It may be, but how is this poor dude whose hand has just been snatched by a lion note it down and dial it.... this is one of the funniest funnies!

  • @BashmentCrew1
    @BashmentCrew1 15 років тому +2

    hahahaha this is jokes he goes lets start a business have u got a visa card nuh I got master card.

  • @MATAKOish
    @MATAKOish 13 років тому +1

    I RECOMMEND EVERYONE TO LISTEN TO THIS CLIP,OOH GUYZ I HVE NEVA LAUGHED LIKE THIS ,ITS MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mariamahalie2257
    @mariamahalie2257 5 років тому

    Today they are crying when the South Africa refused enough is enough.

  • @kevinchinyangarara8343
    @kevinchinyangarara8343 5 років тому +1

    Let’s start the business 😂😂

  • @garybootland3784
    @garybootland3784 7 років тому

    utter brilliance . his best ever one by miles

  • @tracydugdalecohen
    @tracydugdalecohen 6 років тому +2

    loved wackhead! ! nothing beats SA humour!

  • @brianmarrian3619
    @brianmarrian3619 8 років тому +12

    Funny but so sadly true ...

  • @TheNatascha22
    @TheNatascha22 15 років тому +1

    It's great, love this one!!!

  • @ThiefOfBaghdad
    @ThiefOfBaghdad 15 років тому

    lol @ the start, their playing "Basement Jaxx - Red Alert"

  • @NeoFalcon69
    @NeoFalcon69 16 років тому

    I thought that too at first but now when you see how Zimbabwe took a turn for the worse I think it's supporters for a similar in SA will have second thoughts.

  • @tatsmathias2928
    @tatsmathias2928 12 років тому

    we myt be going thru hell of a time in Zim but go to the Lokshini in SA then u'll know wat is Hard tyms

  • @moseschisamba7445
    @moseschisamba7445 7 років тому +1

    Tinombo wanzirwa maZim bt vanonyepa hatipererwi kusvika ipapo tinototsvaga way to escape

  • @feliciachiomadzi8124
    @feliciachiomadzi8124 6 років тому +1

    Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk the lion doesn't understand cuz I am shona.

  • @Kliever
    @Kliever 16 років тому

    If you dont like it while watch it?

  • @lawrencestoke
    @lawrencestoke 12 років тому +2

    Very true. Its well with them now so let them make merry at others' expense. They forget the tremendous assistance they got from Zimbabwe during the dark days of apartheid. So many ANC leaders and ordinary black SAfricans sought and were granted refuge in Zimbabwe before 1994. I know this very well. But people tend to forget these things. We hope the tables dont turn again, as they tend to.

  • @TinoStruggle081
    @TinoStruggle081 16 років тому

    Nothing lasts for ever. Tomorrow it could be you.

  • @TheNatascha22
    @TheNatascha22 15 років тому +1

    Great video, so funny!!!!

  • @ThreePuttBogeys88
    @ThreePuttBogeys88 17 років тому +1

    this is frickn funny, i'm from zim but you've got to laugh at yourself once in while.....lol. "what is go away lion in suthu?" 3.51

  • @911Bovice
    @911Bovice 16 років тому +3

    This is hilarious, and I'm not even from SA

  • @blackmamba5000
    @blackmamba5000 15 років тому

    yep, but its not happening any time soon.

  • @Fearfulcheez
    @Fearfulcheez 15 років тому

    and the phone when tring tring forever after more :) lov it

  • @FrankD777
    @FrankD777 17 років тому +1

    To be honest, parts of this podcast are funny, albeit an imaginative fabrication of a highly unlikely actual conversation. So we take it at face value... laugh a little... and continue with our lives. Perhaps learning a little Sotho or Shona, we may find that we too have an accent that makes for good comedy. Let's not generalize & talk about silly South Africans, nor Zimbabweans who have no one to blame but themselves... because only individuals are involved here.
    God bless

  • @cleric727
    @cleric727 16 років тому +1

    Don't you just love the Zimbabweans!

  • @fabiosobekwa7921
    @fabiosobekwa7921 3 роки тому

    You got him Deren

  • @7boon
    @7boon 16 років тому

    Did you phone the real South Africa Border Guard?

  • @munyaradzilast5024
    @munyaradzilast5024 9 років тому +3

    theres a lion here..hahahhahah!

  • @adriancoul
    @adriancoul 15 років тому +1

    there's no racism in here whatsoever..

  • @casa8112
    @casa8112 17 років тому

    Lol LOL LOL LOL - How cool is this . fabulous stuff

  • @thusomoruti5029
    @thusomoruti5029 6 років тому +1

    haibo unoita mini iwe amazing

  • @busisiwetiny7533
    @busisiwetiny7533 5 років тому +1

    They mst jump dat fence again an go back home their enemie is dead

  • @aylorautner2
    @aylorautner2 14 років тому

    @edward6677 Tell me about it

  • @LordWellington15
    @LordWellington15 13 років тому

    @Abdikarimelmi Ghana is one of the only democratically proper nations in Africa, I'll give you that, yet you see London burning in the news, probably the only time it has happened this year. I turn on the news I see killing famine, poverty, bloodshed, and corrupt governments in Africa. This isnt a rare thing, this happens on a daily basis in Africa.

  • @porkulate
    @porkulate 8 років тому +2

    South Africa today - post Apartheid - is a TOTAL BASKET CASE!

    • @revolutionnow5227
      @revolutionnow5227 7 років тому

      JockBaloney I think you have bipolar . First you congratulate south Africa then we a basketcase . Well at least we aren't mass murderers like USA .

  • @simonletatofeyane912
    @simonletatofeyane912 7 років тому

    Wow guys don't forget the stuff people nomatter which tribe we're African

  • @mbusolungelo4055
    @mbusolungelo4055 7 років тому

    xm think our president dd a mistake abt removing Mr Nkosinathi Nhleko look de accident happened JC wen File started we are living in fear He is not ready to lead de safety of S A he must go back to de sport xm siyaphela ngetingebengu sesaba nekuhamba

  • @CompHelp2
    @CompHelp2 16 років тому

    Lovemore Sibanda ?!?!?

  • @yoootyooob
    @yoootyooob 15 років тому +8

    I AM a white African in the reality of my own waking dream. I was born there, just like any other "African" What is "African" anyway... a religion? A cult?
    I'm also a white Taiwanese. Home is where the heart is, or the body is.

  • @7boon
    @7boon 16 років тому

    The USA is at least functioning with an African as president...

  • @robertchutney
    @robertchutney 17 років тому

    The Jews paved their way the same way as the Zimbabweans do at this moment...Don't cut the branch you siting on,and they did!

  • @tanderson596
    @tanderson596 10 років тому +10

    Very harsh on the Zimbabweans, persecuted in their own country and yet you laugh at them trying to leave...

    • @ryanedwards7449
      @ryanedwards7449 8 років тому +4

      Boo hoo they brought it upon themselves

    • @mbusolungelo4055
      @mbusolungelo4055 7 років тому

      tanderson596 y mara kubesona

    • @lungelopilson6024
      @lungelopilson6024 7 років тому

      @tanderson596 u an ignorant idiot

    • @masilosepane5270
      @masilosepane5270 7 років тому +1

      Who cares, they must sort their own crap, we tired of them here

    • @Appydem
      @Appydem 7 років тому +1

      Zimbabweans didn't have this attitude when South Africa and ANC needed help, they actually offered to assist in the apartheid fight

  • @DragonDoper
    @DragonDoper 14 років тому +2

    This is to funny!!

  • @otsiledikgale2680
    @otsiledikgale2680 7 років тому

    secretary offstage stagehand fever

  • @TearsLikeStars
    @TearsLikeStars 15 років тому

    Rhodesia was what Zimbabwe was called when it was a British colony.

  • @kakompo
    @kakompo 16 років тому

    I am stuck in the fence ! LOL

  • @ThreePuttBogeys88
    @ThreePuttBogeys88 17 років тому +1

    if the south african gvt showed a sense of forsight they would have done more to help zimbabwe before this whole thing blew out of proportion. you would think the strongest economy in africa would realize neighbours' problems would leak over to thier side and they'd do something quick!

  • @Rabubi01
    @Rabubi01 15 років тому +4

    Celasy I think you jtotally missed the plot here.. no-one is laughing at Zimbabwe... the joke is beng played on the SA boder control ?? why on this earth would you get so rude and racist in your cement about that?

  • @Trillo1337
    @Trillo1337 16 років тому +1

    lol thats the 100st coment
    nice work ^^

  • @zimempress
    @zimempress 16 років тому

    just so u know that is not the only accent in Zimbabwe ...

  • @salgshaka4483
    @salgshaka4483 7 років тому +2

    hahahahahahahahahah kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @supastar25
    @supastar25 12 років тому

    What u talking about, I'm proudly South African. I know what I'm talking about because my company's done a lot of business in Zimbabwe for the last 30 years. So I know Zimbabwe inside out...I also know the squalor most SAfricans live in because I'm also from ekasi..and I can tell you now it's even worse than in Zimbabwe. People who disagree are just misinformed by the media...

  • @siyavuyageleba2234
    @siyavuyageleba2234 5 років тому

    Threeng threeng harrow preez, I'm dead