oi nah i remember having these blue and red ones and took half a blue and a full red and afterwards me jaw was gone drug eyed to oblivion and i swear i could see flies on the walls everywhere and everything was just fucking amazing
blasting that on a portable speaker in the school bathroom with 25 other boys with your wwe tag team championship belts then sketching when someone rips of the stall door of its hinges...
Nah my teacher say if we are quite we could play music as we worked and she asked me to pick a song. And guess what song I chose ..I got detention for almost a week
Chavs round council estates with their JBL playing this on full going down all the streets and park,I probably shouldn’t be saying this I mean I do it too 😂
2020! I love these tunes because my older mates pick me up (I’m 16 and they’re 17/18) and take me out blasting these tunes and then do wheel spins, handbrake turns, reverse to first, getting ridiculous speed ect😂😂it’s just one of them songs
snorting a whole gram with ur friend in the school toilets during history and having this in ur ears when ur stumbling back to lesson trying to hide how ketty u are😌😌😌😌😌😌😌
@@alfaverse431 I'm British and cheered. I hate the royal family, bunch of entitled nonces who horde wealth and land while laughing at all the people that are living in poverty. The royal family owns 270,000 acres of land. There is 260,000 homeless people in the UK. That land could easily be used to solve our housing crisis, yet they'd rather use it to ride horses and walk corgis. Fuck the monarchy.
When I was in year 11 (5 years ago now), one of my classmates told my science teacher about this track, no joke, he got out his bluetooth speaker in class and blasted this tune. The bit where it goes "Oi what's that kettle saying? Fuck off" had me screaming and crying with laughter and then that drop! I think the other science classes could hear me crying with laughter. Ahhhhh the memories. 🤣🤣😭😭
this is music?
This is ear porn
This is better than sex
Master Chef anything can be music now a days buddy
No cos it’s coming hone
Do you even gaff?
Why’s me nan swingin from the lamp shade????
Music Man LMAOOO
😂😭😂😭😂😭
My dog fucking the ceiling
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
😂😂😂😂
Such a corsa tune haha
astra lad*
Polo gyag! 😁😁😂😂
Couch Potato 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Do rightly in the clio 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻😂🤣
All rise for the UK national anthem
Rehsiks i rise
Bradz 89 I rise too
Or put a donk on it, 2008 style!
hand on heart😭🤣
I would say Bonkers is the uk anthem but this is close second
I bet someone in their corsa or astra is blasting this tune down the road
Nemanja Tadic Ya going true limerick city kidddd
Nemanja Tadic Mup mike
Nah mate I'm in a mk6 fiesta
nemanja tadic not micras are better
from dublin north ye know we banging out tunes and havin a crack
Literally a fucking science lesson at the start of the song
NOO
From a Kettle
Education kids ✌️
Honestly made it more hard lowkey..
Anyone who's still listening to this song to this day is an absolute legend 💯💯
W
ofc m8
Try 2023 mannnn 🎉🎉🎉
I'll be still listening in 2024😂
I mean, I have to, it's a banger :D
Sesh ain't a Sesh without ket donk
Jessica Edge fuck sesh without this song 😂
ygm aha
Jessica Edge yess my g
teamsesh
Would of liked but its at 420 xxx
Britain went from the British empire to this.
Britania rules the raves
@@mfbloke2635 underrated reply of the year
we upgraded
@@will-rb9pj Init pal off my fucken face
@@will-rb9pj yup
This is something youd hear on the waltzers
Only British ppl understand this if u do ur a legend
@@taylahope3693 I’m not British and I get it
Bounce, Hands Up and Hardcore Waltzers all the way, only the best gafs 🤙🏻🔥
Waltzers?
This is very true and waltzers are epic
Probably heard this song playing out of a corsa while the owner chats up some 14 year okds at a McDonald's car park
Bang on mate 😂👌🏻
😂😂so true
Mkat
True though
stop talking about me, you dont know me
What's up jaw ill come back and get ye next week
AJC98 hahahahahahaahahahahahhaha
AJC98 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahahahahah😵🤯
Smokey98 😭
If anyone says “who else came from tiktok” I swear I will spark you in your jaw and send you to A&E x
None of us got jaws here pal
What TikTok
@@Dorf274 😂 yes now
who else came from tiktok
That right aye
Someone in my school hooked this up to the giant speaker in the lunch hall
Brick by stick studios 1 be mates whit that kid. Bet they’d be fun at a sesh
don't blame em
sounds like great craic tbf
Sounds like a legend.
Wish I was at ur school
national anthem of every sheffield council estate
Jack Armstrong 😂😂😂😂😂
Classic jordo banger
Then it's not national
Proper banger
Not Sheffield. The uk
Someone from the UK introduced me to donk, I'm from America and now I can't stop listening to it lmao
You need some ecstasy to really bop to this stuff, all night long till 5am, No beer just bottles of water, pupils like 2 pence pieces and so much love
I doubt you can count how many times this had been played in a corsa on some £10 halfords speakers
aedwfwaf3waf wafw f
aedwfwaf3waf wafw f
I want this played at funeral
Sean Staunton aha yup
Sean Staunton same
Sean Staunton they died of ket lol
same bro fuckin choon
Sean Staunton hahahahahaha fuck sake here’s me like for you
This slaps harder then my dad after a few cans of Stella #childabuse
Sorry to hear mate I thought only Ricky slapped you that hard
Dilkington 😂
LoL comment gold, I think I’ll plagiarise the fuck out of that
😳😂
Nah I’m laugh so hard rn thx for the laugh 😂
Left me jaw in 2016 with the help of this tune...
same ahah
mate ye jaw sounds like it was going quicker than me mates mums vibrator ahahahaha mental seshoning
oi nah i remember having these blue and red ones and took half a blue and a full red and afterwards me jaw was gone drug eyed to oblivion and i swear i could see flies on the walls everywhere and everything was just fucking amazing
ay i will just need to find a dealer fella
same
i swear it says "whats this kettle saying, fuck off" 😂😂😂😂
Connor Andrews Ket whole
TrtlDesigns hole*
" oi wotz dat kettle sayin' fuck awf" basically some drunk english dude telling a kettle to shh
not drunk on ket
Connor Andrews ya he actually does😂😂
The comment section has me absolutely pissing myself thank you everyone and thank you Britain
Same! 🤣
What a country
Off my nut right now 😂 Britain is amazing
Damn I'm proud to be British can't lie Hahahahaha yeah man just noticed this comment again love to all the brits 🏴💯💯❤️❤️
theo 69 same mate
me too geeza
@@adam-gu4kc rave 4life mate
@@redraz5739 wouldnt have it any other way
Same
This should deffo be the national anthem of liverpool
Sir Orgy innit
ye ketwigs 0151 take over sefy park with a man bag and makeing the doe and takeing the chase of plod
Lol
Sir Orgy I live in the Wirral and I agree
@@tommyxwright5747 werw about on wirral i live there now from liverpool tho
I saw a Astra full of lads bouncing their heads to this
The National anthem of the U.K.
lol yes
erm no.
United ket
Alfie Marsh erm yes well where I live
@@harry793 Yeah ok but not the WHOLE UK.
Played this in school bathroom with 17 more lads all of us expelled no toilets door sinks or mirrors left
Any 1 twisted now I fucking am haha
🤣🤣
legends
solid u mate
Not true though is it
Why’s me mum digging a hole the size and shape of me in the garden?
honestly couldent think why
Smirnoff and Ket name a more iconic duo I'll wait
Oi
Laide ant & dec
Weed and green tea
weed and any stimulant
Ket and mandy
blasting that on a portable speaker in the school bathroom with 25 other boys with your wwe tag team championship belts then sketching when someone rips of the stall door of its hinges...
legend
Sebastian Tomczuk fucking hell😂
Sebastian Tomczuk why can I relate to this so much
Lothar of The Hill People same 😂😂
Makes me got flopped
Nah my teacher say if we are quite we could play music as we worked and she asked me to pick a song. And guess what song I chose ..I got detention for almost a week
Lmao but why detention
i like to play this in mcdonalds car park
DONK NATION
😂👍😂👍😂👍😂👍😂👍😂👍😂👍😂👍😂👍😂👍
DONK NATION really living up the stereotypes there mate
And mcdonalds loves you sir .. come back any time :)
In a Corsa with the windows down is the best way to do it 👌
James 1 with a group of 15 year old girls in the back
Man's sick with the felt tips
Keelan holy shit I never knew you commented on this 😂😂😂😂
smackheads the lot of you
Anyone here from THAT TikTok video with the scientist teacher?
Sure am! 😅🤣🔥
Yeee m8!!😂😂😂😂
unCrazed yesssss
Yes meee
yup 💀
nandos on me lads
Cmonnnnn
This is one of thouthe songs that could be on a carnival ride
It was on one that i went of without the worda at the start i just relisedddddd
Hope Roantree ok Chris Eubanks
cheers nan just got a taper fade
in the depths of a dark sesh after triple dropping blue teslas
Poot oh aye poot you look like the sort
@@whatdadogdoin7894 🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️🤦♂️
Chavs round council estates with their JBL playing this on full going down all the streets and park,I probably shouldn’t be saying this I mean I do it too 😂
We arent chavs we’re just having a good time babe
@@Bholmes17 chav thing to say
You are not from the UK if you dont still come back to this banger in 2019
Bro screw 2019 bro I was blasting this new year
Aaron Davitt bro it’s 2020 and I’m listening to this banger
And i ain't from the UK but still bangin into this!
2020! I love these tunes because my older mates pick me up (I’m 16 and they’re 17/18) and take me out blasting these tunes and then do wheel spins, handbrake turns, reverse to first, getting ridiculous speed ect😂😂it’s just one of them songs
Your a weird kid u pal 🤣🤣😭
This tune is gonna be blasting outside of my corsa on a tuesday night after work and I have no shame
i have a question is anybody still listening to this piece of art its a banger and the 1k that disliked haven't lived life
snorting a whole gram with ur friend in the school toilets during history and having this in ur ears when ur stumbling back to lesson trying to hide how ketty u are😌😌😌😌😌😌😌
sounds fun ngl
It is fun. Ngl.
Stop lying, do your homework...
i was ketted out my teeth for like the first 2 weeks of college
Must be shit ket
May 2019,still a banger🤑🤑
July, 2019 STILL A FUCKIN TUNE LADIEEEEE
Mea_ CMON
@@misty2977 August 2019
October 2019 🤘
This will always be a bonger.
do you what you want to do with that. put a banning donk on it.
RAW HYPE GAMING. put a donk on it 😂
James may well fuck you. ,,£56849542482484 i
Own thatof you
BASSLINEEEEEE
Marc Raw do you what you want to do???? Say that again?
Techno!
True Wigan music
Init
uno it
Ý
Up the ticssss
Proper manny music
😂😂😂 pure british tune 😅
1:09 just hits the spot every time
Imagine all the queens guards raving to this while the queen does some smooth moves down the carpet
whos gonna tell him...
@@alfaverse431 😹😹😹
@@persephonephantom6272 i am english lol it was a sad day indeed
@@alfaverse431 I'm British and cheered. I hate the royal family, bunch of entitled nonces who horde wealth and land while laughing at all the people that are living in poverty.
The royal family owns 270,000 acres of land. There is 260,000 homeless people in the UK. That land could easily be used to solve our housing crisis, yet they'd rather use it to ride horses and walk corgis.
Fuck the monarchy.
Shame whoever owns this channel stole the track and renamed it ket donk. The actual song is called Wod C - Bass of a zombie
Am i seriously the only one that realised that this is exactly like kernkraft 400
J a c k e t Omg was trying to think of where the tune came from!! Yessssss 👏🏻
J a c k e t that’s because the main bass area is kernkraft 400. From the iconic zombie nation
I thought i heard the zombie nation rift. 🧟♂️
That's what the main song is
THE DEMON GAMER no the main song is ket is for horses -_-
Make this the national anthem for uk
*Northern England.
the last thing twomad heard was this song
I used the start for my a level paper on psychoactive drugs
😭😭
Absolute fookin choonage m8
Are you 14-22? Are you going to a party? Do you live in a council state or own a corsa? Well this is the music for you
This is only song Dubliners listen to (strait out of Ireland)
iVita lovely
Fuck off vita this is corks anthem
iVita that's the truth buddie
It's all over the place man
Anyone know were to score a bag of special k in Drogheda
I could hear a 50 year old man blasting this out of his Skoda down the road please help 😂😂😂✌️✌️
Probably done a line of ket was there any doors on his car probably ripped them offf
I didn't search for this, I have work in the morning, I didn't think I had to reevaluate my life this much.
Her: I bet he’s thinking about other girls...
Him:
Also Him: Wuts that chick thinkin' FUCK OFF!! 🎵🤘😂😂
Prime music of the 8:30 pm Friday night sesh
Used to blast this in a train station back when I was 14 😂 2G of ket 2 bottles of Glens and a crate of Stella 🍾
yeah right lmao, ud be gone into another dimension
There’s no doors left
U were doing k at 14? ☠️
Got this in my head all day after listened to it once while on lsd
If anyone wants good sesh music come look at the tunes on my channel xx
Why isn’t this on Spotify?
bugzfreak Because the bass is too hard
bugzfreak bc it's shite lad
80W E3 u radge tunes a banga
rage***
u tapped fam this shit bangs
Why do I hear this in Northern Ireland by my neighbour :(
Never been proud to be British ever, but this right here gave me a reason to be proud ✌🏽
Love the tune!
🙏
The sink on this was so hard I just hit puberty
XxX_PewDiePie_xXx MLG hahahhahah
doubt it with a name like that
@@mort9076 lmao you right
As old as this is, it’s never gone loose a corsa battle
Corsa driver and proud
Ur about 6 u have faze in ur name and u have a folder full of fortnite called fave the twat
XOZOMBIE 456 lmfao
It's just a pen innit 😂
This sends ye head west man when ye on ket n shi x
Ketamine ❤
no one:
literally no one:
me: listening to this while making toast
If anyone wants good sesh music come look at the tunes on my channel xx
I'm trying really hard but my jaw can't help itself
lmao this is trash and amazing simultaneously. thumbs up.
this is not trash. its legit good, I like it unironically
Ryan Bergen ur Mam a slag
Fatty BlackMan you need help
Ryan Bergen C.H.
Ryan Bergen fuck up
I will never get sick of this song 😊
This is what gets the scousers out of bed in the morning
always sounds slavic :)
No fuck off
You English might have gotten the wrong pills from us dutchies.
In the micra on limiter 🤣🤣
i want this played at my funeral
fr
@Snowy the corsa might as well be my casket at this point
when you’ve just bought the 1.4 corsa
1.2 me 🤣🤣
I love the little explanation of ket at the beginning😭😂
Wicked drop mate wicked pure session music on the acid trips 😉😉
The anthem of Tallaght
When I was in year 11 (5 years ago now), one of my classmates told my science teacher about this track, no joke, he got out his bluetooth speaker in class and blasted this tune. The bit where it goes "Oi what's that kettle saying? Fuck off" had me screaming and crying with laughter and then that drop! I think the other science classes could hear me crying with laughter. Ahhhhh the memories. 🤣🤣😭😭
Such a Vauxhall tune 😂😂
Can remember when this was doing the rounds with my mates during our GCSEs in about 2016/17🤣🤣
The amount of times I’ve been on M and pumped this song banger
It starts off slow, and it's got a PRRRRROPER DONK on it...🤣❤️
God Save the Queen
FTP and the ira
Who still clocks in with the nation anthem 👇
So it’s November the 16th and I’m still listening to this anyone else
yo
This had enough science to make me look nerdy but a beat to make me look cool
That is better than Kernkraft 400!
this song is so nostalgic it gives me goosebumps g
Hard bass version of kernkraft 400, i like it
blasting this through airpods whilst booking the fuck out hits diff swear down
If I had a wedding this would be the song or a funeral