Best HFY Reddit Stories: Human Firepower (r/HFY)

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  • @styxriverr5237
    @styxriverr5237 2 роки тому +464

    Fun fact about project Marauder. It's a acronym. Some darpa nerd had to sit down and intentionally call that weapon something that would spell out the full word Marauder.
    Someone got paid to do that. Money well spent.

    • @cant_kill_me
      @cant_kill_me 2 роки тому +52

      One of the very few times military funds were well spend XD

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 2 роки тому +29

      @@cant_kill_me can confirm. Still waiting on my jungle boots I asked for in 2008

    • @brianbarber5401
      @brianbarber5401 2 роки тому +9

      A cool name can make or break a development project.

    • @radhominem
      @radhominem 2 роки тому +13

      Like the VAMPIRE system that was released recently

    • @styxriverr5237
      @styxriverr5237 2 роки тому +2

      @@radhominem Oh this has to be a good one what does it stand for and what does it do?

  • @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302
    @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302 2 роки тому +487

    Enough Dakka is more than you've got and less than too much, and there ain't no such thing as too much Dakka. Enough Dakka isn't a state of being but rather a state of striving.

  • @SilverGamingFI
    @SilverGamingFI 2 роки тому +339

    "Use a gun, and if that don't work, use more gun"!
    -Humanity

    • @anthrolover100
      @anthrolover100 2 роки тому +15

      Use a gun, if that don't work, use a bigger gun!" -Also humanity.

    • @dacomputernerd4096
      @dacomputernerd4096 Рік тому +10

      I hear that is how you stop some big mean mother-hubbard from tearing you a structurally superfluous new behind

    • @PolymurExcel
      @PolymurExcel 10 місяців тому +7

      @@dacomputernerd4096 it's how you solve practicl problems.

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 6 місяців тому

      Nah, bigger guns.

    • @StephenCampbell-yy2xc
      @StephenCampbell-yy2xc 2 місяці тому

      First rule always have a gun, if that doesn't work get bigger gun, call your friends tell them to bring lots of guns

  • @scotteggert9820
    @scotteggert9820 2 роки тому +186

    Of course, it's a walking tank. The dream of every tanker since Battletech was first published in the 1980s. And just like tanks of WW1 Mechs have started out small just a few tons weight. Just wait till the massive Bolo's arrive on the battlefield!

    • @highlordinquisitor4882
      @highlordinquisitor4882 2 роки тому +9

      Bolo! Wow. I haven't heard that in a long time.

    • @vernonjackson3435
      @vernonjackson3435 2 роки тому +5

      @@highlordinquisitor4882 Except Bolo's were tracked vehicles using Anti-Grav
      "Bolos have anti-gravity and other neat things they are basically all-terrain ai warships much over a 100 tons seriously limits a tanks mobility"

    • @Sujad
      @Sujad 2 роки тому +4

      Bolos are starships larping as tanks.

    • @carlfranz6805
      @carlfranz6805 Рік тому +1

      Keith Laumer would be proud.

    • @williamcastro3017
      @williamcastro3017 3 місяці тому

      @@carlfranz6805For the Honor of the Regiment!

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 2 роки тому +89

    Release all of the mech suits. And make darn sure they have enough Dakka to make a Nova-Class from Babylon 5 blush.

    • @engineer84-w8x
      @engineer84-w8x 2 роки тому +6

      Ork says "DER' AIN'T NO SUCH FING AS ENUGH DAKKA!" Krork says "there is no situation in which the amount of applied firepower can be regarded as satisfactory."

  • @simplewrites
    @simplewrites 2 роки тому +483

    So we're basically guardsmen from 40k.
    "Does it have guns?"
    "Yes."
    "Good, add more. And then some more, just to be safe."
    "Alright. I'll put in a back-up, too."

    • @McSkumm
      @McSkumm 2 роки тому +17

      THE WALL OF GUNS!

    • @peterwall8191
      @peterwall8191 2 роки тому +17

      *Simpleton*
      Nah! Guardsmen in 40k got "flashlights"and maybe a knife. This dude is Astartes level, only more so. More like Mech Warrior, than anything out of 40k.

    • @alanfox1222
      @alanfox1222 2 роки тому +6

      @@peterwall8191 sounds like ork engineering lol

    • @ettibbet5493
      @ettibbet5493 2 роки тому +1

      @@alanfox1222 it really does

    • @cgi2002
      @cgi2002 2 роки тому +10

      @@peterwall8191 stupid as it is, this guys got something closer to a tau battlesuit rather than anything a human might have.
      Terminator armour may come close, but if he had that, he'd have had to punch something by now.

  • @greenrena8503
    @greenrena8503 2 роки тому +130

    "Prepare for Titanfall!"

    • @SergeyWaytov
      @SergeyWaytov 2 роки тому +9

      Fellow Titanfall fan I see, came to listen to that wonderful story as well?)

    • @headazrd
      @headazrd 2 роки тому +8

      "Pilot, your Titan is ready!"

    • @randomfur4202
      @randomfur4202 2 роки тому +5

      "Welcome back, Pilot."

    • @Random_Tech-Priest
      @Random_Tech-Priest Рік тому +6

      “Your journey end here, pilot. The skies belong to me. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.”

    • @christopheroconnor1745
      @christopheroconnor1745 11 місяців тому +4

      "protocol 3 protect the pilot"

  • @lawrencem.37
    @lawrencem.37 2 роки тому +92

    What kind of paratrooper unit doesn't have their chutes on before boarding the craft. That is just asking to for it and Murphy answered with the Law. This was my only complaint and it's because I was Airborne so it's mostly just nitpicking. Good story and narration.

    • @ckl9390
      @ckl9390 2 роки тому +15

      Maybe they intended to land the drop ship. There wasn't supposed to be enemy hostiles in the air. The parachutes (or descent thrusters for the mech suit) may have been for emergencies rather than an intended means of ingress, so they weren't wearing them.
      Question: In a real-world situation, if soldiers are intending on landing the plane/drop vessel to disembark on the ground, would it be a disadvantage to have the parachutes already donned as a precaution? Would the time spent to take them off upon safe landing cause problems? If not, then I personally think it would be a good idea to have them on, especially if there's a chance the drop craft could be shot down or blown open.

    • @lawrencem.37
      @lawrencem.37 2 роки тому +10

      @@ckl9390Like I said I was nitpicking but you bring up valid points. In real world deployments the planes dropping troops can land "safely" in controlled landing zones. If you need troops behind enemy lines then you use paratroopers. If the area is to hot for either then that means bombing runs. Honestly we don't really do alot of Airborne jumps these days mostly due to no formal military engagements. Thanks for the engaging comment.

    • @ScipioMexicanus
      @ScipioMexicanus 2 роки тому +6

      @@ckl9390 a big reason they dont use parachutes when they plan on landing is just flying the plane. Every pound of parachute is one less pound of fuel, soldier, or gear that they can carry. Also parachutes cost mony. So they arent going to give people parachutes unless they plan on using them. Its kinda the same reason people dont have parachutes on comercial flights.

    • @jamielonsdale3018
      @jamielonsdale3018 Рік тому +4

      @@ScipioMexicanus Parachutes are cheap compared to 18 year old civilians, nevermind soldiers whom have recieved training costing more than $1,000,000 each. It costs approximately $400,000 to raise a newborn to the age of 18, not including things like PlayStations bought for them.
      You wouldn't wear parachutes during peacetime as the risk of needing a parachute is normally very low, but in wartime while flying in hostile airspace (even if that's over your own country) you may be provided a parachute - even if it's not doctrine to do so. Soldiers really don't like burying their brethren. Don't be surprised if your loadmaster lists you as being chubbier, coincidentally by the weight of one parachute 😉
      If subversion of bureaucracy is corruption, most militaries are more corrupt than you'd expect. Look at cases where ships fired off more torpedoes than they were equipped with and still had reserves because a resourceful QM squirrelled away some extras. If you can find a way to end up with spare _torpedoes_ I'd be amazed if the LM couldn't find a way to cover his own ass and still give everyone a parachute.

    • @checkme1830
      @checkme1830 7 місяців тому +1

      Just gunna point out that the man with the real balls is the captain that jumped out and managed to put a parachute on that corporal’s back while falling. That takes balls and skills

  • @jtjr26
    @jtjr26 Рік тому +9

    I don't know if we will ever have Mecha but big-honking guns that is definitely something we can develop.

  • @riomine1984
    @riomine1984 2 роки тому +21

    "Gory Gory what a hell of a way to die" blood on the risers a popular paratrooper song

    • @jacebralor71
      @jacebralor71 2 роки тому +2

      "...and he ain't gonna jump no more"

  • @chosendovahkiin5781
    @chosendovahkiin5781 2 роки тому +22

    When the mech were being described all I could think of was the Goliath Suits from C.O.D.
    EDIT: now that I have watched the whole thing that mech suit is most definitely a futuristic version of the Goliath Suits from C.O.D.

    • @kespencer1
      @kespencer1 2 роки тому +1

      I'm thinking more Elemental for Mechwarrior.

    • @Akitoscorpio1
      @Akitoscorpio1 11 місяців тому +3

      I was thinking of the marauder suits from Starship troopers@@kespencer1

  • @kieranmalenoir8705
    @kieranmalenoir8705 2 роки тому +32

    i hope there is a 2nd part to this story :D

  • @kashkara_8943
    @kashkara_8943 2 роки тому +20

    Boom daka daka daka

  • @1rotzy
    @1rotzy 2 роки тому +18

    No kill like overkill

    • @_NULL_
      @_NULL_ 2 роки тому +7

      There is no such thing as overkill, there is only ‘Open Fire’ and ‘Reloading’!

    • @paulhuston9991
      @paulhuston9991 2 роки тому +4

      20yrs of war service, I assure you, you can under kill but it's impossible to overkill, don't mean ya can't enjoy the show.

    • @kdrapertrucker
      @kdrapertrucker 2 роки тому +2

      If it's worth Killing, It's worth overkilling.

  • @richardbeng8461
    @richardbeng8461 2 роки тому +16

    Humans go brrr

  • @sebbes333
    @sebbes333 Рік тому +2

    AWESOME!.... Part2?
    ( gotta know "if"(when/how) they win the war )

  • @marusfox2759
    @marusfox2759 2 роки тому +5

    When in doubt, dakka

  • @turbopokey
    @turbopokey 2 роки тому +4

    “BOOM” goes the dynamite!

  • @WintersTheSixth
    @WintersTheSixth 2 роки тому +4

    Reminds me of the MK1 prototype yggdrasil from the Halo anime

    • @carlfranz6805
      @carlfranz6805 Рік тому

      That may be the coolest thing said in the comment section.

    • @LiterallyAWesternHognose
      @LiterallyAWesternHognose Рік тому +1

      Damn straight I thought I was the only one who fell in love with that suit.

  • @grampabuckshot402
    @grampabuckshot402 Рік тому +2

    I used to work at a plant that made 40mm HEDP grenades lol.

  • @carlfranz6805
    @carlfranz6805 Рік тому +1

    "general purpose carnage"... I blush and giggle sticky wet. 🤪

  • @medical-cyanide1526
    @medical-cyanide1526 2 роки тому +20

    amazing narriation boss!, if the author ends up doing a part 2 will you read it?

  • @SergeyWaytov
    @SergeyWaytov 2 роки тому +10

    Btw, Im wondering if there's part2

  • @friendlyredneckneighbor4326
    @friendlyredneckneighbor4326 2 роки тому +2

    I could listen to 12 more hours of this easily.

  • @joshuam5923
    @joshuam5923 2 роки тому +36

    This is going to be a continued series right? 😁

    • @rayzorwood905
      @rayzorwood905 2 роки тому +3

      Darn well better :D

    • @nocount7517
      @nocount7517 2 роки тому +3

      Looks like a 1-shot.

    • @TheAzynder
      @TheAzynder Рік тому +2

      @@nocount7517 But but... it ends right in the middle....

  • @doctorbright1065
    @doctorbright1065 2 роки тому +5

    You always need more Dakka.

  • @daveb3103
    @daveb3103 День тому

    General purpose carnage. The best sort

  • @theraptorstalon7589
    @theraptorstalon7589 2 роки тому +4

    What is this a 3rd generation X-COM mech-trooper?

  • @PhoenixThunderheart
    @PhoenixThunderheart Рік тому +1

    I like this version of Halo better then the original

  • @callisto1556
    @callisto1556 2 роки тому +2

    Good one

  • @Core_VII
    @Core_VII 2 роки тому +1

    Sounds like a combination of titanfall and battletech

  • @timfielder9893
    @timfielder9893 Рік тому

    more please!

  • @brianmeadows1137
    @brianmeadows1137 11 місяців тому

    Dark sounding end of the story.

  • @Nomadith
    @Nomadith Рік тому

    YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH DAKKA LADZ

  • @i2gsurgeon525
    @i2gsurgeon525 2 роки тому

    Nice.

  • @gachashadowwolf3038
    @gachashadowwolf3038 Рік тому

    I would love to know what comes later after this vid

  • @dirtyfox2289
    @dirtyfox2289 Рік тому

    DAKKAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @herisuryadi6885
    @herisuryadi6885 2 роки тому +4

    huh

  • @zedantyorant
    @zedantyorant Рік тому +1

    Can they combine?

  • @Cadiangrunt99
    @Cadiangrunt99 2 роки тому

    Is there more?!

  • @jaccotolsma7932
    @jaccotolsma7932 Рік тому

    Are these on Spotify?

  • @Bdady74
    @Bdady74 2 роки тому +3

    Algorithm appeasement comment!

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 2 роки тому

    For more dakka

  • @additiveartificer9365
    @additiveartificer9365 2 роки тому

    ah in the Fort george WMD bush

  • @johnconklin4452
    @johnconklin4452 11 місяців тому

    Hope someone understands this i don't

  • @sherlock384140
    @sherlock384140 Рік тому

    And the next chapter?

  • @cazador7131
    @cazador7131 2 роки тому

    Who made that art?

  • @marcanteny8522
    @marcanteny8522 10 місяців тому

    f

  • @dobbers9921
    @dobbers9921 2 роки тому +4

    50% plot.
    50% profanity.

  • @MarcZachman
    @MarcZachman 8 місяців тому

    1

  • @johnsanford3596
    @johnsanford3596 29 днів тому

    Another one clueless about rank structures.

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky Рік тому

    I really hate narrators doing series and not doing the rest of it right away.
    And authors not giving us a proper ending..

  • @twojstarypijany3182
    @twojstarypijany3182 2 роки тому +3

    Pretending you're dead and later attacking is a warcrime

    • @00Athus1
      @00Athus1 2 роки тому +14

      It's not a warcrime if you win....

    • @t.j.cornett7495
      @t.j.cornett7495 2 роки тому

      In ww1 the riech wanted us the U.S. to stop using shotguns in the trenches, they called it a war crime regardless of weaponizing mustard gas and other crap. Long story short alot of us still own and use shotguns...

    • @ettibbet5493
      @ettibbet5493 2 роки тому +6

      More like war suggestion

    • @t.j.cornett7495
      @t.j.cornett7495 2 роки тому +7

      @@ettibbet5493 I thought that was the Geneva suggestion...

    • @SpectorOfDoomYT
      @SpectorOfDoomYT 2 роки тому +11

      Geneva convention only applies on earth or when fighting other humans as a whole. Not when fighting xenos on behalf of other xenos.