KATAMARI, but clean

[@cold_gyoza]

from FEMTANYL to IBUPROFEM

[@DragoDaDragon64]

shush you're not allowed to be funny

[@naviblu143]

BANIDBAJAHAHGXUAHAH

[@garrobopan-3564]

KAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHA

[@sparkiiez]

JSJJAJSJJAJSJAJSJJAJS

[@alexmastah5073]

Not gonna lie that would be a great album name for femtanyl

[@unitymask]

This is what femtanyl sounds like when you feel emotionally well-adjusted

[@Contentdeleted99998]

whats that?

[@hollow6189]

@@Contentdeleted99998I have no idea

[@Onetwo_E]

@@Contentdeleted99998 why are you here if you dont know femtanyl

[@chester9585]

that is so In sane!!!

[@girlwantsboy]

emotionally well-what?

[@coreflakes]

the audio equivalent of doing lineart on a really good sketch

[@vivlodia]

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

[@pajagames20]

I feel a part of my brain clicking after reading this, I don't know if it was turning something on or off.

[@kolpkii]

that’s actually a really clever analogy

[@SadisticOpossum]

Holy shite

[@MoolsDogTwoOfficial]

Fuck lineart

[@ZoeyThe]

its naked😭😭😭😭

[@Exso-]

GIGGLING AT THIS COMMENT

[@idostuff6179]

EDGING TO THIS COMMENT RN

[@GLITTERXYOUGUYS]

IM STROKING IT AT THIS COMMENT

[@iwsallovrher]

wild ass replies

[@kallythesillie]

HELP

[@magyar_1949]

ITS NEUTERED

[@RTMonitor]

IT GOT SPAYED

[@denimflan]

WAAA

[@stinky-goober26]

IT HAD ITS BALLS REMOVED

[@Jundiyun]

BALLS CUT

[@thatdudenamederror1924]

ITS BEEN CIRCUMSICED😭

[@Milkza8510]

Unexplainably, this feels like seeing a blue cola can

[@mihaescumarius7135]

katamari😢😢😢❤😊

[@teterii]

don't drink the water
they put something in it
to make you forget

[@codenameh27]

Man, I will join the civ protection just for good food ​@@teterii

[@Contentdeleted99998]

PEPSI MAN!

[@City_seventeen]

​@@teterii Half-Life 2 ass reply

[@sparkiiez]

IT GOT LOBOTOMIZED

[@love_from.kinito]

Got novocained as well sighhhh

[@Axcyantol]

hehee,,,,,

[@magnustherogue]

it sounds like someone is failing to drown me in the most stupidest way possible

[@Wulfahlicious]

It sounds like ivor without a beard

[@_Average_Floridian]

​@@Wulfahlicious
PFFFFFFTTT BROOO NOT IGOR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@yeethittter1285]

It sounds like someone trying to break your neck but they just make you look to one side really fast

[@Userf384gw]

​@@yeethittter1285bro speaking from experience

[@EmilyMatthews-zw5lk]

​@@Wulfahlicious Minecraft story mode mention wahoo

[@Orion_TheProto]

did you...
did you just un-femtanyl my femtanyl?
edit: i just realized this has like 1400 likes, thank you so much!!

[@Triikouu]

it's just fem

[@pajagames20]

DEA found out about it

[@girlwantsboy]

​@@pajagames20what

[@Numa-920]

Now it's just .

[@Monk_from_RainWorld]

she's just now

[@SamSpiegelStauber]

The screaming turned into a heaving cry 😭

[@miajajajajajajajajajo]

Be when I stub my toe and my voice is all fvked up because of a flu 1:07

[@girlwantsboy]

i thought it was sammyclassicsonicfan sounds

[@pieofchart]

rraagh

[@ZOMB13GUTZ]

KATAMARI with no brim....💔💔

[@XxSuicidewolfyxX]

Kitkat Why Are You here

[@Monk_from_RainWorld]

From Katamari to mari.

[@40Ccents]

WOAHH, KATAMARI with no brim! Hold on let me go around! Let me go around with this game!

[@kendraf6843]

no brim no hat

[@Menamphetamine]

ACT GOOD ENOUGH
INFERIOR ACQUAINTANCE
GET A LITTLE ANGRY
TASTY PLANET
HURT SOME GUYS YOU KNOW
GIRL PURGATORY 2001
PRESENT AS ABSOLUTE TRUTH
GET A LITTLE ASSISTANCE
LONELY, CARNIVORE!
DESSERT!
ALSO, IM LEAVING
HEAVY
LOCAL

[@xaigamer3129]

and im away at the store buying bread

[@diamondshard88]

From what I can tell, these line up as
ACT RIGHT
P3T(?)
PUSH UR T3MPRR
I do not know
MURDER EVERY 1 U KNOW
GIRL HELL 1999
DOGMATICA(???)
S33K H3LP
LOVESICK, CANNIBAL
DINNER
AND I'M GONE
I tried matching them up best I could, surprised KATAMARI isn't on there considering that's the dong listed, unless I mislabeled it.

[@Menamphetamine]

@@diamondshard88 KATAMARI is tasty planet, as the game KATAMARI is named after has an eerily similar premise and playstyle to the game Tasty Planet

[@xaigamer3129]

when katamari released “and im gone” i replied “and im away at the store buying bread” but you didnt use it :(

[@Menamphetamine]

@@xaigamer3129 🤑

[@RealSquidShady]

this is no longer femtanyl, this is rehab 😭

[@myuserwontwork222]

LMAO BEST COMMENT EVA

[@40Ccents]

nahh, this is Adderall

[@nothinglitralnothing4625]

No its he/hab

[@kendraf6843]

feth

[@RedBloxStudios]

the audio of me playing FEMTANYL - THE GAME during a bossfight when I have to pause to take a break

[@Leon-br9yk]

would like a game of she

[@AnotherFunda]

having a filtered down version for the pause menu would be so cool actually, being able to still hear the song but not the version that you hear while playing. many games don't do this, and for a game with femtanyl's music it'd be pretty nice

[@RedBloxStudios]

@@AnotherFunda Ultrakill does, and they play a sister-genre; Breakcore!

[@RedPanda8880]

this rendition sounds like it'd tell me the monopoly man has a monocle

[@sexygirlmax2019]

Mandela effect denier

[@tmxlx]

this is what finally taking your meds sounds like

[@howaretheygameing]

as a certified med taker i am still mentally ill

[@Subzero_RaptorHalo13]

Honestly yeah

[@Cahrssomething]

THE CAT GOT PUT DOWN
I REPEAT
THE CAT GOT PUT DOWN

[@Kiwi_Edits_Stuff]

NO😭

[@spiral5460]

niko oneshot pfp spotted

[@Aitrem]

It’s like hearing it from another room

[@Maximum_777]

I still want to know exactly what the process of getting their distortion looks like, it's fucking perfect.

[@syvvieon]

I believe they use misstortion 2! i made an fl studio recreation of this song a bit back and misstortion seemed to fit the bill lol

[@GlowUnderscore]

uhh put a distortion, lower the drive and then mess around with the bitcrush
just remember to make it DIRTY

[@plasticdoorr]

This is what Katamari would sound like if you put it in a rock tumbler

[@3_ormorecharacters]

this makes so much sense like the rough edges are all nice n smoothened out

[@THEGLOIPER]

this is like the video of a guy "cleaning" his grandmas urn but he just pours out his grandmas ashes

[@40Ccents]

sauce, por favor

[@THEGLOIPER]

@@40Ccents I have no sauce, just my memory about what the video was.

[@LunarMartin]

I MIGHT B3 SICK 🤒

[@LunarMartin]

@Danna_kits haha it's fine it was a joke

[@FireWithTheKeyboard]

This isn’t even clean, it’s blurry.

[@remazer_927]

THAT'S WHAT I SAID

[@RTMonitor]

This is your brain on KATAMARI with cleaness. Don't listen to cleaness, listen to dirtiness.
Any questions?

[@thephonepersonally]

Professor,
Warning dark humor
You're mom😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DragonFries12]

I thought it was just gonna be clean lyrics i was not ready for my femtanyl to be unfemtanyled

[@jessveness]

everyone saying it sounds off but props to you honestly, this must have taken a lot of effort to sound right haha

[@geoffreyprecht2410]

I listen to this version on loop when I play Cybergrind in ULTRAKILL, it's less overwhelming than the original so I can actually hear other audio cues in the game lol

[@ikaart6247]

Bro polished it smooth 💀💀💀

[@diamondshard88]

1:07 this little puny scream is really funny to me

[@Kiwi_Edits_Stuff]

‘aauu’

[@AryionEnjoyer621]

cursed as hell

[@beetledrowninginsoup]

1:07 im sorry but the little... uh scream, made me giggle so hard

[@schmmlgnwnd]

STOP THIS COMMENT MADE ME GIGGLE

[@the_mimikyu_channel]

Same Lmao 😭😭

[@yeethittter1285]

When you wanna make hyperpop but you have neighbours

[@tallgayhall]

*squeak*

[@Incatnito-insane]

the screams turned into a dry cough

[@Omegato69]

Bro really made an ultrakill calm version of Katamari 😭😭😭🗣️🔥🔥

[@-TheCheeseMan-]

This aint femtanyl this is vitamin 😭

[@PikwikHusky]

this isnt femtanyl, this is medicine

[@DeadMallWasteland]

femtanyl but with ADHD medication

[@pieofchart]

gently move the katamari

[@catiguess1807]

IT GOT A LOBOTOMY 😭

[@Elisagamer_X]

To me, this is the audio representation of the smooth brain image.

[@VeryCardBored_]

I dont know how but it sounds translucent like glass or jello

[@Konichu35]

kalamari 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@schmmlgnwnd]

🦑

[@orangeslicerz]

🦑

[@homenvy1026]

🦑

[@50cksie]

🦑

[@bredchu]

🦑

[@ElHalalCat]

this sounds like a loading screen to the real katamari

[@cerm_cerm-main]

those vocals got BAKED from whatever software you converted them in 💀

[@steakinducedhysteria]

femtanyl’s twin shehab

[@GlowUnderscore]

me when i find out that femtanyl makes digital hardcore and not breakcorer:

[@aguydoingstuff7391]

is this what adhd medication feels like

[@sinfulchaser]

you took out the crunchy of my chips

[@cosmic_socks]

dr pepper dark berry moment

[@arachnidsGriiiiiiiip]

I HATE DR PEPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jme7046]

I LOVE DR PEPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kakoon4695]

GILF

[@HerOwnKnife]

GIFLF!!!

[@oddpocalypse]

GOD I LOVE FEMTANYL

[@shubby1519]

GILF????????

[@Exso-]

PUT THAT ON A SHIRT!!

[@Doppelganger_.5]

GOD I LOVE FEMTANYL

[@FireGreenLeaf]

Thanks, now I can listen to this without getting trouble because no on can hear the lyrics

[@cjanimates615]

This ain’t katamari this doggojames 😭

[@İlovefemtanyl]

1:07 she screached😭

[@xaigamer3129]

æa

[@skrabman]

KATAMARI, but KATA is gone

[@r0tten.fe4thers]

This untickled my brain and now I don't know what's real anymore

[@Dandysorld]

0:35 ROLL THE KATAMARI 👹👹👹

[@AmyTheSharmi]

okay who the fuck upscaled my Femtanyl??? Curses!!!

[@nincompooper]

this hurts

[@Red_Chicken_Gaming]

THE MUSIC IS BALD AAAGGHHHH

[@artninja1819]

You revoked the crunch☹️

[@Kabosu_Doge]

bro this song is being claimed by someone named "zelda beats" and it has been happening with a bunch of videos😭😭😭

[@Kiwi_Edits_Stuff]

When you finally take your meds

[@ZA-en4bb]

katamari: pause menu edition

[@marinanieto7670]

Its so chill like when you're just out ik those situatios when ya so distant you aint even rlly feeling like shit or irritated or done or whatevers you already squeezed out every emotion out of your brain thru mostly tears that along with screams not fazing you its hard to process those are screams

[@I_am_someone_named_G]

This is the music version of 24 fps AI'd to 60 fps

[@Destinky]

Btw, the ending part is actually sampling a movie, just a heads up

[@ahumblecat1691]

Clean 🫧🪥

[@ieaarts5129]

This sounds like what some fruits taste like after they fell on the floor and you rinsed it with water.

[@rock.muncher.thethird]

you're scaring me

[@sk8trwolf]

femtanyl before the happy pills

[@quartzphoon]

this song sounds like watered down soda

[@jme7046]

When the mcdonalds coke that you didn't finish gets watered down by the shitty lead ridden tap water ice

[@SODASTEAMER]

how DARE you tanyl my femtanyl. IT'S JUST FEM NOW!

[@Fizzyfrogtheadhd]

Wheres the silly blood robot solo

[@Web.Regularis]

This feels like when you buy new headphones to listen to your favourite song and start hearing sounds that you didn't know existed

[@Triikouu]

you turned soda into water

[@pyroeject]

Water is still cool

[@xaigamer3129]

@@pyroejectnot if it’s room temperature

[@4DDOSED]

i feel like this song would go tell me to wash peas after I wake up from the most comforting and calming sleep.

[@Maria_on_therianpaws]

This sounds so unnatural 😭

[@OSFL_X3]

LYNATMEF

[@Sodochka_Natrium]

This somehow tickles my brain more than the original

[@hashtag_swag]

this isnt femtanyl this is nykwill

[@studderist]

who desaturated my femtanyl

[@A_B_N1]

This sounds like a hot chocolate made with filtered water that was boiled.

[@Bubbletwip15aut]

Its like a salt lamp if it was smooth

[@dontflashthesearchlights]

this is AT AMARI

[@rocket_is_so_flipping_cool]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[@crying_mih4440]

It's like when my wireless phones are malfunctioning and also they're full of water

[@N8-Feds]

Sober femtanyl

[@funfox73]

its like what i'd hear if my ears were plugged with water.

[@antifinance]

This feels like when you have no idea what you're doing, but somehow manage to do it correctly.

[@mamteca]

I feel empty

[@Simon_Dunkaccino]

the first seconds of this forcefully detached me from reality i knew it was gonna sound clean i just didn’t know it was gonna sound clean

[@Fleewee]

this feels the pause menu loop version for an ultrakill level

[@lav-kitty]

out of all the possible things I could see in life I was not expecting to see that

[@lav-kitty]

banger tho

[@Toffclone-sobs-]

you skinned it

[@Erblorg]

This feels unnatural

[@totallynotminecraftsteve5459]

1:00 maurice

[@Arandomguywhoisdumb]

+ MAURICED

[@skittleglowx]

NOOO ITS NEUROTYPICAL
+ THE SCREAMING IS SO FUNNY GOODBYE

[@The4DRY4N]

ROLL THE KATAMARI (gently, please)

[@_z4yne]

i feel like im gonna get arrested for listening to this

[@kaleidoss]

this is what derealization feels like

[@DeadMallWasteland]

so true bestie

[@justasillykitty]

>slaps token’s bones<
these bad boys are squeaky clean