How do you know it's that one? I think another four-letter-word is more common. One shouldn't be too quick in projecting one's own thoughts onto others.
The last one is the only one that actually blew my mind. He obviously doesn't call me human or master. He'd probably think in concepts like thinking of me as 'tall nice thing' and other people as 'tall things' and other dogs as 'other me's' and zebras as 'striped me's' and cars as 'goes'. This is fun.
Dexter Chen Dogs don't have language so they probably don't "name" things the same way we do (which if you think about it, is kind of strange). Its more likely that they differentiate you from other people in some way that doesn't involve words or sounds. One possibility is that they think of us in terms of smells which to me would seem more likely given how much brain power most dogs devote to that sense. The idea that you are inherently different from them may not even occur to them. Rather, they simply have a set of expectations which they associate with your scent in their minds. Anyway, this is just speculation.
Dogs (as far as I'm aware) aren't sentient, their thought process is nothing like ours. Dogs don't name things anymore than insects name things, dogs are however good at having emotions, so maybe they'd just associate an emotion with your existence.
The last quote, "I wonder what my dog named me." #CutenessOverload Baby receipt, human submarine... I'm dead... She's a genius, an adorable one, can't stop loving her :)
ＤＥＡＲ ＰＥＲＳＯＮ ＲＥＡＤＩＮＧ ＴＨＩＳ, If you're going through a tough time right now or having a bad day, I just wanna say don't give up! I'm not sure whats going on in your life at the moment and I know at times it may seem like things will never get better, but there is always hope. You have a purpose and there is an amazing plan for your life. You're amazing, beautiful, talented, important, & worth it and don't let anyone tell you that you aren't. Anyways have an amazing day and keep smiling because you have a reason to live, don't forget that! - ＢＡＴＦＡＣＥ
I'm writing a screenplay so I can sell it to a Hollywood studio for big money and use said money to move to LA and make the usual rounds of writers table talk until I'm eventually in the same room as Anna Kendrick where I will then attempt to swoon her with charm, good looks and quick wit.
DISnut Why than, does it says "Based on Reddit’s popular Shower Thoughts thread" in the description? The "human submarine" thing for instance, can be traced back at least one year ago, never being attributed to Anna Kendrick. And that's just one example.
0:09 I've probably said 'fuck' more times than my own name. 0:21 They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then just re-released the original. 0:29 If I had a dollar for every time I needed a dollar, I would never needed a dollar. 0:36 Does a frozen yogurt headache burn fewer calories than an ice cream headache. 0:47 If Nick Offerman's wife didn't want to change her name, would they compromise for Nick Offerwoman. 0:56 If I touch my Phone in the right places, a pizza will show up in my front door. 'I know'. 1:04 Using your laptop to research buying a new one is like asking itself to dig its own grave. 1:16 Will Ferrel and Pharrell Williams have reversed names. 1:23 Is my brown belt sad that I chose black belt this morning? 1:30 When a pregnant woman swims, she's basically a human submarine. 1:44 If you break a pencil you have two pencils, but if you break a pen, you have zero pens. 1:51 The roof of your mouth is actually more like a ceiling. 1:57 A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt. 2:05 I wonder what my dog named me
Glad i could help. Anna Kendrick is just so awesome. Btw, her tones are like a calm guidance councilor. Ambient sounds are like a soft breeze on a fresh morning air. With crashing waves and seagulls.
I was thinking while I watched this, "what is her flaw?" I mean she must have one. no one can be perfect. It must be something horrible. Constant uncontrollable farts?
This video just confirmed a rumor the whole world knows. Anna Kendrick is the cutest human to have ever lived.
Mairi Mitchell Actually you are the cutest human to have ever lived, m'lady.
Third Eye Pirate *fedoratipping intensifies*
...or just brain dead.
not really
Not really what? I'm hoping it's "not really" what I think you mean. Riskylife Jones and also 61 people agree with me so...
What a coincidence, I have shower thoughts about Anna Kendrick.
Senor Studly True dat!
Dont we all...
Senor Studly .......um....yeah...
sameee
lmao
Anna Kendrick is so beautiful. Whoever gets to marry her is so lucky
I deeply want to be that lucky man so bad!!
"I probably said fuck more times than my own name." HAHAHAHA
I do as well
How do you know it's that one? I think another four-letter-word is more common. One shouldn't be too quick in projecting one's own thoughts onto others.
The last one is the only one that actually blew my mind. He obviously doesn't call me human or master. He'd probably think in concepts like thinking of me as 'tall nice thing' and other people as 'tall things' and other dogs as 'other me's' and zebras as 'striped me's' and cars as 'goes'.
This is fun.
Dexter Chen reading that just made me go over to my dog and vigorously cuddle her
I love your comment
Dexter Chen Dogs don't have language so they probably don't "name" things the same way we do (which if you think about it, is kind of strange). Its more likely that they differentiate you from other people in some way that doesn't involve words or sounds. One possibility is that they think of us in terms of smells which to me would seem more likely given how much brain power most dogs devote to that sense. The idea that you are inherently different from them may not even occur to them. Rather, they simply have a set of expectations which they associate with your scent in their minds. Anyway, this is just speculation.
I have a German Shepard and I think she named me Heinz.
Dogs (as far as I'm aware) aren't sentient, their thought process is nothing like ours. Dogs don't name things anymore than insects name things, dogs are however good at having emotions, so maybe they'd just associate an emotion with your existence.
And that's why I love Anna Kendrick.
Anna Kendrick is a gift to humanity that we do not deserve but desperately need.
*the human submarine thing....lol i can't!*
what am i doing with my life
BattlerTheBaster i deserve challenjour, gg
vvvortic you're really here...
vvvortic You are freaking everywhere... damn...
BattlerTheBaster And it wasn't even that funny. Weird a rare miss.
***** Please subscribe to my channel please
You had me at Anna Kendrick.
Very interesting stuff here. She should run for president. Anyone else agree?
The background music is beautiful, what is it?
BattlerTheBaster our friend Charles Yang scored this video for us.
Glamour Magazine Thanks for the response :)
leila crandall **cough** just download the video and convert it to mp3 **cough** Have you heard about the bird?
Manitra Mahefa *cough* that also downloads the voice-over, so it's useless *cough*
Cu
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The last quote, "I wonder what my dog named me." #CutenessOverload
Baby receipt, human submarine... I'm dead... She's a genius, an adorable one, can't stop loving her :)
ＤＥＡＲ ＰＥＲＳＯＮ ＲＥＡＤＩＮＧ ＴＨＩＳ,
If you're going through a tough time right now or having a bad day, I just wanna say don't give up!
I'm not sure whats going on in your life at the moment and I know at times it may seem like things will never get better, but there is always hope. You have a purpose and there is an amazing plan for your life.
You're amazing, beautiful, talented, important, & worth it and don't let anyone tell you that you aren't.
Anyways have an amazing day and keep smiling because you have a reason to live, don't forget that!
- ＢＡＴＦＡＣＥ
BatFace Too long, didnt read... lol!
That may have given me a reason to finally jump...
my reason to live is live...
That was COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT TO THE VIDEO but ok.
Im sure this helped someone out there :)
She is so freaking hot
dyscostic That's what's about her.
dyscostic and shes most likely very wealthy now.
formidablekill3r fck me
clearevil I don't know...to me she looks like Tom Cruise's little sister....
camp168 I hate you......
"I wonder what my dog named me." They saved the best for last.
Will Ferrell and Pharrell Williams have reverse names, I died, hahahahahahahaha... Marry me
Michael FMBenitez I'm afraid she can't, since you died
you, I like you, you're funny :)
Michael FMBenitez I like your avatar
You are the first person to say I'm funny, just hope you meant that :D
I did, I was afraid you were going to think I was being sarcastic
Michael FMBenitez Thanks.
Now I'm starting to think about being funny, much like how a fox realizes he can eat babies in Adventure Time.
OMG I just got a goose bump when I heard two last sentences. I'm sure that she spent a lot of time just thinking during the shower.
I'm writing a screenplay so I can sell it to a Hollywood studio for big money and use said money to move to LA and make the usual rounds of writers table talk until I'm eventually in the same room as Anna Kendrick where I will then attempt to swoon her with charm, good looks and quick wit.
Mark Valdez sell that story dude...
Mark A. Valdez how u going with that? 😊
You have to have good looks to swoon her with them.
That last one got me. I legit said, "Whoa. Whaaaaaaaaat?"
All i read was Anna Kendric and shower so I immediately clicked the video
This should be watched by everybody in the world at least once a day
More like Jaden Smith quotes
Porkify | General Gaming This chick has nothing on Jaden though. Jaden goes in with his tweets.
More Like Jaden Smith Quotes*
MCruben3000 did you just capitalize every word in their sentence and pretend like you fixed their grammar?
Summer Burk That's what Jaden always does :)
oh hahaha
Jaden Smith quit twitter to hand his title as The Philosopher to Anna Kendrick now? Fuck yeah
I really hope she wrote these. I think she has the potential to be a comedian.
Professor, the credits for the quotes are in the video. For each quote, the text that appears are Reddit usernames.
@@PedroLimaFazPrograma Prof. Tickles more like Prof. Eyesight
that last one always gets me. i wonder what mu dog named me.. hahahahaha
I just like her voice... makes me relax... really
First copying the cups thing, now this. Whoever marries her is marrying a living repost of meme's D:
Kzero i dont think you know what a meme is
Devon Lee No, I think he has it right. What's wrong with how he used it?
David Barroso the way he used the ' ?
LolindirElros That's just a grammatical mistake, not really a misunderstanding of the definition
David Barroso shower thoughts are not memes ?
These are SO FREAKING RIGHT
Now THAT is a very intellectual woman.
DISnut By quoting things?
SeamonVB Quoting her OWN things.
DISnut Why than, does it says "Based on Reddit’s popular Shower Thoughts thread" in the description? The "human submarine" thing for instance, can be traced back at least one year ago, never being attributed to Anna Kendrick. And that's just one example.
DISnut Look in the bottom left of the screen. It credits the redditer
Well it makes her SOUND smart!
help, I can't stop watching this video
this is so soothing
THAT PHARELL WILLIAMS ONE BLEW MY MIND
"using your laptop to research buying a new one is like asking it to dig its own grave" HAHAHAAHAHAAHHA I DIED
When a pregnant woman swims she is practically a human submarine 😂😂
That... was amazing
0:09 I've probably said 'fuck' more times than my own name.
0:21 They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then just re-released the original.
0:29 If I had a dollar for every time I needed a dollar, I would never needed a dollar.
0:36 Does a frozen yogurt headache burn fewer calories than an ice cream headache.
0:47 If Nick Offerman's wife didn't want to change her name, would they compromise for Nick Offerwoman.
0:56 If I touch my Phone in the right places, a pizza will show up in my front door. 'I know'.
1:04 Using your laptop to research buying a new one is like asking itself to dig its own grave.
1:16 Will Ferrel and Pharrell Williams have reversed names.
1:23 Is my brown belt sad that I chose black belt this morning?
1:30 When a pregnant woman swims, she's basically a human submarine.
1:44 If you break a pencil you have two pencils, but if you break a pen, you have zero pens.
1:51 The roof of your mouth is actually more like a ceiling.
1:57 A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt.
2:05 I wonder what my dog named me
Thanks. I love youtube but I'm deaf. I really benefited from this
Glad i could help. Anna Kendrick is just so awesome. Btw, her tones are like a calm guidance councilor. Ambient sounds are like a soft breeze on a fresh morning air. With crashing waves and seagulls.
The more you pull your love, the more (s)he tries to escape, which makes you pull even harder, which makes her/him try more.
The Groundhog day one is actually quite good.
Why are these always so funny 😂
This is the smartest woman alive!!! Tell me she wrote all those observations herself!
Deep thoughts with john handy. It's an old snl skit. They should do this as an snl recurring segment.....
Beautiful music indeed.
Oh my god I love her. I've thought several of these!
If I take a shower with Anna Kendrick, are we getting wet at the same time?
hahajahjahahajajajahahaha
Kev-Oh
Omg xD
smooth ;)
@@elindillen5097 I agree 😂👌
Blew my mind!
These are extremely deep thoughts. Wow
Oh man, this is so good!
The last one just kinda blew my mind...
Thanks for giving credit to the Reddit users on the bottom right corner. Classy.
this is amazing.
This is the trolliest thing Glamour has ever posted. It's perfect
That last one: right in the feels.
*cries and claps*
Beautiful shower thoughts amazing bravo!!!!
So close... 'Anna Kendrick Shower' turns up this video :(
This was brilliant!!!
Anna you are simply amazing!
I wish my shower thoughts were this innocent and painless.
This is awesome, shows you've got some humor. You're awesome, keep it up.
Will Farrell and Pharell Williams. How did I miss that?! Mind Blown!!!
Wow that will Farrel thing got me thinking
GENIUS
Such glamour.
*mind blown*
i love this woman!
Very misleading title, these were clearly "Wistful beach thoughts."
I LOVE Anna Kendrick!
I think I'm in love
anna is so adorable I can’t even
"if you're watching this video, your life is sad, as mine"
I have these exact kinds of thoughts at 2AM. Why do I wake up and have this stuff in my head? What is the matter with me?!?!
She needs to write a book of everything she said
it's not her quotes though, the quotes are attributed at the bottom
she did ;)
I did not notice the word "thought" thats why im here.
That last one was cute :)
The Groundhog Day thought is pure genius.
These thoughts are so deep that Adel is rolling in them.
“I wonder what my dog name me?” Lmao that last part got me shook
So deep. So deep
Is there any way to listen to the score on it's own? It's so beautiful
New favourite thing ever 😂
Birth Certificate is Baby Receipt!!! lol af 🤣🤣🤣 iloveher even more!
Inspiration
This was the best Nicolas Sparks movie I've ever seen.
Anna makes me happy...
super creative mind
God her voice when she said the last one, so cute, I'm dead ;;3;;
More Please!
love it
Some good thoughts
Asking the important questions in life!
god I love her...
This was awesome ***** This was basically a live Twitter feed read. #TwitterFeed #TwitterFodder #FeedForTwitter
"I wonder what my dog named me..."
This is so epic! I love Anna
I'm so glad to know I share the same thought pattern as Anna Kendrick's. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
So funny! Just like her tweets!
I was thinking while I watched this, "what is her flaw?"
I mean she must have one. no one can be perfect.
It must be something horrible.
Constant uncontrollable farts?
i love herrrrr
the last one is the best
10/10 will marry Anna Kendrick’s.
I have often thought about the roof of the mouth/ceiling mix up.