MariMari_en drops straight facts for the non Americans in her chat

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  • Опубліковано 27 сер 2024
  • ‪@MARIMARI_EN‬ breaks it to her non-american chatters that the American chatters would mog them
    #marimari_en #vtuberclips

КОМЕНТАРІ • 189

  • @efn5520
    @efn5520 4 місяці тому +308

    we are outgunned, outmanned, outnumbered, outplaned

    • @DurzoBlint178
      @DurzoBlint178 4 місяці тому +14

      Yo I'm gonna NEEED a right hand man

    • @Mdude123456789
      @Mdude123456789 4 місяці тому

      wouldn't matter if it was 1% american we'd still be outgunned

    • @Pancake699
      @Pancake699 3 місяці тому +26

      and outweighed

    • @nananamamana3591
      @nananamamana3591 3 місяці тому +9

      @@Pancake699
      My mobility scooter can support up to 400lbs
      That's me, plus an extra 50lbs of armor, I aint scared of you.

    • @paxshmitz2665
      @paxshmitz2665 3 місяці тому +2

      They’re battering down the Battery check the damages

  • @vek-o
    @vek-o 4 місяці тому +484

    WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅

    • @Insanecorn
      @Insanecorn 3 місяці тому +17

      1000 meters...wtf is a mile

    • @Goolian761
      @Goolian761 3 місяці тому +33

      ​@@Insanecorn5280 feet or 1760 yards.

    • @twanchee206
      @twanchee206 3 місяці тому +1

      RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @Bigdude0444
      @Bigdude0444 3 місяці тому +6

      A kilometer is roughly 1650 washing machines wide from my understanding.

    • @keylimepie3143
      @keylimepie3143 3 місяці тому +5

      The kill o' meter, gauges how many targets you've unalived.

  • @bluephoenix7565
    @bluephoenix7565 4 місяці тому +307

    "so this is America."

  • @Bam_Bizzler
    @Bam_Bizzler 4 місяці тому +160

    Mari mari gives me a bodily disadvantage.
    Not sure what i mean by this but im stickin to it

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 3 місяці тому +6

      you and me both bruva

  • @ogeyrat
    @ogeyrat 4 місяці тому +48

    5 americans guys with Mari Mari is very different from 5 British guys with Mari Mari.

    • @USELESSDCK
      @USELESSDCK 4 місяці тому +10

      It just ain't the same man, the length and the thickness...

  • @welsyee
    @welsyee 3 місяці тому +15

    The slow delivery makes this so much funnier than it has any right to be

  • @dragonhitman1071
    @dragonhitman1071 4 місяці тому +162

    British and aussies can have guns they just cant publicly announce it.

    • @SleekHeroo
      @SleekHeroo 4 місяці тому +39

      Shh!!... don't give away our secrets like that bro

    • @kfcnyancat
      @kfcnyancat 3 місяці тому +11

      IDK about Australia but UK has one of the lowest gun ownership rates in the world.

    • @arclightredux6088
      @arclightredux6088 3 місяці тому +2

      They don't know about all the fishing rods.

    • @varvarith3090
      @varvarith3090 3 місяці тому +7

      Downside of unarmed society: Noone expect you to be armed.
      Upside of unarmed society: Noone expect you to be armed.

    • @mk_gamíng0609
      @mk_gamíng0609 3 місяці тому +6

      Not really true
      It is legal to have something like a UZI in the UK if you have the right licence
      A lot of people do not understand UK gun laws very well , not even people from the UK
      A lot more is legal than people think , it just most cant be bothered to do research

  • @bonthienlanh
    @bonthienlanh 4 місяці тому +83

    America Ya

  • @Chickenbowser
    @Chickenbowser 4 місяці тому +203

    USA! USA! USA! 🦅🦅🦅

    • @SleekHeroo
      @SleekHeroo 4 місяці тому +3

      I LOVE MA SISTER!!

    • @Clown_the_Clown
      @Clown_the_Clown 3 місяці тому +3

      GOD BLESS AMERICA!

    • @SzaraSzarancza
      @SzaraSzarancza 3 місяці тому

      @@Clown_the_Clown What a brainwashed thing to say.

    • @dudebruh8534
      @dudebruh8534 3 місяці тому

      GOD I F*CKING LOVE CORN SYRUP. I WANT MY ENTIRE AGRICULTURE TO REVOLVE AROUND IT.

  • @Ya_Mosura
    @Ya_Mosura 4 місяці тому +124

    So you're saying we just have to wait the yanks out.

    • @kazeryu4834
      @kazeryu4834 4 місяці тому +28

      Darwinism will either solve the problem or make it much much worse. Let’s roll those dice 🎲

    • @InquisitorJack
      @InquisitorJack 4 місяці тому +59

      The violence is in a tiny portion of the landmass of the US, and mostly fatherless behavior. The problem would be solved if the various governments weren’t actively shielding and subsidizing criminals.

    • @MrArgus11111
      @MrArgus11111 4 місяці тому +37

      Every single one of you will be named Muhammed before then. You have other things to worry about.

    • @safexp1018
      @safexp1018 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@InquisitorJackNah, the violence is pretty bad compared to other developed countries.

    • @Knight-Bishop
      @Knight-Bishop 4 місяці тому +16

      ​@@MrArgus11111 Dude thinks he's Vlad the Impaler over here. 😂

  • @CobaltKingSpinx
    @CobaltKingSpinx 4 місяці тому +42

    Billy Hatcher music, very nice

  • @stormstrider
    @stormstrider 4 місяці тому +18

    true facts.
    *tightens bandanna-*

  • @neeN57240
    @neeN57240 3 місяці тому +19

    And there I thought she was gonna say
    "The Americans would win, not only cause there's more of them but also cause they'd just sit on the British and Australians leaving them unable to move until they gave up"
    That would be quite the bodily advantage if you ask me 😂

  • @Elite_agent_Miko
    @Elite_agent_Miko 4 місяці тому +14

    Let's challenge them to a drinking contest instead.

    • @nananamamana3591
      @nananamamana3591 3 місяці тому

      What you forget, is that america has more people, because a lot of people from other places come here.
      UK bros are relying on their irish bros to do their drinking for them, but, we *also* have irish bros, they're just american irish bros. Uk bros *DONT* have fuckin *MEXICAN* bros though, they're lookin at the italian bros like "hey bro, you got this?" meanwhile the Mexibros are already pumping tequila into their veins.
      Think the Aussiebros will win because theyre nasty enough to drink booze out of an old boot? Sorry kiddo, but, you still lose.
      You didn't account for *FLORIDA MAN.*

  • @InquisitorJack
    @InquisitorJack 4 місяці тому +51

    I live in an infringement state and I still have a carry permit. I’d be arrested for carrying my pocket knife in the UK, that I carry around everywhere including work.
    The Brits and Roos don’t want to try their luck with the Burgers

    • @benjaminhobbs1026
      @benjaminhobbs1026 4 місяці тому +2

      you can carry a pocket knife around in the uk

    • @chumpcribs1241
      @chumpcribs1241 4 місяці тому +25

      ⁠@@benjaminhobbs1026 not for self defense you can’t, you’ll be arrested for it

    • @benjaminhobbs1026
      @benjaminhobbs1026 4 місяці тому +3

      only if you intend to use it as a self defence weapon. it's perfectly legal to carry a 3 inch pocket knife without the intention of using it as a self defence weapon and then use it to defend yourself if you get mugged or whatever

    • @captainanon6849
      @captainanon6849 4 місяці тому +6

      @@benjaminhobbs1026I don’t understand. If you’re carrying a knife and use it in self defense, doesn’t that prove you were carrying it for self defense? What other reason could you claim for carrying around a 3-inch blade?

    • @benjaminhobbs1026
      @benjaminhobbs1026 4 місяці тому +2

      @@captainanon6849 it's a matter of intent. you dont need a reason to carry a 3 inch blade, it's legal, but it's illegal to carry one with the intent or using it for self defence (the same is true for any object though). because your intent is not to use it as a means of self defence, if you got attacked and used it it would be fine (assuming reasonable force etc) much like if you used an umbrella as a weapon etc.

  • @BlueLoveYT
    @BlueLoveYT 3 місяці тому +5

    The Billy Hatcher music makes this funnier

  • @garfieldandfriends1
    @garfieldandfriends1 4 місяці тому +6

    _Today is Friday, in California_

  • @DUCKSWAYBOBWEAVE
    @DUCKSWAYBOBWEAVE 3 місяці тому +7

    My 9 goes MariMari

  • @WAAAAAAGH
    @WAAAAAAGH 3 місяці тому +4

    I'm willing to bet that I have Vegas odds on my street consisting of only 8 houses having more guns than the entirety of mari's UK audience alone. How? How do brits cope with such an existence?

    • @nananamamana3591
      @nananamamana3591 3 місяці тому

      They get really good with knives.
      Ya know. Like weirdos.

  • @1stDRAGonLINE
    @1stDRAGonLINE 4 місяці тому +6

    Can't argue with that.

  • @serenity4330
    @serenity4330 3 місяці тому +2

    Kilometer? All I know is burgers by eagles!!!

  • @henrysullivan6341
    @henrysullivan6341 3 місяці тому +4

    The British regeister knives
    The Australians register Nerf guns
    The Americans register whatever we get caught with

  • @Welterino
    @Welterino 4 місяці тому +8

    That is correct.

  • @Chaoszwaihander3434
    @Chaoszwaihander3434 4 місяці тому +11

    I'll just challenge them to a small jog

    • @wtfdidijustwatch1017
      @wtfdidijustwatch1017 3 місяці тому +5

      We have the most gold medals in Olympics you are not outrunning us

    • @dudebruh8534
      @dudebruh8534 3 місяці тому +3

      Bullets are faster than anything in the animal kingdom. I thought we established that?

    • @icebox1954
      @icebox1954 Місяць тому

      ​@@wtfdidijustwatch1017Sure bud. The imported black people have those. You can only win anything by importing better races to work for you. Not a real win.

    • @scrittle
      @scrittle День тому

      Look at these Americans trying to match a fraction of our cardio physique!

  • @99onone50
    @99onone50 4 місяці тому +5

    nah, i'd win.

  • @Steven-vt1ok
    @Steven-vt1ok 4 дні тому

    Perfectly cut

  • @TurntBucket
    @TurntBucket 4 місяці тому +12

    I like how I come across a lot of random vtubers and a good amount of them are based.

  • @TheFuriousMulatto
    @TheFuriousMulatto 4 місяці тому +27

    Imagine not being an American

    • @imatiu
      @imatiu 4 місяці тому +7

      Imagine eating lunch food in school without lead.

    • @blacksun3884
      @blacksun3884 4 місяці тому +13

      Impossible. Every nation on earth is America.

    • @morrisoy
      @morrisoy 4 місяці тому +5

      @@imatiulead is an all natural, calorie free sweetener bud

    • @imatiu
      @imatiu 4 місяці тому +4

      @@morrisoy Well that is a lie, otherwise USA's obesity rates would not be above 40%, which they are.
      It is also estimated that lead has lowered the collective IQ of USA by about 824 million points since the 1940s.
      So even if it was truth, I reather have regular sugar and exercise thank you very much.

    • @morrisoy
      @morrisoy 4 місяці тому

      @@imatiu do you have autism? genuinely asking

  • @Asdayasman
    @Asdayasman 3 місяці тому +4

    3:2 sounds like an unfair fight to be honest, get those Yanks some reinforcement.
    Make it so there are twice as many Americans and it might stop being easy. That way each one has a buddy to help pull their blubbery mass out of the armchair.

    • @SchemingGoldberg
      @SchemingGoldberg 3 місяці тому

      You're lucky that the Americans are incapable of heaving their 500 pound bodies off of their couch, otherwise they'd be very upset at you!

  • @Furluge
    @Furluge 2 місяці тому

    captain_skelebones: I have SOOOO many GUNS.

  • @SW.Wallace
    @SW.Wallace 3 місяці тому +1

    There needs to be a bill passed and renamed freedom units

    • @SzaraSzarancza
      @SzaraSzarancza 3 місяці тому

      How do these units convert to Nigerian Naira?

  • @Mondoness
    @Mondoness 3 місяці тому +1

    I got a glock in my rari

  • @americanslav2262
    @americanslav2262 3 місяці тому +8

    Fuck around and find out America’s home to a lot of meme states like Florida, Texas, Alabama, Ohio etc

    • @adurrezzak
      @adurrezzak 3 місяці тому

      Ahhh yes! Inbreeding

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion 2 місяці тому

    We’d still win in an all-out fight to the death even if we weren’t in the majority. You have no idea how much firepower even the average casual American can field on demand.

  • @CosmicFearUkulele
    @CosmicFearUkulele 3 місяці тому +1

    Idk man, them Aussies seems built different

    • @JollyOldCanuck
      @JollyOldCanuck 2 місяці тому

      The Aussies would release a plague of cane toads and venomous spiders.

  • @samuelbahij4878
    @samuelbahij4878 2 місяці тому

    "More likely" is an understatement, there are more guns in this country than people

  • @liasIias
    @liasIias 4 місяці тому +1

    Imagine getting dojyaaan'ed in chat.

    • @nananamamana3591
      @nananamamana3591 3 місяці тому +1

      Couldn't be me, bro, I aint no Zepelli and my legs work just fine.

  • @cvf4ever
    @cvf4ever 7 днів тому

    fair, but americans have huge hitboxes, so it's easy to hit

  • @giominus7402
    @giominus7402 2 місяці тому

    BASED AND REAL. 🦅🗽

  • @silvergalaxie
    @silvergalaxie 3 місяці тому

    love this. she's rarely correct,tho still fun

  • @masterchief6472
    @masterchief6472 3 місяці тому +1

    Sure wish i knew which stream this was clipped from

  • @tsutl84
    @tsutl84 2 місяці тому

    I mean she's not wrong...

  • @joeowensby3997
    @joeowensby3997 4 місяці тому +3

    God Bless America!

  • @Yawnz2
    @Yawnz2 4 місяці тому +8

    Statistically speaking, she had a point. We also got alot of fat people tho 🤔

    • @PaulBen19
      @PaulBen19 4 місяці тому +1

      Fat person with a gun is still very lethal than another fat person without a gun

    • @PaulBen19
      @PaulBen19 3 місяці тому

      Fat person with a gun is still more lethal than a fat person without a gun.

    • @SchemingGoldberg
      @SchemingGoldberg 3 місяці тому +2

      More body mass for kamikazi attacks? 🤔

  • @Sakkyun
    @Sakkyun 4 місяці тому +3

    KKonaW

  • @zeraphos5586
    @zeraphos5586 3 місяці тому

    Nah Id Win.

  • @UwU-xk5cx
    @UwU-xk5cx 3 місяці тому

    I wonder if the Brits and Aussies rlly do form the biggest part of the non 'murican audience or if she just chose 2 of the other 3 relevant english speaking countries

  • @olofskivarp
    @olofskivarp 3 місяці тому

    Yeah, but on the other side are Australians, so...

  • @TheJchio
    @TheJchio 4 місяці тому +3

    Its ChewsDay init

  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 3 місяці тому

    we brita can't beat America... they have more englands and Londons than us

  • @art_00000
    @art_00000 4 місяці тому +4

    They aren't scared of shooting themselves either

  • @joesashiify
    @joesashiify 4 місяці тому

    Yee.

  • @harveyhans
    @harveyhans 4 місяці тому +1

    australia has i did a thing ig

  • @jamesmccomb9525
    @jamesmccomb9525 3 місяці тому +2

    This is my first exposure to this person and I'm already annoyed, because they thought they were revealing something new to people. The world isn't ignorant about America in the slightest.

    • @txchia
      @txchia 2 місяці тому +3

      ???

    • @scrittle
      @scrittle День тому

      I'm an outsider but I'm familiar enough with streaming to recognise she's only trying to spike active conversation.

  • @ChronicallyUnlucky
    @ChronicallyUnlucky 4 місяці тому +1

    Amen

  • @couragew6260
    @couragew6260 3 місяці тому

    Can I have some context for why Mari needed to bring this to her chat? For fun or was a chatter being stupid

  • @ogueyratogeyrat7448
    @ogueyratogeyrat7448 3 місяці тому +1

    But they really scare to use it unless they black 💀

  • @StardustSynchron
    @StardustSynchron 4 місяці тому +1

    🫡🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

  • @Gnarfendorf
    @Gnarfendorf 3 місяці тому

    Too bad duels on the internet are fought with brains, not guns. So americans loose by default.

    • @Squeaky245
      @Squeaky245 Місяць тому

      You can't even spell 'lose' correctly. I don't think your brains'll be winning you any Internet arguments any time soon.

  • @STANDALONECOMPLEX9
    @STANDALONECOMPLEX9 3 місяці тому +2

    🇺🇲😎

  • @Angrenost02
    @Angrenost02 3 місяці тому

    ... that's not how a duel works.
    Ahhh, americans...

    • @nananamamana3591
      @nananamamana3591 3 місяці тому

      You're right.
      If you, the challenger, challenge an American to a duel, then by the rules of *most* duels, the *challenged* gets to decide what weapon is used.
      So, do you wanna do this like Andrew "I shoot mother fuckers dead" Jackson, where I choose a gun you've got no idea how to use? Or, do with do this like Abraham "I'll duel you with feces, and only feces" Lincoln?

  • @velo_GG
    @velo_GG 4 місяці тому +8

    i think youre supposed to clip funny parts😴