Causes of Poot in Boot's Deaths: 1) Sucker punched by Anime Girl 2) Incinerated by green ogre's toots (probably due to spicy foods) 3) Emotional Damage x10 :'( 4) Being a Mario Kart noob 5) Laughed at Death (literally) 6) Tried (and failed) to sing underwater. Local fish not amused 7) Greeted by Black Plague/Other Death 8) THE C VIRUS
“Please. It’s like you died of eternal loneliness.” “Oh my word! She’s right, Jack!” CinemaSins had the gall to call this film the third best Pinocchio film of 2022.
That part at the beginning with Death coming out of Shrek's bathroom stall is extremely clever lmao another banger YTP, qwistoff (3:36 had me laughing out loud LMAO-)
Coffin Dance Start 1. Anime Attack 1:16 2.Burning By Fire 1:21 3.Emotional Damage 1:28 4.Mama Mia 1:34 5.Killed By The Death 1:45 6.Drowning In The Water 1:54 7.Plague Mouse 2:01 8.Died By Coronavirus 2:07
Great ytp truly worth the wait the part where he said "my baby robbed me" this whole ytp was so funny 🤣 keep up the good work. Top quality memeage at its finest.
I'm impressed by how far Qwistoff has come. His editing has improved, his jokes are just as funny as they were, and crossovers galore! Even when you don't expect them!
How is 1:07 funnier than before?! I can't stop laughing at this!😂 Please send help! But don't send Death over. He doesn't want to watch me die from laughing so much!😂
Puss: the legend will never- Death: *whistling* Kid dressed as pig: REVENGE puss: WHAT? Death: it wasnt me, it was the one armed man! Ow my eye! I got berry juice in my eye!
![Sing 2 [YTP]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cZAoPrtZcP4/mqdefault.jpg)
![Sing 2 [YTP]](/img/tr.png)
Causes of Poot in Boot's Deaths:
1) Sucker punched by Anime Girl
2) Incinerated by green ogre's toots (probably due to spicy foods)
3) Emotional Damage x10 :'(
4) Being a Mario Kart noob
5) Laughed at Death (literally)
6) Tried (and failed) to sing underwater. Local fish not amused
7) Greeted by Black Plague/Other Death
8) THE C VIRUS
Lol 😆
I laughed a death 4
@@guysmith5505 okay 👍
Those were hilarious
Anya really showed him who's boss lol
That part where we cover Poot’s deaths, was gold. Well done once again Qwistoff!
Lol Poot 😆
Very very true 😂😂😂😂😂
I love the scenes with Jack Horner
"I pronounce this batch... HUSBAND AND WIFE!!"
M a n A n d P i e
Legendary scene all of it every last bit of it
This caught me off guard, tbh
After so many years of babysitting my pathetic baby…
“Hey LAME Jack Horner!”
The scene of how puss's last 8 lives ended was pure gold
that was the best part man
He could have had his cape get caught on something, and adding an Incredibles, “NO CAPES” joke. No criticism just a suggestion
That part got me hard
Owl Houseee
Not puss! Poot!
3:54 "Stop throwing me at me!"
-Qwistoff 2023
"Well? START CHOPPING."
“Am gonna chop chop chop”
“I’m gonna chop the chop”
Start CHOPPING!
@@Hydros107 on it
3:35 the transitions here were FLAWLESS
For real!! I loved the addition of the bug from the empowers new groomer recognized it instantly lmao
* empowers new groomer
@@panwasacz2733 I was so stoned 💀
@@MotherxUniverseEmperors New Groove??
@@MotherxUniverse You know what they say!
Don't do drugs, and if you are doing drugs, "stop it, get some help"
Okay, the inclusion of Humpty Dumpty in the crowd at 2:25 was brilliant.
The same thing happened in the first movie so it fits
How long HE've been there?
“Please. It’s like you died of eternal loneliness.”
“Oh my word! She’s right, Jack!”
CinemaSins had the gall to call this film the third best Pinocchio film of 2022.
CinemaSins sucks
CinemaSins had the gall to sin the movie at all
Oh man I didn't even realize CinemaSins still existed, how is it?
@@captainagony6691 Oblivious to how wrong most of their “sins” are.
Well Guillermo Del Toros Pinocchio was the best one.
4:23 is it wrong that this is surprisingly in character for Jack
Nope
@@txtallyizzy you know my baby robbed me!
@@JacobVance-x8sthat's horrible
@@JacobVance-x8s you know my baby robbed me!
@@JacobVance-x8s that’s horrible
This YTP was amazing. I am so glad that you made a YTP out of my favorite movie.
Puss: I have nine lives!
Village Doctor/Idiot: How many times have you died?
Puss: Uhhhh 9
Also Puss: Ded
Ded
Ded
Ded
Ded
Ded
His last two deaths canonically mean that he is over 650 years old.
I mean for an entity with 9 lives, living for over 6 centuries should be child’s play
I guess you could say the years start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming...@@tsriketwm7274
In all seriousness, though, cats only live like 15-20 years. He probably wouldn't live that long.
3:10 Jack Horner would absolutely say that if he had a kid
4:26 He also would say that
4:22 - Cutie.
00:44 "You're pregnant" PLEASE, THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD-
And then he blows out the candle 💀
69th like
5:25 completely broke me. Good lord I haven't laughed so hard in ages. XD
“hEs A sYmbOl oF rEbIrTh”
Yea
4:23 That's relatable
That's Horrible
@@mocfoundationbut once I kill the baby I'll finally be happy
@@B1_1_9_7_5oh-
So is 1:18
This is your best YTP yet! I love the way you redid Puss' deaths and 3:36 had me dead
1:14 Anya sure tried to look innocent with that facial expression while she killed a cat.
They say curiosity killed the cat. Few people know that before she got adopted, she was known as Anya Curiosity
Uh humpty your in the wrong movie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 2:25 welp looks like humpty Dumpty really did survive from the last movie
4:57, the return of the F I S H jokes lol
1:14 Damn, for a 6 year old, Anya can really punch hard.
She didn’t get her peanuts 😔
Fr
Just remember who her stepmom is.
@@brandonlyon730 I know, she can kill anyone just be cooking
I just read that manga about 2 weeks ago. Amazing.
I like how you made a graphic for each death count.
1:59 General Grievous. You ARE a bold one.
Yes sir I can't stop laughing at that part 1:59
1:58 I need a full remix of this. This slapz.
TheFatRat Bit Of This Video Caught Me Off Guard 😂😂
It’s not actually a remix it’s gangsta’s paradise but if you play it with 1.5x speed then you got it
1:41 Death! What kinda stupid name is that? 😂😂😂
1:43 Death “a name earned for giving people this”
💀💀💀💀💀👼👼👼👼👼🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔
3:58 hits differently as a Milo Murphy fan.
Excuse me?
This show shouldn't have been cancelled
I’M GONNA CHOP CHOP CHOP
Chop away at my heart!
…That didn’t sound as good as I thought
3:24 I can't stop laughing
3:48 oooh! You just got roasted by kitty softpaws
1:01
"I have nine life's."
"How many times died?"
"Uhh.. Nine!"
"Ded"
That part at the beginning with Death coming out of Shrek's bathroom stall is extremely clever lmao
another banger YTP, qwistoff (3:36 had me laughing out loud LMAO-)
In my profesionnal profesionnal opinion. 🤔
This is a great YTP again !😄
P.S
4:09 Hoodwinked future YTP ?😯 ( I like this movie🙂)
Yes
DO IT DOIT DOIT !!
CHOP
3:01 Not where I thought that’d go, but still pretty funny.
Coffin Dance Start
1. Anime Attack 1:16
2.Burning By Fire 1:21
3.Emotional Damage 1:28
4.Mama Mia 1:34
5.Killed By The Death 1:45
6.Drowning In The Water 1:54
7.Plague Mouse 2:01
8.Died By Coronavirus 2:07
9. Decapitated By Kitty 5:59
2:40
Perrito gets distracted and crashes
2:19 what music is that?!?!? Anybody please tell me?
Gas Gas Gas Bard Version
Next time, look at the captions
Yeah, but that I commented before there were captions.
1:52 Marlin, what are you doing here
HE HAS TO FIND HIS SON
@@tenthdentisttorecommendthe2954 from Finding Nemo
2:30 when I saw death in the trailer, I kinda expected this kind of character
when the world needed him most..
HE RETURNED AND GAVE US MORTALS A BEAUTIFUL YTP
0:27 anyone who remembers this voiceline deserves a veterans discount
Age of Empires (I or II).
And the Bankruptcy and Scandal and Prison was It's A Wonderful Life.
Where's my discount? (Not that old, but my parents introduced me to AOE and I played the heck out of it)
I learned about this voiceline from Henry Stickman
@@Prancer3301 It's from Age of Empires
@@bluewolf9782 I know, but it was referenced in Henry Stickman. That’s how I learned about the voice line in the first place
There’s a Poot in my Boot!
Yikes 😬😬😬 death by covid its self 2:06
6:04 oh hello there
Puss: crap not again.
@@plushmode506*Heatbeats*
5:42
Perruto: Buttnugget!😁
Kitty: DONT YOU CROSS ME!!🤬🫵
Me: relatable 😂
Kitty, I’ve been thinking
SANTA COLOMA!!
*crying
The great puss and boots asking me out
is the Great Puss in Boots asking me out
3:58 missed opportunity to use the "Chop away at my heart" song
1:26
Puss died from too much sadness overwhelming him
Poor cat 😭😭😭
"Y-You know... now's a good time to talk about...
BANKRUPTCY AND SCANDAL AND PRISON!!!!!!!!!"
haha lol best bit
6:19 I am also the Village Composer
Gosh, I think I'm going to die of laughter. Why do I hear distant whistling? Another great one! They really make my day!
Great ytp truly worth the wait the part where he said "my baby robbed me" this whole ytp was so funny 🤣 keep up the good work. Top quality memeage at its finest.
"But once I kill the baby, I'll finally be happy!"
0:21
You didn't have to go so hard with the Village Idiot music video.
4:38 laughs so hard that I couldn’t stand up😂
"I FOUND A SANDWICH"
(cart commited die)
5:26 WTF subtitles
Holy crap I just the subtitle to this part 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨 and it said he's a symbol of r@pe birth wtf 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
This should hopefully be fixed soon😅
It's fixed by now.
@@jorodmar69?
@@KaidenPvP15 it was before it got changed to more appropriate subtitle
I don’t think Mary Poppins was very pleased when she found out that it was Jack Horner who took her bag.
2:13 It's over *9,000!!!*
EDIT: Mom, I'm famous!
Hooray classic YTP lol!
Qwis will never disappoints his fans
Big W
😆 Well, You Passed A YTP Of Big Puss In Boots That Follows Later (Kraken and Serenas) XD
3:42 Shark dude: bird
3:37 "marvel has the best transition" QwistoffYTP:
3:01 - 3:07 I pronounce this batch HUSBAND AND WIFE!!
My favorite part!
"Death?! What kinda stupid name is that?" - Famous last words
Best part 4:45
2:56 mukbang
2:25 I can’t stop thinking about this part
3:56 was funnier than it had any right to be
It's such a random moment but it got like 30 seconds in the video
I'm impressed by how far Qwistoff has come. His editing has improved, his jokes are just as funny as they were, and crossovers galore! Even when you don't expect them!
4:47 is Goldie holding a poster of alameda slim?
How is 1:07 funnier than before?! I can't stop laughing at this!😂 Please send help! But don't send Death over. He doesn't want to watch me die from laughing so much!😂
1:57 got me good XD
2:18
2:47 Banjo Craziness
3:01
3:26 Return to monke?
3:32 Minnie Mouse squeal
🪕
Where can I find the Gas Gas Gas Bard Version
1:29
3:57
4:08
@@ialpacas6106did u find that?
enjoyed this livestream. Keep up the hard work qwistoff!
1:18 The legend will never di-AHHHHHHHH!!!
Please do a YTP of Nimona.
0:58 Damn... Dr. House sure looks different from the last time I saw him...
Who's doctor house ? 🏡
he's from a show I think
@@r0bl0x_stuff55 he's the moron line
Poofesure can relate to this 1:29
This just inspired me to do some fan art of Puss in Boots playing Mario Kart. Also, aww, Puss died of heartbreak after seeing Bing Bong's death.
I am the village idiot.
1:14 puss getting punched by an adorable anmaie girl
That was anya
So that's what her name is and I hope he puts more anmaie characters in his ytp videos
@@ianturner532spy x family
5:35 Kaa 😵
5:05 Hey. Can I get your autograph?
Not happening.
Can you Rub my belly?
@@donnsdoesgacha2941can you rub my belly
@@B1_1_9_7_5hard pass
@@donnsdoesgacha2941Can you rub my belly?
1:18 & 3:56 That's actually hilarious 😂
Puss: the legend will never-
Death: *whistling*
Kid dressed as pig: REVENGE
puss: WHAT?
Death: it wasnt me, it was the one armed man! Ow my eye! I got berry juice in my eye!
Aw man, I didn’t know you were doing a YTP right now. I missed my chance to watch it live. Well at least I can still watch it.
5:32 That sounds very familiar but I don't know where it came from.
It's from up.
The first one was Megamind, the second was Up
Insanely creative, and hilarious! I about lost it at:
"Jack? You're disgusting."
"You baby!"
"You chihuahua!"
1:19 🤣🤣🤣
1:23 I can relate 😢
I will forever remember Bing Bong
@@QwistoffYTPrip bing bong 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Rip bing bong🙏🏻😔
Gone but not forgotten
😭😢
😢😢😭😭😭
This is hilarious😅And I miss httyd❤😭 5:00
There will be fishy consequences
We need a Stromboli vs Jack Horner showdown
After so many years of memeing, their battle will be legendary!
0:05 he just need to use the bathroom. Hahahahahaha!😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
1:36 dumb ways to die
full cover: "i am the village idiot" when?
Tractor racing theme song 2:47
Gas gas gas Manual
2:40 love this callback to the first movie. So subtle yet it had me in stitches XD
“I am the village doctor, the village barber, the village idiot. But at the end of the day…who am I?”
*emotional power ballad ensues*
hiccup calling death fishy was just great idk why😭💀
(4:57)
1:57 Still can't believe that QWISTOFF is using Gangsta's Paradise
He died during COVID yikes what a way to go out
Which version is this or is this a remix
It’s the instrumental, but sped up to 1.5x. Second time is same, but with an added higher octave.
@@plushblueep figures, but thanks
I hear general grievous voice in the scene 1:59
Qwistoff will you do a Spy x Family YTP?
I rate this YTP 9/10.
One point was deducted for lack of Stromboli, but otherwise it’s perfect.
I think Pinocchio filed a complaint
0:27 A* for the Age of Empires reference