The message that an alien empire has claimed one of your systems is just a switch in stellaris players brains that makes war crimes seem quite reasonable
*Random empire that is pathetic in every category claims some random system where the only resource is a 1 energy stat star* "This is an insult that calls for some non-existent neighbors"
"You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" Unless you are capable of great violence. If you are not capable of violence, You're not peaceful, You're harmless."
“When a man is strong, he can make peace as he likes. But when he is weak, a strong man will come and do what he wants with him.” -Vlad “The Impaler” Dracula
“I’m going to be diplomatic in this game. I will declare war on no one.” _”Though it rightfully belongs to us, [X] has laid claim to the [Y] system!”_ *_” B U R N I N H O L Y F I R E “_*
I just take a hold of the council, make me alone the council, drown them in denoucements and then just steamroll them. You shame them, then kill them. So the others learn what to expect.
Exactly, they are afraid of us because those lizard men know that we know that they exist and have infiltrated our governments and have used their influence to try to take down the video!
Because that is exactly how you start a genocidal campaign: start de-humanizing your target... Soon "good citizens" will have no issues killing them. And oh, we have seen it before...
As Jack Handey once said "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it"
"I'll try being diplomatic this game..." *A few moments later* "BURN IN HOLY FIRE!" "ABANDON PEACE! KNOW ONLY WAR!" "DESTROY THIS HERESY!" "Sure, I'll trade for a few more minerals" "NO MERCY NO RESPITE!"
@Jack Donaldson The Beast was pretty close tho, with how he sieged Terra with a weaponized moon that was supposed to work as a teleporter.... To teleport the world of Ulanor (yes, that planet) right on the face of Terra
Imagine that 3000 years into the future humans are using this song as an ancient anthem of humanity in their wars against space bugs. Would you like to know more?
Actually absolute peace and absolute pacifism is about wiping all life everywhere and ceasing from everything, every action. - Widespread Sterilization of all germs and lifeforms - That's why they say: rest in peace... peace is literally final death. (Btw, from point of view - hippies are the baddest hardcorest villains of them all) ... That what you mean is about ethics and anti-violence.
I just made a similar observation yesterday. I'm trying to make fearful isolationists, but all the xeno dialogue options have to do with threats and revulsion. I guess the mechanic works, it's just annoying for my RP purposes.
The astrates have worked along side the eldar so many times know thst yvraine helped out on cadia. At this point the only thing stopping an alliance is the crappy administratum. To put it in perspective, the black templars have worked with them almost as much if not more than the ultramarines who win everything by default. The eldar are probably the best ally humanity has, and they got a fully intact religion to move to so people don't lorgar.
@@Aceshot-uu7yx"fully intact religion" Look all they have left is a litteral clown, an Emprisoned Milf, a shattered angry Punching ball, and "Awaken my master", i dont call that intact lol
And the scientists who discovered those aliens. They're not dumb and know how any significantly advanced civilization is a threat to literally everyone else. When was the last time someone carefully displaced all the anthills from a future construction site, so that ant colonies wouldn't be harmed? Why should this civilization care what we do as they build their Dyson sphere around our Sun?
I had a blossoming little nation of 12 worlds, 5 ring worlds and 6 station habitats. Then 3 empires of Xenos made a pact to conquer the Galaxy together. I was the last to fall, overwhelmed by an entire galaxy spamming military my direction. On that day I learned that peace can never be an option.
@@construtordemundos3420 The issue was I spent all my metal building ring worlds and shit I didn't fully populate. While the entire galaxy focused on ship production, aimed at me. I wasted my resources.
@@willichtenstein7071 rip, I built citadels at all my border systems before starting superstructures. I mean I was already much more advanced than the rest of the galaxy, I did it because I really fear Fallen Empires.
You should have fortified all your laylines connecting your stars to theirs and let them grind against you then make a full out attack against them and then extreminate then
O'Brien: "There are rules Garak, even in war." Garak: "Correction. Humans have rules in war. Rules that make a war more difficult to win, in my opinion"
I used to think that it was bad that you played xenophobic since everyone hated you. After four runs I realized everyone hated me anyways. God Emperor bless us, for our aim is true.
What's funny about this is that when I tried to purge aliens in my empire, my energy production from jobs started fucking tanking like hell, and so did several other resources... so I instead moved them all to a penal colony as slaves, dooming their species to an even worse fate than extermination. I love this game so much
Either turn them into living battery or inflict upon them worse possible disease with genetic engineering. It's funny to see them cause havoc every few years in foreign empire.
Human race to human race : -YO GUYS WE FOUND OTHER LIFE FORMS -and? -That means we don’t have to hate and kill each other anymore, let’s just kill them instead! -YAEH
If I learned anything about this new generation is that half just want people angry at them for attention while the other half are ignorant and don't want to learn anything.
Well technically, the Geneva conventions' rules only apply when both sides are signatories or abide by them. So as soon as the alien combatant uses a flamethrower, gas, germ warfare, targets a hospital, hides among civilians (his own or ours), display a red cross on a white field without it being a hospital etc. then we can obey the conventions while we nuke the aliens into the stone age
I love how my first play through I was a egalitarian and a xenophile surrounded by slavers and xenophobes so I was a liberator, after conquering my neighbors my empire had too many pops and I couldn’t sustain them well. So in my second play through I’m playing as a xenophobic slaver imperium and it’s working out better so... I think paradox supports the purging of alien species
@@chronusx877 It really depends on what you're trying to accomplish, xenophobes dislike migration treaties so if you opt for the terraforming route it's worse early game but better late game
I once tried to play a faction of benevolent peacekeepers dedicated to galactic peace. I can proudly say that after vassaling or exterminating the entire galaxy, its become significantly more peaceful.
Every time I have doubts about Humanity’s future, I simply come back to this video to reassure myself about our inevitable galactic dominance. And always remember: Humanity First And Only.
And later when they join a Federation of surviving empires hostile to you: "And I just keep getting reminded of my failures!" "You mean your failure at killing us, or just in general?"
When the last of them confronts you on another world decades later and fulfills an ancient prophecy to ascend past his limits and defeat you then let's you live because he enjoyed fighting you and wants to do it again some time but you betray him so he kills you and leaves you to die on an exploding planet that you made explode and then you get cyborg implants from your daddy only to get cut apart by a time traveling half breed, disintegrated, sent to hell where you get strung up by a bunch of fluffy animals in a cocoon only to be resurrected many more decades later to do the same thing all over again and then fight in a tournament with him to save your universe from Annihilation at the hands of some melon headed infant gods.
"I always play as a warlord, maybe I'll try playing as a pacifist this time around" *10 years later BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Quick Edit: I'm all about Nurgle, actually; IN THE GARDEN OF NURGLE, DEATH IS ONLY THE BEGINNING
Stellaris: Where the Geneva Convention becomes the Geneva Suggestion Edit: My comment section has enlightened me further, So shall it be deemed "Suggestion". The Emperor Protects.
Alien Empire: "Do not think to challenge us, inferior species!" My Intergalactic Human Empire: "The universe has denied us and therefore everything that is unlike us must be purged."
*_"I liked him the moment my visor's targeting reticules locked onto him; both piety and hate echoed in his every word."_* _~ Reclusiarch Grimaldus, Black Templars_
Grimaldus embodies what it means to be a black templar more than anyone else. Hes grim, loves a good fight, and will die in good spirit while taking all of the emperors enemies with him.
I'm sure all the exchange above me here neatly breaks down an entire College semester of philosophy and history.. though I am not sure how it would be titled
pov: you are an alien coming to earth. wanting to sample what humans are like, you connect to their "internet" and search up "humans and aliens." this pops up first for whatever reason, and you watch this video
"Hmm....these "christians" are pretty racist.....land the 1k strength army, we are gonna assimilate them, cant be racist if they are part of the machine intelligence"
@@killswitch_-ud7kf 5 minutes later: Unimatrix 4751 has decided to nuke itself after assimilating several Christians including their priests. Reasons: Does not compute, Fatal logic error. Do not attempt contact with Humans, the entire species and all their planets are cursed.
@@phantomwraith1984 When The Theocratic Galactic government notice the abnormalities in the Galactic Mechanoid Empire: hmmm, why do our symbols and belief system being used by these primitive species? Can someone call yashua for me, he got some explaining to do.
The accuracy of this video is unreal. I've never even played anything related to 40K before and the very first thing I did was form the Imperium and go on a genocidal rampage across the galaxy,
@@kesorangutan6170 it’s also like that in other universes like Star Wars. Like how some humans born on Coruscant will view themselves as superior to those born on Corellia or the outer rim. Or in 40k where there’s a divide between space marines born on Terra and those born on their primarch’s homeworld.
@@LAV-III It's also like that on earth. Where the people living in cities think they are better more moral people and the rural folk are bumpkin undesirable backwards bigots and racists.
+elektron117 Isn't Slaaneshmas the one day where you heretics _don't_ do that debased hedonistic grox-manure? Or is it just that you do it exclusively to xenos instead?
i’m that one stellaris player who makes joke nations. i made owl nazis (the owlyan race) and chose one of the human name generators *sees planet in home system* oh. new jerusalem. that’s ironic *scrolls over planet. sees it’s a gas giant* OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE
If it's an actual quote, I would disagree. I can see bad actors taking advantage of the alien invasion to take out their rivals, much like what happened to many Bronze Age civilisations when the Sea People attacked them.
@@gators2728 Name giving to one of the barbarian invasions that helped cause the collapse of the Bronze Age Civilisations......we dont know much about them thats why they arent more well known
"If you were given the choice, why do you still want to be the good guy" "Because being evil makes me feel bad" Stellaris players: Awkwardly looks away while causing a mass genocide on an entire species
Super late but... Stellaris player: Well I guess even a complete dick has feelings too... **in the background more civilizations are being wiped out because (poorly thoughout) reasons**
"Well I'd love to feel bad about it-" [Planet killer goes off in the background.] "-but I can't get five years without some crisis happening and no one is willing to STAY peaceful with me. Frankly at this point I'm out of patience."
Tried being friendly, neighbor civilization became assholes, claimed a star system, declared war, made a mess, soooooo my entire economy turned towards war and complete annihilation of said species. And their shit.
The “it’s really in this year” quote makes me imagine humanity just exterminating everyone for a year because they felt like it, then become pacifist the next year.
if they are humanoid, maybe let them off with terrible living conditions. other then that, purge anything that breathes (or decomposes, or makes energy from sunlight, or is a rock) that is also an alien!
IoM : "Rejoice, brothers and sisters, for we have come to save you..." Federation : "Hurray, it's the Imperium of Man!" IoM : "FROM YOURSELVES!" Federation : "Oh no, it's the Imperium of Man..."
“Is that a fleet coming towards our solar system Humans?” “No no no, they’re traveling to go deal with a pest control problem...” “Ok good day then.” “Yes yes good day, (prep the superweapon for full planet destruction)”
After a certain point into the game I couldn’t be bothered with conquering planets so I just made a super weapon and blew up every planet I came across
Aliens: you spent 1000s of years killing each other why? Humans: Practice
Never underestimate our ability to find new ways of Killing eachother.
@@khnelli4918 we started with throwing rocks.
We ended with throwing rocks really fast that it tears the fabric of reality.
@@jamescawl6904 And we ain't even done yet...
@@Ronald98 We will never be done.
The Ultimate dakka will always br out of our grasp.
@@jamescawl6904 *ULTIMATE* *DAKKA*
They are called "Human Rights" for a reason.
RIGHT
This made me laugh out loud.
Humans, right?
oof
The human right to BURN ALL OTHER RACES TO DUST
Cant be crimes against Humanity if they're not Humans.
Give this man a succesor chapter
I don’t recall them ever signing the Geneva Convention and i’m pretty sure human rights don’t apply to them either.
B U R N T H E H E R E T I C S
Their existence is a crime against Humanity
The salamnders summed up in one sentence
Another comment that deserves 40K likes!
The message that an alien empire has claimed one of your systems is just a switch in stellaris players brains that makes war crimes seem quite reasonable
They are called "HUMAN rights" for a reason
*Random empire that is pathetic in every category claims some random system where the only resource is a 1 energy stat star*
"This is an insult that calls for some non-existent neighbors"
@@pyro111100 this sound like space dwarves with a book of grudges
Random neighbor Empire: "we want the X system"
Me, a militarist Empire: *"COME AND TAKE IT"*
@@rodzioh3395 once, the Imperium of Man claimed many of my materialist space bird's systems, but didn't carry it through.
This feels like a kindergarden song in WH40K Universe
You summed it up perfectly!
Yes
In 40k there is no kindergarden. Only War
@@mightykanohii its called a scout company basicaly toddlers by astartes standards
@@notaheretic6675 The Boy Scouts xD
"I'll be a diplomat"
*7 years later*
"ABANDON REASON! KNOW ONLY WAR!"
FOR THE EMPEROR
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Me:Begin to survey the galaxy
*devouring swarm appears at my borders*
ME:FOR THE EMPEROR!LET NONE OF THESE MUNCHERS SURVIVE!
Let the galaxy burn!
@@gwenthegigachadess5157 You dare insinuate the burning of the emperors galaxy, the inquisition will have your head for that heretic!
Soldier: Sir, 20,000 Xeno ships approaching! What should we do?
Commander: ... Fix Bayonets.
THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID!
Dam right OORAH
And some say that there are still holdouts on the chunks of Cadia.
Hanz... Get the shovel...
@@ErnestAutist wrong regiment
"You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" Unless you are capable of great violence. If you are not capable of violence, You're not peaceful, You're harmless."
I will take that phrase for further use.
@@royaltyfree9607 actually the quote was first used by Stef Starkgaryen. Perhaps Jordan used the quote but it was not originally his.
@@qui-gonjinn3322 go ahead, it's not mine, it's a quote by Stef Starkgaryen
“When a man is strong, he can make peace as he likes. But when he is weak, a strong man will come and do what he wants with him.”
-Vlad “The Impaler” Dracula
@@RedWizrobe Dracul*
“I’m going to be diplomatic in this game. I will declare war on no one.”
_”Though it rightfully belongs to us, [X] has laid claim to the [Y] system!”_
*_” B U R N I N H O L Y F I R E “_*
"Y'see, that's a system I'm very attached to- and you're declaring war! wonderful! have fun with that starhold! and that citadel!"
I just take a hold of the council, make me alone the council, drown them in denoucements and then just steamroll them.
You shame them, then kill them. So the others learn what to expect.
Anyone who plays pacifist is a coward
*I will die a thousand deaths before I yield.*
Play as an avid assimilated instead so you don’t need to listen to claims. They become you.
Remember; its not a war crime if they're xenos, they signed no Geneva convention!
its not genocide, its pesticide
Smart
TBF, you can't forget if you don't exist.
It is not a war crime if you win
it aint a crime against humanity if they aint human
Proof that aliens exist:
How else could the original video get flagged for "hate speech"?
Exactly, they are afraid of us because those lizard men know that we know that they exist and have infiltrated our governments and have used their influence to try to take down the video!
what id happening here xD
Because that is exactly how you start a genocidal campaign: start de-humanizing your target... Soon "good citizens" will have no issues killing them. And oh, we have seen it before...
@@Ericobioas Fuck xenos. The Emperor of man has taught us better than that...
We we're joking around about conspiracy theorists.
As Jack Handey once said "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it"
Sounds like skill issue for me
and it will be glorious
Humans to Dodos
With enemies you know where you stand, but with a Neutral you never know...
"I'll try being diplomatic this game..."
*A few moments later*
"BURN IN HOLY FIRE!"
"ABANDON PEACE! KNOW ONLY WAR!"
"DESTROY THIS HERESY!"
"Sure, I'll trade for a few more minerals"
"NO MERCY NO RESPITE!"
Yeah ur jzst bad
Yes exactly
Gotta get that alien kush man
Warhammer references are great
You forgot one brother
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
Let's celebrate what unites us all together, *xenophobia.*
Merry slaaneshmas
Khornemas/Nurglemas actually share the same time (red/green theme, amiright?)
Have a great horned rat day
40kanon hey... joke aside, this is quite true. What unites mankind would be another enemy beyond mankind itself.
uniting by purifying other races, what a great idea!
I want to be a pacifist, I really do... But the God Emperor of Man has taught me better than that.
For the Emperor!!!!
Xenophobic isolationists, everyone thinks you're gonna be passive, change the pacifism to militant out of nowhere and just curb stomp everything
AHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH, FOR THE EMPEROR! KILL THE HERETICS! BURN IN HOLY HELLFIRE!
@Jack Donaldson but if he is a skeleton, how can you kill him? checkmate heretic!
@Jack Donaldson The Beast was pretty close tho, with how he sieged Terra with a weaponized moon that was supposed to work as a teleporter.... To teleport the world of Ulanor (yes, that planet) right on the face of Terra
Imagine that 3000 years into the future humans are using this song as an ancient anthem of humanity in their wars against space bugs.
Would you like to know more?
Glorious. I would like to know more.
I just hope this time, we succed against the Qu
@@humanityfirst8115 I’m doing my part
@@sangay9361 Comment is over a year old and you beat me to saying this, by only 12 hours 😂😭😂
30000 maybe
I'll become a pacifist after they're all dead.
Actually absolute peace and absolute pacifism is about wiping all life everywhere and ceasing from everything, every action. - Widespread Sterilization of all germs and lifeforms - That's why they say: rest in peace... peace is literally final death. (Btw, from point of view - hippies are the baddest hardcorest villains of them all) ... That what you mean is about ethics and anti-violence.
Oh, and if you kill them all, it's just you, with your own monolog till eternity. Have fun with that. ;)
WE WILL HAVE PEACE WHEN OUR ENMEYS ARE IN PEACES
@@WIZARDcz1 Isn't that the plot of Mass Effect AND Halo?
@@Lark88 basically yes, but also no.
I don’t understand why it’s called xenophobic
A phobia is an intense and irrational fear
I don’t fear Xenos
Xenos fear me
agreed
This
Not phobia, *disgust*
I just made a similar observation yesterday. I'm trying to make fearful isolationists, but all the xeno dialogue options have to do with threats and revulsion. I guess the mechanic works, it's just annoying for my RP purposes.
Space Racism
I’m having problems with my game around the 3/4 of my run, my most trusted and loyal son suddenly betrays me.
Lord Inquisitor Shadowlord then place my body on a golden throne
@Tactical Bacon Oh no.
@Tactical BaconRemember to declare a daily sacrifice of 1000 souls while speeding up time for, I dunno, tens of thousands of cycles? Tops?
You know I think I know that feeling..
Tactical Bacon don't forget to install a text to speech device first
"Sir, theyre welcoming us with gifts and love"
"Fkn savages. Prep the fleet for Exterminatus"
The astrates have worked along side the eldar so many times know thst yvraine helped out on cadia. At this point the only thing stopping an alliance is the crappy administratum. To put it in perspective, the black templars have worked with them almost as much if not more than the ultramarines who win everything by default. The eldar are probably the best ally humanity has, and they got a fully intact religion to move to so people don't lorgar.
@@Aceshot-uu7yx There are only two problems with your idea. They're aliens, and you're a heretic.
@@Aceshot-uu7yx"fully intact religion"
Look all they have left is a litteral clown, an Emprisoned Milf, a shattered angry Punching ball, and "Awaken my master", i dont call that intact lol
and is the IoM any intact@@Freedmoon44
there savages, savages
Alien: What do you call a group of aliens?
Human with a shotgun: An Infestation.
TFS reference! 🤣
A group of aliens, at least in my language, is called a Kolan
@@scoot.112 Aha! We found more xenos, READY THE EXTERMINATUS
@@obiwankenobi3574 AH SHIT OH NO
@@scoot.112 *SHIELD*
You okay?
Personally i only look human
But i got the skills of a 100 of them
So get out of here quick!
"This Xcom game looks amazing, I'll ty it out just for fun"
*400 hours later* :
Yea stellaris eats time... Can't play it unless you have hours to spare and then only an alarm will make u realise the time
@@joshuaphillips3999 need time to purge the galaxy
@@joshuaphillips3999 Same with Total War Warhammer
Lmao same here.
@@joshuaphillips3999 Same with Total War.
You'll go to bed strategizing your next actions and thinking about your borders.
It's not genocide, it's pesticide.
THIS IS NOT A WAR
THIS IS PEST CONTROL
@@bificommander on a serious note, this is exactly how Nazi's conducted their genocide along with using pesticide as weapon.
@@batukhan1 meh they call it human rights for a reason
Edit:Holy shit that is alot of likes
Hey hey people
bificommander THIS IS NOT WAR
THIS IS CYBERBULLYING
Killing Xenos isn't "Murder"
It's called "Pest Control".
For Terra,and the Emperor!!!
Warhammer 40k fans: 🤓🤓
@@xboy1064alright heretic
FOR THE EMPEROR
"This isn't war! It's PEST CONTROL!" Daleks
my oversized moths watching these "supersoldiers": get the can openers..
Scientists: Discover Aliens
Normal people: I hope we can learn from them and life together in peace
Stelaris players:
Don't forget 40K players.
And XCOM players
40K
@@captain-generalothinus3640 do you think they dont play stellaris eventually both sides will learn eachother at one point
And the scientists who discovered those aliens.
They're not dumb and know how any significantly advanced civilization is a threat to literally everyone else.
When was the last time someone carefully displaced all the anthills from a future construction site, so that ant colonies wouldn't be harmed? Why should this civilization care what we do as they build their Dyson sphere around our Sun?
I had a blossoming little nation of 12 worlds, 5 ring worlds and 6 station habitats. Then 3 empires of Xenos made a pact to conquer the Galaxy together. I was the last to fall, overwhelmed by an entire galaxy spamming military my direction. On that day I learned that peace can never be an option.
You should have fortified key choke point systems to prevent them from ever entering your empire. An eternal bastion of freedom in cold dark galaxy.
@@construtordemundos3420 The issue was I spent all my metal building ring worlds and shit I didn't fully populate. While the entire galaxy focused on ship production, aimed at me. I wasted my resources.
@@willichtenstein7071 rip, I built citadels at all my border systems before starting superstructures. I mean I was already much more advanced than the rest of the galaxy, I did it because I really fear Fallen Empires.
@@construtordemundos3420 And now we're having the War for Armageddon all over again.
You should have fortified all your laylines connecting your stars to theirs and let them grind against you then make a full out attack against them and then extreminate then
“Ding Dong your race is wrong”
“Ding Dong, your race ain’t Human”
"Ding Dong your species is gone"
The imperium of man endorsed all these comments
Splish splash your ideology is trash
You spelled *gone* wrong, mate
O'Brien: "There are rules Garak, even in war."
Garak: "Correction. Humans have rules in war. Rules that make a war more difficult to win, in my opinion"
DS9 reference... Based
If it weren't for Garak the Federation would have lost.
I wonder what Garak would have thought of the Imperium of Man. lol
Good men have no need for rules, and now is not the time for you to find out why we have so many.
The song just fits perfectly for the game. Or rather, the game fits perfectly for the song, because the song is much much older.
Yeah it sums up the game...
"Reality is funny."-Rogal Dorn
tts refrence?
Yes, No, maybe.
Yes.
I don't know. Can you repeat the question?
Listen man, all Im sayin' is that aliens DID NOT sign the geneva convention.
It's not a war crime if they aren't people.
Humanity first. #xenocide
I'm pretty sure the Geneva convention only applies to humans anyway.
Yeah and we shot the ones that did
Amen! Mustard gas is back on boys!
Brother, get the Flamer. The HEAVY. FLAMER.
Warhammer 40k: The Musical
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I would pay to see that
Ya that sounds cool
Sorry, not grimdark enough
I used to think that it was bad that you played xenophobic since everyone hated you. After four runs I realized everyone hated me anyways. God Emperor bless us, for our aim is true.
Humanity: **Discovers Aliens**
Humanity: "So you have chosen Death!"
Don't slander Saruman.
@OHGAS cannibalism humanoid hybrid bioengineering
Bloodlyshiva Saruman isn’t even human, he is closer to a fallen angel than anything resembling one of the humans of Arda
ua-cam.com/video/KaqC5FnvAEc/v-deo.html
Well... If they will be good guys... Nevermind, BURN THESE XENOS!
That soundtrack needs to be sent on a Voyager probe.
Look at the night sky and show me a red star.
What a great first impression...
this sounds like a genius idea
Souds good but that is a really bad idea.
(An alien probe was found it delivered this message: ua-cam.com/video/O1CQ7Vwz8Eo/v-deo.html)
Tomáš Zummer can't get that link to work
edit: just did and damn that's funny
that wasn't where it was supposed to take me
It's not a crime against humanity if they're technically non-humans, right?
Yes guardsmen, *NOW PREPARE FOR THE ENCOUNTER WITH THE GREEN SKINS, FOR THE EMPEROR!*
we will have PEACE when our enemy’s are in PEACES
Suffer Not The Xenos To Live!!! FOR DORN, FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It is still a war crime. Also in Star trek they expanded it to "crimes against sentient beings" just to keep ahead of that sort of rhetoric.
What's funny about this is that when I tried to purge aliens in my empire, my energy production from jobs started fucking tanking like hell, and so did several other resources... so I instead moved them all to a penal colony as slaves, dooming their species to an even worse fate than extermination. I love this game so much
That’s hilarious
@@ninetails6218 Quite. I find comedy in the death of all xenos, and their torture.
Either turn them into living battery or inflict upon them worse possible disease with genetic engineering. It's funny to see them cause havoc every few years in foreign empire.
Рациональное распределение ресурсов
Human race to human race : -YO GUYS WE FOUND OTHER LIFE FORMS
-and?
-That means we don’t have to hate and kill each other anymore, let’s just kill them instead!
-YAEH
Humanity in a nutshell
The only way to get humans to stop hating each other is an extraterrestrial threat
"oh shit we found a new type of snail. let's kill em'"
nothing bonds people together more then something everyone can hate
let's celebrate what unites us all, xenophobia - Ahriman
Alien genocide isn't scifi, it's sciFUN
Good one
Give this man a medal
😂
Give the man some milk
If I learned anything about this new generation is that half just want people angry at them for attention while the other half are ignorant and don't want to learn anything.
Xenophiles: Nooo, you can't do that! What about the Geneva Conventions?!
Every Stellaris player: Geneva Convention? You mean Geneva *Suggestions?*
"The Geneva convention is my bucketlist!"
More like Geneva Recommendation.
@@Psychoangel-d23 :)
I never saw you sign them.
You mean GUIDELINES?
"Bring me my to-do list!".
"But sire, isn't this the Geneva Conventions?".
"Exactly!".
Stellaris: where the Geneva convention becomes a checklist
Might as well ignore those silly recommendations
Not gonna brag but I am almost done with my check list
Well, Geneva convention is about HUMAN rights, so...
Well technically, the Geneva conventions' rules only apply when both sides are signatories or abide by them. So as soon as the alien combatant uses a flamethrower, gas, germ warfare, targets a hospital, hides among civilians (his own or ours), display a red cross on a white field without it being a hospital etc. then we can obey the conventions while we nuke the aliens into the stone age
Peace is what cowards do
I love how my first play through I was a egalitarian and a xenophile surrounded by slavers and xenophobes so I was a liberator, after conquering my neighbors my empire had too many pops and I couldn’t sustain them well. So in my second play through I’m playing as a xenophobic slaver imperium and it’s working out better so... I think paradox supports the purging of alien species
Nah you are just not doing it right. Xeno pops are very useful as they can have habitability on other planet types.
@@artruisjoew5473 I'd rather terraform their corpses, honestly.
@@artruisjoew5473 Huh, I just gene edit my slaves to my initial races preference and terraform everything.
@@chronusx877 It really depends on what you're trying to accomplish, xenophobes dislike migration treaties so if you opt for the terraforming route it's worse early game but better late game
@@artruisjoew5473 you spelled livestock wrong
I MEAN COME ON, THEY DONT EVEN FIGHT IN MELEE.
I understood that reference.
Fuckin Tau be like
Damn space, fish, communists, weebs
Emperor damn it shadowsun
HAHAHAHAHA
I once tried to play a faction of benevolent peacekeepers dedicated to galactic peace. I can proudly say that after vassaling or exterminating the entire galaxy, its become significantly more peaceful.
"Ahh, I remember this song.
Used to sing it all day when I was still in bootcamp in Cadia." - Random Imperial Guardsman
Tell Terra that the planet broke before the guard did
We will never forget cadia
Cadia stands.
CADIA STANDS!
*intense sobbing* CADIA
Ah yes, Stellaris, my favorite mass genocide simulator, now kids, the only wrong answer in Stellaris is being a xenophile pacifist
Egalitarian Fanatic Militarist is the best btw
Dude the real answer is to fuck everything until you make the master race.
I'll... just... Take my 4 member federation and my vassal and just stick to the defense then.
BrainCoolo that sounds like america (egalitarian meaning libertarian in this sense)
Doinh materialist +fanatic militarist. Don't worry for the xenophobic part, unrestrained orbital bombing takes care of it...
The Emperor Protects!
Begin the Inquisition! PURGE THE HERETICS!
FOR THE IMPERIUM!!! FOR THE EMPERAH!!!!
But he also attacs
Did you mean *FUCKING HORUS* ?!
Yah I do.
Every time I have doubts about Humanity’s future, I simply come back to this video to reassure myself about our inevitable galactic dominance. And always remember: Humanity First And Only.
While the enemies of the Emperor still draw breath there can be no peace.
MarcusFenix89 walk softly, and carry a big gun
(Salutes) for the emperor for the Kaser same as an emperor
Beware the alien, the mutant, the heretic.
Ready to unleash eleven barrels of hell.
This day will be a glorious won for the imperium
I'm a simple man.
I see the God-Emperor, I give a like.
As a loyal Space Marine, I approve this message
Leman Russ Praise Russ, it's Leman Russ!
Makuta Texxidos I'm a simple man. I see a bionicle and I'll give the thing a like.
its not leman russ.
It's clearly a mix of Magnus and Lorgar
Luke Pool
You're all heretics, TIME to run you all down with my
BANEBLADE!!!!
When you miss that one alien race you thought you killed at the beginning.
"I think I'm losing my touch at genocide."
And later when they join a Federation of surviving empires hostile to you:
"And I just keep getting reminded of my failures!"
"You mean your failure at killing us, or just in general?"
When the last of them confronts you on another world decades later and fulfills an ancient prophecy to ascend past his limits and defeat you then let's you live because he enjoyed fighting you and wants to do it again some time but you betray him so he kills you and leaves you to die on an exploding planet that you made explode and then you get cyborg implants from your daddy only to get cut apart by a time traveling half breed, disintegrated, sent to hell where you get strung up by a bunch of fluffy animals in a cocoon only to be resurrected many more decades later to do the same thing all over again and then fight in a tournament with him to save your universe from Annihilation at the hands of some melon headed infant gods.
@@ObligedUniform *Engage Exterminatus*
@@Fire_of756 hell that's basically what happened in that scene
@@seekingabsolution1907 what is this?
Seeing a therapist: $100-$300
Seeing this video: Free
It's their own fault for being different.
Einar Gissurarson true
ok this sentence sounds like it is a meme but stupidest at same time among the others
They could've saved us the trouble and killed themselves. I guess they want it the hard way.
Here here! I can drink to that. Humanity: united against the xeno filth!
King Brennus xenophobia brings world Peace
"We're wasting our time fighting each other in this canyon. We should be out there discovering new intelligent forms of life... You know, fight them."
Words of wisdom
"Yeah, thats why they should put US in charge."
@@ConfusedGuardsman its already is
Where is this quote from?
@@Mbeluba Red Vs Blue
The amount of human supremacists and propaganda in the comments before we have even conquered the whole galaxy makes me proud being human.
We're just getting ready, a few millennia in advance...
Dominion over this galaxy is mankind's birthright!
The stars, are ours for the taking!
Dominion over the universe is our G-d given birth right.
@@Jewish_Juggernaut glory to emperor
Is that a furry
POV:
Alien: I select a random video from the human "internet" and that will determine our relations.
The video selected:
This is amazing. 10/10.
Glory to the Emperor of Man kind, he has blessed your comment👍
ASpec I knew you'd be here!
I am not surprised at this at all.
ASpec I'm reporting this SHAMELESS, OBVIOUS sock-puppet endorsement on what can only be your new music channel.
/s
Aspec
We Approve.
That explains how they got all that money
I honestly didn't expect you. Are you Spanish?
Realaussieflims NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Lol
I didn’t expect you so soon
Can't wait to see this guy being canceled on space twitter in a couple of decades.
can't w8 2 c this space twitter being canceled by mankind's space navy's bombardings in a couple of decades
In space, no one can you hear you reeeeeee
Modern woke civilization will fall quite soon, so I'm pretty sure that if someone will be canceled in space twitter, it's gonna be xenofiles
I've been transmitting this into space for days. I hope they get the message.
those space slimes better be shitting their pants
"I always play as a warlord, maybe I'll try playing as a pacifist this time around"
*10 years later
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Quick Edit: I'm all about Nurgle, actually; IN THE GARDEN OF NURGLE, DEATH IS ONLY THE BEGINNING
The emperor of man demands Xeno blood
Brother...Get the Flamer....The HEAVY FLMMER.
CHAOS WILL CONSUME YOU
Chaos and Humanity unites to kill xenos…how fun
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!!!!!
stellaris is rated 7 in age recommendation so my little brother that just know how to turn on the computer can already make mass genocide... Great!
Got to teach them early
its pesticide not genocide
@@ftft117 exactly
You taught him well, brother.
You do the Emperor proud
Stellaris: Where the Geneva Convention becomes the Geneva Suggestion
Edit: My comment section has enlightened me further, So shall it be deemed "Suggestion". The Emperor Protects.
The geneva convention are just guidelines anyways
You mean the Geneva Bucketlist
Well I for one truly subscribe to the geneva convention...as long as its about humans of course
Can I use this comment for future reference?
@@Mike-dh5ur By all means! Thank you
Alien Empire: "Do not think to challenge us, inferior species!"
My Intergalactic Human Empire: "The universe has denied us and therefore everything that is unlike us must be purged."
You mean *_"THE SUPREME MUTLIGALACTIC HUMAN EMPIRE"_*
*[GREAT CRUSADE INTENSIFIES]*
DEUS VULT
shadowstorm heretic
God wills it!
FILTHY HERETIC. SUCH PRIMITIVE NOTIONS WAS LAID TO WASTE BY THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!
12345combination #blamelorgar
Ordo Xenos approves of your message citizen. Emperor bless you.
You called?
The kekistanians say hello!
Baker Tankersley Don't you mean Kekistanis, fucking normie.
Inquisitor, the valkyries are flying the bunkers in, we believe the ordo hereticus is needed.
You rang?
When are we going to get human invasion movies? It's such an untapped market.
Cory Fice a few exist but they always side with the filthy Xenos.
Avatar?
Ender's Game sorta kinda, but the movie sucked.
We got Avatar, save for a few xeno loving heretic scum. The protagonist was crippled in his legs as he was in his soul.
Cory Fice There's Avatar
Phobia? That’s an irrational fear.
I’m not scared of Xenos. Xenos should fear me.
"Its not fear its hatred, and its perfectly rational"
Yes, I agree with this statement.
*_"I liked him the moment my visor's targeting reticules locked onto him; both piety and hate echoed in his every word."_*
_~ Reclusiarch Grimaldus, Black Templars_
Who was Grimaldus talking about ?
@@xfatoushe-6908 Commissar Sebastian Yarrick, the Hero of Hades
Jake Frost ah I remember now. From Helsreach. That animation was Godly
@@xfatoushe-6908 Durned skippy. Hiring the video's creator was one of the few things that GW managed to get right in recent years.
Grimaldus embodies what it means to be a black templar more than anyone else. Hes grim, loves a good fight, and will die in good spirit while taking all of the emperors enemies with him.
Me: I’ll be a pacifist on this run
Few hours later
Me: it still count as peace if there is no one left to wage war
It does indeed 😁
"Finally, inner peace"
Ghandi A.I. but as the player instead.
The world must learn a peacefull way...
*THROUGH FORCE*
I'm sure all the exchange above me here neatly breaks down an entire College semester of philosophy and history.. though I am not sure how it would be titled
I love that the easiest solution to racism is that we just need to find some aliens to hate instead
We have to channel the energy somewhere
But what happens when all those xenos are finally dead tho? Do we just automatically go back to being devided and hating each other again?
@@elishafollet5347do you know how big the universe is?
@@elishafollet5347 Hey there are other galaxies you know, suffer not the xeno to live. For the Emperor!
@@taliawtf6944 then we won't rest untill we e successfully purged every last one of em. FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
I love that this is the 3rd result when searching "Stellaris"
An update for you dude: now it's "how to play as humans" but don't worry, it still icludes aliens getting constantly slaugthered into extintion
@@lorenadelcordonez1200 How to play as humans? Don't you mean how to play stellaris? Or are there degenerates who play as alien filth?
Mr. Karl McYoda I’m afraid there are. Heretics who must be purged exist. Go my brother, do what must be done.
The Ecclesiarcy, the Inquisition, the Codex Astartes, basically the whole Imperium approve this documentary.
I'm sure I heard the Emperor approve as well, but I can't be sure.
Fuck the emperor of man!
Valkyries are flying in the bunkers, the ordo hereticus should arrive soon.
Good, hope they won't suspect us as heretics, the Emperor protects!
Pfff, even a puny xeno sympathizer could pick a better xeno scum than that.
Aliens: *Take an inch of my territory*
Me: THE POPE CALLS FOR A SPACE CRUSADE
TIME FOR INTERDIMENSIONAL SPACE JIHAD MY HABIBIS
Why hello there, how goes th- BY THE POPE!!!
SPACE JIHAD
Intergalactic Space Pope approves
For the emperor
"The folks who ought to know told us how it must be"
Shows the emperor of man
Seems right
pov: you are an alien coming to earth. wanting to sample what humans are like, you connect to their "internet" and search up "humans and aliens." this pops up first for whatever reason, and you watch this video
"Hmm....these "christians" are pretty racist.....land the 1k strength army, we are gonna assimilate them, cant be racist if they are part of the machine intelligence"
@@killswitch_-ud7kf 5 minutes later: Unimatrix 4751 has decided to nuke itself after assimilating several Christians including their priests. Reasons: Does not compute, Fatal logic error. Do not attempt contact with Humans, the entire species and all their planets are cursed.
And then you read the comments.
@@inventor121 galaxy wide message sent out: Avoid the Sol system and planet Earth. It's inhabitants, these humans, are cursed and fucking crazy
@@phantomwraith1984 When The Theocratic Galactic government notice the abnormalities in the Galactic Mechanoid Empire: hmmm, why do our symbols and belief system being used by these primitive species?
Can someone call yashua for me, he got some explaining to do.
Dominate
Subjugate
Eliminate
FOR THE EMPEROR
Dominate
-subjucate-
Eliminate
For the emps
FOR THE EMPEROR!
.... Geneticly assimilate.
Subjugate, Intimidate and destroy. (anyone?)
TERRA INVICTA
The accuracy of this video is unreal. I've never even played anything related to 40K before and the very first thing I did was form the Imperium and go on a genocidal rampage across the galaxy,
I always go pacifist xenophile.
Plywood Man you miss out on the joy and psychotic laughter of mass genocides.
genocide is too hard
Stalin just a Fellow russian comrade truth
Plywood Man hippie
EMPEROR SHOW MERCY TO THE FOOL WHO STANDS AGAINST ME, FOR I SHALL NOT!
This video is sponsored by the Imperium of Man
honestly i think all racism would end if we found an alien sentient species. cause then it's all human versus space slime.
@@kesorangutan6170 it’s also like that in other universes like Star Wars. Like how some humans born on Coruscant will view themselves as superior to those born on Corellia or the outer rim. Or in 40k where there’s a divide between space marines born on Terra and those born on their primarch’s homeworld.
@@kesorangutan6170 Ngl bro, I share such sentiment. Earth gang rise up. Martian losers lmao
@@kesorangutan6170 man.. earth is the PRC basically then, huh. Still though, I’m repping my home world.
@@kesorangutan6170 So the racists are just another kind of authoritharian?
@@LAV-III It's also like that on earth. Where the people living in cities think they are better more moral people and the rural folk are bumpkin undesirable backwards bigots and racists.
"Let's celebrate what unites us all:Xenophobia"
is it Slaaneshmas already?
SLANEESHMAS!!!!!!!
+elektron117 Isn't Slaaneshmas the one day where you heretics _don't_ do that debased hedonistic grox-manure? Or is it just that you do it exclusively to xenos instead?
This made me laugh very hard for some reason
So let's all FUCK THE ALIENS!
Learning about Alien biology and culture is extremely important.
It give you an edge to bring them into the Emperor's fold and/or destroy them.
i’m that one stellaris player who makes joke nations. i made owl nazis (the owlyan race) and chose one of the human name generators
*sees planet in home system*
oh. new jerusalem. that’s ironic
*scrolls over planet. sees it’s a gas giant*
OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE
Praise Kek! XD
something ain't right here..
I just can't put my blonde hair blue eye'd self to understand..
Aeiou yes
Hootler
samwich I prefer cat nazis.
“I occasionally think how quickly our differences worldwide would vanish if we were facing an alien threat from outside this world.”
― Ronald Reagan
Is that an actual quote or are you just messing with me
@@karsten3360 Star Wars is true so it wouldn't be much of a stretch.
Though it sounds like something out of Independence Day
If it's an actual quote, I would disagree.
I can see bad actors taking advantage of the alien invasion to take out their rivals, much like what happened to many Bronze Age civilisations when the Sea People attacked them.
@@Astropeleki Sea People? What seapeople?
@@gators2728 Name giving to one of the barbarian invasions that helped cause the collapse of the Bronze Age Civilisations......we dont know much about them thats why they arent more well known
"If you were given the choice, why do you still want to be the good guy"
"Because being evil makes me feel bad"
Stellaris players: Awkwardly looks away while causing a mass genocide on an entire species
Super late but...
Stellaris player: Well I guess even a complete dick has feelings too...
**in the background more civilizations are being wiped out because (poorly thoughout) reasons**
"Well I'd love to feel bad about it-" [Planet killer goes off in the background.] "-but I can't get five years without some crisis happening and no one is willing to STAY peaceful with me. Frankly at this point I'm out of patience."
It is not genocide it is pesticide
@@Andrewza1 Pest control, I guess. -))
Tried being friendly, neighbor civilization became assholes, claimed a star system, declared war, made a mess, soooooo my entire economy turned towards war and complete annihilation of said species. And their shit.
Upon looking up Stellaris on UA-cam this is the second video I see.. and I am proud of that
*PURGE THE XENOS*
The “it’s really in this year” quote makes me imagine humanity just exterminating everyone for a year because they felt like it, then become pacifist the next year.
Tbh it will probs happen in the future lol
Hunting Season
You mean stress relief
Can't be Xenophobic after all the Xenos are dead.
Accurate representation of the middle run when all you're doing is building mega structures
Have no fear men of the Imperium. For a Primarch walks among us once more.
The Emperor protects.
Yeah, Turns our Magnus is a pretty chill guy once you get to know him
Yes my boy Guilliman survived.
Godammit Kitten I told you to cut the plug now I learn that he's tapping some Eldar thots ass too
M42 is just amazing after the end of the 13th black crusade i loove it
@@malekiththeeternityking5433 yup. Your Son Got to the legendary eldar booty First. Could have been you if not for fucking horus.
I would like to have seen Rogal Dorn or Lion El' Johnson return before...H I M
Xenos: Please! Mercy! Grant me mercy!
Humanity: So any ways i started blasting...
@Bob Bobbingtonit's not innapropiate if it's about alien genocide
The geneva convention protects human civilians, that's about it.
@@miguelpadeiro762 Lets learn to love our Neighbours like Christians did in Rome!! :)
if they are humanoid, maybe let them off with terrible living conditions. other then that, purge anything that breathes (or decomposes, or makes energy from sunlight, or is a rock) that is also an alien!
There is no mercy.
Here I´m about to spread this masterpiece again after the massive succes of HELLDIVERS 2.
For DEMOCRACY!!
"Unless we get you first!"
Love it.
IoM : "Rejoice, brothers and sisters, for we have come to save you..."
Federation : "Hurray, it's the Imperium of Man!"
IoM : "FROM YOURSELVES!"
Federation : "Oh no, it's the Imperium of Man..."
Ah yes, space Hellsing. Alucard on a space battleship is exactly what we need for a sequel.
Please tell me that Alucard is a Radical Inquisitor and Anderson a Puritan one in this
“Bitches love Bolters”
@@harrymorris2361 I didn’t know I needed to read that.
@@comteraffayn8351 Integra fits more as an radical inquisitor Alucard would be a demonhost or Eldar solitaire or Dark Eldar Incubus
A person commented “This feels like a kindergarten song in WH40K universe”. And to that I reply, nah this is a nursery rhyme.
My armor is contempt, my shield is disgust and my sword is hatred
O R B I T A L B O M B A R D M E N T set to A R M A G E D D O N
You mean E X T E R M I N A T U S
PURGE TYPE
[X] E X T E R M I N A T I O N
Little kitten: Hay what’s that (looks out window of ship to see an exterminatus) me: Imperial Justus to haritics.
Nah fire rail guns from a solar system away so they land a lightspeed
@Dcard Dcardian i have an idea why dont we make bullets put space marines in them and fire them into the planet
“Is that a fleet coming towards our solar system Humans?”
“No no no, they’re traveling to go deal with a pest control problem...”
“Ok good day then.”
“Yes yes good day, (prep the superweapon for full planet destruction)”
Can't be racist against something that never signed the Geneva convention
@@phantomwraith1984 very true.
The Sword of Terra
After a certain point into the game I couldn’t be bothered with conquering planets so I just made a super weapon and blew up every planet I came across
World Cracker go brr
Being a child is wanting to live in Star Trek's Federation.
Growing up is realizing that the Imperium of Man is more realistic.
FOR THE EMPEROOOOOOOR
@Karl Quetzacoatl FOR THE EMPEROR!
I mean, at least we stopped fighting each other in one. For the most part.
It isn’t more realistic dumbass. The only way for a species to become horribly xenophobic is if aliens bomb us to shit.
@@tacoblude8208 Came down, it's a joke.
“My Lord, the galaxy is in turmoil, we can sit this out while they destroy each other.”
“No. Gather them. I will take them ALL.”