Dave: I have a Family therapy issue. Titus: Good, Good dave open up and heal Dave: I think of Erin as a sexual object Titus: close down dave. priclesss
"Dave never hurts for long. Could be genetic, or the years of pot, or that he burned out his pain receptors when he was eight by hitting himself in the head with a hammer. He finally stopped...after we convinced him he wasn't a nail!"
@thewizard99 ouch, I didn't know about that... But he's such a nice guy... I mean, even after going through the divorce, he's paying for her layer as well, I'm not that nice.
"Does this make me look fat?"
"When you're too fat, I'll let you know. Your stuff will be on the lawn."
LMAO!!!
Amy looks so cute when she smiles!
"Can I get my load back"? Classic.......
When someone says, “I’ll never leave you.” it means that they’re trying to convince themselves of that belief, nothing else.
Dave: I have a Family therapy issue.
Titus: Good, Good dave open up and heal
Dave: I think of Erin as a sexual object
Titus: close down dave.
priclesss
the sad thing is, he was right to not trust her, because she did cheat on him after about 16 years of marriage.
amy's awesome her and dave are the best characters on here.
"YOU MADE ME A DOLPHIN!!"
"Dave never hurts for long. Could be genetic, or the years of pot, or that he burned out his pain receptors when he was eight by hitting himself in the head with a hammer. He finally stopped...after we convinced him he wasn't a nail!"
@dervoss187 The original airdate of the episode is March sixth, so I will celebrate "Tommy Hushed Ken Day" every march sixth from now on :)
YOU MADE ME A DOLPHIN!!!!!
"I would never hurt you and I would never leave you."
And yet that's exactly what happened.
arbknight12 Famous last words. Never make promises you can’t guarantee that you can keep.
One of Ken's greatest lines: when you're too fat I'll let you know; your stuff will be out on the lawn.
imma imma imma FREAK
Shhhh...I'm watching my show.
Erin: "I'll never leave you."
THEY'RE DIVORCED NOW.
where ismy cat?...
he didn't suffer
@thewizard99 ouch, I didn't know about that... But he's such a nice guy... I mean, even after going through the divorce, he's paying for her layer as well, I'm not that nice.
jajajaja "i meditate" WTF!!!!!???
@coyote7272 no i think daves just kinda creepy like that
kurokaze511 Well, he’s into feet and Asian women. I think we’ve met.
4:02 hey i saw her first old man lol
gay fish yo
no they were trying to be funny