Not Axe.

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  • @bored
    @bored  3 роки тому +2369

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  • @sleepingcat.
    @sleepingcat. 3 роки тому +4091

    imagine being this guy’s friend and one day you go on over to his house only to see him cooking with an axe looking tool 😭

    • @couththememer
      @couththememer 3 роки тому +21

      💀

    • @frighteningspoon
      @frighteningspoon 3 роки тому +71

      Boris wants to know your location

    • @TeaTabby
      @TeaTabby 3 роки тому +29

      @@frighteningspoon I know that youtuber! The one that cooked with a chainsaw right?

    • @TheDoctorFromArknights
      @TheDoctorFromArknights 3 роки тому +16

      @@TeaTabby not just a Chainsaw, Axe and Brick aswell, Slav Superstar Elite

    • @belek1101
      @belek1101 3 роки тому +1

      😳

  • @ToastyKaix
    @ToastyKaix 3 роки тому +865

    Ah yes the quest type is still c o o k I n g

    • @bored
      @bored  3 роки тому +271

      Oops…😅

    • @jiakk9198
      @jiakk9198 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @princeapoopoo5787
      @princeapoopoo5787 3 роки тому +151

      You mean, you don't eat wooden axes for lunch?

    • @w.dgaster6386
      @w.dgaster6386 3 роки тому +19

      @@princeapoopoo5787 I eat paper as snack in school, yes, I'm that bored to the point that if a mass slaughter happened in my school, I would just go "eh" And walk away with a -_- expression

    • @sinusoidalwave
      @sinusoidalwave 3 роки тому +5

      i thought i was the only one that noticed lol

  • @Raidenisko
    @Raidenisko 3 роки тому +2435

    Damn this new Minecraft update looks sick

  • @user-ci5yn7tf9y
    @user-ci5yn7tf9y 3 роки тому +914

    he truly is a man of many talents..

    • @newmark2020
      @newmark2020 3 роки тому +2

      egg cooking not being one of them.

  • @Five0f5even
    @Five0f5even 3 роки тому +721

    He's maxed out Culinarian and moved to Carpenter next.

    • @TRONgirl_EXE
      @TRONgirl_EXE 3 роки тому +9

      This guy plays FFXIV. Have my 69th like.

    • @Five0f5even
      @Five0f5even 3 роки тому +1

      @@TRONgirl_EXE Nice.

    • @gini1802
      @gini1802 3 роки тому

      I’m 200th like, I feel the power

    • @Five0f5even
      @Five0f5even 3 роки тому

      @@gini1802 *UNLIMITED POWAAAAAHHH!!!!*

    • @NhanNguyen-du3cr
      @NhanNguyen-du3cr 3 роки тому +1

      He hasn’t maxed it out yet. He still needs to make the marshmallow waffle with a waffle maker.

  • @VerzeRoblox
    @VerzeRoblox 3 роки тому +554

    I’ll never forget that legendary comment that said “This guy is a cook, gamer, scientist, and interface designer at the same time…”

  • @Kubaadamiec
    @Kubaadamiec 3 роки тому +1603

    Give some respect for BORED for recreating what steve gotta do when he puts 2 sticks and 3 blocks of planks together in a crafting table.
    [Edit: Fixed BORED's name cuz it was BORE.D but he changed it, and also yes i know he only used one plank, or did he 👀]

    • @GenNTiva
      @GenNTiva 3 роки тому +11

      But he did it with only one plank

    • @CupcakeP1a
      @CupcakeP1a 3 роки тому +6

      @@GenNTiva or did he👀

    • @lyonidus3073
      @lyonidus3073 3 роки тому +3

      @@CupcakeP1a yeah, he did.

    • @micheal6827
      @micheal6827 3 роки тому +11

      @@lyonidus3073 or did he 👀

    • @Wenedi
      @Wenedi 3 роки тому +13

      He Also had to do it twice because he didn’t turn the camera on the first time

  • @madisonjoe1911
    @madisonjoe1911 3 роки тому +241

    I watched this while eating the most perfectly ripe banana and it was good

    • @Notiravgsarah
      @Notiravgsarah 3 роки тому +13

      Congrats

    • @timo8430
      @timo8430 3 роки тому +22

      before i die i want to eat a damn perfect banana straight from a farm

    • @Notiravgsarah
      @Notiravgsarah 3 роки тому +18

      @@timo8430 did you know commercially grown bananas are all clones? If we ate bananas that weren’t sterile it would be hard to eat because they have seeds. So they propagate them through cuttings. 😃

    • @timo8430
      @timo8430 3 роки тому +9

      @@Notiravgsarah i did not know thanks for informing me

    • @lepthropy4610
      @lepthropy4610 3 роки тому +9

      @@Notiravgsarah all bananas are brothers 👽

  • @ibarelyupload7648
    @ibarelyupload7648 3 роки тому +118

    "Did you make a good wood axe?"
    "yes"
    "what did it cost?"
    " *carving for 10 hours* "

  • @sigille
    @sigille 3 роки тому +102

    1:24 The stamina from always whisking eggs etc. by hand definitely helped you with this quest 😉

  • @cheesesandwich1234
    @cheesesandwich1234 3 роки тому +51

    Ah yes, my favorite cooking utensil, the not axe.

  • @mircea_ciobanu
    @mircea_ciobanu 3 роки тому +398

    I wonder what this weird thing he’s made is. I can say for sure though that it’s not an axe.

    • @saveoursquirrels4241
      @saveoursquirrels4241 3 роки тому +59

      It's a combined tenderizer, spatula, and dough cutter. What should we call such a thing?

    • @tomblonk8453
      @tomblonk8453 3 роки тому +66

      @@saveoursquirrels4241 a tendula cutter

    • @quantumz4625
      @quantumz4625 3 роки тому +51

      @@tomblonk8453 *That sounds like you cut your own tendons*

    • @user-yn8jo3xd6w
      @user-yn8jo3xd6w 3 роки тому +10

      @@quantumz4625 cursed

  • @CommonGrimeConsumer
    @CommonGrimeConsumer 3 роки тому +75

    When you want to be a gamer but your mom wants you to be a chef:

  • @syfriea
    @syfriea 3 роки тому +139

    He is the only person that can wield the legendary “Not Axe”.
    Totally not a Zelda reference!

  • @definitely_a_human
    @definitely_a_human 3 роки тому +61

    The vacuum at the end is always a satisfying part.

  • @zainiikhwan9405
    @zainiikhwan9405 3 роки тому +49

    Crafting unlocked!
    That was nicely done! Reminds me of wooden axe that my dad make when he take art and craft class during his high school

  • @bnshitposting2765
    @bnshitposting2765 3 роки тому +21

    The axe looks delicious

  • @Rowanexen
    @Rowanexen 3 роки тому +31

    I've seen you make a lot, but I never expected a wooden tomahawk.

  • @IzzyKDoodles
    @IzzyKDoodles 3 роки тому +16

    This guy has way more talent than I’ll ever have 😂

  • @shogunbreaker_
    @shogunbreaker_ 3 роки тому +69

    Damn. He almost killing himself in the cutting wood process

    • @hangenoahsbaka
      @hangenoahsbaka 3 роки тому +1

      Lol. I was thinking he was probably gonna add a low health sfx on it. That would’ve been cool. 😆😂

  • @Shane3599
    @Shane3599 3 роки тому

    I like how you just do and create whatever you want then post it on your channel. You’re not doing things purely for views all the time and you’re not like a content slave to your fans. I really like that.

  • @zero-jq2wl
    @zero-jq2wl 3 роки тому +10

    I like how he just carved the axe-

  • @hypemynizzle
    @hypemynizzle 3 роки тому +2

    I love how these videos double as cooking tutorials and a game walkthrough.

  • @snek8809
    @snek8809 3 роки тому +7

    Waiter: how would you like your eggs?
    Me: axed.
    3:19

  • @kevinscheeseballhair9720
    @kevinscheeseballhair9720 3 роки тому

    This guy’s creativity and talent is seriously out of this world

  • @trashbug4843
    @trashbug4843 3 роки тому +3

    Mmmm yes, scrambles the eggs perfectly

  • @idunno...2179
    @idunno...2179 3 роки тому +1

    This guy is the all in one delux package

  • @A_very_good_cheese
    @A_very_good_cheese 3 роки тому +3

    Ah yes making an not axe is a cooking quest

    • @bored
      @bored  3 роки тому

      Oops 😓

  • @mariasirona1622
    @mariasirona1622 3 роки тому +1

    This is the random thing i needed in my life this exact moment. Thank you.

  • @Briescookies
    @Briescookies 3 роки тому +5

    i swear your videos itch a weird part of my brain and it’s so amazing. but on a more serious note, please keep up the hard work! it’s paying off :)

    • @FirestormAnimates
      @FirestormAnimates 3 роки тому

      Yeah, like, at the back of our heads
      Kinda like a tingling feeling

  • @HeyThereMister11
    @HeyThereMister11 3 роки тому +1

    I love how all of your videos are in the style of a video game, I’ve never seen anything like it and it really adds a pleasant touch

  • @CharleanCharlea
    @CharleanCharlea 3 роки тому +4

    the first time this gamer almost died

  • @tobypossum7386
    @tobypossum7386 2 роки тому

    Black walnut is incredible! It's very hardy and pretty resistant to rot. We have a lot of black walnut trees out here, and I love how they smell

  • @llma_0
    @llma_0 3 роки тому +3

    So apparently there isn't anything this guy can't and won't do. I am equal parts intrigued and awed by how diverse his skill set is WAIT IS HE MAKING A FUCKING EGG WITH IT LMFJSDHJ

  • @Hambrrgr
    @Hambrrgr 3 роки тому +1

    Now this is just flat out impressive

  • @Demonic_Fancy_Goose
    @Demonic_Fancy_Goose 3 роки тому +4

    Your videos are amazing! Love the way you edit it to make it look like a game, you must have put *tons* of work into 1 video! I feel very relaxed after watching your videos. Keep up the good work! ❤️👍🏻👍🏻❤️

  • @sillymelonjam
    @sillymelonjam 3 роки тому

    can't believe you make a whole ass axe just to use it as an odd shaped spatula. it's amazing

  • @raineblackstar3522
    @raineblackstar3522 3 роки тому +6

    So you remade and actually recorded it this time! Nice.

  • @Haiderr277
    @Haiderr277 3 роки тому +1

    He is crazy...yet talented

  • @Hypiss
    @Hypiss 3 роки тому +42

    tip : *dont do this if you cant punch wood*
    *or you will ran out of health*

    • @wniawnia
      @wniawnia 3 роки тому +1

      just need enough hearts

    • @Hypiss
      @Hypiss 3 роки тому +1

      @@wniawnia but max is 5

    • @Hypiss
      @Hypiss 3 роки тому +1

      And the min amount to get wood is 3

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 3 роки тому

      @@Hypiss So go level your -wood punching- Logging skill, man

    • @Hypiss
      @Hypiss 3 роки тому

      no

  • @Flqmmable
    @Flqmmable 3 роки тому

    I like it how hes just bored and then he sets his mind to something and becomes actually good at it!

  • @rixaccl
    @rixaccl 3 роки тому +5

    Me just knocking my fists on the tree : //inhales *aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*

  • @almond334
    @almond334 3 роки тому +2

    I like that knife, the one with the cover. Also the new tool (not axe) of course!

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 роки тому +7

    Bore.D : *"Not Axe"*
    Ok I trust you and will not _axe_ you any more questions xD
    Cracking an egg (with family) with a "Not Axe", a bit overkill. But that was an _axe-cellent_ demonstration

  • @frog_2901
    @frog_2901 3 роки тому

    Why r people disliking this? I've watched every single video this man has made and nothing is wrong with it or him. I love this channal and I love all the things he makes, I understand if people don't like cooking but I just think he deserves all the likes in the world, BORE.D is my idol :) 🥰🥰🥰0

  • @SauceSquach
    @SauceSquach 3 роки тому +11

    Hey, what's your graphics card? That thing must have RTX on, bc it's running some high level graphics just for Minecraft.

  • @axemuth1757
    @axemuth1757 3 роки тому

    You are living live at its fullest! You can cook wonderfully and even craftsmanship you can do very well, i admire you 😁

  • @caphe4tui155
    @caphe4tui155 3 роки тому +3

    Imagine killing someone with it and when the cops finds out about the weapon they just say
    "Its cake.... the axe was a lie and so does the cake...."

  • @sibshankarpatra7429
    @sibshankarpatra7429 3 роки тому

    This guy has many talents and I am very impressed.

  • @theresa5059
    @theresa5059 3 роки тому +3

    Yaaay!!! 😃 Hand crafted merchandise! Where do I order? 😁😁😁
    Well done! It looks great! 🥰👍

  • @TheSt0neK1ng
    @TheSt0neK1ng 3 роки тому +1

    I have never wanted a wooden axe in my entire life, even game life. But now, this is beautiful ✨✨🥺✨

  • @nazibasayem2973
    @nazibasayem2973 3 роки тому +6

    I'm just wondering how he managed to go back in time to not forget to press the record button.

  • @borckoloid
    @borckoloid 3 роки тому

    this man takes wooden axe to a whole new level

  • @cherrytomato_
    @cherrytomato_ 3 роки тому +3

    0:29 주먹 안아팠어....? :O

  • @FakeLibra
    @FakeLibra 3 роки тому

    Your channel is so calming and great!! Please continue your lovely content.

  • @kwakdeducc
    @kwakdeducc 3 роки тому +3

    me at 3am:
    2:55

  • @gateauxq4604
    @gateauxq4604 2 роки тому

    That’s going hard for sure-black walnut is brutal to work with, especially only using hand tools. Nice

  • @stopmotionnoob5053
    @stopmotionnoob5053 3 роки тому +3

    Sheesh

  • @floweridragon
    @floweridragon 3 роки тому +1

    This one heart left makes me incredibly anxious ... Btw. Amazing work!

  • @abbymerchant2069
    @abbymerchant2069 3 роки тому

    that oil was magical

  • @meme-yman
    @meme-yman 3 роки тому +1

    This channel went from cooking to wood working

  • @HappyCakeBatter
    @HappyCakeBatter 3 роки тому

    Best kitchen utensil ever ! ❤️💯🔥

  • @clairecruz1325
    @clairecruz1325 3 роки тому

    A man of many talents

  • @Timness
    @Timness 3 роки тому +1

    Wow, you're really talented! All of the effort you put in your videos does not go unnoticed :D

  • @amonlua3494
    @amonlua3494 3 роки тому

    lovely man, when i get my own house i want my kitchen utensils to look a bit fantasy, even if i will use the normal ones just the look of them makes things more fun

  • @streetballer1997
    @streetballer1997 3 роки тому +1

    Its all fun and games till you walk in this dudes house and get Isekai’d

  • @ft_lesserchungus1192
    @ft_lesserchungus1192 3 роки тому

    i love the little detail that punching trees deals selfdamage

  • @-honey-2157
    @-honey-2157 3 роки тому

    This new Minecraft update is sick!
    5 hearts chopping wood with bricks puts you on one heart nice!

  • @KIRUVIYUELLA
    @KIRUVIYUELLA 3 роки тому

    This man is really talented he can cook he can curve and he can even edit

  • @astralakos2085
    @astralakos2085 3 роки тому

    Woaahh this guy has gotten wayy better at this game

  • @lmlvm
    @lmlvm 3 роки тому

    it's a relief that you didn't forget to press the record button this time

  • @KiTA-
    @KiTA- 3 роки тому

    You are literally so talented.

  • @aunicevaldez9554
    @aunicevaldez9554 3 роки тому +1

    This was satisfying to watch

  • @ostermanumbrellaco.7445
    @ostermanumbrellaco.7445 3 роки тому

    this is an item worthy of the cooking mama gods, never will the meats have been so tenderised

  • @SOFTCOCOGIRL
    @SOFTCOCOGIRL 3 роки тому

    Real craftsmanship 😀 💯

  • @jarbackk447
    @jarbackk447 3 роки тому +1

    wow, very underrated mate.

  • @asmolgaytree
    @asmolgaytree 3 роки тому

    Could literally record painting a wall and watching it dry and I'd still be here like "wow, that's awesome" *hits like*

  • @emmahuffman9226
    @emmahuffman9226 3 роки тому

    He’s going to have way to much fun with it

  • @thesmilingscarecrow8556
    @thesmilingscarecrow8556 2 роки тому

    this is probably the only time BORED almost lost all his hearts in a video

  • @Tyleron1
    @Tyleron1 3 роки тому

    Interesting change of pace. I like it.

  • @Evixgma_fax_boom
    @Evixgma_fax_boom 2 роки тому

    This mans a cook and a blacksmith..

  • @vixxi_3512
    @vixxi_3512 3 роки тому +1

    I can’t explain the love I have for this channel 😭

  • @BIONGAFT_PHIGHTING
    @BIONGAFT_PHIGHTING 3 роки тому

    This guy: *making way too cool cooking and crafting recipes*
    Me mixing rice with fish sauce: am I doing something

  • @connorkelesoglou9640
    @connorkelesoglou9640 3 роки тому

    Cooking Axe, I did not expect to see that today. But it is really cool

  • @mayiiee
    @mayiiee 3 роки тому

    here I was thinking it would be a cake but I’m very satisfied from this random not axe

  • @HopperYTRealChannel
    @HopperYTRealChannel 3 роки тому

    Revolutionized Cooking Utensils

  • @cowjockey5958
    @cowjockey5958 3 роки тому

    my guy talented at everything

  • @realpumpkinp1e
    @realpumpkinp1e Рік тому

    This guy just made axe-looking tool only to fry 1 egg. Prob genius.

  • @ruler_of_dcw
    @ruler_of_dcw 3 роки тому

    that's amazing craftsmanship right there man!

  • @thelayargirls3424
    @thelayargirls3424 3 роки тому

    I was having a really bad day and I knew immediately I had to come to ur channel

  • @NightmareBlade10
    @NightmareBlade10 3 роки тому

    3:12 I love how the subtitles say "abduct one future chicken" when he grabbed the egg. That definitely made me laugh!

  • @honeygirl1908
    @honeygirl1908 3 роки тому

    Sabemos que a un apocalipsis, sobrevive 💞😋👏.
    Gracias por la excelente calidad. Muy bien el acabado.

  • @asmaa_vlog_85
    @asmaa_vlog_85 3 роки тому +2

    When I get a notification that you have uploaded a video, my happy time begins 📸❣️🍊♥️🥳😘🥰🤩❤️

  • @misshapen.chicken6352
    @misshapen.chicken6352 3 роки тому

    i like the idea, but PERSONALY i would watch the food videos. but still, good job. one of the best youtubers.

  • @mistini_xd
    @mistini_xd 3 роки тому +1

    i want more crafting videos MORE! it's really like a game, i very like it!

  • @callmelucas
    @callmelucas 3 роки тому

    he is just the MC and there are 0 ppl to argue against it

  • @kendall0987
    @kendall0987 3 роки тому

    This guy is super talented

  • @rosewood4547
    @rosewood4547 3 роки тому +1

    mans a video game character this is his side quest lmao

  • @Louis-nv6jr
    @Louis-nv6jr 2 роки тому

    I didn't know you could use mineral oil to polish wood!
    I'll definitely take note of this for my next wood related projects.